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  • @priyaravindran6150
    @priyaravindran6150 2 года назад +1940

    I’ve lived in Kyiv for the past 8 years with my husband who’s Ukrainian. We managed to leave for western Ukraine with our 3 year old son, and we’re in a relatively safer place for now, but we have friends, family, and colleagues back in Kyiv, and ZP in the south, both active war zones, and the anxiety over their safety, and that of this country’s is constant. I am so proud of my adopted homeland, the people, and my friends and family who have chosen to stay. Their bravery has inspired the world. So many people are donating, many volunteer, and some of us are journalists trying to give a truthful account into what’s happening; we are all playing our parts. Thank you for the relief you have provided, Stephen, during this time. Few people do it like you, respectful, funny, and yet, weirdly heartwarming and inspirational. You have made my husband and I smile for a few minutes every day, through all the lack of sleep and stress. Thank you for talking about Ukraine, and yes, Slava Ukraini and Putin huilo( Putin is a d*ckhead).

    • @coryryder9070
      @coryryder9070 2 года назад +7

      Our Planet Peace People Matter or noone will be missed

    • @nycatlady2314
      @nycatlady2314 2 года назад +52

      We wish the best for you

    • @ASB412
      @ASB412 2 года назад +45

      God bless you all 💙💛

    • @starshake8998
      @starshake8998 2 года назад +24

      💗

    • @pre9341
      @pre9341 2 года назад +36

      Love to you all. 🙏🏽🌻🇺🇦

  • @rgs8970
    @rgs8970 2 года назад +1259

    Ukraine's bringing out the big guns: moms and ballerinas! Honestly, the pain tolerance of these two groups is off the charts 💪🏻

    • @slcpunk2740
      @slcpunk2740 2 года назад +42

      A mom can't take a bullet. She can take 30 bullets, surgically remove them from the wounds, insert them into new cartridges and then put them back into your clip and place it neatly on your freshly made bed for you the next morning. 🤱

    • @ericj.wilkinson9317
      @ericj.wilkinson9317 2 года назад +72

      As a tattoo artist these two groups have ten times the pain tolerance.

    • @debrasmith4247
      @debrasmith4247 2 года назад +6

      And their interchangeable 🌹

    • @SeppelSquirrel
      @SeppelSquirrel 2 года назад +51

      It's been shown through scientific study that woman feel more pain than men. Women are just better than men at handling pain, and pretty much everything else! 💪

    • @lambchopramone7903
      @lambchopramone7903 2 года назад +4

      Ok, ok, good laugh, but the fact that Colbert is making fun of this whole situation is a bit.. weird. Almost propagandist. But nooooo..

  • @georgemullens
    @georgemullens 2 года назад +11

    A few years ago I organised a debating conference in Lviv, Ukraine. As I walked through the cobbled streets of the old town I was greeted by beautiful churches, restaurants, cafes and of course, the people. Yet as I walked through, I noticed the portraits of young men who had lost their lives in Donbas and other regions. One of the bars I went to called Pravda is now a molotov cocktail making factory, students I met are now arming themselves and defending their homes with the upmost bravery. I hope that they'll be able to return home in safety. Slava Ukraini

  • @DaisyVuchanan
    @DaisyVuchanan 2 года назад +63

    Hi Stephen, I am from Ukraine 🇺🇦. I think it will be fun for you to know that in all Ukrainian telegram and social media channels we call Russian soldiers “orcs” . And we call Russia the “Mordor”. We all grew up on LOTR books and movies and it was always a big part of our culture.

    • @roaam78
      @roaam78 2 года назад +5

      What do you call the alley of angels and the Euromaidan ? Do you celebrate those days ?

    • @7popugaeff
      @7popugaeff 2 года назад +5

      @@roaam78 alley of angels is myth, get over it

    • @antimaxik
      @antimaxik 2 года назад

      ​@@roaam78 I have bad news for you. It is a fiction. If you beleive Russians about Ukrainian propaganda, why don't you assume that they has it as well? The difference is that russian television is under control of the goverment... pretty much as almost everything there.

    • @MrLeni89
      @MrLeni89 Год назад

      @@roaam78 The Alley of Angels in Donetsk is a fake, created by russian propaganda.

    • @anastasiiapavlova7422
      @anastasiiapavlova7422 Год назад

      @@roaam78 not really, only in russian news

  • @andrewlam1742
    @andrewlam1742 2 года назад +1302

    I’m in awe of the Ukrainian people. Glory to Ukraine.

    • @TroIIingThemSoftly
      @TroIIingThemSoftly 2 года назад +17

      ✊✊✊

    • @Jmatad21
      @Jmatad21 2 года назад +3

      Each day more people are dying. But you seem happy. Are you from Ukraine?

    • @TroIIingThemSoftly
      @TroIIingThemSoftly 2 года назад +13

      @Enrique Morales They're outnumbered by about 10-1 and need the world's help to remain supplied? Seriously don't get your question. In any case, they're doing everything you could ever ask them to do and more.

    • @TroIIingThemSoftly
      @TroIIingThemSoftly 2 года назад +19

      @Enrique Morales History eludes you. Russia has a long history of throwing their troops into a meat grinder. Read a GD book. I'm pro-Ukraine AF, but I also know history.

    • @ToneTraveler
      @ToneTraveler 2 года назад +2

      @@TroIIingThemSoftly One fact these binary trolls for Trump and Putin dismiss is that under Stalin millions of Ukrainians were killed. Putin is ex Soviet freak that wants to bring that era back. When the Nazis are seen as liberators during WW2 there might be a problem.

  • @Tadicuslegion78
    @Tadicuslegion78 2 года назад +782

    Vladimir Putin: *Not being told the truth about how terrible his army is doing due to incompetence, corruption, and fear by his subordinates*
    Tsar Nicholas II: First time?

    • @kittys.2870
      @kittys.2870 2 года назад +75

      Did NOT end well for Nick

    • @acquasanta6676
      @acquasanta6676 2 года назад +25

      Russians have a record of not keeping machines serviced .
      Seals go bad , bearing are contaminated and fail . No just war machine tractor and combine ,grain trucks and more have broken with no spare parts and whole year harvests have been lost through " Central Planning " or top down management in the Soviet years .
      Putin not doing well maybe he's gonna move to Siberia ??

    • @thegunslinger1363
      @thegunslinger1363 2 года назад +35

      Let's hope he ends up like Tsar Nicholas too.

