@@theblackcoat4615 they would tolerate eachother, not ally. ofc they dont like mekhane, it cant be controlled and its near impossible to contain. so they'll go from extremely hostile to neutral.
I like how when things get to a point where the wider public is at risk the scp foundation and the goc both work together to stop whatever is causing the situation
I also like how the SCP foundation Sood hiding, and is showing itself to the public, if there is a very dangerous entity on the loose. I men they're probably going to try to amnestize everyone afterwards, but still
Funny enough, I hear that while the church of the broken god see the sarkic cult and each groups gods as mortal enemies, The sarkic cult kind of sees the church of the broken god more as a weird annoyance that isn’t particularly more special than other groups of interest. I feel like its a lego batman and joker relationship
@@GreaterGrievobeast55 It's worse if you consider the "canon" sarkics (by Metaphysician) are chilled, nice fleshy guys that only used the power of the Archons to reach Apotheosis and beat their cosmic asses, although they also believed that every god in existence, including Mekhane, were avatars of the Archons. The bad news are that the Archons know this and their plan would only create a new Archon from the biomass of of the planet. Those are Ion and the original Proto Sarkics, with the whole "one for all" phrase in mind. The Neo Sarkics and their false Ions are the generalized Sarkic f-ckers that the Bumaro, COTBG and all of us believe in, with the phrase of "all for one" in mind, and who wish to become Archons for their selfish motives. In summary: Ion and Proto Sarkics are good, Neo are bad, Archons are cosmic f-ckers, and both religions/groups should do the reasonable thing of "TALK BEFORE WAR". Mekhanite: Stay still, Sarkic scum!! I am a proudfull follower of Mekhane, god of metal and intelligence, enemy of the foul Yaldabaoth that you worship. And if Mekhane is Yaldabaoth's enemy, then I- ProtoNalka: Ugh, SHUT. UP!! Fist, We don't worship that cancerous meatball leviathan and it's kindred. Second, we only use their power to later become gods and KILL the Vultaas. And thirth, and take this one in mind: WE. DON'T. CARE. ABOUT YOU!! Also, every god it's just and avatar of a Vultaa, soo... Mekhanite: Wait, wait, wait... You're all just... Using Yaldabaoth? But if that's the case, then... Who are our mortal enemies? NeoNalka: HA! You fools!! You don't see the glorious power and glory of the Vultaas and the God-Eater. Soon we shall reach the Divine, and then- Mekhanite: Sooo... You're our enemy? Neo: ... Hey, Proto... Who's the whinny b-tch? Proto: No idea. Mekhanite:... **
@Jake Thomas bro what???? Most modern buildings are made of concrete and rebar and also contain metal machinery inside them and other stuff made of metal lmao what're u even talking about.
@Jake Thomas the skeleton for a building's design is made out of pure STEEL bro. I assume you have seen the construction of a building. A building uses a lot of metal in construction.
Keep in mind this isn't the first time they work together to contain/terminating anomalies, but yeah it's nice to see two GOIs that wants to protect humanity working together
I like to think the reason the machine makes you throw yourself into it is because it's desperate just to even have the small amounts of metal in the human body
Technically the Broken God could become a Apollyon-Class due to: 1. It‘s size. 2. It consuming from metal, which would include bullets and maybe even bombs. 3. Affecting people‘s minds due to the Cognitohazard.
i like these because they help me imagine what would happen if this was broadcasted on my school chromebook while in school what if this account was made by an ex-scp member who worked in coms and had all the files, after getting fired they posted all of it to youtube.
It’s not the arguably benevolent modern era sarkic fighting Mehkane, it’s a twisted corrupted variation of Mehkane, as they used a corrupt heart to build it.
@@glorious6321 Eh, I'll take being a flesh automaton over being a big screaming meat mountain. At least in tainted robo world we still might accomplish something instead of living a completely primitive and prospectless meatscape where any tech above a pointy stick gets Yaldie in ragie mode and sending plagues everywhere
@@ben-chan420 buddy its the same thing . Mekhane wants to take away ur body and ur mind from u and wants u to work for him and kill others of ur kind only to convert them into mindless cyborgs like yourself. Sure i dont wanna become an instance of 610 as well but how about we both decide to stay how we are?
