Or, this whole thing was just a dream the dad had while in coma. About having a loving rich wife instead of that gaslighting manipulative excuse for a wife.
20:27 When he first walked into frame I forgot about the glitter bomb and thought he was the victim of horrific burns and his entire face was fucked up and scarred.
> guy hitting on woman in a creepy and unsolicited fashion > girl rejects him and walks away > Dhar literally just turns towards camera and says "so you see, while that scenario wasn't real, this game is!" ...what....is the marketing angle on this? Play this game so creepy randos will have an "in" to start talking to you? I...is that good? What?
See's the girl play a kids game, tries to flirt with her. From that we were suppose to care about the add lol. Its like making a bank heist video where you tell people to eat their veggies at the end.
@@turtlemusic1509 But....like....then why use _that_ as the set-up for the ad? They could have written ANY scenario if the only thing it has to check is "an event that is not real."
Kind of weird how the mom apparently came home in the middle of the day just to announce to the kids that they weren't getting presents this year then went back to work two minutes later
Also is no one going to mention how the dumb little girl said her bike could’ve been in the box, yet her brother said it was an iPhone, and she literally saw him running away with the fucking box
@@awsomedude23456 And why did the mom have the Amazon packages sent to her house instead of her assistant's if her entire plan hinges on surprising them with said packages? She couldn't have bought them prior to her promotion, because they wouldn't have been able to afford them.
@@blaisetelfer8499 I’m probably wrong or heard something incorrectly but didn’t she try to send them to the assistants house but they kept messing up. Also was she counting on no one catching him? What if they called the cops when she wasn’t around? And it seemed like the mom did all the shopping, did the dad not buy anything?
I love how the little girls in the last story keep bothering the old man for being depressed because his wife is hospitalized and grieving just like any other person would do. Also, how the hell the wife from the 1st story thought it was a good idea to send out her "coworker" to steal her family's gifts from the front door and risk him being arrested or even dealt with personally by the family?
@@monkshoodpsychosisSure, but they’re being unbelievably inconsiderate. They hear that his wife is dying in the hospital and infer that he doesn’t want to celebrate Christmas because of it, so they’re going around harassing him in Christmas-themed ways because THEY think that he should be celebrating Christmas? If you want to cheer someone up, think about their circumstances and why they’re upset in the first place before trying to do shit for them. You know what would’ve been good? If the kids tried to visit the wife with him, but noo. We can’t have that because the video needs to be themed around some kids getting a Scrooge character to celebrate Christmas by the end. These kids literally made a grown man cry by shoving reminders of his wife and her condition in his face over and over again. The only reason it worked out was because he found a card from his wife telling him to not be sad. But that’s okay because tHeY wErE tRyInG tO cHeEr HiM uP, right?
Alright Dhar Mann, if my kids want to hunt criminals going to their homes, I will let them do it. Independently of their gender. I've learned the lesson
The message doubly doesn’t work since I’m pretty sure the son is at least a teenager, and the girl is like 9, so yea even if she was a boy, u still wouldn’t let him go
I’m just starting this video rn and this comment has me so intrigued. Like, it’s pretty self explanatory, but now I can’t wait to see that happen. Lmao
We found a Dhar Mann video where Adam literally can't get past the first two seconds without having to re watch 5 times to try to understand a line delivery. Dhar Mann: You see... you really shouldn't make fun of how someone talks.
@@eldenemerald7962 I don't know if I'm much better than her, I am also very financially irresponsible. Spent my unemployment money from being out of work from covid on a gaming PC which I actually get a lot of use out of, and a PS5 which I still only have like 4 games for.
@@bkebradley There's a difference between spending money on yourself, and spending money on yourself when you're responsible for a child. You were owed a happy childhood and your mom didn't give that to you. Don't feel bad for buying that PC/PS5. As long as it makes you happy, it doesn't matter. Hope your Xmas/New Year was good too! :))
this reminded in my Country they made a show abount money in a family and made a teenager take care of the money. She was crying so fucking much by the end of the show and her mother was really trying not to appear as a spending demon saying shit like "of course i don´t need 5 diferent types of make up" and we can guess that she probably would have bought all that make up if they were not on the show
So they have a porch camera that they're constantly watching for thieves, but for some reason a package is delivered while everyone is home and watching the porch camera and instead of bringing it inside they just continue to watch to see if someone steals it. Something is wrong with this family.
