My Drunk Kitchen ft. John Green: PIZZA!
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- Опубликовано: 26 авг 2024
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"Spices. Which fucking ones." Was my favorite part of this video.
Mine too!!!
I love when Henry says thank you for the hammer, then Hannah says he's very polite, and then he proceeds to smash the pinata violently :D
Seeing John swear by itself is a treasure
Wafflemonster33 I had that part of the video stuck in my head so I had to rewatch the video 😂
LISTEN it is the bane of my existence when ingredients just say "spices" bc I AM ALLERGIC TO SOME SPICES i need to know which spices are in the Thing so I know if I will die
hannah is like sarah's and john's teenage daughter that's come home from boarding school for the weekend
that's exactly what I was thinking
How many cigarretes has she smoked, though?
+
nah, Hannah's like the funny wine aunt that comes over for holidays and Wednesdays
Hannah: "He's so polite!"Henry: *starts pounding on a piñata with a hammer*
Gotta love the look on John's face whenever he looks at Sara.
"I want the hammer.."
"You want the hammer? Here is comes"
*passes hammer*
"Oh, thank you"
"Oh, he's very polite, very polite"
*Whacks away politely*
"ARE YOU A HUMAN OR A GOD" HAHA
"We should make a baked Alaska and hit it."
"How would we find it?"
Best. Line. EVER.
It would have been better if she'd said "hid it."
Wait a minute...
The yeti/Sara doesn't trust Hannah or John with the knife at the end😂😂😂
Let's be honest... Neither would you
I'd rather give it to Henry
Not really a surprise since John is drinking beer also beer and sharp objects do really mix
I hope you mean don't mix. But yeah, I was kind of joking.
+Sam Mason drunk people and sharp objects DO NOT MIX lol. neither do drunk people and hot things. case in point, i burned my forehead trying to flat iron my hair while drunk. i can only imagine how badly i would have maimed myself with a sharp object.
I like how when John is talking to Sarah, he holds her stomach without even thinking about it.
did anyone else find John touching Sarah's belly to be the most adorable thing ever.
"ARE YOU A HUMAN OR A GOD?!"
John's kid is Aww-Thor-able.
I'm gonna use that line more often. when someone I don't like asks for a high five, I say, "I have a dinosaur pinata" and walk away
Hahahaha yes!
+Lindsay H "I like turtles" work just aswell :P
oh my god you like turtles? i like turtles too! what is happening here?!?
Samara Duffie Turtles all the way down
Lindsay H I am deceased
I can't believe they had the opportunity to call this a Papa John's pizza and they didn't use it.
because is copy righted
This is probably my favourite MDK episode, and it's coincidentally one of the first ones I ever watched.
600% agree, yes
Oh my gosh, I thought she said we should get a baked alaska and HIT it. I almost cried.
same, made total sense tbh
This is the only proof of Alice Green's existence
Not anymore!
Ashley Meijer Why? what's the other proof?
She was seen on P4A last year drawing with sharpie on John's face. I'm not sure if that part of the livestream is still up on youtube or not.
I don't know what I imagined when I pictured John Green while reading his books but I am not disappointed.
He's a RUclipsr as well. He and his brother Hank post vlogs to each other every week on the Vlogbrothers channel. They also teach on the Crash Course channel. (John is teaching literature right now, and Hank is teaching Psychology.) They have other channels too.
When John asked Sarah if she was a human or a god (4:17 I think) I got really happy for his expression but you know what? That's when I realized that things like that are the REAL goals. Someone who treats you like that even when he or she's drunk, that's the real goal. Someone who gets really excited over small things like that and applaud for it... those are the goals. Because let me tell you, having someone as supportive and well treating like that I think is one of the most beautiful things that someone should at least have the pleasure to have at one point in their lives, I haven't had that pleasure myself but I hope so. What I'm trying to tell you is that you should never lose your hopes and always treat your partner and people around you nicely. Have a nice journey.
+ John's relationship with his brother, wife, son and friends is a real inspiration to me. I'm currently 17 and a new nerdfighter and I don't have the best household situation here so sometimes I just end up in dark and wrong places where I do not know what to do or feel or how to behave with other people. But John is honestly the first person who has shaped my attitude and feelings and respect and mindset towards other people. He's shaped me as a PERSON. I don't know if that's weird--like, learning the most major things in life from an author and RUclipsr (and all the other things he is) and not from people in my own life. All the things I've observed from the closest people around me haven't been very pleasant and they actually made me a not-nice person. I will ALWAYS be so so grateful to John for everything--EVERYTHING.
He's also made me realise that mirroring the things I see in the relationships around me isn't something I should necessarily do. And that it's ok to want something and someone who values me at every point and also to be a person who values and cherishes other people. And that it's never stupid to feel excited about little things.
He's taught me how important it is to be enthusiastic about things and love things and be passionate about them and how learning is always so important.
