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  • @soullessbody-cannons8491
    @soullessbody-cannons8491 10 месяцев назад +468

    4:30
    How are you going to blame the baby for you spilling your drink?...

    • @christianboehlefeld5168
      @christianboehlefeld5168 10 месяцев назад +25

      If you watch you see the baby's arm trapped by the cup when they went to stretch it, which caused the drink to spill. But yeah, take more trips.

    • @jahenrie86
      @jahenrie86 10 месяцев назад +11

      Yeah blame me for not being able to carry a drink…oh wait I can’t!!

    • @I_am_a_kitchen_spider
      @I_am_a_kitchen_spider 10 месяцев назад +17

      She actually was pretty lucky about not to drop her baby instead 🫣
      I've seen some similar situation, when a dumb mom actually did, while she was trying to open a door and her hands were busy with different stuff, including her baby. That little one fell upside down the concrete floor with his head 😐
      So those two are pure idiots, but on this vid a drink is the only victim.

    • @biggtrux
      @biggtrux 10 месяцев назад +47

      Bad parenting to say the least.

    • @neonlights3739
      @neonlights3739 10 месяцев назад +22

      @@biggtrux Eh, I wouldn’t go that far. We all have our moments.

  • @Sleepy-doors-player
    @Sleepy-doors-player 10 месяцев назад +573

    6:15
    Thats actually a sign lightning can strike at any moment. Those people were lucky

    • @Thugshaker_thequaker
      @Thugshaker_thequaker 10 месяцев назад +33

      We can only say for certain the camera footage made it out nothing more.

    • @forgottorememberme
      @forgottorememberme 10 месяцев назад +15

      exactly my thought.🤐

    • @failarmy
      @failarmy  10 месяцев назад +93

      Yep, she should have noped out of there!

    • @jenniferruth812
      @jenniferruth812 10 месяцев назад +21

      This happened to me when I was 18. My mom & I were across the country at my grandpa’s farm & my hair stood up & my mom freaked out, told me to hop in the car & close the doors! Then I had a major headache but not sure if it was from stress or what.

    • @youtubecommentsectiondebates
      @youtubecommentsectiondebates 10 месяцев назад +4

      That was my thought too

  • @devinpicard5299
    @devinpicard5299 10 месяцев назад +128

    Duuuude. “Is that a cricket you’re trying to kill?” The way she screamed when she realized it was a bat, priceless.

    • @kelqueen9998
      @kelqueen9998 10 месяцев назад +7

      Thank you for that! I couldn't see what it was.

    • @bri55118
      @bri55118 10 месяцев назад

      I could be wrong, but I think that was a vampire bat.

    • @NegativeTravis
      @NegativeTravis 10 месяцев назад +9

      @@bri55118 Nah, vampire bats have giant pig noses and generally aren't found in North America. From what little I can see it looks like it might be a silver-haired bat.

    • @abcdefghij-j1k
      @abcdefghij-j1k 10 месяцев назад

      Those Parts At 2

    • @MsDonPizzle
      @MsDonPizzle 10 месяцев назад +1

      I was screaming laughing omg 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Boog-jl3nm
    @Boog-jl3nm 10 месяцев назад +424

    She blamed a baby for spilling her drink.... 😑

    • @dr.robertbennett3452
      @dr.robertbennett3452 10 месяцев назад +3

      😶😶😶

    • @greenlee7smythe
      @greenlee7smythe 10 месяцев назад +41

      The baby moved her arm and pushed the drink. She already didn’t have a good grip. She didn’t “blame” her. She was just like “u couldn’t be still for 5 more seconds for me to enter the house and set it down?” Type of thing. If she had blamed the baby she would have said “this is all ur fault!” She was just like “really? U just HAD to move?” Sometimes babies have the wiggles. It’s not anger just frustration. I get trying to carry a baby and food and groceries and everything else at the same time. She seemed to live in an apartment and couldn’t leave the baby to go back downstairs to get everything else. Sometimes it’s just no one’s fault. U just get frustrated. That was tame to what I’ve seen.

    • @numbereightyseven
      @numbereightyseven 10 месяцев назад +56

      So you're still blaming the baby for wiggling. If an adult gets annoyed at a baby wiggling, then they shouldn't be left alone around babies.

    • @joevictor53
      @joevictor53 10 месяцев назад +39

      @@greenlee7smythe That's still blaming the baby. You don't have to say the exact "this is all ur fault" to blame the baby. She should've put the drink down to open the door. Sometimes it is no one's fault. This is not one of those times. It was the mother's fault

    • @greenlee7smythe
      @greenlee7smythe 10 месяцев назад +9

      @@joevictor53 “joevictor” doesn’t sound to me like someone who’s a mother. Or a parent. When u become one. Then we can talk. We can’t all be perfect like you.

