Bruh honestly it was subtle but that “what’s 5g” and the reaction was literally one of the best jokes I’ve ever heard 😂😂😂 this man is a comedic genius!
I think the funniest part was that the keeper of the secrets actually had to *read* those “secrets” and refer to the file. As if he couldn’t just memorize those! Lol
"I thought you had access to secret knowledge or something!: "What detail of current events would make you think that anyone in power had any idea what they were doing?"
Damnit, this makes me so angry. They need someone like me up there. Surely, I’ll be different. My ambition is completely different! My self awareness means I’ll fight for the people! I’ll be a great politician!
It was all funny. IDK but the Lets take a gander line just creased me. How are you not the guy writing comedy for streaming services?! Netflix better start throwing copious amounts of money at you. 😅
This is my biggest fear actually, there is no big badie or a secret organisation running the world with 4D chess moves and in reality is just a bunch of coincidences and a lot of idiots doing the best they can
Oh, it's 4D chess alright. It's just that the 4D chess stuff is all really really grindy math stats and taxes and stuff. Boredom is the nature of the board, you see, in that the details are slogs and the theories high-speed rails through bogland. You need to construct the tracks for the high-speed maglev trains first though and that's super boring.
Your biggest fear is the reality. Worse, even, because all the idiots THINK they are playing 4D chess and running big secret organizations, but in reality they are all snorting glue sticks and getting high on their own farts. Maybe a handful at the top are aware enough to direct everyone else, but at that point it's a handful of boats trying to steer the ocean during an unending tsunami.
@@TalynStormcrow Gender is as stupid a concept as the soul. What, there's this invisible thing in the air that determines how you act? The only part of gender that matters is how you reproduce.
One of the most creative, original content creators in the current ocean of schlong wangling thirst traps. Sir, you have my respect, and you shall have my botto-
Here’s a tip for all the laughs you have given me💯😂YOU HAVE NEVER FAILED TO MAKE ME LAUGH, ANDREW! Hope you and everyone watching has a WONDERFUL week/weekend💯🙏Thanks for everything, Andrew.....YOU ROCK BRO!!
Respect, my friend. "THIS IS THE WAY". Tipping "creators" who put hours of energy and creative thought that requires ACTUAL TALENT and ORIGINALITY... and not OnlyFans models taking nudes for 45 minutes once a week - then drinking iced vanilla lattes and sitting by the pool all day for the rest of the week. And don't get me started on the majority of Twitch streamers. Probably going to get hate for this on some - "trying to be intellectual woke sh💩" but I shall endure.
@@maddogbasil Andrews cool and a realist. I don't think he'd want his fans to give what they don't have. I just tip occasionally a couple dollars like @SaltStorm007 just for the appreciation for the level of effort, time, and creative energy required to think out this quality of original content. 💙🤘
@@zacadams8263 You are 1000% CORRECT, SIR💯That is EXACTLY how I feel....to a ‘T’! I wish more people would throw a few SuperThank$ out to content creators they enjoy. Hope you and yours have a WONDERFUL week/weekend, Zac💯🙏
@@maddogbasil Even if you can’t toss any SuperThank$ to content creators you can always do the next best thing and watch the commercials and click the links to them which helps them get more $ from Ads....along with liking, subscribing and commenting on the videos💯Hope you and yours have a WONDERFUL week/weekend, Basil💯🙏
As a Political Science college graduate with a fiancé that has a Master's degree National Security I can confirm that this is indeed, the most accurate state of intelligence in the Executive Branch. Maybe with a little bit more [REDACTED].
I'm guessing you guys search up alot more redacted shit every year What are you guys missing scooby doo At some point someone's gotta solve the mystery
I can't not laugh at absolutely everything Andrew does. This is one of my favorite content creators ever. His humor gets me and his facial expressions make me lose it every time. Whenever he does that fuckin wiggle LMFAO idk why 1:46
You never fail to make me laugh and that in itself is worth a lot. Thanks for doing what you do Andrew - Just make sure to not let your channel and your vids become a burden or stressful to yourself. Make sure to take care of yourself first and foremost and keep doing what you're doing out of your own enjoyment, not out of obligation to anyone (including subs or donators)!
As an alien, this is extremely accurate and I shall be taking this data with me back to my home planet who are in the middle of phase 6 of our imminent invasion... I mean.. bbq. Yes. A BBQ...
