[RYUK YTP] Techo Juive - Hava Nagila REMIX ✡️ ✡

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  • Опубликовано: 9 мар 2018
  • RYUK YTP
    techno juive partie
    Jewish Techno Party
    Hava Nagila remix techo
    musique juive techno
    English: Jewish Techno Party
    Hebrew: חגיגת טכנו יהודית (Hagigat Techno Yehudit)
    عربي: حفل تكنو يهودي (Hafil Techno Yahudi)
    Русский: Еврейская техно-вечеринка (Yevreyskaya tekno-vecherinka)
    Chinese (Simplified): 犹太电子音乐派对 (Yóutài Diànzǐ Yīnyuè Pàiduì)
    Hindi: यहूदी टेक्नो पार्टी (Yahudi Techno Party)
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  • @199512Lars
    @199512Lars 3 года назад +2782

    When you walked the desert for 40 years and realize it's only an 8 hour car drive

  • @thatphrog45
    @thatphrog45 4 года назад +1417

    So these are the dancing Israelis I’ve heard so much about

    • @pharaongaming8617
      @pharaongaming8617 4 года назад +19

      @George Pattonhow do you know they are Satmar and not some other Ultra Orthodox Group? Because Ultra orthodox Jews (mostly) don't hate israel There are Quite a lot of Them in Israel too, And Ultra orthodox Jewish communities around the world don't mind to get support from Israel Either

    • @pharaongaming8617
      @pharaongaming8617 4 года назад +3

      @George Patton Haredis definitely don't dislike Israel tho, many of course live in Israel, Get support from Israel and have even killed Palestinians (of course which I dislike but I just said that to show they are supporting Israel), Its that they are Lazy and don't want to Go to army or work, Ultra Orthodox Jews hold quite a bit of Power in Israeli Government as well so I'm quite sure they love Israel

    • @pharaongaming8617
      @pharaongaming8617 4 года назад +2

      @George Patton while these may be Satmar Jews Others also Wear Those Fur hats, Its more of a Holiday or Shabat thing however. Every Friday night they dress up like this, other times they wear normal hats

    • @hirmahuerta7420
      @hirmahuerta7420 3 года назад

      Yes

    • @hirmahuerta7420
      @hirmahuerta7420 3 года назад

      @George Patton haha

  • @Nikich1911
    @Nikich1911 2 года назад +1015

    One Jewish boy was very fond of reading. One day he read all the books in the library and decided to ask the librarian if there were any more books. The librarian replied: Yes, there is. I will sell it to you for 10 shekels, but there is one condition. Never open the last page. The boy agreed and bought the book for 10 shekels. When he came home and read it, every day he became more interested in what was written on the last page. One day he couldn't stand it, opened the last page and was shocked. It said: the recommended price is 5 shekels. 😆

    • @potatoyeeter2085
      @potatoyeeter2085 2 года назад +23

      Lmao

    • @zionboutboul9975
      @zionboutboul9975 2 года назад +8

      @RATTLE ME SPOONS then he would've known cause Jews read Isaiah 53

    • @pascaldegroote9813
      @pascaldegroote9813 2 года назад +2

      Psychiatrist and the holy man. Remember that book.

    • @musel3036
      @musel3036 2 года назад

      @RATTLE ME SPOONS POV: You Never read it in hebrew

    • @the_phen0m639
      @the_phen0m639 Год назад +1

      @RATTLE ME SPOONS Isaiah 53 is about children of Israel not Jesus
      Is Jesus extremely ugly ? according to Isaiah 53:13-16 he is so bad
      same with Isaiah 53
      As a Muslim , i would say that christian Jesus is nothing like jewish messiah

  • @_richie96_37
    @_richie96_37 2 года назад +201

    "Your instagram account was permanently disabled"

  • @ulester3092
    @ulester3092 2 года назад +209

    When you complete your forskin collection

    • @qq84
      @qq84 7 месяцев назад +11

      And don't forget to suck it while harvesting.

    • @VeryProPlayerYesSir1122
      @VeryProPlayerYesSir1122 5 дней назад

      @@qq84 based???

