Guy takes a bite out of a cattail plant saying it’s a hotdog.

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Комментарии • 22 тыс.

  • @dannyboi5887
    @dannyboi5887 2 года назад +3934

    "World's natural cotton candy"
    *eats spider webs*

    • @jadewu111
      @jadewu111 2 года назад +60

      More like cotton because cotton is natural

    • @moth8215
      @moth8215 2 года назад +13

      @@jadewu111 it’s a joke

    • @spottier
      @spottier 2 года назад +70

      @@moth8215 he has a point tho

    • @Radnick0024
      @Radnick0024 2 года назад +9

      Haha... don’t you mean cobwebs though?

    • @jadewu111
      @jadewu111 2 года назад +6

      @@moth8215 I was joking lol

  • @anamoussa9982
    @anamoussa9982 2 года назад +17465

    "worlds natural hard boiled candy"
    *eats pebbles*

    • @elliwilliamz
      @elliwilliamz 2 года назад +38

      😂nice one

    • @cyan.-
      @cyan.- 2 года назад +86

      There are candies shaped like little pebbles my grandma had them lmao

    • @anamoussa9982
      @anamoussa9982 2 года назад +22

      @@cyan.- yeah my grandma used to give them to us sometimes

    • @jayambry6150
      @jayambry6150 2 года назад +46

      What the hell is hard boiled candy

    • @anamoussa9982
      @anamoussa9982 2 года назад +6

      @@jayambry6150 search it up
      its kind of like lollipops

  • @noosemanenthusiast991
    @noosemanenthusiast991 2 года назад +1834

    The way it just kind of flowed out of his mouth was satisfying.

    • @totallyunderrated799
      @totallyunderrated799 2 года назад +4

      you gained a 60th like
      good job

    • @haachama-chama7179
      @haachama-chama7179 2 года назад +21

      It's like he vaped

    • @alanwashstuff216
      @alanwashstuff216 2 года назад +35

      No, it wasn't. It seems like he didn't have enough CO2 to exhale and get rid of the cotton inside, so he had to inhale again (maybe from the nose) and that's why he was coughing at the end of the video, painful as fuck

    • @vs71597
      @vs71597 2 года назад +16

      @@alanwashstuff216 cotton????? It’s not cotton lmao. It’s pollen.

    • @alanwashstuff216
      @alanwashstuff216 2 года назад +18

      @@vs71597 That's even worse. Disgusting

  • @zachhagan6239
    @zachhagan6239 2 года назад +1702

    “The world’s natural licorice gummies”
    *proceeds to eat leeches*

    • @Trash-lh1eh
      @Trash-lh1eh 2 года назад +51

      Like gushers, but rich in iron!

    • @ghost904
      @ghost904 2 года назад +8

      LMAO

    • @silversunset
      @silversunset 2 года назад +12

      I- 🤢

    • @2012petvet
      @2012petvet 2 года назад +17

      YEAH, BITE EM BACK

    • @1fishmob
      @1fishmob 2 года назад +1

      Licorice? Why not gummy worms?

  • @lolobopp362
    @lolobopp362 2 года назад +8273

    “Ah, Nature’s Lemon Italian ice”
    *shovels handfuls of yellow snow*

  • @squirrelnotebook596
    @squirrelnotebook596 2 года назад +172

    "worlds natural cotton candy"
    *proceeds to eat sheep*

    • @iamjoe3000
      @iamjoe3000 2 года назад +1

      i like this one better than the insulation one

  • @defectiveemeralds9093
    @defectiveemeralds9093 2 года назад +670

    " The world's most natural piñata"
    *Proceeds to hit the bee hive*

    • @Fredric_Cedrich
      @Fredric_Cedrich 2 года назад +8

      Macaulay Culkin can relate

    • @cowafungus8104
      @cowafungus8104 2 года назад +6

      Crazy, i JUST got done watching the episode of Clarence where he has the bees in the piñata literally less than 5 minutes before reading this. What am I supposed to think about this? I mean, really, what are the chances? My mind is blown. It doesn't seem super significant, & I'll probably just go on about my life now, but just know, there must be some connection between you & me, somehow.

    • @theoddeye1413
      @theoddeye1413 2 года назад +3

      Bees: “I’m about to end this mans whole -career- life”

    • @mylabaron6977
      @mylabaron6977 2 года назад +1

      🤣🤣

    • @Jake.The.Snake.
      @Jake.The.Snake. 2 года назад

      That's pretty clever 😂

  • @minilamma4879
    @minilamma4879 3 года назад +9345

    Fun fact: “the world’s most natural hotdogs” are full of bacteria and tiny insects, so he basically just had a full bite of p r o t e i n

  • @kay-dc8495
    @kay-dc8495 3 года назад +7949

    Next up: "Guy eats a grenade and says its popping candy"

    • @Torpxr
      @Torpxr 3 года назад +206

      guy bites grenade thinking its an avocado

    • @02.aryajayakusuma15
      @02.aryajayakusuma15 3 года назад +72

      Guy eats a grenade thingking it's an caviar because it pop on your mouth

    • @quietdreams777
      @quietdreams777 3 года назад +67

      Guy eats a full mag of 9mm rounds and says it's pop rocks

    • @isaiahwalking
      @isaiahwalking 3 года назад +2

      Only on hoodsite!

