Let's Roast Hitman™ [Part 1/3]: Baldism Hurts Everyone

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  • Опубликовано: 19 янв 2025

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  • @wristofkings
    @wristofkings 8 лет назад +1

    7:00 is where I decided that more of this is necessary. I could watch this shit all day. Make it so, gentlemen.

  • @iliket0p4rty
    @iliket0p4rty 8 лет назад +20

    wow. big mst3k fan here and deep 13 this is my first experience with y'all and i haven't laughed this hard in a long time. i am going to pick some of y'all stuff for sure! keep it up really hope you do some more of this!

    • @AgonywolfMedia
      @AgonywolfMedia  8 лет назад +1

      +iliket0p4rty Yay! Any day we get the thumbs up from a big mstie is a good one!
      Our usual gig is riffing short films with story-driven host segments. You can watch the first half of Season 2 for free here: ruclips.net/p/PLm14Eceh-GqX8egktAsD3YNoZZordwY0v
      We'll be doing another Hitman installment for sure!
      Really appreciate you commenting. Please consider subscribing! :)

    • @iliket0p4rty
      @iliket0p4rty 8 лет назад +1

      already subscribed about 10 mins into the video thanks for the laughs and info!

    • @grendel2976
      @grendel2976 8 лет назад

      +iliket0p4rty join us....JooOooOooin UssSSsssss...

    • @AgonywolfMedia
      @AgonywolfMedia  8 лет назад +1

      +iliket0p4rty Oh, excellent! Thank you! :D

  • @letsbegin-nerdbunker
    @letsbegin-nerdbunker 8 лет назад +1

    That whole part about people noticing the bar code cracked me up a shit ton.

  • @Pastshelfdate
    @Pastshelfdate 8 лет назад +4

    Around 26:44, it was really good of you to throw in a plug for RiffTrax. The friend who introduced me to your work found yours in the iRiffs section.

  • @Herandar
    @Herandar 8 лет назад

    Nice Joel-esque moment there @ 11:40. Well done, Warriors.

    • @AgonywolfMedia
      @AgonywolfMedia  8 лет назад

      +Herandar He he, that lean IS pretty Joelish isn't it?

  • @Slatch36
    @Slatch36 7 лет назад

    At 21:38, he looks like the guy from Midnight Oil.

  • @vashtanerada100
    @vashtanerada100 8 лет назад +1

    I'm so goddamn happy right now.

  • @berghani3401
    @berghani3401 8 лет назад +2

    That reaction to the house in Switzerland cracked me up so hard. Loved this! :)

  • @BrooklynJackBlue
    @BrooklynJackBlue 8 лет назад +2

    ...I love this so much. Also love you guys so much.
    THANK YOU.

  • @mst3k4life
    @mst3k4life 8 лет назад +4

    Knocked it out of the park again, boys!

  • @mstiesingles6388
    @mstiesingles6388 8 лет назад +2

    I have watched this more times than humanly normal and I still laugh through the whole thing!! Every damn time.

    • @AgonywolfMedia
      @AgonywolfMedia  8 лет назад +2

      That makes our day! That's saying something in the zombie apocalypse! Thanks!
      We'll have a new one next week! Be sure to subscribe so you don't miss it. ;)

  • @edgeyberzerker
    @edgeyberzerker 8 лет назад

    I finally had a chance to watch this. Oh my god this made me laugh so much. The freezer cuddling and the trying to close the door on the damn mechanic's head were works of art. Great work !

    • @AgonywolfMedia
      @AgonywolfMedia  8 лет назад

      +edgeyberzerker Awww thanks, Edgey! YOU'RE a work of art!

  • @BadServo
    @BadServo 8 лет назад

    I wouldn't have expected a Hitman game to such fertile depth to plumb for comedy. You guys were in rare form this round. Looking forward to the next vid as always, gents.

  • @Nickel_The_Wise
    @Nickel_The_Wise 8 лет назад +1

    Oho, what a choice, amazing job fellas! I mean, every damn riff was so tasty, from that milleni-shaming at the start to the running bald gag (which is better than a running ball-gag). I especially loved Capt. Whiskers joining us for some doorway bondage~ every single weird detail during the missions had me dying, you guys are the ultimate life-form of youtube gaming! God, unexpected 90's! with Billy Corgan after a wholesale OPA! carnage, not to mention Hitman disguised as a bartender at like, the saddest dive, serving up poisonous Dr. Radical..

  • @ciprianoms
    @ciprianoms 8 лет назад

    Well, I wasn't expecting this to be the next game, but I'm glad its getting the Rick and Topsy treatment.

