INSULTS MATCH vs ALFIE DEYES

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  • Опубликовано: 28 ноя 2024

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  • @Callux
    @Callux  7 лет назад +3107

    Who won this one in your opinion and who do you want on here next?????? :D

  • @TBJZL
    @TBJZL 7 лет назад +6429

    This is one of my favourite videos in a long time!

  • @JDA766
    @JDA766 7 лет назад +4366

    'if i had a pound for every time someone criticised zoes calendar, i still couldnt afford it' im dead XD

    • @alo0o0ba
      @alo0o0ba 7 лет назад

      joshansell1 I don't get it

    • @JDA766
      @JDA766 7 лет назад +44

      her calendar was expensive asf

    • @aaymanafzal2499
      @aaymanafzal2499 7 лет назад +15

      i mean it's technically wrong tbh. it's been criticized much more than 50 times

    • @tomnew6319
      @tomnew6319 7 лет назад +3

      joshansell1 pretty cliche joke format

    • @kylemerson5419
      @kylemerson5419 7 лет назад +1

      joshansell1 😂😂😂😂

  • @dawhiteboi8330
    @dawhiteboi8330 5 лет назад +909

    "How many break up sings does sarah have to make before she gets the hint"
    He got the hint now

    • @fatboyfood910
      @fatboyfood910 4 года назад +1

      How many break up sings does sarah have make before she gets
      He got the hint now

    • @marcus914
      @marcus914 4 года назад

      sings

    • @BigBrainLeeB
      @BigBrainLeeB 2 года назад +1

      820 likes on a typo, how

  • @pollycraig7208
    @pollycraig7208 7 лет назад +642

    I LITERALLY HAD NO FEELINGS TOWARDS ALFIE UNTIL THIS VIDEO AND NOW I THINK HE’S FUCKING CLASS

    • @anshluthra941
      @anshluthra941 7 лет назад +21

      Nah he's a pretentious fuck

    • @okbrightside
      @okbrightside 7 лет назад +1

      What the fuc

    • @Transformwithpuvi
      @Transformwithpuvi 3 года назад +1

      i lowkey feel like hes the type of guy who would hire someone to write those jokes for him

  • @maisiebutler346
    @maisiebutler346 7 лет назад +2760

    MR ADVENT CALENDAR😂😂😂😂

    • @auba_375
      @auba_375 7 лет назад +4

      Emmanuel Hernandez Mate get ready to be attacked by edgy atheists and many more

    • @heamees4822
      @heamees4822 7 лет назад +9

      Emmanuel Hernandez Ain't got time for fictional essays

    • @auba_375
      @auba_375 7 лет назад

      Hea Mees And here's the first

    • @gustaflembre4191
      @gustaflembre4191 7 лет назад

      Hea Mees Ahaha

    • @gustaflembre4191
      @gustaflembre4191 7 лет назад +2

      Your Mum what's the advent calendar thing?

  • @yash9240
    @yash9240 7 лет назад +639

    Do it with joe sugg

  • @mcchickennugget1498
    @mcchickennugget1498 7 лет назад +585

    Reaction cam next time pls lmaooo

  • @ZachJJames-hc1cf
    @ZachJJames-hc1cf 7 лет назад +355

    Honest-to-god one of the best series on RUclips...

  • @ahmedalmusawi5138
    @ahmedalmusawi5138 7 лет назад +1274

    Do one with vik..

    • @joshuacadman7653
      @joshuacadman7653 7 лет назад +26

      Vikk could either fuck the other opponent up or fail by being too nice hahah

    • @stenzk
      @stenzk 7 лет назад +18

      Joshua Cadman have you seen “vikk savage moments or best insults” he once said to Josh “why do i need a joke when youre here” lol he could do so good

    • @simman4407
      @simman4407 7 лет назад +1

      Yeh, that might make callux relevant again

    • @aaymanafzal2499
      @aaymanafzal2499 7 лет назад +12

      vikk is low key the most savage out of the sidemen

  • @sl-ye3ee
    @sl-ye3ee 7 лет назад +172

    I think this is the first insult match that the opponent didn't say a word about your cancer (well, ex-cancer).
    And yet he still beat the shit out of you.