I legit thought the first section was going to be a proper Dhar video about harassing women or something. "I'm Dev, girls I like call me Dev" is a weird chat-up line, then when she ignores that line and just says her name (doesn't ever say the name Dev) he neggs her about her accent and the game she's playing. That's some suspicious behaviour for a stranger to talk to women like that, in my opinion. Hope he turns up in another video and the woman he's harassing is actually rich, and he gets sued by her because, you see, you shouldn't harass rich people as they are able to afford a good lawyer.
Well I sure learned my lesson. Only harass the poor. They deserve it for not making more money so I don't need to feel bad. It's not like they can help me gat a job or anything
Subtitles make it easier to spot fibs. He's using super simple language anyway, so it doesn't hurt international accessibility too much. Also the way Dhar Mann just turns around and has always been there is fever-dreamish.
I like how the old man goes from Ebenezer Scrooge to the Six Flags guy in 3.6 seconds. I woulda stayed pissed that people wouldn't leave me the fuck alone while my wife is in the hospital. And the caroling would've made me actually homicidal. That shit is enough to ruin a good christmas, let alone a shitfest of an xmas like that.
These check the Dhar boxes- Oculus, poor people, convoluted schemes involving parents personal assistants, etc Even PsychoMantis, Tik Tok mom and non racist cop make appearances We also got a bonus ad for a shitty mobile game
What was really happening was the mom was cheating on the husband, and using that apartment as her sex pad and also stealing from the family to try and ruin the husband's self-esteem and ability to provide for the kids, leading inevitably to a divorce which she wants to ensure her freedom from her husband and child-rearing responsibilities.
Yep and the gifts thing was a rouse to get tnem off the trail and to hide it from them She also gave her daughter evil eyes with an evil smile, saying how she would have never guessed her trick to find the thief/assistant
Of COURSE the whole angel is about misogyny, because Dhar Mann videos are set in this alternate universe where it's still the 1950s but with modern technology.
Every single Dhar Mann character shambles around with the charisma of a reanimated corpse but this old guy is acting for his damn life. He actually has a modicum of acting ability, it's just he's acting like he's performing a pantomime.
You know, it wasn't good but that last video was a lot more fun to watch than Dhar's usual stuff. Maybe it was because he wasn't using racism or sexism for views for once?
So here's my Dhar Mann video idea. Man Commits Several Murders: What happens next is shocking. In the episode, a man brutally murders multiple people and is arrested. After a long trial, he is sentenced to death by electric chair. The video is clever because the electric chair makes the word "shocking" in the title a pun. Dhar Mann would get many views
I'm glad Adam mentioned that white line cause I've seen that and a green one pop up on a lot of RUclips videos. Thought my tv was fucking up. Notice it a lot with RLM videos
Do you think dahr found an abandoned mall and bought it, or that he just had a recreation done in a big studio area? theres only like 4-6 actual store areas, theres a weird grass area, and light from outside, but theres no ad posters, or maps, or vending machines. just a bench
I think my biggest gripe about the first video is how heterochromia LIED to her husband and children multiple times in an elaborate ruse to get them gifts. Remember kids, it's fine to be dishonest with your family as long as there is a grand display of generosity at the end of the road.
As someone who can't even get packages sent directly to me because the thievery is so insanely rampant in my building. (For real, I've had things be at the door and be stolen in like 5 minutes...) I WISH one of them would come clean that they were paid to do so to stop me opening Christmas presents. Edit: American malls do sometimes have cars in them as ads. They want you to buy one or you can win them in a lottery or something.
i don´t know if i am that much emotionally unstable rn,but i watched this shit on 2x and cryed the shit out on the last story. And still laughed at Adum stories. Without slowing down.