    • @Turbojonny5
      @Turbojonny5 2 года назад +28

      History repeats itself

    • @suryamanakp5521
      @suryamanakp5521 2 года назад +19

      Just hope he dont use chemichal bio weapon

  • @danr.5017
    @danr.5017 2 года назад +16

    Ballet actually requires a brutal ammount of physical fitness and endurance.

  • @RedRoadWoman7
    @RedRoadWoman7 2 года назад +32

    I'm a grandmother of 70 and even I want to go and help the Ukrainians! 🤨Thanks Late Show and Stephen for making me laugh...it's hard to do so when you see all the death and destruction. 😒

  • @ITentrepreneur
    @ITentrepreneur 2 года назад +70

    Kazakhstan stands with Ukraine!
    Glory to Ukraine - Slava Ukraine

    • @TroIIingThemSoftly
      @TroIIingThemSoftly 2 года назад +5

      Slava Ukraini!

    • @whimsysmith2480
      @whimsysmith2480 2 года назад +4

      Fan of Kazakhstan, standing with Kazahkstan to support the awesome country that is Ukraine. If USA is the “land of the brave” I think we can all agree that Ukraine is proving to be “land of the bravest”. Slava Ukraine!

    • @cedriceric9730
      @cedriceric9730 2 года назад +1

      ✌️✌️

    • @joannbowden6220
      @joannbowden6220 2 года назад +1

      #ISTANDWITHUKRAINE!!! 🙏🇺🇲🇺🇦🙏

    • @TroIIingThemSoftly
      @TroIIingThemSoftly 2 года назад +3

      @@whimsysmith2480 No disputing the Ukrainians' bravery. As an American, I applaud their courage and spirit.

  • @Unmistakable0Me
    @Unmistakable0Me 2 года назад +542

    Don’t ever mess with the dancers…the highest pain tolerance known to man, Extraordinary reflexes, ability to survive on little to no food, disturbing endurance…team them up with the gymnasts and all problems solved xxxx

    • @OldFellaDave
      @OldFellaDave 2 года назад +21

      Don't forget all the Boxing World Champions ;)
      Slava Ukraine! :)

    • @marialindell9874
      @marialindell9874 2 года назад +7

      As an ex-ballet dancer, we don't have the highest pain tolerance known to man.
      (I know that this is a joke, but anyways)

    • @lennellwaltonboxer
      @lennellwaltonboxer 2 года назад +2

      Once you go on point you must.

    • @3dsmaxrocks699
      @3dsmaxrocks699 2 года назад +1

      You'll never guess what happened.....I messed with one of those dancers.
      Dammit....if I would've only read your stupid comment first. 👌

    • @mnomadvfx
      @mnomadvfx 2 года назад +1

      Extraordinary reflexes do you little good when you go from a skin tight leotard to a full outfit of soldier gear.
      Good ears, eyes and a steady handed aim will serve you much better.

  • @objuan6
    @objuan6 2 года назад +9

    MrColbert, you have truly risen to the sad occasion.
    props to your writers.
    Bravo!

  • @doslover
    @doslover 2 года назад +15

    I'm somehow not surprised that a cigarette company is one of the few that just straight-up said 'we value money above everything else'

  • @iSmartMan1
    @iSmartMan1 2 года назад +390

    I will never get tired of the punchline "is potato". I knew it was coming and it still made me laugh.

    • @MichelleIbarraMHAEdD
      @MichelleIbarraMHAEdD 2 года назад +20

      Need a tshirt.... 😅🤣

    • @simgem
      @simgem 2 года назад +13

      Same! I want a shirt!

    • @MichelleIbarraMHAEdD
      @MichelleIbarraMHAEdD 2 года назад +4

      @@simgem lol, I totally wrote that before I heard Stephen's whole monolog

    • @indigowolf556
      @indigowolf556 2 года назад +8

      Me too. I think that might be the new thing to say is potato. 😆😆😆😆

    • @juliansenfr
      @juliansenfr 2 года назад +16

      'Stefan' & team have to get on it, with all proceeds heading to support the Ukrainian people

  • @zacharywilbur3459
    @zacharywilbur3459 2 года назад +75

    You would think “is potato” would get old but it gets me every time

  • @judyk2987
    @judyk2987 2 года назад +12

    Colbert makes my heart happy in these crazy times! Ukrainian people are fierce warriors- all of them! I wish them victory 🙏🏽💪🏽

  • @animatorgeek
    @animatorgeek 2 года назад +91

    It's heartbreaking to see a ballet dancer leaving his life in the arts to pick up a gun. I applaud him for taking up the challenge, but it shows how terrible this situation is.

    • @joshp1820
      @joshp1820 2 года назад +8

      Well, he didn't have a choice. Males between ages 18-60 were conscripted for the war effort, which is an unfortunate reality.

    • @Mary-qg6mh
      @Mary-qg6mh 2 года назад

      @@joshp1820 no, actually. At the moment, only people of military vacancies and those with some real war experience so to say ought to join army. All others are volunteers.

  • @boiledcrap
    @boiledcrap 2 года назад +408

    "Did you fill the tank?"
    "Yes! Plenty of shells!"
    **Tank sputters to a halt**
    "Oh! You meant the tank's *tank* ."

    • @PsyphaX09
      @PsyphaX09 2 года назад +8

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @jagotiberan2181
      @jagotiberan2181 2 года назад +6

      Underrated comment 😂

    • @winterblitzen09
      @winterblitzen09 2 года назад +8

      "YOU DIDN'T GET GAS???"

    • @jorgegonzalez-larramendi5491
      @jorgegonzalez-larramendi5491 2 года назад

      those soviruss tanks seem to explode real nice

    • @abulayla1000
      @abulayla1000 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/VxyXyr5lyPk/видео.html .Russia dumps master/ visa for Chinese union cards.....this is the end of Caucasian hegemony. LOL

  • @NoSuffix
    @NoSuffix 2 года назад +541

    Really admire Ukrainians' fighting spirit when facing a brutal enemy. Such a nation can never be defeated, and will only stand up stronger than before. Slava Ukraini!

    • @luckypeacock
      @luckypeacock 2 года назад +4

      "I really admire Ukraine fighting on the ground, choosing to sacrifice their people, backed by our resources and intelligence." It's a hybrid war, man... is not just the Ukrainians that are fighting the Russians. Media distorts the facts... U.S. advanced intelligence and NATO support (everything but a direct provocation to Russia) counts more than anything else. Also, the democracy that is Ukraine, it's army is based on conscripts, which mean well prepared soldiers (compared to Iraq, Syria, Afghanistan and so on). If you want to know how capable the Russian army is, look at the situation in Syria in 2015, when U.S. almost overthrew Assad, but then, the Russians got involved and Assad is still in power... nobody will mention this, but it's verifiable from thousands of sources.

