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#gim Him: He’s probably thinking about other guys Him: If kaeya didn’t give Noelle tasks to do during the storm terror events. Would she have solo’d him
@@TheDressIsntGold Why do people make such a big fuss out of the word loli? I thought it meant young girl, and there’s nothing wrong with that, right? Even if it’s a wrong translation, so long as it doesn’t offend anyone, it’s totally fine.
#GIM Mihoyo: here, have some intertwined fates free of charge Players: *wishing on kokomi* Kokomi: stonks I got kokomi when I wanted hu tao AAAAAAAAAAA
@@mafuyuris-stupid-stuff OMG i want hu tao too but I rolled on the kokomi banner to build pity also to get xinqiu, luckily I didn't reset it phew no 5 star so YAY
#GIM Community during Yoimiya banner : Ah, not another pyro DPS. I could use more variety. Mihoyo : We got u, fam. Also mihoyo : *5-star Barbara, Childe re-rerun and polearm Xinyan*.
#GIM Him: She's probably thinking about other guys. Her: How do I stop hearing in my head "OSMANTHUS WINE TASTES THE SAME AS I REMEMBER" whenever I see Zhongli in a quest?
ME, farming for materials to ascend with: I need a total of 60 Oceanid Hearts for my prime team. I have 57. One more run should do it. Mihoyo: Have 2 Hearts. ME: Well, at least I should be close to the 20 Perpetual Hearts I need after this run. Mihoyo: You have 18 Perpetual Hearts. ME: Morax damnit, I just don't have the Heart! Well, surely I can get some good weapon ascension materials. Mihoyo: Have some rare and common mats. ME: My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined. Mihoyo: Yes, and? ME: And? And I'm out of resin. Mihoyo: All according to keikaku. #GIM
Hu Tao: exists Me: Real sh*t Hu Tao: gets 2.2 rerun Me: Ascends to heaven Also Me realising I don't have enough primogems for her: My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
#GIM Her: he’s probably thinking about other girls. Him: if a mobster on Tyvat is immune to the damage from the same element. Shouldn’t vision users immune to damages of the element of their vision?
#GIM Since Paimon floats, then how did she catch up with Beidou's ship as it went to Inazuma without running out of stamina, if she doesn't hold onto the Traveler like a bag of emergency food?
#gim Did you know: when giraffes first entered China they mistooked it for a qilin Me looks at ganyu long number from her charged shot Me :I think I understand now
Chose your role White night:misson:boycott the aniversy , weapons:sword ,claymore black night: misson:down the reveiws at all costs weapon:catalsyt,sword lurker:misson:spy attack at the right time... weapons bow,polearm braindead clowns:misson:bug tantrum kill it all weapons:REVIEW BOMBS
#GIM Before: I'm Ready for Hu tao rerun After: Omg Thoma is coming soon! *Opens backpack* And realized I was ready for Hu tao rerun and used all the materials for Her I'm suffering from depression.
#GIM White knights: cmon join us! We will protect those who oppose Genshin Impact Black Knights: no! Join us instead let's oppose Genshin Impact what they did to us Lurkers: no let's just put aside and enjoy the Genshin community to ablaze in the darkness Me who don't care about it: bold of you assume that I will choose My friend who is a lurker: TRAITOR
#GIM Me waking up to see Childe banner re-run: Uh huh, so? Me seeing Hu Tao re-run banner a breath moment later: !? My Primogems: *chuckles* I'm in Danger
#GIM *Moonchase Event:* Mihoyo: I think I forgot something Me: If you forgot then it wasn't important Mihoyo: Yeah! You're right! *...wait, Mihoyo actually included all Liyue characters in the event? Even Xinyan?! And she's getting a mayor role in 2.2?! MIHOYO WTF??!!*
#GIM Me: Let's acsend Zhong- *Osmanthus wine tastes the same as I remember... but where are those-* Me: Shut up *After ascending* Zhongli, on Watatsumi island: *OSMANTHUS WINE TASTES THE-* Me: SHUT THE HELL UP
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Zhongli see’s mora: *i sleep*
Zhongli see’s contract: *real sh*t*
Can you buy me a singular peanut lol
@@PixeIated sure 🥜
#GIM
Her: He's probably thinking about other women...
