ASMR Lady Sith Turns You to the Dark Side (hand movements, fabric sounds, soft spoken)

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  • Опубликовано: 5 окт 2024
  • Imagine... you are a jedi apprentice struggling to meet the lofty demands of your patronizing jedi masters. You were given little details on your next mission to help a senator gain power, and after all the corruption you've seen in the republic already... you are fed up. On your way out of the senate building on Coruscant, you are approached by a mysterious individual...
    In this role play I include many many quotes that I enjoy ( and hey, it went with the story!)
    Woot! I had fun with this one :) ENJOY!

Комментарии • 822

  • @relentlesslyoptimistic
    @relentlesslyoptimistic 5 лет назад +1820

    Sith Lord: "join the Darksi...."
    Me: "done"

    • @rubyanims2759
      @rubyanims2759 5 лет назад +12

      Lol

    • @hiddio
      @hiddio 5 лет назад +22

      I would’ve killed her in pure rage... So I would’ve done what she wanted, as in joining the dark side

    • @comrade-princesscelestia4907
      @comrade-princesscelestia4907 4 года назад +47

      Dark side: *exists
      Me: I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK

    • @a6m576
      @a6m576 4 года назад +2

      caped baldy they’re evil tho

    • @__SaaR__Official
      @__SaaR__Official 4 года назад +2

      Honestly

  • @northernmask6096
    @northernmask6096 5 лет назад +752

    Amy: "I sense great POWAAaaa"
    Me: "Of the unlimited variety?"

    • @ordinaryaverageguy76
      @ordinaryaverageguy76 5 лет назад +13

      No, it's only 220 singlephase, 30amps tops.

    • @themusicalmouse2999
      @themusicalmouse2999 5 лет назад +10

      No but ITS OVER 9000

    • @ArtoriasKnightoftheAbyss
      @ArtoriasKnightoftheAbyss 5 лет назад +5

      That reminds me a bit of the Video from Zanny when he screams POOOWWAAAA like the absolute MAD man He is

    • @KeeanTrinity
      @KeeanTrinity 4 года назад +1

      @@ArtoriasKnightoftheAbyss which video

    • @MochaDoka
      @MochaDoka 4 года назад +5

      UNLIMITED! POWAAAAAAAA!!!

  • @babyjiren9676
    @babyjiren9676 5 лет назад +631

    Me: Have you heard the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?
    Her: Yes, I'm a Sith L-
    Me: I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend.
    Her: I know, I just sai-
    Me: Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side, he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying.
    Her: Shocks me to death.
    Me: Ironic.

    • @_._nox_._
      @_._nox_._ 4 года назад +8

      Darth Plagueis is like giorno he creates life

    • @Chriscraft-ug3sz
      @Chriscraft-ug3sz 4 года назад +4

      @@_._nox_._ Not funny didn’t laugh

  • @aidanyoshida1840
    @aidanyoshida1840 5 лет назад +1558

    Amy: “We can rule the galaxy together.”
    Me: “Dope, I’m gonna be a sith.”
    *Suddenly remembers the Rule of Two*
    Me: “Oh no...”

    • @lokilaufeyson7149
      @lokilaufeyson7149 5 лет назад +90

      I be like fuck dat rule of 2 shit

    • @martintroncoso1571
      @martintroncoso1571 5 лет назад +75

      @@lokilaufeyson7149 darth krayt be like

    • @mileonaslionclaw2525
      @mileonaslionclaw2525 5 лет назад +37

      Aidan Yoshida You know you can just tell darth bane to stick it right?

    • @ragingsithmaster
      @ragingsithmaster 5 лет назад +52

      Bane hated sharing the dark side's power among dozens of would-be but impotent Lords. He let them destroy themselves.
      "One to embody the power. The other to crave it."

