I want to get a set of tungsten dice for my ttrpg but I want to paint them white like normal dice and then people will freak out at how heavy they are and I'll just say "they carry the weight of their history of rolls and consequences"
I want them for whenever my players do something stupid. I roll on a really shitty TV dinner tray, and if the dice ever break the tray, a tarrasque awakens.
lol weighted dice. I can just see that... "here, use my weighted dice" "wow.. they're really heavy" "yeah I weighted every face equally. i'm not a cheater"
Richard Behiel 5.0 out of 5 stars This Cube Cured my Mortality Reviewed in the United States on November 9, 2019 Verified Purchase All the people here who bought this wireless tungsten cube to admire its surreal heft have precisely the wrong mindset. I, in my exalted wisdom and unbridled ambition, bought this cube to become fully accustomed to the intensity of its density, to make its weight bearable and in fact normal to me, so that all the world around me may fade into a fluffy arena of gravitational inconsequence. And it has worked, to profound success. I have carried the tungsten with me, have grown attached to the downward pull of its small form, its desire to be one with the floor. This force has become so normal to me that lifting any other object now feels like lifting cotton candy, or a fluffy pillow. Big burly manly men who pump iron now seem to me as little children who raise mere aluminum. I can hardly remember the days before I became a man of tungsten. How distant those days seem now, how burdened by the apparent heaviness of everyday objects. I laugh at the philistines who still operate in a world devoid of tungsten, their shoulders thin and unempowered by the experience of bearing tungsten. Ha, what fools, blissful in their ignorance, anesthetized by their lack of meaningful struggle, devoid of passion. Nietzsche once said that a man who has a why can bear almost any how. But a man who has a tungsten cube can bear any object less dense, and all this talk of why and how becomes unnecessary. Schopenhauer once said that every man takes the limits of his own field of vision for the limits of the world. Tungsten expands the limits of a man’s field of vision by showing him an example of increased density, in comparison to which the everyday objects to which he was formerly accustomed gain a light and airy quality. Who can lament the tragedy of life, when surrounded by such lightweight objects? Who can cry in a world of styrofoam and cushions? Have you yet understood? This is no ordinary metal. In this metal is the alchemical potential to transform your world, by transforming your expectations. Those who have not yet held the cube in their hands and mouths will not understand, for they still live in a world of normal density, like Plato’s cave dwellers. Those who have opened their mind to the density of tungsten will shift their expectations of weight and density accordingly. To give this cube a rating of anything less than five stars would be to condemn life itself. Who am I, as a mere mortal, to judge the most compact of all affordable materials? No. I say gratefully to whichever grand being may have created this universe: good job on the tungsten. It sure is dense. I sit here with my tungsten cube, transcendent above death itself. For insofar as this tungsten cube will last forever, I am in the presence of immortality.
Tungsten, or wolfram, is a chemical element with the symbol W and atomic number 74. Tungsten is a rare metal found naturally on Earth almost exclusively as compounds with other elements. It was identified as a new element in 1781 and first isolated as a metal in 1783. Its important ores include scheelite and wolframite, the latter lending the element its alternate name.
@@TezasTunes hahah, I see, well at least I was a little right 😅 still doesn't diminish how nice this sounds! also congratulations on the eventual recovery, that stuff can be real tough
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I want to get a set of tungsten dice for my ttrpg but I want to paint them white like normal dice and then people will freak out at how heavy they are and I'll just say
"they carry the weight of their history of rolls and consequences"
I want them for whenever my players do something stupid.
I roll on a really shitty TV dinner tray, and if the dice ever break the tray, a tarrasque awakens.
If you ever find where to buy them let me know please
Solution: play a system that only uses d6’s, like Fate
you can buy a bunch of little tungsten cubes and just paint them like dice
@@DragonWinter36 We're actually using a PtbA system so D6 are all that's required BUT I still want a full set haha
lol weighted dice. I can just see that... "here, use my weighted dice" "wow.. they're really heavy" "yeah I weighted every face equally. i'm not a cheater"
You're so real for this
Teza’s upload timing has been on point lately
My general upload time is ??? o'clock and ?! per month
Thank you Tungsten cuuUUUUUᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒₒₒₒₒₒooooobe
Whenever you feel down, always remember: Tungsten Cubes are your anchor in density ❤
Legit that slow funk though 👌👌
why can't i stop listening to this
Inspiring. Motivational. Life-changing.
This is the epitome of heavy metal music, thank you
I hear they cure mortality.
