This movie's greatest crime: Wasting a perfectly good tim curry. Only a complete amateur has tim curry in their movie and not allow him to go full tim curry.
In the 1932 movie "WHITE ZOMBIE", the expert on such things explains that in Jamaica, burying someone alive for the purpose of turning them into a zombie is legally considered "murder", even if they do come back from the dead. (or something like that)
You need to do a video on "Night Breed" by Clive Barker of "Hellraiser" fame . Its got great practical effects ,creature design and makeup effects . Its a totally under rated 80's horror movie with a good story .
@@razycrandomgirl It was meant to be kid friendly horror. It also came out in the 90s. Im too lazy to look it up honestly. It was based on a popular kid/teen horror story called Cabal. A decent amount of people liked it since it wasnt as brutal as a book like Mr. Begone, Weaveworld, and Hellbound Heart. It was meant to be more mainstream. I personally could not get into the books or movie.
I enjoyed the novella it was based on "Cabal", but the movie was kinda cheesy. It is worth watching for the monster designs though, and also a supporting acting role for David Cronenberg, the famous body horror director.
16:39 Scientifically you can put someone into a trancelike state using pufferfish venom (an active ingredient in the alleged "zombie formula"), so yes I would have to imagine there would be laws regarding it, especially in the one place where that practice originates from.
"i walked with a zombie" is one of a few Val Lewton RKO classics, along with "Cat People" and the "The Seventh Victim." "Isle of the dead" and "The Leopard Man" are also very good.
In retrospect: Demon Knight is an awesome horror-comedy. Bordello of Blood is pretty trashy but kinda fun,thanks to Dennis Miller and all the tits. Ritual is just meh. Not even Jennifer Gray in that white tanktop (pokies galore!) can save this snoozefest of a movie. It´s not scary,it´s not funny it´s not even entertaining in a trashy kind of way,like Bordello of Blood.Oh and they had Tim Curry in the movie and completely wasted him,WTF?!
You know, until around 17:30, when Brandon was talking about how this wasn't very scary, I realised that I'd legitimately forgotten that this *was* a horror film. I thought that it was a mystery movie. Which might have been better, to be honest.
She said the surgeon was in there doing what she bought and in the spur of the moment decided to make a few more tweaks/ last minute adjustments on impulse. They made her unrecognizable as herself but technically more perfect.
@@anitabrewer7834 Pity, she's got a smoking hot body and shes a great actress.. Too bad she gave up that iconic, marketable look that she was already well known by to let hollywood ruin it with their vision of 'perfection'.
I've seen 'I Walked with a Zombie.' It's actually pretty good for a pre-'Night of the Living Dead' zombie movie. This feels like that movie got its own version of the nineties remake of 'The Haunting.'
16:20 - "Here's Jennifer Grey in a tank top again." ... Apparently an unusually chilly day in Jamaica (well, either that or she just stepped out of a walk-in cooler).
Sean Ashmead. Well said. Fuckers. Clive Barker is a genius. Amazing painter, artist, author and filmmaker. The Yattering and Jack is my favorite Barker story. Among many.
There was a third one? I remember the first one being released to theaters, don't remember if the second one was but I never even heard of this one. And funbags Brandon? He mentioned real estate. That was a perfect set up for a Monty Python reference for Huuuuuge..... tracts of land!
Sean Ashmead True, but you can't consider it complete untill those two are reviewed. Forcently they are both simply a bunch if short stories, and both films could be reviewed together.
There is actually at least 1 more to that series as well, The House that Dripped Blood... they were all part of the Amicus Portmanteau films. Good stuff with bits of Peter Cushing and sometimes Christopher Lee sprinkled throughout.
SonOfPlatypus Well, THTDB is unofficial (or else it would of been called The Haunt of Fear, after the third EC horror comic). I don't think any of the stories in THTDB were adaptations of EC comic stories.