    • @mileonaslionclaw2525
      @mileonaslionclaw2525 5 лет назад +19

      Darth Cr0sis bane can go fuck himself, the greedy bastard

  • @gazelle_diamond9768
    @gazelle_diamond9768 5 лет назад +445

    Her: Darth Plagueis
    Me: Ah shit, here we go again

    • @neganexus5551
      @neganexus5551 4 года назад +13

      Fortunate son intensities

    • @sn0wyc0sm0
      @sn0wyc0sm0 4 года назад +4

      It's funnier if you say it with her

    • @dgsocool7835
      @dgsocool7835 3 года назад +1

      Worst place in the world

  • @WeedisMedicin
    @WeedisMedicin 5 лет назад +823

    -cuts a sandwich into triangles-
    Amy:I sense potential in you.

    • @ecrradio7620
      @ecrradio7620 4 года назад +24

      *hol' up who ain't cuttin into triangles*

    • @Zajin13
      @Zajin13 4 года назад +6

      East Coast Remixes normal people who don’t care what their sandwich looks like until it ends up in their stomach?

    • @kash45
      @kash45 4 года назад +12

      Sitting I am because stand you niggas I cannot- Yoda

    • @Cadaverous0711
      @Cadaverous0711 4 года назад +2

      @@Zajin13 Then why cut it at all? Sorry to be the one to break it to you but normal people either cut it in triangles or don't cut it at all or just cut the crust off.

    • @Ghosty_B0o
      @Ghosty_B0o 3 года назад

      Lol

  • @rockwart8243
    @rockwart8243 4 года назад +490

    She didn't said "Ironic"
    Me: "Impossible, perhaps the archives are incomplete"

    • @FreakingSpies
      @FreakingSpies 4 года назад +31

      Lost a word she has. How embarrassing this is.

    • @speedonero
      @speedonero 4 года назад +24

      A surprise to be sure, but not a welcome one.

    • @CCgivemeawedgy
      @CCgivemeawedgy 3 года назад +8

      What about the jedi attack on Korriban?

    • @RuinedRevenger01
      @RuinedRevenger01 3 года назад

      @@speedonero sssssssnlkiioiiiiiiii uiiiiiu

    • @greywolf2362
      @greywolf2362 3 года назад +2

      If it is not in our records it does not exist.

  • @Mjolnir007
    @Mjolnir007 5 лет назад +550

    "The dark side of the force is a pathway to tingles many consider unnatural". - "Is it possible to get these tingles?" - "Not from a jedi.."
    "Well then - Peace is a lie, there are only ASMR. Through ASMR I get tingles, through tingles I fall asleep, through sleep my dreams begin, my dreams shall free me." - "Gooood GOOOD, you shall henceforth be known as..Darth Tingles..rise.."

    • @harbinger100
      @harbinger100 5 лет назад +26

      "Impressive, Most Impressive..."

    • @Mr.Kurly1379
      @Mr.Kurly1379 4 года назад +3

      @Belloジ Name one normal constant thing that all people have.

    • @Mr.Kurly1379
      @Mr.Kurly1379 4 года назад +2

      @Belloジ Nope sorry because there are too many variables and reactions to the same variety of drugs, good guess though. 😊

    • @Mr.Kurly1379
      @Mr.Kurly1379 4 года назад +3

      @Belloジ I am a kurly, not a fuck, good sir...

    • @Berry_84
      @Berry_84 4 года назад +2

      @@Mr.Kurly1379 everyone is biologically human

  • @Knife_ToMeetYou
    @Knife_ToMeetYou 4 года назад +495

    "Join the dark side"
    No
    *Rolls credits*

    • @retrospective9883
      @retrospective9883 4 года назад +19

      Whiterun Gaurd Guard might get nervous, woman approaches with her lightsaber drawn.

    • @BlueStar4040
      @BlueStar4040 4 года назад +7

      CinemaSins??

    • @baiano976
      @baiano976 4 года назад +2

      Wait i Know you

    • @SuperKarat
      @SuperKarat 4 года назад

      Whiterun Gaurd same

    • @caution-monkey4603
      @caution-monkey4603 4 года назад +1

      Directed by Robert Zimeckis

  • @idrisciar5566
    @idrisciar5566 5 лет назад +229

    I'm so glad I stumbled across this. There's hardly any sith asmr and it's a shame. Everyone wants to do Jedi asmr instead. But what they don't realize is that sith asmr can lead to tingles some might consider..... Unnatural 😂 but seriously thank you for this. I got actual tingles for the first time in months. Please make more! I subscribed so I'll see when you do.