What I love about this guy is that it doesn’t do the generic cut to something creepy from interruption. It’s straight up how things would go since who the hell is skilled enough to hack an SCP Foundation broadcast
I always like when the SCP Foundation and GOC work together, they may not always see eye to eye but neither does everybody in the foundation itself. In the end they both want to keep humanity safe.
The joke is ended when you watch video after video of these alerts and then an actual one comes through but you're just like "hey, this one's a little different than the others"
small mechanical construct: hello i have been trying to reach you about you're cars extended warency me with a sledge hammer: clickity clackity gimme dat satisfying crunch of metal small mechanical construct: INTENCE SWEARING AND SCREAMING scp 001: you're free trial of life has expired
what i REALLY want to see is a live EAS thats a lot.. scarier? maybe through the use of a countdown about whatevers ongoing, be it a catastrophic breach, containment attempt, etc i absolutely love all of these EAS videos, but i have yet to be kept up at night thinking about them. just dont use jumpscares or explicitly terrifying imagery; i imagine the the foundation would probably censor that stuff anyway
i like to imagine that the "you must obey the scp foundation" part has a memetic effect
Probably does
I vaguely remember that the fountain actually worked on large scale mind control and actually made something that works. Idk
I mean I guess it's for your saftey
Obey hat
How do u do somethin with ur eyes
Broken God: **exists**
SCP and GoC: ".....fuck we gotta work together again don't we"
Broken God: *exists*
Scp and GoC: Nukes away Baby!
goc getting ready to bomb 001 again: now this looks like a job for me
I think the Insurgency don‘t like Mekhane aswell, but they ain‘t cooperating. They would, If trying to engage against It, go on the mission solo.
@@theblackcoat4615 they would tolerate eachother, not ally. ofc they dont like mekhane, it cant be controlled and its near impossible to contain. so they'll go from extremely hostile to neutral.
GOC: finally my methods have been approved
SCP-001:consume metal
People with metal prosthesis: *chuckles* I'm in danger.
@@thatoneguy487 mfs with blood:
@@gooseguy1641 Mfs that breathe dusty air:
People with low iron : I don’t have such weaknesses
@@socks5266 still iron
techpriests: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK....
I like how when things get to a point where the wider public is at risk the scp foundation and the goc both work together to stop whatever is causing the situation
The GOC isn't an enemy of the foundation, they do the same thing, just have different ideas about containment
I also like how the SCP foundation Sood hiding, and is showing itself to the public, if there is a very dangerous entity on the loose. I men they're probably going to try to amnestize everyone afterwards, but still
The GOC is basically a chaotic twin of the SCP foundation
Your enemies are your best friends
@@cantedsxghtgaming3393 Its nıt a chaotic one, I rather say destructive.
Scp foundation : stay in your home
Mekhane : sucks your home
*N I C E*
That "nice" is a sound man makes as he slowly descends into madness
Noice
NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE
my basement:wow im actually gonna be usefull maybe
nischre
"stay where you are"
"find shelter"
Okay :)
"Stay where you are"
"Find shelter"
"Evacuate quickly and calmly"
Okay :)
*WHAT DO YOU WANT US TO DO*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I know
@@bunger8469 Find shelter, stay where you are, wait for the plans and then evacuate quickly and calmly. Thank you for complying.
*The Broken God is on the loose*
Sarkic Cults: Finally! A worthy opponent. Our battle will be legendary!
Funny enough, I hear that while the church of the broken god see the sarkic cult and each groups gods as mortal enemies, The sarkic cult kind of sees the church of the broken god more as a weird annoyance that isn’t particularly more special than other groups of interest.
I feel like its a lego batman and joker relationship
"broken, we are weak. Together, we are God"
@@GreaterGrievobeast55 It's worse if you consider the "canon" sarkics (by Metaphysician) are chilled, nice fleshy guys that only used the power of the Archons to reach Apotheosis and beat their cosmic asses, although they also believed that every god in existence, including Mekhane, were avatars of the Archons. The bad news are that the Archons know this and their plan would only create a new Archon from the biomass of of the planet. Those are Ion and the original Proto Sarkics, with the whole "one for all" phrase in mind. The Neo Sarkics and their false Ions are the generalized Sarkic f-ckers that the Bumaro, COTBG and all of us believe in, with the phrase of "all for one" in mind, and who wish to become Archons for their selfish motives.