Those didn't have anything to do with the HBO series, however. They're very different and they don't have much of the EC-style black humor that the series did very well. Really, "Creepshow" did much better at capturing the EC-style than the 70s adaptations did.
I've seen this movie! I didn't even remember but as soon as Tim Curry and Jennifer Grey and all those strange trippy visions all came on screen it all came back to me. I forgot it for a reason.
Kyros Droztamyr fun fact: traditional necromancy isnt actually the control of the dead like its portrayed in modern media, its the ability to converse with the dead, necrokinesis would be the correct term for controlling armies of zombies. . . In an unrelated note, the word paedophile basically means child lover, which is a bit to endearing, paedoghast is the correct term, meaning child rapist
Hey brother new subscriber. You're videos are fuckin hilarious bro. I remember some buddies of mine had a old cable access channel in Austin, Tx that reviewed lame movies back in the early 2000's. Your humor reminds me of it. Keep up the good work 👍
Awesome. Between you, Nostalgia Critic, and Cinema Snob, all my movie review needs are well taken care of. Thanks for having such a kick-ass channel, dude.
i LOVE demon knight. It's funny, creepy at times, and endlessly quotable. I love Tales from the Crypt to death, last year I watched every single episode ( even the crummy last season ) in a row. It was fantastic.
After watching this movie, my fave is still Demon Knight. Is it bad that when I watch this movie about 8 years ago I fell asleep during it. I love your reviews.
So, right now, I got Demon Knight and next, Bordello Of Blood and Ritual on DVD which I already bought is on the way. You can't find those 3 in stores nowadays like it once was.
***SPOILERS******SPOILERS*** From Dusk till Dawn was a Tales from the Crypt movie? That... makes too much sense. "They were vampires or something the whole time!" is a not uncommon twist in the comics. Although a faithfill Tales from the Crypt story would have lasted like 3 minutes after Salma Hayak finished dancing, then cut to the aztech pyramid outside. The comics rarely have shootouts and never let the good guy win.
I've got a serious suggestion 4 ya. U might already b familiar with this flick... it's called BmlAD TASTE by PETER JACKSON it's certainly among my favorite movies ever,hopefully you're familiar with it cause I think I'd have a difficult time trying 2 categorizeit,but I'd say it falls somewhere between cheesy horror sci-fi comedy and who knows what else,but I'd say u gotta c it,it's totally worth the watch, and another of my faves has 2B a much newer more serious kinda horror called CHERRY TREE, which the cover describes as Rosemary's BABY FOR A 21st CENTURY AUDIENCE, which I though was an accurate description, anyways, I'm a new subscriber and I'm enjoying every episode I've seen so far and I can appreciate ye sense of humor, keep it up, I look 4ward to more,later
Holy shit, I remember seeing this when I was a kid. Saw one of the Cryptkeeper scene, was completely confused by it (I never saw Tales from the Crypt before), and turned it off. The scene kinda stayed in my mind though. Weird.
Demon Knight is still my favorite Tales from the Crypt movie. I'm a sucker for 90s Universal horror movies like Bride of Chucky (1998), The Mummy (1999), and Army of Darkness (1992).
8:00 I don't know they guys name, but I remember him from hellraiser 5.i don't mind hellraiser 5, but seeing him here in ritual, I feel bad for him. He never got a break. I think he could have made a decent punisher. But that's most likely just me and my opinion. .
This movie's greatest crime: Wasting a perfectly good tim curry. Only a complete amateur has tim curry in their movie and not allow him to go full tim curry.
Yeah, give Ferngully some credit, at least they let him channel his Sweet Transvestite mode!
Agreed! I've never seen this movie but anytime you have Tim Curry in your cast let him be Tim Curry!!!! :=)
Yeah, GAY.... boo
Here's another crime for Ritual: Wasting the appearance of the Crypt Keeper.
He looked horrible!
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Hearing Brandon say "bumbuhclaat" had to be the best thing I've seen today.
Don't worry, Brandon. Flagging videos for rights is so last year. Now it's flagging for content and demonetization.
the google bots just gives all videos yellow coins now.
