Modeling Photo Shoot, featuring...Salmon? - ASMR - Personal Attention, Focused Tasks, Lens Brushing

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  • Опубликовано: 6 сен 2024

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  • @MsBabbi
    @MsBabbi 10 лет назад +679

    Love how ally bothered to film herself standing in the background just waiting and looking around. Adds to the illusion that ally and salmon are different persons ^^ and salmon's too cute :]

    • @ibbfyafyo29
      @ibbfyafyo29 10 лет назад +6

      *people*

    • @MsBabbi
      @MsBabbi 10 лет назад +16

      natalye silva Yeah, I originally wrote Personas. Yet, no one cares, grammar-nazi.

    • @ryanmcdermott7891
      @ryanmcdermott7891 10 лет назад +3

      MsBabbi I care mwaahahah.
      Wait, no I don't...

    • @Jophelerx
      @Jophelerx 10 лет назад +19

      natalye silva Actually, although people is much more commonly used, persons is technically a correct plural of person.

    • @sabz4u2be
      @sabz4u2be 10 лет назад +2

      Jon Jones you have my brother's name

  • @elm889
    @elm889 6 месяцев назад +16

    I first listened to this over 10 years ago when I was 24 exploring meditations, OBE and ASMR and here I am back again at 34 because it is the best ASMR video on RUclips and really calms me.

  • @jonahledesma
    @jonahledesma Год назад +78

    What's wild is coming back to this video and realizing that you now get nostalgic tingles because you used to watch this video all the time when it first dropped.

    • @naus1kaae
      @naus1kaae 27 дней назад

      aamr nostalgia really snuck up on me, one day I woke up and the days and trends of 2012-2014 were over

  • @pensluo747
    @pensluo747 8 лет назад +2171

    "Hi... hi my name is Salmon. Salmon. Yeah, like... um smoked salmon. Um... or baked salmon... salmonella."
    "I used to work at the morgue. That's where I learned to do makeup."
    "Oh, I was born with a tail. Um, no, I don't have it anymore. Well, I still have it. It's just not attached."
    *begins a tangent about the human centipede*
    i wasn't named after a fish. i never worked at a morgue. i've never had a tail. i don't give two shits about the human centipede. hell, i don't even do makeup. but for some reason i relate to this woman on a personal level.

    • @SnowyAngel1217
      @SnowyAngel1217 8 лет назад +50

      It might be her air of awkwardness...

    • @jvlogsyt2390
      @jvlogsyt2390 8 лет назад +12

      Do u draw inspiration from bugs?

    • @jvlogsyt2390
      @jvlogsyt2390 8 лет назад +26

      Do u have to get close to people in ur line of work? Do u think people have their own unique scents? Have u ever work with anyone who smelled like bread? Or is salmon just, for some reason that is of cosmic proportions, ur spirit animal? These are the things we need to ask ourselves
      I am Katya and this has been late night thoughts. If u get this reference I love u

    • @jvlogsyt2390
      @jvlogsyt2390 8 лет назад +3

      +JVlogs YT and Shante u stay

    • @libruhcheez
      @libruhcheez 8 лет назад +7

      +JVlogs YT katya zamo lmao. I fucking love this season of all stars. rooting for her and alaska

  • @TheMGMjr
    @TheMGMjr 10 лет назад +648

    There's nothing more relaxing than being half asleep, and then out of nowhere you hear "I used to work at a morgue."

  • @pompompoopin
    @pompompoopin 9 лет назад +514

    omg when salmon said "break it up you two" i laughed so hard

    • @muckiee
      @muckiee 9 лет назад +18

      It's 5 am in the morning and i was dying trying not to laugh

    • @roxannesavage
      @roxannesavage 5 лет назад +4

      𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚊𝚗𝚊 Saaaaaaame.

    • @donutflower2857
      @donutflower2857 5 лет назад +3

      @@pinkpixy what timeline was it in the video

    • @saga5368
      @saga5368 5 лет назад +5

      @@donutflower2857 6:00

  • @Mp-nz8uz
    @Mp-nz8uz 9 лет назад +2371

    "have you seen the human centipede."
    me: "salmon I swear to god."

