@@tsunshinegal9102 That's unbelievable. You can type in Chinese characters, which is good for you. I originally thought that Singaporeans, especially the younger generation, only knew English. So nice to meet you here.
@@frankwang4318: hi 👋- Singaporeans are generally bi-lingual. Whether younger or older generation. We can speak Singlish, dialects & other languages too. 🌿Shalom - שלום 😊. Konnichiwa, 잘 지내세요.🙃 have a nice day .
@@tsunshinegal9102 Wonderful. Hope one day you can come to mainland China and see a different world you may get from west medias. I warmly welcome you then.
Chinese guys thought, what's happened in USA todays politics seems yesterday once more, which already acted in a period of China. In later-Ming dynasty, social contradiction can't modify by currupt institutions. Emplor estublish a new institution called XiChang, which means the Empleror's private armed intelligence angency, above the law. Ofcause this agency made up by eunuch to make sure the total loyalty to the empleror. The eunuch can kill anybody he thought guilty, without playback. A few decades later, the whole Ming dynasty as a super power in 1600s ,suddenly collapsed...
Excellent video. The English version does a great injustice to the Chinese version. I watched the English version first but understood the video more clearly after watching the Chinese version.
The ending of this movie is: this ancient Ming Dynasty DOGE was finally defeated by civil resistance groups. Among them, the one in white clothes was eventually killed by a civil resistance group. In the end, DOGE did not save the Ming Dynasty from being destroyed...
Mi Riki First Ones, And La Ole Originz, De Fistz Da Furiez, Inz Da 1970's, Lol! No Disrespect, I Just Love The Old 1970's Kung-Fu Theater: Actions, Adventures, And Awesome Dubbed In Voice-Overs That, Were Accurately, Well Done That Is! So Much So, That As A Young Whooper Snapper, My Coolest Ever Aunt, Bought Me The Awesome 1970's, "Kung-Fu!" Cologne! It Was An Awesomely Cool Bottle Although, Didn't Smell Very Good At All, On Me, Or Anyone I Knew, Lol! GOD Bless, Pa-Pow, Amen! 😎 🙉🙈🙊 🇺🇸
It’s a Chinese movie clip that has the subtitles changed to make fun of the government and the new players like Trump, Elon Musk etc… I personally think it’s funny. 😆
大明米国物语赶在了昭和米国物语前上市。
哈哈哈哈😂
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
笑死了
更准确的说法是“成化米国物语”
可以
馬斯克的功夫比卧虎藏龍還要精彩!可以問鼎奧斯卡嘍!
🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 this is funny . As a Chinese from Singapore- listening to the dialogue is hilarious 😆
So you can understand the dialogue directly😊
@ : 是的
@@tsunshinegal9102 That's unbelievable. You can type in Chinese characters, which is good for you. I originally thought that Singaporeans, especially the younger generation, only knew English.
So nice to meet you here.
@@frankwang4318: hi 👋- Singaporeans are generally bi-lingual. Whether younger or older generation. We can speak Singlish, dialects & other languages too.
🌿Shalom - שלום 😊. Konnichiwa, 잘 지내세요.🙃 have a nice day .
@@tsunshinegal9102 Wonderful. Hope one day you can come to mainland China and see a different world you may get from west medias. I warmly welcome you then.
川普 ; 封 伊隆马斯克 一等辅国公,加太子少保,出入军机处.
马斯克是封为一等保国公,简称马保国
开府仪同三司封秦王加九锡
加伊万卡闺房行走
@@yangfan4889你这搞得也太快了!
軍機處是清朝才有的,相當於是內閣,不論是現實情況,還是在這儿都不合適。馬部長是不入閣的,懂王說的
Chinese guys thought, what's happened in USA todays politics seems yesterday once more, which already acted in a period of China. In later-Ming dynasty, social contradiction can't modify by currupt institutions. Emplor estublish a new institution called XiChang, which means the Empleror's private armed intelligence angency, above the law. Ofcause this agency made up by eunuch to make sure the total loyalty to the empleror. The eunuch can kill anybody he thought guilty, without playback.
A few decades later, the whole Ming dynasty as a super power in 1600s ,suddenly collapsed...
😂 明朝主要是因为财政收支失衡精简机构裁员崩溃的。李自成是第一批被裁掉财政人员 驿卒,因为失业无法偿还债务杀死债主和因为失业妻子出轨杀妻后加入反抗组织并当了帝王😂
川普赌很大,失败的话很可能背上“文革”的罪名
光是那个把官员办事处迁移到“平民区”的政策,几十年后就有可能被传成“把知识分子赶到牛棚”
你敢跟几乎所有的官僚和资本家作对,就要做好死后遗臭万年的心理准备
除了东,西厂,还有一个内厂
还有锦衣卫,皇帝直接控制的武装组织
Excellent video. The English version does a great injustice to the Chinese version. I watched the English version first but understood the video more clearly after watching the Chinese version.
