What is the Best switch for osu!?

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  • Опубликовано: 28 сен 2024
  • In the Video i will be testing switches for osu! and compare which is the best for the game
    Keypad used: goo.gl/mn53Up
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    Thanks For Watching o/

Комментарии • 2 тыс.

  • @azka4779
    @azka4779 5 лет назад +4075

    My keyboard :
    Rainbow switch
    Sound : Similar to jet engine sound
    Force : 25lbs
    Actuates at 1kilometer

    • @kawaiiplushtorturer3875
      @kawaiiplushtorturer3875 5 лет назад +261

      My keyboard:
      No-Switch
      Sound: Louder than a supernova
      Force: 5000 megatons
      Actuates at 6289 zettameters

    • @Meidri9292
      @Meidri9292 5 лет назад +349

      My keyboard:
      *Membrane*

    • @hazuki3846
      @hazuki3846 5 лет назад +88

      My keyboard: those normal things you get when you have a job

    • @gampyre
      @gampyre 5 лет назад +8

      same

    • @opax.
      @opax. 5 лет назад +20

      my keyboard:
      romer g

  • @bappodabonk
    @bappodabonk 5 лет назад +3658

    “Personally I hate browns... BROWN SWITCHES I SAID BROW-“
    Vox Media: Singaporean RUclipsr addicted to clicking circles admits he is racist.

  • @elapsedtime8348
    @elapsedtime8348 3 года назад +566

    My dude actually went to a bowling place to explain how black and white switches feel

    • @Smugify
      @Smugify 3 года назад +35

      quality over quantity

    • @wavingbuddy5704
      @wavingbuddy5704 3 года назад +5

      man is barred from the alley 100%

  • @AniMesuro
    @AniMesuro 5 лет назад +522

    Nah. windows Virtual Keyboard switches will always be the best for streaming in osu though.
    The travel distance is virtual so it fixes every input lag problem.

    • @terracemason4635
      @terracemason4635 5 лет назад +10

      Well actually, to hit those keys on the screen, you'll need touchscreen. Touchscreen has a big delay compared to physical keyboards, so it's not delay-less.

    • @mortimermouse3086
      @mortimermouse3086 5 лет назад +80

      @@terracemason4635 sar·casm
      /ˈsärˌkazəm/Submit
      noun
      the use of irony to mock or convey contempt.
      "his voice, hardened by sarcasm, could not hide his resentment"
      synonyms: derision, mockery, ridicule, satire, irony, scorn, sneering, scoffing, gibing, taunting; More

    • @AniMesuro
      @AniMesuro 5 лет назад +9

      @@mortimermouse3086 thank you.

    • @ktaku6459
      @ktaku6459 5 лет назад +2

      @@terracemason4635 sar·casm
      /ˈsärˌkazəm/Submit
      Learn to pronounce
      noun
      the use of irony to mock or convey contempt.
      "his voice, hardened by sarcasm, could not hide his resentment"
      synonyms: derision, mockery, ridicule, satire, irony, scorn, sneering, scoffing, gibing, taunting; More

    • @emiru-kun6323
      @emiru-kun6323 5 лет назад +5

      mind if I put an
      /r/wooosh
      Here?

  • @shark20069
    @shark20069 3 года назад +190

    0:11 What is a switch
    1:03 *Red switch*
    1:28 Red sounds
    1:48 *Blue switch*
    2:09 Blue sounds
    2:34 *Brown switch*
    2:51 Brown sounds
    3:13 *Cherry Speed switch*
    3:32 Speed sounds
    4:00 *Cherry black switch*
    4:28 Black sounds
    4:41 *Cherry white switch*
    5:11 White sounds
    5:46 *Gateron Clear switch*
    6:14 Gateron Clear sounds
    6:51 The best??
    2:45

    • @NamenlosGG
      @NamenlosGG 2 года назад +5

      THE LAST ONE LOL

    • @CostTheCrazy
      @CostTheCrazy 2 года назад

      The sound of the brown switch is so satisfying

    • @breadfruit5
      @breadfruit5 Год назад

      @@CostTheCrazy you are weird

  • @VortexIIV
    @VortexIIV 5 лет назад +107

    i was deciding what switch to buy, thanks this really helped

  • @gian6113
    @gian6113 5 лет назад +60

    yo why the heck is this video doesn't have a good amount of views. It's quality content and very good editing

