@@clryti12 Do you want to know whazt it' s like to be obliterated from the surface of earth ? Because if you continue down that path you will know what' s it like.
@@wazson3178 Both "more smooth" and "smoother" work in this situation since they literally mean the same thing as adjectives. Also you spelt what wrong when you said "whazt" And before you try to threaten me, I'm an atheist
i believe that is what a gag order is for. He stops screaming for help, because he is lawfully accountable to not say anything about it. No more screaming.
Nah, judging by the rest of his bio, that guy is a sea of red flags who likes to baby trap all the women he impregnates and probably concoct some lies about how they're unfit mothers just to make them pay child support. He'll probably try raising his kids to be as toxic as him unless he gets his parental rights revoked.
Please note that these are suggestions, and although I really wish for EmKay to cover them, they don't have to. As long as my comments don't get deleted, I'm fine. Day 215 of asking for these subreddits: Robin: -r/sbubby -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/BreadStapledToTrees Lexi: -r/notlikeothergirls -r/forbiddensnacks -r/Chadtopia -r/ofcoursethatsathing Anyone: -r/HumansBeingBros -r/Wellthatsucks And finally: -A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice) Thanks! :D
I swear, that last post had big brain moves as wild as Joseph Joestar literally letting Kars cut his hand off so it could pin Kars to an ascending plate of rock launched by a volcanic eruption, while he stands ON THE SAME FUCKING PLATE OF ROCK.
5:36 this just reminds me of that scene in community between jeff and professor duncan: "she doesn't even like you." "have you MET the women who DO like me?" "....n-" "WELL, neither have i, but trust me, they're horrible people."
3:05 Also, I just realised, after *years* of watching _Finding Nemo_ as a kid, that the address just lists "Sydney" instead of a suburb of Sydney. Like, if I want to go to Nando's and my friend asks which one, I wouldn't say "the one in Adelaide". 8:27 To be fair, this could work for musicians in general, since "pickup" can also refer to the lead-in, i.e. if there's an incomplete Bar 0.
And oml, that last poet one. I like to write poetry, and I think I’m ok at it, but DAMN that’s fucking creative and mustve taken a good amount of time to do.
I would never be able to use tinder, besides the fact that I find it kinda creepy and uncomfortable, because my name is the same as a famous fictional character and I’d probably never hear the end of stupid jokes about it. And no, I wasn’t named after the character. People don’t realize it’s a popular name in a specific religion.
I know this is a coincidence and all but at 10:05 -ish as he finished his sentence I got an ad that just said spicy and that makes this video the most worthy of a like
the "Thanks, I got them for my birthday" line is a pretty decent response to compliments about your body.
I- that's... actually makes sense
Lol
Unless you have a prosthetic, then you can make it way more confusing if the other person doesn't know
@@HuslWusl Bonus if you did something dumb on your birthday to get that, adding a specific year after a pause should really mess with them.
"Thanks! I got this skin from a friend, actually!"
"These teeth? From a local kid! Dirt cheap, crazy."
That last guy was actually insane, pure talent.
@Sanatan Naik i can see a cap a single word in your message
I’m a straight man and I would go on a date out of respect for that level of skill.
@@philiphockenbury6563 same
Hippotmas
first letter of the second word in each line is snapchat name dm
ngl tinder has some best poets out there
True
This is 69 likes nobody like it is perfect as it is
Noooooooo
100th like
cmon guys lets get this to 169
The last guy is more smooth than my brain ☹️
smoother, you human being with a lower intellect than the all the others of your kind.
@@clryti12 Do you want to know whazt it' s like to be obliterated from the surface of earth ? Because if you continue down that path you will know what' s it like.
@@wazson3178 jeez man I tough you were more chill, guess I'll workship Satan now
@@wazson3178 Both "more smooth" and "smoother" work in this situation since they literally mean the same thing as adjectives. Also you spelt what wrong when you said "whazt"
And before you try to threaten me, I'm an atheist
@@olakpasa6486 hello you called for me
Okay, for the last one she HAS to marry him. That was freaking EPIC!
He's living in a universe way ahead of our own. Pure genius.
Hippotmas
@@notlim12 hippopotamus?
