Finding a E4 at 1400 is a miracle. Finding one that shamerific makes you God Tier. (Or you have a background option that allows you to speak 'thieves cant'. (D&D joke).
I came back from leave once and signed in very late at night to avoid the Ranger Battalion Commander, who told me to get a haircut prior to leaving the post for my leave. He caught me in the hallway at headquarters and got furious. He said, "You left post without a haircut AND tried to sneak back in without one (30 days later). Respond to my office after PT and first formation in the AM. " Upon reporting as directed, with my new, very high and very tight haircut, the major asked me what my excuse was. I told him there was no excuse or reason I could give that wouldn't be bullshit. He stared daggers at me and asked me if I was reenlisting. I told him I was. He said that instead of an article 15 and a bar to reenlistment, he would assign me cq for the next 90 days of weekends and holidays, if I agreed. I said thank you, sir, and was dismissed. My hair was never as long as that 0-3's
see,this guy knows the truth Edit...first a lot of people get booted before graduating so that's the first way....the second way is that when you jump out of a perfectly good airplane there are so many thing that can cause you not to make it,but the most prevalent reason is flack...that's enemy fire like did you know that anti aircraft fire is not a round fired directly through the plane its more like an air mine...it explodes near the plane and sends an expanding sphere of shrapnel in every direction...now a plane is made of metal but a person is not...so dropping under fire means you must pass through that envelope of death to make it and if you do then your a lucky one.
First off it's a fake story with a stolen uniform. When someone has to explain to you this little thingy here and then it says aren't you worried about not hitting the ground. He should have answered yes because anybody knows what happens when you hit them trees or the water in the wind all packed from your sack to your tack
"What happened to him?" "Well, instead of slowly being carried to the ground by the parachute, he decided to pilot his chute into a tornado to do some sick tricks and it chucked him into space. This happens to 1 out of every 6 airborne troops."
@beverlythompson9914 I'm 63 this year. I still work out every day and volunteer with my veterans associations. Don't run anymore though, too many knee operations. Lol
For the record, she realized what she said and we both laughed at it. I like my gas station attendant, she gives me the hookups on breakfast sandwiches 🫡. Also check out my other stuff @formerlytalyor
You say like her yet you belittle her. The irony is unmistakable. When she laughed, I bet you didn’t belittle her education in front of her. Show her this video and watch her reaction to your comment on her education. Bet you don’t get that hookup next time. I hope she does see this video. You need people skills. This is why Mustangs are the only officers respected. The rest of you are despised and why NCOs run the Army. That slick sleeve says you have a lot to learn about those who are inferior. Can’t spell complete turd without CPT. Learn how and when to be humble. Have some damn integrity and everything else about your character will follow suit, but everything starts with integrity. You’re a damn leader and we need better men than the example you’re showing.
To me it sounds like it never happened. "DoNt WoRrY aIrbORnE, i AsSurE yoU yOu wiLl mAkE iT tO tHe GroUnd" is a joke the black hats make to every class, this tiktok hoe just spun it into a story that he can tell
you really think the standard drop that much in Air Borne? look at this chump! if he is army his standards suck for discipline, standards, and paying attention to detail. I have never seen an officer look like Elvis Presley in my life. I spent 12 years in the military. Even my sergeant major would call this guy out!
@@kylebickley506 In national guard units this is kind of the norm and it has been for many years. And most of the officers that attend airborne school do not serve in airborne units. From his other videos it looks like he is an ROTC instructor, they do not hold the same standards as the 82nd or the Ranger Btns. And no you would not see a captain looking like this in either of those units
@@keatonward6403 1/508 but this was when they were in Panama not part of division, I was in the 1/504 in division and yes division standards are different, had some pog E-7 that tried to chew us out one time as he stated a high and tight was a fad hair cut and against army regs, we laughed at him
Regulations changed in the last few years that refined a bit how long hair can be. Not saying I don’t toe the line but I keep it within the left and right limits.
@@claygabhart8422 I’d say your opinion definitely matters! To a lot of people I’m sure you are the face of the veteran community because you might be the only one they know. I value the opinions of the people who came before me.
