2:25 is, in my opinion, the greatest line in the history of this show. Perfect combination of absurdity, deadpan, confusion, and a sentence which, when you think about it, made absolutely no sense. I laughed out loud!
Not really. He’s a crook. Pretty much a dictator at this point. Hired all his family and friends and have them all a hefty $80k + salary for jobs they aren’t even qualified for. Sorry your comment triggered me. I live here.
I did and i didn't know why the end of my bed was wet for Months until 1 day i told my mom, She guessed it was my dog's urine, I did not tell her it was wet for months, If my mom was right, I slept with dog urine at the end of my bed
That 1 black guy in the blue suit tho was LOVIN it!!! You know he been to WAYYYY too many boring meetings and speeches and this just made his fn day!!! 😂
The thing you gotta remember, though, is they cut out the parts where the audience laughs or smirks a lot, to make it seem more brutal as a punishment :D
"I only touched his throat" that damn near killed me. When I was finally able to breath again, my neck and stomach were sore for a while. This guy has serious balls hahaha
@@Lightningflamingice I'm fairly sure they have a team there who helps with ideas and lines? There's gonna be a big crew of people helping out wouldn't be realistic if there wasn't other writers too
@@Lightningflamingice there is absolutely no way just the 4 of them come up with all the material, there will be a crew behind it. This is clear on the presentation challenges cos it's quite obvious that sometimes the 2 Jokers behind the camera don't even expect what's to come next on a slide.
But SAL should have gotten punished too!! This ep had a mistake in it! Didn;t anyone catch it?! Sal AND Murr BOTH lost the first challenge, but only Murr got thumbs down! Sal should have gotten thumbs down too! This was supposed to be a double punishment!!
3:55 🤣 what the hell is happening here? Sal has his hands up screaming "oh my god", joe hides behind the curtain while Q tries to climb the back wall lol. I hope this show never ends!!!
"I washed it, what happens next is up to you" rendered me helpless with laughter. Then to have that followed by "We've all slept on a wet mattress that we dont know how it got that way" damn near killed me.
I was literally on the floor crying laughing. When this aired it took me about 15 mins to get through it. This has got to be one of the best crowd reactions and that "my father really messed me up emotionally" line was gold
I LOVE how the Jokers just show up in peoples regular worlds and just shake it up with their silly! It definitely adds more joy in this world, we need it!
0:41 The woman next to Murr doesn't know he's got a microphone plugged into his ears and his three friends are breathing crap into him. She just thinks this man's crazy 😅😅
"I only touched his throat," "We've all slept on a wet mattress and don't know how it got that way," "It itches and it burns, but I still show up for work every morning." -Impractical Jokers Hahaha, these guys are super funny.
For anyone wondering, the black guy (2:30) is a teacher at a high school in yonkers source: i went to that school lmfao everyone went nuts as soon as we seen the video
"Working together is caring together. My father really messed me up emotionally" I would of laughed uncontrollably.... One of the best punishments, credit to the producers here 👏 👏
I love in Yonkers. He’s a coworker of mine. He’s not really into the Jokers style of humor. He’s never seen an episode. I got to give it to him at work. To this day whenever I see him I always greeting him with a “Home is where u dook the hardest” or one of the other lines. He always says I guess I’m never gonna live this down.
This reminds me of when I was younger. I don't remember a lot but I know it was Easter Sunday with my family at mass. A woman came up to speak during the homily instead of the priest and started ranting about how the government stole her Google account. I was only 8 or something but I lost it. Also, this is amazing.
This definitely was not easy. That's the mayor of "your" city that just greeted you. You are being called the "Head of the city of Yonker's Advisory Board" (the overseer). It would be awkward as all hell to do that. I can imagine myself just running out of there afterwards and hiding underneath a blanket for a month just to collect myself lol
"By show of hands: what year were you born?" is where I lost it
For me it was, "home is where you duke the hardest".
I posted this line on my fb and no one gets it. They just tell me the year they're born. 😁
Kim Starnes Haha interesting! Yeah, on the internet communication is different
You forgot "By" a show of hands. Quite Important imo for avoiding confusion in of itself in the first place xD
For me it was “my dad messed me up emotionally”
The unsung joker: A Mayor cool enough to back this
That’s my uncle!
