dear god I’m just picturing luigi ripped in half with his hat torn up with *mario* himself just looming over him behind him holding a knife jesus fucking christ edit: may have gone a little far but who cares
Lore: After the 1987th time Mario saved Peach from Bowser, he finally got fed up with life and having to always save the princess, he started to go insane. Because of his insanity, he had the urge to kill. He thought Toad would be an easy victim. One night, he lured him into the room with the piano. He grabbed a kitchen knife, and stabbed Toad to death. He realized what he just did, and had to find someplace to hide his body that no one would look. He realized that you can actually open a piano, so he hid Toad's body in the piano, and slammed it shut. The next day, he went into the piano room and saw the piano moving and leaking blood. He knew that he was the reason why it was possessed, and was freaked out by it. He also killed a few more Toads, for some reason. He stuffed their body's into piranha plants, knowing that if they possessed them, they couldn't do anything, since they were stuck in pots. The next day, Peach bought a new castle and they moved there. A couple years later, Mario decided to burn down the old Castle, without telling anyone. Because he did this, the souls of the Toads he murdered came out and chased Mario. Mario went into the burning building and quickly put on a metal cat suit that he made a couple years ago. He ran out the building as fast as he could, and sat on the ground next to it. He thought the ghosts of the Toads couldn't do anything to him. But the suit, however, had chemicals leaking in it, probably because there might have been a gas leak somewhere in the old castle. Because of the chemicals, Mario died in the suit, and the suit became more and more rusty, it would become impossible to even get out of the suit because you wouldn't be able to move anything in it. I don't really feel like continuing this story, and also I don't know 40% lore.
Now mario is back and now he is in this rebuilt castle. He lookin for someone to kill. After, someone BURNT THE CASTLE. now mario escaped the old suit and wore a new suit
I remember this song, you had to kill 5 baby penguins then you would go into the slide area to find a purple pipe and once you go in the pipe you have to fight a purple penguin. Good times.
Bowser when you defeated the entire Koopa Kingdom and shoved Bowser Jr. into a bottomless pit : _It’s been so long, Since I have last seen my son, lost to this monster, the plumber behind the slaughter. Since you’ve been gone, I’ve been singing this stupid song, to ponder, the sanity of your father._
"Dear Mario, its been 30 years, i've done it, i found you. Your days of slaughtering and tormenting the souls of the children are over. You may rest, Mario. We needed a hero, not a man behind the slaughter" -Old Sport Luigi
I dunno what I was thinking Leaving my princess behind Now I suffer the curse And now I am blind With all this anger, guilt and boos Coming to haunt Luigi forever I can't wait for the cliff at the end of Rainbow Road Is this revenge I am seeking Or seeking someone to avange me Stuck in my own Mario Maker level I wanna set myself free Maybe I should chase and find a 1-Up Before they'll try to stop it It won't be long before I'll become another NPC It's been so long Since I last have seen my princess Lost to this Italian To the Plumber behind the Power Stars Since you've been gone I've been singing this stupid song So I could ponder The sanity of Toadsworth I wish I lived in the overworld With the gift of my past game overs But the water levels keep luring in like a pack of Bloopers Your blue gentle eyes Your pretty smile, is all I remember Those happy memories mess with my vocal chords My own voicecracks are killing me But killing isn't justified What happened to Peach, I'm terrified It lingers in my mind And the thought keeps on getting bigger I'm sorry my dear princess I wish I had been there It's been so long Since I last have seen my princess Lost to this Italian To the Plumber behind the Power Stars Since you've been gone I've been singing this stupid song So I could ponder The sanity of the Mushroom Kingdom..
in this univers the mario brothers founded fazbear entertaintment, the story goes as the main univers, mario gets spring locked as afton, and always comes back cuz he has many lives left.
