Sick Bao Goes FULL CØØMER

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  • Опубликовано: 16 ноя 2024
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Комментарии • 126

  • @Vid_Katt
    @Vid_Katt Год назад +336

    She isn’t trying to hide her insanity at this point

    • @ResidentWeevil2077
      @ResidentWeevil2077 Год назад +26

      Insane with lust holy hell

    • @ErikPT
      @ErikPT Год назад +17

      Bold of you to assume she ever could.

    • @xarezarcs4125
      @xarezarcs4125 Год назад

      I dont think there’d be much point anymore

  • @alexangels
    @alexangels Год назад +262

    Don’t think anyone can fix her but they can definitely control her

  • @LucidFlameX
    @LucidFlameX Год назад +135

    She thinks she's entering her third hyperfixation.
    Honey, I think you dove off the deep end a while back.

  • @etherealhawk
    @etherealhawk Год назад +318

    I'm a 6'5" British military guy. So close to the sun

  • @ErikPT
    @ErikPT Год назад +184

    Bao is not degenerate she is downright otherworldly down bad

  • @PayneCabal1
    @PayneCabal1 Год назад +41

    "A 6'10" Austrian war criminal corking me in the back" Quality entertainment right here. *favorited*

  • @Samgularity
    @Samgularity Год назад +69

    I jokingly said "i want to make her worse" one stream but... i think any worse would be criminal

    • @Freekymoho
      @Freekymoho Год назад +3

      She is inches away from jail

  • @TheChristmasNinja12
    @TheChristmasNinja12 Год назад +79

    I think the third hyperfixation is entering her....

    • @davidquinn5955
      @davidquinn5955 Год назад +4

      call of duty shoot a mans, wolf man, and what else?

    • @glarnboudin4462
      @glarnboudin4462 Год назад +17

      Nothing’s entering her that’s her problem.

  • @jennih261
    @jennih261 Год назад +34

    imagin the pure christian soldier who sees THIS crawlin up to him & thinks he's beein attacked by a succubus. i think he'd legit start crying xD

    • @ResidentWeevil2077
      @ResidentWeevil2077 Год назад +2

      Reminds me of one vid on Newgrounds by Derpixon, I believe it's called "Fandeltales: The Cursed Prince". That's essentially what Bao became lmfao

  • @BouncingTribbles
    @BouncingTribbles Год назад +53

    I remember a couple years ago everyone thought 6'3 was tall, lol, now everywhere I turn it's 6'5 this and 6'10 that

    • @CrazeeAdam
      @CrazeeAdam Год назад +8

      people quite honestly have some odd fantasies.. like if people want people that tall.. they're talking about like, quite literally like less than 1% in the world are 6'5" or taller.. if people want someone who is 6' or taller we are still talking about only 14% IN THE WORLD... meaning.. in your given country.. you're really not likely to find either... but good luck to those who are looking

    • @GoodOleDFT
      @GoodOleDFT Год назад +6

      Meanwhile, in reality, 5'11" still is and will likely continue to be pretty tall.

    • @Bussy-Hunter
      @Bussy-Hunter Год назад +6

      @@CrazeeAdam It depends on the country. 6' is super rare in Japan, but very common in the Nordic countries like Scandinavia. But yeah, 6'5" and up being someone's preference is just kink shit.

    • @dana-wrath
      @dana-wrath 11 месяцев назад

      to be fair lorewise könig is supposed to be insanely tall (i think even more than ghost) but 6'10 seems impossible

  • @pandagosyndicate9120
    @pandagosyndicate9120 Год назад +68

    Well then....NNN is starting off with a bang huh?

    • @ResidentWeevil2077
      @ResidentWeevil2077 Год назад +10

      A bang? THIS IS A GATDAMN COOM TSUNAMI

    • @ErikPT
      @ErikPT Год назад +1

      As a wise woman said: nonstop nut November

    • @fiscarton92
      @fiscarton92 Год назад +1

      It isn’t for her.

  • @JD3Gamer
    @JD3Gamer Год назад +63

    I desperately need to see Yuzu's reaction to this

    • @RandalXVI
      @RandalXVI Год назад +5

      Shell probably just do her yuzu screech

  • @yedhukrishna855
    @yedhukrishna855 Год назад +102

    Ok thats enough internet for today

  • @FrancisCabatit
    @FrancisCabatit Год назад +16

    Remind me again next time NEVER to watch anything BAO related while in public without headsetd ❤😂

  • @bgrego88
    @bgrego88 Год назад +8

    After watching literally a minute of this i realize im not that down bad

  • @20mobyhuge02
    @20mobyhuge02 Год назад +9

    What I show people before saying "she's just like me fr fr":

  • @Rurik_Luci
    @Rurik_Luci Год назад +12

    I'm too tall to be here. I must flee

  • @ozarazil5745
    @ozarazil5745 Год назад +16

    Yuzu benis confirmed? xD Yuzu ovipositor caught in 4k xD

  • @Afrochilla
    @Afrochilla Год назад +14

    Keep watching Baobble Buddies, this isn't even her final form...

