Jay: Hey it’s jay and welcome back to another episode of yandere simulator- Captions: Hey it’s trey and welcome back to another episode of John diary simulator
Jay, Jay I just want to say, You're just so weird, In a good kind of way. We love your smile, your swag too, We love your style, The charm comes from you. I hope this gets to the top of the chat, So Jay can See, He can see that we love him so, not just me! You make us hungry, Like a good kind of food. That last sentence was off, But you're still THAT DUDE! Like my poem? :D
I know we were supposed to be looking at Jay laughing but I saw the mint green and I was like: "wOaH, WoAh, wOaH, back the F up. IS THAT AOBA JOHSAI?!?!
Why is Senpai’s sister a rival? That’s concerning. edit: i made this reply several years ago and see replies for it at least once a week. pleased to say that i now understand. but by all means, please keep adding to the giant pile of unread notifications. have a good day, strangers!
As most people mistake thinking Senpais sister is the same rival concept as the others, the are incorrect. Yandere dev had the intentions of them having a sibling connection, meaning he wanted Senpais sister to be clingy and attached in a sibling/reliteve way. (I'm sorry, this is concerning how much I'm trying to decribe this)
Anyone remember the old jay who was all like “I don’t wanna use mods because _________” which is honestly how I feel every time I tell my self I won’t cheat in the sims 😂
i feel that way ever time like im not gonna use a cheat wait im low on money and i have to pay rent just a little money so 50 grand nah how about 100 grand thats better
Hey Jay what will happen if: 1-Report Kokona about cigarettes 2-Kill Kokona before the she talks to the council 3-leave school Will the council talk to kokona
4:31 Four years later, and I realize that the two anime figures in that claw machine are Oikawa and Iwaizumi from Haikyuu. (And the claw only got Oikawa’s head 😂)
I was watching this in my hotel room with my older brother and it was 2 A.M. and he was sleeping and I was trying my hardest not to laugh because I laugh very loud 😂😂😂 and he would kill me if I woke him up 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Hanoko... the 1 character that can kill senpai without debug menu. one of the most memorable rivals by far. if she died, who would kill senpai for us when he pisses us off?
He will give in to her saying he won't get a girlfriend because the way she is a rival is that she is trying to stop Senpai from getting a girlfriend so he won't leave her. But in that case, she should be useful to you before she becomes a rival because she would convince senpai not to get a girlfriend so he would reject each confession, but then, when she is a rival, you should convince her that senpai having a girlfriend wouldn’t be that bad, so you could use her to make around half of the game easy as shit.
Jay! I found a funny glitch! 1. Put the note in kokona locker for 7:15 2.hit Q when your about to push her off the roof 3. She should glitch in the garbage can and go crosseyed! P.s. YOUR THAT DUDE!
THAT DUDE ANTHEM Hey dude that is that dude I wanna let you know how much we love you we love your jokes and how much you grew and the nurse’s booty so big it’s two You are also the best youtuber out there with the best attitude and the best share you don’t hide opinions because you care other youtubers, you tear Yandere simulator’s your best playlist because all the updates you try are the strangest also you upload on a basis you got so big, man you are famous! so before you scroll down in the comments remember all the previous moments we had with jay on all his contents especially his awesome accents like this so he will also see how much he means to you and me he might say it in a video someday so he might have a new intro to say! :)
Jay, when you were exploring Senpai's sister's room and did the crib skit, I almost died laughing. Seriously, my parents almost had to call the ambulance. That was some Grade A material Jay. Your THAT DUDE!
Jay the nurse does have a name open up her iPhone to go to the student info we can find information go up and then you got one more and you can find her name her name is Nasi Kankoshi
Jay: I'm waiting for *OSANA!*
Yandere dev: *3 years later* SHES HERE
lemmy true
Not really
He was telling us that oh its goin to .be hard to kill her because of ribaru
But i felt like killing kokona with Orange hair
:|l
@@ashlyn9711 no? He didn't even start thr campaign.
@@ashlyn9711 it wasn’t started yet-
I have come from 2019.
The booty comes back.