@@Justin_Taylor Very kind of you to say. Thank you. I'm still around the uniform, to a degree. Currently working a project with folks from Tampa, Eglin and Hurlburt. I have a few miles left in the tank, just need more maintenance these days than I once did. Best wishes to you Captain.
I mean. Sounds like she meant getting stuck in a tree, powerline, or hitting water instead. She probably thought she offended or scared you and tried to walk it back.
Not sure for Marines but for the Army the regs updated recently and refined a bit on how long it can be. Plus it’s a cultural shift generally among younger soldiers.
love you guys, my father was stationed at fort Benning, and I'm alive because of all you amazing men and women, my sister was born their as well. thanks to all who defend.
You are a good Captain, you're a gentleman and you have a good soul. I can think about 10 things that I would have said but you definitely did the Army proud.
She’s a really nice lady and we laughed about it afterwords. I work out of a University far away from any Military posts so I try really hard to leave a friendly impression on people in town.
I’ve worried about the education system for a while, and I’m only 16. But I think she might have meant are you scared you’re gonna get caught in something on the way down like a tree or power/telephone lines. Also that’s a long drop without any drag slowing you down if you’re not able to climb down
Still trips me out seeing nco's and Captain+ running around slick sleeved, you weren’t getting past E3 or E4, or 1st LT without getting shipped off to Iraq/Afghanistan when I was in, very different times lol.
soo true I've seen so many soldiers break there back in airborn school because there a way to land on the ground but ones u land flat footed u can break your back and legs
It's the same thing as the fear of flying. It's not the flying that'll kill ya, it's the sudden & abrupt halt after an uncontrolled decent - if something goes wrong up there. Lol. Preparation is everything.
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You're the most Specialist looking officer I've ever seen
Looks like a short E3. LOL
asvab waiver company commander 😂
😂😂😂 made me laugh out loud. Thanks.
He looks old enough to be a Colonel with them bushy eyebrows and long hair
E4 mafia
This dude looks like every SPC I couldn’t find at 1400
😂
Bruh just has that shamtastic look about him. 🤣
Looks like an AFFES captain!
Finding a E4 at 1400 is a miracle. Finding one that shamerific makes you God Tier. (Or you have a background option that allows you to speak 'thieves cant'. (D&D joke).
I came back from leave once and signed in very late at night to avoid the Ranger Battalion Commander, who told me to get a haircut prior to leaving the post for my leave. He caught me in the hallway at headquarters and got furious. He said, "You left post without a haircut AND tried to sneak back in without one (30 days later). Respond to my office after PT and first formation in the AM. " Upon reporting as directed, with my new, very high and very tight haircut, the major asked me what my excuse was. I told him there was no excuse or reason I could give that wouldn't be bullshit. He stared daggers at me and asked me if I was reenlisting. I told him I was. He said that instead of an article 15 and a bar to reenlistment, he would assign me cq for the next 90 days of weekends and holidays, if I agreed. I said thank you, sir, and was dismissed. My hair was never as long as that 0-3's
“You know, I heard one in five people don't even make it to the ground” “What do you mean they don't make it to the ground? Where do they go?”
see,this guy knows the truth
Edit...first a lot of people get booted before graduating so that's the first way....the second way is that when you jump out of a perfectly good airplane there are so many thing that can cause you not to make it,but the most prevalent reason is flack...that's enemy fire like did you know that anti aircraft fire is not a round fired directly through the plane its more like an air mine...it explodes near the plane and sends an expanding sphere of shrapnel in every direction...now a plane is made of metal but a person is not...so dropping under fire means you must pass through that envelope of death to make it and if you do then your a lucky one.
AIR ASSAULT
@@tomharrell9575 this guy was quoting a kid’s tv show.
Flying Spaghetti Monster. Just snatches them out of the air and gobbles them. It’s a problem.
Oh. I'm a walking example of failing not to find the ground. I found it a bit to fast on my last jump
It's like what Rob O'Neill says, when you have a problem when you're jumping you have the rest of your life to find a solution lol
I like this
Yeah, isn't that the truth brother. I had about 15 seconds to figure out how to survive when I got
hemmed up by my static line. Wow I'm alive!
