I don’t usually make comments on my videos but I feel like I should for this one. Thank you guys so much for 160k+ views on this video I randomly uploaded after being inactive for almost a year, I could have never imagined it would gain this much traction. Have a good day/night and thanks for reading!
Vote Byakuya Togami for president! He will: Steal your kidneys Tell main characters to shut up Be mad that you cried on his hard wood floor Eat your kidneys.
@makoto I don't mind anyone hating me, in fact, it's good that you people hate me. This way, I won't get sentimental when Its my time to contribute to the killing game.
when he said "shut up naegi" it reminds me of when a little kid is trying to talk to their mom but their mom is talking to somebody and the mom is annoyed just *shutupnaegitheadultsarespeaking*
@@killuazoldyck9560 i don't believe that every time i encounter a new anime i see fans of it with pfp references from that certain anime, but like seriously my guy im watching hxh and here i find my encounter with you
It makes me so happy when voice actors are so in-tune with the project they are voicing to the point where they make their own memes about it, it really shows you how much soul actors put into it instead of it being another job for another paycheck
Lines: 'You removed my what?!' I removed your right kidney while you were sleeping last night. No no no, no no no, why are you shaking and crying and getting your tears all on my hardwood floors, that's not polite. Hahahaha - I helped you, you didn't need it. I should let you know that you're doing a really good thing. And what is that thi- shut up Naegi. And what is that thing you ask? Hahahaha... Let's just say you gave a business man dinner tonight.
LMAO I- IS THIS WHAT MY HUMOR HAS COME TO ME LAUGHING SO LOUD AT BYAKUYA TOGAMI STEALING A KIDNEY, TO THE POINT WHERE MY PARENTS HAD TO ASK IF IM OKAY BECAUSE IF SO IM ALL FOR IT
byakuya: no no, nonono, why are you shaking and crying and getting your tears all over my hardwood floor, now that's not polite. also byakuya: hahaha I just stole a kidney LOL
@@Eymologymentality Jokes on you. I didn’t fall asleep last night! I managed to stay up at 11:00 pm only to blink once and it was 6:30 am wait, i fell asleep
I love you and respect your feelings, girl/guy/person/picklejar(?) I should probably put it out there that pickle jar is an inside joke from trans person to trans person in my group and was meant in no way to be mocking
This could’ve gone 2 ways •he gave someone my kidney and to thank him they brought him dinner •he ate my kidney for dinner either way I’m not comfortable
I don’t usually make comments on my videos but I feel like I should for this one.
Thank you guys so much for 160k+ views on this video I randomly uploaded after being inactive for almost a year, I could have never imagined it would gain this much traction. Have a good day/night and thanks for reading!
ofc!
It’s cause of how ridiculous this is so everyone taps on it
Just like me cause it’s hilarious
What did you use to make this?
YOUR VOICE SOUNDS JUST LIKE HIM LMFAOAOAO
you still smell
*"And what is that thing you- Shut up Naegi."*
0:19
“That’s not very polite”
*Stealing my organs isn’t polite either rich boy*
I NE ER STOLE UOUE BOMES WHAT TH2FUCL
W H A T
@@byakuyatogami2410 r/ihadastroke
@@serenity6967 I ONLY MADE 7 MISTAKES
@@byakuyatogami2410 4*
POV: You’re Junko and you just stole one of his many, *many* files about the government, then you get this voicemail
Yes ♡
@@byakuyatogami2410 but Byakuya-
@@byakuyatogami2410 byakuya wtf man
@@byakuyatogami2410 yo byakuya I think that feeding toko kidneys isn’t very nice
@@byakuyatogami2410 hi toegahmee
I set this as my ringtone and I fell down the stairs at my school and someone called me right after..👁💧👄💧👁
I scrambled to decline I-
I- IMAO
props to you
Rest In Peace
LMAOO
“Shut up Naegi”
I-
I don’t know why that’s in there but it makes it so much more realistic
Ikrr 🤣
(I love your pfp)
@@MelonHere20
Thank you!