Anything does if you throw it hard enough
Richard Behiel
5.0 out of 5 stars This Cube Cured my Mortality
Reviewed in the United States on November 9, 2019
Verified Purchase
All the people here who bought this wireless tungsten cube to admire its surreal heft have precisely the wrong mindset. I, in my exalted wisdom and unbridled ambition, bought this cube to become fully accustomed to the intensity of its density, to make its weight bearable and in fact normal to me, so that all the world around me may fade into a fluffy arena of gravitational inconsequence. And it has worked, to profound success. I have carried the tungsten with me, have grown attached to the downward pull of its small form, its desire to be one with the floor. This force has become so normal to me that lifting any other object now feels like lifting cotton candy, or a fluffy pillow. Big burly manly men who pump iron now seem to me as little children who raise mere aluminum.
I can hardly remember the days before I became a man of tungsten. How distant those days seem now, how burdened by the apparent heaviness of everyday objects. I laugh at the philistines who still operate in a world devoid of tungsten, their shoulders thin and unempowered by the experience of bearing tungsten. Ha, what fools, blissful in their ignorance, anesthetized by their lack of meaningful struggle, devoid of passion.
Nietzsche once said that a man who has a why can bear almost any how. But a man who has a tungsten cube can bear any object less dense, and all this talk of why and how becomes unnecessary.
Schopenhauer once said that every man takes the limits of his own field of vision for the limits of the world. Tungsten expands the limits of a man’s field of vision by showing him an example of increased density, in comparison to which the everyday objects to which he was formerly accustomed gain a light and airy quality. Who can lament the tragedy of life, when surrounded by such lightweight objects? Who can cry in a world of styrofoam and cushions?
Have you yet understood? This is no ordinary metal. In this metal is the alchemical potential to transform your world, by transforming your expectations. Those who have not yet held the cube in their hands and mouths will not understand, for they still live in a world of normal density, like Plato’s cave dwellers. Those who have opened their mind to the density of tungsten will shift their expectations of weight and density accordingly.
To give this cube a rating of anything less than five stars would be to condemn life itself. Who am I, as a mere mortal, to judge the most compact of all affordable materials? No. I say gratefully to whichever grand being may have created this universe: good job on the tungsten. It sure is dense.
I sit here with my tungsten cube, transcendent above death itself. For insofar as this tungsten cube will last forever, I am in the presence of immortality.
through the intensity of its density?
I sure do love me some tungsten content
Tungsten, or wolfram, is a chemical element with the symbol W and atomic number 74. Tungsten is a rare metal found naturally on Earth almost exclusively as compounds with other elements. It was identified as a new element in 1781 and first isolated as a metal in 1783. Its important ores include scheelite and wolframite, the latter lending the element its alternate name.
"Smooth jazz will be deployed in three... two... [tungsten cube being shunted out of a tube at bullet speeds noise]"
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"This cube cured my mortality"
I approve this metal related tune.
Isn't that the thing that Mr. Big scammed everyone with in that one episode of WordGirl?
I keep getting this in my recommended and I always watch it when I do
Avanna my beloved
I am in love with this.
play this at my funeral
But I want to wish you a long life! Can we play it at your birthday instead?
This is my new favourite thing
I approve.
Heavy is the tungsten and smooth too.
Tungsten smoooooooth...
Tez, how is it that everything you've uploaded recently, most of which you seem to forget even doing, is such a banger?
Gotta love it
im so excited for my first tungsten cube to arrive
Is there a word for this style of music? I saw this just as a meme a week and a half ago and i can't get it out of my head. I WANT MORRE PLEASE
Thank youb.
full ver when
when I can afford a 4 inch tungsten cube
Full version when?
Hahaha, this is the full version! Sometimes short and sweet is best >w
Tungsten cubeeeee
It’s giving bill wurtz /pos
cübe
kyuube
tungsten cubes making me feel attracted romantically and sexually and platonically
the tungsten cube is a mystery. where did it come from? What is it made of? No one knows
It could be made of anything!!! Even... dare I say it... tungsten 🤫
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Teza always taking the W (this a high IQ joke please laugh)
C u b e
gah damn, in certain moments here you sound like a vocaloid, and I mean that in a really really good way! lovely!!
Oh, this isn't me singing! I actually used Megurine Luka for the vocals since I made this while I was still unable to sing after covid~
@@TezasTunes hahah, I see, well at least I was a little right 😅 still doesn't diminish how nice this sounds!
also congratulations on the eventual recovery, that stuff can be real tough
Cubeydoobydoowop
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