Damm the national guard hair regs keep getting better
What regs 😭😂
This isn’t ok on active duty? 👀
Unacceptable
First off it's a fake story with a stolen uniform. When someone has to explain to you this little thingy here and then it says aren't you worried about not hitting the ground. He should have answered yes because anybody knows what happens when you hit them trees or the water in the wind all packed from your sack to your tack
@@davidkenway4862 no the sides are too long. Top could probably pass as long as he can fit on cover and Kevlar
Why does it actually look like he belongs to the E-4 mafia.
A few friends of mine are still hanging up there
😔😔😔
We're they the first people to join space Force 🤔. Into the skyyy!
@@Justin_Taylor aye sometimes you get caught in a thermal dog and refuse to slip out
I am honestly surprised at the lack of race jokes this comment could’ve easily spawned.
I can think of plenty of things you could land on besides the ground.
O-3 lookin’ like an E-4😅
When I was a kid and heard the term “airborne” for the first time I thought it meant you were just born in an airplane.
LOL 😂
Honestly same
"What happened to him?"
"Well, instead of slowly being carried to the ground by the parachute, he decided to pilot his chute into a tornado to do some sick tricks and it chucked him into space. This happens to 1 out of every 6 airborne troops."
I always loved going Airborne into space. I just can't get over his fuckin hair. Maybe if he cuts it he won't worry. No way hes active
That's how space force recruiters get ya
Much like the old saying “driving fast doesn’t kill you, it’s the speed at which you suddenly become stationary that will”
She forgot to ask you why you were wearing an army uniform with that airforce issued haircut
To damn funny! Spent 20 years on jump status. Old retired Master Sergeant here. RLTW!
Thank you.
Who gives a flying fuck.
Mechanized Leads The Way brother! 😂
How's your knees or back?
@beverlythompson9914 I'm 63 this year. I still work out every day and volunteer with my veterans associations. Don't run anymore though, too many knee operations. Lol
Imagine just flying forever, free bird playing, nothing but you, the chute, and the wind in your terrified and confused face
For the record, she realized what she said and we both laughed at it. I like my gas station attendant, she gives me the hookups on breakfast sandwiches 🫡.
Also check out my other stuff @formerlytalyor
Okay, I gotta wonder if she meant getting stuck in trees or landing in water.
That said if not, it’s still funny if not a twinge depressing.
You say like her yet you belittle her. The irony is unmistakable. When she laughed, I bet you didn’t belittle her education in front of her. Show her this video and watch her reaction to your comment on her education. Bet you don’t get that hookup next time. I hope she does see this video. You need people skills. This is why Mustangs are the only officers respected. The rest of you are despised and why NCOs run the Army. That slick sleeve says you have a lot to learn about those who are inferior. Can’t spell complete turd without CPT. Learn how and when to be humble. Have some damn integrity and everything else about your character will follow suit, but everything starts with integrity. You’re a damn leader and we need better men than the example you’re showing.
Good stuff Sir!
Is your @ really spelled "formerlytalyor?"
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@@glenj.taylor2938 yeah it’s misspelled on purpose.
I remember when officers kept their hair short and neat
To me, it sounds like her fear was of getting stuck in the trees, or caught up on some thing as you’re falling.
Especially hitting deep water, that would suck
To me it sounds like it never happened. "DoNt WoRrY aIrbORnE, i AsSurE yoU yOu wiLl mAkE iT tO tHe GroUnd" is a joke the black hats make to every class, this tiktok hoe just spun it into a story that he can tell
I wonder if she ment his soul and body got separated during the fall?
Yeah... Caught in a tree or the tide
That’s what I thought too. Or like a radio tower (oh jeez)
I think she was thinking of you getting shot down
It's not the fall that kills you. It's the sudden stop at the end.
No it's "the bounce" just have to grip the grass as hard as you can when you hit
@@user-dd1bb4tw4r Feel free to personally test your theory.
@@bsmith8622 DS at Ft. Benning will tell you the same thing 😆 🤣 😂
Sir, you need a damn haircut, AR670-1
AR 670-1 says he’s in regs. Have you replaced your 1995 edition?
Ohh okay, I been worried about getting stuck in suspension. Thank you for clearing that up!