    • @marialindell9874
      @marialindell9874 2 года назад

      299

    • @gamepapa1211
      @gamepapa1211 2 года назад +1

      @@GiggleGrass Thank you for supporting Zelenskyy. Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦

    • @g.d.graham2446
      @g.d.graham2446 2 года назад

      #StandForUkraine🇺🇦

    • @mnomadvfx
      @mnomadvfx 2 года назад +1

      @Banh Mi Literally the only point of NATO is a non aggression pact to defend its member nations.
      If Putin was afraid of Ukraine joining NATO it's because war with the other member states would be assured the moment the first shell was fired.
      aka Putin wants Ukraine, not a war with NATO's members.

  • @ericl447
    @ericl447 2 года назад +4

    If there is anything we need in this world, it is comedy. I love this guy.

  • @WorldStarHipHopNews
    @WorldStarHipHopNews 2 года назад +3

    Never, ever, mess with a Ukrainian! They're all tough and built for action, from 80 year old grannies to 8 month old babies, when it comes to the fight, they've pit-bull spirit!

  • @ChrisAlbertH47
    @ChrisAlbertH47 2 года назад +155

    The funny thing about deploying a big army of 150 thousand soldiers, is that you have to feed them and equip them. A pretty expensive investment that Russia doesn't really have the means to sustain.

    • @sleepysera
      @sleepysera 2 года назад +23

      Well, as he said - it's not like Russia didn't invest in their military. A good chunk of that money just never made it that far because corruption 🤷‍♀️

    • @belyayevsfox4753
      @belyayevsfox4753 2 года назад +3

      Logistics 101

    • @dinoflagella4185
      @dinoflagella4185 2 года назад +8

      Me and one of my friends said the same thing. Ukraine may eventually fall, but as long they keep fighting the Russian can’t win the long fight.

    • @BlairTindall86
      @BlairTindall86 2 года назад +8

      "Amateurs talk about tactics, but professionals study logistics."
      - Gen. Robert H. Barrow, USMC

    • @grmpEqweer
      @grmpEqweer 2 года назад +9

      ...Hmm. I'd bet they'll surrender for food at some point. Well, more of them. Maybe set up a grill, for the smell.

  • @shermanculbertson6191
    @shermanculbertson6191 2 года назад +310

    I will continue to pray for the incredibly brave and amazing people of Ukraine. All of them are truly inspirations to the world.

    • @Marijuanifornia
      @Marijuanifornia 2 года назад +7

      Be inspired enough to fight against Republicans the way that Ukrainians fight against the Russians, because Republicans are far more dangerous than Russians.

    • @PreacherAtArrakeen
      @PreacherAtArrakeen 2 года назад +8

      Send money. Prayers are not going to stop Putin.

    • @bjoardar
      @bjoardar 2 года назад +1

      Prayers are useless. If you truly wish to do something for the people of Ukraine, consider donating some money and / or help to fight back against the propaganda trolls in the comment sections of *EVERY(!)* discussion about Ukraine, no matter what forum.

    • @JGM0JGM
      @JGM0JGM 2 года назад

      @@shermanculbertson6191 Lol, yes they are.
      Unless you have undeniable proof (and I don't mean coincidences)...
      Stop living in the superstitious dark ages and join us in the 21 century.

    • @bjoardar
      @bjoardar 2 года назад

      @@shermanculbertson6191 That's an opinion. Or are you telling me that there are no mass shootings in the U.S. anymore? If anything, that has got to be the *MOST PRAYED FOR* thing that people have ever prayed for.
      Praying doesn't work. It's useless.

  • @eugenekhoo990
    @eugenekhoo990 2 года назад +13

    “Its never a good sign when your dinner is old enough to enlist.” Wow that’s a good one

  • @margaretpeabody243
    @margaretpeabody243 2 года назад +4

    As far as the bleak headlines of today, many late night hosts provide us comic relief while Stephen gets us routing for the underdog and cheering for justice!!

  • @TRE45ON.is.Bat5hit.Crazy.U.S.G
    @TRE45ON.is.Bat5hit.Crazy.U.S.G 2 года назад +253

    With all the Russian vehicles that ran out of gas, captured or outright abandoned; it’s looking like Russia is the biggest provider of war material to Ukraine lol😂🤣

    • @Asher_Tye
      @Asher_Tye 2 года назад +19

      Yeah, but would they want it, or would it be better to sell for scrap?

    • @TroIIingThemSoftly
      @TroIIingThemSoftly 2 года назад +12

      🌻🌻🌻

    • @LoveDiveChannel
      @LoveDiveChannel 2 года назад +9

      @@Asher_Tye Maybe could be both, by sorting out which one they can use and which one they can sell

    • @jc.1191
      @jc.1191 2 года назад +12

      Vlad better watch out, or they'll go all the way to Moscow and take Russia.

    • @jc.1191
      @jc.1191 2 года назад +2

      @@TroIIingThemSoftly 😁💪

  • @tereziamarkova2822
    @tereziamarkova2822 2 года назад +518

    You're laughing, but ballerinas are used to extremely tough physical regime. These guys and gals have unbelievable stamina. They may wear poncey costumes on stage, but they are definitely badasses, and their preserverance and self-discipline has to count for something on the battlefield.

    • @grmpEqweer
      @grmpEqweer 2 года назад +32

      Yup. Solid muscle.

    • @tereziamarkova2822
      @tereziamarkova2822 2 года назад +33

      @Proper If you want to make fun of them, could you please at least be, you know. Funny?!

    • @gabem3568
      @gabem3568 2 года назад +14

      No laughing here. These people are definitely in shape

    • @georgiapuppie
      @georgiapuppie 2 года назад +15

      I've seen their feet, and they still walk on them!

    • @nonelost1
      @nonelost1 2 года назад +6

      @Proper Perhaps they can “fire and forget” javelins in between twirls .😎

  • @lealta1481
    @lealta1481 2 года назад +8

    Everytime they talk about Russian corruption I'm reminded that my country(USA) sadly isn't that much better. We definitely have things to work on. For one banning elected house members from the stock market and strictly regulating lobbying.