@Hey I’m Jaii just noticed your pfp and I love it too, BEASTARS right? Unless I'm totally wrong
TERUTERU
dining at its finest
Exactly
Forbidden snack
Makoto’s kidney
@@stefann2461
Byakuya: I would like that medium rare please,
Mmmm yes...*KIDNEYS!!*
What a delicacy!
keedneey
“You gave this business man dinner tonight.”
Eyeless Byakuya
Yes
H
E
Now, did he sell the kidney, or eat the kidney?
L
I bet Togami’s VA was trying not to laugh the entire time (excludes the giggles in the voice thingy)
i agree, fellow nagito.
WHEN WAS THIS RECORDED AND WHY I MUST KNOW
That one dislike is Makoto.
The three dislikes are Mokoto, Kyoko, and Mokoto's sister :)
@@Zyla_770 komaru naegi
@@yourawkwardipadkid4894 i couldn't remember how to spell it so I just said "Mokoto's sister"
@@Zyla_770 oh ok
@@Zyla_770 -stupid- this was just a test ok
So this is how he rebuilt the Togami corporation
*hold up-*
perhaps
@@byakuyatogami2410 👀
I appreciate your profile picture very much
@@eustace6046 thank you
I just imagine Toko being like:
“HEY! THAT’S NOT FAIR! MASTER SHOULD HAVE STOLE MY KIDNEY!”
That's why I didnt
@@byakuyatogami2410 BOI GIVE ME BACK MY KIDNEY OR I'LL LOCK YOU IN A ROOM WITH TOKO
@@bakugokatsuki5710 He ate it bakugou
@@bakugokatsuki5710 Your kidney no longer exists, and I have this rock to throw at toko, and perhaps you, so try.
@@byakuyatogami2410 TOKOOOO I FOUND YOUR MASTER
Vote Byakuya Togami for president!
He will:
Steal your kidneys
Tell main characters to shut up
Be mad that you cried on his hard wood floor
Eat your kidneys.
I never said I ate it!
@@byakuyatogami2410 Yes you did >:/
@@HytenX show proof
@@byakuyatogami2410 0:24
He could've meant he sold it to buy dinner, it could also be what you think
The way he said “you just gave this business man dinner tonight” concerns me
What? They gave this business man dinner tonight.
it is up to you to decide
sell it to buy dinner
eat it for dinner
To me it just sounds like he's coming for the other one
true
@@kaliakook9020 can I trade this cool rock so I can have a kidney
Ikr the way he said it is kinda
*hot* 😳
"No no no no, why are you shaking and crying and getting your tears all over my hardwood floors??"
I'M ELEVATING-
thats not polite 😕
*h e h e h e h e*
"I helped you, you didn't need it"
"I should let you know youre actually doing a really good thing- What is that thing you as-
*Shut up Naegi*
“What is that thing you ask?... h e h e h e..”
Tears? On his hard wood floors? That won't do, you don't deserve your kidneys if you're doing that.
Yeah
@@byakuyatogami2410 agreeable
"ShUt uP nAeGi"
naegi in the background: nO yOuRe wRoNg
*"sHuT uP nAeGi"*
0:20 😼
Well, he was acting like a little bitch so I had to tell him to shut up
@@anomalousscientist472 **throws juice on floor**
oh well ⌯' ▾ '⌯
@makoto oh, is the little peasant mad?
@makoto I don't mind anyone hating me, in fact, it's good that you people hate me. This way, I won't get sentimental when Its my time to contribute to the killing game.
