Who Killed Markiplier? - Chapter 3

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  • Опубликовано: 26 сен 2024
  • A new piece has been added to the puzzle.. Who is the mysterious Seer and what part does she have to play in all of this?
    Join The Hunt ► whokilledmarkip...
    Detective ► / ricepiratenewgrounds
    Butler ► / apocalypto_12
    Chef ► Robert Rexx
    Seer ► / neratrite
    Groundskeeper ► Chris Hampton
    Colonel ► Me
    Mayor ► Me
    Markiplier ► KILT
    Music By ► / @musiciscode
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Комментарии • 20 тыс.

  • @sophieminchin1768
    @sophieminchin1768 5 лет назад +3329

    Tyler: STOP WAVING THOSE BLOODY GUNS AROUND
    *immediately gets 2 guns and a ladle waved in his face*

    • @ariesbeatyou
      @ariesbeatyou 4 года назад +45

      Tyler has to be my favourite in this series

    • @ariesbeatyou
      @ariesbeatyou 4 года назад +15

      i take it back, after rewatching this over 10 times, i love warfstache and abe

    • @fquinones02
      @fquinones02 4 года назад

      :0

    • @amandalewis5536
      @amandalewis5536 4 года назад +2

      Yep poor tyler

    • @sleepyhead_angel9525
      @sleepyhead_angel9525 4 года назад +4

      zimuwu my favorite has always been The Mayor (Damien) he’s a classic fan-favorite

  • @r0guel1ke48
    @r0guel1ke48 5 лет назад +4716

    Just this line makes chef my favorite:
    “how can I put this delicately, MARKS F***ING DEAD!!”

  • @scratchedcds
    @scratchedcds 5 лет назад +6512

    Tyler: “Stop waving those bloody guns around!”
    Cook: **aggressively waves spoon in Tyler’s face**

  • @emileeheili6170
    @emileeheili6170 3 года назад +2639

    "May I shouldn't have trusted someone so God damn gorgeous."
    Me: *Almost chokes on food* WHAT?!

    • @alexbrabo4471
      @alexbrabo4471 3 года назад +41

      HEY PROF PIC TWINS

    • @emileeheili6170
      @emileeheili6170 3 года назад +30

      @@alexbrabo4471 AYYYYEEE!!! HAHAHAHA!!!

    • @chicoravelli5703
      @chicoravelli5703 3 года назад +45

      He was actually referring to Mark. He’s saying that he shouldn’t’ve trusted Mark.

    • @mimi00113
      @mimi00113 3 года назад +18

      @@chicoravelli5703 oh that's... Kind of make sense.........

    • @chicoravelli5703
      @chicoravelli5703 3 года назад +50

      And while I’m on that, that’s also who the detective was referring to in “Wilford Motherloving Warfstache”.
      When he says “They say it’s the pretty ones that’ll get ya, but he was too goddamn gorgeous”.
      He isn’t referring to Wilford, but to actor Mark.

  • @FAZBEARENTCEO
    @FAZBEARENTCEO 5 лет назад +11462

    Is anyone gonna talk about the fact that Colonel said, "Except that one time I got sucked into Jumanji-"

  • @kaileyburnett3305
    @kaileyburnett3305 5 лет назад +4195

    Mark: portrays Damien and Celine as "friends"
    Mark when he releases "Damien": sike they're siblings

    • @cabooseisthevehicledestroy
      @cabooseisthevehicledestroy 4 года назад +209

      Just like George Lucas did with Luke and Leia

    • @Justaspacequeen
      @Justaspacequeen 4 года назад +81

      Caboose is the Vehicle Destroyer you..... you didn’t have to go there

    • @c0r3_3rr0r
      @c0r3_3rr0r 4 года назад +74

      Player 2 Logging Out not gonna lie, I shipped them before I watched DAMIEN

    • @jeffgoldstein6604
      @jeffgoldstein6604 4 года назад +40

      goddamit i shouldn't read comments 😂

    • @scoutbite4334
      @scoutbite4334 4 года назад +138

      It makes sense because Damien is very protective while Celine wants to be more independent from sibling (overprotective sbling)

  • @jasonsullivan9707
    @jasonsullivan9707 4 года назад +3984

    “WeArInG tHoSe RaGs” I’m wearing an unus Annus shirt

  • @avibingpotato
    @avibingpotato 3 года назад +553

    4:07
    Damien: Just be careful!
    Me: Awwww he cares about his sister so much!!
    **us passes by Damien, briefly making eye contact**
    Damien, quietly: You too.
    Me: **nonchalantly has a mental breakdown**

  • @natetso3307
    @natetso3307 6 лет назад +3532

    Tyler: “Marco..?”
    Mother Nature: “*POLO!!!*”

  • @robertzomb
    @robertzomb 5 лет назад +3951

    did anyone else notice that when George said “murder” there wasn’t any lightning

    • @faith9196
      @faith9196 5 лет назад +123

      Oh damn

    • @GodsWorstMistake
      @GodsWorstMistake 4 года назад +303

      Because he was at no point involved at any point for the last few episodes

    • @filoni8434
      @filoni8434 4 года назад +458

      I think that’s cause he’s not been in the house for 15 years.