    • @kateryna5284
      @kateryna5284 2 года назад

      Everyone has something to work on, but believe me no one is capable of stealing so much as they do in Russia. Soviet Union regime did terrible things to mentality and governance. That’s what we in Ukraine try to overcome for so many years

    • @user-vw5dh6qj4x
      @user-vw5dh6qj4x 2 года назад

      @@kateryna5284 украинка говорит о коррупции в России)))))))))))

    • @kateryna5284
      @kateryna5284 2 года назад

      @@user-vw5dh6qj4x Имею право) Отец долго служил в армии РФ и не по наслышке знает, как танковые дивизии с хранения танки снимали😃

  • @Yve55
    @Yve55 2 года назад +4

    When Steven Colbert speaks, I listen. I also laugh my ass off! Thanks Steven🙋‍♀️💞
    Glory to Ukraine
    💛🛡🇺🇦🛡💙

  • @clarktooncrossing3975
    @clarktooncrossing3975 2 года назад +388

    Wait, you're telling me a tobacco company is still being scummy? Stephen, that's just shocking, SHOCKING I tell you!

    • @davidl5452
      @davidl5452 2 года назад +56

      To be fair, they are just trying to do their part to kill Russians.

    • @khasab6124
      @khasab6124 2 года назад +29

      Well well considering what we know about the effect of tobacco on the human body they might just be doing their part to defeat Russia. smoke up boys smoke up

    • @slcpunk2740
      @slcpunk2740 2 года назад +7

      See above 🤭

    • @jacquelinecallejas1390
      @jacquelinecallejas1390 2 года назад +30

      I agree that giving the invading army cancer is not a bad thing. Also if they have to run away they'll be out of breath and get caught.

    • @clarktooncrossing3975
      @clarktooncrossing3975 2 года назад +22

      Y'know folks, I'd give you all credit for the creative responses about giving the opposing side health defects and all that stuff if not for one fact: tobacco companies are scummy and I refuse to believe that's their reasoning for continuing to sell their productions to Russians.

  • @jimharper5373
    @jimharper5373 2 года назад +6

    A moment of silence for the hundreds of millions of US and Russian citizens living thru a financial crisis spiral that is our obligated burden because sanctioning millions into poverty isn't a war crime.

  • @Sean.Vosler
    @Sean.Vosler 2 года назад +4

    The ship they downed was the latest state of the art ship in their navy… 1 of 5, the other 4 aren’t even completed

  • @gamepapa1211
    @gamepapa1211 2 года назад +265

    That Russian battleship on Snake Island getting sunk? That's the trailer for the future movie adaptation right there!

    • @nobodyknows3180
      @nobodyknows3180 2 года назад +8

      To be fair, it was more like a Coast Guard frigate or something akin to that

    • @bluemoon9530
      @bluemoon9530 2 года назад +1

      :)

    • @Zaluskowsky
      @Zaluskowsky 2 года назад +6

      i want that movie to happen.
      Red Alert 3 anyone ?

    • @jcorbett9620
      @jcorbett9620 2 года назад +5

      IF it is true, it's the most heartwarming story of revenge for the 13 Sailors on Snake Island. I only say "if", because in war, losses are hard to verify and propaganda clouds the truth. I still hope it's true though, along with the rest of the Evil Empires losses.

    • @caronstout354
      @caronstout354 2 года назад

      Using the actually film footage and audio!

  • @Opus313
    @Opus313 2 года назад +22

    "Suck it Vlad!"

  • @FredRedFrred
    @FredRedFrred 2 года назад +4

    Being a brilliant satirical writer, Colbert trains his staff. Notice after the Yoda bit byte he remarks "it finally works!" --referencing previous failed attempts he shot down. THAT marks him as being on par with Oscar Wilde, and even exceeding the mark altogether as a team builder.

  • @astaraoneill9166
    @astaraoneill9166 2 года назад +3

    God, I love this man the show’s team of amazing writers!!

  • @batgurrl
    @batgurrl 2 года назад +897

    I’m in awe of the Ukrainian people’s bravery and strength and resilience. Stephen, your sense of humor remains sharp despite these horrible times.Colonel Sanders and Captain Crunch put a big smile on my face

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl 2 года назад +366

    I would totally buy "Is potato" merch if proceeds go to helping Ukraine. Your move, Shasta!

    • @gregbors8364
      @gregbors8364 2 года назад +5

      I’m pretty sure Jones Soda beat them to it

    • @dianedenham5259
      @dianedenham5259 2 года назад +18

      Trick or Treat
      .... is potato
      🙁

    • @ctomsky
      @ctomsky 2 года назад +5

      Was just about to come here to say this.

    • @Echo81Rumple83
      @Echo81Rumple83 2 года назад +5

      It's gotta be better than an old-fashioned Charlie Brown rock (provided the other Russian soldiers only have scissors and not paper for roshambo).

    • @ellei56847
      @ellei56847 2 года назад +4

      Fantastic comment, 100%>

  • @GigiTupas
    @GigiTupas 2 года назад

    Glimmers of hope. 💕 Hoping against hope, the Ukrainians will prevail against Putin’s Russia. 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

  • @lorianngrilley-jamroz7631
    @lorianngrilley-jamroz7631 2 года назад

    I ABSOLUTELY NEED MY STEPHEN COLBERT NEWS!!!☆☆☆ 100% TY!

  • @karebear9773
    @karebear9773 2 года назад +49

    Standing with Ukraine 🇺🇦

  • @gia9742
    @gia9742 2 года назад +142

    I feel guilty even smiling at these jokes.... Glory to Ukraine 💙💛🇺🇦

    • @ibinshkamed1586
      @ibinshkamed1586 2 года назад +1

      Slava Ukrayini ! Slava Heroyam !

    • @jojokimbo
      @jojokimbo 2 года назад

      @@craigkidd9524 do YOU know?

    • @stephenwright8824
      @stephenwright8824 2 года назад

      @@515coldfire 2016. Donald Trump wins the election via a glitch in the Electoral College. Calls it rigged. 62+ million individuals voted for him. That's how they could _support that._ Too many Americans _already did._

  • @brianm7109
    @brianm7109 2 года назад +3

    I feel like these revelations should make me feel a sense of relief about the inadequacy of the Russian army, but it actually just makes me feel like they are more desperate and crazy than ever

  • @Dana-kb5mk
    @Dana-kb5mk 2 года назад +2

    Stephen's dancing gets me every time, Love him so much ❤️😂

  • @embroiledalive5232
    @embroiledalive5232 2 года назад +135

    Thanks, Colbert, for cheerleading the Ukrainians. We all want to do it, and you do it better than anyone, 👍

  • @philoctetes_wordsworth
    @philoctetes_wordsworth 2 года назад +5

    Perhaps the Brutus to his Caesar will be known soon!👍🏻💯👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗💗💗💗💋
    Glory to Ukraine! Glory to the Heroes!!! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦💗💗💗💗💋🇺🇸

  • @amarisfrede2
    @amarisfrede2 2 года назад +1

    "It did go down on itself." 🤣🤣🤣

  • @carelesswhisper1180
    @carelesswhisper1180 2 года назад

    True Ukrainian spirit, President staying, fighting and supporting it’s people! Amazingly united spirit.