He's made the most confusing and weird and isolated and dark times of my life some of the best learning experiences and really, most of all, he's taught me how to feel and think and just...live and grow and be.
Hasti that’s a beautiful point of view, i think it’s important to look after good things and learn from them when things aren’t necessarily good in our lifes. I hope everything gets better for you and that you can find peace soon ^.^
I work in a pizza place, and every time I have to put onions on a pizza, I say "Oooonnnnniiiiooonnnnsss" like John does
I don't work in a pizza place but I now also so that.
Is it just me, or is Henry just a tiny Hank?
I see it...
+Inge Ungerer I NOTICED THAT TOO!!! MINI HANK!
well it makes sense because hank is 'william henry' and hank is just a nickname really
+Mica Santos Oh my god, I sure do hope this was a joke. William Henry Green was a completely different person.
According to wikipedia Hank's full name is William Henry Green II.
Pez-stachios... This kid IS a prodigy!
Sarah Green as DEMIGOD has to be the best ending credit in existence
OMG My drink kitchen with Dan and Phil .... THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!!!
Edwina Taylor can you imagine the carnage that would ensue xD
Edwina Taylor Agreed x3
MIND. BLOWN.
Yes. Now. Please don't get my hopes about this and then it doesn't happen
I never even thought about this, but yes, it absolutely needs to happen
I can't even count how many times I've watched this!!!
Can you count to 1145682? Because I totally bet it's less than that.
WAIT
IS NO ONE GONNA COMMENT ON THE FACT THAT WE SAW SARAH? THE ELUSIVE SARAH? BRUHHHHH
Sarah ? Oh you mean the yeti yeah
Corey Holt WOOP! WOOP! CALLING ALL NERDFIGHTERS! WOOP! WOOP! THE YETI HAS BEEN SPOTTED! I REPEAT THE YETI HAS BEEN SPOTTED!
Corey Holt Aww man we're two years late. =(
Corey Holt THE YETTIE HAS BEEN SEEN
Notify the sarah-spotters immediately Corey Holt
Apparently John's drunk meter involves a red face.
I think it is only logical that Henry's first pun EVER happened in the presence of Hannah.
Was that the Yetti!!!???? 4:14
Yep!
Hope Weed
no...thats hannah hart not the yeti. his wifes name is sarah
no, that is hannah hart not his wife sarah
Clara Edwards
The pregnant lady is Sarah.
IT WAS THE YETI AND SHE IS THE QUEEN OF OPENING JARS AAAGH
"Oh wow, he's very polite." *kid starts smashing pinata like crazy*
And this is the guy who killed Augustus Waters...😂
welp, i don't feel obliged to go watch the movie anymore!
Dude, SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS! Geez...
I recently finished reading that book, and I didn't shed a single tear. No soul? No soul.
hahahaha
Isobel Cermisoni Maybe you're secretly a weasley-I mean
This video speaks to me spiritually.
Hannah Hart and John Green together in one video.
John is wonderful on his own but seeing him interact with other humans is just fantastic
I couldn't help thinking of that scene from Blackadder at 3:09...
"If I have two pepperonis, and then I add two more pepperonis, what do I have?"
I love how Henry just goes to town on that Pinata.
Henry: "Oh, thank you."
Hannah: "Oh he's so polite."
Henry: *WACK WACK WACK*
That part always makes me laugh.
Drunk john green is fun
Sober John Green is fun.
John Green is fun.
John Green is fun
John Green is very fun.
"I'm gonna throw it out there, this is like a pizza you would make if you were drunk."
this is my favorite My Drunk Kitchen bc it's fun watching my favorite author drunk.
Thought of another pizza john pun; 'What to we do to the cheese? We'll graytsom, we'll graytsom'
I'll show myself out
Idk why John green is unusually attractive
+Morisha Kalyan It's not unusual. That's the problem.
Morisha Kalyan ikr?
+++++
Here's the deal. I've known who Hannah is and I've watched a few collabs and such. And I think to myself, huh she's pretty funny. But that's it. Today however, I decided to just click on a random MDK video. It is now 3 and half hours later and I'm still watching MDK videos. But then I stumbled upon this absolutely perfect gem of a video because. Because that man over there? That man named John Green? I fucking love that guy.
This is the best video on the internet.
yes.
In tfios, when Augustus opens the champagne bottle on the picnic I said "BOOBOOP"
that alaska joke hit me harder than it should have
omg the looking for alaska and fault in our stars jokes
Was that the Yeti?!
yup, sarah green
(His wife)
lol Sarah Green as "DEMIGOD"
Papercut337 OMG I saw the YETI!? Even more glorious than I imagined o.o
i come back to this video whenever i'm sad, it's still so iconic 6 years later
This video is the gift that keeps on giving, I rewatch on a very regular basis
"Can I read you the ingredients? Tomato puree, soy bean oil, salt, and spices... Which f*cking ones?" lol, you have to love drunk John.