    • @JesusChrist-jh3gd
      @JesusChrist-jh3gd 3 года назад +2

      ruclips.net/video/avFP67EIYvo/видео.html

  • @-poisonboba-9504
    @-poisonboba-9504 2 года назад +389

    “The worlds most natural chips”
    Eats wood scraps

  • @Fredric_Cedrich
    @Fredric_Cedrich 2 года назад +313

    “The worlds most natural haircut”
    *over exposes self to radiation*

  • @kayslack917
    @kayslack917 3 года назад +22785

    "The world's natural spaghetti"
    **casually slurps down worms**

  • @highluxpotato810
    @highluxpotato810 3 года назад +10826

    “The world’s natural hot sauce”
    **casually drinks lava**

  • @parakeetbudgie
    @parakeetbudgie 2 года назад +1100

    “This is the worlds most natural Coco Puffs..”
    *Proceeds to eat Rabbit poop*

    • @kingdedede7
      @kingdedede7 2 года назад +14

      That's what they are but coated in chocolate.

    • @ojs7883
      @ojs7883 2 года назад +1

      u mean horse

    • @vannah_banana1822
      @vannah_banana1822 2 года назад +9

      REESE'S PUFFS REESE'S PUFFS EAT THEM UP EAT THEM UP EAT THEM UP EAT THEM UP

    • @Artruvius
      @Artruvius 2 года назад +4

      Dont forget Cocoa Puffs

    • @Neenawrrrrr
      @Neenawrrrrr 2 года назад

      Aren't they same thing?? Rabbit poop taste the same, so I don't have to buy one anymore.

  • @Fredric_Cedrich
    @Fredric_Cedrich 2 года назад +123

    “This here is the worlds most natural liquorice”
    *chews on a slug*

    • @pyrobeast_jack
      @pyrobeast_jack 2 года назад +2

      EWWW JBAJGLHK

    • @justinmiller129
      @justinmiller129 2 года назад

      It reminds me of the *_cougar in this video_* ruclips.net/video/U2rNnzVotS0/видео.html&.bgaxa

  • @juanvega1864
    @juanvega1864 2 года назад +5343

    “The world’s Natural Jaw Breakers”
    *Starts eating Rocks*

    • @Raines-dragons
      @Raines-dragons 2 года назад +17

      He is eating pebbles

    • @renna495
      @renna495 2 года назад +25

      you can't hide from me diego brando

    • @Unchargedsongs
      @Unchargedsongs 2 года назад +16

      Now that can break your jaw

    • @SomeOSCMember
      @SomeOSCMember 2 года назад +7

      They do indeed break jaws

    • @randomkaren8198
      @randomkaren8198 2 года назад +1

      Why is this comment only at 490 likes?

  • @erics.czernecki7333
    @erics.czernecki7333 2 года назад +7132

    "This is the world's most natural pudding."
    *eats toxic waste*

    • @greenboi6640
      @greenboi6640 2 года назад +145

      That's not natural though.
      But I get your joke regardless.

    • @GratefulKing9
      @GratefulKing9 2 года назад +55

      @@greenboi6640 hopefully no one r/woooshes you😂😂

    • @zyntealuv4465
      @zyntealuv4465 2 года назад +36

      @@greenboi6640 r/wooosh

    • @pashauzan
      @pashauzan 2 года назад +48

      @@GratefulKing9 welp

    • @user-el1dt8or9l
      @user-el1dt8or9l 2 года назад +83

      @@zyntealuv4465 guys this is a big chungus wholesome keanu reeves 42069 doggo moment

  • @uh6805
    @uh6805 2 года назад +253

    “The worlds most natural broccoli”
    *Eats tree*

    • @cheesy_cheeto36
      @cheesy_cheeto36 2 года назад +15

      I mean broccoli 🥦 is tiny trees 🌳

    • @nocount7517
      @nocount7517 2 года назад +4

      @@cheesy_cheeto36 It's actually one of seven subspecies derived from the same plant.

    • @matzeknodel11
      @matzeknodel11 2 года назад +3

      No weed is.

    • @femboyChristmas
      @femboyChristmas 2 года назад +9

      But wait Broccoli is the worlds most natural broccoli

    • @JonasRodgers
      @JonasRodgers 2 года назад +3

      @@femboyChristmas 🤔

  • @lunaticcultist3929
    @lunaticcultist3929 2 года назад +564

    “This is the world’s natural cake mix!”
    *proceeds to eat fertilizer*

  • @quaxky326
    @quaxky326 3 года назад +13021

    Everyone gangsta until you eat the world’s natural hot dogs

  • @_Ranny
    @_Ranny 3 года назад +15800

    It’s all fun and games until he finds “all natural lemonade”

  • @mrfookayu
    @mrfookayu 2 года назад +258

    "This is the world's most natural Doritos"
    *Proceeds to eat the Bermuda triangle*

  • @sanathhegde6642
    @sanathhegde6642 3 года назад +3891

    Next up: Guy sits on cactus saying it’s nature’s acupuncture

  • @iregretnothing2045
    @iregretnothing2045 3 года назад +8028

    The way he says: "World's natural hotdogs" 😂

    • @cyborgLIS
      @cyborgLIS 3 года назад +117

      "Even when they gotten, world's natural hotdogs."

    • @iregretnothing2045
      @iregretnothing2045 3 года назад +22

      @@cyborgLIS I couldn't have said it any better lol

    • @JesusChrist-jh3gd
      @JesusChrist-jh3gd 3 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/avFP67EIYvo/видео.html

    • @xx_lunchmeat_xx752
      @xx_lunchmeat_xx752 3 года назад +9

      wuurdlz naatural hawt dawgz

    • @CherryStudios2
      @CherryStudios2 3 года назад +2

      @@JesusChrist-jh3gd Thanks, I needed that

  • @Jesus-wu3qv
    @Jesus-wu3qv 2 года назад +333

    "The worlds natural hamburger"
    *Proceeds to eat the vegan teacher*

  • @spicylemon7475
    @spicylemon7475 3 года назад +69675

    *Vegan Hotdog*

    • @lunahetfield
      @lunahetfield 3 года назад +1642

      Just take it out from the lakes, cook it as normal, put it in a nice toasted bun add toppings and u get a disgusting vegan hotdog!

