What White People Say To Brown People Reversed

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  • Опубликовано: 13 сен 2014
  • What White People Say to Brown People and if it was Reversed
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  • @calebtimes453
    @calebtimes453 7 лет назад +4847

    "Soo do you like have 20 boyfriends......"

    • @whiteeagle7831
      @whiteeagle7831 7 лет назад +143

      i always talk to white people who i think are racists like this
      i flip the game bruh
      PS : im arab

    • @LittlePunjabiKid
      @LittlePunjabiKid 7 лет назад +21

      Same, why put up with it, at least they can face the same issues thrown back at them and make them think and reliaze before they continue on... lol

    • @Sahib659
      @Sahib659 7 лет назад +5

      White Eagle we need to be friends

    • @whataway8180
      @whataway8180 7 лет назад +44

      White people? If you call us white then by the same respect, you are brown, not Arab. Ps: I'm German-American btw. Yeah?

    • @RumbledKoala
      @RumbledKoala 7 лет назад +13

      Taqiyya is dark and full of taharrush no he didn't justify anything, he corrected him, white eagle generalised all white skinned people as white, so he said that generalising brown people as brown shouldn't technically be racist, if he generalised all white skins as white

  • @prasty1486
    @prasty1486 3 года назад +3150

    I am half Indian, half french and I live in France, once someone asked me why I didn’t had the "red dot on my forehead"... they thought it was natural.

    • @Nijilove78
      @Nijilove78 3 года назад +246

      sent ☠️☠️ can’t believe someone thinks the bindi is natural ✋🏾

    • @prasty1486
      @prasty1486 3 года назад +63

      jk • 전국아 yeah that’s stupid

    • @Peacemaker-96
      @Peacemaker-96 3 года назад +6

      Oh

    • @sussykanyeballs176
      @sussykanyeballs176 3 года назад +68

      Many Indian women wear it. But only if they wish to. He/she probably thought that was normal after watching bollywood movies.

    • @Ask35720
      @Ask35720 3 года назад +19

      What the fuck..haha..pimple bindis.

  • @aleesham6604
    @aleesham6604 5 лет назад +3081

    “So do your parents like, not care?” hahahahaha

    • @God-T
      @God-T 4 года назад +23

      Taking piss_out of white people 🤣🤣 completely normal..
      Taking the piss on another culture... 😨😨 racism.. 😂 Right?

    • @14DANESSJ
      @14DANESSJ 4 года назад +44

      @@God-T Depends... Some white people are sensitive af

    • @mocto647
      @mocto647 3 года назад +44

      @@God-T that's not the point of the video. They aren't saying that racism is ok. They're saying that things some white people say would be strange if Indians said it.

    • @mannyokafor4609
      @mannyokafor4609 3 года назад +7

      @@God-T bruh the white people where saying it to the brown people. im a conservative trump supporter, i think ur confused

    • @SanilJadhav711
      @SanilJadhav711 3 года назад +3

      @@God-T Nice, you missed the whole point of the fucking video

  • @orangetoes223
    @orangetoes223 4 года назад +652

    “Do your parents just not care?”
    Yes. The answer is yes.

  • @fazalsayyed6169
    @fazalsayyed6169 7 лет назад +6909

    are your parents divorced 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @akidinafrica6924
      @akidinafrica6924 7 лет назад +245

      Idk but that is so typical for white people and their family status. lol rip to nuclear family structure

    • @ryashaum
      @ryashaum 7 лет назад +58

      damn

    • @slushiev132
      @slushiev132 7 лет назад +12

      Hey i can assure you im white and i dislike mcdonalds........ never said i dont lime tacobell tho

    • @comradeuro4255
      @comradeuro4255 7 лет назад +7

      Fazal Sayyed I think they meant "black"

    • @comradeuro4255
      @comradeuro4255 7 лет назад +89

      Wait no, that would be "have you ever met your father"

  • @valm5363
    @valm5363 6 лет назад +4767

    "So do white girls ever settle down" IM DEAD

  • @amiused2157
    @amiused2157 3 года назад +883

    Asian version:
    “Omg you’re 29????!!!! You look so young”
    Reversed: “omg you’re only 29????!!!! You look so old”

    • @billbertboyce324
      @billbertboyce324 3 года назад +18

      Are you feeling okay? This very video features asians. I assume you mean east asians

    • @experienceexperte3096
      @experienceexperte3096 3 года назад +15

      @DIGITAL east asian is different from asian ... asian means everyone in asian ... east asian is yellow people (racist term but it's so that you know the difference)

    • @navijha122
      @navijha122 2 года назад

      @@JV-dr1ti how so? out of genuine curiosity. And also why the need for being snarky?

    • @Nick-dr4ec
      @Nick-dr4ec 8 месяцев назад

      East asian version: omg are you Chinese?

  • @IsabelleBoiten
    @IsabelleBoiten 5 лет назад +1825

    ‘I lOVE JESUS!!!’ Lmaooo

  • @icollectstuff8677
    @icollectstuff8677 5 лет назад +3554

    Me and my Indian friend are always super racist to each other. Its a good time.

    • @meghanachauhan9380
      @meghanachauhan9380 5 лет назад +67

      Omg no you lacist!! 😧😨😧😨😧😨😨😨

    • @oleum5589
      @oleum5589 5 лет назад +501

      That’s true friendship 😂

    • @datwhiteboi6256
      @datwhiteboi6256 5 лет назад +423

      I heard a story online about how two friends one was white and one was black thay were making racist jokes towards each other and then someone else overheard it and reported it in, the white guy got kicked out of the college

    • @julianne1066
      @julianne1066 5 лет назад +55

      Dat White Boi Oh. Oh! No.

    • @nagys36snn
      @nagys36snn 5 лет назад +52

      Dat White Boi well, in glad i don't study in the us

  • @mosipd
    @mosipd 5 лет назад +4866

    You know what's funny? In India, this is exactly what Indian people do when they see a white person. There are always those types of people in every culture, and depending on what culture you're currently in, those are the questions you're gonna get.

    • @squidbad
      @squidbad 5 лет назад +127

      @Mr. Thanos the predators hunter thanks, I've always wanted to be told I'm like a pink elephant

    • @ohyeahyeahyeah8396
      @ohyeahyeahyeah8396 5 лет назад +178

      How to offend a Black Person - So, which field your grandfather used to work?

    • @squidbad
      @squidbad 5 лет назад +52

      I find it hard to get offended by being told that I'm at fault for something my great grandfather may or may not have done

    • @ElMagnifico0709
      @ElMagnifico0709 5 лет назад +12

      @@ArcticZombie How do you know that ? Oh, right.. cuz the version history your ancestors wrote is the most legitimate one there is ? Your ancestors tried to brush it under the rug, but could never brush their shoulders off. Neither can you.

    • @laughable6650
      @laughable6650 5 лет назад +3

      mosipd That’s the joke, idiot.

  • @shahilh
    @shahilh 5 лет назад +3233

    *Quotes a line from the video*
    *Gets 1.6k likes*

    • @lonewolf202
      @lonewolf202 4 года назад +28

      @Maltodextrin while you have three, I can count too

    • @Marqan
      @Marqan 4 года назад +81

      *Describes a comment*
      *Gets 260 likes*

    • @danibot3000
      @danibot3000 4 года назад +27

      You just described what 60% of youtube comments are about - recently

    • @rayandaas1695
      @rayandaas1695 4 года назад +4

      Update, 3.4k

    • @bronzeanon985
      @bronzeanon985 4 года назад +1

      I know, crazy, right?