I love the lack of continuity in these videos except for in some places. Like I feel like I’m meant to assume that that same girl is psychomantis, but that convenience store in the fake outdoor mall seems to have been owned by like seventeen different people and operated by 50 different employees, yet it’s the same exact set and seems to sell the same exact products.
Alternatively She could have said the packages were for work and they were delivered to the house by mistake. Could have said to not touch them and have her assistant come by to pick them up "Hey stuff came in for your mom's job and I'm here to pick them up I'm her assistant, so-and-so. Why are they here? I forgot to change out the address at checkout and realized this upon seeing the shipping email." Like there is no need to do this package snatching thing. Just say they were for work 😐 Also leave that old guy alone They're just harassing him with Christmas shit even though they KNOW WHY he "hates" Christmas, they proceed to bother him lmao
7:03 This music sounds like someone fed “Pokémon town music, Nintendo Switch, 2020” into an AI and this was the result. Also Harpo is the name of Oprah’s Production studio lol
I appreciate that after finding out money is to tight this year their parents can't afford Christmas presents, and the father is more concerned with the girl trying to catch a thief because she's a girl and *not* remotely concerned with her plan to risk their expensive electronics when they already have a porch camera.
Considering people who have made decoy traps have resulted in those boxes getting SHOT, you should never confront a thief like that. Especially at their home.
If you're trying to make the point that Mr. Jacobs's store is usually such a happy, warm place and is now dour and uninviting, maybe use a set that can convey either of those things instead of one that looks like where I get my phone fixed at the mall. How did Dhar Mann not think that was important but give high schoolers a five-star restaurant as a hangout in the video about the gay kid running for president?
If the dad is at home all day because he doesn't have a job, why are they just leaving packages outside? He could easily just answer the door when the postie arrives then bring the package inside. Also, why are the kids not just getting the packages inside? They know they are sitting there, all you have to do is open the front door.
He's dealing with a lot right now. I recently found out that he has to work past his retirement age, and people are harassing him with overborne a capella performances and staring while he cleans his shop, which is supposed to be his moment of Zen after a hectic business day. We should find some other way to rub our free time in his face.
The message is so fucking muddled like despite the girl having a better plan if the mom stuck around to hear it then it wouldn’t have worked meaning it’s entirely possible the brother’s plan could have worked cause the assistant wouldn’t realistically expect to have to bring a knife if he’s just grabbing packages and running. So what have we learned from this . . . Everybody’s a fucking idiot except Dhar Mann’s cause he’s a genius it’s his world and we’re just living in it
Wait, the assistant had to know when the packages were arriving, so why did they steal the fake package unless the assistant was just sitting outside their house the entire day?
Can we talk about how in the package thief one, the girl was watching the porch on her I pad and was qble to go to her brother and show the theft while it was happening. Why wouldn't they have just brought the package in instead of staring at it? These people deserve to get their package stolen if they're just leaving it on the porch while everyone is home
I wanna start re-editing Dhar Mann Videos into psychedelic, surreal Nightmares- vaguely like a Cecelia Condit Film. 23:15 this whole Scene is genuinely so off-putting.
Wait but then why did the assistant steal the fake package, he literally has NO REASON. The mom already has all the gifts she ordered, plus she couldn't have even known about the package.
I love how the dad lost his job but they're still buying enough packages for this thief to have a regular porch to rob Edit: actually never mind, commented too early
For the people in the chat saying "she only got a bike?? $1000 phone/$100 bike" I would strongly suggest you look up how much a good bike costs. $600-$800 easy. The two gifts are pretty even, esp if she also got the girl a helmet, mirrors, etc etc...EDIT: I'm not trying to rag on you at all, I just know because I bought myself a mountain bike for xmas. It was $900.
Yeah, the gamer girl video was way worse. The parents got their son a PS5 (which is like $500 - $1,000), but their daughter got a single Barbie doll (which costs like $30 at max).
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Making your assistant rob your house and get chased and glitter bombed for your christmas plans has to be some form of labor violation
Not in America
america fune man
As a former personal assistant, I’d like to inform you that this sort of work is effectively entirely unregulated.