@@Littleslickrick Hey that's pretty cool
Hamza Abbas Zaidi thanks 😁
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@@Littleslickrick would you consider your uncle cool for being a mayor or for working with the impractical Jokers?
Murr is a boss. He delivers both sets of lines seamlessly with the same conviction.
its not delivery.. its digiorno
@@RippinItUp1198 Very good hahaha
Apparently, he's a baaauuuussssss nowadays.
TTK “like a BAUWS!”
Living Well With TJ He still doesn’t know what he has to say. That’s the whole point of the punishment.
“My bald head is filled with crazy thoughts”
I was crying 😂😂
Same lmao
That first line was all like "well maybe he's just trying to be funny like that?" 🤔
Then it just goes downhill 😅😅😅
Well... he wasn´t lying lmao
LMAO
The way Murr delivers the lines to make them seem completely normal is soooo good
That’s what made it 10x times funnier 😂😂😂
"I would like to end it by saying there is water in my colon"
@Mutated Pearl Clothing? It's kinda hard to hear what he says but he definitely DIDN'T say clothing lol. According to the subtitles he says goolie.
He does indeed say "Goolie" it's slang for a testicle.
Cant imagine Sal doing this
2:25 is, in my opinion, the greatest line in the history of this show. Perfect combination of absurdity, deadpan, confusion, and a sentence which, when you think about it, made absolutely no sense. I laughed out loud!
There is no way to answer either. Total gibberish 🤣😂🤣
then he just moves on after a long pause 💀💀💀
😂😂😂
I died at the same part 😂😂😂
Best line of the show absolutely no question
Regardless of the lines, Murr is a beast for public speaking
Yep, this, the climate change one, the one where he takes helium/sulphur. Great speaker.
@@HaydnG266 Don't forget the one where he was injected with oral anesthetic and had to give a food demonstration.
He spent 20 years pitching TV shows
And also the speech he gave when the jokers were messing with him from under the table
@@rtr.harkiratsingh1084 yes, that is the climate change one
“All the women in the world aren’t worth a goose drop to a Flemish man” - Murr
So random, so brilliant.
what does that mean anyways
@@lazybeastz182 Flemish men are apparently into goose droppings despite the fact that they're harmful to the environment.
@@lazybeastz182 Obviously you've never been to Flanders
I’m a flemish man, I would’t say that I understand it haha.
They never run out of ideas.
Void Eon and will never
If they do, just do em again. This show could run for 20 years and I’d be perfectly fine with that.
When your funny its easy
That’s because his bald head is filled with crazy thoughts!
Forrrealllllll
I can’t believe how professional Murr was with this, he barely laughed and read all the lines so seamlessly 😂
Sal would never
they've done it enough they're used to it
@@pumzile_ Sal wouldve been on the floor
Murr is the best public speaker of the group so they make him do these ones
Trump 2024!
"Home is where you duke the hardest" came out of nowhere and had me dying lmao XD
Lord Stinson line
One of the best lines from the whole series.
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I thought I was going to fall out of my chair when he said that. Like you said, it came out of nowhere... perfect timing. Lol
Can you please explain to me what it means this sentence since I'm not a native, I couldn't understand what he said
the mayor is such a legend for allowing this
Not really. He’s a crook. Pretty much a dictator at this point. Hired all his family and friends and have them all a hefty $80k + salary for jobs they aren’t even qualified for. Sorry your comment triggered me. I live here.
@@A1beams …
@@A1beams live where
@@frankieoceano yonkers,NY
@@A1beamswho cares? He was cool enough to allow this
legend has it that murray is still looking for the exit til this day...
😂😂😂😂
Highlight of the vid
Legend has it that the “legend has it” line is getting old. This comment makes me a hero that doesn’t wear capes -Chuck Norris
DEAD.
I live nearby. To Murr’s credit, the entrances & exits are a bit daunting.
I envy Murr’s delivery, a natural public speaker. I wish I have that skill.
I noticed that too lol. He’s a great public speaker.
“We all have slept on a wet mattress that we didn’t know how it got that way.” OMFG LOL
It's true. I have.