  • @ShouryaMusica
    @ShouryaMusica 3 года назад +651

    I like the way that every brown person has to be Indian.

  • @ButterMango
    @ButterMango 7 лет назад +1904

    'i love bland food'
    I LOST IT LOOOOOL

    • @saneelahaseeb8375
      @saneelahaseeb8375 7 лет назад +3

      I swearrrr

    • @thinkgreenlovepurple
      @thinkgreenlovepurple 7 лет назад +6

      same! best line!

    • @alexk7425
      @alexk7425 7 лет назад +9

      ButterMango white food is still better though haha

    • @joycedunnell3182
      @joycedunnell3182 7 лет назад +35

      'ketchup adds sooo much flavored!' I died......lol

    • @unaizakhakoo2294
      @unaizakhakoo2294 7 лет назад +6

      thinkgreenlovepurple I will always and forever love desi food better cause it has FLAVORRR

  • @judsonbonneville6685
    @judsonbonneville6685 7 лет назад +2064

    ARR ME LUCKY CHARMS POTATO POTATO POTATO

    • @sjhorton1184
      @sjhorton1184 7 лет назад +21

      I died laughing!

    • @graciegj63
      @graciegj63 7 лет назад +38

      Judson Bonneville I'm Irish and I thought that was hilarious.

    • @alexisjankowski3281
      @alexisjankowski3281 7 лет назад +3

      I loved it! And I love Lucky Charms!

    • @conorl9305
      @conorl9305 7 лет назад +8

      Judson Bonneville I'm Irish and I'm not a snowflake so I'm not offended

    • @hugh6025
      @hugh6025 7 лет назад +4

      I thought lucky charms were an American thing, I've never seen them here

  • @NMETSGChan
    @NMETSGChan 5 лет назад +873

    The white stereotype was so much funnier with guns and girls sleeping with tons of guys.
    I'm literally LMAO!

    • @meghanachauhan9380
      @meghanachauhan9380 4 года назад +32

      Duuuuuuuude whassup duuuuuuuuuuude

    • @yusha1059
      @yusha1059 3 года назад +28

      @@meghanachauhan9380 Ello madam. Ur apple has virus and it will take all ur monei if u dunt tell me the bank detaild.

    • @joshuajagmohan4553
      @joshuajagmohan4553 3 года назад +2

      @@meghanachauhan9380 xd

    • @user-px8lu4wp6e
      @user-px8lu4wp6e 3 года назад +2

      @@yusha1059 lmaoooooo

    • @dontwastetimeyouarelosingr8172
      @dontwastetimeyouarelosingr8172 3 года назад +4

      That's why my parents don't allow me to marry with whites 😭

  • @billa9034
    @billa9034 5 лет назад +1904

    "This is OUR oil now"
    The USA wants to know ur location.

    • @ALRIGHTYTHEN.
      @ALRIGHTYTHEN. 5 лет назад +44

      If you have oil, we already know your location. We’ll be by later to take that mess off your hands.

    • @ALRIGHTYTHEN.
      @ALRIGHTYTHEN. 5 лет назад +7

      Yeah, unfortunately ASSHOLE was already taken.

    • @vaskedagame880
      @vaskedagame880 5 лет назад +6

      i tought u were gonna say soviet athem plays...
      *SOVIET ATHEM PLAYS*

    • @sarthak8810
      @sarthak8810 4 года назад +1

      LMAOOOOO SOOOO GOOD

    • @dungeonmaster7974
      @dungeonmaster7974 3 года назад +2

      Britain: my island

  • @rippedreaper7279
    @rippedreaper7279 8 лет назад +280

    "Do white girls ever settle down?" - Best Line Ever

    • @sebastianll3783
      @sebastianll3783 8 лет назад

      so true!

    • @lss922
      @lss922 8 лет назад +10

      +Ginsuma Married women who wanna "party with the girls" are in dire need of a little bit of the good old slap-in-the-fuckin-face medicine administered by their husbands. Stay at home with your families you fuckwits. Grown ass men who go to discos and such are just as despicable.

    • @AtrumMixer
      @AtrumMixer 7 лет назад +4

      Actually most married women in first world countries need a night out with the girls just like married men need a night out with the boys. Raising a family takes a lot of energy and parents will have to recharge from time to time in order to refuel their individual side. The other cultures you mention are male dominated and none individual based. That means a woman who spends time outside her home without her husband is seen as legit sexual prey because she's breaking the societal norm.

    • @davidwalz94
      @davidwalz94 7 лет назад

      The Invictus One Indeed, it made me pause and giggle

    • @rippedreaper7279
      @rippedreaper7279 7 лет назад +1

      Andrew Olson​ I have better things to do in life than find a fake profile picture. I'm 22 years old and been working out bodybuilding and mma since I was 14, but thats irrelevant in this topic of white girls never settling, I fucked so many of them to a point that I just don't give a shit about them anymore (like eating the same food over and over and eventually getting bored of it) I pass them to black guys now 😂

  • @darkhawk1979
    @darkhawk1979 7 лет назад +1205

    "I love Jesus! Hyuk yuk yuk!"
    Gold!

  • @palmchika13marycharry9
    @palmchika13marycharry9 5 лет назад +922

    *when i buy pizza i totally eat it with a fork and knife* 😂😂😂

    • @heygirl6386
      @heygirl6386 5 лет назад +5

      i actually do that when its too hot to touch or too messy with my bare hands. life hack!!

    • @shepherdlavellen3301
      @shepherdlavellen3301 5 лет назад +1

      I actually do when I'm back in China

    • @user-dz4pb2ll3k
      @user-dz4pb2ll3k 4 года назад +14

      @@shepherdlavellen3301 cuz yall chinese are white wannabes so its not surprising

    • @lukebircharchive3833
      @lukebircharchive3833 3 года назад +1

      Fun fact: That's how they eat pizza in France.

    • @shadowllght
      @shadowllght 3 года назад +7

      @@user-dz4pb2ll3k You're special aren't you. Cutting the pizza into 1/8th is an American thing. Italians eat it with fork and knife. You're a "white wannabee" either way like this

  • @kianamirshahi3500
    @kianamirshahi3500 4 года назад +362

    “Naan bread” gets me everytime just like “chai tea” 😂

    • @harshitarao2225
      @harshitarao2225 3 года назад +31

      Bread bread tea tea

    • @MrOssyMoro
      @MrOssyMoro 3 года назад +3

      I like garlic naan a looooooot.

    • @gal749
      @gal749 3 года назад +2

      I love fromage blanc cheese

    • @everythingisawesome2903
      @everythingisawesome2903 3 года назад +1

      That's so fucking cringe! I mean "chai tea". What the fuck that is!? It's just tea!!! 🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @thequeertelope7941
      @thequeertelope7941 3 года назад +9

      me, a russian person, in whose language "chai" literally means "tea": 👁👄👁

  • @anunkash5185
    @anunkash5185 7 лет назад +521

    this is like what buzzfeed tries to do, but epicly fails at.

    • @zynix3698
      @zynix3698 7 лет назад +7

      Being racist while pretending not to be?