In summary: Ion and Proto Sarkics are good, Neo are bad, Archons are cosmic f-ckers, and both religions/groups should do the reasonable thing of "TALK BEFORE WAR".
Mekhanite: Stay still, Sarkic scum!! I am a proudfull follower of Mekhane, god of metal and intelligence, enemy of the foul Yaldabaoth that you worship. And if Mekhane is Yaldabaoth's enemy, then I-
ProtoNalka: Ugh, SHUT. UP!! Fist, We don't worship that cancerous meatball leviathan and it's kindred. Second, we only use their power to later become gods and KILL the Vultaas. And thirth, and take this one in mind: WE. DON'T. CARE. ABOUT YOU!! Also, every god it's just and avatar of a Vultaa, soo...
Mekhanite: Wait, wait, wait... You're all just... Using Yaldabaoth? But if that's the case, then... Who are our mortal enemies?
NeoNalka: HA! You fools!! You don't see the glorious power and glory of the Vultaas and the God-Eater. Soon we shall reach the Divine, and then-
Mekhanite: Sooo... You're our enemy?
Neo: ... Hey, Proto... Who's the whinny b-tch?
Proto: No idea.
Mekhanite:... **
Omega warhead would damage i think
@@assasindetect6006 *apart, we are broken, but united we are God*
Steampunk fans; I see this as an absolute win!
If the broken god goes after metal objects, shouldn’t you AVOID ALL SHELTERS since it mostly also has metal objects?
@Jake Thomas bro what????
Most modern buildings are made of concrete and rebar and also contain metal machinery inside them and other stuff made of metal lmao what're u even talking about.
@Jake Thomas the skeleton for a building's design is made out of pure STEEL bro. I assume you have seen the construction of a building. A building uses a lot of metal in construction.
My house is made from wood so, no.
How about lets just run for our friking lives sound good?
probably. i say we just dig holes and hide in them
Me, with titanium surgical hardware holding my spine together: *haha i'm in danger*
I just imagined the image of 001 pulling out a spine.
@@oof4077 oof indeed
@@horiginsfs7561 ouchie oofies indeed
@@oof4077 IMAGINE THAT WHILE EATING HIS LEGS
@@oof4077 B R U T A L I T Y
MEKHANE WINS
FLAWLESS VICTORY
It's nice to see the SCP foundation and Global Occult Coalition work together.
Keep in mind this isn't the first time they work together to contain/terminating anomalies, but yeah it's nice to see two GOIs that wants to protect humanity working together
Yes
trol
*The Allied Occult Initiative (AOI)
You Actually Did it Thank You!
I played this on the TV without my friend knowledge. He into SCP so I actually thought that we all gonna die
Thanks for the idea
Huh? You played it on his T.V thinking it's real? Is that what you're saying?
r/thathappened
Though if it did actually happen, your friends an imbecile
Did you forget to take your meds again?
I like to think the reason the machine makes you throw yourself into it is because it's desperate just to even have the small amounts of metal in the human body
"A giant mechanical entity named SCP-001 is loose in your area"
Hot singles in your area: Finally, a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary!
"If you see the entity, cover your ears and avert your eyes immediately"
Blind and deaf people:
That be op
Aren't blind and deaf people made into anti memetics specialists?
and how do you avoid the small constructs?
scp foundation: yes
Imma just say
If this really happens we're probably all screwed as everything is made out of metal basically so yeah
If it really happens it implies the existence of other scps. We'll be fine lol
@@monkeysgame172 are you sure about that
@@MrRobemap I think that was sarcastic
Sucks you have a metal implant
Fun* fact: Calcium is a metal.
*fact is not fun
"The entity is motivated by a desire to consume metal."
People with gold teeth and metal prosthetics: Well shit.
The Inspiration I get from your editing is amazing, Great job!
“Use of highly destructive weaponry” ah I see , skipping straight to the nukes?
*N I C E*
Seriously, these are just way to good! Love the work.
