I first listened to this over 10 years ago when I was 24 exploring meditations, OBE and ASMR and here I am back again at 34 because it is the best ASMR video on RUclips and really calms me.
Love how ally bothered to film herself standing in the background just waiting and looking around. Adds to the illusion that ally and salmon are different persons ^^ and salmon's too cute :]
"Hi... hi my name is Salmon. Salmon. Yeah, like... um smoked salmon. Um... or baked salmon... salmonella." "I used to work at the morgue. That's where I learned to do makeup." "Oh, I was born with a tail. Um, no, I don't have it anymore. Well, I still have it. It's just not attached." *begins a tangent about the human centipede* i wasn't named after a fish. i never worked at a morgue. i've never had a tail. i don't give two shits about the human centipede. hell, i don't even do makeup. but for some reason i relate to this woman on a personal level.
Do u have to get close to people in ur line of work? Do u think people have their own unique scents? Have u ever work with anyone who smelled like bread? Or is salmon just, for some reason that is of cosmic proportions, ur spirit animal? These are the things we need to ask ourselves I am Katya and this has been late night thoughts. If u get this reference I love u
What's wild is coming back to this video and realizing that you now get nostalgic tingles because you used to watch this video all the time when it first dropped.
As I watch this I see you standing in the back with a camera and then you doing makeup in the front. What blows my freaking mind is how you act it so well even though you look exactly the same, I see two different people.
I’ve got a friend whose dad is a funeral director. He did prom makeup for one of his six daughters and made her lie down because that’s how he was used to doing makeup.
Craig Gregg It might be to to stress from adult life and responsibilities. Have you tried giving it enough time? Try closing your eyes and breathing deep perhaps. : ) Hope you get the tingles back soon!
Salmon= grade A stuff man, disco shit! ...Nobody- " " Salmon- " I was born with a tail.. well I still have it.. but it's not attached anymore.. !?!!?!" 🤣 💀
this is the best asmr channel in the world, I mean it's like tv channel and the role plays are like a show because we have reoccurring characters, I love it!
It's been so long. When I first heard this I was using cheap 10 dollar earphones. Now I'm all grown up with a great job and listening through my 130 dollar bose. This is like a time capsule for me
Anyone else curious what their "unique scent" is now? I think I probably smell like my shampoo, it's a pretty heavy scent and my hair tends to always be wet or damp (I keep it in braids a lot, so it doesn't dry fully.)
I'm not sure why I never saw this comment? But in response, no, I'm not! I wash it regularly, probably too much to be honest, so there really wouldn't be much chance for my hair to grow mold. And I did take my hair down to dry, usually when I get home. But typically when I'm around other people it's because I've gone to work or out with friends, and so I would shower, get ready, and braid my hair. (Thus why I mentioned "unique scent.") Things have changed though lol. I just cut my hair recently so no more braids for me!
i think my smell is baby powder smell... my friends tell me that i always smell like baby powder tho i don’t use it (nor any of the products i use contain it) 😂😂😂 Like i am the oldest in friend-group but they all call me little baby cause of that 😂😂😂😂
+Kazzy Senpai that's funny. you should watch it. it's very unique and interesting. it's sad yet beautiful and it's just a very touching movie. some parts are very creepy but I wouldn't want to spoil it for you. I recommend it for teens.
Dapper Krogan Yeah, trust me, it is. I wear glasses, and there are times when I take my glasses off when looking in the mirror, and I look like a different dude. Similar, but different enough that I could have it be a disguise
How was this almost ten years ago?? It's scary how fast that time went by. This was when I first discovered ASMR and it was everything to me. It helped me through such a tough time in my life. I'm so beyond thankful to the early creators who kicked this off. Aly, take your time, girl. If you want to come back to your new channel, that's amazing. If not, we have all these amazing videos in the back catalogue. 💜💜
I've been a huge fan of this video for a very long time. Occasionally I'll come back to it and watch it again, it never ceases to relax and trigger me. I love this level of personal attention, and the bit with Salmon is hilarious. I don't know if I ever said it here, but thank you for this one Allie!