  • @royliber3824
    @royliber3824 2 года назад +375

    When Moses climbs the mountain to bring tablets of the covenant but someone builds golden calf statue

    • @mrstark7379
      @mrstark7379 Год назад +2

      Samra made that

    • @sodiumchloride2610
      @sodiumchloride2610 Год назад +2

      @@mrstark7379 samiri

    • @sodiumchloride2610
      @sodiumchloride2610 Год назад +8

      @@samuelphilip8097 haron(as) didn’t do that he was ucapable to stop the children of israel to do such sin. Later on when musa(as) came with the tablets he was angry on haron then he understand that children of israels are to much ignorant .

    • @mosesmcmillian
      @mosesmcmillian 7 месяцев назад +1

      I never climb any mountains,i'm sailor

    • @yachayeeeb9423
      @yachayeeeb9423 5 месяцев назад +1

      Lmaaaaaao

  • @farklestaxbaum4945
    @farklestaxbaum4945 4 года назад +451

    This was recorded in the Israeli Embassy in New York on September 12, 2001

  • @basharthekindandgentle4346
    @basharthekindandgentle4346 2 года назад +565

    When The History Channel doesn’t let you observe the Austrian Painters’ Translated speeches.

  • @thatphrog45
    @thatphrog45 4 года назад +753

    When your kicked out of 109 host nations

    • @mrpr93cool
      @mrpr93cool 3 года назад +104

      The list is incomplete

    • @arkhanhind2613
      @arkhanhind2613 3 года назад +155

      @@mrpr93cool You can help by expanding it.

    • @joromoro1998
      @joromoro1998 3 года назад +41

      Ughll we need to finish the rest

    • @batmanv.hendustan7506
      @batmanv.hendustan7506 3 года назад +49

      and 1200 cities and towns included

    • @jeegunugger1871
      @jeegunugger1871 3 года назад +57

      And then blame everyone else for your mistreatment

  • @Diogenes77
    @Diogenes77 5 месяцев назад +76

    For anybody wondering the name of this dance is 'Shut it Down' by the 109ers.

    • @caesargaming42
      @caesargaming42 4 месяца назад +3

      Rename the San Francisco 49ers the 109ers

    • @chriseYe-xh6oh
      @chriseYe-xh6oh 2 месяца назад +1

      Nobody wondered or cared

  • @m1a2_abramssepv4
    @m1a2_abramssepv4 Месяц назад +8

    When you survive 109 kicks 2 bans and now you are the head mod:

  • @royal6244
    @royal6244 5 лет назад +614

    Meanwhile in the EU parliament 🎉

    • @amonra4046
      @amonra4046 3 года назад +3

      In the Polin.

    • @Natogoon
      @Natogoon 3 года назад +11

      Leeching off someone elses money sounds more like Poland and Hungaria to me.

    • @uhm5447
      @uhm5447 3 года назад +6

      @@Natogoon based Poland?

    • @ProtoIndoEuropean88
      @ProtoIndoEuropean88 2 года назад +3

      @@uhm5447
      Poland? what German city is that?

    • @Johnnygold332
      @Johnnygold332 2 года назад +5

      @@ProtoIndoEuropean88
      Poland is a proud Nation and Gaymany will be soon arabic Hahahah

  • @mckadooace4785
    @mckadooace4785 4 месяца назад +121

    Dance parties in their underground tunnels

  • @based344
    @based344 Год назад +348

    When you complete all merchant guild quests

  • @Randomname8383
    @Randomname8383 5 лет назад +612

    Owning all the banks never looked so cool

    • @GJ1998ARG
      @GJ1998ARG 4 года назад

      How? That's not possible

    • @GJ1998ARG
      @GJ1998ARG 4 года назад +5

      @Rabbi Shoahmeyer Goldstein do you really think that a family can control ALL THE BANKS, ALL, including those in North Korea and Cuba?
      Really?

    • @GJ1998ARG
      @GJ1998ARG 4 года назад +7

      @Rabbi Shoahmeyer Goldstein yes, they have banks, how do you think they can use anti cycle policies? Basic Economy

    • @Narvaljodchik
      @Narvaljodchik 3 года назад +10

      Every bank except the West Bank.

    • @GJ1998ARG
      @GJ1998ARG 3 года назад

      @Obama IV no, and yours?

  • @SaRENRampaiger
    @SaRENRampaiger 4 года назад +719

    When Trump signs executive order for anti-semitic laws.