    • @TheBanMan
      @TheBanMan 9 лет назад

      +Malloree pollock ayy lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

    • @jesiec5775
      @jesiec5775 8 лет назад

      +Kelly McLean same here !

    • @Yes-th9rw
      @Yes-th9rw 8 лет назад +3

      +Kelly McLean same

    • @PalePearl
      @PalePearl 8 лет назад +66

      I hate that movie with a burning passion

    • @teenagemutantninjapedophil7821
      @teenagemutantninjapedophil7821 7 лет назад +28

      Have you guys heard that there was a new one coming, I understand that you guys hate the others but I'm sure this one will really go full circle.😉😉

  • @audreyhackett6082
    @audreyhackett6082 8 лет назад +652

    "I was born with a tail" SALMON WE HAVEN'T KNOWN EACH OTHER LONG ENOUGH TO SHARE THAT KIND OF PERSONAL INFORMATION!!!

  • @bellac1239
    @bellac1239 9 лет назад +1099

    Keeping up with Salmon... The new reality tv show. Who else would watch that? 😂😂

  • @penelopesnopes6852
    @penelopesnopes6852 9 лет назад +676

    At least Salmon didn't fish for complements. She has me hooked, I wait with baited breath for her next video.

  • @m.j.piazza7853
    @m.j.piazza7853 3 года назад +300

    I’ve got a friend whose dad is a funeral director. He did prom makeup for one of his six daughters and made her lie down because that’s how he was used to doing makeup.

    • @akoalabear239
      @akoalabear239 9 месяцев назад +31

      That is morbidly wholesome.

  • @franbellagamba3489
    @franbellagamba3489 9 лет назад +351

    As I watch this I see you standing in the back with a camera and then you doing makeup in the front.
    What blows my freaking mind is how you act it so well even though you look exactly the same, I see two different people.

    • @xXtuscanator22Xx
      @xXtuscanator22Xx 9 лет назад +2

      All she did was film both parts hers and Salmons and then mashed em together with a program to create the affect

    • @franbellagamba3489
      @franbellagamba3489 9 лет назад +67

      Well no shit genius.

    • @davidgarza8025
      @davidgarza8025 9 лет назад +2

      Ikr! For a second I thaught it was actually two different people but its just the work of editing :)

  • @pearlwashere
    @pearlwashere 8 лет назад +212

    "Oh, break it up you two!"
    Laughs
    "We're having fun" :)

  • @bump0005
    @bump0005 9 лет назад +642

    "Yeah Salmon .... Liked smoked salmon .... Or baked salmon .... Salmon-Ella". Omg that bit killed me

    • @ROBLOXMAN3779
      @ROBLOXMAN3779 9 лет назад +7

      Salmon is the best dinner ever. Especially applewood smoked salmon. Dammit it's 1 am and I'm hungry.

    • @bump0005
      @bump0005 9 лет назад +4

      Brendan Buckley haha any 24 hour salmon sellers near you 😂 that sounds super shady though .....

    • @rataca100
      @rataca100 9 лет назад +5

      Mackerel is far superior. It's cheaper, smaller and comes in cans. And you can't get those horrible puns with it.

    • @thecourierNCR
      @thecourierNCR 9 лет назад

      +Brendan Buckley oak wood is good too

    • @socialist-strong
      @socialist-strong 9 лет назад +6

      I think she was talking about salmonella, the disease you can get from eating raw chicken.

  • @taehyxng4744
    @taehyxng4744 8 лет назад +495

    "You don't smell like bread.....What's your favorite bug?" OMG I DIED😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jessmorgan4037
      @jessmorgan4037 7 лет назад

      artsynailsandmusic73 SAME

    • @Mishael2023
      @Mishael2023 7 лет назад

      artsynailsandmusic73 yeah that's what got you, totally not the learning make up at the morgue thing or the tail or...well...... that entire segment.

    • @-Lysander-
      @-Lysander- 7 лет назад +4

      Dab Lester Oh look its Party Poison c:

    • @dreamtobefree9915
      @dreamtobefree9915 7 лет назад +4

      Lysander yes jackaboy fan😄💚💚💚💚septic love to ya

  • @rosenia5409
    @rosenia5409 8 лет назад +344

    I request salmon working at the morgue as a temp job xD oh that would be so awesome please~

    • @za8197
      @za8197 8 лет назад +11

      Omg I need that!!!