    • @australium7374
      @australium7374 3 года назад +865

      @@lunahetfield I bet a vegan did that and filmed it and was like “let’s eat” and then proceeded to explode with vomit

    • @Druggy-Doggo
      @Druggy-Doggo 3 года назад +509

      100 natural ways to die

    • @Luka-tn2ow
      @Luka-tn2ow 3 года назад +476

      ThatVeganTeacher should try it >:)

    • @user-un8et6hr4h
      @user-un8et6hr4h 3 года назад +186

      @@Luka-tn2ow genius

  • @featheryfemme
    @featheryfemme 3 года назад +10659

    Two types of people.
    The casual “wild glizzies.”
    And the sophisticated “world’s natural hotdogs.”

    • @leeminhoe8037
      @leeminhoe8037 3 года назад +16

      ruclips.net/video/sMG1nlQi5bg/видео.html

    • @swallowme535
      @swallowme535 3 года назад +29

      **gleezee**

    • @bababoeyboux7522
      @bababoeyboux7522 3 года назад +5

      you know this has 1k likes and top comment but only 2 replys idk seems kinda sus but if you did LOIKE IMAGINE BOTTING MOST USELESS THING ON YOUTJUBE LIKE ARE YOU KIDDING PLEASE STOP JUST PLEASE STOP BOTTING UR RUINGING THE RUclips COMMENTS SECTIONS NAHHHH

    • @featheryfemme
      @featheryfemme 3 года назад +21

      @@bababoeyboux7522 what

    • @wilsonn1980
      @wilsonn1980 3 года назад +16

      @@bababoeyboux7522 what

  • @reguluspotter.
    @reguluspotter. 2 года назад +16

    “This is the worlds natural chocolate bar”
    Proceeds to eat tree bark

  • @cherryheartssz
    @cherryheartssz 2 года назад +34

    "The world's most natural Coca Cola"
    *Proceeds to drink muddy water*

  • @RetroS01
    @RetroS01 3 года назад +2010

    “Worlds most natural grass fed meat!”
    *Bites Vegan*

    • @vin9916
      @vin9916 2 года назад +133

      I laughed at this so hard that my poop came out

    • @user-kh8uw8mx2g
      @user-kh8uw8mx2g 2 года назад +243

      @@vin9916 worlds most natural chocolate

    • @takamikeigo7985
      @takamikeigo7985 2 года назад +51

      @@vin9916 Well, atleast you got something to snack on

    • @catmat9449
      @catmat9449 2 года назад +14

      Out of all humans, the healthy vegans must taste the best.

    • @zozodioz
      @zozodioz 2 года назад

      😂

  • @Lilithia01
    @Lilithia01 3 года назад +3116

    *RULES OF NATURE* : Don't eat anything that looks like a hot dog or chocolate.

    • @Syst3mF4g
      @Syst3mF4g 3 года назад +22

      Why chocolate

    • @OperaLKP
      @OperaLKP 3 года назад +85

      @@Syst3mF4g ...

    • @Syst3mF4g
      @Syst3mF4g 3 года назад +30

      @@OperaLKP ohhhhhhhhhhh

    • @Dann69420
      @Dann69420 3 года назад +41

      Dafuq with the replies? Killing the joke.

    • @fictionaljay
      @fictionaljay 3 года назад +8

      Or a cookie some spider eggs look like cookies

  • @Jessebonnie
    @Jessebonnie 2 года назад +20

    "The world's most natural French-Fry!"
    *Proceeds to eat stick*

  • @Bailey_Dreamfoot
    @Bailey_Dreamfoot 2 года назад +80

    “The worlds most natural cupcake”
    *Proceeds to eat toxic mushrooms*

  • @2002kid
    @2002kid 3 года назад +36661

    Imagine when he finds some "Natural chocolate" in the ground

  • @dogecoin9240
    @dogecoin9240 3 года назад +5014

    He just needs to wash that down with some natural Koolaid. You can find some in the river right past the chemical factory.

    • @morlosloan7488
      @morlosloan7488 3 года назад +58

      LMFAOOOO

    • @_--7830
      @_--7830 3 года назад +93

      @@northsideqafari5254 Soon you'll have problems.
      Seriously. Nobody watch the video. Self promo, you'll be only helping that capitalist bastard.

    • @noiro_juju
      @noiro_juju 3 года назад +16

      Why did I think of Sonic when you said Chemical plant

    • @_CYNNY
      @_CYNNY 3 года назад +9

      Stop, just stop 😂😂😂

    • @superspider7195
      @superspider7195 3 года назад +4

      U really like science

  • @innistrad1154
    @innistrad1154 2 года назад +47

    "This is the world's natural jalapeño!"
    *proceeds to eat an alive wasp*

  • @gamingwithevan8545
    @gamingwithevan8545 3 года назад +3263

    I like how the captions wait until he starts gagging to finish saying “hot dogs”

    • @SpiffoGaming
      @SpiffoGaming 3 года назад +25

      Another caption triumph

    • @MaxThrills
      @MaxThrills 3 года назад +61

      Who else turned on captions to see this

    • @noahthompson5010
      @noahthompson5010 3 года назад +8

      @@MaxThrills me hahaha

    • @CharbelY
      @CharbelY 3 года назад +8

      @@MaxThrills captions were already on for me

    • @chickpea
      @chickpea 3 года назад +25

      hot **gag** dogs

  • @Duck-xj5ge
    @Duck-xj5ge 3 года назад +18378

    “He’s a little confused, but he’s got the spirit” edit: hello it’s been like 7 months

  • @epixezy7998
    @epixezy7998 2 года назад +10

    “The worlds natural pop rocks”
    **Casually chews on rocks**

  • @swiftee_tundra
    @swiftee_tundra 2 года назад +15

    “They even got the worlds most natural crane berry juice”
    **Proceeds to drink blood**

    • @KleptoCON9820
      @KleptoCON9820 2 года назад +1

      wouldn't natural cranberry juice be- you know what nevermind.

