honestly I thought that it was only one menu item, "chimken stek", but the plot twist unfolds, those were two different menu items, and the twists keep twisting man
As someone that has worked in restaurants for 8 years, this is beyond accurate. The worst part is when it's really busy and you have other tables to attended to, and if the food comes out late they get the heat for it.
And then there is me Waiter: "Hey do you kno-" Me: "I'll have the chicken caesar salad as the main, with garlic sticks for the starter, for desert I'll have the cheesecake, I want chips as the side dish with the main, I'll have a coke with 2 refills you can give me the bill now."
This exactly. I don't understand, how do people live with themselves taking this long to order? I'm embarrassed if I take longer than 20 seconds to order, though I'll admit I panic if I have to change my order because they're out of something.
@@futuza because you're used to eating out, i only go to a restaurant to treat myself once a month or two so i try to look for the most different thing to my palate, but it also needs to be smth i enjoy eating, but also affordable aaand that's 10 min gone already 🤭
I work in a kitchen, one time someone ordered a caesar salad minus dressing, croutons, and cheese (so the only thing left was romaine), but adding olive oil.
The biggest complaint (imho) I can give is the fact that this is one of only two maybe 3 content creators that I actually look for, and this one is on top! Never disappoints.
I am not a waiter nor have I ever been but I get the feeling that this is why sometimes you sit down get the menu and the waiter just disappears. The restaurant is not even busy but the waiter has vaporized. And then when you are just about fed up with it and feel like walking out they reappear all smiles and refilling your water and asking how you doing and what you want and you get so caught up in the moment and relieved, that you tell them what you know you want after staring at the menu for twenty minutes and then they vanish again. Gotta be a pro waiter technique
As a waiter this is at the same time reletable and so far off the truth....I work in a restaurant and yesterday evening thay had made me pell off 311 apple. The work of a waiter is much at the same time comically stereotipical, incredibly boring and tiring
Don't forget the: "sorry can you come back in like 5 minutes? We need a little time" "yeah, sure, i'll be back" (exactly 5 minutes later) "Hey so are you ready to order?" "Ah, yes, we've been waiting for awhile now. If you could be a bit faster would've been great" (me looking at them with a smile but torturing every single one of them with hot iron and saws in my head) "Sure, maam, sorry"
I'm super nice to waitstaff and cashiers and service workers. But I'm also the kind of person who would ask them what they recommend and pick something else entirely.
The 38 people who disliked this video are the people who take forever to make their order at a restaurant and the blames the waiter for taking too long and never leaves tips.
As someone, due to insanity, has been in "Costumer Service" for 20+ years this is accurate. (That's not a typo, they look like normal, nice people but it's a costume, they are hell spawns. Sent to drive lowly service people to the brink. Once they've driven you, no warning just 200 mph, top down, blaring Rammstein... then they want to give you that final push. Into unemployment!)
How do people live with themselves like this? I'm embarrassed if I take longer than 20 seconds to order, though I'll admit I panic if I have to change my order because they're out of something.
these are all great, even though i don't at all agree with your politics. you'll never be lonely or bored with so many people living in your head. but whose the real you!?!?
you forgot the line where the guy asks the waiter if the chicken is free range and had a good life and if the chicken ever took vitamins or had any health problems like a skinned knee or something.
can you come back in your late 50s? because i probably want the chimken but then theres tthe stek so if you could just do a bunch of shit and its really tastey
If I don’t see this guy featured on Key and Peele, for shame doth bequeathed onto the seedlings of your children’s children and onto the next 1000 years of your generations. *also @youtube Can he have his own show please? *scratches chin And that be all my requests.
This is how it got towards the end of my stint in restaurants. I just couldn't handle it anymore and I felt like I was hemmoraging internally every time I approached a table. Hilarious bow that I am no longer in that position.
I hate, absolutely hate people who do this. These people have other tables they are working. If you don't know tell them to come back and don't ask how things are. What do you think they are going to say "Oh yeah don't get that it tastes like shit" and they probably have only had a couple of the tiems on the menu. Be an adult, make a decision on your own, don't waste people's time,n eat and get the fuck out. Oh and Tip (I'm talking to you my awesome at sports people).
This would be comedy gold without the suicide joke I am big fan of your content but can’t like this video just based on that. I think you are my favorite comedian right now!
What’s more annoying than this is someone asking what cocktails,gins,wines and literally make you list every other option behind the bar only to then pick the first thing they asked about… we have drink menus on every table.
honestly I thought that it was only one menu item, "chimken stek", but the plot twist unfolds, those were two different menu items, and the twists keep twisting man
There are actually 3 items, chimken, stek, and chimken stek 🤯
@@TBJ1118lajk ðowz sɑft sərv məʃinz ðæt kən swərl ðə tu flejvərz
Plot twist: He's looking for the nearest bridge so he can fish some fish to get the man his sushi. Now that's dedication 😤
Woww
We both know this is not true 😏
I'm barely able to handle this quality content
I love this channel from the bottom of my heart
Oh bless you sweet chil'
Are we not gonna talk about how incredibly gifted this man is comedically. And this was 3 years ago
As someone that has worked in restaurants for 8 years, this is beyond accurate. The worst part is when it's really busy and you have other tables to attended to, and if the food comes out late they get the heat for it.