How ironic
Thankfully these days false flagging is all the rage.
"I loved you in Red Dawn, mon!"
I damn near choked on my cereal on that line.
"Holy shit, Arts and Crafts!" Seriously, that line killed me!
It's nice to see you referenced " The serpent and the rainbow". I think it's brililant and one of the most underrated horror movies ever made.
"brilliant"
I love that movie! One of Wes Craven's best non Nighmare on Elm Street influenced movies.
It's my favorite Craven film.
As a Jamaican I almost died at 3:25. Well done 😂
It looks like it is set in the Blue Mountains, not Cockpit Country or anyplace like that.
For real
In the 1932 movie "WHITE ZOMBIE", the expert on such things explains that in Jamaica, burying someone alive for the purpose of turning them into a zombie is legally considered "murder", even if they do come back from the dead. (or something like that)
It is also poisoning them and kidnapping. And slavery. That is why making zombies is illegal.
You still need to do the original Amicus Production films "Tales From the Crypt" (1972) and "Vault of Horror"
Well, he's done one of them, now...
You need to do a video on "Night Breed" by Clive Barker of "Hellraiser" fame . Its got great practical effects ,creature design and makeup effects . Its a totally under rated 80's horror movie with a good story .
@DaToNyOyO I do not understand the hype for night breed. I keep waiting for someone to let me in on the joke.
@@razycrandomgirl It was meant to be kid friendly horror. It also came out in the 90s. Im too lazy to look it up honestly. It was based on a popular kid/teen horror story called Cabal. A decent amount of people liked it since it wasnt as brutal as a book like Mr. Begone, Weaveworld, and Hellbound Heart. It was meant to be more mainstream. I personally could not get into the books or movie.
I enjoyed the novella it was based on "Cabal", but the movie was kinda cheesy. It is worth watching for the monster designs though, and also a supporting acting role for David Cronenberg, the famous body horror director.
@@TwistedTB cheesiness and practical effect monsters sounds like a fuckin blast
Jennifer became unrecognizable after surgery. Hotter pre-op imo
Damn straight
Yes, she was very cute. She lost all of her charisma post op.
The nose gives her character, but I that the character is totally gone.
Yeah. The nose gave her character or something. It was cute.
16:39 Scientifically you can put someone into a trancelike state using pufferfish venom (an active ingredient in the alleged "zombie formula"), so yes I would have to imagine there would be laws regarding it, especially in the one place where that practice originates from.
Wow, she doesn't even look like the same person after the nose job.
"i walked with a zombie" is one of a few Val Lewton RKO classics, along with "Cat People" and the "The Seventh Victim." "Isle of the dead" and "The Leopard Man" are also very good.
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15:54
No Billy Zane? Well shit
"It's disappointing that a series that started with so much promise just kinda fizzled out"
i feel the same way about the Star Wars sequel trilogy
You consider The Force Awakens “starting out with promise?”
In retrospect: Demon Knight is an awesome horror-comedy.
Bordello of Blood is pretty trashy but kinda fun,thanks to Dennis Miller and all the tits.
Ritual is just meh. Not even Jennifer Gray in that white tanktop (pokies galore!) can save this snoozefest of a movie. It´s not scary,it´s not funny it´s not even entertaining in a trashy kind of way,like Bordello of Blood.Oh and they had Tim Curry in the movie and completely wasted him,WTF?!
and yet he is still better than dennis dick miller
You know, until around 17:30, when Brandon was talking about how this wasn't very scary, I realised that I'd legitimately forgotten that this *was* a horror film. I thought that it was a mystery movie. Which might have been better, to be honest.
That's Jennifer Grey? I could hardly recognize her. Why change your face like that when you have such a unique look?
JQXJQ She was also much prettier with her old nose. But that’s just me.
She said the surgeon was in there doing what she bought and in the spur of the moment decided to make a few more tweaks/ last minute adjustments on impulse. They made her unrecognizable as herself but technically more perfect.