    • @justinmiller129
      @justinmiller129 2 года назад +1

      It reminds me of the *_cougar in this video_* ruclips.net/video/U2rNnzVotS0/видео.html&.uvcoa

    • @iamjoe3000
      @iamjoe3000 2 года назад +1

      myes natural crane berry juice

  • @EastofAll
    @EastofAll 2 года назад +2157

    “World’s natural soup”
    *takes a sip of lava*

    • @mrfluffins..thealt
      @mrfluffins..thealt 2 года назад +42

      No no no
      Casually sips lake water and pig diarrhea*

    • @Xarles47
      @Xarles47 2 года назад +39

      The ocean is a soup

    • @Car.alarm.
      @Car.alarm. 2 года назад +12

      @@Xarles47 I fully agree

    • @user-cq7yy3bg1r
      @user-cq7yy3bg1r 2 года назад +4

      @@mrfluffins..thealt 🤔 Wait, should eat that?

    • @dusk7024
      @dusk7024 2 года назад +6

      @@Xarles47 But the soup should burn

  • @sophies.4842
    @sophies.4842 2 года назад +3200

    “The world’s natural lemonade”
    Proceeds to drink pee

    • @Raines-dragons
      @Raines-dragons 2 года назад +34

      Yes and eww

    • @Stealth6921
      @Stealth6921 2 года назад +10

      Lmao

    • @Belle552
      @Belle552 2 года назад +8

      👏

    • @redcoatbois1739
      @redcoatbois1739 2 года назад +18

      My name is Bear Grylls and I'm about to drink natures lemonade
      * proceeds to drink pee *

    • @crsece5463
      @crsece5463 2 года назад +4

      Reminds me of a certain episode from a show called "man,woman,and wild"

  • @jtstill423still8
    @jtstill423still8 2 года назад +2

    “The world’s most natural celery sticks.”
    **Eats the tall blade of grass.**

    • @derth9230
      @derth9230 2 года назад

      @MeecheClapz r/woosh

  • @dkrlive5730
    @dkrlive5730 2 года назад +7

    "The worlds most natural salad"
    *proceeds to eat lawn clippings*

  • @AeroRain
    @AeroRain 3 года назад +4878

    Imagine evolving over a course of millions of years for a human to eat you on camera because your mechanism of seed dispersion just so happens to look like one forbidden snacc

    • @silverrain99205
      @silverrain99205 3 года назад +105

      Underrated comment of the year award goes to you.

    • @SkyPearlzG
      @SkyPearlzG 3 года назад +11

      oh

    • @debarjandatta2170
      @debarjandatta2170 3 года назад +13

      Underrated comment more lukes required

    • @tundrazzr3659
      @tundrazzr3659 3 года назад +98

      Well he didn't eat it, he spit it out and dispersed the seeds everywhere. Mission acomplished.

    • @Alex-ji9sz
      @Alex-ji9sz 3 года назад +26

      @@tundrazzr3659 Might still be some seeds stuck in there

  • @EvanG529
    @EvanG529 3 года назад +3288

    Those things work like grenades, you just twist it and throw it, it explodes into fluff on impact.

  • @digital5535
    @digital5535 2 года назад +5

    He knows exactly what hes doing yet you can still see the regret on his face afterwards

  • @mr.clarentine9067
    @mr.clarentine9067 2 года назад +3

    I actually couldn't stop watching. This guy's voice was absolutely hilarious. You are a hero sir.

  • @Paulkuriansunny
    @Paulkuriansunny 3 года назад +10809

    "Hey"
    "Look at us"
    "Who would have thought"
    "Not me"

    • @sebaignatenko
      @sebaignatenko 3 года назад +15

      Is that from Unus Annus?

    • @Nexakrull
      @Nexakrull 3 года назад +63

      @@sebaignatenko Paul Rudd on Hot Ones

    • @sebaignatenko
      @sebaignatenko 3 года назад +6

      @@Nexakrull never heard of that, have you from Unus Annus?

    • @nightmares8213
      @nightmares8213 3 года назад +25

      @@sebaignatenko hah, Anus

    • @seejaybee160
      @seejaybee160 3 года назад +2

      @@nightmares8213 😤

  • @praisethesun1172
    @praisethesun1172 3 года назад +4702

    Should've put mustard on it smh

    • @nachovennedictus6492
      @nachovennedictus6492 3 года назад +42

      Should've leveled resistance

    • @catpower8822
      @catpower8822 3 года назад +35

      Should've microwaved it imo

    • @asura8495
      @asura8495 3 года назад +61

      are you dumb?
      written by the ketchup gang!

    • @marionarro3030
      @marionarro3030 3 года назад +20

      @@asura8495 imagine being made by a tomato but not even tasting like one
      made by mustard gang

    • @BeelzebubFailure
      @BeelzebubFailure 3 года назад +6

      @@marionarro3030 imagine

  • @SubjectPea1
    @SubjectPea1 2 года назад +3

    "the world's natural salad"
    *proceeds to eat leafs*

  • @chloebryson6707
    @chloebryson6707 2 года назад +4

    "The worlds most natural Chicken wing"
    *Calmly grabs a chicken and bites wing*

  • @headbanger1428
    @headbanger1428 3 года назад +2275

    Seriously *never* bring one of those home as those things will be *everywhere*. Two years later, I’m still finding that crap.