    • @ccf3294
      @ccf3294 3 года назад

      This match had the best roast of all with the tweet - game set match to Alfie

  • @sherryabbasi93
    @sherryabbasi93 7 лет назад +2466

    Could literally watch this on repeat for days 😂😂😂

    • @IHC03
      @IHC03 7 лет назад +1

      Just watched vid with chunkz 😂

    • @h8mxa
      @h8mxa 7 лет назад +1

      RamboFYI
      Hahahahahaha the prank on your channel with chunkz is too funny😂

    • @sherryabbasi93
      @sherryabbasi93 7 лет назад +1

      IHC 03 hahaha cheers boss

    • @sherryabbasi93
      @sherryabbasi93 7 лет назад +1

      Hamza Asif loooooooll bro even I laugh at it hahah

    • @h8mxa
      @h8mxa 7 лет назад +1

      RamboFYI
      Chunkz's laugh is too funny, and when he just shoves that turkey in his mouth😂

  • @nintendolover15
    @nintendolover15 7 лет назад +310

    FKN HELL WHY DOESN’T ALFIE CHANGE HIS STYLE OF RUclips TO THIS HE SEEMS MUCH MORE REAL

  • @harryross4380
    @harryross4380 7 лет назад +1345

    Do it with Steven tries

    • @olliewalton361
      @olliewalton361 7 лет назад +38

      Cal would get destroyed

    • @bermal209
      @bermal209 7 лет назад +6

      That would be sick

    • @kau4u
      @kau4u 7 лет назад

      Ollie Walton honestly right?

    • @joecave5375
      @joecave5375 7 лет назад

      yessss

    • @jonjosharp4863
      @jonjosharp4863 7 лет назад +2

      harry ross yes! Stephen has more flaws than a multi-storey car park

  • @MyNamesChai
    @MyNamesChai 7 лет назад +1564

    can i have a link in the description...

    • @emilyjayne0112
      @emilyjayne0112 7 лет назад +5

      MyNamesChai ur irrelevant

    • @Emily-pr1bo
      @Emily-pr1bo 7 лет назад +1

      MyNamesChai 😂

    • @EditorJoe
      @EditorJoe 7 лет назад +42

      Still relevant enough to be mentioned in this video. You however are absolutely fucking no one.

    • @jayajaswal3112
      @jayajaswal3112 7 лет назад

      Well there's no reason to act in that way.

    • @alicefaye7732
      @alicefaye7732 7 лет назад +1

      Poor chai ahah ahaha

  • @anyaparamor
    @anyaparamor 7 лет назад +582

    When I saw Alfie in the title I thought this was gonna go shit but fuck me that was fire 😂😂

    • @dostap7748
      @dostap7748 7 лет назад +5

      I thought the exact same. Great video tho 😂

    • @anyaparamor
      @anyaparamor 7 лет назад +13

      Hayden Fawcett Alfie is so nice so when i saw him i was like ‘how can he insult anyone’ but damn im shook 😂

    • @Jasmine-dx3zx
      @Jasmine-dx3zx 6 лет назад

      Same😂

    • @liam1165
      @liam1165 6 лет назад

      Anya { SDMN } same

  • @anshluthra941
    @anshluthra941 7 лет назад +324

    After the,
    ''What's it like to share a bed with 2 dogs".....
    "That's what I'd ask Nala" would've been amazing.

  • @danharvey4926
    @danharvey4926 7 лет назад +74

    Next insult match : Callux vs ...
    1. Vikk
    2. Weller
    3. Behz

  • @ImDirtyDan89
    @ImDirtyDan89 7 лет назад +266

    This video was mad 😂

  • @abbysnook_
    @abbysnook_ 7 лет назад +71

    I actually love this Series it's hilarious

  • @TheJimmy14
    @TheJimmy14 7 лет назад +526

    pls set up a reaction cam for the next time!!!