    • @jaspertorr4243
      @jaspertorr4243 4 года назад +41

      i said that too

    • @angelinec8116
      @angelinec8116 4 года назад +124

      but after i realized it, real life lighting strikes instead so... xD

  • @sblominic
    @sblominic 6 лет назад +2372

    Stop waving those bloody guns around!
    *Everyone immediately waves the guns, and a ladle for some reason*

  • @carverisnotpunk5214
    @carverisnotpunk5214 4 года назад +288

    the colonel's reference of jumanji was there for the same reason he references murder on the orient express in wilford motherloving warfstache, bc he is percieved as crazy but it's only bc he's the only one who knows he's in a story

    • @mangoschaos6950
      @mangoschaos6950 Год назад +16

      he also references the most dangerous game, a short story

  • @alexandraleigh3901
    @alexandraleigh3901 5 лет назад +3908

    celene: *looks dead at the camera* i sense you have a far greater part in this
    me: literally eating cereal at 2am but sure

  • @dapperdylan8675
    @dapperdylan8675 6 лет назад +2674

    *"dead like my hopes and dreams"* WTF even happened to chef to make him so relatable? xD

    • @aa01blue38
      @aa01blue38 5 лет назад +34

      Alexa play despacito

    • @bellaelmore4475
      @bellaelmore4475 5 лет назад +42

      the real question is, what happened to make you relatable to the chef? XD

    • @crescentmoon5859
      @crescentmoon5859 5 лет назад +13

      @@bellaelmore4475 lol so true

    • @skythealmighty2826
      @skythealmighty2826 4 года назад +2

      Mooood

    • @MarchieHare
      @MarchieHare 4 года назад +3

      @@bellaelmore4475 i have been thinking about that for ten minutes now and i still don't know

  • @mirabellablack6234
    @mirabellablack6234 7 лет назад +2023

    "Stop waving those guns around"
    The chef: [waves the spoon in his face]

  • @dokidoki33330
    @dokidoki33330 3 года назад +519

    “With those Beady eyes”
    “Wearing THOSE rags”
    “Maybe I shouldn’t have trusted somebody so gorgeous”
    I went threw a roller coaster of emotions

  • @cptteacosy6158
    @cptteacosy6158 5 лет назад +2065

    Tyler: “And in those rags”
    Me, naked: “eeeehh you may be wrong on that one”

    • @JACG
      @JACG 4 года назад +19

      Cpt Teacosy ooh laa laa

    • @HolyCrimin
      @HolyCrimin 4 года назад +89

      Ahem, he means the skin.

    • @karyssatuttle68
      @karyssatuttle68 4 года назад +28

      I little tmi but still funny😂

    • @pen7200
      @pen7200 4 года назад +12

      Oo-

    • @robynnhoud
      @robynnhoud 3 года назад +51

      I was gonna ask why you’re naked but honestly I shouldn’t judge

  • @williamchaidez4126
    @williamchaidez4126 7 лет назад +2068

    "Dead like my hopes and dreams"
    Me too chef

    • @SpagheddiO
      @SpagheddiO 7 лет назад +10

      I'm only commenting on this because you have a lot of likes and no one has replied yet. I have nothing constructive to add. Carry on.

    • @kitsumyr9752
      @kitsumyr9752 7 лет назад +9

      Lets liven up his thread

    • @pamelabonanno4841
      @pamelabonanno4841 7 лет назад +6

      That's dark☹️

    • @AAAAAA-xf1lr
      @AAAAAA-xf1lr 7 лет назад +5

      Fairy tail

    • @baberatcliffe2658
      @baberatcliffe2658 5 лет назад +4

      Me too dude

  • @SomeoneYouDontKnowOfficial
    @SomeoneYouDontKnowOfficial 7 лет назад +5479

    "I won't stand for this!"
    *Immediately stands up*

  • @alyssal3611
    @alyssal3611 4 года назад +421

    "How can I put this delicately... MARK'S F***ING DEAD!"
    I have no clue why, but the way the chef said that killed me. XD

    • @BlueFlameBird
      @BlueFlameBird 3 года назад +11

      "Dead like my hopes and dreams"
      I love the chef

  • @michaelrhett4958
    @michaelrhett4958 5 лет назад +3784

    Butler: “And with those rags? Pff.”
    Me: okay I feel a little attacked here!

    • @georgehutter339
      @georgehutter339 5 лет назад +54

      *is thinking during that* please i make my clothes work better than you do, and you have a suit.

    • @desireeparks4930
      @desireeparks4930 4 года назад +33

      I'm literally wearing sweatpants and a purple jacket with messy hairrr TwT

    • @nuggethoecumaeda8934
      @nuggethoecumaeda8934 4 года назад +14

      i think im dead in this universe.....im starving to death....

    • @evelynmirick91
      @evelynmirick91 4 года назад +16

      During that scene I said “At least I look better than you”

    • @tonihawk1932
      @tonihawk1932 4 года назад +12

      Michael Rhett *Looks a my My Chemical Romance shirt* okAY BUDDY DO YA WANNA GET BITCH SLAPPED

  • @averythecat1998
    @averythecat1998 4 года назад +1965

    Them: *starts talking crap about me and my clothes*
    Me: *starts to cry* Mark doesn't pay me

    • @kevyeen
      @kevyeen 4 года назад +64

      We are POOR

    • @kingbidoof7619
      @kingbidoof7619 3 года назад +51

      Well jokes on them I'm wearing their merch

    • @zimmygirl777
      @zimmygirl777 3 года назад +8

      What’s wrong with how I dress? I hate skirts. I’m a tomboy.😿👻

    • @supernova4199
      @supernova4199 3 года назад +3

      When I watched this I was at a party and didn’t want to socialize so my clothes were very interesting

    • @averywhite109
      @averywhite109 2 года назад

      I got offended lol😂

  • @FaithJman69
    @FaithJman69 5 лет назад +4133

    When everyone is trashing main character (watcher) and the Colonel goes "oh, I'll pass." at 2:38
    That gave me life. Like, he's crazy... but he's also polite? XD

    • @Shanethefilmmaker
      @Shanethefilmmaker 5 лет назад +194

      That and since he doesn't know the DA very well, he probably couldn't think of anything to say that Detective, Ben, Chef and Celine hadn't already said. Celine said the DA was quiet, Chef said the DA had beady eyes, Detective said the person was gorgeous and Ben said he wore low class clothes.

    • @Crystal-xt4sn
      @Crystal-xt4sn 4 года назад +28

      @Sara Feeser Feeser that's because he and Damien knew each other well.

    • @user-od9dy7hx3w
      @user-od9dy7hx3w 4 года назад +118

      "Well, there's no need for name-calling! Words can hurt you know, you should be kind and courteous!"