    • @thebarnyard5633
      @thebarnyard5633 3 года назад +82

      You can spray them with lacquer or something similar and it will last years. As long at no one bites it.

    • @kimchildress9078
      @kimchildress9078 3 года назад +8

      Oof

    • @salvyballacc
      @salvyballacc 3 года назад +79

      Thank you now I know how to get back at my ex So Now she will always remember me.
      You told me you loved me you baaaatch!

    • @wizdum4957
      @wizdum4957 3 года назад +21

      @@salvyballacc o.o

    • @desbugfan8429
      @desbugfan8429 3 года назад +4

      Hold up. How did you put 2 asterisks without it being bolded?

  • @xandilo_bones4800
    @xandilo_bones4800 2 года назад +3807

    “The world’s natural poprocks candy”
    *eats honeypot ant*

    • @inkdylling3579
      @inkdylling3579 2 года назад +54

      i mean, some ppl ate them before, wouldn't blam them cuz the ants look so popable

    • @xandilo_bones4800
      @xandilo_bones4800 2 года назад +27

      @@inkdylling3579 I’m aware you can eat them, that’s part of the joke🧍

    • @inkdylling3579
      @inkdylling3579 2 года назад +6

      @@xandilo_bones4800 Ik

    • @alexk9642
      @alexk9642 2 года назад +4

      🧍 i can't stand you anymore
      🪑 so i will sit B)

    • @Scott...
      @Scott... 2 года назад +4

      Fruit gushers

  • @imightbegood1125
    @imightbegood1125 3 года назад +3459

    Nobody:
    School lunch

    • @intannurain6694
      @intannurain6694 3 года назад +18

      Yummy.

    • @funnybrit9780
      @funnybrit9780 3 года назад +21

      This comment is really underappreciated

    • @xcharliedntsurf6887
      @xcharliedntsurf6887 3 года назад +25

      Honestly, my School's food was great. My favs were pancake on a stick, hot dogs(I chose the one that looked the most brown since I found brown hot dogs tastier than most ones). Wild mike's pizza, rectangular pizza and steak and gravy
      Edit: Guess I'm popular for saying my school's lunch was great

    • @Kamikazee3
      @Kamikazee3 3 года назад +7

      I'M SCREAMING

    • @suriish3re
      @suriish3re 3 года назад +13

      @@xcharliedntsurf6887 WHAT SCHOOL DO U GO TO, WHERE DO I SIGN UP

  • @creatorofhell6352
    @creatorofhell6352 3 года назад +4904

    "Natural milk"
    "Natural chocolate"
    "Natural ice lemon tea"
    Humans can make these

  • @DavidRodriguez-ef3zj
    @DavidRodriguez-ef3zj 2 года назад +3

    "The worlds natural lemonade"
    proceeds to drink urine

  • @davbing8195
    @davbing8195 2 года назад +13

    I sure do love how people biting into cattails think its just a single layer. Nope sorry its hundreds 💯of fluffy seeds packed together... love it!!!!

    • @OhSoTiredMan
      @OhSoTiredMan 2 года назад +1

      Explains the overflow of white stuff coming out of his mouth.

  • @Name-co5qi
    @Name-co5qi 3 года назад +4370

    "world's natural rock candy"
    *bites a pebble*

    • @chuck5746
      @chuck5746 3 года назад +10

      xd

    • @FilipinoFurry
      @FilipinoFurry 3 года назад +54

      Natural jawbreakers

    • @MARIOPOWERUP
      @MARIOPOWERUP 3 года назад +10

      Worlds natural rock candy

    • @Name-co5qi
      @Name-co5qi 3 года назад +5

      @@MARIOPOWERUP ooh i should change it to that

    • @Name-co5qi
      @Name-co5qi 3 года назад +2

      @@MARIOPOWERUP thanks for the idea lol

  • @YkGhostProd
    @YkGhostProd 3 года назад +23254

    balls.

    • @raVenSL909
      @raVenSL909 3 года назад +409

      Wooooooooooooaaahhhhh

    • @atlasf.9461
      @atlasf.9461 3 года назад +125

      Ayooo

    • @ilikestuff3706
      @ilikestuff3706 3 года назад +170

      This is the only comment to make me laugh out loud ever.

    • @cringk9672
      @cringk9672 3 года назад +39

      EEEEEEAAAAASY GIRL

    • @RagingInsomniac
      @RagingInsomniac 3 года назад +58

      glizzy is so overused its not even funny anymore. actually it never was funny.

  • @mg3888
    @mg3888 2 года назад +6

    "This is the world's natural frosting"
    Proceeds to eat white sticky substance

  • @sarahkrinopol8528
    @sarahkrinopol8528 2 года назад +12

    “The worlds longest and best French fry”
    *proceeds to eat stick bug that’s painted yellow*

  • @toddhindenlang8070
    @toddhindenlang8070 3 года назад +3534

    This guy sounds and acts like an American and it is just so perfect.