When you realize he isn’t choking you in a kinky way: *hol up-*
Harder Da- wait no, softer. SOFTE-
*snap*
"No."
Lol-
Wait fu-
Yay
"You are merely temporary. The Empire shall stand forever. Goodbye."
*neck snap*
Emkay makes the days better, especially when he stops screaming in the basment.
Worked for me too!
i believe that is what a gag order is for. He stops screaming for help, because he is lawfully accountable to not say anything about it. No more screaming.
Yo who did y’all get? I got Lexi
@@ThatOneFry2005 I got robin
@@ThatOneFry2005 Dang! I wanted Lexi. I got Damien!
“Single father”
“Another one on the way”
Is this confusing anyone else or is it just me?
Nah, judging by the rest of his bio, that guy is a sea of red flags who likes to baby trap all the women he impregnates and probably concoct some lies about how they're unfit mothers just to make them pay child support. He'll probably try raising his kids to be as toxic as him unless he gets his parental rights revoked.
@@Ragehunger im- im pretty sure the profile is a joke making fun of the women with similar bios
@@Ragehunger You both missed the joke. It was a reversal of the single mom dating trope.
@@LegendaryDorkKnight you missed the joke - his comment was also a joke
@@nearlynight you missed the joke, @Rage Fury also made a joke than went just over your head
"Drawing hands is the worst thing to draw" I dunno, depending on the circumstances the short straw is probably the worst thing to draw
Holy shit I laughed more then I should have, thanks mate! xD.
@@drakief lol glad I made you laugh, hope you have a good one
Ok this is one of the best comments I've seen (ever) and I'm definitely gonna use this
this is good
also! I very much like drawing hands
1:38 ɪᴘʜᴏɴᴇ 12 ᴘʀᴏ ɢ.ɪ.ᴠ.ᴇ.ᴀ.ᴡ.ᴀ.ʏ ʙʏ ᴀᴘᴘʟᴇ ❤️😘 ..👍 Clickhere : ruclips.net/video/49mwt6s95aY/видео.html
!💖🖤❤️今後は気をライブ配信の再編ありがとうです！この日のライブ配信は、かならりやばかったですね！１万人を超える人が見ていたもん（笑）やっぱり人参最高！まさかのカメラ切り忘れでやら1かしたのもドキドキでした,. 💖🖤在整個人類歷史上，強者，富人和具有狡猾特質的人捕食部落，氏族，城鎮，城市和鄉村中的弱者，無`'守和貧窮成員。然而，人類的生存意願迫使那些被拒絕，被剝奪或摧毀的基本需求的人們找到了一種生活方式，並繼續將其DNA融入不斷發展的人類社會。. 說到食物，不要以為那些被拒絕的人只吃垃圾。相反，他們學會了在被忽視的肉類和蔬菜中尋找營養。他們學會了清潔，切塊，調味和慢燉慢燉的野菜和肉類，在食品市場上被忽略的部分家用蔬菜和肉類，並且學會了使用芳香的木煙（如山核桃，山核桃和豆科灌木 來調味g食物煮的時候1
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WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE FRICKING LAST ONE WHAT THE HELL WAS EVEN THAT
IT WAS BEAUTIFUL
I can imagine a guy buying eyes at your normal everyday convenience store
like imagine just coming across eyes looking at you menacingly
Hippotmas
Someone: makes a pun about their name
Them: yep, you’re the one, *marry me*
@Sailesh Gupta Sure, buddy. That's what they all say.
Hippotmas
Please note that these are suggestions, and although I really wish for EmKay to cover them, they don't have to. As long as my comments don't get deleted, I'm fine.
Day 215 of asking for these subreddits:
Robin:
-r/sbubby
-r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it)
Jack:
-r/ComedyCemetery
-r/garfieldminusgarfield
-r/BreadStapledToTrees
Lexi:
-r/notlikeothergirls
-r/forbiddensnacks
-r/Chadtopia
-r/ofcoursethatsathing
Anyone:
-r/HumansBeingBros
-r/Wellthatsucks
And finally:
-A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice)
Thanks! :D
Copy n paste
You again?