  • @laughcave888
    @laughcave888 10 месяцев назад +206

    2:09 This accident is unbelievable! Hope no one is seriously injured 😱

    • @laughcave888
      @laughcave888 10 месяцев назад +1

      Every fall is like something out of a movie, but it's real 😳

    • @mikecheesee
      @mikecheesee 10 месяцев назад

      The falls look really painful! Sorry but it's also really funny 🤣

    • @TheCuriousNoob
      @TheCuriousNoob 10 месяцев назад

      Definitely serious injuries.

    • @kimberlyfoster7148
      @kimberlyfoster7148 10 месяцев назад

      I was playing Sims on my phone and it looked like something that would happen on my game lol I had to watch it 4 times to see what was happening.

    • @cjanderic6181
      @cjanderic6181 10 месяцев назад

      They probably broke their asses 💀

  • @AhDollar
    @AhDollar 10 месяцев назад +113

    first video in, and we're already strayed from the "no one was hurt" path

  • @stephennugent9958
    @stephennugent9958 10 месяцев назад +56

    4:32 Carrying a drink & a baby what could go wrong? What a dope.

    • @greenlee7smythe
      @greenlee7smythe 10 месяцев назад +2

      She may not have had a choice. Better to try and carry everything than take ur baby upstairs to the apartment alone then come back down to get things and while doing so, the baby really hurts themselves or leaving a baby unsupervised for any reason is considered child endangerment. She may be a single mother. You don’t know. Not one single person on earth is perfect. We ALL make errors in judgment. I’m sure someone has said something just as sarcastic and judgmental about you for a mistake you made.

    • @walmars3curity
      @walmars3curity 5 месяцев назад

      Drinking the baby

  • @leopoldatlas8329
    @leopoldatlas8329 10 месяцев назад +13

    4:32 as if the baby had ANYTHING to do with that spill lmao just carrying too much at once I'd say

    • @Tom-ok2rh
      @Tom-ok2rh 10 месяцев назад +1

      If you watch carefully you will see the baby’s elbow pops out and dislodges the drink..the funny part was the girl yelling “the baby is wet”😂😂😂

    • @peterwhitey4992
      @peterwhitey4992 10 месяцев назад +6

      @@Tom-ok2rh - Babies move. It's 100% the moms fault.

    • @Tom-ok2rh
      @Tom-ok2rh 10 месяцев назад

      @@peterwhitey4992 I agree with you on that. Mommy was probably at her wits end and that was the last straw..poor baby was probably confused why mommy was hollering at him

  • @Itsfalcon9
    @Itsfalcon9 10 месяцев назад +68

    Why no one wanna talk about out that bat one tho . That was wild 😂😂 did not expect that

    • @davidspooner4582
      @davidspooner4582 10 месяцев назад +4

      Yeah i nearly choked on my sandwhich

    • @GreatSmokyMountains0
      @GreatSmokyMountains0 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@davidspooner4582 HAHAHA 🤣

    • @JamesHartnell
      @JamesHartnell 10 месяцев назад +6

      Awesome, 'from the depths of hell' scream too.

    • @SheilaR.08
      @SheilaR.08 10 месяцев назад +1

      Love them! That one was in need of wildlife rescue.

    • @oberstoftogen9144
      @oberstoftogen9144 10 месяцев назад +4

      200% rational response.

  • @j897xce
    @j897xce 10 месяцев назад +11

    0:38 love the coworker looking out for homie more than the price of that glass

    • @boggy7665
      @boggy7665 10 месяцев назад +2

      The guy carrying the glass had ONE JOB at that moment

    • @donnagrzunov7075
      @donnagrzunov7075 9 месяцев назад

      Was just coming to say that, glad people still care more about people than things

    • @someonessidechannel1485
      @someonessidechannel1485 7 месяцев назад

      pretty sure his knee outright buckled under him on that step, which is why he stumbled and dropped the glass. ouch

    • @cindydott452
      @cindydott452 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@someonessidechannel1485The guy said "Your knee" right before the video cut. I think he needed the hospital.

  • @ButteredToast32
    @ButteredToast32 10 месяцев назад +71

    3:40 I think it’s safe to assume that truck doesn’t belong to the cameraman

    • @stevorules1820
      @stevorules1820 10 месяцев назад

      The entire world to park and they park under a tree they're cutting down. They deserve to learn from their stupidity.