*gasp* a time traveler please tell me what does yandere simulator look like in the future
@@_jori.05 it looks awesome af
@@_jori.05 also, you are 1 week earlier than him lmao
Rile y me too
ዹጉቢያኡpዲ Please Dont Say What that
"Why is there a crib in the room.....Is it trying to say me plus him equals-"
S W E E T H O M E A L A B A M A
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S W E E T H O M E A L A B A M A
Anido Studios _OH SHIT A L A B A M A_
Holy cr- S w e e t A l a b a m a
korekiyo walks in (nobody gets this but its funny i swear)
Jay: Hey it’s jay and welcome back to another episode of yandere simulator-
Captions: Hey it’s trey and welcome back to another episode of John diary simulator
Hey I'm Tray from the Cub Scouts... XD
Hey my names Trey I got a basketball game tomorrow
XD I saw that too it was HILARUOS AAAAA
lol
So…john what’s in the diary hmm?
Jay, Jay
I just want to say,
You're just so weird,
In a good kind of way.
We love your smile,
your swag too,
We love your style,
The charm comes from you.
I hope this gets to the top of the chat,
So Jay can See,
He can see that
we love him so, not just me!
You make us hungry,
Like a good kind of food.
That last sentence was off,
But you're still THAT DUDE!
Like my poem? :D
Thats awesome!
Noice!
Okami Girl Preach. amen. Noice
Okami Girl awesome dude ^u^
thanks!! :D
So we’re gonna ignore the fact he basically predicted Karens in 2020
Yes
Sounds like a plan.
karens were a thing way before that
@@cokelover10 who is Karen?
Wait- no
4:31 I still laugh and cry every time I see this clip. Poor Oikawa 😂
Rip xD
I know we were supposed to be looking at Jay laughing but I saw the mint green and I was like: "wOaH, WoAh, wOaH, back the F up. IS THAT AOBA JOHSAI?!?!
IM LOSING IT WHEN I WATCHED THIS VIDEO I DIDNT WATCH HAIKYUU BUT NOW I COSPLAY OIKAWNAAHAHHAS
Which video was this one?
WAIT I NEVER REALIZED THAT WAS OIKAWA OMG!!!
Jay: "God damn kokona what are those"
Me: *Spits my water while laughing to hard*
(3:42)
Raibaru in the Background: Hiya! Boom! Yah!
Why is Senpai’s sister a rival? That’s concerning.
edit: i made this reply several years ago and see replies for it at least once a week. pleased to say that i now understand. but by all means, please keep adding to the giant pile of unread notifications. have a good day, strangers!
She doesn't want her brother to have a girlfriend so yan-chan has to get rid of her
@@iammemys2213 she just killed yan chan on tje stairs
As most people mistake thinking Senpais sister is the same rival concept as the others, the are incorrect. Yandere dev had the intentions of them having a sibling connection, meaning he wanted Senpais sister to be clingy and attached in a sibling/reliteve way. (I'm sorry, this is concerning how much I'm trying to decribe this)
Very concerning
Is because if senpai does end up with Yan Chan Than the sister would think that senpai would not care about her anymore
Anyone remember the old jay who was all like “I don’t wanna use mods because _________”
which is honestly how I feel every time I tell my self I won’t cheat in the sims 😂
BadHairLife no cheats in sims? What's that? Can I eat it?
Seriously, I cant play a normal game of sims
YandereSimulator is just that boring, half-assed made of a game that it's nothing really to do in it. So it's kinda understandable.
i feel that way ever time like im not gonna use a cheat wait im low on money and i have to pay rent just a little money so 50 grand nah how about 100 grand thats better
Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes yes yes yes.
BadHairLife
JUST PUT NICKI MINAJ OR KIM KARDASHIAN AS THE NEW NURSE YANDERE DEV
I very much prefer Coco Austin as the new nurse
im reiign THANK. YOU.