@@anitabrewer7834 Pity, she's got a smoking hot body and shes a great actress.. Too bad she gave up that iconic, marketable look that she was already well known by to let hollywood ruin it with their vision of 'perfection'.
Funnily enough, people don't tend to view themselves in the same way the rest of the world does.
@jamstonjulian6947 Just look at Pete Burns of Dead or Alive. A lot of people would have killed to look like him pre-op
This is the most rasta thing since William Murderface's brief fling with making a reggae guitar album.
"IRE.. YA MON.."
(angrily smashes guitar)
I love when use Puns you're charming when you do it , not that Jamaican halloween knockoff puppet
I thought it was the Keeper's impression of Whoopi Goldberg at first
This film have the biggest Scooby Doo vibes ive ever seen.
let's be honest, very few things are not better with cocaine.
So just found your channel and watched those 2 reviews the other day and was wondering where this review was lol. Keep up the great work.
Is that Boone from Nightbreed?!
I've seen 'I Walked with a Zombie.' It's actually pretty good for a pre-'Night of the Living Dead' zombie movie. This feels like that movie got its own version of the nineties remake of 'The Haunting.'
I feel traumatised by being reminded that the shitty version of The Haunting exists.:(
16:20 - "Here's Jennifer Grey in a tank top again."
... Apparently an unusually chilly day in Jamaica (well, either that or she just stepped out of a walk-in cooler).
They keep cold soda cabs around for that.
They dragged poor Tim Curry into this? Oof
He and Jennifer Grey are good actors. Definitely deserved better than this.
Craig Scheffer was good in Nightbreed. You should do the directors cut of that. Great movie. Awesome creatures.
Makes up for the hate crime version. I call it that because it was censored due to Clive Barker being gay.
Sean Ashmead. Well said. Fuckers. Clive Barker is a genius. Amazing painter, artist, author and filmmaker. The Yattering and Jack is my favorite Barker story. Among many.
NIGHTBREED! I knew I recognized that guy!
I might have figured it out if his face got all cut up and grew out that sweet mini mullet.
Now you can do the almost tales from the crypt movies like Death Becomes Her and the Frighteners
So... this movie ranks right up there with the last season of Tales From The Crypt.
That season sucked. The last episode was a cartoon that was less gory than Itchy and Scratchy!
It just showed they were running out of stories at that point.
Plus, they moved production to England as well.
How about the crappy one where the girl is trying to write an episode for the show? I couldn't stand it.
The animated one is also.. tonally deaf, lol.
To be fair, that cartoon episode was the best part about the last season.
Holy carp another video up from this channel awesome
12:18: man, R-Truth is PISSED!
Your commentary and analysis is so well done, most of it is better then the movies you are reviewing. Nice job.
There was a third one? I remember the first one being released to theaters, don't remember if the second one was but I never even heard of this one.
And funbags Brandon? He mentioned real estate. That was a perfect set up for a Monty Python reference for Huuuuuge..... tracts of land!
demon knight did get a theatrical release. in the U.S. at least
Bordello of blood was in theater's as well.
Omg! Yes! Been binge watching your channel! Love your channels SO much☆ Thx you 💘💘💘💘💘💘
You should do Broken Lizard's Club Dread
I think you forgotten the original Tails From The Crypt movies, the English 1970's movie and it's sequel The Vault of Horror.
Those are pretty good, imo.
Sean Ashmead True, but you can't consider it complete untill those two are reviewed. Forcently they are both simply a bunch if short stories, and both films could be reviewed together.
There is actually at least 1 more to that series as well, The House that Dripped Blood... they were all part of the Amicus Portmanteau films. Good stuff with bits of Peter Cushing and sometimes Christopher Lee sprinkled throughout.
SonOfPlatypus Well, THTDB is unofficial (or else it would of been called The Haunt of Fear, after the third EC horror comic). I don't think any of the stories in THTDB were adaptations of EC comic stories.