  • @rickw9169
    @rickw9169 2 года назад +301

    I remember the school yard bully who picked on the nerd with glasses. The bully was a short stout guy and the nerd, long and lanky. It finally came down to the fight behind the schoolyard and it made my heart soar to watch the nerd punch the bully in the nose several times. It seems that he must have had some boxing lessons along the line and understood the advantage of reach. The fight ended with the bully crawling away with a pretty bloody face. Ukraine vs. Russia reminded of that day so very long ago.

    • @frglee
      @frglee 2 года назад +49

      As a kid I learnt that with violent bullies, even if you are outmatched in a fight, you must hit back as hard as you can. It may result in more punches in that fight, but it'll make the bully think twice about doing it again. If you do nothing to defend yourself, expect to get beaten again and again.

    • @Turbojonny5
      @Turbojonny5 2 года назад +10

      @@frglee Well said

    • @wr38621
      @wr38621 2 года назад +6

      I remember when the nerdy geek kid got in a fight with the school bully and ended up with a broken nose, dislocated arm and rolled down the school yard hill in a trash can

    • @Babesinthewood97
      @Babesinthewood97 2 года назад +8

      Glory to the nerds

    • @Babesinthewood97
      @Babesinthewood97 2 года назад +5

      @@frglee that’s true. I absolutely agree. Because bullies see kindness as weakness. They don’t understand any other language than their own ways. They only stop when they’re forced to stop. So hit back hard. Yes, every corduroy clad mother and father will tell you that you must never defend yourself because the victim must always have the highest moral. Well, it’s only fancy speak from unempathetic people who themselves are not being attacked. No one is going to protect you. So fight back. If they allow the bully’s violence, they shall endure yours too.

  • @rparl
    @rparl 2 года назад +7

    "Is potato." Priceless!

  • @miriambucholtz9315
    @miriambucholtz9315 2 года назад +2

    The state of Russia's military equipment sounds like a lovely case of poetic justice.

  • @frankwilson4717
    @frankwilson4717 2 года назад +2

    It's Like He Gave This Endeavor, NO REAL THOUGHT, AT ALL. HE UNDERESTIMATED THE UKRAINIANS, BIG TIME. HE'S MAKING RUSSIA, LOOK FOOLISH. AND NO SPIN, WILL ERASE THAT.

  • @danieltaylor9459
    @danieltaylor9459 2 года назад +250

    Ukraine has shown an outrageous amount of strength, resilience, and pride.
    It’s genuinely inspiring.
    So thank you-to every Ukrainian who may read this.
    You’ve inspired the ENTIRE world

    • @bluemoon9530
      @bluemoon9530 2 года назад +6

      Agreed! Bravo Ukraine! 💙 🙋

    • @paulmcgrory5165
      @paulmcgrory5165 2 года назад

      Speak for yourself not the world. So you are inspired by fighting to the last Ukrainian. This war must end now with the inevitable surrender. So impressive you are fighting to the last Ukrainian from your keyboard.

    • @davidserlin8097
      @davidserlin8097 2 года назад +7

      @@paulmcgrory5165 the world is with Ukraine and the world despises Putin and everything he stands for.

    • @religionisapoison2413
      @religionisapoison2413 2 года назад +2

      @@bluemoon9530 no no, SLAVA ukraine

    • @paulmcgrory5165
      @paulmcgrory5165 2 года назад

      @@davidserlin8097 So you speak for China, India, Africa and SE Asia? Impressive. Oh i forgot you are a white westerner male so you dominate the world right? Including 3.4 billion people you have never spoken to or seen lol

  • @caseyjl949
    @caseyjl949 2 года назад +35

    Let's go Ukraine!!!!💙💛🇺🇦

    • @willfiggins5485
      @willfiggins5485 2 года назад

      Yeah that's true though Ukraine but that guy with the suit he's a.. .... It's going to be expensive to fart.

  • @leannbridwell1853
    @leannbridwell1853 2 года назад

    Love the shoulder wriggle! Great song rendition!

  • @nickwallette6201
    @nickwallette6201 2 года назад +3

    "We may be the home of the brave here in the US..." Not really. Haven't been that way in a while. Mostly the home of the big talk.

  • @IAmSuzyQ
    @IAmSuzyQ 2 года назад +53

    🇺🇦💪Ukraine is showing the world what TRUE PATRIOTISM looks like! (and it's not hugging a flag on a stage, like someone we know.🙄)

    • @marshamariner7897
      @marshamariner7897 2 года назад +11

      Somehow I can't c bunker boy doing ONE IOTA of what Zelinsky 🇺🇸🌍🌎🌹💖 is doing.... he'd b whining 'but my bone spurs 🤣😹

    • @hawkeye5955
      @hawkeye5955 2 года назад +9

      The sentient Dumpster fire sexually assaulted the flag.

    • @TroIIingThemSoftly
      @TroIIingThemSoftly 2 года назад +6

      @@hawkeye5955 On more than one occasion!

    • @TroIIingThemSoftly
      @TroIIingThemSoftly 2 года назад +4

      @@marshamariner7897 the orange doofus and putin DREAM of being the leader Zelensky is.

  • @gregbors8364
    @gregbors8364 2 года назад +124

    “Putin’s a genius!”
    - our esteemed former President who-shall-not-be-named

    • @MD77SA
      @MD77SA 2 года назад +15

      I don't guess him to be of even average intelligence, much less genius. Same for the one who called him a smart and savvy genius, and who knows him very very well.

    • @Omikoshi78
      @Omikoshi78 2 года назад +18

      Takes one stable genius to spot another.

    • @patamakka08
      @patamakka08 2 года назад +5

      Another one

    • @dixie0625
      @dixie0625 2 года назад +3

      Yeah, but we must also remember "She's got the best body!" with regard to his daughter Ivanka, who sat on his lap as an adult. He has a habit of making grotesque judgments.

    • @MD77SA
      @MD77SA 2 года назад +1

      You remember the news video a couple of years ago showing Trump calling the Ukraine government criminals? He said the people of Ukraine were nice, but the government was criminal. See how easily Putin beguiled him? Yet, Republicans said war would never have happened with Trump. How can Republicans reconcile their statement with the facts of Trump praising Putin and calling the Ukrainian government criminals??