SOMEONE SPEAKS THE TRUTH
im reiign Yup
im reiign do not Forget Ariana grande, she's hot and she is not plastic
im reiign no Kim Kardashian
4:25 "He always loses when he does a do not laugh challenge"
Jay: *HEY- i dont always lose.*
me: *dies in cuteness*
Hey Jay what will happen if:
1-Report Kokona about cigarettes
2-Kill Kokona before the she talks to the council
3-leave school
Will the council talk to kokona
Elyas Alkiyumi ill try that if u want
Elyas Alkiyumi yeah I think jay already did that
jay did it
Elyas Alkiyumi hey
Jay did it already and yes she does
5:14 him plus me equals *computer shuts down and the video gets demonetized*🤣
😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😑😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐
@@vxliant_xp ....I'm not changing no diapers......
*god damn kokona wtf are those*
G
GG
"Why is there a crib in the room?!?..Are you telling me that him plus me equals..." ThatDude.exe has stopped 😂😂
The Artistic Aesthetic me plus him equals....
*shows blue screen of death*
The Artistic Aesthetic lol
Little Emma Doodles probably it is from when hanako was little
😂😂😂
This should be the best comment.ever made on this video
Jay : I’m waiting for that BIG update
*three years later and Osana still isn’t added*
For a min there, I thought you said osama 👀
2:12,
M-mesaging? H-hitting? Jay...
Are you..
_CHEATING ON US_ ?!?
SUCH BETRAYAL! >:0 xD
69 LIKES WOW
>:00
Of course not. Well unless you count that one time when I saw him having an affair.
WHERE TF IS YANDERE CHAN WITH EYEPATCH? *_WHERE IS HIGHLITER-KUN WHEN WE NEED HIM?_*
6:27 Boys in the background are doing the leaf dance while Jay is trying her dialogue
Thanks now i am ded with alot of happiness and a healthy amount of laughter
Stop 💀💀💀
SENPAI'S LITTE SISTERS DREAM IS THE STAGE OF MELANCHOLIC IN PDF 2ND!
YESSS ^^
I was looking for a comment like this!
Recognized it immediately! I love that song
Natalia Morales I know! That's my favorite song!
Natalia Morales I LOVED THAT SONG I GOT MY FIRST EXTREME PERFECT ON MELANCHOLIC! I freaked out when I saw it omg.
jay: 3:37 "SAYS WHO?!"
kassie watching this: 😪😭
"Damn it's been so long since I played this game"
It's been so long since I've watched Jay.
random girl
Same
random girl
random girl So true
random girl same
Did anyone notice the girl in the back?
3:42
Skyler Mata LMAOOO THAT HAD ME DYING WHAT WAS SHE DOING
she might of been doing a kamehameha
Skyler Mata 🍪🤣😂
Skyler Mata I DID 😂😂 WTF IS RIVAL-CHAN EVEN DOING 😂😂😂
Skyler Mata Lol
That would've been so cool if Hanako tries to get apprehended but senpai sticks up for her no matter what and apprehends the person instead
IKR that would be soo cool plus they’re siblings so that makes sense
Jay: im waiting for the next big update
Yandere Dev:*adds Osana 2 years later lmao*
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Ur name is gucci and u have a pic of Tae for ur pfp 😂🤚🏻
@@d3adg1rlw4lkingg im a cultured army 😂👌
@@harrafruits army😌
@@parkjihoon_0314 😌✨
5:16 sweet home alabama
Jay: *coughs* oh is that u senpai
Me: dying of laughter
@Beria Senturk it means it was funny
Jesus my man. You're too funny thanks for sharing this comment
3:42. Anyone else see the girl doing kung-fu in the background?
Yurp
it's raibaru
Rival Chan be dancing and lmao kokona's boobs-
Only thing I see are melons
Hah
4:31 Four years later, and I realize that the two anime figures in that claw machine are Oikawa and Iwaizumi from Haikyuu. (And the claw only got Oikawa’s head 😂)
"Why do you have an axe what are you planning to do with that?"
"Planning to kill you brother"
I'm getting loki flashbacks over here
😂
Low-key* idfk
Hey jay
I love your videos
Your so cool and I love your videos and why do you always turn into a tomato
Loki my dad and im alex fierro
*Jay.exe has stopped working*
Bellabeams _ Lol
**clicks restart**
@@D_ain ....
@Info - Chan l
@Info - Chan ...