    • @WontSeeReplies
      @WontSeeReplies 10 месяцев назад

      Nor anyone with brain cells.

  • @umbrellacorp.
    @umbrellacorp. 6 месяцев назад +3

    5:36 Puss got more terrified of her screaming. 🐈‍⬛🦇😂👍💯

  • @joevictor53
    @joevictor53 10 месяцев назад +9

    4:32 Yeah seriously? You held the drink next to a baby and you're shocked that the most predictable thing happened?

  • @TechWizMaster
    @TechWizMaster 10 месяцев назад +17

    5:38 the spook of a lifetime... 🤣

    • @adventurecreed4662
      @adventurecreed4662 10 месяцев назад +1

      What was it?

    • @karakreativevlog
      @karakreativevlog 10 месяцев назад +5

      It was a tiny bat

    • @TechWizMaster
      @TechWizMaster 10 месяцев назад

      @@adventurecreed4662 The angriest scariest most evil little bat you've ever seen

  • @EricDelisle-SoLongReplyAlerts
    @EricDelisle-SoLongReplyAlerts 10 месяцев назад +43

    Just a reminder: if you tether your dog to an object that isn't *FIXED IN PLACE* then you are, in fact, pretty simple

    • @mommy2libras
      @mommy2libras 10 месяцев назад +3

      I once tied up my dog to a small wrought iron railing that was bolted into the concrete that was my doorstep. She saw another dog and took off, dragging the railing behind her. It wasn't loose or rusted or anything.

    • @mal74
      @mal74 10 месяцев назад +1

      My brother use to tie his dog up to the wooden porch rail, it eventually tore it off.

  • @TobyMax853
    @TobyMax853 10 месяцев назад +23

    2:04 I felt that in my ankle 😵‍💫

  • @drbichat5229
    @drbichat5229 10 месяцев назад +9

    4:37 mother of the year award. “Seriously “ trying to blame the baby for her idiocy

  • @VLively11
    @VLively11 10 месяцев назад +51

    4:32 do not blame someone else for your own poor choices. You could’ve just left the drink for after you weren’t caring a child and hole bunch of other stuff. So yes seriously, that poor baby was blameless.

    • @peterwhitey4992
      @peterwhitey4992 10 месяцев назад +13

      Totally her own fault. You can't expect a baby to not move.

    • @MichaelLoringhoven
      @MichaelLoringhoven 10 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@peterwhitey4992THIS!

    • @vomm
      @vomm 10 месяцев назад +3

      Yeah, because you're always 100% completely rational and emotionless, never overreacting or getting things wrong in everyday situations. But you're quick to point fingers and judge others from a high horse, 'cause that's so much better and more likeable.

    • @VLively11
      @VLively11 10 месяцев назад

      @@vomm Never said that, but okay. Only the last sentence had any actual “tone” towards the women.

    • @celanimusic
      @celanimusic 10 месяцев назад +2

      wtf? @@vomm

  • @AmunrA1991
    @AmunrA1991 10 месяцев назад +8

    6:35 Prime example of why working breed dogs (Border Collies, Australian Cattle Dogs, German Shepherds and Golden Retrievers) need plenty of exercise and stimulation.

  • @Mio248
    @Mio248 10 месяцев назад +7

    Says "Shut up" to the barking dog and the staircase just disintegrates from under him. That had me laughing.
    Maybe the dog was trying to warn 'em.

    • @hazy33
      @hazy33 10 месяцев назад

      Yup, fat Americans never seem to realise their fatness is going to make them fall over/break things.

  • @superjboy16
    @superjboy16 10 месяцев назад +31

    5:41 Lmao what the hell did she see anyway even getting the light on it, I still can't figure it out lol her reaction is hilarious

    • @ianmchann3054
      @ianmchann3054 10 месяцев назад

      I can't tell either

    • @FL910
      @FL910 10 месяцев назад +32

      a bat

    • @nirfilus
      @nirfilus 10 месяцев назад +2

      It’s D'Artagnan I’m telling you

    • @ButteredToast32
      @ButteredToast32 10 месяцев назад +11

      Manbearpig

    • @vanityk7068
      @vanityk7068 10 месяцев назад +8

      It was a bat

  • @A.R.C.77
    @A.R.C.77 10 месяцев назад +33

    Its a baby lady fking relax, look how terrified it is of you

  • @citytrees1752
    @citytrees1752 10 месяцев назад +35

    That lady at 4:32 trying to blame her baby for what happened is beyond mean! That poor baby.