    • @suntpacifist1856
      @suntpacifist1856 5 лет назад +5

      Cuz it was posted 12 mins ago when u commented😂

    • @gian6113
      @gian6113 5 лет назад +3

      @@suntpacifist1856 seems legit

  • @piku768
    @piku768 3 года назад +11

    I have blue switches and they are so loud that I wake up my parents who are nextroom

  • @sguzaki4545
    @sguzaki4545 5 лет назад +65

    I use red switches but I swapped my spacebar to make it a black switch because I always press in accidentally...

    • @n1csan
      @n1csan 5 лет назад +2

      Kailh Silver Speed Switches + 3x 70A O-Rings lul
      Kailh Silver Speed > Cherry MX Speed btw

    • @esalyers_822
      @esalyers_822 2 года назад

      @@n1csan all switches > any cherry/kailh switch

  • @lunarleaf
    @lunarleaf 4 года назад +8

    quick note: browns arent quieter blues, theyre more like reds with a tactile bump, not a heavy and clicky bump like blues. I switched from reds to browns recently and I was hesitant as first cuz I heard they were just like blues but they feel nothing alike

    • @SquashyBoy
      @SquashyBoy  4 года назад +1

      🤮 browns

    • @lunarleaf
      @lunarleaf 4 года назад +1

      @@SquashyBoy yeah i hate browns too
      wait fuck NO NO NO

    • @lunarleaf
      @lunarleaf 4 года назад

      @@Dubufy I would go for standard gateron browns, they arent very loud and give plenty of feedback, silent switches tend to be more mushy. Reds are also good if you dont like the feeling greens had with the bump, although the bump on the browns is more subtle and isnt noticeable for me while playing unless im playing slower maps with low bpm streams/bursts

    • @esalyers_822
      @esalyers_822 2 года назад

      @@lunarleaf clearly you're on a budget going for browns, so get milky yellows instead

    • @lunarleaf
      @lunarleaf 2 года назад

      @@esalyers_822 bro this comment 2yrs old, I have a gmmk with box Jades rn and for osu I use hyperx Alloy origins

  • @beesinred3138
    @beesinred3138 4 года назад +7

    My friends sent me this video because everytime we play any rhythm game I "apparently" break my poor poor keyboard, even though it's still functioning and fine.

  • @don_chanGD
    @don_chanGD 5 лет назад +80

    Cherry Green gang where u at
    90g of pure testosterone

    • @3D1ofakind
      @3D1ofakind 5 лет назад

      IKJGHABGKABNIOU

    • @Astrafe
      @Astrafe 5 лет назад

      80G

    • @silvergashalife1626
      @silvergashalife1626 5 лет назад +2

      i have a razer blackwidow ultimate 2016. green switches

    • @p0tat0s_
      @p0tat0s_ 5 лет назад

      Gateron greens, close enough ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @JuanHarlow
      @JuanHarlow 4 года назад

      No love for the greens smh

  • @jasondillavou3076
    @jasondillavou3076 5 лет назад +6

    I could visibly feel your hand pains during the black switches and white switches

  • @echolessowl
    @echolessowl 4 года назад +9

    can we get a mechanical keyboard switch that sounds like that one hitsound that everybody seems to use

  • @contvmpt
    @contvmpt 5 лет назад +97

    hi miraie im big fan

  • @nerassmallerchannel5619
    @nerassmallerchannel5619 5 лет назад +18

    "I hate browns"
    -Squashy 2k19

  • @z3nbuu36
    @z3nbuu36 3 года назад +4

    "Whats your favorite switch to use in osu?"
    Me who plays with Membrane Keyboard: Yes

  • @qan348
    @qan348 3 года назад +5

    My taps during streams just shake my whole table, it's literally bumping your head into the keyboardhasbfnxahjshjxnjfxdsajfhbxsdfd

    • @amvsanz1338
      @amvsanz1338 3 года назад +1

      same my table almost collapse after streams

  • @CaptainSaitama0108
    @CaptainSaitama0108 3 года назад +4

    5:11 song name?
    Edit: Just found out the song title is Chiisana Koi No Uta | by Omoi
    I was able to find the sing because of how I recognized the voice in other songs like Snow Drive (0.123), and thankfully I was right.

