Game of Thrones Abridged #69: Daenerys IX, AGOT
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- Опубликовано: 13 авг 2017
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Okay, but that Dr. Who reenactment had me falling out of my seat with laughter. Just what I needed on a Monday morning.
It is Gnome!
The Schwift drought has ended. This will be like soothing rain on the chaos of the SchwiftySquwad. Thank you, Thank you. Thank you!
Hi Rikke!
Hello there :)
Hi Rikke, hello Dylan :)
#schwiftysquwad
WE GETTING OUT OF THE DOTHRAKI SEA WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥
Missed you so much, Alt dear. Thanks for the video.
And hugs and kisses to the #schwiftysquwad
Fevre Dream gets a lot more exciting around chapter 12, the vampire factor amps up significantly
Agreed, I enjoyed it a lot.
Audio book was exquisite!
OK, now that we're so close to the end of GOT Abriged we need to know, are you going to jump straight into A Clash of Kings or are you going to finish the first Animorphs book first?
Eh at the very end, you say "love is what drives these spells" and I was reminded of when you mentioned randyll tarly using blood magic on sam... it didn't work cause randyll never loved sam.
Maybe it did work. Sam did kill an Other after all.
One of the best chapters in the whole series
I was born to rule the seven kingdoms and I will.
💥🔥🔥🐉🐲🐉🔥🔥💥
I think that Dany will adopt Rickon as her son. After his trip to cannibal island he'll be traumatized into a Drogo-state and after so much time has passed Dany will have her nostalgia tingled for the good times she had back in the day and with that establish her new dynasty and the concept of a modern family at the same time.
Her boyfriend Vicky Greyjoy will disapprove but he won't wear the pants in that relationship, so what can he do?
A little nutty is a very nice way of putting it. Withdrawals are REAL, I tell you. Started Schwiftpocalypse 2.0.
The power of love was at work during season 8 episode 3
I've needed this back in my life so much
Thank the Gods! Maybe now we can hold off the apocalypse for another month or so...
Good job as always Alt, keeping me sane through the hellfire that is uni :P
That being said, you really need to work on how you pronounce "dew", I was really confused for like 2 minutes wondering what the fuck a 'Dragon Jew' is XD
only 35 minutes...so bitter-sweet
#69? Nice.
I swear I hear "Dragon Jew" and we all know that's Moishe Dayan!
Awesome video, thank you! I finally, watched all of them and I am looking forward to the next one. Of course we all know what happened (D+D=T). RIP Eroeh, Drogo and Rhaego. The audio effects were great, by the way :)
Sad to see this series slowly fade
Schwift chose an odd time to publish this, but I suppose magic has returned to the world so the laws of youtube no longer hold dominion over such matters.
This was a lovely episode!
Thanks for the post!
Hope this jumps up after S7 again :D:D
0:03 nice
Ah finally. Cannon backstory. I love learning new things!
RELEASE SOMETHING I NEED TO GO TO SLEEP TO IT
Schwift is better than Swift,it is known.
It is known
Yes it is known
EverythingM A man clearly doesn't know Swift,it is known.
see, the horse lords do have pillows.
Wow 20k subs already!
Dragon Dew, the equivalent of Mountain Dew for Planetos.
More schwift X !!!
A great reread!!
I miss you.
Question to all: Will Dany have another child ?
Thunder Clap She's already had 4, but possibly.
No 69 joke? You've changed alt
I think he‘s just showing his monk-like self control. Everyone expected it to happen and yet it didn’t.
Subverting expectations D&D-style.
Just inject this into my eyeballs
#Schwiftysquwad
Does he do these when he's drunk?
Get the dew, the dragon dew buy now to get the edgelord Jon dlc
@2:58: Not sure if you're just being sarcastic, but the whole 'don't look back' thing is all about temptation and the - supposedly - dire consequences if people fail to resist it, breaking the rules established by local power relations. Better do exactly as we tell you, or you'll also end up as a stone statue!
nice
Dany's Creamy Dew!
Did you skip a week or am I crazy?
Hash Bandicoot last episode was 13 days ago. Yes, I counted.