Did anyone see that junko enoshima from daganronpa was in the RUclips mod?
Just me? O k
Where?
Hamdan Ahmad look closely at the students walking 2:41
I saw her
Memez Z I noticed that
Nope I saw her too
Jay: “Anyway Guys-“
Me: “ ITS THE END ALREADY? “
Jay: Talks on not about the End
Me: Oh. Okay, I buckled up.
that was so dramatic when you opened the door to the nurse's office
Jacki St John hi
Who care?
4:53 senpai finally hit puberty 😂😭
4:59 bruh this girl sleeps with her school clothes like u can never be too prepared
7:22
Lol i like how u throw the matches like that **SAVAGE**
Jay:The old nurse didn’t even have a thick booty in the first place?!?
BRUHHH!
*Thicc
"NO! EDITOR, ITS"
*Thiccc
CupcakeUnicorn OK ITS THICCCC
Its thicc af
NALU CHAN it's true why she doesn't have a thick booty
That was thick man that booty was bigger than the new nurse
Jaythatdude.exe.Has stop working wish to restart?
Yes. No
poetry games yes
poetry games yes
poetry games Yes
Yes
poetry games r
Me: *sees junko in the first mod*
Also me: *_HOW DID YOU MISS HER SHE IS AMAZING_*
Utter Despair!
Jjjjjjjjjeeeeeeeefffffffffffffffffffffffyyyyyyy_yyyyyy
*THAT GAVE ME DESPAIR*
aw that must’ve filled y’all with so much despair
KAMAKURA KAMAKURA YAS QUEEN
2:19 senpai sitting on Yan's shoulder
Let’s be honest here, we all started to watch Jay since his Yandere Playthrough
Are you telling me him plus me Equals *error* 😂killing me 😂
nothing matters Same Im Laughing Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much XDDDDD
Ikr😂😂
Razvan Gaming200 i don't get it
nothing matters me too
Sugar Cookie167 then get off the internet
love you jay you are my favorite youtuber
Ayano Aishi hi ayano
h-hi
OOooo...\(￣< ￣)>
ummm... do i know you?
Ayano if you like jay do you still love senpai
Jay in 2017: Waiting for that next big update....
Jay in 2020: Am I a joke to you?
Jay:I turn into a frickin tomato
Me:dies of laughter
Galaxygachagirl xoxo bruh it's not that funny-
EclipseTrips why is that so true though 😂 I swear all of them are like 8 year olds that are way too young to be here
*looks at the replies*
Me: ಠ_ಠ
EclipseTrips *saw a gacha comment with a hilarious joke/comment about the video*
Now I’m the tomato XDDDDD
jay: I’m waiting for the BIG ONE! Pause on that one
Me: dashie...?
Senpai: *trys to run*
Game: WhErE aRe YoU gOiNg
Why are you runnin
@@vinyl2525
WHY ARE YOU RUNNIN
@@suleyman9199 WHY ARE YOU RUNNIN
@@vinyl2525 You gottu pay my monie back.
@@suleyman9199 *runs away*
Man I’m gonna miss this kind of content from jay. RIP
WELCOME HOME, BIG BROTHER!
Irewix HOW WAS UR DAY? TELL ME ALL ABOUT IT!
_if you got a girlfriend, would you forget about me? What wont happen will it?!_
Your brother is over there
Onee-chan~
Okairi, Onii-Chan
hey Jay I got one first get the shot to the gym and see if you can give him that shot and put him in that case and take him home at the end of the day
Senpai's sister looks like Nico Nii😏😏✌🏼️
Nico Nico NII agreed
Looks like U
OML yassss
And shes annoying like her lol (but Nico is cute💝)
Nico best girl
Jay, where did you get glasses " THAT DUDE" come from the Closet? Did Yandere Simulator Develope game added?