    • @hosni2
      @hosni2 7 лет назад +17

      ZyniX 36 *stereotypical

    • @abandonedmushroom2535
      @abandonedmushroom2535 5 лет назад

      Trueee

    • @zynix3698
      @zynix3698 4 года назад

      ​@ШИРИШ Racism is caused by ignorance.

  • @BillM1960
    @BillM1960 6 лет назад +936

    "Ketchup adds sooo much flavor" - LMAO

    • @ZIbroweed
      @ZIbroweed 6 лет назад +7

      Why don't people say this more? I swear, our culture isn't appreciated enough :'( jk jk

    • @davidojo6830
      @davidojo6830 5 лет назад +20

      "I love bland food!!" is amazing!🤣

    • @be7169
      @be7169 5 лет назад +2

      It's that yummy High Fructose Corn Syrup. Mmmmmm

    • @noticias6111
      @noticias6111 5 лет назад

      The part about cuisine...not going to lie about how it makes me think how I don't find Central and East European cuisine to appetizing personally.

    • @kevinzhango1723
      @kevinzhango1723 5 лет назад +1

      Ketchup is the s***

  • @rikymartinstephen3356
    @rikymartinstephen3356 3 года назад +178

    Girl: Are there like any hot Indian
    guys?
    Hrithik Roshan : Let me introduce myself.

  • @cromabu5090
    @cromabu5090 4 года назад +278

    The Irish accent is the funniest
    I’m from England
    Same thing
    *car bomb intensifies*

    • @gal749
      @gal749 3 года назад +7

      I'm just offended they said the Irish accent is funny
      And I don't even speak Irish

    • @rithvikmuthyalapati9754
      @rithvikmuthyalapati9754 3 года назад +2

      Shillelagh flinging intensifies

    • @elitemeemoosood9869
      @elitemeemoosood9869 3 года назад +1

      @@gal749 same, I'm actually Indian but I still got offended, when they said that england and ireland are the same I-

    • @notusingmyname4791
      @notusingmyname4791 Год назад

      speaking of car bombs and irish, I dare anyone to go to a bar in ireland and order an Irish Car Bomb

  • @brandondonahue2965
    @brandondonahue2965 7 лет назад +773

    I think brown people should make those remarks. The world would be a funnier place if we could all poke fun at each other and not make a fuss.

    • @ramiroortiz1459
      @ramiroortiz1459 7 лет назад +8

      Brandon Donahue
      Yeah

    • @neerajindra9097
      @neerajindra9097 7 лет назад +31

      I LOVE BLAND FOOD

    • @muhammadalifaqsha9014
      @muhammadalifaqsha9014 7 лет назад +7

      +Neeraj Indra I do love bland and spicy food 😂

    • @fernybell263
      @fernybell263 6 лет назад +11

      All my brown friends do is poke at pop culture

    • @alaplaya5
      @alaplaya5 6 лет назад +4

      Me (peruvian) and my friend (vietnamese) like to talk about our different cultures and common trends of each countries. Don't really understand the problem O.o I mean as long we don't make fun of each other's culture, it should be ok

  • @GraphiteBlimp27
    @GraphiteBlimp27 7 лет назад +1642

    Tbh the things the "brown people" say to white people are actually hilarious. I'd never dream of saying the things the whites said but somehow I don't feel offended when it's reversed lol

    • @kevinnio
      @kevinnio 7 лет назад +83

      You shouldn't feel offended anyway :p

    • @GraphiteBlimp27
      @GraphiteBlimp27 7 лет назад +34

      ***** I thought the intent was to show whites how offensive that kind of thing can be, but maybe not.

    • @zoyahaque4017
      @zoyahaque4017 7 лет назад +119

      Nah the intent was to show how ridiculous some of the stuff white people say is.

    • @kevinnio
      @kevinnio 7 лет назад +6

      Indeed.

    • @GraphiteBlimp27
      @GraphiteBlimp27 7 лет назад +10

      Zoya Haque Which is why if I heard what the white people said irl I'd probably find it funny too.

  • @dontmindme.imjustafraidofe9327
    @dontmindme.imjustafraidofe9327 5 лет назад +373

    *Now* I know why all my Indian friends have American-sounding nicknames!

    • @ALRIGHTYTHEN.
      @ALRIGHTYTHEN. 5 лет назад +14

      It’s called culture appropriation.

    • @dontmindme.imjustafraidofe9327
      @dontmindme.imjustafraidofe9327 5 лет назад +40

      And *that’s* called pettiness.

    • @samuelhartley1979
      @samuelhartley1979 5 лет назад +19

      Heh. I was talking to an indian girl once who had a simplified English name and she got really surprised when I called her by her indian name.

    • @matthews1366
      @matthews1366 5 лет назад +26

      There was somebody at my school who was called Sreecharan (idk how to spell lol sry) but he just called himself bob

    • @MrALenCar321
      @MrALenCar321 5 лет назад +11

      @@matthews1366 it's the simplest Indian name.

  • @ServerDweller
    @ServerDweller 5 лет назад +174

    "are there like any hot Indian guys?" Ouch... That hurt...

    • @NotSandhorst
      @NotSandhorst 5 лет назад +19

      same.... :( im probably only a 5/10 in the looks department though when im with my uncle people literally turn their heads around to look at his face XD so yes there are some lucky ones

    • @meghanachauhan9380
      @meghanachauhan9380 4 года назад +9

      Ill never understand how people think Bollywood girls are hot 😐

    • @davidshepherd1634
      @davidshepherd1634 3 года назад +1

      There's one right here ;)

    • @pursuitsoflife.6119
      @pursuitsoflife.6119 3 года назад +19

      @@meghanachauhan9380 idk if racist but sure, there are 1000s of them

    • @MrALenCar321
      @MrALenCar321 3 года назад +4

      Majority of black guys white women date don't look like Brad Pitt either. Looks don't matter if you have big...

  • @pacomarveeny9640
    @pacomarveeny9640 6 лет назад +3764

    Brown guy: the Irish accent is the FUNNIEST!
    White guy: ...I’m from England..
    Brown guy: SAME THING!
    Being Irish I literally spat my drink and dropped my jaw SO SHOOK HAHAHAHA

    • @marjorierene427
      @marjorierene427 6 лет назад +54

      Paco Marveeny OMG MY FELLOW IRISHMAN!! (Or girl)

    • @pacomarveeny9640
      @pacomarveeny9640 6 лет назад +9

      Gabriel R Irishman haha

    • @wipmegrandma8780
      @wipmegrandma8780 5 лет назад +25

      Paco Marveeny yea Im english and the feeling was basically the same. About the only thing in the video that go me riled up haha

    • @maxonmendel5757
      @maxonmendel5757 5 лет назад +6

      Literally even other white people just shrug and say “same thing”

    • @arhamshahid5015
      @arhamshahid5015 5 лет назад +25

      @James Bond I think it a cool accent and am not white.see how quickly your argument falls appart

  • @nomicake8607
    @nomicake8607 6 лет назад +3651

    lmao good job iisuperwomanii, totally didnt copy this.

    • @mariahwasa5210
      @mariahwasa5210 6 лет назад +63

      Nomicake I know right!!

    • @nightingale4786
      @nightingale4786 6 лет назад +300

      exactly!! I'm kinda bummed no one really called her out on this yet :|

    • @mahirafarhin5129
      @mahirafarhin5129 6 лет назад +8

      in what video?