It’s 1987 and random Penguins And Yoshi’s Disappearances and there Mothers are upset! We couldn’t find the body’s but we did find a man called XXXXXXX XXXXX who seemed suspicious but we let him free for the evidence he gave us, but we did find some animat- We will find him. And we will send him to the deepest pits of Hell. Forever. And I’m sorry Mark, Jack, Diana and Mat. For our terrible fates. But remember. ITS ME
I don't know what I was thinking Leaving my nephew to stop him Now I suffer the curse and now I am blind With all this anger, guilt and sadness Coming to haunt me forever I can't wait for the cliff at the end of the river Is this revenge I am seeking Or seeking someone to avenge me Stuck in my own paradox I wanna set myself free Maybe I should chase and find Before they'll try to stop it It won't be long before I'll become a puppet It's been so long Since I last have seen my nephew Lost to this monster To the plumber behind the slaughter Since you've been gone I've been singing this stupid song So I could ponder The sanity of your uncle I wish I lived in the present With the gift of my past mistakes But the future keeps luring in like a pack of snakes Your sweet little eyes Your little smile, is all I remember Those fuzzy memories mess with my temper Justification is killing me But killing isn't justified What happened to my nephew, I'm terrified It lingers in my mind And the thought keeps on getting bigger I'm sorry my sweet baby I wish I've been there It's been so long Since I last have seen my nephew Lost to this monster To the plumber behind the slaughter Since you've been gone I've been singing this stupid song So I could ponder The sanity of your uncle
*mario no wait not the penguin it’s just a baby*
too late. the penguins gone now
@@nahhman Penguin is kil
Kirby with nice hair No...
YEET
"a baby, you say?"
this is why the pianos are possessed
All of the penguins died due to Mario killing them.
Sutart and Waluigi took over his mind, that’s why he turns purple
@@mogreenjo1562 the penguins work for the bourgeoisie
@@mogreenjo1562 no, he dies in a Koopa costume
@@suliveres3389 go away
Dear mario,
Where is my son?
- Peach
in another castle
-Mario
@@sandcastle9905 All I can think of is Mario murdering Peach and Haru's child
Dear Mario,
Please Mario, what happened to my son I’m terrified.
-Peach
@@Majiu_ dear peach,
The same thing that happened to the baby penguin in my 64 Game
-Mario
Dear Peach,
Same thing as Bowser's children, but this time he won't return
-Mario
No wonder the cat suit is golden.
Sus
@@richardoshea9335 the man behind the imposter
: )
Wait that's actually a really intelligent comment.
oh sh*t golden freddy
The missing penguins incident
The jump of '87
@Connor Moffatt The jump of 105
@@lukassquidboi5088 the jump of 64
The uh jump of 64
@Connor Moffatt The Jump Of 95
Because That One Is The Personalized Copy
When yoshi goes to get water at 3am this is what he sees in the corners of the house in the dark.
“Is that you.... Mario?”
@@4Yosho it's been so long
"Oh, so you are approaching me."
0:49
Waluigi is the man behind the slaughter
Yeah this right
The WAH behind the slaughter
@@painispootis Wario!
sWAHter*
Why does this make sense
When Mario murders all of bowsers 7 adopted children and 1 son
It's been so long
Since last I’ve seen my koopalings
@@willybill1842 lost to this plumber
@@willybill1842 to the bro behind the slaughter
@wick 901 since you’ve been gone
This is good great job
Ok
GUYS, ITS HIMMMM
@@mogreenjo1562 yes
Say hello to the spirits for me!
GUYS I FOUND THE MAN BEHIND THE SLAUGHTER
Luigi: "I'M SORRY, I WAS HUNGRY AND THERE WAS NOTHING ELSE TO EAT!"
Mario: *"MY* SPAGHETTI!"
“Hey Mari- OH NO WHAT DID YOU DO TO LUIGI!?”
LMAO
dear god I’m just picturing luigi ripped in half with his hat torn up with *mario* himself just looming over him behind him holding a knife
jesus fucking christ
edit: may have gone a little far but who cares
@@testcuzidkyes4427 lol
@@4Yosho "what happened to his hands."
When you kill all the enemies of a level.
Lol
Lol XD!
