Karl Pilkington: Health (3 Minute Wonder)

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  • Опубликовано: 28 сен 2024
  • In 2006 Karl Pilkington made four short documentaries for Channel 4's '3 Minute Wonder' series. This episode was broadcast on 16th August 2006. The other episodes were called 'Life', 'Holidays', and 'Nature'.
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  • @JHA854
    @JHA854 7 лет назад +203

    "I'm 32, fink I've got the ang of it"
    Omg 😂

  • @cokedaz
    @cokedaz 12 лет назад +109

    "Forget it." one of Karl's best quotes, often overlooked.

  • @skobedigatch207
    @skobedigatch207 7 лет назад +21

    karl pilkington is the best philosopher of the 21th century !

    • @emmanuelgoldspleen2905
      @emmanuelgoldspleen2905 Год назад

      Karl Pilkington was the most prophetic genius to ever walk the earth. These were his words, from 2010.....

  • @AJ5
    @AJ5 7 лет назад +43

    "I don't know where they get paint from"!! LOL

  • @WildBassfly
    @WildBassfly 9 лет назад +95

    its the ramblings of a mad man

  • @DarkAutumn3D
    @DarkAutumn3D 2 года назад +5

    I could seriously fall asleep listening to this guy lol. He's like that one friend you go camping with and they can talk for hours and you just doze off 😅😅

  • @Luke6fk
    @Luke6fk Год назад +1

    “Paintball… chucking paint at eachother”

  • @ineffablemars
    @ineffablemars 8 лет назад

    My god, I love seeing him sitting cross cross in his bed, a little dragonfly decoration on the head board, how cute is he?

    • @Dubzy.
      @Dubzy. 7 лет назад

      Taylor TM probably his girlfriend

  • @Testament2222
    @Testament2222 10 лет назад +32

    know wha' I mean?

  • @theweberjosh
    @theweberjosh 12 лет назад +3

    "When do you ever hear about a tortoise having a heart attack" Imagine a stoned KARL Bwahahahah!!

  • @mcstyle24
    @mcstyle24 Год назад +1

    Wow, He mentioned he is 32 in this 2006 video, I was 16 back then. Now I'm 33. Damn! Time goes so fast :(
    Stay well, Karl.

    • @Scallion_D
      @Scallion_D 9 месяцев назад +1

      I was 17 and that.

  • @KelzMon
    @KelzMon 12 лет назад +1

    "When do you ever hear about a tortoise having a heart attack hahahha

  • @lylechipperson5913
    @lylechipperson5913 7 лет назад +17

    more gays = more gyms lmfao

  • @singIeservingfriend
    @singIeservingfriend 4 года назад +1

    Was this the kitchen with the builders which annoyed Karl?

  • @grungepiglet6361
    @grungepiglet6361 7 лет назад +1

    Play a Record!

  • @CARLIN4737
    @CARLIN4737 5 лет назад

    How many star jumps can you do!😉

  • @urbandisaster567
    @urbandisaster567 14 лет назад

    @Dabs84 Karl Pilkington is amazing, he is a friend of comedians Ricky Gervais and Steve Merchant.

    • @emmanuelgoldspleen2905
      @emmanuelgoldspleen2905 Год назад

      He's not.
      He said being around Ricky is like having a dangerous pet. And described him as an iron lung, that he sort of needs but wishes he didn't.
      And describes Steve as "odd" and "weird looking", and a freak, worthy of a double take.

  • @jim191185
    @jim191185 7 лет назад

    Did he say more Jims????

  • @MST785
    @MST785 5 лет назад +1

    Karl is a Buddha

  • @BenWindsorTV
    @BenWindsorTV 11 лет назад +2

    "The reason theres so many gyms in london is because of the amount of gay people who are here now" - I have to say this to my gym obsessed mates!

  • @AA-hg5fk
    @AA-hg5fk 6 лет назад +2

    Those tiles don't look very good...

  • @ShadyPlatinum777
    @ShadyPlatinum777 Год назад

    I’m still convinced this is all an act

    • @LifeOfRy
      @LifeOfRy 9 месяцев назад

      Then you're a bit silly, aren't ya.

  • @paulmorphy6187
    @paulmorphy6187 Год назад

    Without Ricky laughing hysterically at everything he says its all a bit dull really

  • @HeartInitiation
    @HeartInitiation Год назад

    Let's watch Wendy's little programme

  • @Stevelogical
    @Stevelogical 11 лет назад

    Just to piss you off.

  • @bobgibb2781
    @bobgibb2781 3 года назад

    Cats live longer than dogs because they sleep 80% of the time .

  • @astroboirap
    @astroboirap 3 года назад

    sick of it

  • @MohamedMagdi790
    @MohamedMagdi790 6 лет назад

    I prefer listening to Karl talking without Rickey interrupting him with his annoying laught

  • @Doopdedoopdedoopdoop
    @Doopdedoopdedoopdoop 3 года назад

    Lol no wonder he got kidney stones

  • @pacco9532
    @pacco9532 2 года назад

    Who is Karl pilkington and why have I just wasted 5 minutes of my life……

  • @deren48
    @deren48 11 лет назад

    why do so many people feel compelled to quote what he says in their comments? weve all seen it.