    • @holdenfunk7411
      @holdenfunk7411 4 года назад +2

      Rampaiger Ren what order was that

    • @SaRENRampaiger
      @SaRENRampaiger 4 года назад +69

      @@holdenfunk7411 The order to stop the criticism of Israel's chosen tribe and land over Palestine.

    • @thatphrog45
      @thatphrog45 3 года назад +26

      Trump unfollowed bibi

    • @hirmahuerta7420
      @hirmahuerta7420 3 года назад

      Haha

    • @Leon.Stanic
      @Leon.Stanic 3 года назад +16

      @@thatphrog45 BASED

  • @gaetaboss_mattj3047
    @gaetaboss_mattj3047 5 лет назад +1227

    When you're 9 years old and grandma gives you 10 bucks

  • @samuelefesoa7317
    @samuelefesoa7317 3 года назад +526

    That federal reserve is looking lit underground

    • @samuelefesoa7317
      @samuelefesoa7317 2 года назад +8

      @@lesliedachille6058 antisemitism? Shut up

    • @lesliedachille6058
      @lesliedachille6058 2 года назад +7

      @@samuelefesoa7317 😂😂 yes keep being mad lol

    • @_Bahand_
      @_Bahand_ 2 года назад +16

      @@lesliedachille6058 how is he mad when you are the one who is spamming 🤣

    • @lesliedachille6058
      @lesliedachille6058 2 года назад

      @@_Bahand_ i just love to troll haters, they have such a miserable existence, i mean i get it, they are jealous, but hating in a video of jews dancing, i mean yeah that is the definition of hater, but hey😂😂 keep it up

    • @_Bahand_
      @_Bahand_ 2 года назад +4

      @@lesliedachille6058 How are jokes hating, Let’s just say me, a married 21 year old man’s existence is miserable then let’s talk about your behavior and existence, you show fatherless behavior like all western women do.

  • @phillipj.benson9497
    @phillipj.benson9497 4 года назад +320

    Egyptian First Born: Die
    Moses and the boys:

    • @sjappiyah4071
      @sjappiyah4071 3 года назад +7

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Liam-uh3pr
    @Liam-uh3pr 2 года назад +315

    When you can criticise your own nation but not one 7000 miles away:

    • @royliber3824
      @royliber3824 Год назад +8

      TBH Britain is the reason why people can't critize this 7000 miles away country. They started this mess by telling both side they can simply settle there lol

    • @ultimatedark5969
      @ultimatedark5969 Год назад +13

      Lol your country is one of the most important example for a nation that nobody can criticize, even tho it did 1 quadrillion war crimes

    • @ultimatedark5969
      @ultimatedark5969 Год назад +3

      @@jellyfishi_ what a joke, i would be the happiest person on earth if that was true, little conspiracy theories, i bet you also believe in Illuminati 🤣

    • @Sydney_Mapz
      @Sydney_Mapz 2 месяца назад

      💀

    • @joew9690
      @joew9690 15 дней назад

      @@ultimatedark5969 Your Hagada don't work on us you "Roman" GOYIM. ! XD We have extinguisher of truth for 7 armed candlestick of lies.

  • @Imlaor25
    @Imlaor25 2 года назад +163

    I’m gonna tell my kids this was Seth Rogens Sausage Party

    • @voxlknight2155
      @voxlknight2155 2 года назад +22

      Much better than the real one, anyways

  • @edwardblitz6103
    @edwardblitz6103 6 месяцев назад +28

    When Netanyahu orders invasion in Gaza:

  • @ia2195
    @ia2195 Месяц назад +4

    That's fancy dancing, but how you dance like that in dem tunnels

  • @witterboo
    @witterboo 2 года назад +247

    That bass hits harder than sound of a penny dropped on the floor.

  • @olafrohwer3482
    @olafrohwer3482 2 года назад +33

    Imagine you live next to a synagogue and try to sleep

  • @MrGhigoo
    @MrGhigoo 2 года назад +432

    when it's 2016 and you have already developed a covid vaccine

  • @oswaldcobblepot6983
    @oswaldcobblepot6983 4 года назад +88

    When the stimulus checks were sent out.