Remember when you were a kid, and you thought adults knew and understood everything? Remember how you couldn't wait to grow up? Well--here you are. How is it?
That "phuck!" never gets old.
Lol NEVER dude! 😂
And the face where he’s like 🙀
I miss it tbh, not as common as it was-
How awesome would it be realising that "FUCK" is literally your catch phrase
Sounds more like Phuck! And it’s hilarious 🤣
"These secrets aren't tops, they're all bottoms" lmao 💀
He never fail to make me laugh💯😂Andrew is freaking HILARIOUS!!
this information is bottom secret. Doesn't flow as nice as top!
Yep, can't unheard that. For the rest of my life when I hear top secret I'm going to giggle and think bottom.
That one got me, still chuckling about it.
These secrets are switches AT BEST.
"these secrets aren't top they're bottom." Comedy gold right here
Bruh honestly it was subtle but that “what’s 5g” and the reaction was literally one of the best jokes I’ve ever heard 😂😂😂 this man is a comedic genius!
These secrets ain't tops... they're bottoms.🤣🤣
"The possibility of these extraterrestrial entities being among us"
Very ancient... very suspicious...
I think the funniest part was that the keeper of the secrets actually had to *read* those “secrets” and refer to the file. As if he couldn’t just memorize those! Lol
The WAY that Andrew SHAPES his MOUTH when the guy first brings up ALIENS at 1:55 fuckin KILLS me 🤣
"I know their spaceship technology is gravitational, but do they exist" low key hilarious
Careful, Andrew. Your knowledge is a bit too on the nose, here. You don't wanna end up on a list.
"They're all bottoms" oh my god, ahahah, I can't take it
"I thought you had access to secret knowledge or something!:
"What detail of current events would make you think that anyone in power had any idea what they were doing?"
At least they dont suspect that moon is made of cheese.
Why would they keep telling “The New Guy” all the lifelong secrets every 4-8 years.
"Aliens..."
Me: "Are coming in from Mexico!"
wow sneaking in among us jokes too around the 2:00 mark, with the aliens being "suspicious", super good content
Very Ancient, Very Mature, Very...Long 😭
"FOH!" is the reason I keep coming back.
LOVE GETTING AN ANDREW NOTIFICATION 💯THEY MAKE MY DAY!!
Closer to the truth than people think.
“These ain’t tops, they all bottoms.” Hahahahah
They aint gonna reveal secrets to the president lol. He's only gonna be in there 8 years tops, four years i wouldn't tell him almost anything. 😂😂😂
*Playboy bunnies describing Hugh in bed*
"Very ancient, very mature... very long.."
Thanks for the consistently great content!
"Very ancient, very mah-tour" 🤣
This like a boomer bureaucrat report of what was surveyed on the internet, 20 years ago
You know another secret?..I hate sweet tea..and I'm African American :0
That very somber and serious *MOTHER OF GOD* gets me every time
Love your content you deserve way more subs
"Matoore" Killed me
Damnit, this makes me so angry. They need someone like me up there. Surely, I’ll be different. My ambition is completely different! My self awareness means I’ll fight for the people! I’ll be a great politician!
Yeah as president I can relate
So…Aliens?
Nice echo of the classic meme 😂
If it makes TOO much sense...wait, this is the US Government.
Great video ! I enjoyed it as every video you make. Keep going you’re perfect 😂
"What's 5G?"
"Phuck!"
“That one keeps me up at night.” 😂
"*quote from the video*" 🤣
"I hate you..." 😂😂😂
What’s 5G I lost it please why us this guy so good 😂😂😂😂
the navy has over 200 recorded ufo sightings... like cmon bruh how is it even a question
"Very ancient... very ma-tour..."
Some things will always remain a mystery even to the people at the top 😂
Even better if he mentioned an actual secret offhand not even paying attention and the guy was like what was the last part you said
Some of those pages stuck together 💀
Too good for SNL.