Wow, the teacup & the chair chinese kungfu, its so typical chinese period drama. Excellent, Oscar award level, 👍🏻👍🏻
这是李连杰主演的龙门飞甲
@@一叶知秋-y2e
这片子里李连杰太弱了,被厂公完爆
锦衣卫:FBI
西厂:CIA
东厂:DOGE
东林党:MAGA
东林党=民主党
maga们充其量就是低端版农民军。
笑死 錦衣衛是FBI😅 你真的了解美國機構嗎?負責總統安全和政府內閣成員的安全機構是特勤局 你見過有FBI在總統旁邊護航嗎?FBI是美國政府的執法機構 他不負責每時每刻保衛總統或者政客的人生安全。因為FBI每個官員的職責配合警方打擊犯罪。而CIA是對外的情報機構 你明西廠是對內的。
东厂和西厂搞反了
东林党怎么可能是maga. 他们是控制官僚体系的。
不是吧,西厂是后设的用来监视东厂的,所以东厂才是CIA, 西厂才是DOGE
That’s hysterical!!! 😂😂😂😂
The ending of this movie is: this ancient Ming Dynasty DOGE was finally defeated by civil resistance groups. Among them, the one in white clothes was eventually killed by a civil resistance group. In the end, DOGE did not save the Ming Dynasty from being destroyed...
这剧情真的到家了
Chinese movie Flying Swords of Dragon Gate
新·龙门飞甲
主演:马斯克、川普、哈马斯、拜登
剧情:东厂共和党和西厂民主党的爱恨情仇
哈马斯凑什么热闹
把這種電影套用在美國身上真是搞笑 美國根本就不像明朝 現在美國學術界普遍都認為美國和羅馬類似 而不是中國所設想自己創造的美國歷史
@@karl-e5o 你了解大明历史么,张嘴就来???
@@mountchan1139 你國大明政黨鬥爭晚期才開始的。而美國的黨爭在多黨製誕生(1787)就已經開始了。而且明朝東林黨和閹黨兩方實力都很強大 直到明朝滅亡前夕 都沒有一方被幹死。而現在的民主黨在大選中輸的底褲都不剩下 要知道 共和黨是有史以來第一次掌控兩院。未來民主黨能不能重新崛起 都不好說。
@@karl-e5o 中华民国(吱呐)台湾(南吱呐)猪
世界文明的起源,西方文明真的存在吗?
ruclips.net/video/0kPrn47_to4/видео.html
I always thought Musk looked a little Asian 😂 not when he was young though; just these days.
He is born in South Africa, so yeah, not 100% Caucasian
he has 1/8 chinese blood, from mother side
据说他的基因检测是O系
Love It!!!!🙏✝️🇺🇸
where is god
馬的,還真是一點違和感都沒有
China knows DOGE better than Trump & Elon.... hahahahahahaha................
Brilliant!
Oh no, Pastor Steve. Hope you get it back
This is too good 😁
Fantastic!! Sickem!!
China side should come out their own version too, through a Hollywood movie kinda
🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍👏👏👏太逗啦
Mi Riki First Ones, And La Ole Originz, De Fistz Da Furiez, Inz Da 1970's, Lol! No Disrespect, I Just Love The Old 1970's Kung-Fu Theater: Actions, Adventures, And Awesome Dubbed In Voice-Overs That, Were Accurately, Well Done That Is! So Much So, That As A Young Whooper Snapper, My Coolest Ever Aunt, Bought Me The Awesome 1970's, "Kung-Fu!" Cologne!
It Was An Awesomely Cool Bottle Although, Didn't Smell Very Good At All, On Me, Or Anyone I Knew, Lol!
GOD Bless,
Pa-Pow, Amen!
😎 🙉🙈🙊 🇺🇸
Finally, a better translation. Although the broken english in early translation was far more hillarious
Too be fair the English dub was done in a hurry with machine translation when the creator found out the original eng subs when viral😂
Send it to Elon
他如此投资于与中国做生意,所以他决定一直回到明朝,而不是元朝或清朝,因为它由中国人领导。
臥槽 😳
可是原版龍門飛甲西廠會大敗於民間,代表效率部會引發人民的起來反抗🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
正解
good thing we have video
😂😂😂哈哈!👏👏👏👍👍👍
There is already dubbed version. I actually saw that one first. 😂
马公公挺帅的
AI的正确用途
中文原版在B站上已经找不到了,还得感谢你搬运过来
煞笔,一直都有
国内有人重新上传了
扯淡,一直都在
一直都在,傻逼玩意连个视频都不会找
@@kaka-f2c 被人举报,秋后处斩了!🤣
Genius 😂😅😊
This is too funny 😂
Is this Mandarin or Cantonese?