    • @ryukytp
      @ryukytp  4 года назад +3

      ruclips.net/video/fi7hJPLm6x0/видео.html

  • @ballsackschrader218
    @ballsackschrader218 3 года назад +280

    When you find out General Soleimani was on the top of Israel’s hit list.

    • @sonofsanto
      @sonofsanto 2 года назад

      Thanks Trump for bending over for our masters for the trillionth time during your presidency

  • @kakakakkikikik2573
    @kakakakkikikik2573 3 года назад +136

    what "eat the rich" people are missing

    • @tiseril
      @tiseril 2 года назад +3

      A cool theme song

    • @Noam_.Menashe
      @Noam_.Menashe Год назад

      Nobody cares communist. You demo using success because your an unsuccessful failure of a wimp doesnt mean anything.

    • @dfdf-rj8jr
      @dfdf-rj8jr 18 дней назад

      @@tiseril Lol he means that "eat the rich" people don't understand that most rich people are Jews in America. So "eat-the-rich" gentiles should be protesting Jews instead of just "the rich."
      At the same time, Jews are also usually the ones protesting the rich (Judeo-Bolshevism and all that) - but they only protest the rich gentiles, never the rich Jews.
      Truly a funny people.

  • @VinegarMoneyGrows
    @VinegarMoneyGrows 2 года назад +430

    They always seem so happy when they dance. I wonder why?

    • @user-wd8qf7py4q
      @user-wd8qf7py4q 2 года назад +45

      Because they love to dance !
      Google : '' dancing Israelis ''

    • @milanonwssd
      @milanonwssd 2 года назад +215

      Because you dropped a penny

    • @eternalkino34
      @eternalkino34 2 года назад +64

      Because we are not

    • @milanonwssd
      @milanonwssd 2 года назад +16

      @@eternalkino34 til a penny touch the floor

    • @duckfilms5812
      @duckfilms5812 2 года назад +3

      Because it’s a party dumbass

  • @chaquesjirac861
    @chaquesjirac861 Год назад +34

    How it's going on in bank when you'r not inside :

  • @gigachadtjk1956
    @gigachadtjk1956 2 года назад +454

    After 109 workouts you haven’t gotten any gains? I don’t know man, it just might be the equipment’s fault.

    • @zionboutboul9975
      @zionboutboul9975 2 года назад +9

      Says this... Cries when black guy enters gym

    • @mink1097
      @mink1097 2 года назад +17

      @Gorilla Gorilla da racialist soon to be 110, with Israel being 110th

    • @mink1097
      @mink1097 2 года назад +2

      @Gorilla Gorilla da racialist well yeah but I meant that the entity known as Israhell will actually kick them out/lock them in camps. Which would be ironic

    • @bench-xpress
      @bench-xpress 2 года назад +15

      Based

    • @bench-xpress
      @bench-xpress 2 года назад +1

      @Gorilla Gorilla da racialist Kingdom of Jerusalem*

  • @MrCK900
    @MrCK900 2 года назад +235

    A warm thanks to the many members of the merchant's guild, generously funding and bankrolling my endeavors. You're all truly wonderful.

    • @Blefiz
      @Blefiz 2 года назад +8

      Lol, old times. It's a shame how much RUclips forced seth to edit his videos.

    • @MrCK900
      @MrCK900 2 года назад +8

      @@Blefiz Disgraceful, and now with the dislike removal, it will only get worse. Maybe Supreme Commander M'beke will grace us with another Dlive stream, once more. Hopefully. Maybe.

    • @careliacarelita2294
      @careliacarelita2294 2 года назад

      El pueblo más egoísta de la tierra. No por nada Dios les puso ese destino...""🤔

    • @leozaz9402
      @leozaz9402 2 года назад +1

      have a good one

    • @MrCK900
      @MrCK900 2 года назад +1

      @@careliacarelita2294 Quién?