Atleast their having fun
"The girls I like call me dev"
Great dialogue
@@kbottrill1 , "The Eric Estradas I like call me, 'That kid kicked sand in Cool Cat's face!'"
@@AuDHDarling Hi I’m Derek Savage, but the extreme furry role-players I live with call me “daddy”
"It's just a donut. How much could it cost, $100?" -Dhar Mann
He tried bartering a brand new ps5 for it but they talked him down to 100 bucks.
Imagine being Karen Heterochromia's assistant and she immediately asks you to steal shit from her own house.
@@liamdude5722 “There goes the all children’s money!” *laughs maniacally*
I want her real name to be Karen Heterochromia so much now.
@@untroubledwaters2137 it is wdym 😤
Don't be too hard on the dad, Adam, he just recovered from a fake 10 years coma.
Or, this whole thing was just a dream the dad had while in coma. About having a loving rich wife instead of that gaslighting manipulative excuse for a wife.
And then he became Big Boss
20:27 When he first walked into frame I forgot about the glitter bomb and thought he was the victim of horrific burns and his entire face was fucked up and scarred.
> guy hitting on woman in a creepy and unsolicited fashion
> girl rejects him and walks away
> Dhar literally just turns towards camera and says "so you see, while that scenario wasn't real, this game is!"
...what....is the marketing angle on this? Play this game so creepy randos will have an "in" to start talking to you? I...is that good? What?
I had the same thought what is this ad seriously is Dhar man an alien or robot whose first words where so you see
See's the girl play a kids game, tries to flirt with her. From that we were suppose to care about the add lol. Its like making a bank heist video where you tell people to eat their veggies at the end.
It's better than most ads that exist now, every RUclips ad should be directed by the lord thy god Dhar Mann
I think it's even dumber. He literally just means it wasn't real, it was a skit. He's breaking the 4th wall. Just very surface level.
@@turtlemusic1509 But....like....then why use _that_ as the set-up for the ad? They could have written ANY scenario if the only thing it has to check is "an event that is not real."
Kind of weird how the mom apparently came home in the middle of the day just to announce to the kids that they weren't getting presents this year then went back to work two minutes later
Also is no one going to mention how the dumb little girl said her bike could’ve been in the box, yet her brother said it was an iPhone, and she literally saw him running away with the fucking box
@@awsomedude23456 And why did the mom have the Amazon packages sent to her house instead of her assistant's if her entire plan hinges on surprising them with said packages? She couldn't have bought them prior to her promotion, because they wouldn't have been able to afford them.
@@blaisetelfer8499 I’m probably wrong or heard something incorrectly but didn’t she try to send them to the assistants house but they kept messing up. Also was she counting on no one catching him? What if they called the cops when she wasn’t around? And it seemed like the mom did all the shopping, did the dad not buy anything?
I love how the little girls in the last story keep bothering the old man for being depressed because his wife is hospitalized and grieving just like any other person would do.
Also, how the hell the wife from the 1st story thought it was a good idea to send out her "coworker" to steal her family's gifts from the front door and risk him being arrested or even dealt with personally by the family?
The little girls are jigsaw confirmed
They're emotionally tormenting him
@@ijustlikebees My interperetation is that they're only trying to cheer him up and that they're not even intending to do that but ok
@@monkshoodpsychosis that was a joke
@@monkshoodpsychosisSure, but they’re being unbelievably inconsiderate. They hear that his wife is dying in the hospital and infer that he doesn’t want to celebrate Christmas because of it, so they’re going around harassing him in Christmas-themed ways because THEY think that he should be celebrating Christmas? If you want to cheer someone up, think about their circumstances and why they’re upset in the first place before trying to do shit for them. You know what would’ve been good? If the kids tried to visit the wife with him, but noo. We can’t have that because the video needs to be themed around some kids getting a Scrooge character to celebrate Christmas by the end. These kids literally made a grown man cry by shoving reminders of his wife and her condition in his face over and over again. The only reason it worked out was because he found a card from his wife telling him to not be sad. But that’s okay because tHeY wErE tRyInG tO cHeEr HiM uP, right?