Kevin Hunt I know I have too
Jameson! Lay off Spider-Man, you hack! I'm a big fan by the way
I did and i didn't know why the end of my bed was wet for Months until 1 day i told my mom, She guessed it was my dog's urine, I did not tell her it was wet for months, If my mom was right, I slept with dog urine at the end of my bed
@@claudiaesquivel9833 How did you not notice the stench? Dog piss smells awful, especially after it's soaked into fabric.
"By show of hands, what year were you born?" 😂😂😂
*Akward stare*
It s so stupid and funny
that one made me cringe so hard XD I loved it
My father really messed me up emotionally 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Shivank Panchmatia Mine did, too
Thank God Impractical Jokers exist.
Its funny because its true
Tragic
bruh I lost it 😂😂😂😂😂
“It itches and it burns but I still show up to work every morning” 😂😂😂
Lmao 😂
That 1 black guy in the blue suit tho was LOVIN it!!! You know he been to WAYYYY too many boring meetings and speeches and this just made his fn day!!! 😂
He probably recognized him
Mark Goldstein true! Maybe. Either way this made his day lol!!!! 🤣
The thing you gotta remember, though, is they cut out the parts where the audience laughs or smirks a lot, to make it seem more brutal as a punishment :D
yeah the others were dry
@TypeAAA I think he meant the black guy in 4:20.
"I only touched his throat" that damn near killed me. When I was finally able to breath again, my neck and stomach were sore for a while. This guy has serious balls hahaha
"Home is where you duke the hardest"
That’s gotta be one of the best punishments in the history of the show
Logan Gallagher the wedding speech from Sal was pretty close if not even.
Logan Gallagher Definitely on my top 3!!!😀👏🏻😆
Q drawing X's on children's drawings, remember that?
Lmao the first line "my bald head is filled with crazy thoughts" completely caught murr off guard.
Murr was trying very hard to make those sentence sensible 😂
U had 99 likes and I decided to give u 100
You had 9 likes and I decided to give you 10.
@@nicktpg9100 you had 3 likes so i gave you the 4th one
Thug n Saint You have no likes, I gave you one.
@@journeythroughtherails5294 You have no likes and I'm keeping it that way.
“Malcom X has streets named after him for a reason, capisce?”
Oh is that what he said? I thought he said “trees” 😂 🌲
"I love to share a personal anecdote, home is where you duke the hardest" that had me on the floor😂😂😂
Truly, “I washed it, what happens next is up to you” is a really underrated line here
It brings up so many questions….😂
Whoever writes for these guys or comes up with punishments is doing a hell of a job
Michael Devaney they write it themselves
@@Lightningflamingice I'm fairly sure they have a team there who helps with ideas and lines? There's gonna be a big crew of people helping out wouldn't be realistic if there wasn't other writers too
@@Lightningflamingice there is absolutely no way just the 4 of them come up with all the material, there will be a crew behind it. This is clear on the presentation challenges cos it's quite obvious that sometimes the 2 Jokers behind the camera don't even expect what's to come next on a slide.
Michael Devaney they have a team of comedy producers. They show up in the fake ads they make.
lot's of lines wrote by casey jost
“Show of hands what year were you born?” I will use this in a speech one day
"Theres water on my coolie"
@Syn Cloud lmaooo... Bro I will make every effort to 😂😂
Back one year later. I’m gonna use it in my baby shower speech today as long as I don’t chicken out lol
#girldad loading
@@Khordmaster Did you use it?
@@pranavps851 honestly did not at the shower lol…. Will one day tho 😎
One of the best punishments by far. Had me laughing so much😂
Nick Link line
But SAL should have gotten punished too!! This ep had a mistake in it! Didn;t anyone catch it?! Sal AND Murr BOTH lost the first challenge, but only Murr got thumbs down! Sal should have gotten thumbs down too! This was supposed to be a double punishment!!
Murr, Q, and Sal each got 2 laughs, Joe only got one.
Yesss
Underated punishment
3:55 🤣 what the hell is happening here? Sal has his hands up screaming "oh my god", joe hides behind the curtain while Q tries to climb the back wall lol.
I hope this show never ends!!!
"I've been attacked by monkeys on three separate occasions" , line😂😂
😂😂
I read this as I watched it lol
nothing like being even more embarrassed at the end than to try and leave through two different exits that were closed off.
I'm from Yonkers and it is crazy trying to find an exit in that building without an alarm on it lol! Mayor Spano is a nice guy
Home is where -the heart is- you duke the hardest
Duke means???