Gave this business man WHAT
Dinner 🤭🤤🥵
Dinner.
din din
XD
i took his kidney after he took my nonexistent kidney
“and what is that thing y- shut up naegi” *continues* LMAO
Headcannon:
Togami is a cannibal but he hides it
The shut up Makoto part, I’m dead-
and what is the thing you-
*_shut up naegi_*
The Ultimatw Cannibal
when he said "shut up naegi" it reminds me of when a little kid is trying to talk to their mom but their mom is talking to somebody and the mom is annoyed
just
*shutupnaegitheadultsarespeaking*
Honestly whenever that happens I'm like
i-i-i-i-i wh-n-b-AAAAAAAAAAA
Your name is basically me ✋😭 my name is kai and i like any pronouns wtf are we the same person 👹
@@killuazoldyck9560 maybe 😳
@@peacepatrol8827 ✋😳
@@killuazoldyck9560 i don't believe that every time i encounter a new anime i see fans of it with pfp references from that certain anime, but like seriously my guy im watching hxh and here i find my encounter with you
*"No No NO no NO Why are you shaking and crying and getting your tears all over my hard wood floors"*
"That's not polite."
“Ha ha ha. I helped you. You didn’t need it.”
“I should let you know that your actually doing a really good thing”
"And what is that thing you- shut up Naegi-"
“Let’s just say you gave this business man dinner tonight.”
**Sends to non weeb friend**
my work here is done
You're from the horror gacha Club barbie
@@yoo_night7428 Ah yes I remember you
@@yoo_night7428 you're not your
@@byakuyatogami2410 thank you Byakuya Togami, the Ultimate Affluent Progeny. Very cool!
"you- *shut up naegi.* "
😔
@@nothatswrong3383 NOOO DONT BE SAD M BABY😳😳
"Hannibal Togami" or "Byakuya Lecter?"
FNKSKHFDSKHDFD LMFAOOO
Hannibal Togami, his last name means loads to him.
LMAOAOAOAOA JWAIJSAOKSMXKSSOKSOSSKKDWO HANNIBAL TOGAMI
Becter Hogami
I lost it at "Shut up Naegi" 💀
"These idiots are selling PARTS instead of the whole thing? Man, how can anyone be so stupid?"
-Professional Genius
Whoa, is that me on the Nintendo 2DS?
@@dryest-bones Yes it is.
@@ScrimbleQM Whoa, cool.
technically if you sell the parts separately then you get more money though
It makes me so happy when voice actors are so in-tune with the project they are voicing to the point where they make their own memes about it, it really shows you how much soul actors put into it instead of it being another job for another paycheck
I can't tell if he stole Makoto's kidney or if he stole someone else's kidney and Makoto is there trying to save him from himself but either way wHAT-
Probably stole Makoto’s kidney-
Send help
@@makotonaegi6900 No
@@makotonaegi6900 SWEET BABY CHILD IM SORRY I DIDN'T COME SOONER PLEASE RESPOND IF YOU AREN'T DEAD
@@makotonaegi6900 come home child.
I want to think that he meant "dinner" as in he got money from the kidney sale and not from actually eating it
@Ashley Yepes seasoned with the finest money
I actually ██████████████████
@@byakuyatogami2410 please tell us did you eat naegi's kidney
@@ashponos854 the world wants to know
@@ashponos854 😔
Lines:
'You removed my what?!' I removed your right kidney while you were sleeping last night. No no no, no no no, why are you shaking and crying and getting your tears all on my hardwood floors, that's not polite. Hahahaha - I helped you, you didn't need it. I should let you know that you're doing a really good thing. And what is that thi- shut up Naegi. And what is that thing you ask? Hahahaha... Let's just say you gave a business man dinner tonight.
Makoto: No byakuya you cant eat peoples internal organs.
Byakuya: *haha right kidney go brrr.*
0:24 TOKO LET JACK TAKE OVER, I NEED TO HIDE BEHIND HER 😭
Alright 😏
@Jack aw c'mon :'(
@Jack fuck it im just gonna dissect togami and steal my kidney back
@@diluc.3604 but you are chiaki, not toko
@@cringegod uhh anatomy does not work like that, you cant get something that somebody either eaten or sold by dissecting them
a h e m, ngl i'd let him take my kidney
I would too, he could take *both*
He could take both of mine and I'd say sorry
people above me are Toko
@@eiry4381 haha under go brrr
Are you ok
"Getting your tears on my hardwood floor, that's not polite"
Me at hearing that: *YOU REMOVED THIS POOR PERSONS KIDNEY WHILE THEY WERE SLEEPING*
you are getting your tears on my hardwood floor
@@byakuyatogami2410 poor floor
@{Kirby Lettuce} hmm... I dont remember taking a chunk of your brain, but you are acting like you did...