  • @lilg7195
    @lilg7195 2 года назад

    This should be send to every Ukrainian out there fighting in this war........ 🥰

  • @MorganFrancophile
    @MorganFrancophile 2 года назад +14

    What a great metaphor for Putin himself. An old power still thinking it can conquer the world and prove how tough it is when it’s just old, decrepit and long overdue for humiliating defeat.

    • @blackeyedsusan727
      @blackeyedsusan727 2 года назад

      And, the U.S. is next..the sun has long been setting on this empire

  • @rebeccamaracle2878
    @rebeccamaracle2878 2 года назад +70

    You know things are crazy when Nestle is going to be on the right side of history.

    • @bast713
      @bast713 2 года назад +1

      Right?!?

    • @thomash.7411
      @thomash.7411 2 года назад

      Is there any reporting at all on the status of the fighting in eastern Ukraine? According to my sources, about 60,000 Ukrainian soldiers are completely surrounded by the Russian army and pro-Russian separatists in the east of the country. Mariupol is completely surrounded and is being bombed and attacked with missiles. In southeastern and eastern Ukraine, Russian forces have made significant gains in terrain. Which bassically means, Russian forces have reached the edges of the city of Dnipro. Sitting as it does on the elbow of the Dnepr River, which would indicate that Russia is now in practical occupation of pretty much all of Trans Dnepr Ukraine

    • @blackeyedsusan727
      @blackeyedsusan727 2 года назад

      Truth!

  • @AldoRyan
    @AldoRyan 2 года назад +91

    Incredible how that Ukrainian sailor from Snake Island called it! GO UKRAINE!!!

  • @edwardfletcher7790
    @edwardfletcher7790 2 года назад

    Australia salutes the Heroes and Patriots of Ukraine !
    #SlavaUkraine
    #StopRussia

  • @cwbrooks5329
    @cwbrooks5329 2 года назад +1

    Ballet dancers are solid muscle and have virtually superhuman stamina and discipline. He'll make a badass fighter. Slava Ukraine and Putin huilo.

  • @xGUANdeLUPEx
    @xGUANdeLUPEx 2 года назад +12

    The running 'is potato' joke is so great.

  • @Asher_Tye
    @Asher_Tye 2 года назад +50

    Putin probably shouldn't have let his buddies buy all those mega-yachts...

    • @grmpEqweer
      @grmpEqweer 2 года назад +3

      They were just following the leader, he has billions hidden all over the world.
      I think he knew something, but the thing is, if he kept too tight a rein on them, he would have had an "accident."
      Dictators keep power by keeping their key supporters in line, and that takes lots of money.
      And terror.
      Greed and terror, stuck together.

    • @natalyk9783
      @natalyk9783 2 года назад +1

      If he didn’t, you would not know Russia as totalitarian country. It started by allowing corruption and stolen business, only this could make vertical power for Putin. The fact that US, Europe was ok working with them until this time is disgusting, because if they made very personal sanctions earlier nothing would happen

  • @tylerboyce4081
    @tylerboyce4081 2 года назад

    I'm glad that Yoda has spoken publicly against the Russian invasion of Ukraine. 🇺🇦💚

  • @cageybee7221
    @cageybee7221 2 года назад +1

    2:05 as someone born in 2002 this effected me more than it should

  • @IAmSuzyQ
    @IAmSuzyQ 2 года назад +127

    Ukraine's ballerinas aren't just killin' it on the stage anymore! 🇺🇦🩰💪

    • @Tadicuslegion78
      @Tadicuslegion78 2 года назад +6

      They went from performing the Magic Flute to the Magic Rocket Launcher

    • @grmpEqweer
      @grmpEqweer 2 года назад +1

      And, plié, and FIRE! three, four...

    • @andrimufid2195
      @andrimufid2195 2 года назад

      they all went John Wick this time

  • @jasonbarry3301
    @jasonbarry3301 2 года назад +527

    Russia has historically had one of the most comically useless navies of any major world power, so honestly it’s surprising they’ve only lost 2 ships.

    • @LostShipMate
      @LostShipMate 2 года назад +21

      The Second Pacific Squadron. . .

    • @daemenoth
      @daemenoth 2 года назад +19

      even canada has had an impressive history of missions using kyaks ;)

    • @hawkeye5955
      @hawkeye5955 2 года назад +24

      @@LostShipMate : Kamchatka: "Do you see torpedo boats?"

    • @slcpunk2740
      @slcpunk2740 2 года назад +16

      Yeah Putin's naval is useless. 🤭

    • @slcpunk2740
      @slcpunk2740 2 года назад +2

      @@daemenoth also the Haida

  • @jonathans1759
    @jonathans1759 2 года назад +38

    Call a full UN assembly and demand PUTIN call an immediate ceasefire/begin withdrawal or have a vote to remove Russia from its position as a permanent seat on the UN security council.

    • @neogenmatrix6162
      @neogenmatrix6162 2 года назад +5

      Unfortunately the problem with that is that the UN security council has to be invoked. And the problem with that is Russia sits at the head of the UN security council. They can veto any vote even if it's 100 to 1.

    • @marshamariner7897
      @marshamariner7897 2 года назад +2

      Ya. It makes real sense that Russia is in charge of stopping Russia....nothing can go wrong!!😵😵😵🌍🌎😵😵🇺🇸

    • @trix10101
      @trix10101 2 года назад

      The issue here is that requires the security council and that needs a majority vote and any country can just veto it. Russia is on the security council is currently the president of the council. The good news is there working on a way around it. Saying that USSR is the member and sense russia isn't the Ussr anymore they should be removed

    • @willdejong7763
      @willdejong7763 2 года назад +3

      @@neogenmatrix6162 Why not dissolve the UN? The headquarters is here. Most of the world is united on this. Replace it with the "Union of Civilized Nations" composed of just the countries that recently voted against Russia. Put up a rebranding sign saying "New and Improved", and "Now with Less Autocrats".

    • @davidlundquist1979
      @davidlundquist1979 2 года назад +1

      @@willdejong7763 Sounds like the Simpsons episode where Homer became the leader of the Stonecutters, so they reorganized themselves into the "No Homers Club". That said, it might not be the worst idea.

  • @babettehogan
    @babettehogan 2 года назад

    I would have loved to have seen the Beauxbaton entry into the Grand Hall of Hogwarts as the reference to the Ukraine ballerinas. Fight for freedom with grace and courage, dear Ukrainians.Our hearts and prayers are with you..