    • @greenlee7smythe
      @greenlee7smythe 10 месяцев назад +8

      The baby did move her arm and knocked it out of her hand. I don’t think she “blamed” the baby I think it was just a “seriously u couldn’t hold still for 5 more seconds? U just HAD to move?” Type of frustration.

    • @joevictor53
      @joevictor53 10 месяцев назад +8

      @@greenlee7smythe It's a baby. They move around. You're the fully grown adult that decided to balance a drink like that instead of putting it down for a second

    • @saraparker184
      @saraparker184 10 месяцев назад +4

      narcissistic mother: blames others for her mistakes.

    • @WaitWhatsMyName
      @WaitWhatsMyName 10 месяцев назад

      😢 you gonna cry?

    • @kristenrockwell6637
      @kristenrockwell6637 10 месяцев назад

      Kind of like blaming the dog when you fart. It's funny, they don't care, and they won't remember it.

  • @caltoonfangirl7109
    @caltoonfangirl7109 4 месяца назад +1

    0:45 I just love how that one delivery guy didn’t blame his partner for the glass breaking. He asked his partner if he was okay.

  • @MightyManotaur22
    @MightyManotaur22 10 месяцев назад +6

    the visceral scream when that lady discovered the bat was straight out of a horror movie

  • @jackahorey2354
    @jackahorey2354 10 месяцев назад +5

    4:32 I genuinely can't stand people like that, particularly parents, who blame the blameless for the resultant mess from their own stupidity. As if the baby has any chuffing grasp of the physics of the situation. I should probably get out more, as I'm very aware that this shouldn't make me as annoyed as it does.

  • @jadynland6463
    @jadynland6463 10 месяцев назад +9

    0:07 that guy is actually my boss. He was a trooper tho bled through a whole roll of paper towels and a t shirt, got a concussion, and we’re pretty sure broke his nose but refused to go to the hospital. Still came to work the next day and now laughs about it with us and the customers

  • @feynthefallen
    @feynthefallen 10 месяцев назад +24

    1:27 is a diesel runaway. Pro tip: If your diesel won't shut off or starts to rev up without throttle, it's burning oil instead of diesel. The only way to shut it off is to starve it of air. Stuff your shirt, hoodie or really anything you have at hand down the air intake. It might wreck your turbo, but it has a chance of saving your engine.

    • @Lugnut64052
      @Lugnut64052 10 месяцев назад

      Exactly.

    • @Dutch3DMaster
      @Dutch3DMaster 10 месяцев назад +5

      In manual shifted cars you can also throw it in the highest gear possible if you can and violently release the clutch while pressing down on the brake, which can cause the engine to suffer such a momentous amount of drag in a fraction of a second it can't sustain the ignition.

    • @k1ng5urfer
      @k1ng5urfer 10 месяцев назад +5

      It's not always oil, though in this case it more likey was. Oil is pretty common in turbocharger failures, but injection pump failures is pretty common too where it just feeds way to much fuel into the cylinders that also causes runaway. But yeah cut off the air supply or drop the clutch in the highest gear full brake and listen to your transmission die. Otherwise the engine will run itself into pieces no other alternative.

    • @feynthefallen
      @feynthefallen 10 месяцев назад +4

      @@k1ng5urfer It's pretty easy to tell whether it's oil or fuel. If the smoke is white, it's most likely oil, if the smoke is black, it's probably fuel overfeed.

    • @SupramanTRD
      @SupramanTRD 10 месяцев назад +4

      An even better option is to get a positive air shutoff valve. As to why these weren't required by law I have no idea. Definitely a safety issue.

  • @clavd8932
    @clavd8932 10 месяцев назад +73

    6:14 I don't believe they're aware of the immediate danger they're in. Hopefully they're ok. This usually happens before you're hit by lightning

    • @the3sounds
      @the3sounds 10 месяцев назад +7

      Out of intertest, what would a person do to avoid that in a barren landscape? Lay down? (Genuine question)

    • @Seelenschmiede
      @Seelenschmiede 10 месяцев назад +9

      Exactly that. Lay down in a ditch. You don't want to be the highest point in the field

    • @mezafo2544
      @mezafo2544 10 месяцев назад +18

      @@the3soundsIf you cannot get inside, then get to the lowest point possible and crouch as low as possible on the balls of your feet with your head down. Do NOT lay down. You want to limit your points of contact with the ground.