@@byakuyatogami2410Let's see... Byakuya's not being polite, is worried about his hardwood floor, other stuf... yeah, everything's normal here
It would be an honor if Byakuya Togami *himself* stole my kidney
SIMPPPPP
so i take it you're a sub
Exquisite
not my kidney pls
i only have my own two gamer kidneys :'c
nO-
@@j1nx192 Yes.
@@eiry4381 :'
Enjoy the kidney good sir 🧎♀️
Whoever has just had their kidney stolen: has kidneys
Cannibal Byakuya: I'll take your entire stock!
i think its my boy makoto
I can’t tell if he’s going to sell my kidney so he can pay for dinner or eat my kidney for dinner lmao
0:25
I WHAT?!
Yes.
@@byakuyatogami2833 NU
@@byakuyatogami2833 FAKE
“I found you, faker!”
-Byakuya Togami to Byakuya Togami
@@AndresHernandez-zw3ug oh wow
Is Naegi trying to stop him, or is he eating Naegi's kidney..
The question that even my four dark devas of destruction can not answer..
Hey Tanaka! Do the thing, the name thing
@@1111gjhfscvhdsh Nagito, put the gun down for your own and everyone else's sake-
@@cumcumber4880 it’s ok, your not in danger. I’m the one who’s unlucky
Oh, sunlights! Now we will never know!
@@1111gjhfscvhdsh I have the superior pfp
fight me
Plot twist, it was actually Eyeless Jack in a cosplay and doing an impression of Togami-
Pov: Makoto and Togami are standing on a plat form above you
...Honestly, just take both of them; I didn't want to live anyway.
Thank you, Byakuya
"no no no, no no no *why are you shaking and crying and getting your tears all over my hard wood floors?"*
Naegi: "bro someone died-"
Byakuya: " SHUT UP NAEGI
Lets just say you gave this business man dinner tonight 😈
LMAO I-
IS THIS WHAT MY HUMOR HAS COME TO
ME LAUGHING SO LOUD AT BYAKUYA TOGAMI STEALING A KIDNEY, TO THE POINT WHERE MY PARENTS HAD TO ASK IF IM OKAY
BECAUSE IF SO IM ALL FOR IT
"Shut up Naegi.."
I wheezed-
byakuya: no no, nonono, why are you shaking and crying and getting your tears all over my hardwood floor, now that's not polite.
also byakuya: hahaha I just stole a kidney LOL
IM SORRY WHAT 0:25
im a person, i get hungry
@@byakuyatogami2410 LMAO IM WHEEZING
@@byakuyatogami2410 NEVER SAY SHUT UP TO THE EGG BOY OR ELSE
@•Queen Of Despair• why are you me
@•Queen Of Despair• *CEASE*
shut up, naegi
😔
“I helped you you didn’t need it”
I CANT UABAHAHAHWYWHAHYABSHAHAHHAHAHA
Welp since Byakuya took my right kidney, I guess the simple solution would be
*For me to take his right kidney-*
@just a red bird no, them he might take part of your brain. the logical comeback is to take one of his eyes
Good luck with that! :-\
To all the insomniacs out there:
I'm waiting for you to fall asleep.
but we are both a byakuya
me, reading this at 3am before bed: 🔘👄🔘💧
Welp, I’m not falling asleep tonight
@@kirb_64 You will.
@@Eymologymentality
Jokes on you. I didn’t fall asleep last night! I managed to stay up at 11:00 pm only to blink once and it was 6:30 am
wait, i fell asleep
Forbidden jelly bean.
They taste like if you melted a ton of jelly beans, mostly cherry, and eat it
@@byakuyatogami2410 BYAKUYA I-
"I stole your kidney so now I'm satisfied"
Why are you shaking and crying and getting your tears all over my
*H A R D W O O D F L O O R S*
togami plz take my other kidney
I don’t need it he can have it
only right kidneys taste good though
That is one of most cursed audios I ever heard
Same yet I love it
**Let’s just say you gave this business man dinner tonight.**
plot twist: byakuya just doesn’t like right kidneys. he just removed it so he could eat *you* tonight.