    • @rosenia5409
      @rosenia5409 8 лет назад +7

      i know right?! that would be so cool!

    • @frogradar
      @frogradar 6 лет назад +2

      Salmon make overs your corpse!

  • @gc9362
    @gc9362 8 лет назад +1924

    Salmon is that insecure part that lives deep inside all of us

    • @rumaddzero9100
      @rumaddzero9100 8 лет назад +25

      what you mean "deep inside"

    • @rumaddzero9100
      @rumaddzero9100 8 лет назад +44

      what you mean "deep inside"

    • @rm-09
      @rm-09 7 лет назад +13

      Madonna 101 VERY deep inside ;)

    • @Mishael2023
      @Mishael2023 7 лет назад +4

      Phandom! At the disco hello phandom member 🖐🏻😁

    • @rm-09
      @rm-09 7 лет назад +2

      -Killjoy ayy hello

  • @plaidkazoo
    @plaidkazoo 3 года назад +102

    That rapid transition from smells to "What's your favorite bug?" KILLS ME

    • @jerreexoxoxo31404
      @jerreexoxoxo31404 3 года назад

      YES IKR

    • @aaron3687
      @aaron3687 Год назад +1

      Salmon= grade A stuff man, disco shit! ...Nobody- " " Salmon- " I was born with a tail.. well I still have it.. but it's not attached anymore.. !?!!?!" 🤣 💀

  • @ASMRconKiki
    @ASMRconKiki 10 лет назад +815

    This is not just amazing, this is next level ASMR!

    • @tnbtnb3369
      @tnbtnb3369 10 лет назад +7

      i don't get ASMR anymore but i did when i was a teen. when i listen to this is get no tingles at all

    • @CarlCampbell
      @CarlCampbell 10 лет назад +7

      Craig Gregg It might be to to stress from adult life and responsibilities. Have you tried giving it enough time? Try closing your eyes and breathing deep perhaps. : ) Hope you get the tingles back soon!

    • @adarkerlight
      @adarkerlight 10 лет назад +9

      Craig Gregg Or your triggers may have changed. Some people have told me they've acquired asmr by watching these videos, so hopefully yours comes back.

    • @GoldenLegionHoney
      @GoldenLegionHoney 7 лет назад

      TNB LKD mine started around 8:30

    • @jacoborchard6043
      @jacoborchard6043 6 лет назад +1

      TNB LKD you mean that this gift will go away

  • @bellac1239
    @bellac1239 9 лет назад +1134

    Salmon: I used to work at the morgue.
    Me: That's... Nice.
    Salmon: that's where I learned to do makeup!
    Me: GET AWAY FROM MEEEEEE

    • @Makreads
      @Makreads 9 лет назад +11

      +Bella C. This cracked me up.

    • @dant7072
      @dant7072 9 лет назад +5

      +Clayton Shreiner remind me never to doubt your generosity

    • @TheBanMan
      @TheBanMan 9 лет назад +6

      yep

    • @wugirl55
      @wugirl55 9 лет назад

      +Clayton Shreiner uhhhhhhhhhhh

    • @PokeMasterKelly
      @PokeMasterKelly 6 лет назад

      mmikaylaambrose I love you

  • @cassidymiao5835
    @cassidymiao5835 8 лет назад +361

    "I can wait"
    That just gave me flashbacks to evey teacher I've ever had

  • @avagw8449
    @avagw8449 8 лет назад +428

    "I worked with this one guy he smelled like bread...yeah..honey wheat!" OMG I DIED!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @explodingstatue
    @explodingstatue 10 лет назад +200

    HAHAHA "have you seen the movie human centipe- OK SALMON"

    • @MartinEngelmann
      @MartinEngelmann 10 лет назад +32

      I can tell you more about it at lunch.. yummy :D :D

    • @Knallbart
      @Knallbart 10 лет назад +10

      freaking... creased... i've never laughed so much of an ASMR video before :D

  • @adamcain7722
    @adamcain7722 8 лет назад +183

    Me: *Gets relaxed for video
    Then suddenly and ad comes on WHEN YOU'RE HOLDING A POWER TOOL GOING NINTEY FEET PER SENCOND!