    • @gladiusnite5957
      @gladiusnite5957 3 года назад +3

      ruclips.net/video/9U3lQGE1hZo/видео.html

    • @LTblazon
      @LTblazon 3 года назад +15

      @@gladiusnite5957 what

    • @ZoeeDutsxh
      @ZoeeDutsxh 3 года назад +27

      He is. It’s my cousin. Here’s proof ruclips.net/video/DSI_Uu6SISs/видео.html

    • @m1a2abrams66
      @m1a2abrams66 3 года назад +51

      Literally 10% of Americans talk like that

    • @darkonusgaming
      @darkonusgaming 3 года назад +18

      As an american i can confirm that at least half of us are like this

  • @c-pickkkk6717
    @c-pickkkk6717 3 года назад +8654

    When the vegan teacher eats world’s natural hot dog

  • @nadiral-najidi8455
    @nadiral-najidi8455 2 года назад +3

    No one wants to talk about the fact that thing he took a small bite out of turn into so much more he literally spit out a yard of “hotdog”..

    • @otaku_mclovin4209
      @otaku_mclovin4209 2 года назад

      Its really compacted at first so it helps with the illusion that he spit out more. Which also kind of blows my mind because he must've has the driest mouth to be able to spit it out as fluff. Those things are like cotton tubes.

  • @jacobryburn7861
    @jacobryburn7861 3 года назад +2856

    The way he says “world’s natural hot dogs” sounds like he knows what’s coming

    • @ShiloBuff
      @ShiloBuff 3 года назад +38

      Ya. My guess is he was trying to be crazy. Wonder if he regrets it.

    • @Kavan-xj2xo
      @Kavan-xj2xo 3 года назад +3

      I got 500th like.

    • @theworstmaid
      @theworstmaid 3 года назад +21

      @@ShiloBuff "wonder if he regrets it" 0:10

    • @kikitenberge7803
      @kikitenberge7803 3 года назад +2

      i got 700th🤧

    • @Kavan-xj2xo
      @Kavan-xj2xo 3 года назад +4

      @@kikitenberge7803 yeah, but that number is not as cool as mine.

  • @cowafungus8104
    @cowafungus8104 2 года назад +4

    Damn, that was like a magic trick how it just kept spewing out of his mouth

  • @lonebattledroid4474
    @lonebattledroid4474 2 года назад +6

    "The world's natural Chocolate River Rocks."
    Eats real River Rocks

  • @blueeyedjack8852
    @blueeyedjack8852 3 года назад +2139

    It doesn't even look like a hotdog, it looks like a corndog

  • @amudhankalidasan691
    @amudhankalidasan691 2 года назад +35

    "This is nature's maple syrup"
    Proceeds to chug tree sap

    • @evanschroeder5376
      @evanschroeder5376 2 года назад +4

      Ummmmm

    • @Coastfog
      @Coastfog 2 года назад +3

      @@evanschroeder5376 don't worry, he'll figure it out

    • @zacjohnson452
      @zacjohnson452 2 года назад

      🤦‍♂️

    • @garenmaster9536
      @garenmaster9536 2 года назад

      just wow.....

    • @justinmiller129
      @justinmiller129 2 года назад

      It reminds me of the *_cougar in this video_* ruclips.net/video/U2rNnzVotS0/видео.html&.tisba

  • @theemeraldgamestone7028
    @theemeraldgamestone7028 2 года назад +4

    For a split second
    His mouth had the capacity of a clown car

  • @bunja9101
    @bunja9101 3 года назад +859

    The amount he bit: •
    The amount that came out of his mouth: ●

    • @beckmorrell5988
      @beckmorrell5988 3 года назад +40

      Why is that the case? What's the science behind the plant? I looked it up and it says people can eat the inner parts raw on Wikipedia.

    • @slapshotjack9806
      @slapshotjack9806 3 года назад +97

      @@beckmorrell5988 it’s not what you think it’s actually fluff seeds collected by them as they grow and they are stored in the corn dog part they are so compact in there that once you open it up it just explodes fluff everywhere

    • @sammsu4668
      @sammsu4668 3 года назад +42

      The part that actually came out of his mouth: 𒊹︎

    • @tankunicorn134
      @tankunicorn134 3 года назад +2

      @@sammsu4668 O

    • @ayyylmao101
      @ayyylmao101 3 года назад +20

      Hey, he got a lot for a small price LMAO cost-efficient,

  • @megab528
    @megab528 2 года назад +1476

    "this is the world's most natural cereal."
    *eats raw barley*

    • @coolcatcastle8
      @coolcatcastle8 2 года назад +5

      bruh.

    • @si1verbutsi11y
      @si1verbutsi11y 2 года назад +8

      as a gluten free person this hit different

    • @megab528
      @megab528 2 года назад

      @Melon Musk a rickroll?