    • @AmyKayASMR
      @AmyKayASMR  5 лет назад +33

      I'm so glad you liked it!

    • @Ghosty_B0o
      @Ghosty_B0o 3 года назад +4

      🤣

    • @kieranmills1548
      @kieranmills1548 3 года назад +7

      There’s a simple reason why there are hardly any sith videos , it’s because they’ve been in hiding for 1000s of years following the rule of 2 ….. you2be

    • @garryxc7
      @garryxc7 2 года назад +1

      @@AmyKayASMR WE NEES PART 3

    • @garryxc7
      @garryxc7 2 года назад

      @@kieranmills1548 but there are so many sith videos today.... so who is the apprentice of whom

  • @MrMTGPsycho
    @MrMTGPsycho 4 года назад +338

    Sith: "Join the dark side"
    Me: *Am literally wearing ancient Sith Armor* "Hmmmmmm"

    • @dar-nakkallig
      @dar-nakkallig 4 года назад +4

      Thank The Moon exactly what I and doing.....

    • @MrMTGPsycho
      @MrMTGPsycho 4 года назад +5

      Ok... so now I am literally the Wrath. Don't question the Wrath!

  • @deplorablepatriot9566
    @deplorablepatriot9566 5 лет назад +455

    Me: So what kind of things can sith do?
    You: Force lightning.
    Me: Sold! Got any cookies by chance?

    • @ZimLikesPastaAnimation
      @ZimLikesPastaAnimation 5 лет назад +10

      No, but you can use a small amount of lightning to cook some cookie dough we have.

    • @gabrielmora5092
      @gabrielmora5092 5 лет назад +3

      69. Perfect

    • @whatdoyoucallablackpriesth5190
      @whatdoyoucallablackpriesth5190 5 лет назад +3

      Fun fact: Theres a light side version of force lightening too

    • @gabrielmora5092
      @gabrielmora5092 5 лет назад +4

      @@whatdoyoucallablackpriesth5190 yeah Is call force judgment. It says that this move is weaker than sith lighting but is so painful that can make you pass out, I read somewhere that's is equally painful as a thousand bees pitching you all over your body

    • @TyrDrum
      @TyrDrum 4 года назад

      Now that's a deep lore reference.

  • @RedMegamanX1
    @RedMegamanX1 4 года назад +146

    Tbh...
    Jedi: "No. I cannot defile the code-"
    Sith Lord: "I feel loneliness in you. Be my-"
    Acolyte: "Do I start with lightning or bleeding crystals?"
    Great video

  • @erosive-gold1
    @erosive-gold1 5 лет назад +464

    Amy:"join the dark side young one"
    Palpatine:"join her"
    Me:"I shouldn't"
    Palpatine:"do it"

  • @neganexus5551
    @neganexus5551 4 года назад +209

    Her: I can sense your anger.
    Me: That's my secret Ms. Sith lady... I'm always angry.

  • @CookieIDK
    @CookieIDK 4 года назад +73

    Me: *drops a pen but catches it mid-air*
    Her: I see potential in you

    • @dorianmelrath6735
      @dorianmelrath6735 4 года назад +4

      LENNY !

    • @barf_3000
      @barf_3000 3 года назад +1

      i did that with a strawberry the other day :)

    • @Ghosty_B0o
      @Ghosty_B0o 3 года назад +2

      Lolll I did that with a bottle of hot sauce a few weeks ago

    • @CookieIDK
      @CookieIDK 3 года назад +1

      @@Ghosty_B0o Lol Sam from supernatural did that in the Groundhog Day ep

    • @Ghosty_B0o
      @Ghosty_B0o 3 года назад +1

      @@CookieIDK lol

  • @durmegilguldur4854
    @durmegilguldur4854 5 лет назад +129

    This is pretty much how my Star Wars RPG character fell to the Dark Side. I loved the times my friends and I had in that game. Excellent video, as always.

    • @andreasx09
      @andreasx09 2 года назад

      and what game would that be?