  • @MBlockLiLdreski
    @MBlockLiLdreski 5 месяцев назад +12

    When international laws apply for everyone but you

  • @badpiggies988
    @badpiggies988 2 года назад +355

    A warm thanks to the many members of the merchants’ guild, generously funding and bankrolling these videos. You’re all truly wonderful

    • @ultimatedark5969
      @ultimatedark5969 Год назад +21

      Hope Ukraine becomes ash

    • @badpiggies988
      @badpiggies988 Год назад

      @@ultimatedark5969 Ah so now you ruzzkies aren’t even trying to hide it anymore lmao

    • @damnson0813
      @damnson0813 Год назад +20

      @@ultimatedark5969 cry more mate

    • @ultimatedark5969
      @ultimatedark5969 Год назад +7

      @@damnson0813 bruh look at your hilarious profile picture , and by the way you talk, I'd give you 16-17 years , lol you're all the same , always repeating the same sentences, " cry more " " money 🤑"

    • @damnson0813
      @damnson0813 Год назад

      @@ultimatedark5969 Russia is literally losing the war accept it

  • @dimitrijem.ljotic1604
    @dimitrijem.ljotic1604 5 лет назад +214

    Oyy veeey

  • @Steph-sk3xb
    @Steph-sk3xb 3 года назад +227

    The federal reserve national anthem sounds lit.

  • @erikwolff2942
    @erikwolff2942 4 года назад +92

    Look at those obscure creatures

  • @laughtercatz
    @laughtercatz 2 года назад +61

    Meanwhile In the Pfizer bank :

  • @lovepeace3849
    @lovepeace3849 2 года назад +40

    The moment whe David kill goliath:1:38

  • @fran7947
    @fran7947 2 года назад +175

    A warm thanks to the many members of the Merchant's Guild, generously funding and bankrolling these videos. You're all truly wonderful. Have a good one.

    • @sirmiles1820
      @sirmiles1820 2 года назад +9

      Ahh I sew a fellow peddler of our most beloved channel. Who is generously funded by and bankrolled by our most secretive and rich Merchant Guild.

    • @Irmarinen
      @Irmarinen Месяц назад

      Hey hey people!

  • @tonyhill1264
    @tonyhill1264 6 месяцев назад +8

    Caption.... " Look, we found the Penny!!!" 😂

  • @kek105
    @kek105 2 года назад +33

    International Bankers after Gaddafi's death:

  • @johansegura2469
    @johansegura2469 3 года назад +69

    Biden's new government cabinet be like:

    • @lesliedachille6058
      @lesliedachille6058 2 года назад +3

      nothing more painful for antisemites to see jews happy and enjoying life, keep it up jews, keep having a great time, these haters suffer with your joy😊

    • @johansegura2469
      @johansegura2469 2 года назад +3

      @@lesliedachille6058 When did i said something disrespecful about jews? I have no problem with them and I'm not antisemite, i hate sionist in american government, idi0t.

    • @lesliedachille6058
      @lesliedachille6058 2 года назад +1

      @@johansegura2469 you are the imbecile posting this stupid comment in this video, religious jews have nothing to do with zionism, even if you did not meant it your comment is harmful, because many people do not separate jews and zionist, so people will assume that jews control the goverment, that conspiracy has been going for a long time already, that is the problem with your comment

    • @josephhadzic8234
      @josephhadzic8234 2 года назад +6

      Massive amounts of copium being inhaled

    • @johansegura2469
      @johansegura2469 2 года назад +1

      @@lesliedachille6058 It was just a joke, but ok, still crying Bi atch

  • @ataturk442
    @ataturk442 6 месяцев назад +49

    its crazy we still get to listen to this for free

  • @spastenkonig9711
    @spastenkonig9711 5 месяцев назад +46

    When all your neighbours hate you but you have USA on your side.

  • @ProtoIndoEuropean88
    @ProtoIndoEuropean88 3 года назад +42

    How much interest has this dance accumulated?

  • @zoodiac57
    @zoodiac57 4 года назад +105

    showing these men break dance would be a revolution for them...

  • @ivanpolishchuk1053
    @ivanpolishchuk1053 2 года назад +60

    imagine dropping a dollar on the ground

    • @ulester3092
      @ulester3092 2 года назад +19

      They’ll be like the seguals from finding nemo

    • @Mederkurd1984
      @Mederkurd1984 6 месяцев назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @beundertaker
    @beundertaker 5 лет назад +127

    another host nation subverted

  • @captainl6351
    @captainl6351 Год назад +8

    Twitter staff after banning me for not believing in a historical fairytail:

    • @Frenchfrys17
      @Frenchfrys17 Год назад +1

      Get mad boi

    • @Felspar
      @Felspar 21 день назад

      which historical fairy tale? This isn't Twitter dude no one will cancel you

  • @fizzyyy962
    @fizzyyy962 3 года назад +299

    Just went here to see all the based & redpilled kings.