Haven't been answered in a year1 I'm here friend
@@theicecreamsandwich9432 djedjmwxi
It's old btw
Its in the accessories option where you get the toast and eye patches um I never played yandere sim but I think that's where it is
@@nenekusanagi3656 Actually, it should be in the closet. Unless he changed it, but I never read anything about him changing it
Yes it is it's specifically on one side
**senpai sister likes senpai**
Me: their step-siblings?-
PLAY MORE OF THIS GAME PLZ 😭😭😭😭😩😩
raymond martinez he said that he is waiting for the *big* update😝
I agree ☝️ 😢
raymond martinez yes then I can get more revenge
raymond martinez 70% of his channel is yandere simulator. -_-
raymond martinez
Jay you made my day.
I was watching this in my hotel room with my older brother and it was 2 A.M. and he was sleeping and I was trying my hardest not to laugh because I laugh very loud 😂😂😂 and he would kill me if I woke him up 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
me too
I have a loud donkey sounding laugh so I feel ya!
Aw 6 years late but
Senpai: I love my sister! (As a sibling)
Also senpai: 4:54
Hanoko... the 1 character that can kill senpai without debug menu. one of the most memorable rivals by far. if she died, who would kill senpai for us when he pisses us off?
Who thinks Jay is that dude
jasmine musquez ME ME OH ME OH ME ME
because his a DUDE!!!
Me dude
There is no think he just is =3
i dont even know what I did wrong....sry..?
Boys comment
Girls like
*WHO WILL WIN?*
I'm a boy 8)
Im a girl, and im the 60th Like. And... I Think it just have 2 or 1 boy(s) that commented xd
What about gays?
Jk ;-;
I'm a trans boy.
Does this mean im a trans i liked and commented
“Aside from the “can I get a manager” haircut-“
*This is where it began.*
2:28 it looks like senpai is on Yandere-chan's shoulder
all these comments about the sister, and here i am:
*"when did oikawa's head come off? i must have missed that video"*
I know I wanna see oikawa 😌
Ima go find it. I'll copy n paste it here if I find it
Jay:I missed the smell of the air
*Smmmmmmh*
Jay:the f### is that.senpai is that you
Senpai:really n####
Master Juggy lol
Roblox player I see? Using hashtags? 😂
Osana Najimi oh yeah ROBLOCKZ
Master Juggy
Hanako(senpai's sis): Welcome home big brother- wow! What a rat Smell EHEHEH EW
THE F### REALLY SENPAI YOUR SO HORRIBLE
The sound in 0:54 is lovely
Also means weird
OMGGGGG #THATDUDE u are one of the only people that can make me laugh!! 😂
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7:02 I don't know why that was so funny i spit out my drink XD
2:12 Being in 2021, this makes me so happy seeing the rainbow girls and rainbow guys in the normal game instead of 1980’s mode!
Why is there a giant ass sewing machine - kubz scouts
Not sure
golden dragon the mod add that just because for their “perfect”
golden dragon lol I liked your commet then that part came on
My boyfriend read this and said, " So it sows asses together...?"
CHILD WHAT ARE YOU DOING.
Pause at 7:31
Thank me later
The Cashier
Omg....
What is it
The Cashier HAHAHHAHAHAHAH IM DYINE HELP HAHAHAH 😂
The Cashier Lmao xD
Jay
1get out your camera
2take a picture of your mindslave
3youll see :3
What will happened :O
ik that glitch but i think its taken out
Rylee_Artz08 I like that
????? i did it wrong it wont work now because of the updates
4:43 this caught me off gaurd😂😂💀💀
I think It's funny how some random people are faster then adding huge mods to the game than Yandere Dev is.
Because these people actually know how to code, lmao.
At 9:06 what’s ironic is there’s a warning about teleporting too much, yet he’s talking about something that includes lots of teleportation XD
jay you are a best RUclipsr you are so funny
Jay: i can’t wait for the next update!
*3000 years later*
SHES HERE
lol I laughed at "when she says,I've seen bigger" XD
When he read
He always loses in a try not to laugh challenge
my mouth was closed then i laughed then my left ear felt like it exploded
You tellin' me that me... plus him... equals-
*Error: Incest wincest*
*Retry* *Nope tf out*
Cookie_auf_Joy w i n c e s t
Yeah really
@the Watkins Brothers so if I kiss my brother on the l i p s its ok
I feel like you watch the click :3
*UwU Incest wincest gotta keep the best genes in the family*
When you say "can I speak to your manager" it is called Karen like this "LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER!" lol
Quick question: how will senpai confess to his sister.