OMG this is perfect... huge trigger for me. Funny moment - years ago I was playing a show (guitar in a metal band) and there were a few photographers right in front of the stage getting shots of me/us... I started getting a huge amount of ASMR in the middle of trying to play basically really aggressive music. Very odd, ha!
This is really great omg It’s so soothing and I love the “double” effect with the photographer standing at the side while you get your makeup done. No repetitive sounds or random tapping noises either just for the sake of it I wish more ASMR vids were like this
I hate when people ask things like that in the comments, but did someone come here after Goodnight Moon's "Very strange haircut"? Somebody in the comments under that video said that GM's character and Salmon either would be BFF's or would become enemies for life. That's why I am here.
dude. I literally commented on her “Quite a Strange Spa Day” video saying her character reminds me of Salmon, came here to see Salmon, was just thinking about how, if they ever met, they’d be inseparable friends or mortal enemies... then I saw your comment what the hell
This reminds me of when my little cousins would give me “makeovers” with just makeup brushes and talk about whatever popped into their heads. I love it.
So for me, its 4:06am in the UK. My parents are fast asleep. Im crying laughing at Salmon to a point where I cant breathe. I cant silent laugh either so Im making these little squeaks😂😂 Goddamnit Salmon. You and your hilarious persona😂😂😂😂 Tbh, I dont know whether to be scared of her or not😂😂
The role play and the comments on it are so nostalgic to me. This is from the good ole days when asmr was pure and the community was wholesome and supportive. Now when you think of asmr you think of all the drama that those eating show people are creating.
It's been so long since I watched this, bringing back so many memories. Salmon was a brilliant addition and an early use of this style of video. Thank you for all your videos.
I love Salmon so much! I've been watching the Glam Shots video every night for about two weeks straight. I perk right up when Salmon goes through the background portfolio and the "I'm king of the zebras, and these are my lands!"
Seriously girlfriend. You're one of my all time favorites. Not only are you a perfect ASMR artist with careful movements, slow relaxing voice, but extraordinarily creative and interesting plots for your videos. Maybe think about writing screen plays or acting?? You'd do great!
I haven't finished watching, but is just reached the Human Centipede reference. The part where she mentions she'll talk about it at lunch? ...*slow claps* Thats true skill. Had me bawling with laughter! LOVE Salmon!
Salmon: Hi, my name is Salmon.... Salmon, yeah. Like smoked salmon. Uh, Or baked salmon...... Salmonella. Me: Hi, Salmon. I'm Cory. I can tell already you're gonna be weird. Continue. Salmon: So I, I need to touch up your makeup now. I'm gonna have to get real close to you like this, is that okay? Me: ...You smell like fish. Salmon: Yeah, in my like of work I need to get close to people. All day long. And everybody has their own unique scent. Like, their own smell. Me: And yours is fish? Wow, you drew an unlucky card there, didn't you? Salmon, I worked with this one guy yesterday who smelled like bread. Yeah, honey wheat. Me: Hm. Weird. Salmon: Not you, though. You don't smell like bread. What's your favorite bug? Me: ....Huh. That's a tough question, actually.... I guess if I had to choose... I'd say, the moth. Salmon: I like bugs a lot. I draw most of my inspiration for my makeup from... from bugs. Me: Really? So if I wanted to have like a fly-face with pincers and big bug eyes, you could do that? Salmon: *nods* mhmm. Me: Gimme your number, kid. I wanna remember you.
as soon as I read this I laughed really hard, but honestly, I think she didn't have a name when she came on so the first thing that popped into her head was salmon. she must have been hungry...
I loooooooove Salmon! "I used to work at the morge..." and "I was born with a tail. Oh I don't have it anymore! I mean, I have it, just not attached to me" so funny!!
I first listened to this over 10 years ago when I was 24 exploring meditations, OBE and ASMR and here I am back again at 34 because it is the best ASMR video on RUclips and really calms me.
Love how ally bothered to film herself standing in the background just waiting and looking around. Adds to the illusion that ally and salmon are different persons ^^ and salmon's too cute :]
*people*
natalye silva Yeah, I originally wrote Personas. Yet, no one cares, grammar-nazi.