    • @LeleMiaz
      @LeleMiaz 8 лет назад +13

      It's super effective!

    • @facemelter8610
      @facemelter8610 8 лет назад

      +Pamela “Poison Ivy” Isley TheSumoHamster fainted!

  • @joshmvfx
    @joshmvfx 9 лет назад +56

    6:15 i lost my ASMR because I was laughing my ass off LMAOOOOO xDDDD "have you seen the human centipeade" and she stops salmon

    • @amaliekjeldtoft1869
      @amaliekjeldtoft1869 9 лет назад +7

      I was laughing so hard too!😂 "Have you seen it? Oh it's about all of these people who.."

  • @aviesanchez
    @aviesanchez 8 лет назад +131

    Alleys face expression is like "god dammit Salmon not again"

  • @CoffeeattheBeach
    @CoffeeattheBeach 4 года назад +284

    watching in 2020 baby. who's with me? Salmon is legend.

  • @lifebynatalie2769
    @lifebynatalie2769 9 лет назад +219

    Salmon: ...especially when I'm eating gummy worms.
    Me: that's...nice, Salmon.

  • @yunozoldyck4275
    @yunozoldyck4275 8 лет назад +135

    I HEARD "LIKE SALMONELLA ( is that how you spell it idk man )" AND I STARTED WHEZZING AHH

  • @colinnixon7739
    @colinnixon7739 Год назад +21

    It's been so long. When I first heard this I was using cheap 10 dollar earphones. Now I'm all grown up with a great job and listening through my 130 dollar bose. This is like a time capsule for me

    • @FruityPoppin
      @FruityPoppin 11 месяцев назад +1

      Happy for you homie

  • @eli32338
    @eli32338 3 года назад +25

    I remember watching this as a kid, the asmr community has changed a LOT 😙

  • @ocfresh
    @ocfresh 9 лет назад +124

    Your hairstyle reminds me a lot of Elsa from Frozen, except you're the first person I've seen who can pull it off naturally.

    • @CallMeDerpDrew
      @CallMeDerpDrew 9 лет назад +42

      This video is actually from before Frozen was released, so Ally rocked that hairstyle before Elsa did.

    • @g-8732
      @g-8732 9 лет назад +51

      It's just a braid tho

    • @lunamossc
      @lunamossc 9 лет назад +18

      It's called a side braid

    • @jballs5434
      @jballs5434 9 лет назад +9

      Except that Elsa is a bitch.

    • @davidgarza8025
      @davidgarza8025 9 лет назад

      +Whalebert Toaststicks No shit

  • @theimperfectangels3132
    @theimperfectangels3132 8 лет назад +269

    I am salmon. Salmon is me. We are one

  • @newdawngamingchannel
    @newdawngamingchannel Год назад +12

    Damn 10 years and still watching this master piece

  • @walkingthetightrope6637
    @walkingthetightrope6637 8 лет назад +436

    "my names Susie salmon like the fish." if you know where that is from, you're a great person

    • @kazzysenpai5906
      @kazzysenpai5906 8 лет назад +6

      +Hesitant Alien isn't it from The Lovely Bones?

    • @walkingthetightrope6637
      @walkingthetightrope6637 8 лет назад +5

      +Kazzy Senpai yes! such a sad yet beautiful movie.

    • @kazzysenpai5906
      @kazzysenpai5906 8 лет назад +3

      I've never actually seen it, I'm just weird with movie quotes like that lol

    • @walkingthetightrope6637
      @walkingthetightrope6637 8 лет назад +2

      +Kazzy Senpai that's funny. you should watch it. it's very unique and interesting. it's sad yet beautiful and it's just a very touching movie. some parts are very creepy but I wouldn't want to spoil it for you. I recommend it for teens.

    • @kazzysenpai5906
      @kazzysenpai5906 8 лет назад +1

      I might add it to my list, I have so many I need to see, it's just hard because I'm constantly working on my project

  • @tinglesaurusrex1012
    @tinglesaurusrex1012 10 лет назад +229

    I think Salmon should have her own channel. :oD

  • @AvatarRiku
    @AvatarRiku 9 лет назад +138

    After Salmon and EphemeralRift's Charlie (Carl) I'm beginning to think that Clark Kent's glasses may be a legitimate disguise.