  • @vandal280
    @vandal280 2 года назад

    Stephen, you're the silliest and I'm here for it. Nice leap 🤭

  • @whocares2087.1
    @whocares2087.1 2 года назад +73

    People didn't give them a chance, but Ukraine is winning!

    • @Dragonaut
      @Dragonaut 2 года назад +3

      Don't be mistaken, there is no winning in war.
      Lets pray this defense put up by this brave country and NATO being united to sanction Russia will end this soon.

    • @detectivemarkseven
      @detectivemarkseven 2 года назад +2

      Its only a matter of time.

    • @MikMoen
      @MikMoen 2 года назад +1

      They're not winning anything. All they can do is bog the enemy down as long as they can.

    • @make2285
      @make2285 2 года назад +2

      Wow you guys are seriously delusional. Winning? Russia isn’t even using 50 % it’s military strength , this numbers you just heard are from the Ukrainian government which means there 100 % lies , which is Normal to try and boost moral. 10 % the Donbas region alone is more than that forget Crimea much more . I hope for the best to , I’m not pro Russia I’m a Canadian who sees the facts and do my own personal research . You can’t just watch one media source because you know it’s biased . Ukraine will be takin over within a couple weeks which would make it a month long invasion . For the size of Ukraine I don’t see that as a defeat . I hope for the best for the Ukrainians , this next week will be horrible when the capital city invasion starts .

    • @MichaelKing015
      @MichaelKing015 2 года назад

      No look at the news right now

  • @billberndtson
    @billberndtson 2 года назад +16

    Zelenskyy looks at Vlad and says "If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine." Volodi-Wan-Kenobi!

    • @dont-want-no-wrench
      @dont-want-no-wrench 2 года назад +2

      we hope that doesnt happen, but if he is killed he will still be a rallying hero

  • @richardmercer2337
    @richardmercer2337 2 года назад

    Professional ballet dancers ARE incredibily strong. Don't mess with them!

  • @tubularap
    @tubularap 2 года назад

    2:50 - Stephen after some dancing: "Oo, I got some reciprocal action back here." 🙂

  • @willdejong7763
    @willdejong7763 2 года назад +14

    Ukraine is proving that they are also the land of the free and home of the brave! Respect!

  • @joeshaji4603
    @joeshaji4603 2 года назад +258

    My respects are to Ukrainian President, soldiers and civilian. May Angels guide you and protect you Ukrainian people. Slava Ukraini

    • @ms.q7445
      @ms.q7445 2 года назад +2

      Amen

    • @bloger12prokofief15
      @bloger12prokofief15 2 года назад +1

      You know nothing about ukrainian situation as all brainwahed people in West.

    • @antihypocrisy8978
      @antihypocrisy8978 2 года назад +1

      May angels protect those from US invasions too. Hundreds of thousands of civilians murdered in the Middle East.

    • @user-vw5dh6qj4x
      @user-vw5dh6qj4x 2 года назад

      Glory to Ukraine is the slogan of the Ukrainian Nazis during the 2nd World War.Are you a Nazi?

  • @EriqKoontz
    @EriqKoontz 2 года назад

    “Yay… is potato.” 😆😂😂🤣 PERFECT!!

  • @mrgooseboy1
    @mrgooseboy1 2 года назад +1

    Kitkat, Smarties, and Aero are all very popular in Canada.

  • @sabrinafehl7861
    @sabrinafehl7861 2 года назад +81

    Praying for Ukraine be brave strong in victorious

  • @sharonhunt2267
    @sharonhunt2267 2 года назад +39

    I love hearing stories about the courage and successes of Ukrainians. It gives me hope.

    • @marybee1594
      @marybee1594 2 года назад

      Those are just stories, as everything on the west just bla bla propaganda, and we are winning in our media, doesen't matter what is on the ground

    • @jacek-
      @jacek- 2 года назад

      @@marybee1594 on the ground there are lots of well-done russian corpses. Welcome to Ukraine, we hope that you're enjoying your tour

    • @antimaxik
      @antimaxik 2 года назад

      Here are some stories:
      1. Some ukrainian grandma that has fed the invadors with poisoned pirozhki's (mini-pies, if you wish). 8 of them have died.
      2. Another granny, from other village, was spying the russian troops, tanks, artillery systems that were hiding nerby in her village, than she was walking to her home, called her son and he was passing the information to the Ukrainian militaries. It helped to buy some time for the defenders on that area for a few days. However, russians eventually cought hew and blew up her house with this brave granny inside...
      3. Another story about the businessman that lived on the countryside, he evacuated first days but one day he saw a russian MSLR at his yard on the security cam futage, he called to the militaries, passed the coordinates of his house with video futages, and said "do your best and don't mind the house". Soon after that artillery forces took care of it.
      And it is only happened first few weeks.
      I guess some day there will be a book, full of such stories.

  • @alexmartinez5859
    @alexmartinez5859 2 года назад +5

    “Call of Duty: Black Swan.”
    Stephen, stop giving Activision any ideas.

    • @elementalsuite
      @elementalsuite 2 года назад

      Don't you mean Microsoft 😜

    • @alexmartinez5859
      @alexmartinez5859 2 года назад +1

      @@elementalsuite As much as I am excited about the Microsoft Activision Acquisition, the buyout has not happened yet. So until then, Activision still owns the CoD IP. Even then, they said, after the recent Vanguard fiasco, that they are not going to release a game next year.

    • @elementalsuite
      @elementalsuite 2 года назад

      Nothing beats electronic arts though they make some of the worst games ever like rocket arena and knockout city which will both end up Dead projects soon much like the lovely work made by the company known as HiRez. Many failures include realm Royale and I honestly I do not see rogue company lasting very much longer even though they're having a Rambo crossover event soon or it already started I don't know yet

    • @alexmartinez5859
      @alexmartinez5859 2 года назад

      @@elementalsuite You forgot the worst one, though. Anthem. Destiny killer killed by its own ambitions.

  • @gbjwal1
    @gbjwal1 2 года назад +1

    All those downing of planes and ships yet no film of it? 👍🏻

  • @Twitchy_McExorcism
    @Twitchy_McExorcism 2 года назад +103

    Turns out there are consequences to appointing dumb, greedy yes-men to important government positions. Hope someone tells the American voters that.

    • @jumperpoint
      @jumperpoint 2 года назад +7

      Remember the guy who only appointed billionaires to high government office? The same guy who suggested lowering the qualifications for all jobs so you didn't have to worry about getting a degree? You'd think Putin would have learned from him what not to do.