    • @matearas7787
      @matearas7787 2 года назад

      @@andreasx09 star wars the old republic or swtor tor short

  • @aerocard4831
    @aerocard4831 5 лет назад +60

    I'm actually using this as inspiration for a story part where the Padawan is stuck and imprisoned on an abandoned Sith planet and the spirits of ancient Sith came to them.

  • @brianwix2954
    @brianwix2954 5 лет назад +132

    Peace is a lie there is only Passion through Passion I gain strength through strength I came power through power I gain victory through victory My change are broken the force shall set me free

    • @rhysbuxton4437
      @rhysbuxton4437 5 лет назад +3

      The code I would live by if I had the force

    • @fiishiez
      @fiishiez 5 лет назад +1

      YOOO KOTORRR

    • @Toytoyfit
      @Toytoyfit 5 лет назад +4

      Meh... Gray Jedi's code is better tbh.

    • @rhysbuxton4437
      @rhysbuxton4437 5 лет назад

      @@Toytoyfit what is the code then

    • @Toytoyfit
      @Toytoyfit 5 лет назад +16

      @@rhysbuxton4437 Flowing through all, there is balance
      There is no peace without a passion to create
      There is no passion without peace to guide
      Knowledge fades without the strength to act
      Power blinds without the serenity to see
      There is freedom in life
      There is purpose in death
      The Force is all things and I am the Force

  • @bravevesperia1641
    @bravevesperia1641 5 лет назад +169

    I think you are the only person to actually convince me that the dark side would be worth joining.

    • @lucaslokheimbjerknes1185
      @lucaslokheimbjerknes1185 4 года назад +8

      It is worth it to join the dark side. If you’re high ranking u get a personal star destroyer, lightsabers with cooler designs, badass masks and military power and u get to keep the space magic

    • @StarryInkArt
      @StarryInkArt 4 года назад +4

      If I may ask, what side is better, the dark side or light? I'm trying to get into the series but I dont have time to watch them all.

    • @lordzaack617
      @lordzaack617 4 года назад +6

      Spacezii too much history behind both to answer that get into the series , and not just the films but other lore like the old republic

    • @nelliechan5074
      @nelliechan5074 4 года назад +6

      Spacezii that’s a really long story that depends on your own moral compass i guess, and you have to get into stuff that isn’t in the films and go into the past of the series

    • @StarryInkArt
      @StarryInkArt 4 года назад +3

      @@nelliechan5074 ah alright. Guess I'll have to watch them???

  • @Eeezy3972
    @Eeezy3972 4 года назад +85

    *walkes into the frame*
    Me: wow those eyes
    *Pretty eyes*

    • @allovergamer3484
      @allovergamer3484 4 года назад +4

      I know right. I wonder what contacts she uses to get them to look like that.

    • @pj5403
      @pj5403 4 года назад

      However they aint yellow

    • @Eeezy3972
      @Eeezy3972 4 года назад

      @@pj5403 yes I am aware of that

  • @archmage365
    @archmage365 5 лет назад +161

    Blueberries are blue,
    Roses are red,
    Dark side is true,
    I’m going to bed.

  • @principalofthething9277
    @principalofthething9277 5 лет назад +59

    YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE!

  • @callmekit87
    @callmekit87 5 лет назад +376

    Pt 2!
    Pt 2!
    Pt 2!
    Pt 2!
    Pt 2!
    Pt 2!

  • @darthzayexeet3653
    @darthzayexeet3653 4 года назад +19

    A Jedi: *exists*
    Sith Temple on Korriban: „we don’t do that here!“

  • @TheDemonicBlitz
    @TheDemonicBlitz 5 лет назад +51

    Please please please tell me there's more Star Wars themed RPs on your radar for the future. An opposite to this one as a Jedi would be pretty cool. Or perhaps a rogue Jedi who tries to convince the viewer to turn to the dark side? Just ideas. Anyway, this video is one of my new favourites. Big fan of your work!

    • @AmyKayASMR
      @AmyKayASMR  5 лет назад +13

      Of course! There will be more in the future :)

  • @ignitedmergo
    @ignitedmergo 5 лет назад +154

    You's'a Jar Jar, you's'a Sith Lord, ouhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Mi'sa scareddd

    • @mybackithurts7792
      @mybackithurts7792 5 лет назад +7

      Misa your humble eliminator

    • @AzguardMike
      @AzguardMike 5 лет назад +5

      @@mybackithurts7792 oh moi moi, is demanded by da many gods it dis.