And then there is me
Waiter: "Hey do you kno-"
Me: "I'll have the chicken caesar salad as the main, with garlic sticks for the starter, for desert I'll have the cheesecake, I want chips as the side dish with the main, I'll have a coke with 2 refills you can give me the bill now."
Efficient, elegant, and manageable. Just the way waiter's like it!
This exactly. I don't understand, how do people live with themselves taking this long to order? I'm embarrassed if I take longer than 20 seconds to order, though I'll admit I panic if I have to change my order because they're out of something.
@@futuza because you're used to eating out, i only go to a restaurant to treat myself once a month or two so i try to look for the most different thing to my palate, but it also needs to be smth i enjoy eating, but also affordable aaand that's 10 min gone already 🤭
@@politicallyincorrectbeing8201 Please, I just check the menu before I go out - has nothing to do with how often I go.
@@futuza so you do prepare beforehand, i just feel like treating myself and go to the next restaurant 🤷♂️
"Can i get a bunch of Suishi?"
"Is it on the Menu?"
"No?"
"There's your answer"
Andrew, it feels like you're reaching out to us and asking for help. Lol.
As someone who used to work as a waiter I can definitely relate
I work in a kitchen, one time someone ordered a caesar salad minus dressing, croutons, and cheese (so the only thing left was romaine), but adding olive oil.
This guy was a waiter at some point. I can feel it.
I thought there was only one option, chimken stik. But no, it was chimken and stek.
This is me and my cat every single effin morning.
Respect waiters and waitresses and other service industry employees. They are very cool.
Alas, the waiter, waited.
The biggest complaint (imho) I can give is the fact that this is one of only two maybe 3 content creators that I actually look for, and this one is on top! Never disappoints.
Which are the others?
So funny 👏
Waiters have an uncanny ability to always be attentive when you don't need them and vanish when you do
This video feels like it would be transcribed by an english teacher for the purposes of teaching people english. That kinda english teacher
I was thinking it was just a chicken fried steak at first
I work both front and back of house and I feel you bro
The level of escalation. Is beautiful=)
"Where's your God now"
What really sells it is the expectant look he gives right after asking for something ridiculous. Customers like this exist.
This guy is seriously funny.
So, the part of a dead chicken, a corpse of a chicken?
So, will it be a part of a dead cow, a corpse of a cow?
Me: (currently eating sushi) 😯
High quality content keep it up
Also. Yuuup.
I am not a waiter nor have I ever been but I get the feeling that this is why sometimes you sit down get the menu and the waiter just disappears. The restaurant is not even busy but the waiter has vaporized. And then when you are just about fed up with it and feel like walking out they reappear all smiles and refilling your water and asking how you doing and what you want and you get so caught up in the moment and relieved, that you tell them what you know you want after staring at the menu for twenty minutes and then they vanish again. Gotta be a pro waiter technique
Nah, they are definitely just outside on a smoke break.
He's looking for a bridge to catch the sushi right
right?
I go to imdian restaurants and ask for variations on menu items. If you have chicken Korma, you can make me shrimp korma. You know you can.
💯
Flawless
Bruh, that was amazing 😂
As a waiter this is at the same time reletable and so far off the truth....I work in a restaurant and yesterday evening thay had made me pell off 311 apple. The work of a waiter is much at the same time comically stereotipical, incredibly boring and tiring
6 months of waiting tables will show you 2 undeniable things.
1 - how stupid the average person is
2 - how much dumber the rest of them are
did you make a jeff bridges joke?!?!
You look like Matt Smith
I'm not a chicken kind of guy though - lol!
"Can you just come back in your late fifties?" did it for me
Yes yes yes! Exactly!
im using that
And then I see you have steak
SAME lolol
What does it mean
Andrew you’re an amazing creator. Please keep making videos
Oh gee thank you!! I shall
Andrew Rousso seriously man can’t wait to see you get the attention you deserve. Haven’t laughed this much since Derrick comedy and WKUK
@@AndrewRousso you are a legend.
@@AndrewRousso Yeah. You better.
And so he did. And a legend was born...
"Can you tell me were the nearest bridge is?" Is a mood only customer service will understand. I dont feel it. I. Live. It.
If you're wondering, the music in this video is "Frühlingsstimmen" by Johann Strauss (voices of spring in english)
Love it. I'll have the chimken please.
well we need more of the chef's table series!
I'd really love to build that series. Thinking of a mixologist character...
@@AndrewRousso waitors very often bartend at night, I did for years when I was young so they could easily be the same person
@@AndrewRousso make one about people under 21 who sneak into clubs and try to buy drinks😂🤣😂
Don't forget the: "sorry can you come back in like 5 minutes? We need a little time"
"yeah, sure, i'll be back"
(exactly 5 minutes later)
"Hey so are you ready to order?"