    • @kornilious
      @kornilious 6 лет назад +83

      mahira farhin Things white people have told me. It’s basically the same video.

    • @amya5369
      @amya5369 6 лет назад +187

      and neel's is way better too. her's kinda has a really bitter undertone and isn't really funny (and i'm brown fyi)

  • @colfdralegend
    @colfdralegend 4 года назад +110

    “So are your parents super strict?”
    “So do your parents just not care?”
    I think I’m both of these people... weird

    • @karthikeyan3d319
      @karthikeyan3d319 3 года назад +4

      best of both worlds

    • @paysmenot2624
      @paysmenot2624 2 года назад +6

      They are super strict in what they want/expect from you.
      They don't care about what you want for yourself.

    • @starlegends3092
      @starlegends3092 2 года назад

      Ya

  • @jaymahakaal5354
    @jaymahakaal5354 8 месяцев назад +10

    Matt started his comedian journey after this video

    • @ishhaatt569
      @ishhaatt569 7 месяцев назад

      Bro I saw the thumbnail and I was like there is no way that is Matt rife bahahah 😭

  • @rockwall5329
    @rockwall5329 6 лет назад +1960

    I LOVE JESUS HUEH HUEH HUEH

    • @notusingmyname4791
      @notusingmyname4791 6 лет назад +102

      that was the funniest part!!!!!!! along with *gun noises and explosions* this is our oil now!

    • @adelinelie1866
      @adelinelie1866 6 лет назад +4

      feeling offended ._.

    • @grayblackhelm9761
      @grayblackhelm9761 6 лет назад +2

      Adeline Lie Don’t mind it. It’s _mostly_ innocent chatter.

    • @sirboringname
      @sirboringname 5 лет назад +8

      NAH THIS IS OUR OIL.
      *soviet anthem plays*

    • @grayblackhelm9761
      @grayblackhelm9761 5 лет назад +2

      If you're on the internet Then you have no life
      *Le Wilde cat appears*
      *Salute*

  • @Grumpy_old_Boot
    @Grumpy_old_Boot 8 лет назад +310

    **throws imaginary grenade**
    This OUR oil now !!

    • @xxdomoxxkunxx
      @xxdomoxxkunxx 8 лет назад +1

      +Grumpy ol' Boot fools, you wouldnt throw a grenade at the oil!

    • @Grumpy_old_Boot
      @Grumpy_old_Boot 8 лет назад +7

      Domo Von Imperium
      Everyone knows that throwing explosives at burning oilwells is the way to put them out!!!

    • @lemanyk
      @lemanyk 8 лет назад +4

      +Grumpy ol' Boot pls, americans never say like that. They say "We will bring you democracy" or "In the name of democracy"

    • @yvrelna
      @yvrelna 8 лет назад +9

      +Gennady Leman "we'll bring you democracy but if you guys voted for some guy we don't like, we'll come back."

    • @Gadwlel
      @Gadwlel 8 лет назад

      +Grumpy ol' Boot lmao, yeah, I loved it haha

  • @meggi8048
    @meggi8048 5 лет назад +487

    Everytime somewhen finds out i am from Germany its
    "NAAAAAZI"

    • @AmyElkington
      @AmyElkington 5 лет назад +48

      All I can think about when I think of Germany is sausages and sauerkraut

    • @NotSandhorst
      @NotSandhorst 5 лет назад +15

      NAAAAAAAAAZIIII!!!

    • @sumwhatkeezy
      @sumwhatkeezy 5 лет назад +18

      @@AmyElkington and beer ;)

    • @unkraut7427
      @unkraut7427 5 лет назад +2

      Same lol, it happend several times on vacation

    • @unkraut7427
      @unkraut7427 5 лет назад +1

      @@sumwhatkeezy the holy lifejuice

  • @jannn1192
    @jannn1192 5 лет назад +91

    I'm Sri Lankan
    And Have been called Indian and African ;-;

    • @yesminsalima4924
      @yesminsalima4924 4 года назад

      Same XD

    • @user-fj6sp5qq6m
      @user-fj6sp5qq6m 4 года назад

      Same 😂

    • @poison6084
      @poison6084 4 года назад

      I'm part Irish , and people think I'm part Turkish 😂😂😂😂

    • @cham1763
      @cham1763 4 года назад +8

      I’m Sri Lankan and I’ve been mistaken for being Hispanic multiple it might be cause I’m lighter skinned than most Sri Lankan’s but idk

    • @elli1080
      @elli1080 4 года назад +6

      Im srilankan too and for me it was indian and mexican

  • @dr.snowman4883
    @dr.snowman4883 7 лет назад +949

    idk if this is true or not because I don't talk to people.

  • @LtSarge
    @LtSarge 8 лет назад +768

    Actually while living in Japan and turkey, I did experience the reverse. "You from America. You been to hollywood, you know tom cruise?" I was also assumed to be a cowboy, and extremely wealthy for some reason.
    And I shortened my name after they couldn't pronounce it.
    So the "What if" part is misleading, cause it does actually happen. I didn't find it insulting, I was just like, ah, this is what it feels like, and was having fun with it.
    When people go from their own cultures to a new one, its not uncommon to experience stereotypes from the locals meeting you. Its what they have absorbed knowledge of your own culture and are simply curious.

    • @geneticsandcivilization9762
      @geneticsandcivilization9762 8 лет назад +112

      +LtSarge
      Just say yes.
      I've been to Costa Rica, in some small villages where they had never seen a white, blonde boy before. They asked me if I was an actor, if I owned "every Mercedez" etc. I would just say yes to intrigue them.
      And that's how I became a celebrity in a Costa Rican village.

    • @WitheringintheDark
      @WitheringintheDark 8 лет назад +11

      +Genetics and Civilization Hah, I don't think i'd be able to resist the urge to fuck with everyone I met either. Works even better if you closely resemble a celebrity. Dye my hair a few shades darker I could probably fool some Costa Ricans into thinking I was Daniel Radcliffe myself.

    • @oremfrien
      @oremfrien 8 лет назад +18

      +WitheringintheDark
      I remember when I first went to Australia and I sat in on classes at a local high school -- I was a sophomore at the time and followed an Australian sophomore to all of his classes. I took detailed notes, answered every question from the teacher, and pretended to be an all-star genius (because we had literally learned this material at my school a few months prior). I was then asked how I knew everything and said how in the US, every student is quiet and a strong note-taker and everyone is worried that whatever is said will be on the exam, that I am actually the worst student in my class, etc. An American exchange-student came up to me later and whispered: "Your school is so scary." The other Australians looked on in horror.

    • @Pl3rion
      @Pl3rion 8 лет назад +4

      +LtSarge When I was in Japan, I had the exact same thing happened. My name was hard to pronounce so i always just shortened it to Chad. My real name is that of a certain Friend from the TV program of the same name. I found it rather amusing.

    • @natrone23
      @natrone23 8 лет назад +31

      +LtSarge I have a Black friend and when we went to Japan they would ask him if he played in the NBA or if he was Shaq O'neil....................my friend is 5'7

  • @alexlee8353
    @alexlee8353 5 лет назад +79

    “Hey how come you don’t wear a SnapBack?””
    😂😂😂 I’m dead

  • @chadpowell1832
    @chadpowell1832 3 года назад +31

    I'm Brown and I don't care about these questions tbh, They get a conversation started and aren't offensive to me just funny ^^

    • @gal749
      @gal749 2 года назад +2

      Yeah, some people are genuinely curious

    • @jana731
      @jana731 2 года назад +1

      @@gal749 yeah, true, in my friends group in high school there was a girl from sri lanka and like she literally wasn't allowed to do anything in her free time. After being friends with her for 3 years we asked her what would happen if she came out lesbian to her parents and she said they would literally throw her out of the house. We were a little shocked tbh.