Him: Is Gouba one of those who share the memory?
omg
Probably
Nah, he lost those memories
Osmathus wine tastes--
@@skullxbreaker0660 oh right, that happened
#GIM Mihoyo: Fishes are weapons now!
Kokomi: *Screaming in the background*
#gim
Him: He’s probably thinking about other guys
Him: If kaeya didn’t give Noelle tasks to do during the storm terror events. Would she have solo’d him
Well i believe she would, but not purify him (since the traveler was the only one who can purify him)
#gim
Her: he's probably thinking of other women.
Him: If qiqi is a zombie loli and can revive the dead. Why can't she revive herself?
Technically he is thinking of other women
Other kid*
Well technically she is reviewed, as a zombie
Please don’t call her a “loli” I’ll explain the definition of it if I need to
@@TheDressIsntGold Why do people make such a big fuss out of the word loli? I thought it meant young girl, and there’s nothing wrong with that, right? Even if it’s a wrong translation, so long as it doesn’t offend anyone, it’s totally fine.
#GIM
Genshin players: Spamming Qiqi as a symbol of rebellion.
My brain: Is this a Zombie apocalypse?
Community: Give us 5 stars.
Mihoyo: No
Community: Review bombs genshin impact
Mihoyo: Give us 5 stars
Community: No
#GIM
2:30 It's like Donkey in Shrek with the Dragoness, same thing.
#GIM
Players with good ideas: Polearm users should have the ability to throw their spears.
Mihoyo: Oh ok, here's another shield character
Jean then using Q: "Barbados! Guide us!"
Venti: "This way, please!" and shows direction to closest tavern.
You forgot the hashtag
#GIM
POV: You used Goulash in Dragonspine/in the Signora boss fight: The cold never bothered me anyway
#GIM Mihoyo: adds Xinyan to the main story in 2.2
Xinyan Fans/Simps: Finally some good f*cking food
#GIM
Guoba 🤝🏻 Bidoof
Omnipotent fluffy God
Heil Bidoof🤚
#GIM
Mihoyo: What are the differences between these two pictures?
Picture 1: Hanako
Picture 2: Hu tao
Traveler: They're the same picture.
#GIM
Them: Why did you put that symphony glider on Qiqi, it doesn't even suit her
Me: IT'S THE LAW
#GIM
What people thought: Power of the hidden python!
What it actually was: Power that ended Haishan!
Me: *Power that ended Paimon!*
7:17 Nah I agree, Liyue so far has the best story quest. Inazuma has the most depressing ones...
Childe: exists
Claymore users: you smack us with whales, we smack you with pish(fish)!
#GIM
Corrosion: *exists*
Zhongli mains: my disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined
#GIM
#GIM
Mihoyo: here, have some intertwined fates free of charge
Players: *wishing on kokomi*
Kokomi: stonks
I got kokomi when I wanted hu tao AAAAAAAAAAA
Then dont pull on kokomi banner have self control
@@apocalypse5228 I WANTED TO BUILD MY PITY
@@mafuyuris-stupid-stuff lmao just keep your fates and when the banner comes you will still get the same amount of wishes…
@@apocalypse5228 lol just realized how dumb i am for trying to pull for xingqiu-
@@mafuyuris-stupid-stuff OMG i want hu tao too but I rolled on the kokomi banner to build pity also to get xinqiu, luckily I didn't reset it phew no 5 star so YAY
#GIM
Her: he's probably thinking about other woman
Him: if Aether can call xiao, why didn't Aether call him at the tenshukaku fight?
#GIM
Community during Yoimiya banner : Ah, not another pyro DPS. I could use more variety.
Mihoyo : We got u, fam.
Also mihoyo : *5-star Barbara, Childe re-rerun and polearm Xinyan*.
#GIM
Him: She's probably thinking about other guys.
Her: How do I stop hearing in my head "OSMANTHUS WINE TASTES THE SAME AS I REMEMBER" whenever I see Zhongli in a quest?
GI: *adds a fish clamore*
kokomi:l wish t-that was me...
#GIM
ME, farming for materials to ascend with: I need a total of 60 Oceanid Hearts for my prime team. I have 57. One more run should do it.
Mihoyo: Have 2 Hearts.
ME: Well, at least I should be close to the 20 Perpetual Hearts I need after this run.
Mihoyo: You have 18 Perpetual Hearts.
ME: Morax damnit, I just don't have the Heart! Well, surely I can get some good weapon ascension materials.