Those didn't have anything to do with the HBO series, however. They're very different and they don't have much of the EC-style black humor that the series did very well. Really, "Creepshow" did much better at capturing the EC-style than the 70s adaptations did.
Been binging you. Best review yet. Thank you :)
dude i freakin love your channel....
I've seen this movie! I didn't even remember but as soon as Tim Curry and Jennifer Grey and all those strange trippy visions all came on screen it all came back to me.
I forgot it for a reason.
19:06 Yes, but based on recent events, even OJ couldn't outrun his karma forever.
I'd much rather watch I WALKED WITH A ZOMBIE again. In fact, I'm going to do that right now.
Mortal Kombat Annihilation... YES!!!
This is Freakin AWESOME!!! GREAT WORK Brandon 🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼
There's a 1972 Tales from the Crypt movie, is an adaptation of some of the comics stories but i think it would be worth that you ever see it.
Voodoo is dependent on how hung you are? Now I know why it only goes about average for me.
John O ́neil Average is best. Too long and it sucks for both partners.
Kyros Droztamyr You could try putting your soul into a pretty jeweled necklace, that's how I hear you can become a lich.
Funny, I thought you just had to be a woman with an attitude.
Kyros Droztamyr fun fact: traditional necromancy isnt actually the control of the dead like its portrayed in modern media, its the ability to converse with the dead, necrokinesis would be the correct term for controlling armies of zombies. . .
In an unrelated note, the word paedophile basically means child lover, which is a bit to endearing, paedoghast is the correct term, meaning child rapist
I'm pretty sure those were in fact the spider models from baldurs gate on ps2.
Was later used in the first story in Verotika
Hey brother new subscriber. You're videos are fuckin hilarious bro. I remember some buddies of mine had a old cable access channel in Austin, Tx that reviewed lame movies back in the early 2000's. Your humor reminds me of it. Keep up the good work 👍
It would be awesome to see a review of the Tales From The Cryptkeeper cartoon series.
Wasn't Death Becomes Her also supposed to have something to do with Tales from the Crypt
Awesome. Between you, Nostalgia Critic, and Cinema Snob, all my movie review needs are well taken care of. Thanks for having such a kick-ass channel, dude.
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I like how Brandon goes for the Rev. Lowe haircut look from "Silver Bullet" here. Nice work! 😀
( j/j )
#three years in the making.
Wow has it REALLY been three years since the other two vids? Where does the time go? I've been a long time subscriber huh...
Jennifer's nose had more character before nose job.
Scott Robinson What? I thought Jennifer Gray died decades ago. You're telling me that woman was her and not the Nose?
DystrVction That’s insulting to Clark Gregg and his wife
A flawless Ricardo Montalban line delivery at 16:28!
Another super funny review. The jerk chicken and beans fart was a good representation of the quality of this movie.
1 minute into the video : YES ! Love you Brandon !! :D
!! haha nearly lost my shit at "Jamaican Hulk smash mon ! "
Review the dark crystal
I only liked Demon Knight. If anyone thinks I'm not a Tales from the Crypt fan, btw, look at my avatar.
i agree with you. Demon Knight is the best. I have seasons 1-3 on dvd! still need 4-7
i LOVE demon knight. It's funny, creepy at times, and endlessly quotable.
I love Tales from the Crypt to death, last year I watched every single episode ( even the crummy last season ) in a row. It was fantastic.
@Trey Greene - you don't need season 7 *cue slide whistle* it's a bit of a stinker.
Awesome review
After watching this movie, my fave is still Demon Knight. Is it bad that when I watch this movie about 8 years ago I fell asleep during it. I love your reviews.
so glad you finally finished this series! I love tales from the crypt but man does ritual suck
Maybe with the new rebooted Tales From The Crypt series, we'll get some more movies.
Too bad it's got cancelled
"An entertaining ride"
Speaking of Serpent and the Rainbow, the lead in that went on to be in a monster movie called the Relic a little after Independence Day and Casper.