    • @JebodiahJunfan
      @JebodiahJunfan 6 лет назад +2

      corcoran fmp you’re an idiot, play a record

    • @emmanuelgoldspleen2905
      @emmanuelgoldspleen2905 Год назад

      Because it's the nature of infinity. It goes from now, forever. We'll eventually type everything every time. Random random random, forever.
      We're not on a shift pattern. Infinity sorts it out for ya, by definition.

    • @deren48
      @deren48 Год назад

      @@emmanuelgoldspleen2905 thankyou ....nine years later

  • @tb7667
    @tb7667 5 лет назад +68

    11 dislikes all attributed to someone called ‘Wendy’

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk 4 года назад +3

      Plus Richard Anderson

    • @emmanuelgoldspleen2905
      @emmanuelgoldspleen2905 Год назад +9

      Well alrite then, let's watch Wendy's little program, when that comes out. Sick of it.

  • @MertSu66
    @MertSu66 8 лет назад +71

    PLAY A RECORD

  • @jakobat1994
    @jakobat1994 7 лет назад +74

    1:59 just remember karl this is why you got kidney stones !

    • @markh.9822
      @markh.9822 4 года назад +2

      This is before the kidney stones lmao

    • @MrSeananners12345
      @MrSeananners12345 2 года назад +4

      @@markh.9822 well that’s exactly his point sir

  • @ryanje8147
    @ryanje8147 7 лет назад +55

    "When was the last time you heard about a tortoise having a heart attack??" LOL

    • @SmudgeThePro
      @SmudgeThePro 2 года назад +3

      I've never heard of a cod getting ill

    • @emmanuelgoldspleen2905
      @emmanuelgoldspleen2905 Год назад +1

      @@SmudgeThePro Sharks are immune to cancer n that

    • @emmanuelgoldspleen2905
      @emmanuelgoldspleen2905 Год назад +1

      I love how lazy that scene was, when he's lying back on the bed. Such little effort put into this!

  • @cooleycole93
    @cooleycole93 14 лет назад +21

    I could watch him all day long.

  • @pattayalob
    @pattayalob 14 лет назад +10

    Karl is going to be a grumpy old man in a few years but he is great!

  • @DannySMalone
    @DannySMalone 14 лет назад +14

    "I don't know where they are gettin the paint from?"
    lol classic K-man.

    • @jerres9585
      @jerres9585 6 лет назад +2

      Danny Malone
      Full circle with the paint comment. Just perfect.

    • @GaryMcCaffrey
      @GaryMcCaffrey 6 лет назад +4

      Is that a dash or an underscore?

    • @w8m4n
      @w8m4n Год назад

      ​@@GaryMcCaffrey try it with both

  • @bobgibb2781
    @bobgibb2781 3 года назад +8

    That's a lovely job you've done with the grouting . It does indeed look as good as new .

    • @w8m4n
      @w8m4n Год назад

      Have you got a dremel I could borrow?

  • @formative3d274
    @formative3d274 7 лет назад +9

    "I'm 32.. I think I've got the 'ang of it."
    LOL.

  • @spartan2600
    @spartan2600 14 лет назад +7

    "I'm not saying I'm looking out for them, I'm just saying when I do see 'em they're sort of muscle-ey and that..."
    Haha!

  • @MrJimmyWalsh
    @MrJimmyWalsh 3 года назад +5

    Flash forward to when he gets a kidney stone: "The doctor's sayin I don't have enough water, that's where it's come from"

    • @brandon97652
      @brandon97652 Год назад +1

      Your last name is walsh and first name is sam so I can make the assumption that you are of british Isles descent (mabye irish)

  • @stu1701E
    @stu1701E 6 лет назад +3

    He's dead right about the gyms vs hardware shops, in some places at least. It's more pronounced for city dwellers near the centre who don't have a car to get to B&Q outside town.

  • @VLAD_P_
    @VLAD_P_ Год назад +1

    You’re muscly !
    Why ??

  • @lulluedge9457
    @lulluedge9457 7 лет назад +60

    Who is Karl Pilkington and why have I just wasted five minutes of my life listening to some of his cretinous thoughts on RUclips?

    • @Azrael442
      @Azrael442 7 лет назад +1

      :D

    • @j.peterse8106
      @j.peterse8106 7 лет назад +5

      Lullu Edge DICKY DICKY DICKEEEEERS DICKMASTER GENERAL

    • @otda3675
      @otda3675 6 лет назад +2

      Lullu Edge we know too much

    • @adriatiklaci8450
      @adriatiklaci8450 6 лет назад +1

      He is contagious to listen to

    • @LukeAllenFilm
      @LukeAllenFilm 6 лет назад

      Lullu Edge I appreciate that!!