    • @gal749
      @gal749 2 года назад +1

      @@jana731 This doesn't have anything to do with my comment, but sure

    • @Mojo6660
      @Mojo6660 2 года назад

      Its not funny its the least racist comment that said in this video

  • @palmchika13marycharry9
    @palmchika13marycharry9 5 лет назад +2073

    Lol this is soo *accurate* people think all indians watch Bollywood

    • @palmchika13marycharry9
      @palmchika13marycharry9 5 лет назад +6

      @Vinay S LOL my mom is guynese and Indian and my dad is guynese and indian Asian so i kinda eat it every 2 days of the week sometimes lol

    • @palmchika13marycharry9
      @palmchika13marycharry9 5 лет назад +1

      @Vinay S LOL my family Indians ar vary watter down they sound more guynese than anything

    • @palmchika13marycharry9
      @palmchika13marycharry9 5 лет назад +1

      @Vinay S lol😂

    • @rashmi.nityaaa
      @rashmi.nityaaa 5 лет назад +25

      excuse me, I prefer *Tollywood*

    • @jackdellow
      @jackdellow 5 лет назад +3

      palmchika13 Mary charry ahem t-series

  • @jimmykeochinda1173
    @jimmykeochinda1173 6 лет назад +293

    This is our oil now

  • @idkanymore9812
    @idkanymore9812 5 лет назад +90

    NOT ALL BROWN PEOPLE ARE INDIAN🤦🏽‍♀️

    • @itsmeSmile
      @itsmeSmile 5 лет назад +41

      it's the same thing

    • @idkanymore9812
      @idkanymore9812 5 лет назад

      ItsmeSmile what do you mean ?

    • @douglasthompson9070
      @douglasthompson9070 5 лет назад +41

      @@idkanymore9812 It's called a joke.

    • @idkanymore9812
      @idkanymore9812 5 лет назад +1

      Douglas Thompson yeah Ik but not all brown people are Indian... Facts

    • @douglasthompson9070
      @douglasthompson9070 5 лет назад +29

      @@idkanymore9812 Developing a sense of humor is a wonderful thing.

  • @90sbabe47
    @90sbabe47 5 лет назад +39

    "potato, potato, potato" LMFAOOOOO IM SCREAMING

  • @Panzer_Runner
    @Panzer_Runner 5 лет назад +271

    1:39 *spreading freedom and stealing oil intensifies*

  • @Fredministrator
    @Fredministrator 6 лет назад +1623

    remember the 90 when casual interest in other cultures wasn't seen as racist and and anoying question was just an anoying question?

    • @Fredministrator
      @Fredministrator 6 лет назад +80

      I get the joke, I know this channel. But Satire wouldn't work if there was no problem and in my experience that problem wasn't as big in the 90.

    • @addygreen8919
      @addygreen8919 6 лет назад +21

      Good old times

    • @landon7612
      @landon7612 6 лет назад +5

      Honestly though, if only

    • @tamillaigidova7919
      @tamillaigidova7919 6 лет назад +16

      I have the ”privilege” of being a millenial.

    • @danidejaneiro8378
      @danidejaneiro8378 6 лет назад +78

      Do you remember in 2018 when three decades of the same annoying questions just started to seem a bit fucking much and maybe I'm not here to educate an endless queue of retards and defend/explain every ignorant stereotype they have about people who look/pray/live the same as me? No? You must be a straight white male who doesnt have to endure this on a daily basis, then. Otherwise, you'd be able to relate. Thanks, though.

  • @carminetancioni7444
    @carminetancioni7444 3 года назад +12

    *smokes*
    "DUUDE! WASSUP DUUUUDE!"
    Lmao I love you guys

  • @austinadams6810
    @austinadams6810 3 года назад +10

    I know that the reversal was supposed to be negative but I legit found it funny and would love to have a friend like that. I personally really enjoy it when neither of us get offended and have an exaggerated discussion about culture

  • @reemar2168
    @reemar2168 6 лет назад +393

    "I LOVE bland food" so me 😂😂😂

    • @tribequest9
      @tribequest9 5 лет назад +4

      This white guy felt the sting on that one.....ouch!

  • @blah7983
    @blah7983 7 лет назад +224

    Irish accents can be hilarious

    • @akidinafrica6924
      @akidinafrica6924 7 лет назад +12

      until connor McGregor breaks your jaw......

    • @SebL2478
      @SebL2478 7 лет назад +11

      Irish and scottish accents are by far the manliest.

    • @frankdrebin7949
      @frankdrebin7949 7 лет назад +3

      Ayreesh acksints can bi so hellairies

    • @maximusdarkultima
      @maximusdarkultima 7 лет назад +7

      top of the morning to you laddies!

    • @MustafaShams
      @MustafaShams 7 лет назад +2

      and the scottish one too!

  • @shilloe13
    @shilloe13 3 года назад +22

    This video literally aged like fine wine.

    • @Dennis-nc3vw
      @Dennis-nc3vw 3 года назад +3

      No, it figuratively aged like fine wine. If it literally aged like fine wine it would taste better.

  • @abinansriranganathan6934
    @abinansriranganathan6934 3 года назад +14

    Sri Lankan part is very relatable. Almost everything is relatable.

  • @wickedmonkeylover
    @wickedmonkeylover 6 лет назад +520

    "You must have lost your virginity supper younge" wtf lol I didn't know that was a stereotype

    • @dachaoskitty7163
      @dachaoskitty7163 6 лет назад +153

      It's a stereotype that white girls are easy, so that implies they lose their virginity at a young age.

    • @ashishbhatt3467
      @ashishbhatt3467 6 лет назад +65

      Its probably that blonde girl stereotype and the way hollywood protray white teenage girl. every one had 2-3 bf etc.

    • @ZIbroweed
      @ZIbroweed 6 лет назад +55

      Thank Hollywood. This is what the world thinks of the West.

    • @jadeshepherd8627
      @jadeshepherd8627 6 лет назад +19

      A lot of 18 year olds in Sutton In Ashfield (small uk town, this is from my experience) have already had babies. A person who I used to be best friends with became a chronic liar yet she actually got pregnant at some point.

    • @NLTops
      @NLTops 6 лет назад +20

      Jade, this is a good example of how stereotypes are born. We take our personal experience as anecdotal evidence that a certain group acts a certain way. No matter how large your sample size it's almost unavoidably a generalization.

  • @blank4227
    @blank4227 8 лет назад +401

    The thing is, most white people laugh whenever someone makes fun of that stuff... but the second you fake an Indian accent, you lose your job...

    • @Logictrumpssuperstition
      @Logictrumpssuperstition 8 лет назад +30

      +Al Capwn damn bro sorry you lost your job, you should totally be allowed to mock people. Mock away bro. Stay strong, im sure you'll get another job soon. Live long and prosper

    • @Logictrumpssuperstition
      @Logictrumpssuperstition 8 лет назад +17

      Al Capwn HAHAHAHAHAHA panties in a bunch?