Anurag Datta crap
Ankit Girdhar I died at that joke😂😂
Adrit haha me too :p
JDM A'F lmao my exact thoughts, I laughed at first but was then like “that’s 100% true” 😂
Murr gave a hell of a speech, great acting skills! 😱
Why do you need THAT emoji
That guy banging his head against the wall. I wonder what he was thinking.
IDK he was doin that. You go to this important thing and then someone starts sayin that crazy funny stuff. It would be a fun day at work lol.
bruh bruh
@@KP-by4eu yea u r right....🤣🤣
Probably thinking what year was he born.
@@r.t.c.no.1529 maybe he put in a lot of hours to prepare this event.
"I only touched his throat" *I lost it*
“My father really messed me up emocionally”
-James Murray 2018
From my point if veiw, the best part.
@Syn Cloud i dont know if you are being sarcastic or are actually complementing me, im gonna go with sarcastic
"I washed it, what happens next is up to you" rendered me helpless with laughter. Then to have that followed by "We've all slept on a wet mattress that we dont know how it got that way" damn near killed me.
It really makes you think..😂
This show can make me die laughing no matter how depressed I am lmao
CynicalIdealist man they are doctors! Not comedians!
CynicalIdealist Amen 🙏🏼
Truth.
4:17 such a great reaction. Confusion, abject horror, the desire to still clap
" I've been attacked by monkeys at three different occasions " this line is so underrated
Ong
Exactly
3:42 - the serious blue tie guy smirks 🤣😂🤣
This may be the funniest punishment in the history of the show.
This is by far one of my absolute favorite punishments.
Show of hands, what year were you born?
*Pauses for an answer
Absolutely hilarious 😂
300 BC
Left
"My bald head is filled with crazy thoughts!"
Lmfao, I can't breathe 😂😂🤣🤣😂
4:23 that would have been hilarious is murr accidentally set off the alarm that wouldve fit in so perfectly lmao
"My father really messed me up emotionally"
Mood
"it looks like a room where people been laying fart after fart but everyone is too polite to say anything about it" baahahahahahah
"my bald head is filled with crazy thoughts" fit so well. It felt like his excuse for giggling for no reason.
Lmao. Wow that was really f**king great. Great job for Murry. I would have had a panic attack.
Chris Benoit's Daycare it's really weird that you're asking that question. The fact that "daycare" is in your profile name just makes it worse.
Chris Benoit's Daycare my lucky ass fiance knows the answer to that question. That's the only person who needs to know.
Chris Benoit's Daycare 🤢🤮.
Me too! I honestly don't know how they do it
What is this...?
No one:
Literally no one:
Murr: *i o n l y t o u c h e d h i s t h r o a t*
I was literally on the floor crying laughing. When this aired it took me about 15 mins to get through it. This has got to be one of the best crowd reactions and that "my father really messed me up emotionally" line was gold
1:38 I like their reactions. It's like they wanted to laugh but they need to be professional so they keep it in.
*Murr:* The weirdest
*Joe:* The funniest
*Q:* The normal one
*Sal:* The happiest
3:58 "Normal"
Exactly Sammies Island! YES!
I say q is more of the nerdiest, but that's what I like about him
Murr: The weird one
Joe:The Life of the party
Q:The hilarious smart ass that we all love
Sal:The snarky, sensitive, lovable one
Q is the adorable one 😩💖
I LOVE how the Jokers just show up in peoples regular worlds and just shake it up with their silly! It definitely adds more joy in this world, we need it!
One of the best punishments yet. I don't know how Murr managed to keep a straight face through it but it makes it all the more hilarious.
"My father messed me up emotionally" where it got me😂
03:00 "my father really messed me up emotionally" 😂
I come back to this clip every couple months and it has never once failed to make laugh
"We're penetrating the government."
-Sal
0:41 The woman next to Murr doesn't know he's got a microphone plugged into his ears and his three friends are breathing crap into him. She just thinks this man's crazy 😅😅
One of their best ever! And that is really saying something given how many absolute classics this show has put forth!