    • @shishinonaito
      @shishinonaito 10 месяцев назад +9

      ​@@mezafo2544why? Stand up as high as you can and get your super hero powers

    • @vomm
      @vomm 10 месяцев назад +8

      Just because everyone writes it a thousand times in the comments doesn't make it any less of an urban legend for smarty-pants. This phenomenon happens all the time and is totally harmless. In mountain regions, deserts, on beaches, etc., the air gets statically charged without ever leading to lightning strikes. And almost all lightning strikes happen without any warning and without the air getting statically charged, at least not for minutes.

  • @laurahess3417
    @laurahess3417 10 месяцев назад +3

    That horse has definitely done that before!

  • @IRatchetI
    @IRatchetI 10 месяцев назад +93

    5:13 Dad of the year right there. He's lucky the kid didn't drop it on his own foot or his brothers. Because if dad's foot wasn't broken from that, a kid's surly would be.

    • @sgt.tackleberry8752
      @sgt.tackleberry8752 10 месяцев назад +10

      The baby's is just so happy to be mimicking daddy. And then....*THUD*

    • @kineticdeath
      @kineticdeath 10 месяцев назад +20

      definately got the best laugh from me. What did he think would happen letting a kid of that age play with a weight?

    • @scc6454
      @scc6454 10 месяцев назад +26

      Never work out with a baby! They also make terrible spotters!

    • @oldageisdumb
      @oldageisdumb 10 месяцев назад +10

      Not to mention his language

    • @dr.robertbennett3452
      @dr.robertbennett3452 10 месяцев назад +11

      That's what you get wearing open toed shoes!

  • @Tony78432
    @Tony78432 10 месяцев назад +5

    What is that? A frog 🐸 or a bat 🦇 at 05:41 😂
    EDIT: Its a bat lol 😂

  • @LauraWilson19952014
    @LauraWilson19952014 10 месяцев назад +3

    0:50 The horse spinning around, making him fall killed me 🤣🤣🤣

    • @vomm
      @vomm 10 месяцев назад

      That's why you should not drive a horse, they don't like it

  • @PawsumGaming
    @PawsumGaming 10 месяцев назад +12

    Buddy in the white truck thought he could out truck the semi....

    • @KingJRZJ
      @KingJRZJ 10 месяцев назад

      you'd be surprised how often that happens

  • @yuli.gg.o
    @yuli.gg.o 10 месяцев назад +15

    the mother that got annoyed at her baby for the soda when it wasnt even its fault 🤡

  • @krenwregget7667
    @krenwregget7667 10 месяцев назад +2

    5:35 that scream was legit!!

  • @yostugotz5619
    @yostugotz5619 10 месяцев назад +27

    Loved how nobody helped the chick dropping the table outside 😂

    • @ernstoud
      @ernstoud 10 месяцев назад +6

      Because China.

    • @jedi36mindtricks
      @jedi36mindtricks 10 месяцев назад +10

      Because now days you'll be told your sexist or a bigot for helping a lady!

    • @stacypowell5143
      @stacypowell5143 10 месяцев назад

      oh no you won't. quit acting like a victim. @@jedi36mindtricks

    • @scc6454
      @scc6454 10 месяцев назад

      No you won't, good grief
      @@jedi36mindtricks

    • @shishinonaito
      @shishinonaito 10 месяцев назад +9

      Usually, nobody helps anybody in these videos. It's awful behaviour.

  • @niclastname
    @niclastname 10 месяцев назад +5

    5:10 Hey let's let my toddlers play with dumbbells. How could that possibly be a bad idea...?

  • @BenCDawson
    @BenCDawson 10 месяцев назад +2

    5:14 That's a broken toe, ouchie

  • @TheCrazeturk
    @TheCrazeturk 10 месяцев назад +2

    6:32 She gave him that Samuel L. Jackson stare

  • @BradiKal61
    @BradiKal61 10 месяцев назад +35

    I dont think of a skateboarder or bike trickrider as 'failing '
    when they fall. You HAVE to fall a million times before learning some of those stunts

    • @drewlovelyhell4892
      @drewlovelyhell4892 10 месяцев назад +2

      A skater fails when he steps onto his board without a helmet.

    • @vomm
      @vomm 10 месяцев назад

      @@drewlovelyhell4892 Most everyday situations like slippery steps cause much more harm, people should wear helmets as soon as they're leaving their bed

  • @pandaguan
    @pandaguan 10 месяцев назад +3

    The dog's intrusive thought won.

  • @ADY285
    @ADY285 10 месяцев назад +2

    5:41 Corona was next to the door 😂

  • @mattk2740
    @mattk2740 10 месяцев назад +5

    That make up face on the back of the seat had me rolling!