    • @thecourierNCR
      @thecourierNCR 9 лет назад +1

      +Matthew but how did he hide all those muscles......

    • @paulwilson5026
      @paulwilson5026 9 лет назад

      +Matthew When did he say that? Superman is a muscular person, and Clark doesn't look like it. So how did he hide it?

    • @phobiawitch835
      @phobiawitch835 7 лет назад +3

      Dapper Krogan Yeah, trust me, it is. I wear glasses, and there are times when I take my glasses off when looking in the mirror, and I look like a different dude. Similar, but different enough that I could have it be a disguise

    • @arlo4639
      @arlo4639 5 лет назад

      Phobia Witch wait a minute...

  • @tanialindsey4313
    @tanialindsey4313 8 лет назад +35

    It's nice how she made it funny whilst being calm and gentle

  • @tetra3000
    @tetra3000 6 месяцев назад +6

    One of the best to ever do it, one of the pioneers along with HeatherFeather, these were great times, hope they're both doing well

  • @AurosOrion
    @AurosOrion 9 лет назад +220

    Anyone else curious what their "unique scent" is now? I think I probably smell like my shampoo, it's a pretty heavy scent and my hair tends to always be wet or damp (I keep it in braids a lot, so it doesn't dry fully.)

    • @Chicken_Nugget1
      @Chicken_Nugget1 6 лет назад +1

      Jasper Knight agreed.

    • @AurosOrion
      @AurosOrion 6 лет назад +10

      I'm not sure why I never saw this comment? But in response, no, I'm not! I wash it regularly, probably too much to be honest, so there really wouldn't be much chance for my hair to grow mold. And I did take my hair down to dry, usually when I get home. But typically when I'm around other people it's because I've gone to work or out with friends, and so I would shower, get ready, and braid my hair. (Thus why I mentioned "unique scent.") Things have changed though lol. I just cut my hair recently so no more braids for me!

    • @alphabeticalorder168
      @alphabeticalorder168 6 лет назад +12

      Chlorine, LYNX Africa and the sweet scent of desperation to feel emotion again.

    • @minehseoki8890
      @minehseoki8890 6 лет назад +3

      i think my smell is baby powder smell... my friends tell me that i always smell like baby powder tho i don’t use it (nor any of the products i use contain it) 😂😂😂 Like i am the oldest in friend-group but they all call me little baby cause of that 😂😂😂😂

    • @sweetiegirl6983
      @sweetiegirl6983 6 лет назад

      Jasper Knight SAME

  • @kidaisinyou
    @kidaisinyou 8 лет назад +58

    I love this vid and I love that she's taking photos of a camera

  • @mysteriousman3000
    @mysteriousman3000 3 года назад +24

    I'm so impressed with the entrance and exit of Salmon. How did you cue her dialogue for you to cut her off perfectly?! Brilliant editing

  • @MamaLailaB
    @MamaLailaB 8 лет назад +23

    this is the best asmr channel in the world, I mean it's like tv channel and the role plays are like a show because we have reoccurring characters, I love it!

  • @meganr7630
    @meganr7630 4 года назад +12

    Somehow I find my way back to this video every couple of years. Never a disappointment. 💜

  • @sibby84
    @sibby84 5 месяцев назад +7

    I miss all of these so much

  • @wutheringheights01
    @wutheringheights01 9 лет назад +107

    Is salmon a pisces

  • @FormulaKimball
    @FormulaKimball 9 лет назад +30

    OMG this is perfect... huge trigger for me. Funny moment - years ago I was playing a show (guitar in a metal band) and there were a few photographers right in front of the stage getting shots of me/us... I started getting a huge amount of ASMR in the middle of trying to play basically really aggressive music. Very odd, ha!

  • @angelinakailee7815
    @angelinakailee7815 7 лет назад +25

    "I was born with a tail. I dont have it anymore. Well I do but its not attached" I DIED LMAO

  • @carlosblohm1022
    @carlosblohm1022 9 лет назад +187

    I'm not gonna lie, I made the STUPIDIST faces, and she said they were awesome
    That was a confidence boost

  • @iridianpereyra6505
    @iridianpereyra6505 8 лет назад +50

    Am I the only one posing when she takes pictures? Lol.