    • @mybackithurts7792
      @mybackithurts7792 5 лет назад +1

      I dont rember this

    • @RemnantofChaos
      @RemnantofChaos 4 года назад +1

      East Coast Remixes Why did this make me laugh so much?

  • @Umbra_Okkotsu
    @Umbra_Okkotsu 4 года назад +40

    Damn she hit me with the Darth Plagueis story, aight I'm in

  • @Well_hello_there_
    @Well_hello_there_ 5 лет назад +29

    My new favorite thing: Malevolent hand movements. Great job on this. Thanks!

  • @Groggyracer
    @Groggyracer 5 лет назад +17

    I feel as though the first step to becoming a Sith is hearing the tragedy of Darth Plagious the wise.

  • @Laverty318
    @Laverty318 5 лет назад +29

    This is making me want to replay Kotor more than I already do. Incredible.

    • @yriafehtivan
      @yriafehtivan 5 лет назад +2

      Makes me want to play Force Unleashed again.

    • @no-relic
      @no-relic 4 года назад

      @@yriafehtivan play fallen order

  • @facethemusic2430
    @facethemusic2430 5 лет назад +229

    You've failed your highness. I'm a jedi, like my father before me.

  • @zakshmo6835
    @zakshmo6835 4 года назад +26

    When someone mentions the the republic
    Me : oh No I’m not brave enough for politics

    • @104cdr
      @104cdr 3 года назад +1

      r/prequelmemes

  • @danielpirela1225
    @danielpirela1225 4 года назад +8

    Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Revan the Uncannon ?
    Is a great story that every Sith knows...but the Master Mouse uncanonise him because he was so powerful that they could not use his power as a tool.
    -ironic, how many Sith wouldn't have abandoned the Disney if Revan was cannon all along.

  • @Chepe-501
    @Chepe-501 4 года назад +15

    Any: Poor...
    Me: *bows down* your bidding is my command, my master

  • @lukemeyer649
    @lukemeyer649 4 года назад +8

    “I sense fear, loneliness, anger, you feel vast aside by your friends”
    Well I wasn’t expecting real life to end up in a fantasy video

    • @specialk5752
      @specialk5752 3 года назад +2

      👑 you dropped this king

  • @ryanLikesRainyDays
    @ryanLikesRainyDays 5 лет назад +27

    Subbed. I think you're my new fav. I really prefer the detailed RPs as opposed to straight-up triggers, and you basically have done your homework and have the entire routine down. You also have a sort of hypnotic quality. I'm really quite pleased to have found your channel. I also appreciate the irony of a video for relaxation telling me to kill my master. Kinda neat. I shall likely be checking out the rest of your uploads.

    • @AmyKayASMR
      @AmyKayASMR  5 лет назад +4

      Thank you!! Im glad you enjoyed it :)

  • @ferjusto
    @ferjusto 4 года назад +137

    If siths were this pretty there wouldn't be no rule of 2...

    • @inthemiddleofsomecalibrations
      @inthemiddleofsomecalibrations Год назад +13

      Ever seen Darth Zannah or Darth Talon?

    • @matearas7787
      @matearas7787 11 месяцев назад +3

      Ever seen lana beniko? They were indeed this pretty in TOR era

    • @EuanFarren
      @EuanFarren 11 месяцев назад +7

      Ever seen jar jar binks?

    • @wlfshadow4255
      @wlfshadow4255 10 месяцев назад +3

      @@EuanFarrenno just no
      (Yes I believe he was a sith) but just no

    • @dottietyre9062
      @dottietyre9062 9 месяцев назад

      While true to an extent the Sith backstab each other so often you can't make an analogy of it

  • @unclewiley1986
    @unclewiley1986 4 года назад +5

    Me:watching my cat walk away after I call her
    Lady Sith: You've been betrayed by your friends

  • @lissanguinan
    @lissanguinan 5 лет назад +18

    Oooh. I used to want to be a Sith Lord as a tween. I had a massive crush on Darth Vader lol. So the choice was logical...