  • @HallofWisdom
    @HallofWisdom 10 месяцев назад +7

    --- from what I understand, the woman at 6:09 is about to be struck by lightning --- 10NOV23

  • @GaryQuill
    @GaryQuill 10 месяцев назад +6

    6:08 yeah pretty sure they were struck by lightning after that

  • @nirfilus
    @nirfilus 10 месяцев назад +4

    7:16 he’s mad lol

  • @jordanc8499
    @jordanc8499 10 месяцев назад +5

    1:38 hate people like this. Just ruined a kids slide. Who's replacing it? Worse when it's in a public park

  • @GoWokeGoBroke-u8v
    @GoWokeGoBroke-u8v 10 месяцев назад +13

    2:12 is no-one gonna talk about how the dude caught that beer on its way down? greatest catch ever

  • @lobster8009
    @lobster8009 10 месяцев назад +2

    6:08
    Holy moly. Should we tell her? If you are standing out in the open with storm coulds above and your hair starts raising you are seconds away from beeing struck by lightning. Not even kidding. Head for lower ground and squad down immediately.

  • @_VC._
    @_VC._ 10 месяцев назад +1

    The scream at the realisation it were a Bat! 💀

  • @christianrodriguez3531
    @christianrodriguez3531 10 месяцев назад +10

    I swear we are getting dumber and more clumsy as a race each day.

    • @xenoemblem7
      @xenoemblem7 10 месяцев назад +2

      For Americans? Probably. But as a species? Definitely.

    • @grbmajor6645
      @grbmajor6645 10 месяцев назад

      .....and fatter.

    • @Dutch3DMaster
      @Dutch3DMaster 10 месяцев назад

      In all honesty, if we were to note down each day we get through our day because people luckily pay enough attention and put that off to all the days in which we witness something stupid or dangerous, or get involved in it, you'd see we are doing fine.
      The only thing that makes us think we are going downhill is because of all the cameras everywhere that record stuff like this that otherwise would've never entered the lives of other people :D .

  • @jeffmech1
    @jeffmech1 4 месяца назад

    4:35 - I love the way she blames it on the baby.

  • @bigdummy9844
    @bigdummy9844 10 месяцев назад +3

    So the grown adult is holding a baby and a drink, spills said drink and angrily blames the BABY for it...? Great mother material

  • @nirfilus
    @nirfilus 10 месяцев назад +2

    5:41 I think she found D'Artagnan

  • @arklinmike
    @arklinmike 10 месяцев назад +5

    6:09 Yep I've encountered that when hiking - the ground is charged, and a lightning strike is possible. More than one good reason to be concerned.

  • @jaydeebow6431
    @jaydeebow6431 10 месяцев назад +14

    Thank you FailArmy ,I enjoy a laugh before work.

  • @MZ-bl6wg
    @MZ-bl6wg 10 месяцев назад +6

    1:13 as a single dad of daughters and 1 this little angels age , how hilarious and adorable is she watching him stumble and fall looking around her iPad lol so stinkin cute! My baby would have been over in my face though trying to help me up lol 💜
    4:38 that stare down with momma! 😂

  • @timdejong5017
    @timdejong5017 10 месяцев назад +3

    6:15 you better get away from there

    • @crossfire2045
      @crossfire2045 10 месяцев назад

      Ikr, people are incredibly dumb. If it is raining and your hair starts to stand up, get the fuck down, don't just stand there and laugh because the next people who will be laughing are the people who witness you get zapped by lightning out of pure stupidity.

    • @crossfire2045
      @crossfire2045 10 месяцев назад

      Fact, electricity takes the path of least resistance and air is really resistant, so lightning will strike the tallest object it can.

  • @tarabolger8061
    @tarabolger8061 10 месяцев назад +3

    My god... 2:09 had me teary and I don't know why 🤣

  • @Vurguzzer
    @Vurguzzer 10 месяцев назад +2

    5:40 it's sweet

  • @mimcduffee86
    @mimcduffee86 10 месяцев назад

    That semi driver that can't comprehend zipper merging then didn't want to stop until the pickup caught the barrier.

  • @LOACCTV
    @LOACCTV 10 месяцев назад +4

    Turning fails into comedy gold is no easy feat, but you've nailed it!

  • @RaptorJesus.
    @RaptorJesus. 10 месяцев назад +1

    4:32 carries too much, blames the baby for her mistake.
    gonna be a GREAT parent!

  • @zonzink
    @zonzink 10 месяцев назад +1

    The one with her hair sticking up made me nervous because that means lightning can strike.