1-up.
genocide run
munchers
Dear Mario,
Stop killing my kids.
- Bowser
No and also bowser jr next
-Mario
Dear Bowser,
Ｈ ａ ｅ ｌ ｎ ａ ｈ ．
-Mario
Lore:
After the 1987th time Mario saved Peach from Bowser, he finally got fed up with life and having to always save the princess, he started to go insane. Because of his insanity, he had the urge to kill. He thought Toad would be an easy victim. One night, he lured him into the room with the piano. He grabbed a kitchen knife, and stabbed Toad to death. He realized what he just did, and had to find someplace to hide his body that no one would look. He realized that you can actually open a piano, so he hid Toad's body in the piano, and slammed it shut. The next day, he went into the piano room and saw the piano moving and leaking blood. He knew that he was the reason why it was possessed, and was freaked out by it. He also killed a few more Toads, for some reason. He stuffed their body's into piranha plants, knowing that if they possessed them, they couldn't do anything, since they were stuck in pots. The next day, Peach bought a new castle and they moved there. A couple years later, Mario decided to burn down the old Castle, without telling anyone. Because he did this, the souls of the Toads he murdered came out and chased Mario. Mario went into the burning building and quickly put on a metal cat suit that he made a couple years ago. He ran out the building as fast as he could, and sat on the ground next to it. He thought the ghosts of the Toads couldn't do anything to him. But the suit, however, had chemicals leaking in it, probably because there might have been a gas leak somewhere in the old castle. Because of the chemicals, Mario died in the suit, and the suit became more and more rusty, it would become impossible to even get out of the suit because you wouldn't be able to move anything in it.
I don't really feel like continuing this story, and also I don't know 40% lore.
Get matpat on this
Mario movie:
@@Silver-sonic231 lol
Now mario is back and now he is in this rebuilt castle. He lookin for someone to kill. After, someone BURNT THE CASTLE. now mario escaped the old suit and wore a new suit
MATPAT YOU NEED TO MAKE A THERORY
This is why there's no characters other than toad in new paper mario games
*and that's why there's no characters at all on towns in pm origami king*
@@SurmenianSoldier oof
clickbait
we all know the plumber behind the slaughter was Luigi, he's the reason mario went missing
yeah
N a n i
:0
Also he’s tall and is kind of skinny
Its totally waluigi
that's gonna be one big zoinks and a massive ruh-roh
Ah, I see you are a man of Yo Tengo aswell.
the fuck
@@theincursion5898 Go watch Flamingo
@@theincursion5898 Or Scooby-Doo.
@@v-gamer64 thank you for separating those into two comments
mario: *kills a koopa*
bowser:
The hedgehog: realizes that his enemy is a killer
The plumber:
Oh crap-
This sounds straight out of “Super FNaF”
Super FNaf 64, to be exact.
More like Super FNaF World
"Not The Koopalings, they’re only 11!"
All the koopalings have different ages
Xboy Dubose true
i actually heard the koopalings were way older than that buster
Dude on of them is like 16
“Bowser I don’t care. I’m gonna kill them.”
I remember this song, you had to kill 5 baby penguins then you would go into the slide area to find a purple pipe and once you go in the pipe you have to fight a purple penguin.
Good times.
Yeah and the boss theme was this, good times
@@melonadeplays231 and then put on a penguin suit good times🥲
Which song from game?
Bowser when you defeated the entire Koopa Kingdom and shoved Bowser Jr. into a bottomless pit : _It’s been so long, Since I have last seen my son, lost to this monster, the plumber behind the slaughter. Since you’ve been gone, I’ve been singing this stupid song, to ponder, the sanity of your father._
I can imagine Mario dying in a fucking Koopa costume
Bowser after having all 8 of his children murdered
This kinda sounds like some Super Fnaf music.
So bassicly whenever he smashes the bricks hes just killing toads. I can confirm mario is the man behind the SLAUGHTER
It was actually confirmed by Nintendo. Bricks are made out of cursed Toads
The toads are the question blocks not the bricks
Viewers: haha funny
Mother of the child: hahan't
What goomba sees:
0:00 Mario! I can’t find my penguin baby!