Ok Shut up we all know you’re a bot
@@carsoncool7122 no he's not a bot lol
Jesus Christ this is cringiest bot ever
_meesa Jar Jar Binks_
*laughs in BDSM*
*Jar jar kinks*
69
jar jar nuts
i just looked at the comment's on this and I'm dead
@@j__berd9940 good for you 👍
Emkay:*uploads*
Everyone:happiness noises
Yupper!
@Kroranit Wannasuta 小姐 你到底是在幹嘛啦
That last guy is a FREAKING LEGEND
Robin: "Should we start wearing panties like you?"
Me knowing an entire subculture that would say YES enthusiastically: "Maybe."
Emkay is a must watch. It’s a guaranteed laugh throughout. Hard to imagine anyone can make tinder conversations less gross.
LOVE how he runs through them! I try in our clips but this man is a legend!
the guy in the end, before the fanart, IMPRESSIVE HOT DAMNNNNN
r/Suddenlygay!🤣
“ working on school haha”
Robin: Why was that funny.
I honestly died
That last guy needs to have that entire conversation on a plaque.
the last dude:
my goals are beyond your understandings
I swear, that last post had big brain moves as wild as Joseph Joestar literally letting Kars cut his hand off so it could pin Kars to an ascending plate of rock launched by a volcanic eruption, while he stands ON THE SAME FUCKING PLATE OF ROCK.
I swear, I see a jojo reference at least one time each day, and it is one of the best parts of the day
Damn son that last one was a friggen WORDSMITH teach me your wayyys dude.
that last guy deserves to get married immediately holy shit man lmfao thats insane
6:05 *Single* Father.
“Another one coming on the way”
Excuse me w a t
Clicked faster then a edp to a 13 year old
Yep me too
you mean edp
ruclips.net/video/DV045UYXC4k/видео.html
Cursed
@@Memecious stfu
5:36 this just reminds me of that scene in community between jeff and professor duncan:
"she doesn't even like you."
"have you MET the women who DO like me?"
"....n-"
"WELL, neither have i, but trust me, they're horrible people."
Fun fact: Don't stab a person, they will die
Hey
Can confirm
Thank you, Mr. Egg
1:15
_cha cha real smooth_
Normally this subreddit makes me feel very lonely but i just got a partner so yay for me
Nice dude
Congratulations!
Thanks guys!
can we share?
The way Robin says GIF always gets me
Sup Peanut, go back to containment now
@@sophiedenise nooooo
@@urneckisnowbroken Go back now or I'll make peanut butter
Big sus
@@sophiedenise oh no me a scared peanut
Oh no romance isn't dead. It's mortally terrified to ever return to our messed up human plane of reality.
"Romance is for the weak minded"
Drawing hands is the worst? Wait till you start drawing the SECOND EYE...
that's when you add the eyepatch or the bangs that conveniently cover that one eye
Me: *laughing my ass of at the dirty jokes*
Charmen ultra strong ad: "IT'S HUGE"
Me:👀...
I think we witness actual f**king time travel in that last one
"I got eyes for birthday"
No no. He is got a point
"This meme format is overused"
No no, he's got a point
@@AndryC4 “But it can still be enjoyable”
No, no, he’s got a point.
@@screamindog8772 "Nope, it's getting to a point where its so common to see where it's not funny"
No no, he's got a point
Do lady dimitrescu vs Internet compilation. You’d die of laughter trust me🤣🤣
Ah a man of culture I see
Lady D thicc
ruclips.net/video/DV045UYXC4k/видео.html
@@Memecious Nobody asked :D
@jade jade ducking bot
3:52 yes.
I have evidence that that is exactly what women want
3:50
Me: OH NO, PLS NO, I BEG YOU NO
why did i see the thumbnail and just a tear rolled off my face- haha funni
no like actualy why.
0:02 guess you could say it was love at first
S I T E ?
6:06
This was a genius reversal. I love it.
The convos in this vid are more successful than i am
8:33 - "working on school haha"...why was that funny?
IM BEING ATTACKED
“Love at first swipe”
The one at the 7:35 There you go. You got a taste of being a man in Turkish tinder now.
