Davis Aurini's Ghostbusters Video: A Measured Response
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- Опубликовано: 28 сен 2024
- All you feminazis who just don't think the trailer's very good, get outta here! Davis is here to set the record straight. The film is bad because women aren't evolved to be ghostbusters!
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"I'm going to have a baby." "Congratulations! Is it a Ghostbusters or an Etsy?"
Weirdest gender reveal party in 3..2..2021!
If they are BOTH...would that make them genderfluid?...If they are neither...nonbinary? (I didn't write this to insult people, I just wanted to be funny)
Ghostbusters is my favorite gender
@@Misora7303 If they’re both that is usually considered bigender and if they fluctuate it generally means genderfluid. Though they both fall under the umbrella term of non-binary. Hope this helps 😊
@@Misora7303 genderfluid people are nonbinary lol
The average forklift is stronger than 99% of all men and is therefore more masculine.
Conclusion: get forklift-certified.
They tried to kill me with a forklift :)
@@freddie5890 YOU'RE TOO LATE SONIC! I AM NOW FORKLIFT CERTIFIED!
forklifts truly are an inspiration to us all
Ngl, this just makes me slightly terrified of the ~400 million men that are stronger than the average forklift
Me looking at a gay couple: so who is the one who sells stuff on etsy, and who is the ghostbuster?
OH MY GOD i'm cackling and i'm pretty sure i just scared my neighbors
best meme
I'm reading this on my iPad at two thirty, I'm so tired it took me four tries to like this comment.
Top = ghostbuster, bottom = etsy
Dear Sir/Ma'am/Person, I have to say no to your blatant atempt at puttin us comitted, etsy/ghostbuster couples into such narrow boxes. *sniff*
I love how Davis finds the female member of the Avengers (who is trained in martial arts and with Firearms) more ridiculous than THE GUY FIGHTING ALIENS WITH A BOW AND ARROWS!
Tell him about the Wushu Nuns of historic China, his head would explode.
And the literal Norse God.
Okay, not disagreeing, but the unrealistic part isn't that circus boy Clint Barton fights aliens with bomb tipped arrows, but that the guy helps in fighting an army of them and doesn't run out of them within the first five minutes
Tell him about The Night Witches of WW2...... or the female Russian Sniper from WW2....... or the dozens of other Female historical figures........
@@apex2000 Wuxia, I think is how it's spelled.
I tried to use Etsy one time, but my pectoral muscles and beard kept getting in the way. I was so turned around I accidentally ordered a cursed birdbath from a witch. Fortunately when ghost birds came out, I used my superior male ghost-vanquishing powers to subdue them, purifying the birdbath and turning it into a normal birdbath, which I carried to the garden and installed, using my muscles.
I know this comment is a month old already but I'm reading this at 2 in the morning and I completely fucking lost it at "my pectoral muscles and beard kept getting in the way". I'm laughing so hard that my eyes are watering, thank you for making my night x'DD
You ordered it from a witch, you say?A female witch?AHA! Ghost-birds are the fault of the womz!
underrated
I'm literally crying...with laughter
Come on now, The Golden One, no need for a sockpuppet account. We know it's you.
(I know it's not really The Golden One, but LET ME HAVE THIS)
I'll be honest, the funniest part is that he says starting a small business is man's thing, and then he says women evolved to sell crap on Etsy. Um.... isn't selling stuff online starting a small business?
MakiPcr also etsy ain't stable at all
The Bible describing the ideal wife (probably written 2 ,500 - 3,000 years ago)
Proverbs 31:10 A wife of noble character who can find? She is worth far more than rubies. 16. She considers a field and buys it out of her earnings she plants a vineyard. 18. She sees that her trading is profitable, and her lamp does not go out at night. 24 She makes linen garments and sells them, and supplies the merchants with sashes.
Well yah, if you bother to READ it. I ain't got time to read!
Not really ?
@@Herschel1738 I'm all for quoting the inconsistencies of the Bible but if we want to discredit its value to people who blindly believe everything it says we can't cherry pick it to argue the opposites either. Just food for thought.
“It’s about four friends putting together a small business and the difficulties they face”. Sounds like a good summary of the first entry in the Babysitter’s Club book series, which was one of the girliest things of all time.
Omg for real the hottest take
The main difference is that you wouldn’t want Bill Murray’s Ghostbusters character around your kids 🤭☎️👻🚫
I still love how he thinks "knowing martial arts" is "superhuman abilities".
which isn't surprising since he's a right wing "masculine" man but can't hold a gun properly
Oh boy if I get my orange belt in karate, I can finally have some superpowers. Fuckin yaldy!