    • @BennyLlama39
      @BennyLlama39 5 лет назад +1

      I *still* want to be a Sith lord and I've got the "using anger to your advantage" thing down. Now if I could just find an actual lightsaber. 😈

  • @nathaniel1113
    @nathaniel1113 5 лет назад +20

    Amazing role play Amy, quotes were perfect for this character and the costume was awesome!

  • @KRASHMAN669
    @KRASHMAN669 5 лет назад +31

    *Unlimited Power!*

  • @Nattottan
    @Nattottan 5 лет назад +30

    Yeea gurl turn me to the Dark Side
    (I love your makeup and contacts in this vid!!)

  • @lucasmarshall726
    @lucasmarshall726 4 года назад +6

    Me: “I think Amy’s a sith lord”
    RUclips: “a Sith Lord?!”

  • @heistenberg7471
    @heistenberg7471 4 года назад +14

    I think I can speak for everyone when I say I'd love a sequel for this.

  • @LucavlogsandgamingOFFICIAL
    @LucavlogsandgamingOFFICIAL 3 года назад +2

    The prequel quotes make me VERY happy

  • @hirukouchiha-dd5rt
    @hirukouchiha-dd5rt 4 года назад +4

    Just realised jedi had to go their entire teenage years without giving into any temptations, so there isnt a single pervy jedi and their all wholesome throughout childhood. Thats actually kinda nice

    • @totired6481
      @totired6481 4 года назад

      hiruko uchiha2987 Jedi doesn’t mean celibate

    • @totired6481
      @totired6481 4 года назад

      hiruko uchiha2987 I think it has to be approved through the council in the cases they do though which never occurs in modern Jedi

  • @J_C_May
    @J_C_May 4 года назад +19

    “I can sense your anger...”
    You ACTUALLY can sense my tiredness and that’s why you’re being quiet
    Also as long as I can have a Purple lightsaber I’m ok with joining

    • @elien7760
      @elien7760 3 года назад

      HAHAHAHAHA I WANT THE PURPLE ONEE

  • @Captain-Axeman
    @Captain-Axeman 5 лет назад +15

    I have been lokking forward to this.
    I want more.

  • @SoapSqueezy
    @SoapSqueezy 4 года назад +11

    Her: *working hard to turn me to the dark*
    Me: Uhuh, alright, just keep talking and I will do whatever you say 🤤💤

  • @maplehugger1857
    @maplehugger1857 4 года назад +3

    Me in the beginning: this isn't _that_ convinci--
    Her: *_have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Plagieus the wise?_*
    Me: sold

  • @Scotland3650
    @Scotland3650 5 лет назад +7

    Your acting in this was amazing. You were born to be a sith :)

  • @Cyb3rDReI
    @Cyb3rDReI 5 лет назад +4

    this is ridiculously good!!! the hand movements were SO tingly, I knew I preferred the sith for a reason! would love to see a sequel with more ☺️💤

  • @jahminajeresano8331
    @jahminajeresano8331 3 года назад +2

    "Join the darkside"
    Me: "Ever heard of the rule of 2?"

  • @peterdanielayala4549
    @peterdanielayala4549 3 года назад +4

    For a Sith she has such soft eyes. Perhaps to lure the naive Jedi?

  • @arthurbo3847
    @arthurbo3847 4 года назад +2

    "A test of loyalty, of commitment."
    "Master Skywalker, there's too many of them, what are we going to do?"

  • @moonieland
    @moonieland 4 года назад +2

    "To pass through the suffering, and achieve-"
    ULTIMATE HAPPINESS!
    "Ultimate power"
    Oh-

  • @Ifa.
    @Ifa. 4 года назад +3

    She : Join the darks...
    Me : YES!

  • @BertFromOhio
    @BertFromOhio 2 месяца назад

    5 years later and this is still one of my favorite ASMR videos

  • @jamescarrello6710
    @jamescarrello6710 4 года назад +4

    Her: You’ll need to make a sacrifice.
    Me: Oh ok. I’ll find an animal or something.
    Her: Kill your master.
    Me: oh... here’s the problem. My master is Yoda. The last time someone tried to kill him, he cut their head off.