  • @skdjfsldkjs
    @skdjfsldkjs Месяц назад +2

    Russian oligarch: Exploits widespread misery in the 1990s to enrich himself
    The early life section:

  • @chinesefood9189
    @chinesefood9189 2 года назад +11

    1:12 Mossad when the chip in your brain finally explodes.

  • @user-hh4qx8lm5s
    @user-hh4qx8lm5s 4 месяца назад +6

    После прослушиаания я стал раздовать всем долги с процентами

  • @TwerkingHippo8659
    @TwerkingHippo8659 6 месяцев назад +6

    When you answer every "Why?" question with "because they were jealous":

  • @thefoxcoronel183
    @thefoxcoronel183 3 месяца назад +7

    Eric cartman nightmares:

  • @FIRSTNAMELASTNAME-zt4kf
    @FIRSTNAMELASTNAME-zt4kf 4 года назад +161

    A warm thank you to the many members of the merchants guild.

  • @spacechaosuzapasowe5618
    @spacechaosuzapasowe5618 5 лет назад +166

    PARTY LIKE THE 40's

    • @sjappiyah4071
      @sjappiyah4071 3 года назад +12

      STOOOPP 😂

    • @Felspar
      @Felspar 21 день назад

      Westerners really like to make jokes about the tragedy of genocide, no matter the genocide committed by their own ancestors or other genocides. Isn't there anything else you can do?

    • @Airland-xx3pr
      @Airland-xx3pr 9 дней назад

      ​@@FelsparLong live western civilization and the western man, go out of here.

    • @Felspar
      @Felspar 8 дней назад

      @@Airland-xx3pr western Civilization has nothing to do with some racist westerners like him

    • @Felspar
      @Felspar 8 дней назад

      @@Airland-xx3pr western Civilization has nothing to do with some racist creature like him

  • @justasub5
    @justasub5 5 лет назад +38

    OYYYYYYU VEYYYYYYYYY!!!!
    MY SHEKELSSSSS

  • @jkjlkj
    @jkjlkj Месяц назад +2

    When the wikipedia entry reads "was a key architect of the Iraq war" or "was a prominent Bolshevik revolutionary"

  • @eisvo21
    @eisvo21 Год назад +41

    When bankers raise interest rates 🤣😂

  • @d00gz_
    @d00gz_ 3 месяца назад +5

    POV: You took the wrong turn on the way to Splinter’s hideout

  • @vxo-
    @vxo- 2 года назад +46

    When Soviet Union successfully captured Berlin in 1945 (colorized)

    • @rainerhutter553
      @rainerhutter553 5 месяцев назад

      real

    • @coolwaterbirds
      @coolwaterbirds 5 месяцев назад

      Same for Allied Nations.. They won in both fronts.. it never began

  • @Komotau4691
    @Komotau4691 3 года назад +74

    2:24 that poster on the left looks like a dollar :D

  • @czarnamamba1177
    @czarnamamba1177 2 года назад +20

    Its unironically fun to watch

  • @KriegsmarineCZE_Jaegermeister
    @KriegsmarineCZE_Jaegermeister Год назад +10

    When you conquer Sinai peninsular in defensive war

  • @novaly_7993
    @novaly_7993 3 года назад +281

    when the second tower collapse

    • @Lavenderworld22
      @Lavenderworld22 3 года назад +14

      Inapropriate. Language wtf? Go ask goiym oh wait you are goiym

    • @Charlie-fy5fy
      @Charlie-fy5fy 2 года назад +8

      The funny fact it's that this comment is 11 month old

    • @Nathan-uh4zg
      @Nathan-uh4zg 2 года назад +8

      Larry Silverstein be like :

    • @jimmyrebel9385
      @jimmyrebel9385 2 года назад +5

      When US fight wars for the chosen people

    • @shenniere
      @shenniere 2 года назад +4

      r u referencing 9/11 lol islam and judaism are differing things

  • @x-ray-ich1141
    @x-ray-ich1141 2 года назад +28

    Hava Nagila + techno = too nice great music, modern, rythm is good. You can play with modern music. For me it is very beautiful. New experience.