Alright Dhar Mann, if my kids want to hunt criminals going to their homes, I will let them do it. Independently of their gender. I've learned the lesson
The message doubly doesn’t work since I’m pretty sure the son is at least a teenager, and the girl is like 9, so yea even if she was a boy, u still wouldn’t let him go
So you see
i love how he didnt include subtitles on the ad for the product that fucking teaches people english
Oh my god! When the guy came out covered in the glitter bomb, I swear i thought he had been skinned alive for a second. Wtf
I’m just starting this video rn and this comment has me so intrigued. Like, it’s pretty self explanatory, but now I can’t wait to see that happen. Lmao
That wordfarm ad hits so different after seeing generation hope’s videos for it
We found a Dhar Mann video where Adam literally can't get past the first two seconds without having to re watch 5 times to try to understand a line delivery.
Dhar Mann: You see... you really shouldn't make fun of how someone talks.
I actually have a speech impediment, so you're discriminating against me if you can't understand me.
@@max-rdj9741 Thorry.
@@henryhammond7393 💀😂
Adam doesn't understand that if he wasn't such a bully, he'd have more friends, and having friends is cooOOOOOOOOOL!!
@@darwenlister1639 Adams are my friends! Identify yourself!
They don't have money for presents but they have enough money for a gps tracker and a remote controlled bluetooth speaker.
My mom tricked me into thinking we were poor when I was a kid too actually, she was just very irresponsible with money and spent it all on herself.
Ouch dude, mine did that too (and still does). Hope your doing better now.
So basically your mom was Peggy Bundy
@@eldenemerald7962 I don't know if I'm much better than her, I am also very financially irresponsible. Spent my unemployment money from being out of work from covid on a gaming PC which I actually get a lot of use out of, and a PS5 which I still only have like 4 games for.
@@bkebradley There's a difference between spending money on yourself, and spending money on yourself when you're responsible for a child. You were owed a happy childhood and your mom didn't give that to you. Don't feel bad for buying that PC/PS5. As long as it makes you happy, it doesn't matter. Hope your Xmas/New Year was good too! :))
this reminded in my Country they made a show abount money in a family and made a teenager take care of the money. She was crying so fucking much by the end of the show and her mother was really trying not to appear as a spending demon saying shit like "of course i don´t need 5 diferent types of make up" and we can guess that she probably would have bought all that make up if they were not on the show
So they have a porch camera that they're constantly watching for thieves, but for some reason a package is delivered while everyone is home and watching the porch camera and instead of bringing it inside they just continue to watch to see if someone steals it. Something is wrong with this family.
I legit thought the first section was going to be a proper Dhar video about harassing women or something. "I'm Dev, girls I like call me Dev" is a weird chat-up line, then when she ignores that line and just says her name (doesn't ever say the name Dev) he neggs her about her accent and the game she's playing. That's some suspicious behaviour for a stranger to talk to women like that, in my opinion.
Hope he turns up in another video and the woman he's harassing is actually rich, and he gets sued by her because, you see, you shouldn't harass rich people as they are able to afford a good lawyer.
No pls we don't need to see dhar mann butcher another serious topic
Well I sure learned my lesson. Only harass the poor. They deserve it for not making more money so I don't need to feel bad. It's not like they can help me gat a job or anything
@@donniejefferson9554 I'm imagining Dhar saying this with his permanently grinning face.
20 seconds into a Dhar Mann video:
- Confusing line delivery
- Sponsored content
He really doesn't give a shit.
You forgot multiple references to his brand in the videos and product placement of his app
I love how Adum was like, “is that Dhar Mann?” and then seconds later it’s actually Dhar Mann walking up to the camera.
That old man is honestly a great actor, or at least the best one Dhar Mann has ever hired.
it’s weird coming back to this video and seeing word farm adventure after the generation hope arc
The old man's actor is actually good. I liked him.
Subtitles make it easier to spot fibs. He's using super simple language anyway, so it doesn't hurt international accessibility too much.
Also the way Dhar Mann just turns around and has always been there is fever-dreamish.