    • @kaziabir1
      @kaziabir1 8 лет назад +8

      +Al Capwn Yeah but say a brown guy with an accent who is working hard on trying to lose the accent and you just make fun of him for that it will hurt him. He'll probably laugh just to play along but it's not the same. I think getting fired for that is a little extreme but there's no doubt it's harassment because you never see a brown guy making fun of white/european/australian accents. I would but that's just because I'm an asshole.

    • @kurobancho3508
      @kurobancho3508 8 лет назад +25

      +Al Capwn Yeah, that kinda thing is happening now. It's funnier when people are like "I hate racism!" and then they proceed to joke about white people. Ok, thats fine but they get butthurt at jokes about other races. Like wow hypocrisy. It's not only Tumblr people who do this as well.

    • @SydneyCarton2085
      @SydneyCarton2085 8 лет назад

      +Al Capwn
      ...and get hired at 711!

  • @CrossingTheStreetArt
    @CrossingTheStreetArt 4 года назад +12

    "what's the deal with cutlery? It's so weird" lol xD you killed me

  • @MrOssyMoro
    @MrOssyMoro 3 года назад +41

    An Indian friend dared to call Italian food "bland food" here in Italy and I just say he is no more. Be careful my Indian friends. Be careful.

    • @lovepainmusic
      @lovepainmusic 3 года назад +4

      By the way Indians Love Pasta n Pizza😉

    • @Dough_Knut
      @Dough_Knut 3 года назад +19

      It is bland tbf

    • @debkalpapal2682
      @debkalpapal2682 3 года назад

      What is meaning of bland?

    • @Invictus-on2ie
      @Invictus-on2ie 3 года назад +3

      "You have Mamma'd your last Mia"

    • @Invictus-on2ie
      @Invictus-on2ie 3 года назад +8

      @@debkalpapal2682 tasteless; without flavour

  • @koek1122
    @koek1122 7 лет назад +482

    do white people ever settle down hahahaha

    • @Ayveh
      @Ayveh 7 лет назад +9

      Lol "so do white girls ever settle down" XD

    • @sam-rr7xw
      @sam-rr7xw 7 лет назад +1

      lol smashed it made my day bruv

    • @brennerhall4106
      @brennerhall4106 7 лет назад

      Vino sitas girls*

    • @mayasquaw2254
      @mayasquaw2254 6 лет назад

      Vino sitas "I got so wasted I hookup with like 5 guys there" 😂

  • @nikkorin
    @nikkorin 6 лет назад +71

    You missed the "Omg, you are so pale, are you even alive?"
    I get that one a lot.

    • @MrALenCar321
      @MrALenCar321 4 года назад +1

      You're not pale Sheamus is pale ( Irish guy in wwe).

  • @LoverScratch
    @LoverScratch 2 года назад +4

    “Did you know they have security at airports” fucking killed me

  • @yuppsonewhomustnotbenamed3076
    @yuppsonewhomustnotbenamed3076 4 года назад

    I hope you enjoy my good man, i like your twisted humor and look forward to more

  • @admubs3696
    @admubs3696 9 лет назад +69

    "say something in Indian"

  • @tahreesuh
    @tahreesuh 6 лет назад +71

    This is baisically what people in Indiana and Ohio say to someone who is from Ontario witch is only a 6-7 hour drive. They ask about iggloos,Maple Syrup and if it snows there all the time.

  • @reasonableguy9090
    @reasonableguy9090 5 лет назад

    Just been recommended this and subbed straight away!
    GOLD!

  • @apppertplus68
    @apppertplus68 4 года назад

    Honestly, this is the best version of this shtick I have ever seen.
    Thank you. My life is richer for having watched it.

  • @faqi7076
    @faqi7076 6 лет назад +380

    Pop songs;
    *i like how DIFFERENT every song is*

    • @yikushieda
      @yikushieda 5 лет назад +11

      ahaa yes best part of the satire

    • @lol...
      @lol... 5 лет назад +3

      Friday is pretty outstanding

    • @madamebkrt
      @madamebkrt 5 лет назад +1

      Best part of the whole video

    • @lerno2617
      @lerno2617 5 лет назад

      @@madamebkrt I swear

    • @weighingmc9595
      @weighingmc9595 5 лет назад

      ツFaqi why are you here?? You commented on one of my vids. 😂

  • @politicalstatus197
    @politicalstatus197 6 лет назад +756

    White here! Literally busted a gut laughing at the stereotypes being thrown at white people. I don't get why people get so offended when someone is using stereotypes, I find it hilarious!

    • @Roescoe
      @Roescoe 6 лет назад +28

      Because their identity is too closely tied with race. I laugh at jokes at white's expense too because I don't consider it something that integral to me.

    • @goldengeek3320
      @goldengeek3320 5 лет назад +4

      James Bond, since when is getting butthurt at something I subjectively find offensive and then responding with a relevant OFFENSIVE remark bad? It is not defensive to respond by taking a stab at the offender's race. Defensive is when after I insult somebody in such manor they try to make themselves or their own race look good to recover. Like seriously you used counterattack and defensive to refer to the same action ahahahhahahahah!
      I do not understand why succeeding at communicating in a heated situation means getting the first stab at the other person in a smart-ish sounding way but then they are not to respond? And even if you did not mean to offend, what really makes it bad is calling them butthurt and refusing to further appropriately communicate. After you both fire shots you could try to work it out instead of point out the fact that yes you were offensive and thus made someone butthurt.
      Saying black people are more likely to commit a crime is a FACT (when compared to white people and with the assumption we are in the U.S.), saying you specifically (black person... presumably) are more likely to commit a crime is a stereotype... i.e. a relevant and actually good comeback.
      Oh and finally, James Bond, your comment itself is a negative (from your point of view, refer to my first sentence of the first paragraph) stereotype about white people... you should really consider A. trying to be more understanding when someone takes offensive to what comes out of your mouth (even if you think it is not offensive, it's their feelings hurt not yours) and B. try to cherish or at least comprehend every unique individual's attributes as factors that cause such a response of offense (or any response at all).

    • @goldengeek3320
      @goldengeek3320 5 лет назад +1

      You misunderstood completely ;/ Our entire exchange was about how in the hypothetical situation you set up what would be the right thing to do and it was about how you were making wrong statements. I am not calling you stupid because this was a bit convoluted (and meta :D) and I could have been a little more clear.
      Please do not say I was twisting your words. I used your quotes to put emphasis on what I was referring to and I took entire whole quotes NO TWISTING THEIR so please learn what twisting means.
      If you take anything from this exchange be it is that if you were to offend anyone in any future communications what you describe in your first comment is not the right attitude. It is not fair to not let them respond if you were the offensive one. You are welcome to comment again with your thoughts (and I will gladly read :D) but if you are going to repeatedly argue with no new original thoughts then I might not respond.
      And for the love of all that is anything please know that in the english language it is acceptable to quote someone in the same context that quote was said if in its entirety and its not considered twisting words.
      Like damn, seriously learn that.