  • @raynegruber5368
    @raynegruber5368 5 лет назад +9

    Those contacts are gorgeous!

  • @NightWhispererASMR
    @NightWhispererASMR 5 лет назад +9

    Excited for December! 🔥🔥

  • @rbjr208
    @rbjr208 4 года назад +1

    "Is this the good you believed you'd be doing when you joined the jedi temple?"
    "What, you mean when I was kidnapped as a baby?"

  • @lluviopupuro
    @lluviopupuro 4 года назад +1

    This is great persuasion for a Fallen Jedi. Yes, there is much more to the force than you think.

  • @Skullcaptain27
    @Skullcaptain27 4 года назад +2

    Sith Lord:“You feel cast aside by your friends”
    Me: If only you knew.....

  • @jonathansherrington5932
    @jonathansherrington5932 5 лет назад +20

    You failed I am a Jedi like my Father before me!!! PS love this s video

  • @alanmorris4896
    @alanmorris4896 4 года назад +1

    I started listening to sith meditations. Very useful for exercising our dark side within 👌🖤🎵

  • @Atercor-kx8hs
    @Atercor-kx8hs 4 года назад +5

    4:47
    M I D I C H L O R I A N S
    Oh, trust me, hate is flowing through me.

  • @sheb2000phoenix
    @sheb2000phoenix 5 лет назад +8

    You should totally do another one related to this I love it

  • @Starlord2244
    @Starlord2244 3 года назад +1

    Asmr never works for me. I normally listen to it then turn my phone off and go to sleep. But this is the first one that put me to sleep. Well done 👍✌️

  • @alexblatchford4147
    @alexblatchford4147 5 лет назад +19

    You don’t want to turn me to the darkside! You want to hug me!

    • @afterdarkva7598
      @afterdarkva7598 5 лет назад

      Your Jedi mind tricks will not work on me!

    • @afterdarkva7598
      @afterdarkva7598 5 лет назад

      @@alexblatchford4147 ( smiles wickedly) YOU CAN TRY! ( Ignites my lightsabers)

  • @jonathanjoestar9289
    @jonathanjoestar9289 4 года назад +3

    *Enters room With a Black Core Red Crossguard lightsaber and has a Staggered Ignition*
    I will show you, The Dark Side.

  • @The63stToast
    @The63stToast 5 лет назад +17

    I’ve got a bad feeling about this...

  • @martisendrell9305
    @martisendrell9305 5 лет назад +2

    “Have you ever heard the story of Darth tingles the relaxed? It’s not a story the Jedi would know.”

  • @Ilovemahmochi
    @Ilovemahmochi 3 года назад +2

    My Jedi master: how could you join the dark side
    Me: the Sith lady had a very relaxing voice
    Jedi master: understandable *dies*

  • @tolblackburn7995
    @tolblackburn7995 5 лет назад

    Holy fucking shit!!! This is perfect. You touched on so many angles of the Sith ways and teachings of Masters. Traya and the Exile, Palpatine and Anakin, Vergere and Jacen Solo, his sacrifice to become Dart Caedus, hints of Darth Revan, Freedon Nadd and others. Just anazing. And to end it with the chance to go to Korriban?!? That was genius! As a Star Wars fan, I look forward to walking the path to power with this character. As an asmr fan, this is going to beat the record of how many times I watched Latte's Rescuing You video. Thank you and your husband for truly capturing the allure of turning to the dark side. This is a masterpiece.

  • @psyrtemis1567
    @psyrtemis1567 4 года назад +2

    Feeling like Annakin Skywalker. Randomly killing younglings and then becoming a Sith

  • @chaoticmoron-zl6nv
    @chaoticmoron-zl6nv 3 года назад +3

    Ok so I imagine that you have an argument with one of the council members and when she shows you try to resist but ignoring what she says is impossible

  • @davidsalinas7280
    @davidsalinas7280 5 лет назад +7

    Tempting , Lady Sith, but I now need to go clear my head! We'll meet again; some day! YOU CAN count on that!! 👍😉

  • @johnathanselavador9058
    @johnathanselavador9058 4 года назад +3

    “You’ve made little bonds in your life time”
    Me: oh shit.
    “You have a bond with your Jedi master”
    Me: are you guessing or can you tell?