  • @bunnynobody
    @bunnynobody 8 лет назад +405

    Salmon for president 2016

  • @audreymontgomery2759
    @audreymontgomery2759 9 лет назад +25

    "I was born with a tail. No, I don't have it anymore. Well, I still have it, but it's not attached." Hahahahahaha

  • @LeahWhispersASMR
    @LeahWhispersASMR Год назад +8

    How was this almost ten years ago?? It's scary how fast that time went by. This was when I first discovered ASMR and it was everything to me. It helped me through such a tough time in my life. I'm so beyond thankful to the early creators who kicked this off. Aly, take your time, girl. If you want to come back to your new channel, that's amazing. If not, we have all these amazing videos in the back catalogue. 💜💜

  • @sarahtaylor5356
    @sarahtaylor5356 8 лет назад +76

    So for me, its 4:06am in the UK. My parents are fast asleep.
    Im crying laughing at Salmon to a point where I cant breathe. I cant silent laugh either so Im making these little squeaks😂😂
    Goddamnit Salmon. You and your hilarious persona😂😂😂😂
    Tbh, I dont know whether to be scared of her or not😂😂

    • @billwilson6895
      @billwilson6895 8 лет назад +5

      Stop abusing that emoji

    • @sarahtaylor5356
      @sarahtaylor5356 8 лет назад +4

      +Bill Wilson I don't see how using it 8 times in 3 different places is classed as 'abusing the emoji' but ok

    • @t-rexandcat7947
      @t-rexandcat7947 8 лет назад

      +Bill Wilson
      stop abusing those letters

    • @torypigeon4285
      @torypigeon4285 8 лет назад +1

      ^ are you 12 or somethin lol

  • @sabrinadavis4214
    @sabrinadavis4214 10 лет назад +24

    Salmon is a creation of pure genius! Love all your vids Ally. X

  • @angelit161
    @angelit161 10 лет назад +26

    "I used to work in a morgue, that's where I learned to do makeup" XD

  • @Scoobydcs
    @Scoobydcs 10 лет назад +28

    you have a ring light around the camera? the effect on your eyes is very very pleasent :)

  • @rebeccamiller7940
    @rebeccamiller7940 2 года назад +15

    I miss her so much 🥺💖 I hope she's okay

  • @_7f00ff
    @_7f00ff 4 года назад +9

    I hate when people ask things like that in the comments, but did someone come here after Goodnight Moon's "Very strange haircut"?
    Somebody in the comments under that video said that GM's character and Salmon either would be BFF's or would become enemies for life. That's why I am here.

    • @jaguarenduda
      @jaguarenduda 3 года назад +1

      dude.
      I literally commented on her “Quite a Strange Spa Day” video saying her character reminds me of Salmon, came here to see Salmon, was just thinking about how, if they ever met, they’d be inseparable friends or mortal enemies... then I saw your comment
      what the hell

  • @matterinthehatter
    @matterinthehatter 3 года назад +6

    2021 and still loving the quality of these roleplays. 🥰

  • @NiaMcCree
    @NiaMcCree 10 лет назад +50

    Salmon rocks!

  • @caitlinvanbragt6183
    @caitlinvanbragt6183 8 лет назад +41

    YOU GUYS THIS IS THE WOMAN IN HER EXTRA MOVIE SET MAKEUP TUTORIAL THAT SHES TALKING ABOUT REPLACING

  • @OnlyGirlEmmy
    @OnlyGirlEmmy 10 лет назад +55

    Salmon is my new favourite person hahaha

  • @CeaserMadrazo
    @CeaserMadrazo 10 лет назад +131

    Salmon: Hi, my name is Salmon.... Salmon, yeah. Like smoked salmon. Uh, Or baked salmon...... Salmonella.
    Me: Hi, Salmon. I'm Cory. I can tell already you're gonna be weird. Continue.
    Salmon: So I, I need to touch up your makeup now. I'm gonna have to get real close to you like this, is that okay?
    Me: ...You smell like fish.
    Salmon: Yeah, in my like of work I need to get close to people. All day long. And everybody has their own unique scent. Like, their own smell.
    Me: And yours is fish? Wow, you drew an unlucky card there, didn't you?
    Salmon, I worked with this one guy yesterday who smelled like bread. Yeah, honey wheat.
    Me: Hm. Weird.
    Salmon: Not you, though. You don't smell like bread. What's your favorite bug?
    Me: ....Huh. That's a tough question, actually.... I guess if I had to choose... I'd say, the moth.
    Salmon: I like bugs a lot. I draw most of my inspiration for my makeup from... from bugs.
    Me: Really? So if I wanted to have like a fly-face with pincers and big bug eyes, you could do that?
    Salmon: *nods* mhmm.
    Me: Gimme your number, kid. I wanna remember you.