    • @goldengeek3320
      @goldengeek3320 5 лет назад +1

      Fair enough... to be honest this was kinda fun. :D Btw the black thing works with any race even white if you think about it. Having that last comment with the first would have probably avoided this whole thing :D be careful what you write because that first comment was a little triggering before you represented yourself. Cya

    • @SerenityScratch
      @SerenityScratch 5 лет назад +1

      Political Love you could say the same thing the other way around

  • @Ihatemyusernamemore
    @Ihatemyusernamemore 2 года назад

    Bro this is crack up as. I haven't seen a bad kolhatkar video yet

  • @richardgerbes7509
    @richardgerbes7509 3 года назад

    I love this thanks Neel

  • @inviktus3349
    @inviktus3349 7 лет назад +275

    im an indian and literally none of those things said were offensive.. its not insulting that people find our culture interesting and a good laugh worthy :) and i love the whites they invented all the things that shaped the modern world

    • @upshotproductions5479
      @upshotproductions5479 7 лет назад +19

      not all the things and now we are more interconnected so everyone is helping each other move forward. besides that Indians have invented great things too, for example computers are posible because of Indians as binary language uses 0 and everything on computer is writen in binary and and a lot of math and science related things were done by indians. our world world'nt survive on just a few number of people we all are important valuable people, from janitors to ceos and from social workers to pm/ president. we all need to be there to move forward.

    • @inviktus3349
      @inviktus3349 7 лет назад +2

      Upshot productions just a zero .. nothing on semiconductors , nothing on the workings of the web , nothing of java oracle , windows , so i disagree .. nothing relevant was made by indians .. just a zero which has no value

    • @inviktus3349
      @inviktus3349 7 лет назад +10

      Pavlos Pap. yes i agree with that .. and indians are very developed when it comes to nuclear technology .. but the individual standards of life are very low .. hence my view .. i do not hate india .. just its underdeveloped society and the fact that they deny they are.

    • @ngxoxo
      @ngxoxo 7 лет назад +10

      haha i always wondered why most self haters are indian

    • @inviktus3349
      @inviktus3349 7 лет назад +24

      ***** self hatred keeps an individual humble and able to see and accept his own faults .. unlike most whining american feminist manginas

  • @iSaintRichie23
    @iSaintRichie23 7 лет назад +806

    I'm white and I found this okay because I'm not allowed to be offended.

    • @nittyclips
      @nittyclips 7 лет назад

      Sib Pro Quo LOL

    • @faedolls
      @faedolls 7 лет назад +16

      Sib Pro Quo anyone.. can.. get offended..

    • @Rs2006REMAKEVids
      @Rs2006REMAKEVids 7 лет назад +16

      +digitalatbest 。
      "theres not racism against white people"
      Ever been to Africa?
      Japan is more amusing about it, though.

    • @faedolls
      @faedolls 7 лет назад +1

      Kinetic RWBY if u look closely u can see i said "theres not racism against white people" good try tho

    • @nittyclips
      @nittyclips 7 лет назад +1

      digitalatbest 。 He was being sarcastic.

  • @yatoku1001
    @yatoku1001 2 года назад +1

    I'VE NEVER HAD A MOOD SWING THIS GOOD OMG I WENT FRON ANXEITY TO FULL BLOWN LAUGHTER

  • @BluberrySmoothie
    @BluberrySmoothie Год назад +2

    These are the type of people who ask “ are you Indian, or brown? “

  • @chanelles.88
    @chanelles.88 7 лет назад +70

    Just sent this to my Indian friends. I will follow up with you all

    • @chanelles.88
      @chanelles.88 7 лет назад +11

      Zeshan Ali They thought it was hilarious, especially the turban comment :D

    • @darrenthomas5743
      @darrenthomas5743 7 лет назад +50

      If anyone was offended white or Indian they are children. None of it was offensive, just silly stereotypes

    • @oriax8770
      @oriax8770 7 лет назад +1

      no one is offended.. it's funny n quite ryt :-)

  • @user-jo3oe5yz3t
    @user-jo3oe5yz3t 7 лет назад +141

    The "reversed" actually happens when one travels abroad to non-white majority countries. Or to any foreign country, for that matter. This is nothing out of the ordinary, only exactly what one would (and should!) expect when encountering a expect. Even if a white, Anglo-Saxon couple moved to Kazakhstan and had kids, the children, even if "from" Kazakhstan, will still need to expect Kazakhs potentially having difficulty pronouncing their names. It's normal.

    • @ketchumall8243
      @ketchumall8243 6 лет назад +6

      This is true. As an American who lived for two years in Africa, I can confirm this. I got all sorts of stereotypes and such thrown at me. Or people who wanted to come and talk about american politics or other "popular" U.S. topics to me and assumed I'd be interested just cause Im american. Or they'd say that i didn't "look american" and i looked like some other Caucasian nationality.

    • @sophiamarie4880
      @sophiamarie4880 6 лет назад +2

      Andrew Ketchum well... no ones really american unless they are 100% native american. america is a country of immigrants. for ex, i’m american but i look italian, cuz that’s my heritage, my friend is also american, but he looks Bangladeshi, because that’s his heritage. so (unless ur 100% native american) no one “looks” american

    • @aimercab8630
      @aimercab8630 6 лет назад

      Very true.

    • @notusingmyname4791
      @notusingmyname4791 6 лет назад

      As someone who went to live in China for a year... I can say I only experienced 2 things like this, the first was a coworker asking if all americans actually believed in the christ myth... and the other one (and I got asked this A LOT) "do you like chinese girl?"
      .....that was it.

    • @redken3919
      @redken3919 6 лет назад

      The difference is that America is filled with immigrants and people from many other cultures, they shouldn't act like this, they should know better

  • @jazlynevangeli1844
    @jazlynevangeli1844 3 года назад +8

    0:51 "why do you like to eat with your hands? That's so weird.."
    Indonesian ppl: ._.

  • @malhardate9625
    @malhardate9625 3 года назад

    thank you for doing that!!!

  • @undead.rising
    @undead.rising 5 лет назад +765

    It's annoying that when Australians make a video like this, they actually make it with an American audience in mind, because Australians would NEVER say ketchup, they would say tomato sauce instead.

    • @nusaybahansar9285
      @nusaybahansar9285 5 лет назад +25

      Madeleine Kamondi, ikr, like wtf that doesn't even make sense

    • @datwhiteboi6256
      @datwhiteboi6256 5 лет назад +13

      I'm a American and I've actually had Australian people asking me these questions it's weird

    • @galaxiegoddess
      @galaxiegoddess 5 лет назад +14

      Then... What would they call actual tomato suace?

    • @skippyhd3180
      @skippyhd3180 5 лет назад +2

      Yes it is the same thing ya stupid

    • @hello3.14dodododododododod5
      @hello3.14dodododododododod5 5 лет назад +1

      Courtney Quinn there is no other tomato sauce 🤔

  • @ratelslangen
    @ratelslangen 8 лет назад +90

    "I eat pizza with cutlery"
    You focking wot m8?

    • @paintitloud8680
      @paintitloud8680 8 лет назад +3

      +Byzanking er, not true. Italians cut the slices themselves, then pick the slices up and eat with their hands. Germans use cutlery.

    • @kushbhatt707
      @kushbhatt707 8 лет назад

      +ratelslangen u an irish or an aussie mate !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @kushbhatt707
      @kushbhatt707 8 лет назад +1

      +ratelslangen ohhh are u english !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! as in an englishman from england !!!!!!!!!! u have aan accent even in typing !!!!!!! hahaha just joking

    • @bullseye6969
      @bullseye6969 6 лет назад

      ratelslangen that's a counter bombing for eating indian food with hand joke.