@@nejdalej update?
@@malaksafa4074 he probably got it, it takes about 4-5 months to get the next belt, source: am black belt
I mean, for what it's worth, at least in comic continuities, she does have a version of Captain America's Super Solider Serum. Inferior copy of it, of course, because she's a woman, I guess...
"Men inherited they ability to start small businesses from our ancestors". I had no idea that cavemen were known for their incredible business ssavviness.
as we all know, neanderthals invented capitalism
Literally weren't able to start business in feudal society. Private businesses and capital are products of post-Industrial revolution society. Before that you either owned land or you were a serf. That's it.
@@KasumiRINA I'm afraid you are forgetting about craftsmen, artists, priests, knights and merchants. There WAY more social classes in feudal society than just landowners and serfs. Post-Industrial revolution society didn't just pop up out of nowhere it was a gradual change.
Sorry for sounding preachy, I grew up in a household full of history majors and I tend to get too passionate about the subject.
And cavewomen did nothing but run etsy store after etsy store
@@mozarteanchaos Gonna go back n kill em then.
Glad you dealt with the REAL travesty here; Davis diluting whisky to the point where it is 50% water, and then never drinking it. Inexcusable. It's almost as if he is using the liquor, cigarettes, leather jackes, and novelty human skulls as props in a failed effort to reassure himself and others of his masculinity. He could also be using them as props in an attempt to cosplay as an 80's movie villain who is secretly a teetotaler, and if so he is succeeding beautifully.
Davis comes off as a horrible and scary person because of his obviously terrible beliefs, but when you actually dig into how he acts, he's really just kind of sad...
Aww, you think that’s real whisky and not from a can of Arizona tea.
Tia Williams if that is from a can of iced tea that would be the perfect cherry on top of the sad pie that is Davis aurini
Tia Williams those were my thoughts exactly, considering that he doesn't seem to react at all to the strength of the drink, or even the smell from when he puts it near his face.
@@ashleyc983 With as diluted as it would be at that point, I don't think even a child would react to it.
all I have on my resume is "proficient at bleeding on the B I R T H I N G b e d" and I've gotten every job I've ever applied to
Really? The only thing I've been able to do is open an Etsy store.
And I can't sew or make crafts for shit.
I hope one of the jobs was midwife, haha
Not even your name?
this is the pussy pass right here.
🤣🤣🤣
"Women were evolved for Etsy, and men were evolved to be Ghostbusters"
brb dead
Nonbinary people have evolved to ghost bust on etsy.
A transgender memoir: "Busting made me feel (like a man)"
Agender people live in a sad void lacking both in ghosts and upcycled octopus necklaces
***** It's a website where you can create your own storefront and sell whatever you like. Some people create jewelry, sell vintage clothing they find, knitting patterns, handmade cosmetics, furniture, art and prints, whatever you can ship legally and sell. It's basically Ebay if the userbase was mostly women handcrafting things.
I would like to take this moment to mention that Etsy is also home to THE MANLIEST MEN I HAVE EVER KNOWN, people who make furniture out of reclaimed wood and industrial equipment.
“He’s finally found the most unbelievable, unrealistic member of the avengers!”
*T H E W O M A N*
i think about this quote every day of my life
But not the guy with a fucking bow and arrows.
@@jwalker-zf5fd i mean a guy in SLC was using a hunting bow against protesters YESTERDAY so, not all that unbelievable
@@Spottedleaf14 But is using bow and arrow avenger-level?
@@xCorvus7x oh true... no
no this david aurini guy has a point. it makes so much less sense for women to hunt ghosts. completely ruins the otherwise grounded realism of this franchise.
Based
Sarcasm I hope
@@uncocharmaggedon9176 unfortunately ever since Poe made his Law theres been no way to tell
imagine being threatened by the term "strong woman" and thinking it means men aren't *generally* physically stronger
angel Also, being so threatened by physically strong women that you’re hell-bent on convincing yourself that the average man is stronger than 95% of women, rather than it being two bell curves. Like sure Dave, I totally believe that you can beat female wrestlers in an arm wrestle
@@PalomaDreams17 Ok, I don't really want to defend Davis here, but Davis arm wrestling a female wrestler isn't a very good comparison. The only exercise Davis gets is lifting his arm to have a sip of whiskey (I forget what he was drinking). It isn't fair to compare him to a strong woman with the dedication to become physically powerful! Oh wait...