    • @MarchieHare
      @MarchieHare 4 года назад +29

      @@user-od9dy7hx3w Omg, that makes so much sense now!

    • @dawnbray2111
      @dawnbray2111 4 года назад +7

      Faith Johnson SPOILERS!!!! 😱😰

  • @smolgreenbean408
    @smolgreenbean408 3 года назад +190

    "And wearing those rags"
    *Me who has on the Unus Annus hoodie*
    *Sobs*

    • @fl0w3R_mug
      @fl0w3R_mug 3 года назад +5

      I was dying at that part but OMG LUCKYYYYYYYY I wish I was able to get their merch, now it's too late.

    • @smolgreenbean408
      @smolgreenbean408 3 года назад +5

      @@fl0w3R_mug there was only one year and now the time has stopped

  • @rileyvasquez5266
    @rileyvasquez5266 5 лет назад +704

    "I spent 3 weeks at culinary school. I deserve the right to be called CHEF!"
    lol

    • @Aswdfrl
      @Aswdfrl 4 года назад +1

      Lol

    • @tali803
      @tali803 4 года назад +2

      I rlly thought he said years-

  • @faimynth6030
    @faimynth6030 6 лет назад +1887

    *"But you, you've been awfully quiet through this"*
    me: I'm mute -_- stop judging me

  • @marilyn9845
    @marilyn9845 7 лет назад +868

    "Maybe I shouldn't have trusted someone so goddamn gorgeous!"
    Why thank u sir, but we're focusing in Mark right now

    • @Skullgirlad
      @Skullgirlad 7 лет назад +65

      Hey man mark's dead he can wait.
      *turns to the investigator* so tell me more about how gorgeous you find us.

    • @marilyn9845
      @marilyn9845 7 лет назад +6

      hotgothicgurl01 😂😂😂

    • @angelscarousel
      @angelscarousel 7 лет назад +8

      hONESTLY I ALMOST CRIED WHEN HE SAID THAT

    • @gabriel4ngel484
      @gabriel4ngel484 6 лет назад +3

      Yeah, actually is a girl in 1 person

    • @deepbhlue7973
      @deepbhlue7973 6 лет назад +4

      Ive never been so flattered in my life

  • @umbraexe3069
    @umbraexe3069 4 года назад +231

    YALL when celine is taking us through our "memories" there is a high pitched sound. Darkiplier also had a high pitched sound. Coincidence? I think not!

    • @ajnichols6959
      @ajnichols6959 3 года назад +9

      It’s~ yea it’s literally not a coincidence lol

    • @patchestheclown8372
      @patchestheclown8372 3 года назад +11

      It that why it was so dark heh pun

    • @eilyahchapman294
      @eilyahchapman294 2 года назад +5

      I-- lmao why is that lowkey funny tho... like I may be r/whooosh ing myself rn but it's because celine is half of darkiplier... i feel awful now because I think I just made a fool of myself.. don't hurt me

  • @chemicalgeez5681
    @chemicalgeez5681 6 лет назад +741

    Tyler saying "Marco" always chokes me 😂

    • @Maria-kp4ws
      @Maria-kp4ws 6 лет назад +3

      POLO

    • @samkinz2048
      @samkinz2048 5 лет назад +2

      Twenty One deaths of a bachelor yellow dimaond in steven universe.

    • @moomlxght
      @moomlxght 5 лет назад

      Same😂 i was eating cereal. Fun story: i spitted it out all over the table😂

    • @doodle_bugs7906
      @doodle_bugs7906 5 лет назад

      😂😂 lol yeah

    • @DippaPines
      @DippaPines 5 лет назад

      Nice name.

  • @Tom-ip2bu
    @Tom-ip2bu 6 лет назад +791

    Colonel:Just like that time i was sucked in to the board game Jumanji

  • @gr00vydead1te
    @gr00vydead1te 6 лет назад +686

    “Stop waving those bloody guns around!!”
    *waves spoon in the air*

    • @Maria-kp4ws
      @Maria-kp4ws 6 лет назад

      LOLL

    • @bronzepillar3043
      @bronzepillar3043 6 лет назад

      Lol

    • @foodnow6323
      @foodnow6323 5 лет назад +4

      he shouldve just waved an unbloody gun around

    • @livlvelaughgacha5610
      @livlvelaughgacha5610 5 лет назад +4

      LOOK OUT HE'S GOT A SPOON!!

    • @rubydream4527
      @rubydream4527 5 лет назад

      I love how everyone decides to wave something, the cornel and the detective waves a gun while the chef waves a spoon. Love it!

  • @jayyy260
    @jayyy260 4 года назад +117

    Everyone: *trash talks listener person"
    My anxiety: hey

  • @deadeyeraptor
    @deadeyeraptor 6 лет назад +1326

    murder *soft lightning*
    MARCO *HARD LIGHTING*

    • @caffienecrow_4892
      @caffienecrow_4892 5 лет назад +43

      Maybe mother nature has somethin' against marco polo?

    • @leonmercury3732
      @leonmercury3732 5 лет назад +32

      @@caffienecrow_4892 If you listen closely, the lightning sounds like "polo". So mother nature was going "POLO" in response.

    • @caffienecrow_4892
      @caffienecrow_4892 5 лет назад +7

      @@leonmercury3732 ohhhhhhhhhhhh wait i can kinda hear it

    • @kai8517
      @kai8517 5 лет назад +3

      Can you give me the time stamp

    • @huhimhere170
      @huhimhere170 5 лет назад +2

      Idk, MACRO is a fine word, WE SHOULD USE MARCO MORE

  • @bre_plays2852
    @bre_plays2852 4 года назад +1562

    “Marco-”
    Thunder: “*pollo!!!!*”

  • @loriwilliams9831
    @loriwilliams9831 7 лет назад +172

    "I wont stand for this!" *stands up*

  • @july4378
    @july4378 4 года назад +73

    3:39 so I came back to realize Celine's "hat" (whatever is actually called) has some little pink flowers close to the feathers. *Pink flowers* . Like the pink flower on "Damien"

  • @powderedwater67
    @powderedwater67 7 лет назад +295

    "I never shoulda trusted someone so god-damn gorgeous" Lol, story of my life.

