DND The Unexpectables 50: Tea Pose
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- Опубликовано: 10 фев 2025
- DnD, Comedy, Roleplaying
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Brorc is officially lawful tired
Ethan Greenleaf needs to get on Commander Sam Vimes level, but hes well versed in the alignment.
He's been lawful tired since the Orun's Folly Arc. He's carrying around so many responsibilities and I have second hand experience with how irritable that makes a person.
lawful "too old for this shit"
Don't you mean chaotic tired?
@@Allantitan no. He's definitely lawful.
I support the idea that Borky likes starlight because she looks like a female panic and panic is borky's best friend.
thecrazyloner This is a great image.
Know what you like I guess
“I like you because you look like my friend Panic. And I’d like to have another friend... Friends are nice... Also Panic dies pretty often, kinda a problem.
Remember the first episodes where Borky couldn't lay a hand on Greckles? Now with his stats he can headlock him on the reg. Character progression.
Db14 it shows our green boy can pretty much is literally turning into a tank
was so nice to see him get it
Every encounter with Nine is just, *Death By Glamour intensifies*
Oh yes!...
dun dun dundun
dun dudun dun dun
1:01:30
The burn that was heard around the world...I didn't know Borky could be this savage
he's an orc... it's in his nature ;)
Smack dab burned.
Borky, in addition to gaining Ice Resistance, also gained +10 to sick burns.
10d6 psychic damage
He is an orc right? Would savage critical work with that murder by words?
I feel like monty made helga in order to sas taka for the years of sibling nonsence
Hey Task, you wanna know where Scarbles' tunnels go? Just...go in them. You're a Kobold. You're smaller than her. Just go in the tunnels.
Omg this is an amazing idea 🤣🤣
"Begone thought" LMFAO "monty will remember this"
pyrosianheir
In the context of this episode it's thought.
@@weeping_me362 I think I like the version with panic saying be gone thor better XD
I love how Gaijin just casually admits that he loves to see his wife fall over
I think it’s mostly in jest
'Is that why you can't find love?'
Literally everyone else in the party: this man does not speak for us.
38:24 Make a constitution check when consuming a food item to possibly get a buff for 24 hours? Headcanon: Brorc's dad buys this particular brand of tea from Grammy. I mean non-canon she is a dimension hopper, so....
I've a headcanon that Lys is actually Risf after he ascended to godhood.
Caleb Short so risf went back in time into another dimension
he would not need to go back in time if he went to another dimension
Seeeecreeeet ingrediieeeent eeeehhhhh **slips into the shadows**
@@Laughing_Dragon I like how you think! Meeeeehhhhh....
I've figured who the secret boss is, The Pidginmancer. Even Brorc is afraid of the pidgens, he KNOWS!
*drowns alivast in pigeon shit*
Tubbs will return... as a GOD OF DEATH!!!
Or blob of death. Whichever.
Titles could be Task the Red scaled Kobold, How Tiengo stole Christmas, A Panic Grimtounge Christmas all wonderful classics.
How Tiengo Murdered Christmas
you forgot a Hasrad carol
Borky's The Suplex That Saved Christmas
As long as Task learns the True meaning of Christmas, Greckles gets put on the naught list , Borky becomes the biggest of Santa's elf's, and we get a slay pulled by a bunch of Tarusk with Panic as a very sexy Santa.
Holycow 8498
I'd pay for a Christmas Carol themed animated short about Task wanting Hassrad to enter The Sweet Dragon to celebrate Alavast Christmas ('Cause Reptile bros) and Hassrad just goes on a Ebenezer Scrooge adventure to learn the true meaning of the holidays.
"God blessss ussss,God blessss everyone"
I can't wait for the part in this arc where all of the employees gets sick and you have to put them out of their misery MGS5 style.
Crap now I can't stop thinking of the Unexpectables combined with Metal Gear.
"Borky,I'm already a demon"
"Aw Panic don't say that!"
"No like literally, have you even seen my horns?"
Devil, not demon.
I know, it's the quote. But the D&D nerd in me knows that there's a big difference between demons and devils. Specifically, a difference of about 657, in terms of the number of levels of their respective home realms. :P
@@Mrryn
Ah i'm not as well versed in the dnd lore as others. I was just going for the joke. Thank you for the correction
@@Mrryn I thought the Abyss was infinite, learn something new every day
@@Doribi117 It's complicated, but iirc there are roughly 666 known/documented layers of the Abyss, but the nature of demons and the Abyss means that it is ever-expanding and is probably bigger.