  • @pablovaldez5946
    @pablovaldez5946 3 года назад +2

    What are the beatmaps to all the songs he played?

  • @cosmizu
    @cosmizu 5 лет назад +8

    nah bro, buckling spring switches are obviously the best

    • @haru9666
      @haru9666 5 лет назад

      no man, beamsprings are better

  • @wegamegood2884
    @wegamegood2884 2 года назад +1

    i feel like whites and black feel more like when you have one of those soft pillows that slowly inflate after pressing under each key and honey smeared all over the key

  • @Jeejjj
    @Jeejjj 4 года назад +2

    "so without further ado let's jump right into the video [...] ok before we get into the switches"

  • @zorochi1206
    @zorochi1206 5 лет назад +11

    Hes not only good at the game, hes funny too..

  • @chickenoodle3397
    @chickenoodle3397 4 года назад +10

    My Keyboard :
    Switch : Silver Speed
    Sound : Mechanical?? oh really annoying compared to other ones.
    Force : 45
    Actuates at 1.2mm

  • @minechannn
    @minechannn 5 лет назад +4

    Idk if I'm gay but I hate red switches and love black switches. It's harder to activate but in the long run, as your fingers get stronger and get used to the switches, you have the capability to go faster then red and other switches. I'd highly recommend black switches if you want to improve stamina also :)

    • @marshallroels5472
      @marshallroels5472 5 лет назад

      I mean, do you like people of the same gender as you?

    • @YSoAggressive
      @YSoAggressive 5 лет назад

      Mine Chan have you ever heard of deathstreamers with black switches that can rival people like Informous or Gayzmcgee, me neither

    • @minechannn
      @minechannn 5 лет назад

      @@YSoAggressive Informous uses green switches I'm pretty sure so he is also using a switch which is harder to press so it's kinda the same idea. Not too sure about gayz though but that doesn't mean that blacks should be disregarded, after all idke even uses them so they must have some benifit...

  • @nisem0no
    @nisem0no 3 года назад +3

    I made the mistake of buying a Cherry MX White KB for my first major mechanical KB. Boy did that get thrown into the cupboard fast after trying it. If that keyboard had a voice, it'd shout from the rooftops that I'm an abusive asshole, considering how much I hated it. And MX Whites have tons of inconsistency across switches, so half the switches don't even click despite being clicky switches. Really poo switch overall. Any linear switch that has a low amount of required force is good for OSU in my opinion. My favourites so far are Kailh Box Reds, MX Reds and Razer optical linear switches. I still have to try Cherry Speeds ;(

    • @salad2357
      @salad2357 2 года назад

      what bout gateron?

  • @cblyrically4310
    @cblyrically4310 3 года назад +1

    Me who saw the bowing ball clips
    Finally something to enjoy in this vid ( personally thinking )

  • @bobiernest1127
    @bobiernest1127 4 года назад +4

    when squashy says twitter, the youtube subtitle says tito

  • @fishii6683
    @fishii6683 3 года назад +3

    I highly recommend removing the o ring from ur switches if u have that. Just try to play without them, you will feel everything. I recently discovered that I have them and what a pleasure it was to play without them.

    • @super-bi5xv
      @super-bi5xv 3 года назад

      whats an o ring

    • @agamerwithzeroveiws4385
      @agamerwithzeroveiws4385 3 года назад

      @@super-bi5xv I hope that's a joke

    • @super-bi5xv
      @super-bi5xv 3 года назад

      @@agamerwithzeroveiws4385 its not

    • @agamerwithzeroveiws4385
      @agamerwithzeroveiws4385 3 года назад

      @@super-bi5xv oh its a little rubber ring that you put on the switch stem and it makes it feel more bouncy

    • @super-bi5xv
      @super-bi5xv 3 года назад

      @@agamerwithzeroveiws4385 interesting im buying a new keypad cuz my current one is annoying to use should i take the o ring off the new ones? there gonna have cherry silvers