  • @Cosmic_Ghost_Live
    @Cosmic_Ghost_Live 5 лет назад +432

    When the detective said I won’t stand for it
    And then stood up
    Me: well then sit down

    • @scoutbite4334
      @scoutbite4334 4 года назад +3

      Ngl i thought exactly that and felt ashamed at myself + the 'detective' at the same time.

  • @fenwebster7658
    @fenwebster7658 5 лет назад +409

    "I SPENT THREE WEEKS IN CULINARY SCHOOL I DESERVE TO BE CALLED A CHEF"

  • @Jamie-wy9ej
    @Jamie-wy9ej 3 года назад +50

    I was freaking right.
    7:35
    He did say he needed answers.
    In the ‘ignorance is bliss’ ending of heist Dark had said that people like us only want one thing and that it’s disgusting. He said we want answers. But if Dark is Damien then he wanted answers once as well and it really did not turn out well for him.

  • @oraclesouls
    @oraclesouls 6 лет назад +582

    Celene: I sense you have a greater purpose in this..... me: continues eating hot pocket

  • @abigailroy6424
    @abigailroy6424 7 лет назад +607

    “That’s not a good idea-“
    “Well it’s a good thing I don’t need your permission.”
    *tyler dying in the background*

    • @samanthae.1002
      @samanthae.1002 6 лет назад +2

      Zanthippe Stars how did I not notice?

    • @makaylaneal1781
      @makaylaneal1781 6 лет назад

      Zanthippe Stars what time was that at?

    • @justin.3255
      @justin.3255 6 лет назад

      Snowy Stars wow I didn't noticed that

    • @alleycataclysm4535
      @alleycataclysm4535 6 лет назад +2

      Snowy Stars
      Yeah, I noticed that too, HE BROKE CHARACTER!!!!!!!

    • @enderblaze2034
      @enderblaze2034 6 лет назад +3

      Alley Cataclysm I don’t think he broke character, I think that was scripted

  • @MOTHERWELL4LIFE
    @MOTHERWELL4LIFE 4 года назад +614

    Celine: Being thrust in to this series of unfortunate events-
    Me: LoOk aWaY-

  • @el_de_alien
    @el_de_alien 4 года назад +40

    5:18 as a colonel I'm sure he seems pretty much experienced with gun handling, notice his other hand gripping on the other as if he was trying to stop himself?? O.o

  • @slugintub2642
    @slugintub2642 5 лет назад +821

    “When the ground starts shooting up lighting, I’ll let you know!”- George, 2017

    • @Wolf-vy2gu
      @Wolf-vy2gu 4 года назад +33

      The best Part is that that's actually the direction lightning comes from

    • @Biohazardous453
      @Biohazardous453 3 года назад +7

      Actually the best part is the entire time the 1911's hammer is not cooked and the safety is on

  • @IHopegood
    @IHopegood 5 лет назад +1249

    Celine: Homo Necrosis
    Colonel: EXACTLY!! hence the guns...
    Abe: THAT IS NOT "HENCE THE GUNS"
    Butler: *STOP WAVING THOSE BLOODY GUNS AROUND*
    Colonel, Abe & Chef: (waves guns & ladle excessively)
    Me: XD

    • @ToffiDoesArt
      @ToffiDoesArt 3 года назад +5

      WAITT! What is it is just necrosis...no homo? *dabs*

    • @coocoocrazy6451
      @coocoocrazy6451 3 года назад +2

      Dam hope your face is feeling alright after having it on *XD*

    • @slimegirl4099
      @slimegirl4099 3 года назад +4

      0:33

  • @vibin9626
    @vibin9626 7 лет назад +478

    Tyler: stop waving those bloody guns around!
    *everyone waves their gun (and ladle) at Tyler*

  • @Pharaohxp
    @Pharaohxp 3 года назад +82

    The Chef: "With those beaty little eyes"
    The Butler: "And wearing those rags "
    The Detective:"Maybe I shouldn't have trusted someone so gorgeous. "
    The Colonel: "I'll pass"
    The Watchers-
    :Wait what?
    :I thought I looked good
    :Oh thank you, I think?
    :Oh ok

    • @zimmygirl777
      @zimmygirl777 3 года назад +5

      It’s not my fault that I hardly blink. My shirt is slashed because it looks cool. Thank you for saying I’m gorgeous.😺👻

  • @VideoGameNews
    @VideoGameNews 7 лет назад +1999

    Chapter 3 is Awesome!!! Can't wait for chapter 4.

    • @JaxsonVSGames
      @JaxsonVSGames 7 лет назад +2

      Video Game News me neither I can't wait to watch the 4th chapter of who killed Markiplier

    • @snowypewpew184
      @snowypewpew184 7 лет назад +3

      OFF2545 I have a feeling it has to do with Darkiplier and maybe even AntiSepticEye.

    • @JaxsonVSGames
      @JaxsonVSGames 7 лет назад +2

      Or its probably both Darkiplier and Antisepticeye

    • @megaman123exe3
      @megaman123exe3 7 лет назад

      *gasp* i...is that you!!!!!

    • @wyvard3435
      @wyvard3435 7 лет назад +2

      Darkselene is coming !!

  • @westleycaffeine436
    @westleycaffeine436 7 лет назад +230

    "And wearing those rags"
    Wow buttler . So _rude_

    • @jurassicworldfan1
      @jurassicworldfan1 7 лет назад +3

      West Moon Wolf I watched this with my pajamas on,,

    • @sydneyautumn9009
      @sydneyautumn9009 7 лет назад +1

      West Moon Wolf Me too.Just because I'm wearing a light blue v neck and jeans do sent mean I'm wearing rags.