Dave also seems to have a fundamental misunderstanding of combat and fighting in the way he just casually dismissed Black Widow (who mostly uses judo and BJJ which are designed to work AROUND brute force) or strong women in general. It goes without saying that writing a shitty movie with shallow themes of social justice or empowerment to a minority for a easy profit is bad. But to dismiss women as incapable of fighting competently is such a disrespect to fighters. It underplays the strength that each discipline builds through strenuous work. Even women Muay Thai fighters are expected to chop down trees with their legs. Davis does not have the balls to step into the Octagon with anyone, especially not a Rose Namajunas or a Holly Holm.
You'd think these meninists weren't actually picking fights with female MMA fighters?.. spoiler alert, the "stronger bigger males" got beaten up.
Yeah this shit is pretty funny to watch as a 125lb woman who is not a professional athlete of any kind and is stronger than most men. (Not to mention started my own business and work a physically dangerous job lol).
Even looking at pure physical strength (combat skill is dependent on many additional factors), most men don't weight train, and most people, regardless of sex, can double or treble their untrained muscle strength in only a year or two of training. Most of the difference in strength comes from size- a guy who's stronger than 95% of women the same weight as him would be stronger than 80% of men that weight.
'Only men can hunt for ghosts'? MS PAC MAN YALL
@Anon Ymous Or women liked the original movie so when they wanted to star in it too. It's not as complicated as you want it to be. Not to mention the original is predicated on using gimmicks
Nah. I would have went with Dorothy from "The Wizard of Oz: Beyond the Yellow Brick Road". A turn-based RPG where Dorothy speacilizes in fighting ghosts.
The movie flopped because it was a remake. People are tired of remakes, especially ones where you have a lot of expectations to meet. I mean, comedy legends Bill Murray and Dan Akyroyd both stared in it. A Ghostbusters reboot would most likely flop regardless of the genders of the cast members. TL;DR remakes are shit and gender doesn’t matter that much in comparison to how much people hate remakes.
@@WASDLeftClickwhat about afterlife? It’s more of a soft reboot and a sequel rather then a full remake but form friends who ACHUALLY seen it they thought it was good
Yup, woman can't be Ghostbusters. That's why Janine in "The Real Ghostbusters" was a Ghostbuster and had to save the four main Ghostbusters on several occasions, including facing down a god one time. And winning.
Masculinity is collapsing!
Definately don't mention Kylie Griffin in the Extreme Ghostbusters.
B-but muh masculinity...
Jesus, you're right! I totally forgot about that until he showed that cartoon in the video!
st-stuff-n-things.tumblr.com/post/143980487252/if-you-want-well-written-female-ghostbusters-then
st-stuff-n-things.tumblr.com/post/143980487252/if-you-want-well-written-female-ghostbusters-then
I've never understood the point of the "women are made to have children" argument. Like, yes. Yes they are. So are men. That's literally what the human race (and every other animal race) is for.
Tfw I'm gonna totally fail this evolutionary requirement 🗿
@@heinoustentacles5719 Haha, yeah same to be honest. At least I knew the rules before I broke them
@@chocolatepiano7366 haha nice
@@heinoustentacles5719 Same. Especially since my genes are just not remotely worth passing on and if anything are more likely to give a detriment to a fellow human being who has no choice in the matter to exist with them. Them being "my" kid is irrelevant to the fact that they would be a person with value, wants, dreams, fears and I instead chose to give them a shitty life that I knew would happen. That kid is stuck with me as a parent and my issues which make me a worse one, and even if adopted, a genetic propensity for all sorts of suffering.
It would be irresponsible if not morally reprehensible to pass that on knowing that probability.
Evolution can suck it. I don't want or need to keep this particular crappy configuration of genes in the pool thank you very much.
People take having kids too lightly imo.
I guess it’s because of the whole “carrying the child inside you for about 9 months” thing, as opposed to “impregnating someone and not being directly affected afterwards”
Still gross tho
men bust ghosts and women sell things on etsy...
so...men play make believe and have fun while women start their own business though skill and hard work alone?
your move Davis!
Your description describes it pretty well. All the power, none of the responsibility.
Barbe-Nicole Ponsardin was a young woman whose husband died early in their marriage, took on a business that was going to be dissolved, actually went through an apprenticeship to prove that she was worthy to take on the business, and took numerous strategic steps and gambles to lead a business that today we call Veuve Clicquot (which translates to “The Widow Clicquot”, as she was a widow). She was one of the first international businesswomen, and was enormously successful, but let’s just ignore all that. Because only men can be ghostbusters.
in every picture of davis aurini ive seen he looks like he's part of the alliance of magicians from arrested development
Lol i was thinking the same thing!
WE DEMAND TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY
Hahahah this is so perfect 🤣
We demand to be taken VERY seriously
Glad he noticed Black Widow has superhuman abilities. I've had the damnedest time explaining to people that she's a super soldier much like Steve, only with an off-brand Russian serum.
oh...he meant that to be absurd. Nevermind.