    • @charlottecapone5990
      @charlottecapone5990 2 года назад +1

      @@megab528 no it’s “Guy proceeds to take out entire Russian army with brick@

  • @glitchgame9741
    @glitchgame9741 2 года назад +4

    “This is the worlds most natural end”
    *proceeds to blow up the sun*

  • @jackie5846
    @jackie5846 3 года назад +1307

    Moral of the story: not everything is a hotdog

  • @striderloki5080
    @striderloki5080 3 года назад +3249

    "this is the world's most natural steak"
    **bites a living cow**

    • @cancer_won
      @cancer_won 3 года назад +19

      Oh...i ate a gonme but thats just messed up

    • @26thOZeusiOs
      @26thOZeusiOs 3 года назад +4

      Lmao

    • @laurenmccann6835
      @laurenmccann6835 3 года назад +3

      LMAO

    • @last5902
      @last5902 3 года назад +2

      @Trash Can agreed i tried doing this once didn't go so well for me

    • @Box69
      @Box69 3 года назад +2

      Lol

  • @smartboiissmart
    @smartboiissmart 2 года назад +5

    "The world's most natural hydraulic press"
    *puts slime inside Venus Flytrap*

  • @savebigmoneyatmenards
    @savebigmoneyatmenards 2 года назад +11

    “The world’s natural marshmallows!”
    *proceeds to eat poisonous mushrooms*

  • @Mika_and_Mikaela
    @Mika_and_Mikaela 2 года назад +2120

    "The worlds natural mashed potatoes "
    * Eats white-ish sand *

    • @oriplaydirty
      @oriplaydirty 2 года назад +17

      Not it😐

    • @certified_geek7536
      @certified_geek7536 2 года назад +27

      Natural mashed potatoes would just be mashed potatoes

    • @yukinamiuka
      @yukinamiuka 2 года назад +9

      @CLARK JOVEN WONG if it was mashed properly it would not be rough😒

    • @InnerBluePerson
      @InnerBluePerson 2 года назад

      @ 0:08

    • @kellygirl4343
      @kellygirl4343 2 года назад +1

      Sand is like the natural mashed potato flakes before you add water

  • @LawStudentTill
    @LawStudentTill 3 года назад +3639

    "Mom, can we have a hot dog ? "
    "No son, there's hot dog in our backyard"
    Hot dogs in the backyard :

  • @americanbulldogmr.wiggles9115
    @americanbulldogmr.wiggles9115 2 года назад +3

    “The world’s natural cigarettes”
    *proceeds to light small twig with lighter*

  • @aaryaraina1971
    @aaryaraina1971 2 года назад +1233

    “The world’s natural chicken wing” proceeds to eat chickens wing

    • @shemuelthesabbatian1254
      @shemuelthesabbatian1254 2 года назад +12

      lmao what

    • @coolcatcastle8
      @coolcatcastle8 2 года назад +37

      lol? i mean ur not wrong thats most natural...

    • @aaryaraina1971
      @aaryaraina1971 2 года назад +18

      @CookieCrums1 😑

    • @norithe_183
      @norithe_183 2 года назад +15

      @CookieCrums1 Are you being sarcastic or you are just that dumb to not understand the context.

    • @itsthatguywalt
      @itsthatguywalt 2 года назад +17

      @CookieCrums1 you have two braincells, why would you waste one

  • @Billbohdogins675
    @Billbohdogins675 3 года назад +3574

    Is this a joke gone wrong. Ether way he is still a Florida man.

    • @kennethha416
      @kennethha416 3 года назад +34

      Definitely a joke gone wrong

    • @YurieSnowie
      @YurieSnowie 3 года назад +86

      There's nothing wrong in Florida, everything is normal, if you ride an alligator to buy mcdonalds people wouldn't really care they've seen it everyday

    • @nurdaliafatini4522
      @nurdaliafatini4522 3 года назад +17

      @@YurieSnowie what

    • @user-nx2de2yb6q
      @user-nx2de2yb6q 3 года назад +5

      @@YurieSnowie That doesn’t happen.

    • @Safewoood
      @Safewoood 3 года назад +19

      @@user-nx2de2yb6q Woosh

  • @stevensherk5836
    @stevensherk5836 2 года назад +1

    "Ah Nature's chocolate" Picks up a random animals poo.

  • @Spot945
    @Spot945 3 года назад +1213

    “The world’s natural Milo.”
    *Mixes water with dirt*

    • @somedudefromapharmacy
      @somedudefromapharmacy 3 года назад +25

      World’s natural coffee

    • @WOOPIE_
      @WOOPIE_ 2 года назад +12

      bearbrand

    • @jondrakeflores5084
      @jondrakeflores5084 2 года назад +7

      children in africa are innovators.

    • @Jesauce.
      @Jesauce. 2 года назад +15

      My friend used to mix dirt and water and call it "milo"

    • @David_636
      @David_636 2 года назад +8

      An Australian has been spotted in the comments.

  • @the711devin4
    @the711devin4 3 года назад +2424

    If someone didn’t know about cattail seeds, this would be the last thing they’d expect

    • @countercuIture
      @countercuIture 3 года назад +24

      The . . WHAT ! ?

    • @fazbruh
      @fazbruh 3 года назад +3

      LOL

    • @briannaex8627
      @briannaex8627 3 года назад +10

      educate me im too lazy to search

    • @KRISHAL.
      @KRISHAL. 3 года назад +86

      @@briannaex8627 seed. Of the cattail, it’s made so if anything bites it or shit it’s spread it’s seed or something i forgot

    • @that-evan-guy
      @that-evan-guy 3 года назад +123

      @@KRISHAL. spread its seed ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • @Zoro-bo7nd
    @Zoro-bo7nd 2 года назад +2

    Ah yes, Nothing better than hotdogs right off the tree.

  • @kenzishler6996
    @kenzishler6996 2 года назад +6

    "The world's most natural gummy worm"
    *proceeds eating on a caterpillar*

    • @justinmiller129
      @justinmiller129 2 года назад

      It reminds me of the *_cougar in this video_* ruclips.net/video/U2rNnzVotS0/видео.html&.kyeda

  • @its_raining_here411
    @its_raining_here411 3 года назад +1903

    The water sausage is a crucial part of our diets

    • @thesuppleone4944
      @thesuppleone4944 3 года назад +32

      Ah! It is a "water sausage"

    • @Thomas_Angelo
      @Thomas_Angelo 3 года назад +2

      @@VinylFoxx23 me too

    • @opheebo4907
      @opheebo4907 3 года назад

      Its a vegetarian sausage made by nature.

    • @madkittys8086
      @madkittys8086 3 года назад

      Cattail Sausage huh if I see it will try to eat it

    • @Nightler
      @Nightler 3 года назад +1

      Oh hello UnderTale fan, how ya doing.