Mandarin
懂王特許😂😂
馬斯克太监🤣🤣
看不懂别瞎说。这里的马斯克角色不是太监。其他人是太监。
别胡说,那是性少数群体,不能用太监这种侮辱性词汇称呼TA们。
他应该算是战争部长,这个在美国是有传统的。
美国战争部长(英语:United States Secretary of War)是美国战争部的首长,1789年至1947年间为美国总统内阁成员。1947年,战争部长由美国陆军部长和美国空军部长取代,与美国海军部长一同成为美国国防部长下的非内阁阁员级职位。
MAGA!
董王可以晚上和马部长切磋武艺了😄
It's actually quite sarcastic as Elon actually also played the role of eunuch 😂
原片什么名字?
新·龙门飞甲
主演:马斯克、川普、哈马斯、拜登
剧情:东厂共和党和西厂民主党的爱恨情仇
龙门飞甲,徐克导演的
沒想到馬斯克這麼會演
陈坤演的,AI换脸了而已
发给马斯克了吗?
为什么自带的翻译功能没有了?
外国人知道这是一群太监吗?😂
真正的LGBTQ群体啊
那个年代的性少数群体。
@@子非鱼1900 太监是缺失了东西,但是从来没有对自己的性别有什么疑问
Was this done in Mandarin or Cantonese?
还是中文版更好看🤭
牛B😂
大太监马斯克。
什么大太监,那叫九千岁😂
Very funny lol 😂 🎎
马斯克牛批
別以為馬斯克就是什麼好鳥,自私且好名利的商人而已
我kao 人才 活灵活现
他可是厂公,要数腐败他才是老大
這才諷刺,東廠原是監管官員腐敗的機構,卻弄著弄著自己也因權力而腐敗了,才出現西廠,又腐敗失控便出現內廠....歷史的教訓是屠龍者往往也變成惡龍,所以像Doge 這種拿尚方寶劍的權力機構,最後失控的概率是極高的
哈 哈 哈ha ha ha ha.🤣😂🤩
great
What about the following plot? Not enough fun at all
u can just read from history for the rest. Human is just human and never changes.
技术和文化都不分国界了
ruclips.net/video/B1s4Jxcp52M/видео.html
English version of it.
那不是官员,是太监
西厂厂花😊马斯克😂
Hacked??
并不是
no
English version better
Ha ha ha, so funny
What did I just watch? Lol 😂 jk. Cool beans 😎🙌🏽
en ver. is better
好戏!好戏啊!
他就是腐敗本身
哈哈, 老外不知道看得懂看不懂, 太好笑了
没有英语版够味!
😅
裁什么裁,裁了福利部,在座的哪位不是性少数全体啊?
😂😅😢😂
🤣🤣🤣
Bad analogy.
😂🤣🤣🤣 廢話一大堆!太監最後都係衰咗瓜咗!😛
英文版更好看😊
中文才对味 😁
去看了,英文区的玩家表示原声更好。
是很有才能而且比西方人還懂惡搞。但可憐中國人的這些才能也只能用在外國事件上,無法發揮在自國的悲劇上以喚醒更多同胞,甚是諷刺可悲
典型湾蛙坐井观天😂
众人皆醉君独醒,却笑他人看不清。自诩高洁凌云志,枯蹲浊井对月明。
都让你给懂完了
你才是懂王
ŴHAT IS THIS, PLEASE EXPLAIN
It’s a Chinese movie clip that has the subtitles changed to make fun of the government and the new players like Trump, Elon Musk etc… I personally think it’s funny. 😆
借用一部电影中的情节,向大家解释什么是效率部。我认为这b那个不是嘲笑。顺便说一句,这个视频中出现的所有人,除了屋子外面的武士,都是LGBT😂
@@王刚-t3e 如果美式LGBT长成厂公们这样,我也觉得还过得去。
@@王刚-t3e宦官不是LGBT
@@kennethwiggins4396 not just the subtitles, the whole Mandarin dialogue has been revamped with AI to fit in.
治国就该如此,贪污腐败应该先斩后凑!
米帝演義上演中
厂花 马开源
666
适度的腐败有助于政府社会效率运转,真正纯清的政府不存在,也不可能存在,更不可能高效运转。
“西式民主“等于资本独裁,”民主“只是犹太人发明出来制造分裂分而治之的工具而已,没有金钱办不到的事情,财阀利用这个世界的矛盾控制金融涨跌赚大钱,这才是资本主义核心。