I think you're drunk when you're doing these videos haha
Summarize the Long awaited Summary- For fucks sake Guy. We had an open rebellion while you were gone. I understand but Fuck, Guy. Anyways, thats all water off of an aquatic murderbirds back. I can't fuck with a book that uses the spelling Fevre. Dragons are having a Tanty as Dragons will do from time to time. As far as Dany chapters go this one is not terrible. Don't look back but learn from your mistakes? which one is it? Fuck the Fuckin' red Door. I don't want to talk about Lemons in Braavos or Red Doors ever again. Stroking your Sex is a bold statement. calling genitals 'Sex' is quite efficient actually.
Dany's fears are cold? Does she Know things? Strange Things? Almond Eyes make me hungry. We talked about fears over at the Squwad recently. Mine is fear of being repeatedly assaulted in my face holes with surgical steel by a trained medical professional. with uncontrollable sobbing of Course. Can we stop calling a grazing pasture a Sea? Its fucked. .......And Behind Dany's Face is Davos' Femented Crabmeat. Memory loss is a bitch. I lost a few days after a car accident once and my short term memory is garbage. Also, I lost a few days after a car accident once and my short term memory is garbage.
Dreamless Sleep is a pretty common topic. Do you do word search on the PDF versions to quicken the comparison analysis? I bet you do. Rikke, Cata, adVA(bark), Steph, Earnets, and Brando are keeping your squwad in line over here. Did you say Dragon Jew? I have to re-listen. ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh, Dragon Dew. Like Mountain Dew but; ever notice Mountain Dew is the color of WildFyre? that can't be good for you. At All.
Drogo? glad you asked, He's a fuckin' Vegetable. You should go stop his breathing with a soft pillow sometime soon. Hey remember that time you birthed a Son? That shit was fuckin' Disgusting. It was the worst baby ever. I saw a baby with two different eyes once but your baby was a complete fuckin' Failure at being cute. Mary Most Dope is strongly cruel. I can only assumed Mary Most Dope has Giant strength in her bloodmage ManHands. Mary Most Dope has ManHands. My sun and Stars........ My waning Moon.... You No Khal to Me. No Khal For You. (Soft Pillow) Sweet Sleep.
Rape.. Rape.. Rape..
Moving On, I swear by the air that you breath, I will have my Dragon Requests. I will penetrate you in a New Hole of My Making..... Dragon is on Full Woke Bitches. Full On, Femented Crabmeat-Induced Wokeness. It's Going Down by EPMD. Lets go see whats left of Khal Drogo? Not Much. His Swat Game is on Zero. Ohhhhhhhh SHit...... Here we go with Mary Most Dope dropping some Poetic Wax. Dropping it like its warm to the touch. Dropping it like a Biscuit Machine. Menstrual Activity is the only activity you shouldn't take at Summer Camp. Try Archery it involves less hand washing. ...................Mate.
" What Have you Done For Me Lately?" - Mary Most Dope.
Life is more then being a breathing Veggie. Very Insightful Schwift. I will rape you to make you better? My spirit animal Huey Lewis and his News told me about the Power Of Love. I will Sexually assault you back to life...... Yeah Nah never mind . (soft Pillow)
Cheers Brother, #schwiftysquwad loves your stuff and things and stuff and stuff.
Le sigh.
I know u gotta pay the bills but fuck the episode reviews I think we all need to get more schwifty!! Thanks man awesome as always
Yaaaaay
#SchwiftySquwad
Dragon jew
this is all I was hearing I swear.
I heard that as well! It does sound like he's saying "Dragon Jew." Dragon Dew is what he really saying, and now I have to ask if that's the new flavor from Mountain Dew.
Protocols of the Elders of Valyria: Abridged
Please never say "having a bit of a tanty" again. Thank you.
Holy shit stop trying to tell the Orpheus story if you don't know it. He went down to Hell to get his fiancee and when Hades told him he could take her and go he gave Orpheus one condition. As he walks out of hell with his woman following behind him, he must NOT look back to see if she is following. It's symbolic of the curiosity of man. When Orpheus looks back she's just dragged back down to hell. It has nothing to do with a pillar of salt.