Technically the Broken God could become a Apollyon-Class due to:
1. It‘s size.
2. It consuming from metal, which would include bullets and maybe even bombs.
3. Affecting people‘s minds due to the Cognitohazard.
Me: *Silently in the basement*
Mekhane: *Vaccum noises*
i like these because they help me imagine what would happen if this was broadcasted on my school chromebook while in school
what if this account was made by an ex-scp member who worked in coms and had all the files, after getting fired they posted all of it to youtube.
Mekhane is back?
Why is this a bad thing again? Nobody's got to worry about Sarkic bs now
It wants to remove free will from humans. Also, it could kill you when you get absorbed by it.
It’s not the arguably benevolent modern era sarkic fighting Mehkane, it’s a twisted corrupted variation of Mehkane, as they used a corrupt heart to build it.
@@glorious6321 Eh, I'll take being a flesh automaton over being a big screaming meat mountain.
At least in tainted robo world we still might accomplish something instead of living a completely primitive and prospectless meatscape where any tech above a pointy stick gets Yaldie in ragie mode and sending plagues everywhere
Because it’s a false god
@@ben-chan420 buddy its the same thing . Mekhane wants to take away ur body and ur mind from u and wants u to work for him and kill others of ur kind only to convert them into mindless cyborgs like yourself. Sure i dont wanna become an instance of 610 as well but how about we both decide to stay how we are?
Tech Priest: Hrrrrgh... The Omnissiah is displeased.
I really need to know what program you use to make these...
It is most likely either just premiere pro or after effects
Glad you asked, it's this software called Sugoma /j
Fr me too
@@Vectorlarity isn't it a sugondese company? Thats where the name comes from right?
@@jacoblyalls4026 Yeah I'm pretty sure it was developed by Ben Dover and Candies
@@jacoblyalls4026 I see what you did there.
What I love about this guy is that it doesn’t do the generic cut to something creepy from interruption. It’s straight up how things would go since who the hell is skilled enough to hack an SCP Foundation broadcast
“God please give me money”
3 minutes later
“WHAT THE HELL IS THIS METAL THING DOING IN MY HOUSE?”
I always like when the SCP Foundation and GOC work together, they may not always see eye to eye but neither does everybody in the foundation itself. In the end they both want to keep humanity safe.
broken god: *shows up*
the mechanics and engineers: this battle will be legendary!
"This entity is motivated by a desire to consume metal."
Victims of SCP-217: *screams*
High quality videos as always ♥️♥️
Me with the max level magnum from RE:VILLAGE: _This is fine._
When the SCP Foundation and the GOC Work together you know SOMETHING bad is happening
"Scp-001 alao occasionally produces small mechanical constructs"
*It gave birth*
IT GAVE BIRTH D:
Karens: you can't stop me! Bec- **dies instantly**
The broken god: On loose
SCP Foundation, Global Occult Coalition and Sarkic Cults: *bad_time_trio_theme.mp3*
The joke is ended when you watch video after video of these alerts and then an actual one comes through but you're just like "hey, this one's a little different than the others"
Civilians after seeing the 13th SCP-001 alert: 😐
the thing just looks like an oversized tractor
Try spraying it water ,since its made of metal, metal could rust after coming in contack of water and O2
“Stay where you are”
Alright.
“Evacuate”
44 Secs early poggers great E.A.S vids as always hope u get 50 million subs :D
Foundation: this can't be worse
COG: uhm guys... Something is happening in Jupiter... And is a lighter
Foundation: oh my fucking-
Well SCP 2399 destroyed the machine so it wasn’t worse
small mechanical construct: hello i have been trying to reach you about you're cars extended warency
me with a sledge hammer: clickity clackity gimme dat satisfying crunch of metal
small mechanical construct: INTENCE SWEARING AND SCREAMING
scp 001: you're free trial of life has expired
Fun fact : the chaos insurgency could help the foundation in an XK Class znd of the world cenario.
Finally I'm early to an SCP upload
Shit gets real when the fixed god arrives
Oh s h I t
"A Giant Mechanical Being is in your area"
Mechanics: *I've got a job to do*
You know shit is serious when the SCP foundation and GOC team up
Metal: *exists*
Scp 001: *C O N S U M E*
“You must stay in your homes”
Homeless People: *Are you serious my brotha?*
the broken god is unbroken just mean every one gets a free ps5 and unlimited games
You know it's serious when the SCPF and GOC work together
Imagine just having a nice drive down the highway in your car and then this comes over the radio
The Church of The Broken God: Exists
Me: Sign me up!!!