Kinda goes back to the difference between devils and demons. Baator/The Nine Hells are defined and orderly, whereas the Abyss is incongruous and undefined.
Alivast: where the roads are paved with salt.
Well, winter is comi- Shit! That was a lot of snow!!
Oh sh... It was not snow!
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LIES!!! (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
32:20 - Lean curd cheese and some cottage cheese is okay as an occasional treat for birds, as long as you also make sure they have plenty of water. A friend of mine lets her parakeet out of his cage to let him fly around the house every now and then. One time the sneaky little bastard stole an entire slice of cheese from a sandwich. Luckily he'd been put back in his cage when what can only be described as the Diarrheapocolypse happened.
Arctic Banana
....I-I-I Nope!
I swear at times its either greckles has to much edge or he doesnt cut borky enough slack but we gonna see how they both react to kids in the next episode
Always appreciate these shopping sessions where it's mostly chill
The thing I hate about the council is that they don’t understand what their mistakes are. Ivan wanted nothing to do with farming and instead wanted to go adventuring. Now they have a burned hole into the earth.
0:57 Zito laying it out plain and simple
And then there's Helga my God even years after this has aired that burn is still going "going to need a willow special for that one."
Jesus christ Nines and Borky with the clapbacks!!! Do they even know how to use forks with how savage they are????
The wolf and the dog is a nice analogy. We could also apply it to the human condition. It could be said we are dogs that chain ourselfs to our work and loved ones. While most animals are free to live as they dictate. There is no way to know what way of life is better. The freedom of the wolf is exciting but it has no guarantees or safety. The dog lives a life of comfort but is unable to enjoy the joy of uncertainty.
It is not accuarate, though.
Even the wolf is far from free.
There are standards to meet, set by nature and the wilds such animals inhabit. There is no joy in uncertainty, if your survival is at stake. That is just straight up wrong.
"The human condition" in this case, is an oversimplification of a questionable issue, coupled with a non-sequitor, due to safety and freedom being both threatened in a "wild" environment.
It delivers no conclusion.
Except that some people may or may not be biased towards a certain mindset.
This is not meant in a insulting manner.
Take it with a grain of salt.
Rogal Dorn Gonna never this real quick. This can be said about any fable. Calm down and don’t go through life over-analyzing everything; you’ll depress yourself.
@@AerinstadasChronicler He chose to name himself after Rogal Dorn. He is going to overanalyze everything forever.
2:32:53 - "Do you want your answer?"
Panic: I believe we are owed one.
"I am Tiengo" Roll initiative
Fng love log "I established a pecking order!" …...You were in a cell by yourself?
Log is slowly becoming Mister Popo... it's kinda terrifying.
Tiger Warrior no he isn't. One does not "slowly become" Popo. You are either are or are not Popo from the moment you're born to the momemt everything else dies.
And Log here was a Prison-
Don't you dare.
-bitch...
Goddamnit Log.
@@dualblade14 Truthfully said. But do remember manners, we refer to them as Dark lord Popo and nothing less.
“Almighty Dark lord Popo” and “Dark lord Popo the all powerful” are also acceptable substitutes as I recall.
As lowly maggots we must know our place after all.
@@Starlitsoul0359 Even Shenron knows his place, that alone speaks volumes.
I love log... So much
I want "The Unexpectables Save Chrismas" Monty make it happen!!
The Unexpectables save *Homebrewed world solstace-based event that may or may not have ties to a god or spirit of giving to others and cherishing what one has*
I made a joke about Zito eating Spaghetti in the first bio break, I paused it before he said the word spaghetti, but, after "I need to some..." and I literally went "Spaghetti. Because of course Chris Zito is gonna eat Spaghetti." and he is...
I just imagine Log now has a tattoo of "Thug Life" somewhere on his body. Pffft
Also I know he has art but I always think of Vivi from FF9 when he comes up
plot twist borky and brorc are half brothers
Oh my gooooooooooooood
I love the lore episodes so much.
I would like to inform Monty that Tricadia Capital is the name of a asset management company in NYC.
When Monty panics over mic and I'm like "amfg is she in pain or is she sick or something?????!?" no, it's just FKN *AUDIO*/visual glitch U GOTTA STAHP DIS
When I saw the tea in the title I was so wishing to see a imitation character of Uncle Iroh ( avatar the last airbender ).
ian dorantes Charlie’s pretty close imo.