MsBabbi I care mwaahahah.
Wait, no I don't...
natalye silva Actually, although people is much more commonly used, persons is technically a correct plural of person.
Jon Jones you have my brother's name
"Hi... hi my name is Salmon. Salmon. Yeah, like... um smoked salmon. Um... or baked salmon... salmonella."
"I used to work at the morgue. That's where I learned to do makeup."
"Oh, I was born with a tail. Um, no, I don't have it anymore. Well, I still have it. It's just not attached."
*begins a tangent about the human centipede*
i wasn't named after a fish. i never worked at a morgue. i've never had a tail. i don't give two shits about the human centipede. hell, i don't even do makeup. but for some reason i relate to this woman on a personal level.
It might be her air of awkwardness...
Do u draw inspiration from bugs?
Do u have to get close to people in ur line of work? Do u think people have their own unique scents? Have u ever work with anyone who smelled like bread? Or is salmon just, for some reason that is of cosmic proportions, ur spirit animal? These are the things we need to ask ourselves
I am Katya and this has been late night thoughts. If u get this reference I love u
+JVlogs YT and Shante u stay
+JVlogs YT katya zamo lmao. I fucking love this season of all stars. rooting for her and alaska
What's wild is coming back to this video and realizing that you now get nostalgic tingles because you used to watch this video all the time when it first dropped.
aamr nostalgia really snuck up on me, one day I woke up and the days and trends of 2012-2014 were over
There's nothing more relaxing than being half asleep, and then out of nowhere you hear "I used to work at a morgue."
@@sophiegregson 😱
😅😅
@@sophiegregson Yeah, i can tell...
@@duncan3998 what💀
@@duncan3998she has Jodi arias as her pfp 💀
omg when salmon said "break it up you two" i laughed so hard
It's 5 am in the morning and i was dying trying not to laugh
𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚊𝚗𝚊 Saaaaaaame.
@@pinkpixy what timeline was it in the video
@@donutflower2857 6:00
"have you seen the human centipede."
me: "salmon I swear to god."
+Malloree pollock ayy lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
+Kelly McLean same here !
+Kelly McLean same
I hate that movie with a burning passion
Have you guys heard that there was a new one coming, I understand that you guys hate the others but I'm sure this one will really go full circle.😉😉
"I was born with a tail" SALMON WE HAVEN'T KNOWN EACH OTHER LONG ENOUGH TO SHARE THAT KIND OF PERSONAL INFORMATION!!!
true
I enjoyed this comment 😂😂
Audrey Hackett why are you screaming!😢 I’m trying to sleep!
"Yeah Salmon .... Liked smoked salmon .... Or baked salmon .... Salmon-Ella". Omg that bit killed me
Salmon is the best dinner ever. Especially applewood smoked salmon. Dammit it's 1 am and I'm hungry.
Brendan Buckley haha any 24 hour salmon sellers near you 😂 that sounds super shady though .....
Mackerel is far superior. It's cheaper, smaller and comes in cans. And you can't get those horrible puns with it.
+Brendan Buckley oak wood is good too
I think she was talking about salmonella, the disease you can get from eating raw chicken.
At least Salmon didn't fish for complements. She has me hooked, I wait with baited breath for her next video.
+JWalros I'll try to scale back, I might even be fin-ished.
is that you sans
*slow claps*
Well played
+PinkAlpaca lmao
compliments*
Keeping up with Salmon... The new reality tv show. Who else would watch that? 😂😂
Me!
me
Yes 100%
meeeee!!!!!!!
lemon gee meeeeeeeeeeeee I would
As I watch this I see you standing in the back with a camera and then you doing makeup in the front.
What blows my freaking mind is how you act it so well even though you look exactly the same, I see two different people.
All she did was film both parts hers and Salmons and then mashed em together with a program to create the affect
Well no shit genius.
Ikr! For a second I thaught it was actually two different people but its just the work of editing :)
I’ve got a friend whose dad is a funeral director. He did prom makeup for one of his six daughters and made her lie down because that’s how he was used to doing makeup.