    • @NocturnalDecay
      @NocturnalDecay 6 лет назад +2

      I AM NOT WEARING RAGS
      I HAPPEN TO THINK POLKA DOT PAJAMAS ARE QUITE FASHIONABLE

    • @zimmygirl777
      @zimmygirl777 3 года назад +1

      Don’t judge me for buying my clothes from Hot Topic. I’m actually richer than my parents.😾👻🤖🐶💀💵

  • @zoeyquinn8855
    @zoeyquinn8855 3 года назад +36

    9:00 "lightning is the sky business! Look at the ground, when the ground start shoot up lighting I'll let ya know!" I AM WHEEZING 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Bob.bobargh
    @Bob.bobargh 4 года назад +295

    "Homo necrosis!"
    "Exactly, hence the guns!" *Wiggles gun around fiercely*

    • @Lunamoon648
      @Lunamoon648 3 года назад

      I know gets me every time 🤣

    • @lobotomyforeplay
      @lobotomyforeplay 3 года назад

      The way he says it makes me giggle like maniac

    • @TheTrueDuchess
      @TheTrueDuchess 2 года назад

      That is not "hence the guns!" *wiggles gun around as well*

    • @michaelm3461
      @michaelm3461 2 года назад

      @@TheTrueDuchess Stop waving those bloody guns around!

    • @BlueFlameBird
      @BlueFlameBird 2 года назад +1

      @@michaelm3461 *waves laddle*

  • @chimkennungey8167
    @chimkennungey8167 6 лет назад +876

    *There are forces much darker than this!*
    Me: liiiiike.... Darkiplier? (Dun Dun Duuuuun)

  • @paperjamdrawer2006
    @paperjamdrawer2006 6 лет назад +298

    Colonel: “Mur-doc?”
    Me: “GORILLAZ?!?!”

  • @bretttyson7840
    @bretttyson7840 4 года назад +29

    2:19 tylers silent chucle and then acting like nothing happened is just hillarious

  • @KandiRockstar
    @KandiRockstar 5 лет назад +556

    "And you had better pray to god that that reason never comes to part.. " *house explodes with light* "THAT THERES THE REASON!!!" Idk why but I died XD

    • @danieloceansmith3156
      @danieloceansmith3156 4 года назад +17

      Psycho Saber I think it’s cus it one of those
      “you just had to say it... didn’t you” moments.
      I agree wholeheartedly

    • @katobrien6839
      @katobrien6839 4 года назад +3

      Me too 🤣

    • @slimegirl4099
      @slimegirl4099 4 года назад +2

      Same

    • @honey_Badger4123
      @honey_Badger4123 4 года назад +4

      I was about to comment on that part but saw you did already 😂😂

  • @isabellefernandez2518
    @isabellefernandez2518 6 лет назад +281

    “murder”
    “For the last time stop saying that word!”
    Me: Murder murder murder

    • @MILOEBA
      @MILOEBA 6 лет назад +2

      Isabelle Fernandez when I said murder my dog panicked for some reason

    • @catsarethebest4476
      @catsarethebest4476 6 лет назад +2

      Me: murder murder murder murder murder murdery murder :3

    • @broookee.
      @broookee. 6 лет назад +3

      **lightning intensifies**

  • @alienwithatp8861
    @alienwithatp8861 4 года назад +310

    “When the ground starts shooting up lightning. I’ll let you know!” 😂😂

  • @0rangeeccentric
    @0rangeeccentric 2 года назад +33

    10:53 Notice how Selene is spliting light into Red Blue and White. This is the first appearance of Darkiplier, either in Selene's Body, or Actor Mark's Broken Body.

  • @invertedscrxbz9570
    @invertedscrxbz9570 5 лет назад +208

    Damien to Selene 2017- “Just be careful!” Damien to Selene 2019- Just be careful...”

  • @SprintToggle
    @SprintToggle 5 лет назад +1015

    2:25 Oh sure, pick on the mute kid. R00D

  • @dancingdoodles8218
    @dancingdoodles8218 6 лет назад +1902

    "Murder-" BOOOOOMMM *lightning sounds*
    "Mur-dock?"
    "Molarky?"
    "Marco-"
    Me: POLO REEEEEEEE *thunder*

    • @lillianheath9666
      @lillianheath9666 5 лет назад +17

      Me: Mar...co? *sobs*
      friend: *pats my back* ignore her. she's been, uh, traumatized.

    • @portablerefrigerator4902
      @portablerefrigerator4902 5 лет назад +6

      Murdoc! When did the gorillaz return!?

    • @alexabaeza4110
      @alexabaeza4110 5 лет назад +3

      i love this small group of people right here

    • @alexabaeza4110
      @alexabaeza4110 5 лет назад +3

      Gorillaz attack on Titan and mark is just yes 😂😭

    • @soshsiajajsjs7275
      @soshsiajajsjs7275 5 лет назад +1

      Portable Refrigerator idk

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED 3 года назад +28

    "Well Mother Nature doesn't really strike me as murderous, unless you count the time I was sucked into that Boardgame Jumanji-"
    Ah, now I remember where I saw that face,
    William "Van Pelt" Barnum [1:07]

  • @theroaringduck1366
    @theroaringduck1366 5 лет назад +435

    "you have far greater part in all of this"
    Me sitting with a bag of Doritos in my face: " yeah I probably do."

    • @Johnwicklover1994
      @Johnwicklover1994 4 года назад +5

      I’m eating Lays Potato Chips lmao

    • @thisisauniquename
      @thisisauniquename 4 года назад +2

      I'm eating spagooter

    • @thedyingmeme6
      @thedyingmeme6 3 года назад +1

      Me, shoving 37 tic-tacs into my face: mhm yeah sure

    • @jessica-mh3os
      @jessica-mh3os 3 года назад +1

      me eating chocolate biscuits in my pjs: oh fr?