Dude come on you know you freak all the way out if you jumped out of a plane and then just whiffed right into space 😂
Newton law, silly ol question,
Two spinal surgeries later I’m a very broken but proud paratrooper. Stay safe fellow Sky God!
Imagine your chute deploys and you start ascending to the damn *EXOSPHERE*
sounds like a design flaw
Holy sideburns
graduated jump school in November 1977, congratulations and welcome to the club
you really think the standard drop that much in Air Borne? look at this chump! if he is army his standards suck for discipline, standards, and paying attention to detail. I have never seen an officer look like Elvis Presley in my life. I spent 12 years in the military. Even my sergeant major would call this guy out!
@@kylebickley506 In national guard units this is kind of the norm and it has been for many years. And most of the officers that attend airborne school do not serve in airborne units. From his other videos it looks like he is an ROTC instructor, they do not hold the same standards as the 82nd or the Ranger Btns. And no you would not see a captain looking like this in either of those units
@@steveharris7116 1 fury or 2 fury???
@@steveharris7116 if an 03 was caught walking around like this on Bragg... Every 04 and up would get a phone call
@@keatonward6403 1/508 but this was when they were in Panama not part of division, I was in the 1/504 in division and yes division standards are different, had some pog E-7 that tried to chew us out one time as he stated a high and tight was a fad hair cut and against army regs, we laughed at him
That mustache though 😂🤣🤣🤣
Surprised she didn’t ask why you have a pre-pubescent caterpillar crawling across your lip
Yeah just shave that shit lmao
Conversations that never happened for $1,000
I mean she still works there you’re more than welcome to ask her about it
“Now I’m worried about what would happen if I miss”
Would have been better
Put your slick sleeve out there capt lol
I'm glad my company commander was an adult.
New fear unlocked flying away when my parachute deploys and drifting all the way into space
I've been retired since 04. But from 82 to 04 I can promise you that haircut wouldn't fly. Particularly with a company grade officer.
Regulations changed in the last few years that refined a bit how long hair can be. Not saying I don’t toe the line but I keep it within the left and right limits.
@@Justin_Taylor No worries. My ID card says "retired old fart" now. My opinion doesn't matter as long as you got the back of those on either side.
@@claygabhart8422 I’d say your opinion definitely matters! To a lot of people I’m sure you are the face of the veteran community because you might be the only one they know. I value the opinions of the people who came before me.
@@Justin_Taylor Very kind of you to say. Thank you. I'm still around the uniform, to a degree. Currently working a project with folks from Tampa, Eglin and Hurlburt. I have a few miles left in the tank, just need more maintenance these days than I once did. Best wishes to you Captain.
The Cav called...they want their mustache back Captain
They can have it back when they finally send me my PCS award.
I mean. Sounds like she meant getting stuck in a tree, powerline, or hitting water instead. She probably thought she offended or scared you and tried to walk it back.
This guy looks like a master of shamming
She assumed you knew what she was talking about
No one assumes what she was talking about.
Idk, it's more like she doesn't understand in my opinion.
@@bennnee9618 hitting the propeller is my guess
@@acewiddlewade2566 its was paratroopers in ww2 that got stuck in trees and shot before they could ever hit the ground
@@blayze2019 thinking about it, a shotgun is a great tool for dealing with airborne before they hit the ground.
You don't fall quick, it's the ground that comes up too fast. Never forget, once you're Airborne-- the world revolves around YOU
She was mesmerized by that crustache ya got there
I see all these newer videos of Soldiers, Marines,ect. It seems like you can wear your hair longer, then when I was in from 99-02.
Not sure for Marines but for the Army the regs updated recently and refined a bit on how long it can be. Plus it’s a cultural shift generally among younger soldiers.
love you guys, my father was stationed at fort Benning, and I'm alive because of all you amazing men and women, my sister was born their as well. thanks to all who defend.
Nobody in uniform should be doing TikTok videos
Paratroopers do what we want.
He’s an officer.
@@johnhaggart9376 that’s the most boot shit I ever heard
Think what you want. Are you leg by chance?
Shut up?
You are a good Captain, you're a gentleman and you have a good soul. I can think about 10 things that I would have said but you definitely did the Army proud.