    • @katiemateyy
      @katiemateyy 10 лет назад +8

      as soon as I read this I laughed really hard, but honestly, I think she didn't have a name when she came on so the first thing that popped into her head was salmon. she must have been hungry...

    • @oliviawhisper
      @oliviawhisper 10 лет назад +2

      Lol that's hilarious.

    • @monkeychicken27
      @monkeychicken27 10 лет назад +2

      kinda what was going on in my head.

    • @BullofCrete
      @BullofCrete 10 лет назад

      Stop trying to steal my wifu!
      >_

    • @oIivilo
      @oIivilo 10 лет назад

      YES! I was trying to put my finger on who exactly she reminded me of when I was watching her videos. It was killing me! I can die happy now

  • @cmsimon5130
    @cmsimon5130 9 лет назад +40

    Salmon is this cutest thing ever!

  • @Olisvoid
    @Olisvoid 9 лет назад +129

    He smelt like bread. OMG 😂

    • @muckiee
      @muckiee 9 лет назад

      All i do is eat bread..I probably look like bread

    • @tia9901
      @tia9901 9 лет назад +6

      Yeah, honey wheat😂

    • @GoldenGun1994
      @GoldenGun1994 9 лет назад +2

      I am bread.

    • @megaflufflyball
      @megaflufflyball 9 лет назад

      Livvi Vendetta ! You broadcast on Younow? I never knew you like asmr!

    • @jessadambradlee
      @jessadambradlee 9 лет назад +3

      CT scan came back positive, bread bones disease :/

  • @hauntedmushroomsasmr7716
    @hauntedmushroomsasmr7716 10 лет назад +33

    Am i the only one who clicked on this thinking that i was going to have to pose with a fish?

  • @altarofaetheria
    @altarofaetheria 5 лет назад +2

    This one is such a classic. Coming back after years and it just makes me feel warm and fuzzy. Salmon is too precious 😂💖 I love her so so much.

  • @LnPPersonified
    @LnPPersonified 9 лет назад +4

    I've been a huge fan of this video for a very long time. Occasionally I'll come back to it and watch it again, it never ceases to relax and trigger me. I love this level of personal attention, and the bit with Salmon is hilarious. I don't know if I ever said it here, but thank you for this one Allie!

  • @broadwaymelody33
    @broadwaymelody33 5 лет назад +4

    This reminds me of when my little cousins would give me “makeovers” with just makeup brushes and talk about whatever popped into their heads. I love it.

  • @itzys.4336
    @itzys.4336 8 лет назад +29

    from smelling like bread to bugs😂😂

  • @MyGabby12345
    @MyGabby12345 9 лет назад +14

    Salmon: not you, you don't smell like bread
    Me: aww thanks, salmon!

  • @xerxes7500
    @xerxes7500 10 лет назад +10

    the godzilla ad right before this video definitely set the mood

    • @SkipChylark
      @SkipChylark 10 лет назад +4

      your comment made me laugh way harder than it probably should have.

  • @raley-nj5ps
    @raley-nj5ps 9 лет назад +23

    Salmon is my spirit animal 😂 you should do more videos with her charecter

  • @eleutheromanic
    @eleutheromanic 9 лет назад +10

    "I was born with a tail,but I don't have it anymore. Well,I still have it but it's not attached." Lolz

  • @iAmBeauty-
    @iAmBeauty- 3 года назад +4

    Wow it’s been 7yrs, I remember when this first came out. This would make me sleep and I always loved the makeup artist

  • @katelyngrace721
    @katelyngrace721 8 лет назад +10

    "They look like two caterpillars kissing each other... break it up you too" omg im done 😂

  • @Shambastic
    @Shambastic 9 лет назад +25

    Salmonella.. lol i cant. that was hilarious.