Mihoyo: Have some rare and common mats.
ME: My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.
Mihoyo: Yes, and?
ME: And? And I'm out of resin.
Mihoyo: All according to keikaku.
#GIM
#GIM
Mihoyo : Releases Enemies who can attack through shields
Zhongli mains : *chuckles* I am in danger
Hu Tao: exists
Me: Real sh*t
Hu Tao: gets 2.2 rerun
Me: Ascends to heaven
Also Me realising I don't have enough primogems for her:
My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
0:41 I thought it was
“Power of the never ending python”
#GIM
Her: he’s probably thinking about other girls.
Him: if a mobster on Tyvat is immune to the damage from the same element. Shouldn’t vision users immune to damages of the element of their vision?
Doesn’t that only apply to the elemental life forms though? Like you can use hydro on a mirror maiden or electro on an electro samachurl
Me: waiting for boss to finish animation so I can damage them.
Abyss timer: acceleration yes
#GIM
#GIM
Since Paimon floats, then how did she catch up with Beidou's ship as it went to Inazuma without running out of stamina, if she doesn't hold onto the Traveler like a bag of emergency food?
0:36 same with Diona saying “Shaken hamsters” but it’s actually “Shaken and stirred.” 😭
#GIM
QiQi of the end picture: exists
Traveler to childe: "THIS is what a final boss looks like"
#GIM
Me: Mihoyo, where is my xiao rerun?
Mihoyo:That's the neat point. You don't.
#GIM
"Razor enter the field
"Do +10k per hit
"Refuses to elaborate further
"Refuses to leave
"Can you spot the problem?"
Me:"Uhhhh... that's a lot resin I must say."
0:30 I KNEW I WASNT THE ONLY ONE HEARING IT
5:37 none of them. chad gouba rules over all
6:08 I'm glad someone made a meme of it.
1:08 I'm definitely a lurker
#GIM
My interest in inazuma and mondstatd: *Short af*
My interest in liyue: WOW THATS SO LONG
#GIM
Her : he probably thinking about other woman
Him : kokomi is a fish but why does she drown on water when she is a fish
0:32 i always understood: power the inner archon
1:28
I belong to "Lurkers" clan as well i got a popcorn
I get off on sad gouba because his suffering is my pleasure :)
Nice to see less Anniversary drama memes this video, was getting tiring
Diluc shall destroy all factions only people shall remain
#GIM
Facebook crash down
Me logged with FB: Panik
But has MHLab account linked
Me: Kalm.
But forgets the password.
Me: *PANIK*
#GIM
when you realize gouba was a god
Jayhoon: surprised face
#GIM
Nobody:
The Genshin Impact 2.2 update is here and it's super awesome.
Xinyan: Time to rock n roll.
#GIM
Aether: time to go to Shnezhnaya
Venti: no need, we have Shnezhnaya it Mondstadt
Shnezhnaya in Mondstadt: Dragonspine
Apparently the qilin and other illuminated beasts can shapeshift into human form.
1:50 this is physically painful to watch...
#GIM
***Everyone still complaining about anniversary rewards***
**Me who got Moonglow from the free anniversary fates**
.
0:37 i thought it was "Power that i can depend on"
#gim
Did you know: when giraffes first entered China they mistooked it for a qilin
Me looks at ganyu long number from her charged shot
Me :I think I understand now
Damn, this is the earliest I have been here
That reminds me, I need more popcorn.
5:37 ALL GOUBA
Im one with the traveller who used geo/anemo compass to search for the mystmoon chest
5:18 so i wasn't the only one with the bright idea of try that, who else tried it?
Chose your role
White night:misson:boycott the aniversy , weapons:sword ,claymore black night: misson:down the reveiws at all costs weapon:catalsyt,sword lurker:misson:spy attack at the right time... weapons bow,polearm braindead clowns:misson:bug tantrum kill it all weapons:REVIEW BOMBS
#GIM
Community: Give us 5 stars.
Mihoyo: No
Community: Review bombs genshin impact
Mihoyo: Give us 5 stars
Community: No
#GIM
CritRating Kokomi: Bruh
Also Kokomi
HP: Check
Def: Check
Hydro: Check
Jelly: Check
Healing: Check
Ultimate: Check
Body: Check
Prototype Amber: Check
Hydro Archon: modCheck
#GIM
Before: I'm Ready for Hu tao rerun
After: Omg Thoma is coming soon!