  • @kylejackson4610
    @kylejackson4610 7 лет назад +753

    Jim is risking his life and the life of his crew, working tirelessly trying to find answers to this murder like the great, award winning journalist he is while you guys are at home, commenting on a video, guessing who killed mark. Be more like Jim, Jim. Jim out.

    • @Sesshomarusfox
      @Sesshomarusfox 7 лет назад +1

      I think the jims are just drunks XD

    • @sonicfind
      @sonicfind 7 лет назад +2

      And exactly what I was expecting, the Detective was practicing how he was gonna apprehend the Colonel during that whole gun thing at the end of last episode.

    • @matthewdotten517
      @matthewdotten517 7 лет назад

      Kyle Jackson i

    • @neojames3290
      @neojames3290 7 лет назад

      @Kyle Jackson STOP, FOR BLOODY CHRIST'S SAKE, MENTIONING THAT WORD!!!

    • @humblekaleidoscope
      @humblekaleidoscope 7 лет назад +5

      jim had a jam, a jam named jim. jim's jam named jim made jim jim. jim liked jims jam, but jims jam didnt jim. one day, jims friend james came along. jims jam named jim was so jammed by james the she jumped on jim. jim was jammed by jims jam while jims friend james watched jims jam jump jim. (i clearly dont know what i'm talking about)

  • @tickinq7343
    @tickinq7343 7 лет назад +325

    9:18 Does anyone else find it suspicious that when the groundskeeper said "murder" there was no lightning? I personally don't think the groundskeeper committed the crime, but i'm sure he will play an important role in all of this.

    • @bddbdwbej
      @bddbdwbej 7 лет назад +5

      Same, I noticed that!

    • @Yvette3xe
      @Yvette3xe 7 лет назад

      Oh shoot!

    • @kbingo5135
      @kbingo5135 7 лет назад +28

      That stuck out like a sore thumb to me. The groundskeeper said "murder" twice and there was no lightning. I highly doubt that was a mistake.

    • @JerryLantz
      @JerryLantz 7 лет назад +6

      Yeah, that caught my attention as well. He definitely knows something

    • @bread01169
      @bread01169 7 лет назад +1

      Hey I wasn't the only one

  • @thekaardman9885
    @thekaardman9885 4 года назад +11

    "in THOSE rags?"
    Are you judging my penguin pajamas?

    • @zimmygirl777
      @zimmygirl777 3 года назад +2

      He talking about my GIR shirt?🤖🐶😾👻

  • @jawrilla
    @jawrilla 7 лет назад +118

    2:56
    I WON'T STAND FOR IT!
    *stands up*

  • @ironjazz39
    @ironjazz39 7 лет назад +1349

    The lightning doesn’t go off when groundskeeper says “murder!”

    • @KAINE727
      @KAINE727 7 лет назад +95

      IornJazz because he never been in the house

    • @mertdunver8568
      @mertdunver8568 7 лет назад +66

      Because he is grounding the lightning

    • @falloutboisumbish9409
      @falloutboisumbish9409 7 лет назад +13

      IornJazz
      He's the murderer

    • @Novamancer
      @Novamancer 7 лет назад +31

      *lightning strikes as you say the word*

    • @GotezRGames
      @GotezRGames 7 лет назад +2

      IornJazz I noticed that too lol

  • @tonnergaming2370
    @tonnergaming2370 6 лет назад +128

    STOP WAVING THOSE BLOODY GUNS AROUND! :chef waves the spoon xD

  • @zboy1152
    @zboy1152 4 года назад +12

    2:25 "you've been awful quiet throughout this whole thing"
    *Well I can't physically talk through the screen now can I?*

  • @evilboobookin8970
    @evilboobookin8970 7 лет назад +642

    4:55 Along with other great mystical and psychic objects, she beholds the great _Magic 8 Ball_

  • @saltustic
    @saltustic 7 лет назад +121

    2:36 " i'll pass " killed me.XDDD

    • @6pades
      @6pades 7 лет назад +1

      i love everything about your profile omgg

    • @kaylee3155
      @kaylee3155 7 лет назад +1

      The Game Detective SAME

    • @ibrahimkasim8935
      @ibrahimkasim8935 2 года назад +1

      R.I.P

  • @beegibbs
    @beegibbs 6 лет назад +156

    "And wearing those rags?" :( Ouch Tyler.
    "Maybe I shouldn't have trusted someone so goddamn gorgeous." I mean, I know this is a story and he can't actually see me but that caught me way off guard and was surprisingly flattering.

    • @jerrin1528
      @jerrin1528 6 лет назад

      Bri Routhier I'm a fat 13 year old with pimples and a unibrow

  • @lauram1566
    @lauram1566 3 года назад +9

    ok at 10:28 that lighting got me REALLY good my soul said:Logged OutXD

  • @ellie1878
    @ellie1878 7 лет назад +460

    "Mark is dead.. like my hopes and dreams.." Saaame

  • @williamwright4813
    @williamwright4813 7 лет назад +837

    Anyone else hoping Mark comes back from the dead and shouts,
    *B---- I'm FABULOUS!*

  • @rtfnf
    @rtfnf 5 лет назад +595

    “Being thrust into this series of unfortunate events”
    So... your saying count Olaf is the murderer?

    • @jadawells7537
      @jadawells7537 4 года назад +36

      Look away look away

    • @shroomish4937
      @shroomish4937 4 года назад +34

      LOOOK AWAYYYYYY, LOOOOOOK AWAYYYYYYYY

    • @k-boi420
      @k-boi420 4 года назад +8

      *THUNDER*

    • @conflictbrooks
      @conflictbrooks 4 года назад +34

      fun fact, in one of the original concepts for this series, the detective was going to have a false hand that could be swapped out for different tools, such as a magnifying glass, as a nod to the hook-handed character in a series of unfortunate events.