  • @lukathelobster3091
    @lukathelobster3091 7 месяцев назад +5

    This being made in 2013 is INSANE

  • @Valerie24810
    @Valerie24810 8 лет назад +9

    "What's your favorite bug?" LMAO Oh, Ally....I love Salmon. I'm laughing too hard to be relaxed!

  • @ErnestMouse
    @ErnestMouse 10 лет назад +7

    Salmon is so damn convincing, what a great job you did on her character. I keep second guessing whether she's actually someone else.

  • @w.w.w.w.w.h
    @w.w.w.w.w.h 3 года назад +6

    Still watching in 2021!!! You’re an ASMR legend Ally

  • @voidtalker4169
    @voidtalker4169 2 года назад +4

    Watching in 2022, baby!! Salmon is FOREVER

  • @damian9439
    @damian9439 4 года назад +4

    I wonder why she quit. She had a big channel

  • @KaldwinUnderscore
    @KaldwinUnderscore 9 лет назад +16

    As soon as Salmon said "What's your favourite bug?!" I realised that she was who you were talking about in the FX make up artist RP :O

  • @angelicambyence
    @angelicambyence 10 лет назад +5

    I haven't finished watching, but is just reached the Human Centipede reference. The part where she mentions she'll talk about it at lunch? ...*slow claps* Thats true skill. Had me bawling with laughter! LOVE Salmon!

  • @DiscGolf4JESUS
    @DiscGolf4JESUS 10 лет назад +36

    Salmon for president :D

  • @libertywhispers
    @libertywhispers 10 лет назад +95

    I want a salmon t shirt, it should have her face on it and "I was born with a tail" written on

    • @baileemarie9119
      @baileemarie9119 6 лет назад +2

      libertywhispers I would strangely buy that...

    • @arlo4639
      @arlo4639 5 лет назад +1

      There could be many shirts made with her quotes “I used to work at the morgue” “Ever seen the Human Centipede?”

  • @emokittylove1130
    @emokittylove1130 9 лет назад +10

    I could not take her seriously wen she said this guy smelled like bread 😂😂😂😂 salmon is pretty freakin funny.

  • @Subbed111
    @Subbed111 7 лет назад +7

    This has got to be the funniest ASMR video on RUclips. I particularly enjoyed your Salmon character.

  • @danlewis5977
    @danlewis5977 5 лет назад +5

    6 years.... Damn
    I remember when this came out I watched it nearly every night for a week because I could never make it through

  • @katrinelesperance9092
    @katrinelesperance9092 2 года назад +2

    2022 now and still watching some time but start to make me feel old and sad…

  • @JoseliniSvensson
    @JoseliniSvensson 10 лет назад +5

    I loooooooove Salmon! "I used to work at the morge..." and "I was born with a tail. Oh I don't have it anymore! I mean, I have it, just not attached to me" so funny!!

  • @urdailytaxol-1367
    @urdailytaxol-1367 8 лет назад +3

    You should do a whole video of just salmon doing makeup or something, it was terrifying but relaxing

  • @ooooo000ooooo
    @ooooo000ooooo 4 года назад +1

    This is really great omg
    It’s so soothing and I love the “double” effect with the photographer standing at the side while you get your makeup done. No repetitive sounds or random tapping noises either just for the sake of it
    I wish more ASMR vids were like this

  • @The_Worm_guy
    @The_Worm_guy 2 года назад +6

    Came back after years to watch this again

  • @Knallbart
    @Knallbart 10 лет назад +7

    HAHA "Salmon like smoked almon... Salmonella" had me CREASED. Amazing XD

  • @Ellievibes10
    @Ellievibes10 9 лет назад

    I love Salmon so much! I've been watching the Glam Shots video every night for about two weeks straight. I perk right up when Salmon goes through the background portfolio and the "I'm king of the zebras, and these are my lands!"

  • @MasterOZero
    @MasterOZero 9 лет назад +15

    Salmon is such a cutie, and a blue eyed blonde born with a tail? Super Saiyan!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @alesandriar7502
    @alesandriar7502 8 лет назад +66

    I miss u salmon :((

    • @BCNeil
      @BCNeil 7 лет назад +1

      me too