You don’t have to tell anyone who Iroh is. We all know
@@kiquesbrothers1454 fair enough
Dammit bird these cannons are sinking our ships at an alarming rate.
It gets tiring does it not? I'm still reeling from Borky+Lily and Panic+Willow being dead ends. Now the series' longest and most invested ship is seemingly not going to happen, out of no where. Why even bother at this point?
Uberdust5 i feel ya man i feel ya.
*canon
Almost made peace with Brork..... Then Borky happens XD
Man I hope they don't try marry Sully off to the Silver King. Although that doesn't seem like the sort of thing the Silver King would go for.
Borky was my hero during this session. For all the times Brorc has tried to throw the boys under the bus, he deserves those sick Borky burns!
Uberdust5 I mean I agree but I was pissed at Task and Greckles for the way they handed over Sully, sure she almost bought about the Apocalypse but still I thought they were friends (more Greckles than Task). I get that's their character but still. Then again they made up for it when they helped Sully escape Stillhavitty
So now that the silver King arc is over what do you think of the guy
Who else ships Panic and Helena?
To be fair, I was gonna call it Night and Day, but that works too
I kind of do, but given this series' track record of not delivering when it comes to romantic interactions between our heroes and npcs... I'm not going to get my hopes up...
12:51 is the actual game start. The description is incorrect.
it's the same
@@moistmammal6929 Yeah, but I don't think it always was. I think taka might have changed it.
Helm of a thousand hearts best character ever.
2:32:13 Oh shit, it's the Jester of Bordeaux! He's hiding in the background music!
Me: *to Borky* "Remember what we told you about being funny?"
Borky: "That I shouldn't?"
Me: "Exactly. Now sit there and shut up!"
Woo-hoo 50 episodes!! Here's to 500 more episodes
They'll be into campaign 2 by that point, probably.
12:53 for those who want the show lol
Nick Anderson
Hey dude, thank you, and God bless.
They lied to us...
3:07:00 "It's detect magic, not a UV light."
I thought that borky was supposed to get 2 axes
Man, Nyne is like the Terminator with a Rarity Chip installed
Bearky? Bork the bear orc? PLEASE?!
1:38:13 YOU HAVE THE GIANT BEAR PELT TAKA DAMNIT ALL MONITOR YOUR PHANYPACK OF HOLDING
Dalaron does he? I thought the northlanders took the pelt?
@@PowerPuffBoysZ I don't recall anymore, but I'm pretty sure he did. Also, respect for the Battle Network logo 🤘
@@dkdrock456 nope, was put on the alter for the northlanders deity when task did his 'man trial'. They'd have to go kill another bear but season is over at that point.
@@darkvizardking69 No the pelt they used to wrap up his new sword so it wouldn't be hit by the potential curse.
So the helmet is Dr. Fate and the spirit of louistrog is bascally Naboo
The wolf & dog story sounds way too similar to the story of the horse & the hunter, but with a different outcome yet still just as sad.
Greg Berge it's actually one of Aesop's fables
1:01:30 gonna need a senzu for that one.....
The Big Fiddy! Wooo! Tea time with Brorc, hahaha
Monti just get a d20 suit and you roll on the floor :D
Good fucking god that music at the end is so chilling. I love it.
3:07:00
"This is detect magic not a UV light"
"We have a million questions about the machanics but now is not the time."
did the guys ever mention to the guards that there are still bladefoot pirates at the Romansion?
David Shaffer that was probably taken care of.
Or was it?
3 hours long? Nice. Time for popcorn.
Excuse you but a cup of black coffee on a cold day is amazing
1:23:33 Captain Brorc is fighting a mountain. Why is he fighting the mountain?
It's his dad, and he hates his dad.
To hug the mountain
. To envelop... that mountain.
Did Greckles apologize to Brorc? That maybe the final act to repair the mask. He seems quick to blame Borky and Brorc and hesitant to ever apologize. Perhaps that’s just his character which is fine, hope it doesn’t bite the group later.
This makes me wonder, does Panic wear armor? As a Bard he should be proficient in light armor. Might help him tank.
Now that I think about it Solly and Helena should hang out.
God bless robot child Log
1:29:04 damn nice read Gaijin, that hit hard
Alivast: Become Log
Become as Log.