  • @orugacrest
    @orugacrest 5 лет назад +2

    vantablack 100g when

  • @Est3lia
    @Est3lia 5 лет назад +6

    maps(not in order) mazare party / presenter*(yes with *) / natsukoi hanabi / super nuko world (not all cuz i used shazam to find them sry uwu)

    • @ST0N3
      @ST0N3 2 года назад

      the one i was searching for is not on the list 🤡
      anyway thank you

    • @Est3lia
      @Est3lia 2 года назад

      @@ST0N3 ooof sorry i tried 2 years ago :)))

    • @ST0N3
      @ST0N3 2 года назад +1

      @@Est3lia NVM I FOUND IT LMFAO
      Now complete your list, the name is:
      *Sakura no Zenya (Speed Up Ver.)*

    • @Est3lia
      @Est3lia 2 года назад

      @@ST0N3 lol thx

  • @koturoshi_
    @koturoshi_ 4 года назад +3

    I need beatmaps list, please

  • @kriskiireonsitakschill1732
    @kriskiireonsitakschill1732 5 лет назад +2

    My favorites are kailh box reds or lubed gateron reds.
    Any other game: Kailh box brown

  • @anonimity888
    @anonimity888 4 года назад +5

    5:12 what song?

  • @acidsilly
    @acidsilly 5 лет назад +4

    and here I am
    With Razer green switches

  • @5uru594
    @5uru594 4 года назад +1

    what beatmaps did you user in the video? i really liked the beatmaps and the video in general

  • @mistify3617
    @mistify3617 3 года назад +1

    so out of this i got that black switchs are like weight training for osu

    • @minttshake
      @minttshake 3 года назад

      the funny thing is that the weight difference is next to nothing. I have hyperglide blacks and while they feel heavier than other switches I've used, it changed nothing about my stamina or anything. Its not that bad at all.

  • @Spider2B
    @Spider2B 4 года назад +1

    Exactly what i needed thank you

  • @ranzeyy7446
    @ranzeyy7446 3 года назад +2

    I don’t really like light switches and I use black switches

  • @tnbbcp
    @tnbbcp 3 года назад +3

    Is it bad I unironically like using black switches? I’m mostly focusing on streaming now, so I guess it makes sense, but I plan to switch back to reds at some point soon.

  • @Josh-wp5tm
    @Josh-wp5tm 4 года назад +5

    1:01 turn on captions
    *[Applause]*

    • @Keshirekk
      @Keshirekk 4 года назад

      so I'm not the only one watching with captions

  • @polarin1
    @polarin1 4 года назад +6

    are there any tactile or clicky switches with the same stats as speed
    edit: i have found speed kalih gold and speed kalih bronze

  • @terrathesecond7660
    @terrathesecond7660 2 года назад

    gosh...i have been using white for osu!mania for quite a time now
    and i thought this is fine
    cant wait to buy a new switch for my keyboard

  • @hakui7531
    @hakui7531 4 года назад +1

    Lol I realized how heavy the 67g holy pandas I was using for osu were
    It didn't feel heavy until you pointed out the blacks

  • @maily-of1mb
    @maily-of1mb 3 года назад +3

    6:37 map?

  • @TankAndKingsman
    @TankAndKingsman 3 года назад +1

    I still love using black switch, i kinda like wanna smash every thing

  • @daifukumochidango2855
    @daifukumochidango2855 4 года назад +1

    Laughs in no switch, office keyboard

  • @encryptics
    @encryptics 4 года назад +1

    i feel like i like speed and red switches, both are good but i like really clicky switches because they’re satisfying af

  • @evantao589
    @evantao589 4 года назад +4

    u know hes an osu player when they got past the 50,000,000 click durability rating on their x key

  • @k1llerace948
    @k1llerace948 3 года назад +1

    what is the name of the song played while reviewing the white switches?

  • @YoL0JeRxGoR
    @YoL0JeRxGoR 4 года назад +4

    6:01 when u using gatheron clear XD P.S. Opto-Switch user

    • @tastydoritos9915
      @tastydoritos9915 3 года назад

      I also play with the razer huntsman, but i really like the brown mx switches on my keypad

  • @SOOH27
    @SOOH27 5 лет назад +1

    i hear browns are like scratch linears. is that true? I just got a pack of cherry browns for really cheap on novelkeys (genuine cherry, I know that gateron has really good browns.) and I'm wondering if they'll suck

    • @SOOH27
      @SOOH27 5 лет назад

      @CallMeYump I have both the cherry browns and kailh browns right now, and the cherries are definitely softer to press down on, but really nice to type on.

