The Lowest Ranking Member In The Entourage - Lyric Video (Jack Post)

The Lowest Ranking Member Of The Entourage written and performed by Jack Post from the Jacky Road Studios Podcast
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LYRICS:
Every time that the Uber comes
I’m the one who’s bumped to the seat at the front
I gotta make small talk cos the driver wants to chat
And I can’t really hear what’s being said in the back
And when we get back, to the pad it’s sad
Cos everyone else knows the inside gags
But I always miss out at the front of the car
As the lowest ranking member in the entourage
All the boys in the box at the big game
Drinking Champagne what a shame that my name
wasn’t on the list so I missed out
Had to buy my tickets off a tout
Meanwhile they’re smoking cigars
While they’re drinking free beer I’m lining up at the bar
I look up at the box and they wave through the glass
At the lowest ranking member in the entourage
Everybody in the club say what?
Everybody in the house say what?
The main member of the entourage says what’s your name again dude?
That dick is always forgetting my name
He’s got too much fame, at the front of the gang
Like in the video clips he’s always the main one
Me I’m up the back out of frame son
That’s me way in the back with the backwards hat
It wasn’t worth me being on set
Cos you gotta freeze frame, enhance, enlarge
To see the lowest ranking member in the entourage
Everybody wants the after party
They assume they can have it in my hotel room
And they thank me for the hospitality
Then they throw my TV off the balcony
Hotel property in the pool as they trash the place
Next they threw my suitcase
Then they lit a firework out of my arse
I’m the lowest ranking member in the entourage