*Opens backpack*
And realized I was ready for Hu tao rerun and used all the materials for Her
I'm suffering from depression.
I am more pissed about no ganyu rerun (and instead having childe) then I was about the entire anniversary debacle
Still wating for Eula to reappear
"Violence is not a question"
"Violence is the consequence and the reason is yes"
-kokomi probably
#GIM
#GIM
Genshin impact: exists
Meanwhile, Susie from Delatrune:
GOD DAMMIT KRIS WHERE THE F-*~ ARE WE
2:34 I thought that Qilin in tbe cutscene WAS Ganyu
0:39 i thought it was ended hydragon
1:32 well he is think about other girls tho
The thumbnail is just ❤️
#GIM
Game: help find bro/sis
Player: OOOOH
Game: Chest and collectable items
Me: OH HECKKK NO BOIIIII
2:40 one word : Bestiality
#GIM
White knights: cmon join us! We will protect those who oppose Genshin Impact
Black Knights: no! Join us instead let's oppose Genshin Impact what they did to us
Lurkers: no let's just put aside and enjoy the Genshin community to ablaze in the darkness
Me who don't care about it: bold of you assume that I will choose
My friend who is a lurker: TRAITOR
#GIM
At Yae Publinshing House
Traveler picks out a random book
Title: Flowers for Princess Fischl - Volume 0
Traveler: What the actual f*ck!?
Lurkers!!!!! Let's go!!!
I thought it was power of the fifteenth hotdog lol
#GIM
Diluc after using Luxurious Sea Lord: *Burnt Fish*
how have i made it into four genshin memes
dam that dendroculus one i thought was a repost but smerrey thought it was funny so win ig
#GIM
Me waking up to see Childe banner re-run: Uh huh, so?
Me seeing Hu Tao re-run banner a breath moment later: !?
My Primogems: *chuckles* I'm in Danger
what i thought beidous burst voiceline was power of a thousand planktons!?
Best meme ever 1:57
#GIM
*Moonchase Event:*
Mihoyo: I think I forgot something
Me: If you forgot then it wasn't important
Mihoyo: Yeah! You're right!
*...wait, Mihoyo actually included all Liyue characters in the event? Even Xinyan?! And she's getting a mayor role in 2.2?! MIHOYO WTF??!!*
Am i being called out fir not useing chopsticks
I THOUGHT IT SAID POWER OF THE EMINENT TIANQIAN AS IN NINGGUANG
I refuse to believe it’s anything else
#GIM
MihoYo *adds childe and hu tao's rerun in 2.2*
the genshin community: you can rerun, But you can't hide. sees thoma
get your a** over here
Here is a Question: Out of Every Single Genshin Impact Waifu and Husbando who would you marry?
I would definitely 100% go with Jean
Sayu, i know she's an adult right?
Not so much as marry as for adopt, cause I want klee
Everyone asks where ganyu rerun is happening but what about albedo?
I mean, rice does look like that (the plant), buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut, we already have a specific rice picture in-game.
0:22 :Keking:
0:49 :KleeSmug:
1:30 🤡 🤡🤡 :hutaoKek:
1:56 :hutaomonkas: F (・-・)ゞ
2:18 Hopium
2:39 :Kekqing:
#GIM
Me: Let's acsend Zhong-
*Osmanthus wine tastes the same as I remember... but where are those-*
Me: Shut up
*After ascending*
Zhongli, on Watatsumi island: *OSMANTHUS WINE TASTES THE-*
Me: SHUT THE HELL UP
I dunno if this counts but I think it's funny
#GIM
me to my friend: why is ganyu the same as a snooze button
my friend:i dont know
me: bc i wanna SMASH them both
my friend: no words
Lee you (liyue) 💀💀
Is Chongyun just non-existent now???
#GIM
What if Gouba assisted Ei with her cooking?
9999999x0 is still 0
What is the name of the anime where the little girl or mihoyo gave us i original resin and said shut up now please
#GIM
Paimon : * Yells xiao's name *
Xiao : STFU, worthless Emergency food
Lumine : * Calls Xiaos's name *
Xiao : *At your service my queen !*
lmao kokomi skippers waiting for her banner to end meme is
not funny because its as real as f**k