20:25 HOLY SHIT! Why did They make the Glitter Red??? It looks like He’s been skinned!!
That old man had an Oscar worthy performance
I liked his performance too.
I feel robbed that we didn't get to see him with his wife at the end :(
He voiced Danzo from Naruto, and was in that one episode of tik tok hospital
That was really good and very well done, I teared up
Pretty sure this is the old man from the ITYSL Dan Flashes sketch
I like how the old man goes from Ebenezer Scrooge to the Six Flags guy in 3.6 seconds. I woulda stayed pissed that people wouldn't leave me the fuck alone while my wife is in the hospital. And the caroling would've made me actually homicidal. That shit is enough to ruin a good christmas, let alone a shitfest of an xmas like that.
"Dhar Mann is better than Warner Bros."
I expect Dhar Mann to write and direct a feature film for Warner Bros. (or any other studio) in the near future lol.
@@carter_lovejoy Dhar Mann directing a movie will be the most emotionally manipulative movie ever
Dhar Mann uploads his videos in 4K than Warner Bros and Sony
Dharner Bros
Dhar Mann has better production value than Batwoman. The CW is within Warner bros sphere of influence.
4:07 I like the classic chase scene where the person who's chasing the other person stops chasing them to shout "Hey, get back here!"
2:21 That ad transition was TOO smooth
175 dollar donut? No wonder they can't afford Christmas presents, goddamn
These check the Dhar boxes- Oculus, poor people, convoluted schemes involving parents personal assistants, etc
Even PsychoMantis, Tik Tok mom and non racist cop make appearances
We also got a bonus ad for a shitty mobile game
Whoa hold up. The most important is janitors. Did you see one?
"My name is, 'Prrrrrriiiiya' " *does stereotypical Indian head bob*
That’s how you know that girl does not have an accent in real life.
God, Dhar looks absolutely blazed in these videos. Are his eyes always like that?
Yeah he was a weed-trepreneur and if you noticed his tone always sounds like a weed dispensary worker who's explaining the strain to customers.
@@fromvault801 wait... Really?
He's on those mike n Ike pills that always show up in his videos that involve drugs
"I thought I told you we were going with Brian's plan, but you put your box out there anyway?"
"We need the money, dad!"
And once again the day is saved! By MATERIALISM!
Merry Christmas Dhar Mann fam!
Word Farm? This isn’t Gen Hope
Coming this winter, Dhar Mann saves Christmas!
6:16 Insert sitcom applause
*Kid delivers line pretending to be exhausted after running*
Adum: So I took that enunciation personally.
What was really happening was the mom was cheating on the husband, and using that apartment as her sex pad and also stealing from the family to try and ruin the husband's self-esteem and ability to provide for the kids, leading inevitably to a divorce which she wants to ensure her freedom from her husband and child-rearing responsibilities.
Yep and the gifts thing was a rouse to get tnem off the trail and to hide it from them
She also gave her daughter evil eyes with an evil smile, saying how she would have never guessed her trick to find the thief/assistant
Or the assistant could have been her pimp or a client of hers, which would explain how she was then making more money
Truly the greatest Christmas gift of all
Word Farm Adventure plagues me everywhere I go
I cant even be mad at that ads cause of how seamlessly (relative to his other content) it weaved into the video.
Of COURSE the whole angel is about misogyny, because Dhar Mann videos are set in this alternate universe where it's still the 1950s but with modern technology.
Dhar Mann without subtitles is WEEEEEIIIIRD. I think it makes it genuinely worse because I can barely understand what they're saying
fune sad
"You shouldn't join me in persuing the thief"
Oh, the brother is looking out fod her sister because she might get kidnapped
"YOUR A GORL"
:^)
Are these the luckiest actors ever? "Wanted: Broadly generic actors for lucrative and constant work. Good acting not required."
I love watching adum watch dhar
Every single Dhar Mann character shambles around with the charisma of a reanimated corpse but this old guy is acting for his damn life. He actually has a modicum of acting ability, it's just he's acting like he's performing a pantomime.