  • @Colt2OO2
    @Colt2OO2 6 лет назад +52

    That 2014 tweet ruined Cal. He had a good comeback though with first saying Alfie wouldn't let Zoe out of the house, essentially calling her a dog, and then asking what it's Iike to share a bed with two dogs. Somewhere, Cal's will to live is smashing itself with Thor's hammer elsewhere in the world.

    • @phntmknight
      @phntmknight 2 года назад

      I didn't understood the joke,

  • @anyaparamor
    @anyaparamor 7 лет назад +193

    Out of everyone to lose to... Alfie well played 👏

  • @bobbi0311
    @bobbi0311 6 лет назад +22

    I died at the one about Zoe’s calendar cost omg 😂😂😂

  • @alexmorris8742
    @alexmorris8742 7 лет назад +1166

    Alfie: "My palms are sweaty"
    Me: "Knees weak, arms are heavy, there's vomit on his sweater already, Mom's spaghetti" 😂😂

  • @twistedrisk
    @twistedrisk 7 лет назад +613

    True Geordie on next pllzzzzz

    • @nickgornall8929
      @nickgornall8929 7 лет назад +6

      OMG the king of the north would be savage

    • @theafterparty7219
      @theafterparty7219 7 лет назад

      Thats a shout

    • @bkc6873
      @bkc6873 7 лет назад

      YESSSS

    • @ruslansheikh4780
      @ruslansheikh4780 7 лет назад +3

      TwistedRisk you thought of true Geordie because you saw Alfie? 😂

    • @twistedrisk
      @twistedrisk 7 лет назад

      RSHK id love to see Alfie and true Geordie in an insults match! That would be like a lion vs a kitten 😂😂

  • @lauriewhittaker
    @lauriewhittaker 7 лет назад +34

    This IS the best series on youtube Ever

  • @ssundell
    @ssundell 7 лет назад +45

    ALFIE WAS GOOD !!! I never would have guessed that.

  • @Ryanwolson12
    @Ryanwolson12 3 года назад +17

    0:33 seconds in, this aged well 🤣😂

  • @傑西卡-p7h
    @傑西卡-p7h 7 лет назад +348

    2+2=4-1=3 quick mafs

    • @maxmelia5227
      @maxmelia5227 7 лет назад +2

      Alchi 123 everyday mans on the block , smoke trees

    • @lepalme987
      @lepalme987 7 лет назад +7

      ffs it is 2+2=4, 4-1=3. you are literally saying that 2+2=3

    • @gustaflembre4191
      @gustaflembre4191 7 лет назад

      Palmsen thought the same thing lol

    • @an0798
      @an0798 7 лет назад +1

      Palmsen 1. It’s a song mate chill out
      2. It’s actually fine either way so chill out

  • @Sisterof72
    @Sisterof72 7 лет назад +81

    simon simon simon simon

  • @deecef
    @deecef 7 лет назад +32

    Callux took the biggest L😂 Alfie got him when he exposed him about the tweet

  • @lawrencej-p
    @lawrencej-p 7 лет назад +23

    Best one yet by far

  • @alinepleijsier9202
    @alinepleijsier9202 7 лет назад +11

    NOWAYYY ALFIE AND CALLUM? Yesss 🔥

  • @random-wv1vg
    @random-wv1vg 7 лет назад +86

    Alfie’s iPhone background is Zoe and always has been, cutest ever

  • @za.d0000
    @za.d0000 7 лет назад +14

    The best one yet!! Alfie definitely won tho😂😂

  • @dogeydogg5096
    @dogeydogg5096 7 лет назад +12

    holy fucking shit, respect Alfie respect

  • @AbbieKerr
    @AbbieKerr 7 лет назад +111

    Do it with Stephan tries

  • @itzmajor5481
    @itzmajor5481 7 лет назад +128

    Cal got destroyed

  • @tobycase2657
    @tobycase2657 7 лет назад +177

    Please do this with Zoe

    • @lauram194
      @lauram194 6 лет назад +11

      Liberty Spencer sorry but anxiety isn’t an excuse it’s not something she just used when she doesn’t want to do something. Anxiety is serious

    • @Mbeepyd
      @Mbeepyd 6 лет назад +1

      It's not really her image haha

  • @jessworld8861
    @jessworld8861 7 лет назад +11

    Please do this with Simon!!!!