She’s a really nice lady and we laughed about it afterwords. I work out of a University far away from any Military posts so I try really hard to leave a friendly impression on people in town.
A whole captain acting like a boot flexing his airborne patch.. take this down sir. It's cringe
I'm more worried about that uneven mustache
I’ve worried about the education system for a while, and I’m only 16. But I think she might have meant are you scared you’re gonna get caught in something on the way down like a tree or power/telephone lines. Also that’s a long drop without any drag slowing you down if you’re not able to climb down
The SAD thing is, this isn't a joke. Homeschool your children people
Or a better solution, don't have kids.
Yeah, that’ll solve it
Yeah jumping outta an airplane to fall seems more secure than going through public school to get educated
I’m worried about that hippie haircut, Sir.
It's that sudden stop that gets you
Still trips me out seeing nco's and Captain+ running around slick sleeved, you weren’t getting past E3 or E4, or 1st LT without getting shipped off to Iraq/Afghanistan when I was in, very different times lol.
The fall won't kill you. The sudden stop might.
Dude is out of regs with his hair he practically looks like a civi larping as an officer lol 🤣
It's not the fall, it's the sudden stop at the end.
"Sir, Why are you wearing a patch that looks like a badminton shuttlecock flexing giant biceps?"
If you worried about the speed that you hit the ground with today's parachutes, dont try the 10Cs.😂😂😂
Our butter bar looked twice your age, guess they started finally giving out rank since I left in 09 😂
Tell the Lady that gravity still works 😂😂😂
It’s a flying ice cream cone.
Captain your hair is out of Regs.
I'm more worried about that slick sleeve than anything
Be safe out there, sir. 🫡🇺🇸🤘🏼
She was probably nervous and simply misspoke.
Living proof that any officer is guaranteed to become captain
They always say you're never truly prepared for the military nut nobody is ever prepared for when the parachute start goin up instead of down
He ain’t lying
Deceleration trauma is a bitch.
Well it was a gas station attendant so there’s that! 🤷♀️ 😂
It's like, do you mean do I worry that my parachute won't open???🤣🤣🤣🤣
Your spot on Captain!!! Lolololol
If this was my company commander id have my platoon update their 'Will & life insurance'.
She might have meant accidentally drifting over the ocean or large body of water. She probably doesn’t know you can steer your chute.
I noticed your Stetson….that explains a lot. 😂
🤠
Not everyone has an education sir😂 this is fucking awesome😂😂😂
Gravity... if it fails, we got bigger problems
It’s not da fall that kills you it’s da sudden stop. Mahalos captain. Legless all da way!
She mustve heard about the dude who opened his parachute and floated out to orbit
Rumor has it he is still floating to this day lol
of course the O3 has some slick shit to say 😂😂😂
You need to square yourself away CPT.
LMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 now that is funny. Hugs and happy hearts. 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖
"whats this" oh thats my basic b lawn dart tab
And that's why she works in a gas station rather than being an aeronautical engineer.
yoo ur a captain now, you've gone so far brodie
Bro that Moustache is gorgeous
Rockin them wizard sleeves 😆👀👌
I don’t care what temperature it is outside I’m never buttoning it in the middle.
bill burr had a fantastic joke about skydiving
Lmao stuck up in a cloud ma'am
Holy shit might be the best joke ever.
Few of my pals flew upwards into space, they forgot to turn on gravity before jumping out 😔
soo true I've seen so many soldiers break there back in airborn school because there a way to land on the ground but ones u land flat footed u can break your back and legs
Its a flying ice cream cone.
Yo he looks like a new borne captain.
So many times I have been working on something and dropped a tiny screw,nut, or bolt and I swear they must fall upward and keep going forever
I remember the Black Hats saying, "you have to jump 5 times, but only have to land 4 of them successfully."
Hes got a face that jody knows his return date
It's the same thing as the fear of flying. It's not the flying that'll kill ya, it's the sudden & abrupt halt after an uncontrolled decent - if something goes wrong up there. Lol. Preparation is everything.
yup it's not the fall that'll get ya. it's that sudden stop.
I got caught in a thermal once, I hung out for a while, but eventually came down