    • @shroomish4937
      @shroomish4937 4 года назад +6

      @@conflictbrooks I love that

  • @nicanyounot
    @nicanyounot 2 года назад +7

    Butler: “And with those rags? Pff.”
    Me, in Cloak merch: -_-

  • @sammijonjevic1287
    @sammijonjevic1287 6 лет назад +184

    the Chef is a big mood

  • @MonkiEatBanana
    @MonkiEatBanana 4 года назад +109

    "I won't stand for it!"
    **Stands**

  • @softfie
    @softfie 7 лет назад +273

    Well that escalated quickly.

  • @effietrinket5699
    @effietrinket5699 5 лет назад +727

    Celine: I need to commune with the dead
    Detective: That doesn't sound like a good idea
    Celine: Well it's a good thing I don't need your permission
    Me: =)

  • @yaryardays4420
    @yaryardays4420 7 лет назад +234

    markiplier should be a freaking actor

    • @KaffeREAL
      @KaffeREAL 7 лет назад +19

      FrannyGranny he's dead he can't act

    • @dachiuwu
      @dachiuwu 6 лет назад +1

      AGREED

  • @Spencerar
    @Spencerar 6 лет назад +403

    WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT. SO WAIT. Lemme see. In the first chapter, when Mark was killed, there was no Colonel to be found. Then when we go and find the colonel, Mark's body ends up missing. Then in this chapter, the Colonel says, "I will not be called a murderer in my own home!" And if you look through the last two chapters, Mark and the Colonel aren't in the same room, or on camera together. So I think that Mark never actually died, and that the Colonel IS Mark!

    • @graced9637
      @graced9637 6 лет назад +65

      Or that theyre played by the same person

    • @nicolassantos6047
      @nicolassantos6047 6 лет назад +33

      AnimAnimations Close, it’s the Mayor who’s Mark, and the Colonel is Wilford Warfstache

    • @AceOfHearts95
      @AceOfHearts95 6 лет назад +17

      yeah neither are the mayor and mark
      cause their all played by mark

    • @LunaStarlight35
      @LunaStarlight35 6 лет назад +1

      0_0 you're right! That might be it!

    • @retiredyoutuber804
      @retiredyoutuber804 6 лет назад +1

      Ok so this ia how it is mark possesed him

  • @reynaweber7222
    @reynaweber7222 3 года назад +14

    All I’ve learned from this is that Markiplier doesn’t know how lightning works, it does go from the ground up.

  • @jaygonzalez8309
    @jaygonzalez8309 7 лет назад +326

    I saw the series of unfortunate events reference.
    And th jumanji one too

    • @shaelynnthecancerousfurry4434
      @shaelynnthecancerousfurry4434 7 лет назад +1

      R E F E R E N C E S

    • @strawbunnee2547
      @strawbunnee2547 7 лет назад +1

      Jay Gonzalez IKR!!!

    • @Tu5gs
      @Tu5gs 6 лет назад +1

      Jay Gonzalez I saw the unfortunate events

    • @aclamp79
      @aclamp79 6 лет назад +1

      I thought someone had to have a comment on it!!! THEY HAD TO

    • @zacman4395
      @zacman4395 6 лет назад +1

      Wait where is the unfortunate events reference?

  • @trickytreyperfected1482
    @trickytreyperfected1482 6 лет назад +124

    "When the ground starts shooting up lightning, I'll let you know"
    Well, lighting, while created by a rapid drop of electrons from the top to the bottom of a cloud, does actually start from the ground up.

  • @camiroshan1566
    @camiroshan1566 4 года назад +9

    2:20 tyler is laughing realizes hes in the frame and stops lmao

  • @dontexistanymorewithin6534
    @dontexistanymorewithin6534 6 лет назад +390

    ...”Marco” (the butler is literally my favorite character so far XD!)

  • @firockfinion3326
    @firockfinion3326 7 лет назад +207

    The lightning doesn't strike when the groundskeeper says "murder". Interesting...

    • @juliusadrianne2191
      @juliusadrianne2191 7 лет назад +1

      Firock Finion uhmm what time

    • @firockfinion3326
      @firockfinion3326 7 лет назад +5

      About 9:18, and about 9:57.

    • @noormashal7166
      @noormashal7166 7 лет назад +3

      Firock Finion he wasn't in the house during the murder

    • @juliusadrianne2191
      @juliusadrianne2191 7 лет назад +4

      Noor Mashal but the detective said "murder" too and he is OUTSIDE THE HOUSE too, have a thunder

    • @lilytaylor8768
      @lilytaylor8768 7 лет назад +1

      I noticed this, I was thinking it was either because e had nothing to do with it or that dark has possessed him therefore the lightning wouldn’t go off

  • @viviannoah8039
    @viviannoah8039 7 лет назад +491

    Dead like my hopes and dreams
    Same

  • @Cha0ticGh0ul
    @Cha0ticGh0ul 4 года назад +15

    Butler: "and with those rags? Pfff"
    Me: * sitting here in my batman fuzzy pants and solid black t-shirt * well dang, that was rude bro...

    • @zimmygirl777
      @zimmygirl777 3 года назад +2

      (wearing Invader Zim shirt) Well, _I_ like it.🤖🐶

  • @alext2536
    @alext2536 6 лет назад +694

    Maybe I shouldn’t have trusted someone so god damn gorgeous.
    Hmm I wonder who’s behind the camera.... OH.