Lucky Stampede right? I've read the comics and Romanoff basically doesn't age because of the nanobites in her blood.
I know you meant it as a joke but I actually want to talk about this.
i was fine with it either way. The way she fights most of teh time is really bloody dirty, like really nasty moves. Didn't even realise she had super powers and it didn't take anything away from it.
It's a big maybe. Maybe she's some sort of low-key superhuman or maybe, like Hawkeye, she just has one in a billion skills.
Fun fact: I once heard one of my friends say that they liked purple, then I shouted 'haha you like a girl colour', then I realised it sounded stupid and sat their embarrassed and hoped no one heard.
Pretty sure I was either 6 or 7 when that happened, but maybe Davis Aurini never learnt that particular lesson
Edit: ffs, I realised 3 months later I used the wrong 'there'. Whatever, I'm not even fixing it, you have to read it and suffer now.
Incidentally, when I was 8 I colored purple stripes in my hair with a marker and two boys made fun of me because it was a "boy" color, lmao.
My eyes tend to skip past typos. Specifically the ones I tend to make.
"Four friends start a small business and the difficulties they have to face is a masculine story at its core"
THE BABYSITTERS CLUB IS ABOUT THE SAME GODDAMN THING! XD XD XD
Babysitter’s Club is the new ultra-masculine property now 😎
This toxic obsession with masculinity just comes across as incredibly insecure.
Doctor Dex I really don't know why he is so insecure I mean he is absolute leader of the Brotherhood of Nod
Yeah, why not just be yourself and like what you like, romantically, sexually and socially? If you're a man who likes knitting then you're a man who likes knitting. You stay a man. If you're a woman who likes cars etetc... ffs this guy is probably repressing good emotions to be this vile, toxic hateful version of a man
The leader of brotherhood of nod has some personal issues i believe
I legit cant even be offended on this one - and I am a professional feminist (as in that is where my paycheck comes from)....so one would think I am eternally offended. But damn, this is so ludicrous I can't even be bothered to do more than laugh uproariously while bleeding on my birthing bed.
Whaddaya expect from a guy who not only has a toy skull, but he's given it a name?
Also, I have zero respect for people who not only ice their whisky, but just let it all melt into that good, good alcohol. Buy wine coolers if you can't stand the flavor.
I love Mr Aurini's lack of understanding of Etsy. If women are not as inclined to open up a business like the Ghostbusters then why would they prefer to make money on Etsy, A Micro-Business platform connecting an Artisan or group of creators to consumers? In using that sentence he's basically saying "men open up businesses and women open up businesses too"
"Strength" (also translated "Fortitude") is the 8th card of the Tarot Major Arcana. As with most Tarot cards it is believed to originate around the 1360's. The most common artwork of the Strength card is a woman and a male lion. The lion walks alongside and below the woman's arm, this king of the jungle clearly subservient to the woman. The woman has not overpowered the lion, she has not hunted it down and throttled it into submission. She has simply calmed it. The lion submits to her calm character, to her discipline. And through all this, the card declares her "Strong".
Even the fucking medieval period could understand this, _David_
"Women were evolved for Etsy, and men were evolved to be Ghostbusters"
I actually spat my water out at that part lol I love these Measured response videos! Keep up the great work!
What is etsy?
The whole "psychological ancestry" is so hilarious. Pre-historic humans were mostly hunter-gatherers. Everyone worked to find food to ensure survival, and everyone helped to look after the children, to ensure the next generation would grow up (yes, that means men looked after children that weren't their own, the cucks). The whole concept of "man works, womz take care of kids" wasn't much of a thing until the industrial revolution, where it was commonplace for a sole person to provide the income for the family.
Just all my whats.
Davis' whole explanation on how men and women acted in pre-historic times is such ridiculous bullshit that even I, a fucking idiot with basically no in-depth knowledge of the time period can easily spot a *massive* flaw with his idea.
That flaw being: How could a species that evolved in such a way that one-half of the species would take stupid risks that they couldn't possibly handle just to impress the other half, and said other half did almost nothing all day, possibly survive for so long? *Why* would a species *ever* evolve like that?
Research on hunter-gatherer societies discovered since the 1700's and Paleolithic settlements estimates that about 80% of the caloric intake was from gathered food. Gathered food included plants, insects, small animals (squirrels, rats) & reptiles, inshore seafood (fish, crabs, clams). Probably everyone in the tribe did this. Have you ever seen a documentary in which an aboriginal man is scrounging around the landscape for food? The knowledge of where to find food was probably a critical survival skill for everyone.