0:10 Wait, you threw him off the cliff in cool cool mountain!
All the goomba smooshing really got to him, huh
"Dear Mario, its been 30 years, i've done it, i found you. Your days of slaughtering and tormenting the souls of the children are over. You may rest, Mario. We needed a hero, not a man behind the slaughter"
-Old Sport Luigi
when you throw the baby penguin off the island:
I dunno what I was thinking
Leaving my princess behind
Now I suffer the curse
And now I am blind
With all this anger, guilt and boos
Coming to haunt Luigi forever
I can't wait for the cliff at the end of Rainbow Road
Is this revenge I am seeking
Or seeking someone to avange me
Stuck in my own Mario Maker level
I wanna set myself free
Maybe I should chase and find a 1-Up
Before they'll try to stop it
It won't be long before I'll become another NPC
It's been so long
Since I last have seen my princess
Lost to this Italian
To the Plumber behind the Power Stars
Since you've been gone
I've been singing this stupid song
So I could ponder
The sanity of Toadsworth
I wish I lived in the overworld
With the gift of my past game overs
But the water levels keep luring in like a pack of Bloopers
Your blue gentle eyes
Your pretty smile, is all I remember
Those happy memories mess with my vocal chords
My own voicecracks are killing me
But killing isn't justified
What happened to Peach, I'm terrified
It lingers in my mind
And the thought keeps on getting bigger
I'm sorry my dear princess
I wish I had been there
It's been so long
Since I last have seen my princess
Lost to this Italian
To the Plumber behind the Power Stars
Since you've been gone
I've been singing this stupid song
So I could ponder
The sanity of the Mushroom Kingdom..
This comment is under rated
@@oreoisonhiswaytodoyourmom5809 I bet you say that on everything like this
@@jaidenplayz2352 Nigga who the fuck asked for yo damn opinion?
Get in my car and we finna find out who asked
Mario, how could you? They were just koopalings.
you can see a smile on mario's moustache
Yees
Waluigi went insane.
oh no
F
1:10 it turns out waluigi was the man behind the slaughter.
"it's been so long gay bowser"
@Seynoon Nah, Bowser ain`t g
@Seynoon Thank you
When You Find Out The Man Behind The Slaughter Was Actually Waluigi: 1:09
This is above level 9000. Great music
One of my favorite memes this year.
When you kill all the koopalings
It's Been So Long on steel drums is something i never i knew i needed...
When you get yoshi to a gap that's too wide to jump across
Mario: 00:8
0:08 *
true
Luigi: "hey Mario, have you seen yoshi?"
The bass during the drop god damn, that slaps
I've heard so much versions of this meme that now i've memorized lyrics based on only music
When Mario leads you to the warp zone
The plumber behind the slaughter is mini WALUIGI!
Nice job
**he puts the cat suit on and gets spinglocked**
Oh my god it's the man behind the slaugher!
WALUIGI!
Mario when the 87 movie ends:
everybody gangsta until Mario lures Toadette into the back rooms of peach’s castle
😳
THE BACKROOMS???
Mario world is my favorite game. The fact that you used the athletic theme to make this amazes me. Good job!
When the blocky penguins start missing:
He lured away 5 toads in a Golden Tanooki suit.
Why do I love this song like this
How mario feels after dropping an baby penguin to the void
Them: Name a series with darker lore than FNAF
Me:
Matpat:
When there's a big cliff and you have a Yoshi:
*This....*
*...Gives me Super FNAF flashbacks*
Mario's mustache looks just like a smile.
The Italian behind the stomping.
i didnt expect this beig a full on remix i thought this was gonna be a 7 sec meme
I just realized the possessed piano was a springlock suit.
the plumber behind the pipe jam
I can’t believe they showed Mario shoving baby Yoshi into animatronic bowser suit!
he turned purple at the wrong time
you're supposed to do it when there's an epic funny beat drop thing
“He’ll Always Come Back”
*song that plays when you kill all the baby penguins*
This is unironically good
Mario killed Luigi and hide his mutilated body in some source code leaks. Now that we've reconstructed him, he's back for revenge.