  • @ChrisXxGamer
    @ChrisXxGamer 7 лет назад +49

    Video Sponsored By SHREDDRES CEREAL

  • @V2S745
    @V2S745 7 лет назад +22

    Calfreezys trim😂😂

  • @ciarandurham7022
    @ciarandurham7022 7 лет назад +22

    Alfie killed him 😭😭

  • @jessieellis991
    @jessieellis991 7 лет назад +6

    Don't think I've laughed so hard at a RUclips video in ages😂

  • @JemelOneFive
    @JemelOneFive 7 лет назад +25

    LOL this was sick

  • @Morfineend
    @Morfineend 7 лет назад +16

    This was a banger 😂

  • @sara-el404
    @sara-el404 7 лет назад +6

    Alfie stood up for his girl soooo welll 😂

  • @V2S745
    @V2S745 7 лет назад +5

    Yay!! Callux uploaded.

  • @jowakley7209
    @jowakley7209 7 лет назад +4

    Really nice that Alfie laughs at all the jokes about Zoe... so supportive

  • @randomshotz13
    @randomshotz13 7 лет назад +3

    Alfie killed it like I was howling at some of his best insults so far on this series

  • @harrymcfarlane6169
    @harrymcfarlane6169 7 лет назад +4

    Alfie must have got that Gucci jumper with all that money from the advent calendar

  • @juliakonstancja6080
    @juliakonstancja6080 7 лет назад +37

    Alfie won definitely! Sorry Cal, your best insults were at Zoe and Chai not Alfie

  • @anshluthra941
    @anshluthra941 7 лет назад +22

    THE BEST ONE YET 😂😂😂

  • @udonomi8398
    @udonomi8398 7 лет назад +9

    This was fuckin brilliant. Much love lux

  • @maddy3405
    @maddy3405 7 лет назад +19

    Can you do one with Will?? That would be lit

  • @danalmond9286
    @danalmond9286 7 лет назад +59

    What’s more expensive zoes Christmas calendar or Alfie’s Gucci hoodie??

  • @John-uo8kx
    @John-uo8kx 7 лет назад

    By far the best insult video you’ve uploaded. Didn’t think Alfie had it in him to roast someone as good as he did😂😂

  • @tommydaughtery8
    @tommydaughtery8 7 лет назад +11

    this was fuckin quality

    • @arnav9192
      @arnav9192 7 лет назад

      why did god "rose him" on the third day? why not on the second day?

  • @benraffle6405
    @benraffle6405 7 лет назад +6

    We want STEPHEN TRIES!!!!!

  • @tyreloshinowoart
    @tyreloshinowoart 7 лет назад +7

    I didn't think Alfie had it in him. That was one of the best insults match. Guys never get on alfies bad side!!!

  • @mish3236
    @mish3236 6 лет назад

    Please do more of these, they’re fucking class!

  • @michaelgroves4395
    @michaelgroves4395 7 лет назад +28

    There's only one person you can and should do this with next...
    Sarah

  • @MrPaddyman123
    @MrPaddyman123 7 лет назад +2

    Mr Advent Calendar nice and humble wearing Gucci 👌🏼

  • @boreduser1583
    @boreduser1583 7 лет назад +4

    Wow, a video worth watching from Callux....

  • @deborah5279
    @deborah5279 7 лет назад

    First of all...I literally love this series so much...good job Cal. Second a reaction cam would definitely be appreciated. Much love

  • @mudaawi
    @mudaawi 4 года назад +10

    Shit I didn’t think alfie would win this easily😂

  • @jimbob2826
    @jimbob2826 3 года назад +2

    "Whens the baby coming", and now hes a dad. Mad!

  • @thetruth4654
    @thetruth4654 7 лет назад +9

    Do this with Miniminter, TBJZL and Zerkaa

  • @Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrw
    @Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrw 6 лет назад +1

    Callux I have been watching all of these insult videos and you're just so funny with your insults and comebacks 😂😂😂 you're a straight savage. Keep it up bro!