And while the menfolk were out in the wild, risking their lives in the hunt for big game, the womenfolk were out in the wild risking their lives to gather food. Why would you think that the woods/plains that the women gathered in was any less dangerous than the woods/plains that the men hunted in?
Brittany Heiman Also, "paternity" probably wasn't a concept understood by primitive human cultures.
www.npr.org/sections/goatsandsoda/2018/06/07/617097908/why-grandmothers-may-hold-the-key-to-human-evolution
news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2013/10/131008-women-handprints-oldest-neolithic-cave-art/
@Paul Walsh Gawd did it don'tcha know?!
@@paulwalsh2220 "Why would a species ever evolve like that?"
seriously? its essentially sexual selection? did you never wonder why peacocks do exactly what you said no species would ever do????
i mean this is not some unknown thing scientists are trying to figure out...you can find something explaining this in like 5 seconds of research.
www.livescience.com/5066-peacocks-colorful-tails.html
i actually don't even like that article but its enough.
Female ghostbusters? The feminists are taking over!
*set to ghostbusters theme* I'm an adult virgin
@@comedyman4896 lol thank you, this was all I could think about during this video
first they kill us in life, and now that they're ghostbusters they're killing us in death, THERE IS NO ESCAPE!!!
Some people are real stupid aren't they.
Finding one of your videos in my sub box is like opening presents on Christmas morning. Never stop, hbomberguy.
It's funny, I've heard this Christmas comparison a lot for this guy, but it's so true!
I even loved the hour-and-a-half-long Fallout 3 bashing video.
To be fair, I could listen to people piss on Fallout 3 for days on end
Well said
Davis Aurini was born September 25th, 1981 (in Hamilton, Ontario, why are so many of the alt-right Canadian ?).At the time of production of his video , he was 35 years old at most. That is a high degree of hairline recession for a 35 year old. And is he not aware that higher testosterone levels tend to correlate with onset of male pattern baldness at an earlier age ? Those testosterone creams maybe aren't the best idea.
implying they work
@@duckdad557the hairline recessiom says it works , idk about science
@@duckdad557 depends. some medical testosterone (such as that used in HRT for transgender men, and for cis men with naturally low testosterone) comes in the form of a gel to be applied to the skin, so it's possible it's something similar...
but it's also possible it's more alt-right pseudoscience that's coincidentally close to real science.
@@mozarteanchaos yeah, I use the injections and my endo has said the creams work just as well, but that's like actual science made by endocrinologists. so yeah gels work, just get them from an endocrinologist and not alt right morons 👍
@@duckdad557 tbh generally speaking getting stuff from the alt-right is setting yourself up for some kind of fuckery
Aahahahah the skull has a fedora.
I'm easy to please.
It's a trilby. HOW DAAAARE YOOOOOUUUU
If that skull calls me milady and owns a katana I am officially quitting the internet.
I just headcanon this as Shaun hanging out in hbomb's place.
"Ghostbusters is ultimately about four friends putting together a small business, which is a masculine story at its core. That's why women are evolved for Etsy."
You know it's kind of funny, I've watched this video repeatedly and I never before realized how freaking hilarious the "women don't start businesses" idea is from the perspective of my family. My brother and I are each currently running a small business that my mother founded.
Interesting, I make a nice income from my Etsy shop and have no intention of having children. ... So did I woman-evolve only half right?
+supermeerkat That's offensive. Take it back and apologize.
Your drink should have gotten fuller with time. It'd be hilarious.
"the average man is stronger than 95% of women" that's where I started laughing
I'm not sure that's true, but I'm not sure that's not true by certain measurements.
The average man is, by mathematical definition, stronger than 49.99999% of other men.
The average man DOES weigh 30 more pounds than the average woman.
If you find some specific tests of strength that are tuned to the increased weight and wider shoulders of men you might be able to finagle a mostly honest 95% statistic out of that.
@@murrfeeling That statistic is from one study of grip strength, and the size differences was believed to constitute about half the difference from memory. They also had a look at upper body strength and low body strength, which did still favour men (not by as much as grip). But, I need to have a properly look at the methodology - the sample size, populations tested, type of exercise... they can have a big influence on how representative it is. Not to mention if it noted the relative fitness of test subjects.
I'm about average and i can guarantee you at least half of women can beat the shit out of me
I have two exes alone that could beat the fuck out of me
@@murrfeeling I'm sorry, but your assumption that the average man is by definition stronger that 49,999(etc)% of men is simply wrong.
Let's say we measure strength level from 1 to 10. Let's say we have a group of ten men: two of them are at strength level 1, four are at level 7, and three are at level 8.
