Let's Endure "DSP Loses" HD MADNESS (Shitty) Tourney Practice Edition
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- Опубликовано: 13 фев 2016
- I hate ahnline Ken players d00d
Video title is a play on the old DSP video titles
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"this guy is so bad, I can't even hit him", Phil is like that guy from Kung-Pow, "I'm bleeding, wich makes me the victor"
Only not liking this because you're at 69 votes.
Wimp Lo is the greatest lol
He was purposely trained wrong, as a joke.
Mawster I was hoping one day I’D be the chosen one!
IN YOUR DREAMS!
Bleh! (Sigh)
"He induced lag"
Dude, for real? Did he download more RAM?
This video is timeless. I swing back around from time to time just to have a bit of entertainment via DSPs rage and lack of cope.
That''s right younger me!
@@Talking-Monkey still watchin this mug 😎😎
@@casiokid325 Dang right Kid. It will be 10 years since he posted it before we know it. And still 100 times better than anything Phil has ever put on here.
Jokes aside. It is pretty wild seeing Tevin just starting out and realizing how much time has actually passed since this was uploaded.
"lack of cope"
The dude is nothing but cope 😂.
"I tried to do nothing and still got hit" LMAO!!! DSP LOGIC
DSP: A scrub then, and a scrub now.
Hi, 4 years later, a scrub still. LOL
@@helloman8501 Hey, Add one more year lol.
Yep still a scrub
Still is
I love how every game he plays has technical flaws.
And those flaws only effect DSP
@@johnnyzen4282 that sounds like a detractor meme buddy we're going to have to send you to ban world
Yeah, the technical flaw is Dsp.
Technically its true
Is it just me or some of these players purposely let him win the first round and then whoop his ass for two rounds straight to make him look like a scrub?
Lol that's an interesting theory, maybe they know who he was.
+DownForwardPunch "No, that's called cheating, and that's what everyone does online (which is why you shouldn't fucking play online)." :^)
+Edward Armstrong Definitely some people do. There're videos on RUclips of people playing DSP from their perspective doing so.
+Eve Oleson the One w/ bison was great :D
Even to this day, with Street Fighter 30th Anniversary Collection, DSP continues to blame lag for all of his losses.
Even to this day, with Street Fighter 6 having great rollback netcode, DSP continues to blame lag for all of his losses.
And yet after that STREET FIGHTER 4 was his Game of the Year of 2009.
"Well, you know, it's a great freaking game. I can see why a lot of people like it."
-DSP after every playthrough ever
To see Tevin endure the other 7 hours we must donate to his paytreein.
With 10 minute breaks every hour and then the stream is only 6 hours then we have to pay for more khantent :^)
And all you need to donate is one dollar, just one meaningless dollar.
And only two months after you donate, assuming all the payments go through. Otherwise there's no incentive, even though it'll have tons of hype and still be monetized.
His behavior and personality in fighting games, is much worse than a rage quitter. Disrespecting your opponent because you suck ass at the game, is just childish.
"I was standing still and just kept getting hit...I try to do nothing, he does stuff, shitty player."
I keep hoping to hear Phil's mom in the background, trying desperately to get through to him over his whining.
"Phil, sweetie, maybe you should take a break, you're getting really upset over a silly game..."
"But MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM there's nothing I can do, these little kids keep using online only combos!!!"
I hate what a sore winner he is. It's probably worse than when he's just a sore loser.
The fact that DSP just assumes that you have to go easy on him when he uses new character when you didnt know that
Ghad dhamit Telvin, ahnline khambos, Ahnline Phattern Play, buhhehns were pressed!
The problem with DSP is that he is predictable in his moves, he uses the same moves ALL the time no matter what character he plays.
FX: DSP always did uppercut on wakeup, but the upper-cut if blocked leaves you open.
Cute pic ^^
I come back to this once in a while. It’s a classic.
Adorable guinea pigs still being Adorable
"I constantly lose because I can't do basic shit" - Darskfadil
This guy is pitiful lol. If they suck so bad what does that say about his skill? And there's no way he legitimately believes that he only ever loses due to lag or cheating. No one can be that delusional right? Right?....
You underestimate Dsp's delusion superpowers lvl 9999999 ultra reality combo breaker.
Btw, it isn't he only loses due to lag or cheating . His delusion is much worse. There are lag tactics or cheating when he gets HIT. Seriously. He can not even accept him getting hit as legitimate.
His ego is so fragile he can not allow it.
By his own admission wasn't he drinking heavily at this point in his life?
So what would be more likely:
1) The game somehow came to life and decided to change what DSP wanted to do and did random moves instead.
Or
2) He was drunk stacked on top of him being mediocre at best and what we all see is what really happened.
15:02 - DSP fell right into that Zangief's trap and then he goes on to say that the player was horrible. Wow... What a horrible player. DSP I mean.