I got super excited once I saw Sara/the yeti. I ended up yelling; THE YETI HAS BEEN SPOTTED! My baby sister thought I was talking about big foot xD
"Oh he's very polite." *she says as the kid starts smashing the dinosaurs head with a hammer*
This reminded me of the time when I was in year 2, my teacher asked my class "what goes on a pizza" and I said tomato sauce and she yelled at me.
His son is cute as hell. I hope my future kid is as awesome. Maybe the dinosaur pinata is the key.
"ARE YOU A HUMAN OR A GOD???!!?!" BEST PART
I have never seen John curse before
I have never seen a sexual potato before
Eleanor the koala isn't every potato?
You do have a point.
I never realized how hip-heavy Hannah is! (I mean it in a good way I swear)
What is hip-heavy exactly?
I'm p sure its that she has wide hips
Hannah's hips don't lie
+MySam4MyJo I'm EXTREMELY late, but it means she has curves
I was not expecting the yeti... mind blown
I think puns are pun-tastic...
this made my day
Henry is a comedic genius.
I died when the polite kid killed the piñata with the fucking hammer.
I love that Henry is exposed to his father COMPLETELY DRUNK.
your puns are so cheesy.
BECAUSE THEY'RE MAKING PIZZA
EHH
:D
I know :3
Its a joke
REAL GOOD
But they're still GRATE!
"....I'm gonna go ahead and say you're an optimist" I died.
watching this in september of 2020 is unbelievably relaxing and nostalgic.
WAS THAT THE YETI!?!? GUYS WE FINALLY SAW THE YETI!
an abundance of margarine
What's your profile pic from?
Val Agu persona 5 trailer
This is probably my favorite episode of MDK
In Health class, the video said "Pregnancy is the miracle of life" and I laughed so hard I fell out of my chair. The girls next to me thought I'd had a seizure.
John drunk is the best!
My most favoritest my drunk kitchen ever.
THE FAULT IN OUR STARS COMES OUT TOMORROW🎉🎁!!!!!!!!!!
Hannah is just so good with kids its adorable!!
THE YETI HAS BEEN SPOTTED!
All I take away from this is that I want john and Hannah to be my friends.
The good ol' days. Please make this kind again Hannah. Love it!
This is just the cutest thing. Side note, I am very glad that they got Sarah to cut up the pizza.
I adore John Green and I am slowly falling in love with Hannah
"Sarah as DEMIGOD"
Indeed.
Why have I not seen this in years and yet I can still somehow quote along with so much of it
I just love how much they care about each other, adorable platonic RUclips friends FTW
Hannah your so lucky!! I love John Green!!! He is the best author ever!!
You're
John seems like a very cuddly huggable person.
I thought I was the only one
Almost 7 years later and it still never gets old.
i cannot even begin to tell you how many times i've watched this video since my sister first showed it to me a few years ago, knowing my obsession with John Green, and it is by far one of the funniest videos I know to exist on the internet
Drunk John Green is my spirit animal.
"Alice Green as Bun in Oven" aww so cute
This is honestly my favorite video on the internet. I just love it. It gets better every time. Geez you two are fantastic.
The way Hannah said "the best part about this pizza" is almost exactly how Mamrie says "the best part about YDAD"
THE YET!!! my nerdfighter brain exploded
John Green looks tall in this video. Is he really tall? I hadn't really noticed before.
He's over 6 feet tall.
Also, both Yeti and Hart are on the shorter side.
Nah, Hannah's just short
He is 6'6
That was AWESOME, especially the pun. My favorite part was the jump-cut to them hugging xD I love drunk John Green!!
John green book puns. This video makes me very happy.
Henry Green (John Green's son): "I want the hammer"
Hannah Hart: "You want the hammer? Oh okay, here it is"
Henry Green: "Oh, thank you"
Hannah Hart: "Aw, he's so polite"
**Henry Green starts hitting and killing the dinosaur piñata with the hammer**
BEST. PART. OF THIS. VIDEO!!! 😜#ThePolitestMurder
pizza? john green? a child?
...papa john's.
Holy shit John green!!!!
at 2;56 i like the "title text here" a lot
now i want Rick Riordan to be on My Drunk Kitchen
Yes! Two authors getting drunk and making book jokes
Hannah is fucking precious with children.
She can have babies with me?
I love her so much.
***** She's also a lesbian. Which means that probably not.
I'm a girl.... So we can just adopt. She'd be the best mum ever.
+WallflowerBitca Can I be in a love triangle please? Like... please?
Emily Carvalho Lim hells yeah! Let's do it.
Yasssssssss
Two of my favorite things - John Green and drunk cooking.
Seeing John and Hannah hug 6 years in the future warms my cold heart
Don't worry Hannah, your puns are gold.
Just like you. Pony Boy.
Lol I feel like an Outsider trying to keep up with these puns.
lol. Dude, the movie came out 31 years ago. (but waaaaay too soon)