  • @kordulus
    @kordulus 3 года назад +1667

    I can only imagine the disgust when he figured out it was a corndog.

    • @batsematary
      @batsematary 3 года назад +64

      You had us at the first half not gonna lie

    • @themilkman1938
      @themilkman1938 3 года назад +15

      Well I have something that's always better than a corndog, milk

    • @iamrunato7494
      @iamrunato7494 3 года назад +4

      ruclips.net/video/kPcw0oeRvgA/видео.html

    • @thisismysimpacct
      @thisismysimpacct 3 года назад +5

      @@themilkman1938 Kageyama, dis u?

    • @themilkman1938
      @themilkman1938 3 года назад +4

      @@thisismysimpacct milk

  • @keithstone8693
    @keithstone8693 3 года назад +893

    When Vegans say “it tastes just like real meat”

    • @The_strawberryqueen
      @The_strawberryqueen 3 года назад +11

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @ghstoperator4905
      @ghstoperator4905 3 года назад +10

      Underrated comment lol good one

    • @agiidandelion9518
      @agiidandelion9518 3 года назад +15

      It's been some time since we ate meat, we don't remember the taste fully 😂

    • @jaydenking7653
      @jaydenking7653 3 года назад +7

      Ikr the beyond meat burgers just can’t taste like real beef and chicken no way

    • @Myreactionwhen_80085
      @Myreactionwhen_80085 3 года назад +13

      Lemme guess you tried one tofu alternative

  • @Blueskies2513
    @Blueskies2513 2 года назад +19

    "World's natural censorship"
    **TRAVELS OVER TO NORTH KOREA**

    • @jordazmo19
      @jordazmo19 2 года назад +1

      You don't need to go to North Korea for censorship, that's thriving alive and well in the US, AUS, UK, etc.

    • @Zeubermage
      @Zeubermage 2 года назад +1

      @@jordazmo19 hilarious, bro. You took a meme and made it cringe.

    • @jordazmo19
      @jordazmo19 2 года назад +1

      @@Zeubermage facts are cringe now? I guess everything is cringe now; even cringe is cringe. But if cringe is cringe and memes are cringe and the cringe is memes, who's on first!?!?
      PS - I'm not ur fucking bro

    • @404_profile_not_found
      @404_profile_not_found 2 года назад +1

      @@jordazmo19 whoa, relax sis. You're ragging hard

  • @dehydratedculture9126
    @dehydratedculture9126 2 года назад +1

    I’m so glad you did that. I always wondered. I’ve been wondering for like 20 something years. Thank you.

  • @skullotonin
    @skullotonin 2 года назад +1255

    "the world's natural salt!"
    *bites a karen*

  • @Um_Kaye
    @Um_Kaye 3 года назад +658

    You silly fool, you fell for the hotdog's main defense mechanism.

  • @Brock_Landers
    @Brock_Landers 2 года назад +4

    "This is the world's most natural form of chocolate ice cream!"
    *licks a turd*

  • @Kaigana11
    @Kaigana11 2 года назад +3

    “The world’s natural chocolate”
    *Eats bear turd*

  • @nolanfox2547
    @nolanfox2547 3 года назад +2008

    And kids, now you know, don’t try to eat a hotdog when your vegan

    • @dewroot5176
      @dewroot5176 3 года назад +6

      And knowing is half the battle.

    • @samuelbekele3601
      @samuelbekele3601 3 года назад +15

      Matter of fact, just don't be vegan

    • @RomanSimkins
      @RomanSimkins 3 года назад +3

      𝖧𝖾𝗒! 𝖳𝗁𝗈𝗌𝖾 𝖼𝖺𝗍 𝗍𝖺𝗂𝗅𝗌 𝗍𝖺𝗌𝗍𝖾 𝗉𝗋𝖾𝗍𝗍𝗒 𝖽𝖺𝗆𝗇 𝗀𝗈𝗈𝖽 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁 𝗌𝗈𝗆𝖾 𝗄𝖾𝗍𝖼𝗁𝗎𝗉 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖺 𝖻𝗎𝗇.

    • @mrj1115
      @mrj1115 3 года назад

      @@RomanSimkins ye and then wait for the chokes
      Hhhhhhh

    • @RomanSimkins
      @RomanSimkins 3 года назад

      @@mrj1115 𝖡𝗎𝗍 𝗂𝗍𝗌 𝗈𝗇𝗅𝗒 30𝗀.

  • @EmmaAppleBerry
    @EmmaAppleBerry 3 года назад +2835

    The irony is cattail plant is actually edible. Just not like that. Lmfao

    • @samstevens2945
      @samstevens2945 3 года назад +350

      thats actually a water sausage, not a cattail.

    • @whatsthepoint5062
      @whatsthepoint5062 3 года назад +75

      @@samstevens2945 whatever it is, it looks good.

    • @lore-jd5lx
      @lore-jd5lx 3 года назад +48

      @@whatsthepoint5062 what the fu

    • @ProficiencyDeficiency
      @ProficiencyDeficiency 3 года назад +53

      @@samstevens2945 I only know about those from undertale lololol

    • @mothercereal4438
      @mothercereal4438 3 года назад +120

      @@samstevens2945
      The plant is a Typha, they just have many different nicknames. Cattails and water sausages are one and the same.

  • @IDKWHATTOCALLTHISCHANNELANYMOR
    @IDKWHATTOCALLTHISCHANNELANYMOR 2 года назад +4

    "World's natural liquid"
    *drinks sewer water*

    • @justinmiller129
      @justinmiller129 2 года назад

      It reminds me of the *_cougar in this video_* ruclips.net/video/U2rNnzVotS0/видео.html&.hrlga