    • @SOOH27
      @SOOH27 5 лет назад

      @CallMeYump i feel like the people who do the reviews on some websites might be a bit too harsh with their descriptions. It almost ended up turning me away from a good product.
      also, I got them for dirt cheap on novelkeys and it's just too good of a deal to pass up

    • @SOOH27
      @SOOH27 5 лет назад

      @CallMeYump too bad I can't find me some holy pandas for a cheap price. the ones on Drop went out of stock again. (the smaller packs, anyway.)

    • @SOOH27
      @SOOH27 5 лет назад

      @CallMeYump bro you're makin me jealous here. I've gotta nab some next time they're availible

  • @hakura028
    @hakura028 5 лет назад +7

    "Personally... I hate brown.... "
    You should have finish your sentence....

  • @Mitchell_Sch
    @Mitchell_Sch 3 года назад +1

    Alternate title: which keyboard switch is the best for unlocking your android?

  • @Chainy_Wainy
    @Chainy_Wainy 2 года назад +1

    i know you wont respond but what do you recommend for mania?

  • @ergusson2260
    @ergusson2260 4 года назад +1

    Razer DID manufacture keyboards with cherry blues, not any more sadly

  • @Biing40
    @Biing40 5 лет назад +3

    Is there a way to get all the switches in a bundle that way i don't have yo buy all of them and test each one myself?

  • @zealiaa
    @zealiaa 5 лет назад +3

    6:14 what song is that?

  • @zero-mz2sh
    @zero-mz2sh 4 года назад +4

    Toy: *laughs in black switch*

  • @cranberryjuice3998
    @cranberryjuice3998 4 года назад +2

    i was about to be so mad after watching the whole video, only for him to say "its your choice".

  • @kvin8588
    @kvin8588 4 года назад +1

    Everybody Gangsta till he says he personally hates browns

  • @mrkea2720
    @mrkea2720 5 лет назад +4

    Song:10%
    Red 1:38
    Blue 2:22
    Blown 3:03
    Speed 3:44
    Black 4:36
    White 5:23
    Gateron clear 6:24

    • @mofliw6933
      @mofliw6933 4 года назад

      What’s the map for the red switches

  • @leveluplars
    @leveluplars 2 года назад +1

    haha the clips especially the bowling ones where comedy gold

  • @coopermichael911
    @coopermichael911 5 лет назад +4

    I would rather just tap on my tablet and break my pen

    • @Meyy1105
      @Meyy1105 5 лет назад +1

      im actually doing that

  • @eminch6255
    @eminch6255 5 лет назад +6

    5:12 map pls

  • @shxdes10
    @shxdes10 4 года назад +1

    You should try optical switches

  • @夕やッ
    @夕やッ 5 лет назад +4

    map list?! anyone?! please..

    • @5uru594
      @5uru594 3 года назад

      I feel you

  • @murata5552
    @murata5552 5 лет назад +1

    What Screen Recorder do you use

  • @zanyx3376
    @zanyx3376 5 лет назад +3

    Psh life support switches r the best

  • @newleafoverit
    @newleafoverit 5 лет назад +3

    1:35 osu song pls

  • @azazel4866
    @azazel4866 5 лет назад +2

    Why didn't you talk about razer keys

  • @Dommyyboi
    @Dommyyboi 3 года назад +1

    browns and blue i actually had to skip it was so bad

  • @mkouuJ
    @mkouuJ 3 года назад +1

    Me: *trying to buy a 2 key keypad*
    Also Me: *full alts with A and D key*

  • @puffball2059
    @puffball2059 4 года назад +1

    bold of you to assume we can afford more than pocky.

  • @greendude7231
    @greendude7231 4 года назад +1

    I think brown switches are very nice. I started to play osu with a blue switch and with browns its preety great if u started with a blue switch like me

  • @ham6
    @ham6 2 года назад +1

    you forgot the gateron yellows :’)

  • @lynx2247
    @lynx2247 5 лет назад +2

    ty for making dis vid im getting mechanical keyboard soon

  • @leventee127
    @leventee127 5 лет назад +2

    Speed switches like single tapping the hole stream

  • @davidvazquez8526
    @davidvazquez8526 4 года назад +1

    are optical switches from razer (purples, good for osu)?