For God's sake everyone. Do NOT watch his SFV videos. If you do that, he'll get views/money.
Don't support this man-baby.
+MegaPhilX He has an ad-based contract now, doesn't he? So Adblock away! (never watched content on his channel, and I never will btw)
+British Tea But the more views he has, the more chances he has of showing up in search results.
MegaPhilX Ah, right, I forgot. Most of his recent fighting game footage barely gets any views and people who got the game early have been streaming it so the views are going to be even lower for him.
+British Tea Good, I'll never support DSP ever in my life again, and I
was a 'fan' of him during the arly years of like 2010/2012 back with his
John Rambo co-ops but slowly I started to just hate him for his bashing
towards even the easiest games, his strained relationship with Rambo
and most importantly towards his fans.
By the way nice Fortune pic you got there.
+MegaPhilX And he wants to get back into the tournament arena again, that's the hilarious thing.
That was fucking fantastic. Content about DSP is way better than actual DSP content. It's such a unique situation.
How did this dood come 4th in the US? Was he the only one at the tournament?
He came 4th in ST at EVO 2005 behind 3 Japanese players, so he was the top US player. How did he manage this? They used the PS1 port of ST, which none of the other high-level American players had or could practice on. It was also a glitchy mess that was never seen at EVO again. Basically, he fluked out.
TerminatorHIX Also he played Akuma whenever he wasnt a banned charecter
dsp is a human fluke
TerminatorHIX Lol stop trying to deny DSP got that 4th place fair and square. Just because the other players were being bitchy about using a different port doesn't mean shit they should of practiced like Phil did.
Polo Amador How does Tevin's?
One of my favourite Tervin vids. I come to this one quite a lot lol
From DSP's twitter: "SO...filmed the week in preview, it's processing now, then found out SFV is barebones at launch with NO story, arcade, trials, etc. OK..?!"
For someone super stoked about SF5, he sure as fuck doesn't know diddily-dick about what the game is shipping with. Hell, I'm not buying the game and I know it's only got arcade, practice, and online at launch.
"How does Makoto get past Sonic Boom? Answer, she doesn't."
*jumps over move*
I love how he has a camera pointed at his tv screen and you see his hands come into frame from time to time, so professional. It's also amazing how he complains about people using certain moves and combos over and over yet doesn't think twice when he does the exact same thing.
"This guy's so bad I cant even hit him." The level of salt in this video is almost too much, he's like LowTierGod except that he cant play for shit.
The bison thhat double-perfected him basically did what Superman does where he goes easy on his opponenets by letting them hit first to gauge how hard he should hit back.
It’s hilarious seeing this in 2023. Still blames lag, still blames dropped inputs and still hits the joystick with Street Fighter 6.
No lie, I honestly cant wait for him to get SF5. It'll bring back the good old days of "online play" and him getting pissed for getting bodied. This'll be a good week
I'm hoping to run into him online.
Homer sams Yoo once I get the game I'm gonna ghost him if he streams.
+Brogana You shouldn't watch his videos because he'll get views/money out of them. You should wait for someone to make a highlight video.
+MegaPhilX Adblock
***** Bruh, extra butter please
BabyRage MY OPPONENT IS TRYING TO WIN BabyRage
Pattern combos, shoto scrubs picking the original characters, mashing, calling people that destroy him terrible players....wow DSP really was LTG before LTG was LTG
Ah nostalgia, it was really fun to sit back and re-watch some of DSP's old matches.
Wow this is sad. Dsp hasn't changed....he was always this way.
To answer your question, X-23 is a Wolverine clone from the NYX series. She was cloned from Wolverine's genome and was an assassin until she found the X-men and eventually joined X-Force.
x-men is cryptic d00d
+Almighty “Quality Weirdo Khantent” Tevin
Just think they were trying to make wolverine 2, DNA was damaged so they made chick wolverine instead.
I bet DSP even loses against the CPU and still complains.
His excuse is always the A.I reads his inputs
Fun fact, he played Killer Instinct and lost to Jago on normal, so he lowered the difficulty to easy and STILL lost to him.
Someday, they'll discover something like CTE in your brain.
CPE. Chrronic Phil Endurance.
Your brain will reroute itself to think the most childish jokes are funny, and be filled with PandaLee shaped lesions.
You're changing the world, Tevin.
Ah those were the golden days when you could see Phil rage with his controller and hand in front of the camera 😂😂😂
When you herd all the buttons but saying he was blocking lol the classic
this is what happens when a shit player plays games.... DSP expects to win EVERY match and doesn't understand that lag is a thing..but he just sucks! I suck at street fighter, but at least I admit it!
