Last night, I got an envelope from my landlord. I was 2 weeks behind on rent, and I knew I couldn't afford to pay for it. Suddenly, I heard my doorbell ring. When I opened it, there was no one there, only what seemed to be a fading blue light and a single envelope on the ground. Inside was a note that said "terrible econ rating" and a Rolex worth several thousand dollars, enough to pay my rent for a year. Flabbergasted, I turned around to see Eggsterr sitting on my couch, eating my leftover pizza. “You’re out of ranch,” he said, before vanishing, leaving nothing but an empty bottle. What a great guy...
When my grandma's at her hospital bed reading me her last wish she said she long for the Yoru guide that Eggsterr promised in 1917 and I was left bewildered. Be careful everyone Eggsterr is way ancient than we thought....
I pulled up to a drive-thru, and who else but Eggsterr was at the window-not working there, but coaching the employees. ‘You don’t just serve the fries,’ he explained. ‘You prefire the nuggets into the bag to save time.’ As a stunned cashier practiced swing peeking the drink machine, Eggsterr adjusted his headset and said, ‘Remember, every second counts in the clutch.’ Before I could order, he threw down a smoke bomb and disappeared into the play area. My fries were cold, but the staff was radiant.
eggy boi @teets made a video about you like yesterday about how you sh*t on tier 1 pros you should watch it while in queue for your next stream. P.S. (i'll be there)
Last night, I got an envelope from my landlord. I was 2 weeks behind on rent, and I knew I couldn't afford to pay for it. Suddenly, I heard my doorbell ring. When I opened it, there was no one there, only what seemed to be a fading blue light and a single envelope on the ground. Inside was a note that said "terrible econ rating" and a Rolex worth several thousand dollars, enough to pay my rent for a year. Flabbergasted, I turned around to see Eggsterr sitting on my couch, eating my leftover pizza. “You’re out of ranch,” he said, before vanishing, leaving nothing but an empty bottle. What a great guy...
Last night, I got an envelope from my landlord. I was 2 weeks behind on rent, and I knew I couldn't afford to pay for it. Suddenly, I heard my doorbell ring. When I opened it, there was no one there, only what seemed to be a fading blue light and a single envelope on the ground. Inside was a note that said "terrible econ rating" and a Rolex worth several thousand dollars, enough to pay my rent for a year. Flabbergasted, I turned around to see Eggsterr sitting on my couch, eating my leftover pizza. “You’re out of ranch,” he said, before vanishing, leaving nothing but an empty bottle. What a great guy...
Last night, I got an envelope from my landlord. I was 2 weeks behind on rent, and I knew I couldn't afford to pay for it. Suddenly, I heard my doorbell ring. When I opened it, there was no one there, only what seemed to be a fading blue light and a single envelope on the ground. Inside was a note that said "terrible econ rating" and a Rolex worth several thousand dollars, enough to pay my rent for a year. Flabbergasted, I turned around to see Eggsterr sitting on my couch, eating my leftover pizza. “You’re out of ranch,” he said, before vanishing, leaving nothing but an empty bottle. What a great guy...
get well soon
Bro might be more unemployed than vexbolts
Another dub hahaha 😂
Lun out of his villain arc without any character development. Eggsterr lore expands
Actually seeing eggster is such a feat, your usually dead before your unblinded
When my grandma's at her hospital bed reading me her last wish she said she long for the Yoru guide that Eggsterr promised in 1917 and I was left bewildered. Be careful everyone Eggsterr is way ancient than we thought....
🌷🪴🦂🕷🌹🌹🗺🗾⛰🏺🎢🎢🎉🎟
LOL
Yoru guide is his videos
I pulled up to a drive-thru, and who else but Eggsterr was at the window-not working there, but coaching the employees. ‘You don’t just serve the fries,’ he explained. ‘You prefire the nuggets into the bag to save time.’ As a stunned cashier practiced swing peeking the drink machine, Eggsterr adjusted his headset and said, ‘Remember, every second counts in the clutch.’ Before I could order, he threw down a smoke bomb and disappeared into the play area. My fries were cold, but the staff was radiant.