(I'm serious though cause the mekhanites are so damn cool)
You are so talented
If it just repeats at the end i feel sorry for whoever has missed the start and has to listen to secure contain protect
whoever made this is really damn good!
wait the title says this is minecraft not the EAS
aww crap
The cognitohazardous effect manifests as the broken god reciting the "From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh..." speech.
Foundation: Stay where you are
Still Foundation: Find shelter
Hey O5-1
@@Scp--uo4hq wtf why u can use yt I think u are contained also where is my alpha-1
@@cold4558 they have some broken necks oh and if u want to know how I use yt ask Dr. Bright
@@Scp--uo4hqOk thanks for telling me, now time to get back your containment, SECURITY DO YOUR JOB! Oh BTW I'm gonna jail Dr.Bright for one month.
@@cold4558 if u can find me I am moving a bid to fast
*Broken god on the loose*
The children of Scarlet king: *Finally a worthy opponent*
Why is there a lot of scp - 001's like literally theres the "day breaks" "gate guardian" and this
This SCP - 001 entity is technically a blackhole but not an actual blackhole. Just metal related to suck humans in.
😍
@@xKogue What?
@@xKogue sus
Year 10 it's over it's finally over scp-001 its gone they destroyed it we can finally leave this place half of the world died
Nice work, dude
Can you do a memetic kill agent EAS video perhaps ?
what i REALLY want to see is a live EAS thats a lot.. scarier? maybe through the use of a countdown about whatevers ongoing, be it a catastrophic breach, containment attempt, etc
i absolutely love all of these EAS videos, but i have yet to be kept up at night thinking about them. just dont use jumpscares or explicitly terrifying imagery; i imagine the the foundation would probably censor that stuff anyway
The only jumpscare the Foundation will ever do is showing 096 face
Just like in SCP-5000
Which EAS creators use jumpscares so I know to avoid their channels
@@iang7244 well local58 kind of does it. That's about it i think
Do one about SCP 666½-J, where it's anomalous properties spread onto most if not all food sources somehow
(:
Lmao im sorry for repeating this request, I just really want to see it
The Omnissiah awakens!
Wouldnt Mekhane be friendly tho? He lowkey died for us
That probably isn't Mekhane, maybe just a mindless facsimile of him
This SCP concept must be build into a long series
I was just playing youtube on my PC fell asleep and woke up to this
the broken god must have been that 1 guy that disliked
If the SCP and the GOC are working together, shit hasn't hit the fan, the septic tank is in the tornado
These are the scariest things I watched and I just watched this one in a pitch black room in the middle of the night. Not sleeping now.
SCP-001: *appears
SCP and GOC: unite
"you must stay where you are"
"find shelter"
Dude, we're gettin' the band back together!
When on the end it says Secure contain and protect, when its mission united with goc you should put global occocult coalition there also.
"damn it this is the 5th time this week"
Every body gangsta till the video finished but you see it in television automatically
SCP 001 "I'm just tryin grab lunch, why all these ants throwing themselves into me."
SCP-2399: Time for another mission.
plot twist, i’m scp 001 because of my iron deficiency
What would also be cool is imagine church of the broken god was fixed into this, a world war between 001 and the church vs scp,GOC, etc.
The fact that there is no backround sound makes all of these videos horrifying.
and i got the chills.
"hey, uh theres a non-manned sentient tank thingy outside that will eat you and destroy your house. but uh, stay calm."
Welcome to: Making my sleep a fucking nightmare! This is day one, lets see what happens next!
Hes now the fixed god
"stay still"
"then, find nearest shelter"
scp-001: Creates the gulf of California
scp-001: *is the size of central park*
Bruh he rapping at the beginning "uh yeah if you this message you must remain where you are yeah if you see this message find shelter nearby"
The transmission folks in Mexico saw before/as the gulf of baha was made.
Imagine thta your name is Global Occult Coalition but now all the people around the world know who you are.
human blood has iron in it that may be the cause of the hazard
I like how clear the directions are tbh
0:19 i swear ive dreamt of that machine since i was 4