That means the average man in this group is a strength level 6.1. Yet he is only stronger than 20% of the men in the group measured.
So be careful when thinking about averages: they can be very misleading.
Is mindblowing to me that someone can make constructive and funny content about Davis Aurini, and for that you earn a suscriber, but at the same time, kind of hate how you redeem his existence, man... what a paradox
what a weird time to be alive
he made an important closing note though. hating a person like ol baldy vehemently is ultimately unhealthy for anyone who has common sense. all you can really do is juts laugh and shake your head at ppl like that and keep it moving. its a lot healthier for all of us.
I want Davis Arooni to start a podcast with call-ins so I can troll it non-stop throughout most of the hours of my days.
Alt-right: "Don't like it, leave it, don't watch it, don't buy it snowflake! LoL you are triggered"
Also alt-right:
the two genders: ghostbusters and etsy
omg we have the same name
"four friends putting together a small business"
"cautious women who would rather achieve a stable income on etsy"
this is hilarious because running an etsy store is a small business
yeah and ive never thought of etsy as "stable"
No it's not it's giiiiiiiiiiiiiiirlstuff
Soooo....the 2016 Ghostbusters really sucked. It sucked hard. But not because they were women. In fact, the cast was great, and it was a cool spin to make an all-woman Ghostbusters. But it sucked because it wasn't funny. And the script was bad. And the dialogue was largely spontaneous instead of writing good jokes. And the overly-obvious use of product placement. That said, Paul Feig gave us Freaks and Geeks. So, even though he failed here, he is definitely talented.
I couldn't disagree more. I loved it, and actually preferred it to the original (which I also liked).
I'm autistic, and the script felt almost tailor-made for my sense of humour.
To be fair, no woman in history has ever caught a ghost.
Nor has any man. But non-binary people frequently have
“That wasn’t a threat that was a metaphor.” Is one of the best lines I have ever heard.
'physical strength is one of the defining characteristics of masculinity' ~MRA 'alpha male' speaking with a serious lisp
"physical strength is the defining trait of masculinity" -a man who looks like a piece of uncooked spaghetti
Aurini's reasoning is so tortured that I keep having to pause this video, catch my breath and look away. I've seen Saw movies with less brutal, pointless abuse than this. Please, someone write up a restraining order that keeps him at least a hundred feet away from... words, I guess?
and so god says to adam
WHEN THERES SOMETHING STRANGE IN THE NEIGHBOORHOOD WHO YA GONNA CALL
GHOST BUSTERS
And then god told eve to start an Etsy store
so this director has a warped view of masculinity because his father was always working. but is that not what men are supposed to be doing. women raise children, including male children right?
Good stuff but by ths point poking fun at Davis Aurini is like shooting fish in a barrel
Also Kane was better than Davis Aurini
Yeah. I'd hate for this to develop into a Thunderf00t/Sarkeesian type of fixation, but we still would need to have about 40 more videos before that becomes a problem.
I don't know for you but I thought Kane shooting Seth was hillarious ;)
That was the first thing I thought when I just saw this guy, I didn't know him before. "Yup, that Davis guy just looks like Kane." But Kane is the superior character in every way. Kane has ideology, charisma, makes great speeches...even if you hate him; you wanna know about him, his story, his endgoals. Whereas Davis...after this video, I don't want to know more about him.
Kane was subjectively funnier - Davis is just the object of humour and mostly if you are a straight passing guy. otherwise it is just too scary to be funny.
Are the original Ghostbusters even strong male characters?
Generally if you are a comedic character or foil your main trait isn't strength, physical or mental. So why is this even an issue?
i showed a picture of davis aurini to my friend and she said he looks like he brags about his 2 weeks in the military that ended in dishonorable discharge
Wow, this is the nicest comment section I've seen in months. Especially when it comes to the new Ghostbusters movie. I... I had forgotten what civil discourse was like.
Fucking amazing, he starts his argument by taking the 'strong' in 'strong female character' literally, as if strength was only physical.
It's like those geniuses who treated 'Death of the author' or 'Gamers are dead' as threats.
And then countering his own argument by giving examples of men who are strong in non-physical ways...which is apparently also an only-male thing for reasons he never says. Citing game of thrones of all things, which feature totally-not-strong female characters like Brienne of Tarth and Daenerys Targaryen...among other female characters in that franchise who are all strong in different ways, mentally or physically. But let's not mention them because wimmins.