34:45 lol, what is the Ken suppose do? Go easy on every Cody player he comes across? Its not unheard of though, Philbert frequently uses the "I'm learning" excuse.
this was such a good laugh after work dude, subscribed for sure
DOOD the amount of salt Phil gets on SFV is going to be great. He'll be so Salty its gonna look like it Snowed in his Room.
+Dog Face Sadly you may be right about that
When he complains and blames his failures on the fact that he's playing online, does he assume online issues only negatively effect him but positively effect everyone else?
I know the answer but it's insane.
Oh and since I've only ever watched compilations like this, which mostly include his losses, has he ever-- EVER-- admitted to losing legitimately? Or winning legitly, for that matter. He seems to complain just as much when he wins.
Not surprised he doesn't pronounce it, Sah-got.
X-23 was from the "X-Men: Evolution" TV series in the early 2000's. Fans liked her enough that Marvel gave her her own storyline and place in the universe as Wolverine's sorta daughter. I think it was do to her presence in show really really humanizing Wolverine, presenting him with something he'd never had before... a child of his own.
You see, I was ass at SF4 but I understood that I was ass and didn't call the other dude scrub. I just love the aesthetics of Street Fighter.
Same here
The aesthetics in sf are awful. Most of the characters look so stupid.
Also I really liked the last Tekken game I played, but I didn't ever play online because the lag was intolerable. So I didn't play online. Playing online then complaining about it would be so stupid.
Seeing Dsphail talk so much shit during each match and then being able to keep watching as the process of him getting his ass beat is phenomenal.
Dsphail still calls everyone who beats him a scrub , even when they straight up own him. And that helps highlight his salt levels .
my only regret is that there aren't 50 more Dsp loses compilations with tevin commentating to binge on.
Between this video and the deathstroke ass kicking video we all have hours of top notch entertainment.
Yes me from 2 years ago, I agree!
Man Phil keeps losing to all these terrible players. You'd think that a former pro street fighter turbo fighter would be able to beat terrible scruby fighters.
JosephJamesScott Anyone could beat DSP
When the homie Tevin put out khantent for you to watch while you wait for SFV to drop.
Marvel vs. Capcom 3 is a great game! I love buying the ultimate edition and having to buy all the dlc characters still! It's a great game!
This one never gets old
Damn you Tevin, you had me trying to look up this playlist. You and your subtle advertising/brainwashing.
The match at 1:07:00 Dsp shoots 29 fireballs in 73 seconds. If there were no animations, his opponent didn't hit him, movement back and forth, jumping, nothing but factoring Dsp shooting fireballs, that is 1 fireball every 2.5 seconds. Lol!
Factor in all the other stuff and it is more like 1 fireball every other second. AHAHAHHA Omg what in the actual Funk.
Pro game player folks.
He would not have survived DOA those reversals can ruin a mans life...
Last day, this was my fav and that's why I made a DSP Loses 2 playlist.
15:35 - Tevin's Burp Count = 1, KappaRoss
"He won't let me out of the corner, there's nothing I can do." He uses the same tactic. DSP is hilarious.
Definitely thought those steam notifications were for me. Great Khantent d00d
My only DSP wish in life is that any woman that leaves him ends up leaving him for a man named "Juan Der' Wafle "
Haaaa! Come on. Only one like? This comment is pretty darn good.
Don't worry 1 year younger me, I think I it's great!
I swear to God every bitching complaint he's saying is gonna be repeated in SFV
While I skipped over his SF5 videos, I can certainly tell you he's still using the same complaints going off how rages at SF6.
"Online lag tactics" check
"Wouldn't work offline" check
"Mashing" check
"Delay" check
"Top tier privilege" check
"My character can't counter _____" check
"Nothing I could do" check
"Scrub" check
Hell, he's even got some new ones! He actually says of the connection in his SF6 matches are too low in ping, it messes with his flow. Also, he's been trying to block attacks "on reaction", as in only when he sees an attack coming instead of prematurely blocking like anyone with a brain would, which of course goes as well as you'd expect.
So I can tell you without watching any of his '5 videos that YES he does use the same excuses.
Why would he complain that he can't learn to play characters online? Doesn't training mode exist for that reason?
Just here to remind myself of SF4 a couple of days before SF6 so I can compare the netcode and the bully characters!
should be called "Let's waste 2 hours"
Drunk DSP is far more entertaining, he should step up his drinking game and get drunk more often now. Hell, it might calm him down a bit
Holy shit i forgot how much of a scrub dsp was at sf4. I think that comment was right on about how he legit thought he was one of the best US players and it got to him when hed lose. God i cant wait til sf5
I think I know why dsp loves to make Asian jokes, it's all because of one man, TOKIDO.
Super8429 I know right, it just all clicks, the man who beat him at evo.
damn it's been 4 years already
It sure has, younger me. Time is flying .
Hey Version 1 and Version 2 of me! This video is still amazing!