  • @Sydney_Mapz
    @Sydney_Mapz 3 месяца назад +5

    When I was in NYC I heard this song

  • @xoomii6366
    @xoomii6366 2 года назад +32

    A warm thanks to the many members of the Merchant's Guild.

    • @ibnyahud
      @ibnyahud 2 года назад +1

      those who bless, will be blessed

    • @ThisFeatureKindaSucks
      @ThisFeatureKindaSucks 8 месяцев назад

      Generously funding and bandrolling these videos, you are truly wonderful. Have a good one

  • @ahmedmahmud4238
    @ahmedmahmud4238 6 месяцев назад +4

    When they heard Judas accepted "the offer"

  • @paulajankauskas
    @paulajankauskas 2 года назад +175

    All jokes aside it’s lowkey lit

  • @TheSchizoTrollinator
    @TheSchizoTrollinator 6 месяцев назад +42

    When you are kicked out of 109 countries, but it is because they were all conspiracy theorists despite not being in contact with each other for hundreds of years

    • @SaRENRampaiger
      @SaRENRampaiger 6 месяцев назад +5

      That feeling when you don't want a ceasefire in gaza

    • @thepatrusnostor5794
      @thepatrusnostor5794 5 месяцев назад +1

      😂😂😂😂 porque los votabsn de tantos paises? Me recuerdan a los jesuitas

    • @ems4884
      @ems4884 3 месяца назад

      Just shut up. You're being an as*hole

  • @Andrew_alxf21
    @Andrew_alxf21 2 года назад +74

    Ukrainian cabinet meeting

    • @MrMalmir
      @MrMalmir 2 года назад +1

      Neo Nazis will be dancing along side with em.

    • @Poonam-ie1cz
      @Poonam-ie1cz Год назад

      russian orc

    • @severynmalpewski6421
      @severynmalpewski6421 10 месяцев назад

      Hahahaha, as a Polish admires :P 😘

    • @joew9690
      @joew9690 Месяц назад

      @@severynmalpewski6421 Nie śmiej się większość naszych to również starozakonni :) !

    • @severynmalpewski6421
      @severynmalpewski6421 Месяц назад +1

      @@joew9690 taka prawda, niestety :(

  • @-mikko-1373
    @-mikko-1373 5 лет назад +52

    When you find a shekel laying on the ground

    • @felixw8929
      @felixw8929 4 года назад +7

      When Finnland becomes communist.

    • @pharaongaming8617
      @pharaongaming8617 4 года назад +1

      @@felixw8929 Jews fought For Finland tho

    • @pharaongaming8617
      @pharaongaming8617 4 года назад +1

      @@felixw8929 Closest Jews have come to Being Allies with Nazis

    • @pharaongaming8617
      @pharaongaming8617 4 года назад

      @Totuuden Puhuja am sure they were not Religious Jews tho

    • @IberianFalangist39
      @IberianFalangist39 Год назад

      @@pharaongaming8617 over 100k Jews fought for Germany.

  • @hackedsuccessfully7580
    @hackedsuccessfully7580 3 года назад +19

    when pilate wash his hands

  • @mercurio7424
    @mercurio7424 5 месяцев назад +6

    When people are using Pencil and you already have Ballpoint Pen

  • @layla187pe
    @layla187pe 3 месяца назад +4

    Well, well, well

  • @alixm9661
    @alixm9661 Год назад +20

    Leur joie est tellement communicative en vrai, j'adore

    • @mosesmcmillian
      @mosesmcmillian 7 месяцев назад +2

      Simhat Torah! Fêtes du don de la joie de la torah

    • @alixm9661
      @alixm9661 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@mosesmcmillian Merci ! Je ne connaissais pas du tout ! Où est-ce qu'ils apprennent à danser comme ça ? Ils ont des cours spéciaux ? J'aimerais bien m'intéresser à la culture juive mais j'ose pas entrer dans une synagogue de peur que ce soit irrespectueux puisque je ne suis pas croyante :/

  • @ahmedmahmud4238
    @ahmedmahmud4238 6 месяцев назад +4

    When Tradeu extended LGBQT month to the whole summer

  • @PlayerCanShoot
    @PlayerCanShoot 2 месяца назад +3

    Imagine hearing this underground.