"Ah, yes, we've been waiting for awhile now. If you could be a bit faster would've been great"
(me looking at them with a smile but torturing every single one of them with hot iron and saws in my head)
"Sure, maam, sorry"
I would actually cry bruv
It happens more often than you think
"Hey Jeff, do you know where the nearest bridge is?" did it for me...lmfao🤣
Jeff Bridges
I was coming here to say that lol
the writing,the music,the editing.. the perfection
Chimken? Or Stek? There are way to many choices!!
Do you guys serve burritos
This is gold. Can't stop laughing.
stek
Amazing
I'm super nice to waitstaff and cashiers and service workers. But I'm also the kind of person who would ask them what they recommend and pick something else entirely.
Working in a retirement home this is spot on we literally have 3 choices a meal and some of them just can't handle it 🤦♂️😂
I'm just not a chicken kinda guy got the audible laugh outta me
The 38 people who disliked this video are the people who take forever to make their order at a restaurant and the blames the waiter for taking too long and never leaves tips.
wow that was really annoying haha
Andrew you’re a badass man, binge watching your videos right now
Me too
Literally me working in a catering wedding waiter with just THREE options to order from 😀
This is literally tanmay bhat in AIB…Yes Indian audience, Over Here!!!!!!! 😂
hilarious... you gotta upload more
As someone, due to insanity, has been in "Costumer Service" for 20+ years this is accurate. (That's not a typo, they look like normal, nice people but it's a costume, they are hell spawns. Sent to drive lowly service people to the brink. Once they've driven you, no warning just 200 mph, top down, blaring Rammstein... then they want to give you that final push. Into unemployment!)
How do people live with themselves like this? I'm embarrassed if I take longer than 20 seconds to order, though I'll admit I panic if I have to change my order because they're out of something.
these are all great, even though i don't at all agree with your politics. you'll never be lonely or bored with so many people living in your head. but whose the real you!?!?
The Menu
I think I'll take the chimken.
But there's also the stek...
how are you not a movie/tv actor lol?
can someone book this man for a movie?
Doesnt have to be commedy, this man has raaaaaaaange!
The food is hopefully as good as the spelling is bad.
you forgot the line where the guy asks the waiter if the chicken is free range and had a good life and if the chicken ever took vitamins or had any health problems like a skinned knee or something.
That's why they call them "waiters".
Yeah thats uh, thats what waiting tables is like
I read chimken steak as the same dish, lol.
can you come back in your late 50s? because i probably want the chimken but then theres tthe stek so if you could just do a bunch of shit and its really tastey
If I don’t see this guy featured on Key and Peele, for shame doth bequeathed onto the seedlings of your children’s children and onto the next 1000 years of your generations.
*also @youtube
Can he have his own show please?
*scratches chin
And that be all my requests.
Haha man I love chikmen
I WANT THE GLIZZY!!!!!!!
"Yeah we do burritos. Chimken or stek?"
But then there's the steak
late fifties killed me
I dont have time to watch this
I expect all waiters are suicidal. Jack Dee was a waiter. You’ve got to be so optimistic..
I would have a chicken...
Or maybe a steak...
But maybe the chicken is better...
But the steak is bigger...
🤔 it is actually a difficult decision.
I love your videos dude. They're utter bonkers..
This is how it got towards the end of my stint in restaurants. I just couldn't handle it anymore and I felt like I was hemmoraging internally every time I approached a table. Hilarious bow that I am no longer in that position.
Now can you tell me what flavors the chimken comes in? Do you have a seasonal steak or..?
Wat, that’s not “chimken steak”??? Ripped off!! Deliberating about Only one choice !! lol
Getting some David Lynch vibes from this skit. You even look like Jack Nance.
The classical music and the gruesome close-ups give it a "Ren and Stimpy" vibe.
You know, photos always help to know which one looks more apeticing or to know the size.
I hate, absolutely hate people who do this. These people have other tables they are working. If you don't know tell them to come back and don't ask how things are. What do you think they are going to say "Oh yeah don't get that it tastes like shit" and they probably have only had a couple of the tiems on the menu. Be an adult, make a decision on your own, don't waste people's time,n eat and get the fuck out. Oh and Tip (I'm talking to you my awesome at sports people).
Can you make a Joey Diaz theme video
This would be comedy gold without the suicide joke I am big fan of your content but can’t like this video just based on that. I think you are my favorite comedian right now!
Heartbroken upon the realization that they don't make sushi, he went to play bridge.
What’s more annoying than this is someone asking what cocktails,gins,wines and literally make you list every other option behind the bar only to then pick the first thing they asked about… we have drink menus on every table.
I thought this was supposed to be a humor channel. Why am I watching a documentary
This got DHMIS on me real quick
I'll ah do you have any vegan options? Fuck it I'll have the chimken
Imagine being a Cheesecake Factory worker they most lose there mind trying to keep track of what’s what
"hey jeff do you know where the nearest bridge is?"
Jeff Bridges : well uh hello buddy?