  • @RetroBeetle
    @RetroBeetle 7 лет назад +486

    Oh boy. Where to start.
    So there's a pretty good chance it was Damien. He stayed behind toward the end and seemed pretty focused on being with Selene.
    As for Selene, I'm uncertain whether it's her, despite the ending. She's certainly wonky, no doubt about that, but she also seems very cautious. She keeps telling everyone to refrain from saying 'murder' and believes this story is only a part of the full occurrence.
    George the groundskeeper was clearly unknown to both the Butler and the Detective. That may sound suspicious, but remember he says he's not gone in the manor for 15 years and he's not going to give up that "winning streak," hinting that some greater force lies within the building, be it Markiplier or some other person.
    Now, the fans have been theorizing about whether or not the Colonel and Damien are Wilford Warfstache and Darkiplier, respectively. While we don't have any evidence for Wilford, we do have a possible clue at the very end: the lights. Every time Darkiplier has appeared since his return in A Date with Markiplier, the lights have turned to very specific colors. The middle of everything looks grayscale while the left and right sides of everything look blue and red. As we run up the stairs to find Selene, the whole video takes on this appearance.
    Now, Mark has stated in the past that it's very hard for him to create these Darkiplier scenes, so the fact that the same lights show up here can't just be a coincidence. If you brighten the channel's current profile image, you even get a picture of what looks like Darkiplier! Not to mention the light coming from behind Selene, the fact that Damien is only wearing black (fancy, tidy black, I might add), and I think I heard someone say Damien was the name Dark uses when posing as a human. Very incriminating evidence, but we may need more still.
    I'm almost certain the Detective, Butler, and Chef are okay. We still don't know a whole lot about ourselves yet, so I think I'll need to wait for Part 4 on the 13th (don't think I didn't notice that, Mark).
    There is also a chance Markiplier is still alive. Just keep that in mind.

    • @MKVProcrastinator
      @MKVProcrastinator 7 лет назад +24

      Wow. I've never really paid attention to the things about Darkiplier, so those are some really good catches. I never even paid attention to Mark's profile picture having been changed.

    • @owenmuscat9534
      @owenmuscat9534 7 лет назад +6

      RetroBeetle Bravo you amazed me on spot!👏👏

    • @kayleedawnsalmon995
      @kayleedawnsalmon995 7 лет назад +4

      RetroBeetle fantastic analysis! These are all great points. Can't wait for part 4 so we can hopefully have some answers

    • @tomtomhrair8158
      @tomtomhrair8158 7 лет назад +4

      RetroBeetle ooooooooohhh w o w. so cool. and if you watched the last video on wkm.com, there is also a riddle with Jim brothers. And also the Detective, at least as I see it, feels quilty for every of his partners' deaths (i dunno, i just see that scene as praying and saying sorry to all of them). Unfortunately, I can't listen close enough to what Jim says at that moment, but I think it'not as important as the fact that he's also involved in spirit-related stuff. And he's also so obsessed with revealing the truth... I would say, to the point where it's unhealthy.

    • @Blackbutlergrl
      @Blackbutlergrl 7 лет назад +6

      OMG!!!!! What if Darkiplier is the Mayor and Celine is his lover?! Or maybe it's just that Darkiplier is in Celine. Idk.. I LIKE THE FIRST OPTION!!!!

  • @HaRleYqUiNn-bi7wd
    @HaRleYqUiNn-bi7wd 5 лет назад +369

    Celine : stop saying that word
    Chef : do you mean murder ⚡️
    Colonel : mur...doch?
    Detective : malarkey
    Butler : Marco ⚡️⛈
    Celine : ENOUGH💢

    • @Aswdfrl
      @Aswdfrl 4 года назад +2

      MURLER

    • @alexandriapape208
      @alexandriapape208 4 года назад +4

      Colonel: Mur...doc?
      That’s a reference to Murdoc from Gorillaz!

    • @lunardream6021
      @lunardream6021 4 года назад +2

      ally pape or Daredevil

    • @ninetailedfox79
      @ninetailedfox79 4 года назад +5

      Was I the only one who said ‘polo’ when he said ‘Marco’?

  • @gummygoo2
    @gummygoo2 4 года назад +17

    2:15 hehe Tyler's face hehehe

  • @HeroicAge616
    @HeroicAge616 7 лет назад +1301

    Who else got the Jumanji reference?

    • @Scotix_
      @Scotix_ 7 лет назад +4

      The Comic Kid yea i got it 😂

    • @TheSquonkOfPillingerForest
      @TheSquonkOfPillingerForest 7 лет назад +9

      The Comic Kid who couldn't have gotten it?

    • @vodkazingo
      @vodkazingo 7 лет назад +12

      Now that I look at it, it does look like that dude who tried to kill the main character with a rifle then an AA-12 shotgun. Haha

    • @alicial16
      @alicial16 7 лет назад +12

      The Comic Kid 😂 I knew that there was a reference for the colonel but I didn't realize that it was jumanji 😂

    • @LittleMcGriddle
      @LittleMcGriddle 7 лет назад +4

      holy shit ...i did ...i'm so fricken happy

  • @mattmorrison6656
    @mattmorrison6656 7 лет назад +279

    No matter how guilty the Colonel seems...it's still Tyler

    • @guichabanaano27
      @guichabanaano27 7 лет назад +7

      Mo Morrison Of course, he's the butler and butlers are always the murderers

    • @ZOOPXOWO
      @ZOOPXOWO 7 лет назад

      Mo Morrison YUPP

    • @gloriannakingsbury3624
      @gloriannakingsbury3624 7 лет назад

      I think it was the detective or the butler

    • @angelawintering6201
      @angelawintering6201 7 лет назад +4

      THERE WAS NO LIGHTNING WHEN THE GROUNDSKEEPER SAID MURDER

    • @Darkstander
      @Darkstander 7 лет назад

      I think the pope did it

  • @alexa_leitsss6900
    @alexa_leitsss6900 6 лет назад +695

    A series of Unfortnunate events

    • @elijahjp2158
      @elijahjp2158 6 лет назад +14

      Oof its Alexa I love that book series! And with it on Netflix, even better!

    • @aspa3318
      @aspa3318 6 лет назад +12

      I wonder if that was a reference....

    • @Pidge654
      @Pidge654 6 лет назад +6

      i hope it was

    • @fanmakertelegenics
      @fanmakertelegenics 6 лет назад +5

      William and the terrible, horrible, no good very bad day.

    • @ziabethel7871
      @ziabethel7871 6 лет назад +13

      LOok aWAy LoOk AWWAAAYY there’s nothing but horror and inconvenience on the way
      Ask any stable person should I watch and they will say