    • @AgonywolfMedia
      @AgonywolfMedia  8 лет назад

      Probably just one more installment of this and on to a another one-off before we dive more seriously into a proper long-play.

  • @grendel2976
    @grendel2976 8 лет назад +1

    Donald Pleasance got buff. Dr. Loomis got ruffy tuffy.

  • @JoeHawkinsMusic
    @JoeHawkinsMusic 8 лет назад

    Good job guys. Just the thing I needed to see after a horrible final exam!

    • @AgonywolfMedia
      @AgonywolfMedia  8 лет назад

      +JoeHawkinsMusic Happy to be your de-stresser! That's what it's all about!

  • @MarkAndrewEdwards
    @MarkAndrewEdwards 8 лет назад

    Looks like this was a gold mine for riffing material. I laughed out loud, which made work awkward for a few minutes. Well done!
    Watchboss approved.

    • @AgonywolfMedia
      @AgonywolfMedia  8 лет назад +2

      Thanks, Mark! Always a pleasure to get your approval!
      We were only going to do one episode but we honestly had so much fun with it we're going to do at least one more.

  • @wreckingcrew3661
    @wreckingcrew3661 7 лет назад +1

    'MY NAME IS BURT MULLINS' please tell me that's going to become a callback...

  • @smilingkevin
    @smilingkevin 8 лет назад +1

    Found this after it was suggested that it was as funny as MST3k or Rifftrax. I was skeptical at first, but this has to be the funniest thing I've ever seen - absolutely amazing!

  • @hulkboy75
    @hulkboy75 8 лет назад +1

    Rikk I laughed hard at this one! Well done, fellas!

  • @AnitaZorro
    @AnitaZorro 8 лет назад +4

    I laughed so hard, thanks for making my day better.

  • @BrittishAnger
    @BrittishAnger 8 лет назад +2

    This is going to be Bald....I mean great....yeah, good save.....

  • @robotrix
    @robotrix 8 лет назад +3

    16:44 So where did he have that fire extinguisher before he pulled it out? :-o
    Great riff, Guys.

  • @187umSpaceG
    @187umSpaceG 8 лет назад

    O most excellent riffing, m'lords!

  • @crapgoeshere
    @crapgoeshere 8 лет назад +1

    "hot dog flavored Oreos" gave my wife the silent wheezy laugh. Eyes closed, tears streaming don't her face, says she's gonna puke. More laughing at the puke noises in the game. Kudos, gents
    Also, I never had a problem with the length of the RE playthrough. Not that I have a prob with the faster paced edit of this one, either.

    • @AgonywolfMedia
      @AgonywolfMedia  8 лет назад

      +crapgoeshere Now that's ironic! It's like a puke feedback loop.
      Glad to hear it! Funny thing is, six hours is pretty darn short for a game. We wish we had the time to do more than just one episode a month.
      Thanks for the comment, buddy!

  • @kinxofsepluv
    @kinxofsepluv 8 лет назад +1

    Great as usual! Oh, and if you want some more awkward moments with your bots, try SOMA.

    • @AgonywolfMedia
      @AgonywolfMedia  8 лет назад +1

      +kinxofsepluv We've been eye-balling it, for sure!

  • @neosquirrel
    @neosquirrel 8 лет назад

    Terry Norfolk should know better than to drink a warm, off-brand, unlabeled Dr. Pepper just sitting around.

  • @deanadolphin
    @deanadolphin 8 лет назад +2

    I knew I loved you for a reason, Topsy Bot 5000. First decree as Mayor of The Moon - No more periods for ladies!!!!!!!!
    Thank you Topsy, thank you from the bottom of my cervix.

  • @deanadolphin
    @deanadolphin 8 лет назад +1

    Jesus was a hit man, you know. That needs to be on shirt!!!!

  • @sipioc
    @sipioc 8 лет назад +11

    Thanks for coming back so soon guys! I want you to know that this series has ruined MST3k for me. The modern references, the more adult level comedy, it makes the reruns seems rather tame. Good job Pibb you have one upped Dr.Pepper

    • @kellystraight7858
      @kellystraight7858 8 лет назад +1

      +sipioc Me too. I don't think I can go back to mst either. I know the reboot is coming but that hasn't looked too promising. Why don't these guys get a million views...?????

    • @tommysirveaux2567
      @tommysirveaux2567 8 лет назад +2

      +Kelly Straight The views these guys get or rather don't get is a source of much frustration for all of us. It really is unbelievable.