THE BLACK DOOD ENTERS THE RING (kinda) lol.
Know I know why I never really watched none of his fighting game videos that much.
Oh BLACKHAWKxDOWN how I remember you from many years ago, that video killed me.
Also:
Marvel vs Capcom 3 is a great game. I love buying the ultimate version and buying the dlc characters too, it's a great game!
+dragonredux lmao perfect
+TheDyingScotsman My grammar gets bad at night not it's like that in general but at least you know what I mean.
Skip to 1:53:25 for PIGGIE SQUEAAAAKKKKSSS #whaticamefor
does DSP knows that there's a training mode...? I ain't good at SF, but at least I know that...
I think my favorite DSPism is "Explain!"
If "scrubs" keep kicking your ass, WAKE. THE FUCK. UP!
From what i found he did get a 1st place at EVO east in 2007 i don't actually know if its for real but even if it is, it still doesn't make him a current pro as he likes to say or that he doesn't have anything new to learn to improve. all it shows is 2 potential flooks in a sea of tournements as i couldn't find any more about his pro level stuff.
24:30 Is the absolute perfect example of DsPhail when he is winning vs when he is losing.
It is absolutely amazing to watch the transition happen in real time.
x-23 is a clone of Wolverine I think :/
She's one of the few mutants who currently have their powers :3
As a HUGE gen fan, watching that Gen destroy him WAS GLORIOUS because it's clear he has NO fucking clue how to block that shit.
Also Gen is suppose to be that stereotypical grandmaster martial artist with the dark past (He use to be an assassins until he retired )
Will you be making a video about phil's rant about the 'detractors'? I think it's pretty significant to talk about. I don't have time to watch this video now so forgive me if you did bring it up in this video
+Deus35 the pre stream when he talked about the forum post? yep lol
yoooo. funny as hell - I love the commentary. we stayed laughing at the same times. earned a sub homie.
There’s only one way to know if the connection was genuinely bad or not , does DSP still sound like this on rollback netcode games ? Where you can adjust settings to limit who you play against for even better connection. I wanna see him sound like this in 2022 , then I would be in love with the ultimate comedy of this . This has aged well like a fine wine lol . The laughs are unlimited .
Havent you watched his Streetfighter throwbacks?
He's played SF6, a game with rollback netcode, and he STILL complains about input lag, and even that the connection sometimes is too GOOD so it fucks with his input timing or some shit.
WonderWaffles dp is so funny
Zangief took Phil to Suplex City
I'm getting moves I'm not doing. -DSP
DSP is like a 13 year old entitled spoiled boy that never grew up and always had a massive ego
X-23 is from an X-Men cartoon, as opposed to originating in a comic. She was soon integrated into the comics later on.
I'm pretty ass at Street Fighter but I think I'd have a chance against DSP. I doubt I'll run across him in SF5 but if it happens...I like my odds.
_Come on dood!_ POORLY MAAADE
God I wish there were 100 more videos of Dsp just like this. Just video after video of him getting wrecked and making excuses.
Tevin has a very subdued voice.
Tervin ASMR
These matches are so funny because at this point dsp still thought he was pro
So... This is the fighting game Phil is *best* at, right? What a scrublord.
+TheSamuraiGoomba Agreed, I mean you can hear him mashing for goodness sake. As an experienced button masher myself, I know the sound of frantic button mashing in attempt to pull off a move when I hear it.
EDIT:Also his timing sucked in playing this. To block or counter properly, you've gotta time your pressing just right, or block before your opponent attacks. You'd think a "former pro-fighting game player" would know that. Why does he not pay attention to the in game animation, or what his opponent is doing in order to spot openings and take advantage of them? And why the F*ck does he create his opportunities for a punish, super, or throw?! Like---OMFG! Dx
Nah, the game he's "best" at is Street Fighter 2 Super Turbo.
I hope I can play this fool in V. Going to sandbag so hard then just decimate him, lmao.
lol is it weird that I didn't know who morrigan was till umvc3 came out.
I love 31:54. Gets kicked in the face after his ultra gets blocked lol.
Shoutout to the guinea pigs! Big ups!
How are you going to talk shit about someone by calling them "Really Good" when all he did was stand in the back and throw fireballs in the match?
I'm glad this came up in my recommendations because I've never seen it before and it's either funny when he loses or it pisses me off because he's sorry and just complains
dude, I've been watching your channel for a while, but I haven't heard you say where you're from. What accent is that? it's American obviously, but what part of America? I like the way you speak ^^
TyDie85 it’s southern US, I’m pretty sure he’s from Louisiana
29 fireballs in the first round against zangeif at the 1:08:00ish mark. Dsp threw 29!!
29!
Fucking hell what a scrub
That Bipson R. Kelly, though...
Jesus, how'd you sit through 2hrs+ of this garbage?