  • @Dabs84
    @Dabs84 14 лет назад +2

    Who is Karl Pilkington and why have I just wasted five minutes of my life listening to some of his cretinous thoughts on RUclips?

    • @prekreich
      @prekreich 7 лет назад +2

      Lets see your show then. Proper twat that Wendy

    • @Bellocks1
      @Bellocks1 4 года назад

      Sick of her.

    • @bobgibb2781
      @bobgibb2781 3 года назад

      Karl is a hero to millions including myself . He has a different view of the world that approaches genius .

    • @emmanuelgoldspleen2905
      @emmanuelgoldspleen2905 Год назад

      Let's watch Wendy's little program when that comes out, n tha. Sick of it. Alrite?

  • @sweou
    @sweou 8 месяцев назад

    To the uninitiated he may seem like a simple moron, but whenever he philosophizes it is always straight to the matter truth that he delivers to us. Says is like it is, no BS, often things we don't even consider or think of ie. lost touch, but he hasn't. Maybe the Socrates of our time? I certainly can't think of anyone better!

  • @the_quadracorn
    @the_quadracorn 2 года назад +1

    Those tiles are good. Good grouting.

  • @Stevelogical
    @Stevelogical 11 лет назад +10

    Is there like a whole series of these? Or just random ones here and there?

    • @GaryMcCaffrey
      @GaryMcCaffrey 6 лет назад +5

      There were 4 of them made. Speedy answer huh.

    • @Vandalle.
      @Vandalle. 5 лет назад +9

      @@GaryMcCaffrey Gary started typing that reply 5 years ago, but he's trying to live his life a tortoise speed

  • @ReturnOfTheGhoulScouts
    @ReturnOfTheGhoulScouts Год назад

    "The other week, right, I was tryna get 'old of nappies, dummy and a blanket..!"
    Also, someone should track that 'Wendy' down if she's still knockin' about and film a meeting between her and Karl.! 😅

  • @harryl2232
    @harryl2232 4 месяца назад

    Karl in shorts and a t shirt lying on his bed talking about a tortoise……is pretty funny

  • @LifeOfRy
    @LifeOfRy 9 месяцев назад

    Personal trainer: get off the floor, it's time to workout!
    Me: 2:14

  • @darcyklyne
    @darcyklyne Год назад +1

    100% Genius!!!

  • @Mack35531
    @Mack35531 12 лет назад +1

    If I had a day off and needed a friend...I know who I would turn to...

  • @wsewell12
    @wsewell12 14 лет назад +1

    Vanity projects is Russell Brand's production company. Good to see him and Pilk are still friends.

    • @angelkotilainen
      @angelkotilainen 3 года назад +1

      If Russell was a genuine friend, he would encourage Karl to get his own production company. Many comedians do so as it's where the money is at. Karl as always has everyone else muscling in on him, mostly Ricky.

  • @outlander234
    @outlander234 Год назад

    1:57 haha Karl you should have listened but maybe not we had some good podcasts and poetry from that!

  • @kanebhoy3
    @kanebhoy3 14 лет назад

    how many star jumps can you do lol hes cool as fuck!!!!

  • @Chessa103
    @Chessa103 11 лет назад

    They are just sharing their favorite part of the video. Why does it bother you lol

  • @MilkShake
    @MilkShake 2 года назад

    Such a top 5% streamer materia 👌

  • @bambzdotman5564
    @bambzdotman5564 11 лет назад

    yh and its been a few/couple years since the comment was posted

  • @TheCheweeRevolutions
    @TheCheweeRevolutions 13 лет назад

    is there a water drought on?

  • @dawnottehsmeg
    @dawnottehsmeg 11 лет назад

    he's a grumpy old man now mate

  • @SilverToster
    @SilverToster 10 лет назад

    omg

  • @markh.9822
    @markh.9822 4 года назад

    He looks especially gormless in this video

    • @emmanuelgoldspleen2905
      @emmanuelgoldspleen2905 Год назад

      He'd look alrite next to Steve though, yeah? Good lookin' fella 'n' tha.

  • @SteampunkResistance
    @SteampunkResistance 10 лет назад +6

    He's full of it, I can tell by his eyes that he's acting. He's not as stupid as he tries to make us believe.

    • @Ranger1812
      @Ranger1812 9 лет назад +45

      Captain Crazy If you think he's acting, you're the true idiot, here.

    • @glennoconnor1130
      @glennoconnor1130 6 лет назад +1

      He’s named himself Captain Crazy for a reason...

    • @RickyVWorld
      @RickyVWorld 5 лет назад +2

      He’s not acting, he’s exaggerating his personality for comedy because like you say, he’s not daft

    • @emmanuelgoldspleen2905
      @emmanuelgoldspleen2905 Год назад

      He's an actor called Graham 'n' tha'.
      "An actor called Graham? I wish I was" - KP.