1:28 My--
That pause is so hilarious 😂
My bald head is filled with crazy thoughts😂😂😂
No one is talking about that man’s face after that line at 3:36 I am CRYING LMAO
3:55 Q trying to be Spider-Man XD
"I only touched his throat," "We've all slept on a wet mattress and don't know how it got that way," "It itches and it burns, but I still show up for work every morning." -Impractical Jokers Hahaha, these guys are super funny.
3:58 wtf is Q doing LOL
being Q
Cringe I guess
He's being a cat
Notice that everyone goes crazy. Sal doesn't fall down.
Yeah is he a friggin cat!? 😂
3:46 😂🤣
what does duke even mean
@@anshulb.9212 defocate
“Produce waste”
@@anshulb.9212 Defecate, evacuate one's bowels, Do a whoopsie.
It’s funny because it’s probably true
"my father really messed me up emotionally" 😂😂😂😂
This has to be the funniest punishment ever, plus he delivers the lines so perfectly.
"Show of hands, what year were you born?"
I died when he said “ we’ve all slept on a wet mattress that we don’t know how it got that way “ 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
2:46 "We've ALL slept on a wet mattress that we don't know how it got that way" LMAO
"It itches & burns, but I still show up for work every morning." LOL 🤣
🤣😂
Goals
"I washed it, what happens next is up to you!" is such an underrated line! 😅
For anyone wondering, the black guy (2:30) is a teacher at a high school in yonkers
source: i went to that school lmfao
everyone went nuts as soon as we seen the video
Lol that’s awesome did you guys talk to him about it
“I thought the guy was crazy”
2:25 had me laughing on the floor for 10 mins 😂😂😂
I love the jokers
SuperMarioAidan line
I TOO
my favourite part 3:52(sals laughter,joe hiding under the curtains and q trying to be spiderman btw the old mans reaction at 3:50 was priceless)
This is by far my favorite punishment, hilarious. Murr delivers so well
4:20 he was fighting so hard to contain his laughter
“I’ve been attacked by monkeys on three separate occasions” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
This is the most underrated punishment of the whole series
"I washed it, what you do with it is up to you" 😂😂😂
"Working together is caring together. My father really messed me up emotionally" I would of laughed uncontrollably.... One of the best punishments, credit to the producers here 👏 👏
That guy in the red shirt reaction was too funny
Darius Braggs 😂😂😂 right?!
I love in Yonkers. He’s a coworker of mine. He’s not really into the Jokers style of humor. He’s never seen an episode. I got to give it to him at work. To this day whenever I see him I always greeting him with a “Home is where u dook the hardest” or one of the other lines. He always says I guess I’m never gonna live this down.
@@padawanpadawan7580 what a let down
time stamp?
I lost it at 'my bald head is filled with crazy thoughts'
"Aren't worth a goose drop to a Flemish man?!" 🤣🤣
“Show of hands what year we’re you born”
This was perfect. Alot of my family including my main family mom and dad came from Yonkers, and I still got family living there.
@Darion Vazquez Haha do you know any of the folks in the crowd? That's awesome.
This reminds me of when I was younger. I don't remember a lot but I know it was Easter Sunday with my family at mass. A woman came up to speak during the homily instead of the priest and started ranting about how the government stole her Google account. I was only 8 or something but I lost it. Also, this is amazing.
The guy's face at 3:24 finished me 🤣
He's at real pain 😂😂😂😂
I love Murr's presentation skills. I love all of his preseting videos
Wanna hear a joke?
Murr finding the exit.
Jelly Is The Best nope
wanna see*
you wrote the joke and we read it , how can we hear it when you wrote it in the youtube comment section :P
Jelly Is The Best thats not funny man. He still cant find the exit to this day. We lost a member to the impractical jokers
:( :( 😓😢😭
I live nearby. That city hall exits are a bit strange so can’t really fault Murr.
I've totally lost it when he said "Home is where you duke the hardest" 😂
"Show of hands : What year were you born?"
The silent kid from the back : Shows 1995 hands.
“I only touched his throat” 😂😂😂😂😂
I think Murr enjoyed this easy and hilarious punishment.
This definitely was not easy. That's the mayor of "your" city that just greeted you. You are being called the "Head of the city of Yonker's Advisory Board" (the overseer). It would be awkward as all hell to do that. I can imagine myself just running out of there afterwards and hiding underneath a blanket for a month just to collect myself lol
“I touched his throat” I have never laughed this hard before. 😂😂😂