WORD FARM?!?! Like the same app that sponsored Generation Hope? c o n s p i r a c y 🤣
You know, it wasn't good but that last video was a lot more fun to watch than Dhar's usual stuff. Maybe it was because he wasn't using racism or sexism for views for once?
So here's my Dhar Mann video idea. Man Commits Several Murders: What happens next is shocking. In the episode, a man brutally murders multiple people and is arrested. After a long trial, he is sentenced to death by electric chair. The video is clever because the electric chair makes the word "shocking" in the title a pun. Dhar Mann would get many views
I'm glad Adam mentioned that white line cause I've seen that and a green one pop up on a lot of RUclips videos. Thought my tv was fucking up. Notice it a lot with RLM videos
Ohhhhhhh... the guy's name is Dev. Like a game DEV. For a game about *words.* Dhar Mann, ya dun did it again.
Genius! 😂
Do you think dahr found an abandoned mall and bought it, or that he just had a recreation done in a big studio area? theres only like 4-6 actual store areas, theres a weird grass area, and light from outside, but theres no ad posters, or maps, or vending machines. just a bench
YMS reacting to Durr Mann gives me so much joy.
I think my biggest gripe about the first video is how heterochromia LIED to her husband and children multiple times in an elaborate ruse to get them gifts. Remember kids, it's fine to be dishonest with your family as long as there is a grand display of generosity at the end of the road.
I think she lied to cover her affair with her assistant. Why was she 'wrapping gifts' in his apartment when she meant to send them to her office...
Kids roll up on the store and open with "where's your WIFE? She should BAKE for us"
As someone who can't even get packages sent directly to me because the thievery is so insanely rampant in my building. (For real, I've had things be at the door and be stolen in like 5 minutes...) I WISH one of them would come clean that they were paid to do so to stop me opening Christmas presents.
Edit: American malls do sometimes have cars in them as ads. They want you to buy one or you can win them in a lottery or something.
That "Santa left me on read" comment made me giggle more than I have this week. Good work Salamancer
Your assistant sent presents to the wrong place multiple times?
i don´t know if i am that much emotionally unstable rn,but i watched this shit on 2x and cryed the shit out on the last story. And still laughed at Adum stories. Without slowing down.
“Wrapping packages at my assistants house” still sounds a lot like cheating
He wrapped his package and shoved it inside her stocking.
Last one wasn’t great by any means, but at least I’d consider it certified kino.
I love the lack of continuity in these videos except for in some places. Like I feel like I’m meant to assume that that same girl is psychomantis, but that convenience store in the fake outdoor mall seems to have been owned by like seventeen different people and operated by 50 different employees, yet it’s the same exact set and seems to sell the same exact products.
Alternatively
She could have said the packages were for work and they were delivered to the house by mistake. Could have said to not touch them and have her assistant come by to pick them up
"Hey stuff came in for your mom's job and I'm here to pick them up I'm her assistant, so-and-so.
Why are they here? I forgot to change out the address at checkout and realized this upon seeing the shipping email."
Like there is no need to do this package snatching thing. Just say they were for work 😐
Also leave that old guy alone
They're just harassing him with Christmas shit even though they KNOW WHY he "hates" Christmas, they proceed to bother him lmao
7:03 This music sounds like someone fed “Pokémon town music, Nintendo Switch, 2020” into an AI and this was the result.
Also Harpo is the name of Oprah’s Production studio lol
How is it that Adum spent over an hour on the third Sniperwolf which was ten minutes long, and spent only 20 on an 18 minute one?
I appreciate that after finding out money is to tight this year their parents can't afford Christmas presents, and the father is more concerned with the girl trying to catch a thief because she's a girl and *not* remotely concerned with her plan to risk their expensive electronics when they already have a porch camera.
Lmao when Adam did the jigsaw voice. Gave me a belly laugh.
That green goblin reference was the funniest fucking thing lmao
Really at the end, she didn't wake up. He actually had a stroke from all the drugs.
Manifesting more top tier Dhar Mann videos for 2022. 🙏
13:06 That's all he knows he's so rich he's never known buying a donut for anything less than $100.