I've noticed a trend of MRAs generally failing at reading comprehension and understanding obvious subtext
Also I've just noticed that Aurini is fucking shit at mashing up different pieces of clipart (seen for example at 3:38)
Lol the Barthes one was pretty funny. Sometimes Derrida also is thrown somewhere together with this idea that "the text can mean whatever we want and therefore those evil post-modernists neo-marxists want the death of the author and to make their communist Utopia to be true regardless of that the FACTS say."
Watching hbomberguy make a bald joke from 2021 👀
That skull with a fedora is the greatest thing
The people who disliked this video probably bought Aurini's testosterone cream.
despite my feelings about this Davis guy
but ya gotta admit
he would have made for a perfect Lex Luthor in BVS
I mean I got nothing against Jesse Eisenberg but I think Davis just nails that psuedointellectual arrogance where everyone is an idiot except for him.
I mean seriously someone should make a parody trailer for BVS that replaces all of Lex Luthor's dialog with Aurini's
I'm calling it now, he's holding the glass of whiskey because he thinks it makes him look more "manly" but he actually doesn't like the taste of it and can't get over his own toxic mentality enough to admit it. That's probably why he fills it with enough ice to kill the taste and never sips enough to actually appear to drain the glass.
Also hilarious that he insinuates that liking purple is effeminate or "unmanly", given that for most of human history the colour has been associated with nobility and royalty because of how hard it is to manufacture purple dyes without synthetic materials only available in the modern era. Hell, a pure-purple toga decorated in gold was eventually a distinctive attire worn basically exclusively by both Western and Eastern Roman emperors, and purple patterns were used to decorate the attire of Roman aristocracy for centuries. Almost like Aurini has no fucking idea what he's talking about...
that vodka is the most appropriate thing to drink in this video for like three different reasons
The two I know of:
1. Crystal Head Vodka is made by Dan Aykroyd.
2. Crazy Skull man
Here's one:
Drinking from an almost-empty glass. Forever.
Tbh I'm surprised that Aurini doesn't drink ("drink") vodka or some other white spirit instead of whiskey; where's his racial pride? :3
I was disappointed that at the end he didn't just down the whole glass and yell "THIS IS HOW YOU DRINK ALCOHOL"
But Harris bomber guy. If we weren't evolved to be ghost busters then WHY I ask you does busting make me feel good?
Props for actually being kind to the guy, despite his opinion
Hating on someone you disagree with won't make the world any better, and that's something more of us need to learn
Yeah, definitely easy to go down the other route. I have a level of hatred for hard-right tools that, quite frankly, probably isn't healthy.
+ColeYote That's what the internet is doing to us. It's not just the anonymity. It's far too easy to surround ourselves exclusively with like-minded people who circlejerk our opinions with us until we are convinced that we alone possess the absolute truth - and everyone else's stupidity is just infuriating.
Mead, you're a piece of shit. That is all.
Marshall Mead Care giving a source on these "100 years of IQ stats"? I'm sure you have a very reliable and non-biased source, if you have a source AT ALL
Marshall Mead Still no source, buddy!
did u seriously throw a piece of toast soaked in whatever conditioner u use at youR IMAC
you heathen
Four female ghostbusters? The feminists are taking over!
:I'm an adult virgin!:
All things considered I wouldn't be surprised if Davey actually does just drink water with food coloring, having that much ice in a drink is common for non alcohols over here.
May Sparkle it could just be Arizona tea he is American right?
MANSPREAD SOME ON YOUR TOAST
3:44 IM DYING, HE THINKS MAN AND WOMAN ARE TWO DIFFERENT SPECIES 😂😂😂
respect for cutting the audio of Davis' video when you removed your headphones at 6:57, it helped immerse me even further into this beautiful video
4:32 "I'm a big boy now" that is perfect and gets me every time
The look of joy at 1:17 is an approximation of me when I see there's a new hbomberguy video out.
Because when you think peak physical specimens, you think Bill Murray and Dan Akroyd! How dare they change the cast of comedians to....a cast of comedians
It makes me laugh that I once went to an endocrinologist and I told me that I have too much testosterone (I went there thinking the opposite).
I am the most feminine looking boy I know and yet I am "theorically" an "alpha".
I also wear long hair and I like them a lot, but I know they won't last long...
I love how his reaction has similar energy to sonic's "Shadow what the fuck are you talking about"
"I don't know what to tell you, mum, dad..! I know you wanted me to settle down with a nice etsy-seller, but I am in love with a ghostbuster instead!"
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@@TheMinorityGAMER312 you are linking me your own video? Should I report this as spam?
@@littlemissmello Just watch it me bucko
@@TheMinorityGAMER312 I don't think I will - I don't like unsolicited junk mail, even if it contains stuff I like. But if you're furthering the good cause of not being a nazi dick, good luck to you.