Return to Loge
Oriara is holding GNASH back? Holy hell
Schinak
It’s probably like setting him in an infinite time loop, like Dialga did to Giratina in that one movie.
The night in the tank. I guess I know a future part of Log's logs now xD
I just realized Solly has never met Tubbs...
Great episode guys!!
2:01:42 did Taka just crack open a cold one with the boys???
I… Didn’t expect to ship a farmer and a snake so hard, but here we are.
Wait wait what if the necro kobold took a grudge on them after all? For not doing the thing for her?
Did Task just get 3 fairies blasting him with clothing magic like Sora from KH2?
Where could one acquire information, on what soundtracks were used in previous and newer episodes?
Rogal Dorn #001 I usually just ask around in their Discord channel. Most if not all of the music used in this campaign are from Kevin MacLeod.
bulbasaur15
Thank you.
Wish taka would put a link in the description to give the people that did the backround music credit.
38:30 THAT’S THAT GOOOOD SHIT, take that Oolong, bush legend milk tea.
I might use all the home brew item like the helmat and coppy cutter in my campaign
The most powerful weapon is unleashed 1:22:26
Log is awesome lol
Put the helmet on Tiengo
Luistrog? More like LUISTRONK
Finally caught up wooh! Now I cab watch live streams with no spoilers
1:12:45 yeah any type of masochist would say otherwise.
12:52 is the real start
Panic’s going to see his little girl play!!!
I imagine everyone saying hey wheres log and a cut to it in jail
OK so who is on the bad side of the Netorare between Greckles Solly and Brork?
Serdash The shippers. Also, Greckles did fuck like 5 escorts at the romansion so... Yeah.
Lol Borky was perfect ❤️
onimaw
many mouths
edward asked panic if he had more than one mouth
*EDWARD KNOWS*
Congrats on fifty episodes :3
Does Tarusk have a small wooden keg?
So about the lawsuit for naming their owlbear Waffles... it seems Dice Camera Action had a suboptimal lawyer and lost to the Unexpectables. This is quite the surprise ;)
When is BitGodProbait gonna return to reclaim his throne?
If Borky was a wrestler, what would his finishing move be?
Micheal McD The Lightning Spear
Orky Suplex Supreme
The Orky Special
The Ork n Bork
Double Wolf Wallop
Suplex City
The Tai-ible Finale
In The Bag Beatdown
Digsbert Hole Filler
The Manager's Regards
Jovial Javelin
Awesome Axecution
Shock and Awe ( Officialy retired after Borky used it to win a match in which he was not suppose to use said finisher. Long time fans of Borky smiled with tears in their eyes as it was used its final time knowing that it's career ended with pride. Funfact: Early in Borky's career, Borky accidentally used it on his teammate,Panic The Distortion Devil,during a Tag Team match)
It's time to get Orky.
Mothra Leo the Divine Moth You deserve a medal for these names.
The good boy has returned
1 2 skip a few, and harambe was shot?.... hehehehehe... that's the first Harambe joke I've heard that I actually liked. XD
Yaaaay we're making up with Brorc!!!!
Greckles saying to borky doesnt matter if its right or wrong its about doing the right thing. (stone neck turn)(flashs back to all the wrong greckles does period) the hypocrisy of greckles being the one yelling at borky is incerdible especially with them nat ones. (Nothing against gaijin just greckles)
Cowardice, killing an unarmed prisoner, unreasonable hatred for individuals and interactions that border on bipolar. Oh, and knowingly wearing a changeling skin hat knowing how important it is to everyman (yes, he knew, how else would he know to give it to teingo when he cornered them). He definitely doesnt seem as far out onto the good, noble, and rightous spectrum as he tries to paint himself. The one befefit I can give him is that he isn't trying to steal everything he sees, unlike a lot of rogues.
@@dakotadean1057 That definitely is the most frustrating thing with Greckles as a character up to this point. He refuses to play the rogue class of being a more or less antihero at best and tries to be the lawful good character when it isn't warranted. Quickly saying "we have to play this game smart" and then fucking around and blindly falling into traps and victimhood whenever it suits Gaijins mood. I mean, Task was annoying and cringe with his edgelord phase but at least he's been moving forward. Even if he is a complete contrarian many times with his military upbringing.
Either next episode its going to be hilarious or either greckles or borky gonna fuck up with the kids
Gaijin's comment about Fallout 76 did not age well
Almost heaven,
West alivast
At least it ended up as a decent game
Is it next week yet?