The one conspiracy theory that sucks is that there are no big secrets :/
but they still wont give me a job
How is his PHUCK so perfect every time? I have to learn how to do that
Damn... Hope Andrew doesn't get cancelled for this
*The Why Files* gonna have to tell this dude to stay in his swimlane…
Americans should really look into Tower 7
And that’s the T
1. Israel
2. Israel
3. We have not made contact but they probably exist.
Very close to the truth
Wheres timmy
It was all funny. IDK but the Lets take a gander line just creased me. How are you not the guy writing comedy for streaming services?! Netflix better start throwing copious amounts of money at you. 😅
Anyone who's ever worked with a government agency knows this is exactly how it is
Wonder what happened to jfk
They tell us every year they'll show the papers
They never do
Anyone with a clearance, too.
It's true, they're all very dumb.
That's what you want us to think.
Oh so they lie to you, too. Good to know.
Out of the thousands of theories we have, this is probably the most accurate of the truth.
I really don't think so, but it's funny regardless.
Tbh most conspiracy are just garbage
With like several legit ones being overshadowed
@@UnarmedBastard its probably true. only the top top know whats going on. presidents are just puppets.
@@maddogbasil Good. The plan is working.
@@cadmus204 Good. The plan to make you think the plan to make you think that the plan is working is also working.
"Even the people at the top are very dumb" words to live by
More so than most. Power means not having to care or understand.
As a retired official of the United States intelligence agency, this is very accurate, almost to a disturbing level
okay but aliens??
Bruh you're like a teenager lmao
Prove it.
Sure
@@__Brandon__, I had super ultra plus clearance, the highest possible level.
This is my biggest fear actually, there is no big badie or a secret organisation running the world with 4D chess moves and in reality is just a bunch of coincidences and a lot of idiots doing the best they can
Well your fear is the fucking reality. It's just stupid people fucking up, there is no big mystery.
Thats how it be unfortunately
the best they can is really a longshot
Oh, it's 4D chess alright. It's just that the 4D chess stuff is all really really grindy math stats and taxes and stuff. Boredom is the nature of the board, you see, in that the details are slogs and the theories high-speed rails through bogland. You need to construct the tracks for the high-speed maglev trains first though and that's super boring.
Your biggest fear is the reality. Worse, even, because all the idiots THINK they are playing 4D chess and running big secret organizations, but in reality they are all snorting glue sticks and getting high on their own farts.
Maybe a handful at the top are aware enough to direct everyone else, but at that point it's a handful of boats trying to steer the ocean during an unending tsunami.
Security Officer: "Genders..."
President: "OH MY GAWD!"
"We think they're based on cultural norms. It's like, emergent."
"Both of them..."
@@TalynStormcrow Gender is as stupid a concept as the soul. What, there's this invisible thing in the air that determines how you act? The only part of gender that matters is how you reproduce.
@@TalynStormcrow very eerie...very distressing...
"some of the pages stuck together?" lol This is exactly how my life feels. like "is that it?"
One of the most creative, original content creators in the current ocean of schlong wangling thirst traps. Sir, you have my respect, and you shall have my botto-
Tom....
Your welcome finished it for you
@@maddogbasil ✨✨🍑✨✨
What about me bro
@@JOHNNYD.R alright, I'll let you have a go if you're into guys 👁️👅👁️
@@eleanorrigby7897 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Here’s a tip for all the laughs you have given me💯😂YOU HAVE NEVER FAILED TO MAKE ME LAUGH, ANDREW! Hope you and everyone watching has a WONDERFUL week/weekend💯🙏Thanks for everything, Andrew.....YOU ROCK BRO!!
Respect, my friend. "THIS IS THE WAY".
Tipping "creators" who put hours of energy and creative thought that requires ACTUAL TALENT and ORIGINALITY... and not OnlyFans models taking nudes for 45 minutes once a week - then drinking iced vanilla lattes and sitting by the pool all day for the rest of the week. And don't get me started on the majority of Twitch streamers. Probably going to get hate for this on some - "trying to be intellectual woke sh💩" but I shall endure.
Nice
My broke ass has about 2 cents and a nickel in my pocket
Any way I can get this to you andrew
@@maddogbasil Andrews cool and a realist. I don't think he'd want his fans to give what they don't have. I just tip occasionally a couple dollars like @SaltStorm007 just for the appreciation for the level of effort, time, and creative energy required to think out this quality of original content. 💙🤘
@@zacadams8263 You are 1000% CORRECT, SIR💯That is EXACTLY how I feel....to a ‘T’! I wish more people would throw a few SuperThank$ out to content creators they enjoy. Hope you and yours have a WONDERFUL week/weekend, Zac💯🙏
@@maddogbasil Even if you can’t toss any SuperThank$ to content creators you can always do the next best thing and watch the commercials and click the links to them which helps them get more $ from Ads....along with liking, subscribing and commenting on the videos💯Hope you and yours have a WONDERFUL week/weekend, Basil💯🙏
Them admitting that the people at the top are very dumb is the biggest secret revealed .. cause it's very, very true lmao
The joke is that there isn't some grand conspiracy. Just humans being humans.