  • @Tired_m0nkey
    @Tired_m0nkey 3 года назад

    btw what is the beatmap you used by the Gatreon clear switches?

  • @obtuse2927
    @obtuse2927 4 года назад +1

    6:41 listen you can’t listen to this and tell me it doesn’t sound like shige or cookiezi’s keyboard from those old streams on twitch

  • @Tao-dh9yz
    @Tao-dh9yz 3 года назад +1

    did you lube all the switches, reds do not sound like that. (I KNOW THIS IS OLD)

  • @nyu7991
    @nyu7991 5 лет назад +2

    I've got a question. I've heard people say that Brown switches feel scratchy and inconsistent after the tactile bump. Is that true?

    • @docmcstuffins6300
      @docmcstuffins6300 4 года назад

      yes, they are fucking trash, if you want any tactility dont get browns

  • @aoguro2207
    @aoguro2207 4 года назад +1

    0:53 cursed squashy boi

  • @meipei2423
    @meipei2423 4 года назад +1

    Me, Who uses cherry Blacks,Browns,and speed on a regular basis...:
    Well...
    shit.

  • @leowolastname2250
    @leowolastname2250 4 года назад +2

    mx blacks are really pain
    me who is planning to get zilents with 62g: oh

    • @zealiaa
      @zealiaa 4 года назад +2

      Dude I'm buying Zealios V2 62g

    • @leowolastname2250
      @leowolastname2250 4 года назад

      @@zealiaa naisu!

    • @nolategame6367
      @nolategame6367 4 года назад

      Isn't that 62g the bottom out weight and not the actuation weight? Also I don't get what's he going at but blue switches really require 60g because of the bump itself
      Blacks are simply stiffer reds that he hates. Some people actually prefer them over reds because some of the older batches are reportedly smoother.

    • @leowolastname2250
      @leowolastname2250 4 года назад

      @@nolategame6367 No, I don't think so
      As the zeal linears have the same spring options

    • @nolategame6367
      @nolategame6367 4 года назад

      @@leowolastname2250 nope zealios themselves say that the switches are rated at bottom out force. So it's not 62g to actuation

  • @loafboynae
    @loafboynae 3 года назад +1

    Smile caught in 4K ZCHESSE

  • @ian8304
    @ian8304 3 года назад +1

    Oh, i fucked up, i just bought a keypad with White switches

  • @takeruhiura8903
    @takeruhiura8903 3 года назад +1

    I prefer reds for osu, things like blues or blacks are too much when I’m trying to do really fast naps

  • @brudieon948
    @brudieon948 3 года назад +1

    oh and do you know where the speed switches are? is it like limited edition or out of stock?

  • @sethamoto9061
    @sethamoto9061 3 года назад

    I hate razer with a passion, but those red linear opticals are fast af.

  • @beccasn8725
    @beccasn8725 3 года назад +1

    i just realised mine are black switches (ajazz ak33) i tthhiink its time to buy a new keyboard😁😁

  • @wlockk8301
    @wlockk8301 3 года назад

    'hey guys welcome to a new video, now without further ado lets jump right into the video'
    damn grammarly did help with the scripts

  • @Nikko1502
    @Nikko1502 3 года назад +1

    I have kailh Silver Speed switches nad its really good for streaming in osu

  • @Fermarosu
    @Fermarosu 4 года назад +1

    So, blue or black?

  • @lypzel6955
    @lypzel6955 3 года назад +1

    So basically red is best all around blue is nicest sounding and most satisfying brown is rip-off blue

  • @pilamonakaswivelman9984
    @pilamonakaswivelman9984 3 года назад +1

    The blue switch go SCRARRARARARARARARARARRARAR

  • @Nekoowoo
    @Nekoowoo 5 лет назад +1

    2:10 omg wtf i thought your stylus was someone dabbing and dancing

  • @Wish.com.goku.black.hahaha
    @Wish.com.goku.black.hahaha 3 года назад +1

    The one that i hate the most:browns and blues! Me: throwing up