That is morbidly wholesome.
Salmon is that insecure part that lives deep inside all of us
what you mean "deep inside"
what you mean "deep inside"
Madonna 101 VERY deep inside ;)
Phandom! At the disco hello phandom member 🖐🏻😁
-Killjoy ayy hello
Salmon: I used to work at the morgue.
Me: That's... Nice.
Salmon: that's where I learned to do makeup!
Me: GET AWAY FROM MEEEEEE
+Bella C. This cracked me up.
+Clayton Shreiner remind me never to doubt your generosity
yep
+Clayton Shreiner uhhhhhhhhhhh
mmikaylaambrose I love you
"Oh, break it up you two!"
Laughs
"We're having fun" :)
this! gold!
This is not just amazing, this is next level ASMR!
i don't get ASMR anymore but i did when i was a teen. when i listen to this is get no tingles at all
Craig Gregg It might be to to stress from adult life and responsibilities. Have you tried giving it enough time? Try closing your eyes and breathing deep perhaps. : ) Hope you get the tingles back soon!
Craig Gregg Or your triggers may have changed. Some people have told me they've acquired asmr by watching these videos, so hopefully yours comes back.
TNB LKD mine started around 8:30
TNB LKD you mean that this gift will go away
"You don't smell like bread.....What's your favorite bug?" OMG I DIED😂😂😂😂😂😂
artsynailsandmusic73 SAME
artsynailsandmusic73 yeah that's what got you, totally not the learning make up at the morgue thing or the tail or...well...... that entire segment.
Dab Lester Oh look its Party Poison c:
Lysander yes jackaboy fan😄💚💚💚💚septic love to ya
That rapid transition from smells to "What's your favorite bug?" KILLS ME
YES IKR
Salmon= grade A stuff man, disco shit! ...Nobody- " " Salmon- " I was born with a tail.. well I still have it.. but it's not attached anymore.. !?!!?!" 🤣 💀
Salmon: ...especially when I'm eating gummy worms.
Me: that's...nice, Salmon.
"I worked with this one guy he smelled like bread...yeah..honey wheat!" OMG I DIED!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
same😂😂😂😂😂😂
same!!😄😂😋🍞🍞
+Katelyn Myers same
🍯🍞
Yes! Salmon is bae!
I request salmon working at the morgue as a temp job xD oh that would be so awesome please~
Omg I need that!!!
i know right?! that would be so cool!
Salmon make overs your corpse!
"I can wait"
That just gave me flashbacks to evey teacher I've ever had
Cassidy Meow bad flashbacks
“The bell doesn’t dismiss you, I do”
*shudders*
Ikr
SAAAAAAAAME
this is the best asmr channel in the world, I mean it's like tv channel and the role plays are like a show because we have reoccurring characters, I love it!
One of the best to ever do it, one of the pioneers along with HeatherFeather, these were great times, hope they're both doing well
I am salmon. Salmon is me. We are one
Saaaame
How was working at the morgue?
Why is Salmon your persona
I remember watching this as a kid, the asmr community has changed a LOT 😙
watching in 2020 baby. who's with me? Salmon is legend.
2021!
2021
2021 August 😓😅
Almost 2022 and salmon is still legend
2022
It's been so long. When I first heard this I was using cheap 10 dollar earphones. Now I'm all grown up with a great job and listening through my 130 dollar bose. This is like a time capsule for me
Happy for you homie
Alleys face expression is like "god dammit Salmon not again"
I think Salmon should have her own channel. :oD
Anyone else curious what their "unique scent" is now? I think I probably smell like my shampoo, it's a pretty heavy scent and my hair tends to always be wet or damp (I keep it in braids a lot, so it doesn't dry fully.)
Jasper Knight agreed.
I'm not sure why I never saw this comment? But in response, no, I'm not! I wash it regularly, probably too much to be honest, so there really wouldn't be much chance for my hair to grow mold. And I did take my hair down to dry, usually when I get home. But typically when I'm around other people it's because I've gone to work or out with friends, and so I would shower, get ready, and braid my hair. (Thus why I mentioned "unique scent.") Things have changed though lol. I just cut my hair recently so no more braids for me!