As a Political Science college graduate with a fiancé that has a Master's degree National Security I can confirm that this is indeed, the most accurate state of intelligence in the Executive Branch.
Maybe with a little bit more [REDACTED].
I'm guessing you guys search up alot more redacted shit every year
What are you guys missing scooby doo
At some point someone's gotta solve the mystery
Awww she thinks she's on the totem pole lmaooo
@@NRG56 awww do u feel undermined by someone else’s intelligence it must be so exhausting being so toxic
@@evilduckthe3rd297 it truly is but agitating people makes it all worth it
@@NRG56 Seek professional help. Just a bit of advice not an attack.
Highest national security (Xbox party chats.)
The scariest secret in the world is that even the people who are supposed to know whats going on have 0 clue what the fuck is going on.
Those feels when you're the leader of the free world, but you get clickbaited by your own staff. That's tough.
how can this comment not get more likes???? 😂
To be honest, this is probably how most of these secrets are debriefed cuz they don't know either. But they're trying!
"Very ancient... Very mature... Very long..." Bro seen his grandpa in the shower on accident when he was a kid and it scared him for life... poor guy
This man does it all the time
I love it!
“what’s 5G?” had me dying!
"These secrets ain't tops. They all bottoms" YOOOOOO I AM ROLLING
I can't not laugh at absolutely everything Andrew does. This is one of my favorite content creators ever. His humor gets me and his facial expressions make me lose it every time. Whenever he does that fuckin wiggle LMFAO idk why 1:46
😂I expected it to be dumb secrets but not that dumb and it's still freaking funny 😂
But yo why did Room 7 burn down? Very strange
I want this guy to be even more successful, but I also don't because I don't want him to stop making these.
You never fail to make me laugh and that in itself is worth a lot. Thanks for doing what you do Andrew - Just make sure to not let your channel and your vids become a burden or stressful to yourself. Make sure to take care of yourself first and foremost and keep doing what you're doing out of your own enjoyment, not out of obligation to anyone (including subs or donators)!
“And that’s just it, the concept of aliens” 😂
As an alien, this is extremely accurate and I shall be taking this data with me back to my home planet who are in the middle of phase 6 of our imminent invasion... I mean.. bbq. Yes. A BBQ...
As someone who has worked with all levels of security. Yep. 10/10. Everyone be incompetent unless there's profit in there somewhere.
Man, I can't even comprehend how long it takes him to edit these. Holy Shit.
Some people are just born with it
He has the ability to sit in a quiet room with himself making silly commentary...alone
For our amusement
Just like long beach Griffy and Caleb city. It's the same style
I’m so happy he’s bringing the PHUCK back 😂😂
for real, i miss them
"What's 5g"?
I finally found out what happened to JFK, thank you very much Sir.
The funniest Andrew on RUclips 😂😂
But not the most based
That unfortunately goes to the top g
I'm curious about just how much is kept secret from even the president
Man! You kill it every...single...time! Well done!
"Be strong sir" hahahaha.. imagine top secret files are being discussed and can easily be heard in the other room...
This video got hit with the "Flat Earth" Wikipedia page context panel
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Remember when you were a kid, and you thought adults knew and understood everything? Remember how you couldn't wait to grow up?
Well--here you are. How is it?
Great vid Daddy
ayo what am i looking at
@@peepeepoopoodoodoohead coment on youtub
@@CosmicCreeper99 damn really
Movies make the government a lot more exciting than it actually is.
“Sometimes the biggest burden is knowing that, even the people at the top, are dumb”
That is a great line
*"Mr president....they said the twins are down"*
Bush:
*"Well shieet...get cheney on the phone...tell him doublya (w) called...WE GOT OIL BABY"*
Andrew im in sad time....
Thank your for your awesome videos...
This is why we need Nic Cage to tell us about the secrets
“The concept of aliens…” 😂