😳 UMMMMMMMM
W H A T -
He stole ur kidney
w a i t w h a t ? 1st he takes my right kidney then he's about to eat it? Y o u w o t m 8?
He wot m8?
Gonta 𝐡 𝐨 𝐩 𝐞s that rich man means that he sold the kidney and used that to get food, but gonta thinks hes wrong
@@gontagokuhara4373 G O N T A :0
Gonta is wrong
@@kaliakook9020 He I s?
Me: Mum can you respect my chosen name and pronouns
My mum: 0:06
i'm so sorry friend :( 💖💖💖💖💖
@@dryest-bones thank you Nagito 🥺
Your profile picture is gæ
I love you and respect your feelings, girl/guy/person/picklejar(?)
I should probably put it out there that pickle jar is an inside joke from trans person to trans person in my group and was meant in no way to be mocking
@@Kryssalids thank you! Don’t worry no offence was taken
“I took your right kidney when you were sleeping last night.”
Me: but I don’t exactly sleep-
I-I hope togami removed it c-carefully...
It's okay Mikan. It's fine.
I hope he didn’t. I hope he ripped it out 😏
@@diluc.3604 w-why would you think that?!
@@arty8761 I dunno 🤷♀️
@@diluc.3604 I-
I wouldnt mind if Byakuya ate my kidney, he can take my other organs for all i care
“That’s not polite”
I wheezed-
"I think Togami and I grew a little closer today."
He pulled a dhmis yellow guy
Togami is confirmed cannibal
What is my recommended at this point
"Shut up Naegi"
Me: **Randomly laughs at that even though I know nothing about it**
WELL THIS EXPLAINS WHY I WAS IN A ROBLOX DANGANRONPA RP SERVER AND THIS BYAKUYA KEPT ASKING FOR KIDNEYS
CAN I JAVE A LINK T THIS GAME
THE FUCK
@@gundhamtanaka3843 I was thinking the same thing
EyElEsS jAcK?!?!
😦
"Hahaha, let's just say you gave this business man dinner tonight...~"
LIKE.
WHY SO SEXUAL??
MY FRICKIN KIDNEY IS GONE AND ITS YOUR FAULT-
The end killed me. I have no words. That kidney was supposed to be my dinner. He took it. Why.
Why is byakuya sounding more and more like sonic to me..
Stop please, I didn't need this imagery
Omg I hear it
*I-*
“What the hell man?! I need my kidneys”
Not anymore
I was laughing so hard the entire time. I laughed even harder at "Shut up Naegi" and I was wheezing at the end
"Let's just say you gave this business man dinner tonight"
DAMN MY DIRTY MIND-
Shut up Naegi
I usually watch this video about three times a day.
Also thats not a joke
Id give him my kidney willingly- he could have just asked
“Shut up na-eggy 😠🤭😒😎”
This could’ve gone 2 ways
•he gave someone my kidney and to thank him they brought him dinner
•he ate my kidney for dinner
either way I’m not comfortable
or he sold it for millions then bought
kuya the EJ kinnie
I AM IN LOVE WITH THESE BYAKUYA POVS HAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHA
NO DONT SHUSH MAKOTO TOGAMI, I NEED MY KIDNEY
The sad thing is you find real x listener audios like this
I feel like this is the danganronpa equivalent of the "this is for rachel" voicemail
I- is RUclips recommending me this.. to try and tell me that I-
That Togami ate my kidney-
MAYBE
@@gundhamtanaka3843 OMG LMAOOO
I get the feeling that Byakuya made Makoto remove the kidney while he just watched him do it
W h e e z e
I'm having creepypasta flashbacks.
Byakuya is a Eyeless Jack kinnie confirmed.
I just wanded to Say that
this was my first thought too.
This is now one of my alarm sounds. Thank you.
And yet I still love him-