    • @thomash.7411
      @thomash.7411 2 года назад +2

      Is there any reporting at all on the status of the fighting in eastern Ukraine? According to my sources, about 60,000 Ukrainian soldiers are completely surrounded by the Russian army and pro-Russian separatists in the east of the country. Mariupol is completely surrounded and is being bombed and attacked with missiles. In southeastern and eastern Ukraine, Russian forces have made significant gains in terrain. Which bassically means, Russian forces have reached the edges of the city of Dnipro. Sitting as it does on the elbow of the Dnepr River, which would indicate that Russia is now in practical occupation of pretty much all of Trans Dnepr Ukraine

    • @metalheadjakob
      @metalheadjakob 2 года назад

      Could you post those sources.

    • @blackeyedsusan727
      @blackeyedsusan727 2 года назад

      A) Americans don't even have a guaranteed right to the vote, so it wouldn't matter much;
      B) Of those who can vote with less interference, many wouldn't believe it anyway because "Amurica!"

  • @DJJamofThaDose
    @DJJamofThaDose 2 года назад +49

    Prayers for power and continuous Strength to the phenomenal Ukrainian people who are fighting a mad man's war. Someone reserved Putin a padded room.👊🏼✌🏼

    • @DJJamofThaDose
      @DJJamofThaDose 2 года назад

      This ruclips.net/video/MHKjFH6dk6Y/видео.html is what happened

    • @chrissiek8706
      @chrissiek8706 2 года назад

      Padded room? A bullet is the best I can offer. Padded rooms where reserved for "mild" dictators in CCCP

  • @zouisomething
    @zouisomething Год назад

    Was day 15. Now it is the 194-th. We are still standing 💪

  • @annasndl
    @annasndl 2 года назад

    love you Stephen! thank you for supporting Ukraine!

  • @erictaus8579
    @erictaus8579 2 года назад +23

    ❤ how Stephen "puts away" his imaginary props! That's commitment to the art of improv comedy! ❤

  • @wordforger
    @wordforger 2 года назад +50

    When I heard what a hard time the Russian military was having, my first thought was: "Ah. So maybe having corrupt oligarchs in charge of everything is BAD. Because there's nothing to stop them from taking the cash that should have gone to equipment."

    • @grmpEqweer
      @grmpEqweer 2 года назад +10

      Authoritarian governments tend to be corrupt like that.

    • @elenachristian9860
      @elenachristian9860 2 года назад +8

      This is also what happens when you de regulate everything.

    • @teresastolarskyj
      @teresastolarskyj 2 года назад

      Y'know, or to the people, doing actual jobs that are worth something.

    • @orlock20
      @orlock20 2 года назад

      That explains why one destroyed vehicle had egg cartons in a bag that was suppose to have explosive armor.

    • @paulgibbon5991
      @paulgibbon5991 2 года назад +1

      Just imagine what Russia could have been if the end of the USSR had been better managed to prevent oligarchs hoovering up so much wealth, and they had resisted the siren call of the strongman who promised to Make X Great Again.

  • @whitedove2352
    @whitedove2352 2 года назад

    Your coverage of the Ukraine crisis is the most brilliant comedy writing ever!!!

  • @raymondhoule6108
    @raymondhoule6108 2 года назад +2

    Man, when a morally bankrupt company like nestle backs out, you know you messed up.

  • @cpmf2112
    @cpmf2112 2 года назад +5

    Vlad the Impotent 😂

  • @darrenprior6339
    @darrenprior6339 2 года назад +18

    That 40mile long convoy is probably stuck because they can't afford their own fuel prices

    • @user-od6rs8ui6p
      @user-od6rs8ui6p 2 года назад +1

      That convoy is definitely going to be destroyed by the 29 mig fighters we gave Ukraine, imagine how glorious and a huge blow that would be, all a waiting game now💪💪💪

    • @darrenprior6339
      @darrenprior6339 2 года назад +2

      @@user-od6rs8ui6p I damn well hope so!! Then I want to see one of those brave Ukrainian Grandmothers piss on Putin's grave

  • @FlowIrec
    @FlowIrec 2 года назад

    The "Is potato" joke is slowly breaking me down🤣🤣🤣

  • @florencedelvalle8145
    @florencedelvalle8145 2 года назад

    Gloria Estefan right now writing the lyrics to Tank Conga Line😆😆😂😂

  • @PobortzaPl
    @PobortzaPl 2 года назад +69

    Okay but does Stephen, a well known fan of Tolkien, heard that Russians themselves call their country "Mordor" and because of that Ukrainians call enemy soldiers "orcs"?

    • @pechaa
      @pechaa 2 года назад +6

      I hadn’t heard that. Thanks for sharing. I hope someone near Stephen’s ear sees your comment.

    • @chrissiek8706
      @chrissiek8706 2 года назад +6

      Oh, i did not know that they themselves call it that, i thought it's just a joke in Lithuania 😅

    • @PobortzaPl
      @PobortzaPl 2 года назад +6

      @@chrissiek8706 Mordor is used by Russians.
      Orcs is used by Ukrainians to describe forces that attack them.

    • @luisaymerich9675
      @luisaymerich9675 2 года назад

      As it stands the Russians look more like dorks.

    • @user-vw5dh6qj4x
      @user-vw5dh6qj4x 2 года назад

      None of the Russians calls their country Mordor.You're a liar and a fool.

  • @gamepapa1211
    @gamepapa1211 2 года назад +123

    Must be pretty embarrassing for Putin to have his shock-and-awe techniques ended up with his battleships sunk.

    • @Speedster___
      @Speedster___ 2 года назад +1

      Nah tanks destroyed

    • @gamepapa1211
      @gamepapa1211 2 года назад +7

      @@Speedster___ that's even more embarrassing when you consider that tanks are supposed to be really, really hard to destroy!

    • @neogenmatrix6162
      @neogenmatrix6162 2 года назад +6

      @@Speedster___ both, yatzee

    • @hawkeye5955
      @hawkeye5955 2 года назад +6

      Would be even more embarrassing if the Russian tanks were taken out by the Ukrainian Navy.

    • @julesmasseffectmusic
      @julesmasseffectmusic 2 года назад +1

      I immediately thought good aim bots. Then felt sad because that is what the aim bot code is being used for.

  • @robertperez357
    @robertperez357 2 года назад +1

    Dinner older than some of the Russian soldiers !!

  • @john_doe_not_found
    @john_doe_not_found 2 года назад +1

    7:31 I can always count on Yoda for words of wisdom.