9:31 THE MAN BEHIND THE SLAUGHTER 😳😳😳
you know he didn't watch the real ghostbusters because then he would have gotten used to janine wielding the proton pack. and nobody tell him about extreme ghostbusters, i don't think his heart could take it.
The 2016 Ghostbusters is shit for many reasons. The only remotely female linked one is that maybe producers, writers and the director were complacent with poor quality because it has female lead roles.
At 8:00 you can see Davis has a Motorhead poster on his wall, and that is triggering me so hard.
Lemmy was a cool fucking dude, and he was openly against racism, unlike Davis who holds extremely bigoted views. Lemmy would hate him! Fuckheads like Davis think they are uber masculine for liking bands like Motorhead, Judas Priest, Metallica, but these guys would all hate him for being an ignorant fool.
"Women usually have more sense than men." That is an actual Lemmy Kilmister quote I am not joking I have receipts.
There are only two genders: Ghost Busters, and Etsy
real men put ROCKS in their whiskey
I love the way these early videos are just in the garage.
Just bizzarely up front about it.
*walks up to a couple* so who's the ghostbuster and who's the one with an etsy account?
the fact that you have tied Davis' love of alcohol to Davis' fascination with skulls to a drink endorsed by a Ghostbuster is brilliant
I love how Dave made a video about bioshock and before that he used a point from a book written by Ayn Rand, the person Andrew Ryan was based off of.
WAIT RUNNING AN ETSY STORE IS STARTING A SMALL BUSINESS HES CONTRADICTING HIMSELF WTF
Also, gotta love the evopsych. Sure, people sort of just tack this flintstones-esque reduction of our ancestry on to everything but in the words of Ben Goldacre 'that doesn't stop me *enjoying* their ideas'.
I cackled loudly like an idiot at "IRONY INTENSIFIES"
"The average man is stronger than 95% of women" hm?
I'm no mathematician but I don't believe that's how averages or percentiles work...
Lmao the ghostbusters are literally supposed to be inadequate nerds
sooo... he mentions how they had to give Scarlett Johanson superhuman abilities for Black Widow but doesn't mention how Jeremy Renner is unrealistically skilled with a bow and arrow? Honestly, Black Widow marshal artsing her way through those run of the mill bad guy grunts is far more plausible to me than Hawkeye effortlessly sniping shit with a bow and arrow.
Another thing worth noting is that no one in the Avengers is realistic. Maybe I'm uneducated, but I don't see the god of thunder beat up robots, or some megamind tuna can who can solve time travel in a minute
Just like with the new Star Wars movies, there is a lot wrong with this Ghostbusters movie. But none of it is the stuff they point out.
Isn't starting a store on Etsy also a risky decision? At least with starting a ghostbusting business you'll probably be able to convince some rich idiots to invest in it.
The irony of using game of thrones to support the fact men are ‘stronger’ than women is insane. It’s definitely not a series full of strong women who are strong in a range of different ways or smth,…
So true! Who was the strongest human character in Game of Thrones? Daenerys
"I've been nostalgic for other people's childhood for my whole life"
i felt that
I hope the new movie is hugely successful solely because of the Streisand Effect, even if it totally sucks.
Is it wrong to go see a movie just to support it? I'm not sure it's for me, I'm just so annoyed by the stupid backlash it's getting. But the Kate McKinnon character seems pretty amazing, so yeah, I'm going.
+indiciaobscure You spend your movie dollars however you want. if I had a bigger movie watching budget I'd probably see it too but I only go to like 3 movies a year.
Thankfully I was speaking only for myself, but the folks going mental over this movie aren't, they're trying to speak for all of us. Tell 'em no thanks for me.
I know that this is a very old video, but I feel the need to correct your grossest mistake ever made. In any sort of alcoholic beverage, if you want to keep it chill you need to use many ice cubes (the best option is a big ice ball actually) so that the ice cubes are in a colder enviroment and don't shed their heat faster. Besides, if you add one or two droplets of water to whiskey it releases aromatic tones.
I hope that you take it back
Or you could just, like...
stick your glass in the freezer for awhile.
Actually most people just use little whiskey cubes that they stick in the freezer to keep the whiskey chill without diluting the taste
3:55 I don't know if that graphic is from Aunt Reenie's video or just this one, but the yin yang looks off-center and this makes me unreasonably annoyed.
“Strength is one of the defining characteristics of masculinity.” And women can be masculine what’s the point here
I think what makes this so damn funny nowadays is that the movie absolutely sucked when it came out, much like what people expected from the beginning, however it wasn't because they were chicks lmao.