  • @hughjass1274
    @hughjass1274 10 месяцев назад +1

    3:08 finally someone says what I would say after a fail: "TA DA!"

  • @thefaithslayer2553
    @thefaithslayer2553 10 месяцев назад

    "Is there a cricket there you're trying to kill. How 'bout we just like...."
    "I'M BATMAN!!!!"
    ** SCREAMS **
    😆😆😆

  • @tcs007
    @tcs007 10 месяцев назад +1

    First guy of the video now gets to purchase the thirt "I was bit by the Dragon"

  • @Chambers_90
    @Chambers_90 10 месяцев назад +1

    The woman trying to stop the dog running with the bench attached - how about you drop your damn phone and actually try to help

  • @nikki.s.r.
    @nikki.s.r. 10 месяцев назад +3

    from 🦗 😊 to 🦇😱
    😂

  • @YZEtc
    @YZEtc 10 месяцев назад

    5:36 Cricket?
    Yes, I'm Count Cricket and I've come to drink your blood!

  • @drewlovelyhell4892
    @drewlovelyhell4892 10 месяцев назад +5

    5:44 Another example of quality American craftsmanship. Do they use polystyrene as a building material there?

    • @Doormanswift
      @Doormanswift 10 месяцев назад +2

      It's called hiring someone without pulling a permit.

    • @oldageisdumb
      @oldageisdumb 10 месяцев назад

      How do you know that’s America? Could be anywhere

    • @richoffence
      @richoffence 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@oldageisdumb​@oldageisdumb He doesn't know it for sure. But come on. It's definitly not Germany. It looks like an suburb in the US. The wooden building blocks, the concrete pavement and the fact that almost every clip is shot on US soil. No offence.

    • @oldageisdumb
      @oldageisdumb 10 месяцев назад

      @@richoffence Fair, but it looks like several other countries, too

  • @RC10GT
    @RC10GT 10 месяцев назад

    3:24 the friend waiting for disaster to strike before he goes in lol.

  • @crossfire2045
    @crossfire2045 10 месяцев назад +28

    Believe me when I tell you, being on a horse when it decides that you are no longer welcomed on their back is one of the scariest things because all you can do is hold on for dear live because the moment you fall off, there is the high risk that you are either getting kicked or stepped on.

    • @ricksanchez3204
      @ricksanchez3204 10 месяцев назад +6

      Have you ever thought about pulling their head down i& to the left? It's still scary but when you do that all they can do is go in circles, now where this guy messed up was.. well.. he didn't really do anything lol happenstance.
      Pull hard to the left and downward, the pressure you put to the left keeps them from doing anything but going in a left-hand circle and then by pulling down that keeps them from being able to buck Kick or pick up a whole lot of speed like the horse in this video did they can still go fast and I can still be scary but you got good position hold on and keep that head down you'll be fine the horse will tire eventually... Promise.

    • @icarusbinns3156
      @icarusbinns3156 10 месяцев назад

      Or bit

    • @crossfire2045
      @crossfire2045 10 месяцев назад +2

      @@ricksanchez3204 as someone who has ridden horses, that isn't as easy as you think. Though this guy didn't even try, he didn't even hold onto the reins at all so he immediately got thrown. Horses are terrifying when they do this because they are much stronger than you are by a long shot and also when they do this they lift up their heads which means the bridal is useless because it isn't going to pull on them even when you pull the reins

    • @crossfire2045
      @crossfire2045 10 месяцев назад

      We used to have a horse that did this constantly and only a few people would actually ride that horse because they would buck constantly

    • @Manishnishad007
      @Manishnishad007 10 месяцев назад

      Nothing works when horses decide to throw you off

  • @Harper839-j9j
    @Harper839-j9j 9 месяцев назад +2

    WHAT ARE YOU DOING,crash,OWWWWW 0:32

  • @TDP-IncredibleMoments-bm6bo
    @TDP-IncredibleMoments-bm6bo 6 месяцев назад

    1:18 best dad ever 🥰

  • @marshmangunnar9150
    @marshmangunnar9150 10 месяцев назад +1

    2:10 why am I so confused

  • @jaec8014
    @jaec8014 10 месяцев назад +4

    I know its serious, but the lady's reaction to the bat is just too funny.

    • @icarusbinns3156
      @icarusbinns3156 10 месяцев назад

      Good thing the cat was too confused to attack the bat!
      And I just love bats

    • @jaec8014
      @jaec8014 10 месяцев назад

      @icarusbinns3156 Yeah, they're cute but deadly. I've never seen one in person before.