1:25 does bro know he can naturally develop his reaction time without having to be a short king
Nah he cant he has 15k+ hours in fps he maxed it out at this point
5:43
they tingling?
Yueh 👁️🫦👁️
13:35 naah that push was personal :D WP
8:48 nice flash 😂😂
Yeah lol
I don't have a fake story today, just the good news that i hit immortal 3
Drinking a beer while watching egg gotta be on of the best experiences.
5:39 goated coms by the king
1:57 smooth transition
how even fake tenz is at radiant/immo lobbies alr, that's crazy work
just play the game
@@CatBvrritoand be good*
thats not even fake tenz lol. That is rossy
1:23 you must be 7'3 😂
What other 5v5 shooters have you played?
Thank you for feeding us content, papa eggster
Eggsterr you should make an upload of a premier game or a 5 stack comp game
Can't wait for the new thumbnail and the new title 🔥🔥
if thats fake tenz im fake demon 1
"Babe wake up, Eggster posted"
Great video eggster
is this a re-upload
The guys team is completely muted 18:10
Bro changed the title 3 times
Hello eggster
Can u drop every day a video I'm really enjoying you playing
I wish I'm becoming like you one day
yo wth is your sens I keep seeing you do 360s in ur vids and i can't do that with my low ahh sens
where's the jett video?
bro changed the video title as mentioning pigs was the important part
Eggster just killed fake tenz
buy high sell low, gg
When will the youtube streams return ?
elevenz radiant now??
That aint elevenz dawg
eggster for your next 24 hrs no yoru, can you play omen?
11:52 this guy muted his whole team? cool
how tall is eggster? he looks like hes tall
my goat
This wasn't the original title 😅
Yo Eggsterr what does Ueyaldahol mean baby?
live when??
Repost?
i bet he called him fake tenz cuz he complains as much as him
i love the red one
eggsterr can fix me
i've reached a point where i remember seeing these matches live from the twitch stream
Wheres the story guy
The GOAT
editor on drugs these days
Hi, thank you! On my channel you can find latest version of the valorant skin changer! 🥵🥴
eggy boi @teets made a video about you like yesterday about how you sh*t on tier 1 pros you should watch it while in queue for your next stream. P.S. (i'll be there)
Can you share the link? 🙏
1k like over hear
2060?
why is the audio so buns 💔
Last night, I got an envelope from my landlord. I was 2 weeks behind on rent, and I knew I couldn't afford to pay for it. Suddenly, I heard my doorbell ring. When I opened it, there was no one there, only what seemed to be a fading blue light and a single envelope on the ground. Inside was a note that said "terrible econ rating" and a Rolex worth several thousand dollars, enough to pay my rent for a year. Flabbergasted, I turned around to see Eggsterr sitting on my couch, eating my leftover pizza. “You’re out of ranch,” he said, before vanishing, leaving nothing but an empty bottle. What a great guy...
holy copypasta
@@speclessthan3shit no sherlock
10:08
Peggster peg rost
10:27 Mario music
17:02 why is bro swearing in russian
egg
Can you post the video where you went against pros
that iso is unbelievably cringe
meow meow meow
Theese thumbnails are gettin weirder n weirder
Legster
Only yoru that doesn’t flash his teammates
He does and also these guys are radiants they know how to dodge flashes
Where are u people?
So close 2 being first😭🙏
lol
Rent is so high
nice ruclips.net/user/shortsFnO1bEtpN7U
First 9 seconds
first?
queggster
Last night, I got an envelope from my landlord. I was 2 weeks behind on rent, and I knew I couldn't afford to pay for it. Suddenly, I heard my doorbell ring. When I opened it, there was no one there, only what seemed to be a fading blue light and a single envelope on the ground. Inside was a note that said "terrible econ rating" and a Rolex worth several thousand dollars, enough to pay my rent for a year. Flabbergasted, I turned around to see Eggsterr sitting on my couch, eating my leftover pizza. “You’re out of ranch,” he said, before vanishing, leaving nothing but an empty bottle. What a great guy...
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