    • @sipioc
      @sipioc 8 лет назад

      +Kevin McAllister ever MSTie should know these guys! Are we that far gone?

    • @AgonywolfMedia
      @AgonywolfMedia  8 лет назад

      +sipioc Thanks for watching and the positively glowing comment, friend! Makes the cold void of internet obscurity a little warmer every time. :D

    • @sipioc
      @sipioc 8 лет назад

      +Agonywolf Media That's the good thing about a small group. You got good people in the group and those who create it take the time to respond.
      Thanks again guys, I will spread the word.
      Long may you run!!!!!

  • @Pastshelfdate
    @Pastshelfdate 8 лет назад

    Hi, Warriors,
    "I've made a horrible mistake! This bald-on-bald crime has to stop!" You all are going from strength to strength, keeping your quality and speed up. Mike Nelson may be nervous. Don't worry, I love RiffTrax, too.

  • @Ghostman-cj4bq
    @Ghostman-cj4bq 8 лет назад

    I'd watch

  • @Cheshire909
    @Cheshire909 8 лет назад

    Just hope Busey isn't selected for the hit in Hitman. What would we do without a Very Busymas?

    • @AgonywolfMedia
      @AgonywolfMedia  8 лет назад

      We'd have to reject the contract and go Rouge! lol

    • @Cheshire909
      @Cheshire909 8 лет назад

      +Agonywolf Media Well, guess going rogue it is. He won the hit over Gary Cole.

  • @grendel2976
    @grendel2976 8 лет назад +1

    Hmm looks like the pork tartar didn't go over with Mr. Norfolk. Guys, as much as I loved the Resident Evil Riffs, I am so glad we got a new game and love me some Agent 47. IN SPITE of two horrific movie adaptations.

  • @Rickbane01
    @Rickbane01 8 лет назад

    So before Rick was on zombie detail, you were acting on a assassination simulation team but you were always playing the bar guy?

  • @kellystraight7858
    @kellystraight7858 8 лет назад +8

    This is on par or better than mst3k or rifftrax. So why isn't anyone watching?
    Sorry for not checking you all out sooner.

  • @ciprianoms
    @ciprianoms 8 лет назад

    We need to start a list of games that are totes riffable. I suggest Alan Wake.

    • @AgonywolfMedia
      @AgonywolfMedia  8 лет назад

      The Twin Peaks gags alone...

    • @ciprianoms
      @ciprianoms 8 лет назад

      +Agonywolf Media The entire opening. And Topsy can have a drinking game everytime they name drop Stephen King. Good thing robots can't die of alcohol poisoning

  • @srmcd1
    @srmcd1 8 лет назад

    Oh man... so many bald jokes, this might as well have starred Colin Mochrie!

  • @tevinbrewster3116
    @tevinbrewster3116 8 лет назад

    love it

  • @invincibleservant
    @invincibleservant 8 лет назад

    Yay!

  • @isidro2293
    @isidro2293 3 года назад

    Why dose it remember it tv show science 3000

  • @mattnart
    @mattnart 8 лет назад

    YUSS

  • @naughtyforce9955
    @naughtyforce9955 4 года назад +1

    NICE try small guy

  • @noonespecial9994
    @noonespecial9994 8 лет назад

    Over 9,300 views. Highest yet on a 'Let's Riff'. Looks like maybe word is spreading. (Fingers crossed)

  • @Puma20
    @Puma20 7 лет назад

    No Pitbull jokes?

  • @Ghostman-cj4bq
    @Ghostman-cj4bq 8 лет назад

    Are you going to play re6 remastered

    • @AgonywolfMedia
      @AgonywolfMedia  8 лет назад

      +Dustin Davis Hmmm... good question. It'd be our first game we play we actively consider "bad".
      Could make for really funny commentary or could turn people off who take it all as complaining.

    • @Ghostman-cj4bq
      @Ghostman-cj4bq 8 лет назад

      +Agonywolf Media I was thinking about getting it but then I remembered it sucked

    • @AgonywolfMedia
      @AgonywolfMedia  8 лет назад

      +Dustin Davis Easily the worst entry in the entire series, yeah.

    • @Ghostman-cj4bq
      @Ghostman-cj4bq 8 лет назад

      +Agonywolf Media now they have an online game coming out

  • @adampoole948
    @adampoole948 7 лет назад

    wait.. hitman requires an online connection?.. it's not an online game so why?

  • @johnsouto14
    @johnsouto14 7 лет назад

    Bald Lives Matter, and more.