*THE PLUMBER BEHIND THE POWER STARS*
in this univers the mario brothers founded fazbear entertaintment, the story goes as the main univers, mario gets spring locked as afton, and always comes back cuz he has many lives left.
Am i the only one who actually thinks this rocks-
No I think it rocks to
dead child dance
dear mario have you seen my son?
-peach
what you see: a plumber in a mountain
what i see: a purple plumber with a baby penguin in a mountain
oh now i get it hes the plumber behind the slaughter becaouse marios mustache looks the man behind slaughter mouth! very funny 😆
This sounds so similar to super fnaf version
Mario: *YEET!*
Baby Penguin: 8Oh SHIiIiIi--*
Mario's Mind: *I don't know what i was thinking....*
Killing Bowser Jr. be like:
the mario behind the slaughter of luigi
Mario hides in a chain chomp to escape the Boos left behind by the koopalings he killed, and ends up dying inside the chain chomp.
literally the super fnaf song
Why does this slap so much
This would be Scott's personalized copy of sm64
When you kill all enemies in Mario & Luigi
It’s 1987 and random Penguins And Yoshi’s Disappearances and there Mothers are upset! We couldn’t find the body’s but we did find a man called XXXXXXX XXXXX who seemed suspicious but we let him free for the evidence he gave us, but we did find some animat- We will find him. And we will send him to the deepest pits of Hell. Forever. And I’m sorry Mark, Jack, Diana and Mat. For our terrible fates. But remember. ITS ME
Me after beating my brother in smash bros: 0:00
Me after beating my brother in real life: 0:34
Mario has a mustache, but if you look at it like a smile...
*Mario, Wait! Is a Penguin Baby- No STOP!*
THIS IS AMAZING
Thanks bubble, very cool.
When you beat all the koopalings
I'm not gonna cry I'm not gonna cry I'm not gonna cry
Mario on cool cool Mountain :
I don't know what I was thinking
Leaving my nephew to stop him
Now I suffer the curse and now I am blind
With all this anger, guilt and sadness
Coming to haunt me forever
I can't wait for the cliff at the end of the river
Is this revenge I am seeking
Or seeking someone to avenge me
Stuck in my own paradox
I wanna set myself free
Maybe I should chase and find
Before they'll try to stop it
It won't be long before I'll become a puppet
It's been so long
Since I last have seen my nephew
Lost to this monster
To the plumber behind the slaughter
Since you've been gone
I've been singing this stupid song
So I could ponder
The sanity of your uncle
I wish I lived in the present
With the gift of my past mistakes
But the future keeps luring in like a pack of snakes
Your sweet little eyes
Your little smile, is all I remember
Those fuzzy memories mess with my temper
Justification is killing me
But killing isn't justified
What happened to my nephew, I'm terrified
It lingers in my mind
And the thought keeps on getting bigger
I'm sorry my sweet baby
I wish I've been there
It's been so long
Since I last have seen my nephew
Lost to this monster
To the plumber behind the slaughter
Since you've been gone
I've been singing this stupid song
So I could ponder
The sanity of your uncle
Who the hell is the uncle and nephew.
@@ChadetteIsDead The music is about Bowser's perspective
edit: reformatted the lyrics
@@EthanWinters176 he has a nephew- who is he-
@@ChadetteIsDead The 7 Koopalings
@@EthanWinters176 but those are his adopted kids.
Why mario why
Its only a supermutated turtle child
The man behind the clogging
“Dear Mario.”
“Where is toad?”
“Everyone is gone?”
“What have you done Mario?”
“We’re all innocent-“
-Peach, who was killed by Mario hours later.
super fnaf lol (that is an actual fan game btw it has a bunch of fan songs in that style of sound)
The plumber behind the jump