    • @icarusbinns3156
      @icarusbinns3156 10 месяцев назад +3

      @@jaec8014 that looked like a common brown in the video. Scared, but not all that dangerous. If the little fluff bites, then that could be a problem. But really, he was only doing the threat yell because he was trapped.
      I once helped present bats during an October educational show. The flying fox decided the afternoon sun was too bright, so she climbed up my chest to shove her head under my shirt collar and go back to sleep. I was not allowed to put her down during her nap. She was holding on too tightly… and oddly, upside-down, for a bat

  • @gdswghdsCjiirwe
    @gdswghdsCjiirwe 10 месяцев назад

    1:35 "Hail Mary, take these balls and crush them so I never have another kid"

  • @gregggoss2210
    @gregggoss2210 10 месяцев назад +5

    Oh my goodness. I about pissed myself with the cat and the bat video. 😂

  • @GDAWG.
    @GDAWG. 10 месяцев назад +1

    “Thats so funny, your hairs sticking up”! ZAP!! 😳

  • @TLFailsMoment
    @TLFailsMoment 10 месяцев назад

    4:40 The experiment paid for itself with a broken car exhaust pipe

  • @the.h.is.silent
    @the.h.is.silent 10 месяцев назад

    Ok. But didn’t the back of that seat look like Notorious BIG 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @jb6712
      @jb6712 24 дня назад

      ??? I dn't get it; what is a "notorious" BIG---'big' is only a generalization of size, and doesn't typically seek notoriety. Is that something meant to be funny (all the silly laughing emoji)?

  • @LESLASLESLAS
    @LESLASLESLAS 10 месяцев назад +1

    Anyone wondering what that “cricket” was, it was a bat🦇

  • @lootwijk
    @lootwijk 10 месяцев назад

    The smallest disasters in life
    Can hurt so much more

  • @filipdimitrov1630
    @filipdimitrov1630 10 месяцев назад

    “The cricket at home” 🤣

  • @DGRC27
    @DGRC27 10 месяцев назад

    3:18 you know it makes that beeping noise so that doesn't happen right? lol 😂

  • @OkorochaPrecious
    @OkorochaPrecious 10 месяцев назад

    5:42 The cat was calm the whole time unlike the lady that went crazy 😂

    • @rocket1380
      @rocket1380 10 месяцев назад

      Wtf was that though

  • @chucktowne
    @chucktowne 10 месяцев назад +1

    4:32 Does Karen want to speak to that baby's manager?

  • @UhOHNotAgain.
    @UhOHNotAgain. 10 месяцев назад +1

    4:36 average single mom blaming the kids

  • @Apexium
    @Apexium 10 месяцев назад +2

    1:26 that's diesel engine runaway, when it is basicly burning out engine oil. If ever in that situation, best way to stop engine is to block air intake.

    • @ikonix360
      @ikonix360 4 дня назад

      Shame that isn't required knowledge for those operating a diesel engine.

  • @ButterflyMatt
    @ButterflyMatt 10 месяцев назад +1

    Cow fails. We’ve finally gotten to gold.

  • @LauraWilson19952014
    @LauraWilson19952014 10 месяцев назад

    2:06 is me when I'm walking and my shoe decides to bend suddenly

  • @FFXI_Addict
    @FFXI_Addict 10 месяцев назад +1

    People always like "iT's nOt FuNnY pEoPlE aRe GeTtInG hUrT." Dude, most of us think it's funny because we've been hurt in similar fashion. Some of y'all are Beverly Hills Princesses who've never touched mud. Go outside and do something.

    • @jahenrie86
      @jahenrie86 10 месяцев назад

      Schadenfreude we love it.

  • @xMisterAx
    @xMisterAx 10 месяцев назад

    I don't know why i watch these anymore. They're just making me angry at gravity.

  • @johnrutherford9454
    @johnrutherford9454 10 месяцев назад

    That's embarrassing for the skydiver, only two points

  • @Beeks81
    @Beeks81 10 месяцев назад +1

    That girl with her hair standing up is standing in an imminent lightning strike zone. I'll bet it got loud there real fast.

  • @Mohawkris_8
    @Mohawkris_8 10 месяцев назад

    The GMC AutoZone grill Says it all!!! Tree will fall!

  • @anonymous-sus406
    @anonymous-sus406 10 месяцев назад +1

    06:38 right into the soup doggo goes

  • @DavidDavid-ip1xf
    @DavidDavid-ip1xf 9 месяцев назад

    So satisfying seeing the very first clip