Chlorine, LYNX Africa and the sweet scent of desperation to feel emotion again.
i think my smell is baby powder smell... my friends tell me that i always smell like baby powder tho i don’t use it (nor any of the products i use contain it) 😂😂😂 Like i am the oldest in friend-group but they all call me little baby cause of that 😂😂😂😂
Jasper Knight SAME
Me: *Gets relaxed for video
Then suddenly and ad comes on WHEN YOU'RE HOLDING A POWER TOOL GOING NINTEY FEET PER SENCOND!
It's super effective!
+Pamela “Poison Ivy” Isley TheSumoHamster fainted!
HAHAHA "have you seen the movie human centipe- OK SALMON"
I can tell you more about it at lunch.. yummy :D :D
freaking... creased... i've never laughed so much of an ASMR video before :D
It's nice how she made it funny whilst being calm and gentle
6:15 i lost my ASMR because I was laughing my ass off LMAOOOOO xDDDD "have you seen the human centipeade" and she stops salmon
I was laughing so hard too!😂 "Have you seen it? Oh it's about all of these people who.."
Damn 10 years and still watching this master piece
I'm so impressed with the entrance and exit of Salmon. How did you cue her dialogue for you to cut her off perfectly?! Brilliant editing
Your hairstyle reminds me a lot of Elsa from Frozen, except you're the first person I've seen who can pull it off naturally.
This video is actually from before Frozen was released, so Ally rocked that hairstyle before Elsa did.
It's just a braid tho
It's called a side braid
Except that Elsa is a bitch.
+Whalebert Toaststicks No shit
"my names Susie salmon like the fish." if you know where that is from, you're a great person
+Hesitant Alien isn't it from The Lovely Bones?
+Kazzy Senpai yes! such a sad yet beautiful movie.
I've never actually seen it, I'm just weird with movie quotes like that lol
+Kazzy Senpai that's funny. you should watch it. it's very unique and interesting. it's sad yet beautiful and it's just a very touching movie. some parts are very creepy but I wouldn't want to spoil it for you. I recommend it for teens.
I might add it to my list, I have so many I need to see, it's just hard because I'm constantly working on my project
I HEARD "LIKE SALMONELLA ( is that how you spell it idk man )" AND I STARTED WHEZZING AHH
lol
After Salmon and EphemeralRift's Charlie (Carl) I'm beginning to think that Clark Kent's glasses may be a legitimate disguise.
+Matthew but how did he hide all those muscles......
+Matthew When did he say that? Superman is a muscular person, and Clark doesn't look like it. So how did he hide it?
Dapper Krogan Yeah, trust me, it is. I wear glasses, and there are times when I take my glasses off when looking in the mirror, and I look like a different dude. Similar, but different enough that I could have it be a disguise
Phobia Witch wait a minute...
Somehow I find my way back to this video every couple of years. Never a disappointment. 💜
Is salmon a pisces
sehun is that u
Saw Michael Clifford and I am intrigued 🙈
maybe a capricorn
suho is my sugar daddy $$$$$
is Pisces the fish
because if it is then that would be hilarious
I'm not gonna lie, I made the STUPIDIST faces, and she said they were awesome
That was a confidence boost
Same here! XD
I love this vid and I love that she's taking photos of a camera
Ha yeh!😂
"I was born with a tail. I dont have it anymore. Well I do but its not attached" I DIED LMAO
Salmon for president 2016
happy Salmon the President day
bish it’s 2018
jo's asmr comment was a year ago
+Bunny
2013 you mean
trump won
"I was born with a tail. No, I don't have it anymore. Well, I still have it, but it's not attached." Hahahahahaha
How was this almost ten years ago?? It's scary how fast that time went by. This was when I first discovered ASMR and it was everything to me. It helped me through such a tough time in my life. I'm so beyond thankful to the early creators who kicked this off. Aly, take your time, girl. If you want to come back to your new channel, that's amazing. If not, we have all these amazing videos in the back catalogue. 💜💜
Salmon is a creation of pure genius! Love all your vids Ally. X
I've been a huge fan of this video for a very long time. Occasionally I'll come back to it and watch it again, it never ceases to relax and trigger me. I love this level of personal attention, and the bit with Salmon is hilarious. I don't know if I ever said it here, but thank you for this one Allie!