I just saw this on tv, like last night or this morning depending on time frame
I love your breakdown. I'm laughing 😂
So, right now, I got Demon Knight and next, Bordello Of Blood and Ritual on DVD which I already bought is on the way. You can't find those 3 in stores nowadays like it once was.
Better late than never Brandon!
What's cooking is my favorite Tails from the Crypt episode. As for the movies Demon Knight is the one I like the most.
So are you going to do a review of Tales from the crypt (1972) or Frankenstein conquers the world (1965)?
Yay, Finally, love you
Billy zanes cowboy dance is my go to cheer up as well .
I did not know it was a 3rd movie and i would like to keep it that way!
***SPOILERS******SPOILERS***
From Dusk till Dawn was a Tales from the Crypt movie?
That... makes too much sense. "They were vampires or something the whole time!" is a not uncommon twist in the comics. Although a faithfill Tales from the Crypt story would have lasted like 3 minutes after Salma Hayak finished dancing, then cut to the aztech pyramid outside. The comics rarely have shootouts and never let the good guy win.
I've got a serious suggestion 4 ya. U might already b familiar with this flick... it's called BmlAD TASTE by PETER JACKSON it's certainly among my favorite movies ever,hopefully you're familiar with it cause I think I'd have a difficult time trying 2 categorizeit,but I'd say it falls somewhere between cheesy horror sci-fi comedy and who knows what else,but I'd say u gotta c it,it's totally worth the watch, and another of my faves has 2B a much newer more serious kinda horror called CHERRY TREE, which the cover describes as Rosemary's BABY FOR A 21st CENTURY AUDIENCE, which I though was an accurate description, anyways, I'm a new subscriber and I'm enjoying every episode I've seen so far and I can appreciate ye sense of humor, keep it up, I look 4ward to more,later
Yes, but did you review the old 70's Tales From The Crypt Films? Or the Creepshow Series?
BIlly Zhane is Billy Zhane. xD I cant take him out of my head... I mean... demon Knight scene. xD
you got some great jokes and puns in this video. xD
Lol’ed at the dialog interruption.
Holy shit, I remember seeing this when I was a kid. Saw one of the Cryptkeeper scene, was completely confused by it (I never saw Tales from the Crypt before), and turned it off. The scene kinda stayed in my mind though. Weird.
I was looking forward to a horror movie that manages to scare me while reggae music plays. Well time to to go and watch the Demon Knight review again.
didn't know there was a third, sweet!
It's the Discovery of Tales from the Crypt!
(Mortal Kombat Annihilation)
"Brandon?"
"Too bad you...will laugh at 11 o'clock at night."
I like Bordello Of Blood. It's one of my many guilty pleasures.
Demon Knight is still my favorite Tales from the Crypt movie. I'm a sucker for 90s Universal horror movies like Bride of Chucky (1998), The Mummy (1999), and Army of Darkness (1992).
Brandon, now you know you need to finish this by Reviewing From Dusk till Dawn and The Frighteners
Dude I tell everyone about you. 😂👌and as usual I agree. Demon Knight was too awesome to be associated with this.
I just saw the bordello of blood video, I guess you successfully fought off the copyright claim?
That hot blonde Tim Curry is hitting on at the start is Jackie Denardo from It's Always Sunny. Shame she's not in the movie more.
8:00 I don't know they guys name, but I remember him from hellraiser 5.i don't mind hellraiser 5, but seeing him here in ritual, I feel bad for him. He never got a break. I think he could have made a decent punisher. But that's most likely just me and my opinion. .
Characters talking over each other works well for Robert Altman movies.
I saw this years ago and I never knew that it was actually the third Tales from the Crypt movie.
Forgive me if I'm wrong (I don't believe I am), but the song the band played in the beginning - didn't the lyrics basically reveal the plot?
I mean... she does put the “bum” in bumbaclat
I stumbled on this one. I liked it better than I thought I would