Tip: gif is actually pronounced gif, but some people pronounce it gif when that's completely wrong
It's ACTUALLY pronounced GIF and not gif.
hahahahaha
HaHaHaHaHaHa
HAHAHAHA
*HAHAHA FUNNY JOKE HAHAHAHA*
*confused screaming*
3:05 Also, I just realised, after *years* of watching _Finding Nemo_ as a kid, that the address just lists "Sydney" instead of a suburb of Sydney. Like, if I want to go to Nando's and my friend asks which one, I wouldn't say "the one in Adelaide".
8:27 To be fair, this could work for musicians in general, since "pickup" can also refer to the lead-in, i.e. if there's an incomplete Bar 0.
Chicken Tinder.
CHACKEN
Just saw the thumbnail and I can tell it's gonna be a ride
Whenever you feel like you're hopeless, just remember that Memecious is here for you..
no
no
no
thank you memecious I needed that
🤣👍
"Would the madame be available for tea by the f***ing poli courts?" Killed me XD
Day 2 of asking Robin to say "I'm your host Robin Hood Robbin' the rich as usual!"
Is there a petition I can sign to get him to say this in a video?
@@amaryth_ hey buddy!
@@sophiedenise Hello there! I’m back!
Idk if it’s catchy enough…
Day 2 of knowing hes never gonna do it.
That last one was pretty good, one of the best I've ever seen on Tinder. Good job, whoever you are.
Love at first sight
This r/Tinder video was the best one yet. EzPz I love your videos keep making us smile.
I clicked faster than i would on any other videos
Bro that last one took more problem solving than a day 1 raid holy shit
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Sherlock Holmes in 2021 12:38
"should we start wearing panties like you or wha-"
*y e s*
i love robin's laugh so much
Ditto!
I love guessing who's hosting us, it's so entertaining for no reason
6:05 sooo noone gonna ask how he's single and has another kid on the way? ... got it
3:50
The answer, Robin, is tight briefs
9:04 As a person who lives in this crappy state, n o t h i n g, besides diamonds
6:04 I love this Chris dude, tryna turn the tables on the girls lmao 😂
I'm gonna be dreaming about that thumbnail for weeks
SAME!🤣
Man, that last dude was six parallel universe ahead of all of us
1:09 think about what he just said for a second, he's too young for the vaccination but they made an exception
FBI OPEN
That Last one was so ducking smooth
Like Silk!
I'm loaning a girls trombone and there were three spiders, fuck
The last one radiates absolute Madlad energy!
I think that he's dug himself a deeper hole instead of saying Gif he said yiff
For the first one: love at first swipe
That last one actually hurt me mentally
i needed a robin vid this morning y e s 😩
And oml, that last poet one. I like to write poetry, and I think I’m ok at it, but DAMN that’s fucking creative and mustve taken a good amount of time to do.
3:40 No, not panties duh. Men are supposed to wear lace lingerie-type boxers, obviously. 🙄
Home boy at 12:37 is a true wordsmith
I... could not help but actually applaud that last guy...
0:05
I guess you could say "Love at first swipe."
4:44
No ducks like frozen peas, bread is bad for them
12:38 I can just imagine him in his room big braining for this poem
3:42 yes. That's right. That's what girls wanted all along.
13:15
**AMONG US**
8:02 he says it as a real Dutch man
6:05 "single FATHER of 3 and another one on the way"
WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN ANOTHER ONE ON THE WAY
Dude from that last point is thinking 1000 steps ahead
"Drawing hands is the worst thing to have to draw."
Uh... Wait until you're drawing talons.
nice, a hilarious r/tinder, and on my birthday too. thx emkay
I would never be able to use tinder, besides the fact that I find it kinda creepy and uncomfortable, because my name is the same as a famous fictional character and I’d probably never hear the end of stupid jokes about it. And no, I wasn’t named after the character. People don’t realize it’s a popular name in a specific religion.
7:57 Robin thinks RIF is between GIF and GIF
That last guy had her at checkmate. That's a big dub right there
3:50 got me feeling attacked
I know this is a coincidence and all but at 10:05 -ish as he finished his sentence I got an ad that just said spicy and that makes this video the most worthy of a like
3:47 you go with the G-string with an elephant on the front. Sixty percent of the time it works all the time 😉
that last one is a fricken boss! by the looks of it he's been practicing
the last guys was the best omg