  • @laraibk
    @laraibk 7 лет назад +7

    I loved this 😂😂 definitely think Alfie won, because of that tweet 😭😭😂😂

  • @mollyelzie
    @mollyelzie 6 лет назад

    This is probably the best ep of this series

  • @joelmcneill4663
    @joelmcneill4663 7 лет назад +7

    I love these vids

  • @thefootballlifestylehd2554
    @thefootballlifestylehd2554 7 лет назад +1

    I could say this is one of my favorite videos in a long time but it's the only video he's uploaded in that long time

  • @rosegoldjess
    @rosegoldjess 7 лет назад +38

    Hi upload more often please k bye x

  • @blueshady5570
    @blueshady5570 7 лет назад

    This video deserves way more views than it currently has, hilarious 😂

  • @missAdeleee
    @missAdeleee 7 лет назад +10

    I thought the one with JJ would stand unbeaten, but this really cracked me up😂😂😂😂

  • @cwelsh96a72
    @cwelsh96a72 7 лет назад

    Genuinely the best series on youtube 😂😂😂😂

  • @randomperson6065
    @randomperson6065 7 лет назад +5

    Best one yet

  • @DayWatch
    @DayWatch 7 лет назад +1

    the advent calendar jokes are the best

  • @harrisonglover9908
    @harrisonglover9908 7 лет назад +16

    Do an insult match where its cal vs cal

  • @harrystevens578
    @harrystevens578 7 лет назад

    im actually crying. this is my favourite thing on youtube

  • @youssefmohamad7207
    @youssefmohamad7207 7 лет назад +4

    I never knew Alfie was such a savage

  • @izzy6062
    @izzy6062 7 лет назад

    Love this series!!!! Plz more and even do them again with the same people!!!😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @samk4859
    @samk4859 7 лет назад +18

    Alfie won! Plllzzzzzz do much more of these!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🔥🔥😂

  • @conormadden3513
    @conormadden3513 6 лет назад +2

    Best insults match so far 🔥

  • @yourenotperfect4339
    @yourenotperfect4339 6 лет назад +3

    1:58.. If Alfie Deyes had interrupted at 2:01 with "And now i'm here.." - That would be legendary.

  • @aliasgernabi8711
    @aliasgernabi8711 7 лет назад

    Please keep 'em coming Callux . These are hilarious 👍🏼😂

  • @DammsYT
    @DammsYT 7 лет назад +27

    Do one with Stephen Tries

  • @zoebutti-garnier9756
    @zoebutti-garnier9756 7 лет назад +1

    These insults matches are soooo good

  • @ellabellabae3130
    @ellabellabae3130 3 года назад +3

    “I saw your views are down lately, when’s the baby coming” didn’t age well 😂😂

    • @ymcaseptember6089
      @ymcaseptember6089 3 года назад

      Well it did age well, how's having a baby a bad thing

  • @stevenpattison5843
    @stevenpattison5843 7 лет назад

    Omg I love this series please keep up the good work!

  • @chocolatecake3948
    @chocolatecake3948 7 лет назад +4

    THE ONE ABOUT ZOES CALENDER HAS ME DEAD😹😹💞

  • @samhowkee5237
    @samhowkee5237 7 лет назад

    this series is the best on youtube

  • @jhavidthomas4041
    @jhavidthomas4041 7 лет назад +13

    Get a reaction cam

  • @isalinec4527
    @isalinec4527 7 лет назад +1

    This was the best insult match yet

  • @dominicfage7985
    @dominicfage7985 7 лет назад +13

    callux baby face

  • @DeyaraNZ
    @DeyaraNZ 7 лет назад

    My favourite series on RUclips!

  • @Merjj
    @Merjj 7 лет назад +4

    Add a reaction cam!!

  • @wowitsgracie7476
    @wowitsgracie7476 7 лет назад +1

    I can’t tell u how many times I’ve watched this 😂