Considering people who have made decoy traps have resulted in those boxes getting SHOT, you should never confront a thief like that. Especially at their home.
27:55 presenting us with full range from extremely overacted reaction from the white girl to extremely underacted from the black girl
If you're trying to make the point that Mr. Jacobs's store is usually such a happy, warm place and is now dour and uninviting, maybe use a set that can convey either of those things instead of one that looks like where I get my phone fixed at the mall. How did Dhar Mann not think that was important but give high schoolers a five-star restaurant as a hangout in the video about the gay kid running for president?
Best goblin n may impression I have ever seen and heard 😂😂😂😂
Dude his smile is freaking me out. Has he always smiled like that? I don't remember it being so creepy
If the dad is at home all day because he doesn't have a job, why are they just leaving packages outside? He could easily just answer the door when the postie arrives then bring the package inside.
Also, why are the kids not just getting the packages inside? They know they are sitting there, all you have to do is open the front door.
He's dealing with a lot right now. I recently found out that he has to work past his retirement age, and people are harassing him with overborne a capella performances and staring while he cleans his shop, which is supposed to be his moment of Zen after a hectic business day. We should find some other way to rub our free time in his face.
The message is so fucking muddled like despite the girl having a better plan if the mom stuck around to hear it then it wouldn’t have worked meaning it’s entirely possible the brother’s plan could have worked cause the assistant wouldn’t realistically expect to have to bring a knife if he’s just grabbing packages and running. So what have we learned from this . . . Everybody’s a fucking idiot except Dhar Mann’s cause he’s a genius it’s his world and we’re just living in it
I'm not defending Dhar Mann but Adam laughing at those scenes where the actors were genuinely trying upset me.
Wait, the assistant had to know when the packages were arriving, so why did they steal the fake package unless the assistant was just sitting outside their house the entire day?
This old man has the most stereotypical old man voice ive ever heard
3:08 - I love when mobile game ads try to entice you to play their game by offering a certain amount of their in game currency.
14:03 I'm very disappointed Adam doesn't acknowledge this beautiful freeze frame
Can we talk about how in the package thief one, the girl was watching the porch on her I pad and was qble to go to her brother and show the theft while it was happening. Why wouldn't they have just brought the package in instead of staring at it? These people deserve to get their package stolen if they're just leaving it on the porch while everyone is home
I wanna start re-editing Dhar Mann Videos into psychedelic, surreal Nightmares- vaguely like a Cecelia Condit Film. 23:15 this whole Scene is genuinely so off-putting.
Its you whose out santa, out of your mind!
Idk why the thing that made me laugh the hardest was that lemonade warrior changed his name again
Wait but then why did the assistant steal the fake package, he literally has NO REASON. The mom already has all the gifts she ordered, plus she couldn't have even known about the package.
The little girl in the first one is actually a good actress
2:24 Can't be a Dhar Mann video without a blatant Word Farm promotional plug
46:20 i love the reaction of adum
I love how the dad lost his job but they're still buying enough packages for this thief to have a regular porch to rob
Edit: actually never mind, commented too early
Oh my god, they should totally make a Christmas Saw. 39:00
15:04 Yeah thank god that the apartment he's in is right in front of you and this apartment complex doesn't have multiple floors
I love how he's always doing these pro LGBT videos then he has the Salvation Army in that second video a openly anti LGBT organisation
Dhar Mann’s a centrist
i let the girls i like call me dev
For the people in the chat saying "she only got a bike?? $1000 phone/$100 bike" I would strongly suggest you look up how much a good bike costs. $600-$800 easy. The two gifts are pretty even, esp if she also got the girl a helmet, mirrors, etc etc...EDIT: I'm not trying to rag on you at all, I just know because I bought myself a mountain bike for xmas. It was $900.
Yeah, the gamer girl video was way worse. The parents got their son a PS5 (which is like $500 - $1,000), but their daughter got a single Barbie doll (which costs like $30 at max).
The bike in this video is a Huffy worth $300 though, you can look up the price based on the model number on the packaging.
@@bradleylovelace889 oh really?? LOL what a cheap piece of shit lol