YOU GUYS THIS IS THE WOMAN IN HER EXTRA MOVIE SET MAKEUP TUTORIAL THAT SHES TALKING ABOUT REPLACING
OMG IT IS! she had a thing about bugs 😂
OMG this is perfect... huge trigger for me. Funny moment - years ago I was playing a show (guitar in a metal band) and there were a few photographers right in front of the stage getting shots of me/us... I started getting a huge amount of ASMR in the middle of trying to play basically really aggressive music. Very odd, ha!
Omg I would have fainted lol
The quality of this is insane for over TEN years ago. Wow 😳
Am i the only one who clicked on this thinking that i was going to have to pose with a fish?
I miss her so much 🥺💖 I hope she's okay
you have a ring light around the camera? the effect on your eyes is very very pleasent :)
How many people posed when she took pics?🙋
and I was FABULOUS
Every time 😏💁
I was like "draw me like one of your french jigolos Ally" xD It sounds weird when you reverse the genders tho
🙋💆
This one is such a classic. Coming back after years and it just makes me feel warm and fuzzy. Salmon is too precious 😂💖 I love her so so much.
Salmon is this cutest thing ever!
Am I the only one posing when she takes pictures? Lol.
This is really great omg
It’s so soothing and I love the “double” effect with the photographer standing at the side while you get your makeup done. No repetitive sounds or random tapping noises either just for the sake of it
I wish more ASMR vids were like this
Salmon rocks!
I hate when people ask things like that in the comments, but did someone come here after Goodnight Moon's "Very strange haircut"?
Somebody in the comments under that video said that GM's character and Salmon either would be BFF's or would become enemies for life. That's why I am here.
dude.
I literally commented on her “Quite a Strange Spa Day” video saying her character reminds me of Salmon, came here to see Salmon, was just thinking about how, if they ever met, they’d be inseparable friends or mortal enemies... then I saw your comment
what the hell
"I used to work in a morgue, that's where I learned to do makeup" XD
This reminds me of when my little cousins would give me “makeovers” with just makeup brushes and talk about whatever popped into their heads. I love it.
2021 and still loving the quality of these roleplays. 🥰
So for me, its 4:06am in the UK. My parents are fast asleep.
Im crying laughing at Salmon to a point where I cant breathe. I cant silent laugh either so Im making these little squeaks😂😂
Goddamnit Salmon. You and your hilarious persona😂😂😂😂
Tbh, I dont know whether to be scared of her or not😂😂
Stop abusing that emoji
+Bill Wilson I don't see how using it 8 times in 3 different places is classed as 'abusing the emoji' but ok
+Bill Wilson
stop abusing those letters
^ are you 12 or somethin lol
Salmon is so damn convincing, what a great job you did on her character. I keep second guessing whether she's actually someone else.
As soon as Salmon said "What's your favourite bug?!" I realised that she was who you were talking about in the FX make up artist RP :O
Salmon is my new favourite person hahaha
Okay, sorry to be so critical, but it's hard to relax when I'm laughing my ass off.
Cracking up is kind of relaxing, too, in a way. ;)
This has got to be the funniest ASMR video on RUclips. I particularly enjoyed your Salmon character.
Wow it’s been 7yrs, I remember when this first came out. This would make me sleep and I always loved the makeup artist
Still watching in 2021!!! You’re an ASMR legend Ally
Salmon is my spirit animal 😂 you should do more videos with her charecter
I miss all of these so much
the godzilla ad right before this video definitely set the mood
your comment made me laugh way harder than it probably should have.
"What's your favorite bug?" LMAO Oh, Ally....I love Salmon. I'm laughing too hard to be relaxed!
The role play and the comments on it are so nostalgic to me. This is from the good ole days when asmr was pure and the community was wholesome and supportive. Now when you think of asmr you think of all the drama that those eating show people are creating.