  • @jamess6961
    @jamess6961 5 лет назад +81

    I’m wetting myself laughing nearly 😂 that party is bangin.

    • @pascaldegroote9813
      @pascaldegroote9813 2 года назад +2

      Converting already?

    • @jamess6961
      @jamess6961 2 года назад +1

      @@pascaldegroote9813
      Converting to having a laugh.?!?!🤔

  • @prot07ype87
    @prot07ype87 7 месяцев назад +12

    *This was played at the Knesset when Hamas attacked.*

  • @ahmedmahmud4238
    @ahmedmahmud4238 6 месяцев назад +2

    These boyz are tearing it up like its the new testament.

  • @gaelicpatriot3604
    @gaelicpatriot3604 Год назад +7

    When the first law introduced by the USSR was to criminalise antisemitism

  • @adamnazarej4833
    @adamnazarej4833 11 месяцев назад +6

    911 thousand looks. Weird.

    • @theyliedtoyouaboutworldwar1944
      @theyliedtoyouaboutworldwar1944 11 месяцев назад +1

      Yeah....fucking weird

    • @Felspar
      @Felspar 21 день назад

      ​@@theyliedtoyouaboutworldwar1944oh silly, no matter what 9/11 was carried out by Arabs living in the desert, you can't change that fact with conspiratorial slander, whether it's against Jews or other groups.

  • @thischanneldied8969
    @thischanneldied8969 2 года назад +8

    Federal reserve

  • @karlmartin9446
    @karlmartin9446 Год назад +3

    "Your item was sold for 0.01$ on the steam marketplace"

  • @donpepedelarana
    @donpepedelarana 4 года назад +7

    If your party doesn't look like that, don't even try to call me

  • @jimmyrebel9385
    @jimmyrebel9385 2 года назад +52

    why is the villain music always sound so good ?

    • @zionboutboul9975
      @zionboutboul9975 2 года назад +9

      Cause they ain't the villain

    • @aronbaron1746
      @aronbaron1746 2 года назад +7

      @@zionboutboul9975 Wrong

    • @zionboutboul9975
      @zionboutboul9975 2 года назад +3

      @@aronbaron1746 Right

    • @aronbaron1746
      @aronbaron1746 2 года назад +3

      @@zionboutboul9975 wrong

    • @rudra20048
      @rudra20048 2 года назад +6

      They ain't villian. They are based who understand peaceful diverse Islam.
      Too bad Europe don't

  • @arisuryaramadhan2427
    @arisuryaramadhan2427 2 года назад +5

    Sun : set
    Central bank employee :

  • @hendyrulz
    @hendyrulz 6 месяцев назад +3

    LOL these comments are pure gold!

  • @sanzkhoodafcbackfromtheban741
    @sanzkhoodafcbackfromtheban741 Год назад +4

    world conquest anthem

  • @ELDYK308
    @ELDYK308 5 месяцев назад +6

    When you buy another one western politician

  • @HrSky
    @HrSky 3 года назад +8

    These comments are so offensive, like tf

    • @thatphrog45
      @thatphrog45 3 года назад

      No they aren’t

    • @HrSky
      @HrSky 3 года назад +2

      @@thatphrog45 of course they are🤦🏼‍♂️

    • @kenshin891
      @kenshin891 2 года назад +1

      Not as offensive as what happened to the USS Liberty. Greatest ally!

    • @Felspar
      @Felspar 21 день назад

      ​@@kenshin891 why American always crying about uss Liberty?

  • @tanyavondegurechaff4270
    @tanyavondegurechaff4270 2 года назад +34

    Pfizer's HQ:

  • @Venom-jk9rr
    @Venom-jk9rr 2 года назад +17

    Students, when teacher leaves the class for the 5 minutes be like:

  • @user-gr6xw1wo1b
    @user-gr6xw1wo1b 5 месяцев назад +17

    После прослушивания данной композиции желания совершать военные преступления увеличивается на 200%

    • @ems4884
      @ems4884 3 месяца назад

      This is an obnoxious comment

    • @Felspar
      @Felspar 21 день назад

      Hasn't your country been doing it worse for hundreds of years and never admitted it?

  • @Nah427
    @Nah427 2 года назад +18

    I suddenly get the desire to subvert something.