C&CsVIDEOS E-excuse me?!
He will give in to her saying he won't get a girlfriend because the way she is a rival is that she is trying to stop Senpai from getting a girlfriend so he won't leave her. But in that case, she should be useful to you before she becomes a rival because she would convince senpai not to get a girlfriend so he would reject each confession, but then, when she is a rival, you should convince her that senpai having a girlfriend wouldn’t be that bad, so you could use her to make around half of the game easy as shit.
yeah your right
CrazyNuggets04 he will not senpai probrably meet her at the tree to see if he has any girlfriends
CrazyNuggets04
By the laws of anime, it works.
4:49
Rin and Len melancholic music video
Omg, I just realized it...
Omg, I just realized it.....
Jay! I found a funny glitch!
1. Put the note in kokona locker for 7:15
2.hit Q when your about to push her off the roof
3. She should glitch in the garbage can and go crosseyed!
P.s. YOUR THAT DUDE!
10:11 Well that’s a new way to pronounce it- “Har- I-Bo” I say “Hair-I-Bo-“ and my sister says “Ha-ri-bo”
3:24 wut da fak is this???? 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Omg I like that part
THAT DUDE ANTHEM
Hey dude that is that dude
I wanna let you know how much we love you
we love your jokes and how much you grew
and the nurse’s booty so big it’s two
You are also the best youtuber out there
with the best attitude and the best share
you don’t hide opinions because you care
other youtubers, you tear
Yandere simulator’s your best playlist
because all the updates you try are the strangest
also you upload on a basis
you got so big, man you are famous!
so before you scroll down in the comments
remember all the previous moments
we had with jay on all his contents
especially his awesome accents
like this so he will also see
how much he means to you and me
he might say it in a video someday
so he might have a new intro to say! :)
This is cringe stop
lolo lola try make one better
10:45
I LOVE KUBZ SCOUTS, YES I DO! HE'S FOR ME, NOT FOR YOU!
Yuna xFinalHero Markiplier reference XD
Yuna xFinalHero shut up he is not for you fucker
Natajia Martinez hes here for all of us
Yuna xFinalHero YOU COPIED MARKIPLIER'S SONG!!!!!!!
lol just like markiplier 😆
0:25 *Jay saying pause on that*
Me: too late
😂
RIP nurse booty 2016-2017
3:43 look at the Rival-Chan / Satomi
OkaRuto Lover i saw it 😆
OkaRuto Lover
Shes twerking XX
OkaRuto Lover I almost shit my onesie
OkaRuto Lover hi
Jay, when you were exploring Senpai's sister's room and did the crib skit, I almost died laughing. Seriously, my parents almost had to call the ambulance. That was some Grade A material Jay. Your THAT DUDE!
"I'm waiting for The Nurse Rival"
Osana was a *6 year wait*
*. . .*
who was here for the first episode of Yandere Simulator???
I was!
MattyVsGaming I was to
I was here
I was
Mhm
I still think the vending machine should have been labeled Hanacola
withercat1. i agree
Withercat1 oka cola
9:27 no it said that if u teleport too much you will lag
2:44 alvaro predicted that jay would play danganronpa by putting junko ingame
Jay the nurse does have a name open up her iPhone to go to the student info we can find information go up and then you got one more and you can find her name her name is Nasi Kankoshi
Does that mean Hanako + Senpai is ERROR ERROR ERROR DUN
Siri Reacts you should write ERROR 404
I think it means they -ERROR PLEAS-E RE DOWN-LOAD-
No hanako doesnt want taro to have a girlfriend cause she's scared that he'll forget about her
SWEET HOME ALABAMA
I dont understand,what does it mean?
I know no one cares but this came out on my bday so uhh yayyyy :)))
Natalie Lee Happy Birthday!
Natalie Lee
I love Leo's
(from libra)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Mine too man
Happy birthday
I care! Happy Birthday!
5:16 woop woop thats the sound of the police 👮🏻♀️