3:54 - Don't want to nitpick or anything- I do really love these things, but is there a reason why the lens cap is on?
My guess is that she's not taking picture she is just going through menus. She won't scratch her 400$ lens
Adjusting settings....
Castus13 The sound was the mirror dropping and raising back up - that happens when you switch into and out of the movie mode.
MrThidj901 The $ sign goes to the left of the value.
Is Salmon the one you were referring to in your other asmr video as the woman who wanted to make the Centapede movie happened? lol
Yes lol
The video where she was getting a person ready to be a fire demon.The FX movie studios video
OMG ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED
It's been so long since I watched this, bringing back so many memories. Salmon was a brilliant addition and an early use of this style of video. Thank you for all your videos.
6 years.... Damn
I remember when this came out I watched it nearly every night for a week because I could never make it through
"They look like two caterpillars kissing each other... break it up you too" omg im done 😂
*two
Well her makeup is inspired by bugs!!😂🐛🐛
Dude you are literally the best asmrtist ever and I love how you put humor into your videos so it's not boring the whole way through
"I was born with a tail,but I don't have it anymore. Well,I still have it but it's not attached." Lolz
Watching in 2022, baby!! Salmon is FOREVER
I love Salmon so much! I've been watching the Glam Shots video every night for about two weeks straight. I perk right up when Salmon goes through the background portfolio and the "I'm king of the zebras, and these are my lands!"
I want a salmon t shirt, it should have her face on it and "I was born with a tail" written on
libertywhispers I would strangely buy that...
There could be many shirts made with her quotes “I used to work at the morgue” “Ever seen the Human Centipede?”
Salmon: not you, you don't smell like bread
Me: aww thanks, salmon!
Seriously girlfriend. You're one of my all time favorites. Not only are you a perfect ASMR artist with careful movements, slow relaxing voice, but extraordinarily creative and interesting plots for your videos. Maybe think about writing screen plays or acting?? You'd do great!
I haven't finished watching, but is just reached the Human Centipede reference. The part where she mentions she'll talk about it at lunch? ...*slow claps* Thats true skill. Had me bawling with laughter! LOVE Salmon!
Salmon: Hi, my name is Salmon.... Salmon, yeah. Like smoked salmon. Uh, Or baked salmon...... Salmonella.
Me: Hi, Salmon. I'm Cory. I can tell already you're gonna be weird. Continue.
Salmon: So I, I need to touch up your makeup now. I'm gonna have to get real close to you like this, is that okay?
Me: ...You smell like fish.
Salmon: Yeah, in my like of work I need to get close to people. All day long. And everybody has their own unique scent. Like, their own smell.
Me: And yours is fish? Wow, you drew an unlucky card there, didn't you?
Salmon, I worked with this one guy yesterday who smelled like bread. Yeah, honey wheat.
Me: Hm. Weird.
Salmon: Not you, though. You don't smell like bread. What's your favorite bug?
Me: ....Huh. That's a tough question, actually.... I guess if I had to choose... I'd say, the moth.
Salmon: I like bugs a lot. I draw most of my inspiration for my makeup from... from bugs.
Me: Really? So if I wanted to have like a fly-face with pincers and big bug eyes, you could do that?
Salmon: *nods* mhmm.
Me: Gimme your number, kid. I wanna remember you.
as soon as I read this I laughed really hard, but honestly, I think she didn't have a name when she came on so the first thing that popped into her head was salmon. she must have been hungry...
Lol that's hilarious.
kinda what was going on in my head.
Stop trying to steal my wifu!
>_
YES! I was trying to put my finger on who exactly she reminded me of when I was watching her videos. It was killing me! I can die happy now
I miss u salmon :((
me too
hello allie. you were the first ASMRtist I ever watched, like ten years ago.
salmon is classic.
from smelling like bread to bugs😂😂
It was so random lol
I love love love the directing in this video. Like when you explain how to sit, where to put your arms, how to have your hair, etc.
I loooooooove Salmon! "I used to work at the morge..." and "I was born with a tail. Oh I don't have it anymore! I mean, I have it, just not attached to me" so funny!!