  • @zohaibchaudhri
    @zohaibchaudhri 3 года назад

    The second half was so satisfying to watch. For someone who’s experienced the 1st part in real life

  • @Datasavingmode
    @Datasavingmode 2 года назад +2

    Finally, a channel that shows boths sides

  • @kodyandkara
    @kodyandkara 9 лет назад +129

    "I love bland food" hahahaha

  • @ciic5495
    @ciic5495 5 лет назад +57

    “I LOVE JESUS HU HU HU” I’m dying 😂😂😂

  • @5gonza541
    @5gonza541 5 лет назад +9

    It is incredible how the first part is considered like the most offensive thing on the planet, and the second is completely fine in society’s eyes

    • @SD-po6hk
      @SD-po6hk 5 лет назад +12

      Being an Indian guy myself I find both part equally funny... I don't mind a bit of racial stereotyping as it is the product of people trying to understand different culture which is the 1st step of bonding.

    • @5gonza541
      @5gonza541 5 лет назад +3

      Shiv 96 It would be nice if you explained this to the left

    • @unkraut7427
      @unkraut7427 5 лет назад

      Welcome to Neel Kolhatkar's channel LOL

    • @davidwillis7991
      @davidwillis7991 3 года назад

      I think society is very close to thinking of these the same. Sure left wing people would try to be outraged but mainly people are more offended if they're asked the questions in their own country.

  • @crystallxix1493
    @crystallxix1493 3 года назад +7

    I could almost smell the passive aggressiveness

  • @JennaPatel
    @JennaPatel 7 лет назад +120

    "I love bland food" LMao

  • @shadowprincessnami3412
    @shadowprincessnami3412 7 лет назад +523

    "You look so exotic for a white girl, you could totally pass for Italian." As an Italian I can honestly say, we are white. Like, pretty freaking white. So I don't see what they're getting at here.

    • @Dcent_K
      @Dcent_K 7 лет назад +89

      Shadow Princess Nami LOL you missed the point.

    • @MontyQueues
      @MontyQueues 7 лет назад +40

      italian women are usually tan
      not caker white
      if so they have english background instead of italian

    • @shadowprincessnami3412
      @shadowprincessnami3412 7 лет назад +18

      TheEngineer101 I get the point of the video but they are insinuating that Italian is a race not a nationality.

    • @shadowprincessnami3412
      @shadowprincessnami3412 7 лет назад +44

      aplayaz2000 being tan doesn't make you not white. Yes it is true that people from England, Scotland, etc.. are a lot paler but that doesn't make Italians not white.

    • @ais89x
      @ais89x 7 лет назад +38

      You're taking things too personal, there's different shades of white people from Albino Finnish people to Germans, English to more olive skinned Spaniards, Southern Italians, Greeks, Armenians, to Slavic eastern Europeans with their more Ural features to Celtic white people from Ireland, wales, and parts of eastern Europe.
      Not every white person is Anglo-saxon

  • @penguinpirate8779
    @penguinpirate8779 3 года назад

    It’s scary how accurate this is

  • @asterisque9252
    @asterisque9252 3 года назад +4

    When you can relate to both of them...
    My power is both a blessing and a curse.

  • @tjane8730
    @tjane8730 6 лет назад +229

    Well i'm white and i didn't find any of this offending in any way

    • @jesseward568
      @jesseward568 6 лет назад +3

      I have these conversations all the time

    • @andrewjoyner4133
      @andrewjoyner4133 6 лет назад +23

      Yeah I mean like if everyone could just chill the fuck out and get a bit of a sense of humour.
      Every race has stereotypes of every other race practically. Who cares. Poking fun at stereotypes can even be a way of building bridges with other races.

    • @declaracionespolemicas
      @declaracionespolemicas 6 лет назад

      prabhat shukla I'm guessing you think black women and latin american women are whores as well, so is it really a racial thing for you?

    • @CarvinesIre
      @CarvinesIre 6 лет назад

      Your name sounds like a brand of really terrible gangster hats *Micdrop*

    • @wellz1990
      @wellz1990 6 лет назад +4

      Tja Ne neither did I, however I'm very confused. I have yet to find any white people that say those things to other people of a different race. Have I been fortunate enough to not have crossed the people yet or is this a fake stereotype

  • @milannanda4068
    @milannanda4068 8 лет назад +116

    I LOVE JESUS! HUH HUH HUH!!!!LOLOLOL! lost my shit there

    • @GULIYADHMUSIK
      @GULIYADHMUSIK 8 лет назад +3

      +Mil Man Oi Lowv Jaysus!!! Houk Houk Houk Houk....
      me too bro, me too!

    • @onedforever9417
      @onedforever9417 8 лет назад

      Saaaamee😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀

    • @wildturkey7896
      @wildturkey7896 8 лет назад

      +Mil Man Hahahaha I fuckin cracked at that.

    • @wowstefaniv
      @wowstefaniv 8 лет назад

      +Mil Man xDDD so much this

  • @AnthonyFilms29
    @AnthonyFilms29 5 лет назад +1

    “This is our oil now!” Absolutely lost it at this part haha

  • @emaraalinsh6442
    @emaraalinsh6442 5 лет назад +7

    "I love bland food" I'm dead 😂😂

  • @Jamestech1001
    @Jamestech1001 9 лет назад +22

    "Did your parents like date each other and fall in love?" HAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH I FUCKING DIED AT THAT ONE

  • @elias_xp95
    @elias_xp95 5 лет назад +160

    As I white person let me just say, I'm not offended. So, the lesson I take from this is it's okay to ask brown people about Bollywood

    • @North_Indian_
      @North_Indian_ 5 лет назад +3

      EG:UK hahaha bollywood 💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻

    • @jaredschroeder
      @jaredschroeder 5 лет назад +1

      Who else are we going to ask?

    • @MrALenCar321
      @MrALenCar321 5 лет назад +32

      Ask north Indians about Bollywood . The people from the south speak Tamil, Telugu, kannada and Malayalam. We have our own film industry. We make better movies without female objectification and non indians in it.

    • @samruddhisaoji7195
      @samruddhisaoji7195 5 лет назад +21

      @@MrALenCar321 yeah you guys just have stupid plots and pathetic dramas

    • @MrALenCar321
      @MrALenCar321 4 года назад +9

      @@samruddhisaoji7195 So what kind of stupid plots have you seen? Kamal, Mamooty and Vijay sethupathi can act better than any bollywood actor. Tbh Malayalam movies are the best and then maybe Tamil movies. Have you seen Hindi tv serials ? it literally takes the girl an entire episode to walk down from the stairs.

  • @mauriciod2545
    @mauriciod2545 4 года назад +4

    "You could totally pass for Italian" I'd take that as a compliment

  • @mrkslva4231
    @mrkslva4231 3 года назад +9

    0:23 being a Sri lankan in a white country be like 😂

  • @lil4841
    @lil4841 7 лет назад +311

    everyones so triggered oml xD

  • @MegaMaxclan
    @MegaMaxclan 7 лет назад +41

    I felt they were waiting eagerly to take revenge

  • @jessewhite2226
    @jessewhite2226 2 года назад

    This is actually just pure gold 🤣🤣

  • @abbieamavi
    @abbieamavi 5 лет назад

    *the "lucky charms potato potato" had me crying his back hunch dude was getting into it* 😂😂😂