  • @primejedi5131
    @primejedi5131 5 лет назад +5

    This was an awesome and well done video. Great content!

  • @marklawson7416
    @marklawson7416 4 года назад +13

    Hmm join the with the sith or join child abductors and can't live free anymore, hard choice (sith hands down)

  • @lmao2351
    @lmao2351 4 года назад +3

    Love the quotes from the actual movies.

  • @Ghosty_B0o
    @Ghosty_B0o 3 года назад +1

    Her: poor Jedi
    Me: uh, what you talking about? I'm a full-fledged sith! Take me with you!

  • @principalofthething9277
    @principalofthething9277 5 лет назад +14

    Obi Wan: Sith lords are our specialty 😊

    • @afterdarkva7598
      @afterdarkva7598 5 лет назад

      Five seconds later, WHO DID WE GET HERE? WE ARE SMARTER THAN THIS!

  • @Lytah84
    @Lytah84 4 года назад

    How Sith are created? Failure of their Jedi masters.
    Loving these star wars themed videos.

  • @PhyreI3ird
    @PhyreI3ird 3 года назад +1

    I really think that if more sith took to this soft spoken angle they'd get less resistance. It doesn't take much to convince people of how backwards the jedi are, so the fact they keep losing is really just more a testament to their approach than anything.

  • @rhysbuxton4437
    @rhysbuxton4437 5 лет назад +29

    "They don't understand you" no one fully understands me, not even myself

    • @ZimLikesPastaAnimation
      @ZimLikesPastaAnimation 4 года назад +1

      I don't ever understand my emotions so I can relate to this lol.

    • @collector6457
      @collector6457 4 года назад

      We are the forgotten and broken trying to forgive and heal

    • @azosiv
      @azosiv 4 года назад

      Are you female by any chance?

    • @bryanbarcelo5440
      @bryanbarcelo5440 4 года назад

      you are an agent of chaos

    • @quazaking5209
      @quazaking5209 4 года назад

      Oof

  • @tiredmonk8227
    @tiredmonk8227 5 лет назад +4

    *Sees the title of the video*
    Well I’m in, I can’t resist Sith asmr.

  • @StarryInkArt
    @StarryInkArt 4 года назад +2

    I've never seen Star Wars, but I love the concept, I just dont have the patience to see all the movies. I think I might reconsider ☺

  • @c.c.lilford2916
    @c.c.lilford2916 2 года назад

    3:37, the absolute SNEER on 'suffering'...👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

  • @Spacevvitch666
    @Spacevvitch666 4 года назад +1

    You are so good at this!
    Your make up looks amazing & your acting is incredible.

  • @poetrichardlane5271
    @poetrichardlane5271 4 года назад

    He is always so cheerful

  • @marblin
    @marblin 4 года назад +3

    Darth Vader: I am your father
    Me: *cries happy tears
    I have literally been a sith my entire life

  • @travis3266
    @travis3266 4 года назад +5

    if star wars was real 90 percent of us would be the dark side

  • @alexblatchford4147
    @alexblatchford4147 5 лет назад +11

    No I’ll never join the darkside! I’m a Jedi like my father before me!

  • @fosterjameslove
    @fosterjameslove 4 года назад +2

    You are an ASMR legend!

  • @predator3497
    @predator3497 3 года назад +2

    I pledge myself to your teachings

  • @TacidIacon645
    @TacidIacon645 3 года назад +1

    sith lady: "join the dark side"
    me: is 2021 Mecha Godzilla "I mean sure why not"

  • @tsunderenyaaa6021
    @tsunderenyaaa6021 3 года назад +1

    POV:
    Your Count dooku after finding out your old friend and ex padawan Qui Gon Gin has been slain due to the sith Darth Maul. Tired of the endless beaucracy, corruption and the simple fact that the council no longer helps its own Jedi and have long since stopped following the will of the force you've left the Jedi order, reclaimed your long abandoned heritage and wealth and have started searching the galaxy to find the master of Darth Maul. You finally run into her