  • @samuelclayhills3298
    @samuelclayhills3298 Год назад +4

    Well at least the austrian war criminal wasen't you know that guy.

  • @pandamoniumsan
    @pandamoniumsan Год назад +15

    do not wish for taller men
    ask to be shorter women

  • @ResidentWeevil2077
    @ResidentWeevil2077 Год назад +22

    Y'know, it occurred to me Bao is the complete opposite of Projekt Melody, and I don't know how to feel about that 😶

    • @AlexRaylight
      @AlexRaylight Год назад +6

      We need to combine them and obtain the ultimate lewdtuber!

  • @aokyoutsuki7744
    @aokyoutsuki7744 Год назад +6

    That inflation is just hilarious in action

  • @Just_a_guy_who_likes_stuff
    @Just_a_guy_who_likes_stuff Год назад +13

    Certified Bao moment

  • @Menuki
    @Menuki Год назад +26

    Is this a fever reality?

  • @ottovonnekpunch1268
    @ottovonnekpunch1268 Год назад +15

    Bao should REALLY think about what her heart is asking for! Especially when you consider Bao doesn't break 5'5" in height (see recent Vegas pix). And that would make each guy a full foot taller than her. And each guy is close to nearly 100 pounds above her of weight, as well! Now consider she WANTS a whole SQUAD of them buggers! Bao's time as a "Barrack's Bunny" waifu would be legendary... OK, end dream sequence and print! 3D hologram vids are a crazy thing, yo...

  • @solsy
    @solsy Год назад +22

    Bao is crazy 🤯

  • @elina6969
    @elina6969 Год назад +187

    I love how Yuzu's model's lips are moving like she's speaking but Bao took away her voice

    • @Sullysully5
      @Sullysully5 Год назад +3

      I like how that is the only thing you comment on…

    • @Ars3nic.
      @Ars3nic. 11 месяцев назад

      bao is ursula and it’s canon

  • @Mastermind8908
    @Mastermind8908 Год назад +25

    I think Bao is having an Ambien moment. She's so wracked with fever that she doesn't realize what's she's saying on stream.
    Melody, come save this poor girl before she ends up on the hub.

    • @fiscarton92
      @fiscarton92 Год назад +3

      This comment didn’t age well. Especially with how the Vegas trip turned out.

    • @bored_person
      @bored_person Год назад +1

      ​@@fiscarton92What happened?

    • @fiscarton92
      @fiscarton92 Год назад +8

      @@bored_person Bao drooled over some group, private security or something, and asked for pictures with them bluntly because they were handsome and muscular. She apparently made it super obvious that she wanted to help them unload a few rounds according to both her and Numi. I don’t know if she said that much specifically, I just know what Numi and Bao said about it. Considering even she remembers that and full on admits it means she wasn’t influenced by anything other than her natural horniness (and Modern Warfare 2).

  • @wraithwrecker_
    @wraithwrecker_ Год назад +8

    I think I'm actually afraid of Bao at this point.

  • @Sullysully5
    @Sullysully5 Год назад +5

    Did I ever tell you the definition of internetsanity?

  • @JellyoooDonut3
    @JellyoooDonut3 Год назад +3

    I'm just gonna save this video for later , for no particular reason

  • @jayabegglen4665
    @jayabegglen4665 Год назад +3

    She’s participating in the other one: NSNN

  • @Mognezun71
    @Mognezun71 11 месяцев назад +1

    Ironhide: You feeling lucky punk?
    Bao: 1:31

  • @TheGrace020
    @TheGrace020 Год назад +6

    Bao kinda real for this 😭

  • @myonlyfriendtheend4958
    @myonlyfriendtheend4958 Год назад +5

    No one tel her about the cold weather sleep system
    Please I beg you

  • @FlyingSaucerD
    @FlyingSaucerD Год назад +9

    5'11" dutch military guy here but i do have a lot of tac gear and i'm told that counts for something

  • @AcediaRex
    @AcediaRex Год назад +22

    ok ban Bao

  • @davanmar7731
    @davanmar7731 Год назад +9

    What have i just watched? I feel so confused

  • @lenk2204
    @lenk2204 Год назад +4

    Yuzu's face went to a post nut clarity

  • @xWatexx
    @xWatexx Год назад +2

    Here I thought that I, at 6’0”, was tall.

  • @dylanparrott8347
    @dylanparrott8347 Год назад +2

    I love yuzu kinda mouthing bao's typical shegigans in this clip

  • @LtSimonRiley
    @LtSimonRiley 10 месяцев назад

    I didn’t know what gooner meant at all or knew about that word until today

  • @mlpb
    @mlpb Год назад +1

    by the 1:40 mark I was appalled and lost for words.

  • @Xemnase
    @Xemnase Год назад +5

    ok Ban Bao

  • @Sirento
    @Sirento Год назад +1

    2:05 please make it stop 🫣🫠

  • @ThatMikeYouTube
    @ThatMikeYouTube Год назад +4

    A 6'10" HITLER?!

  • @FutureAIDev2015
    @FutureAIDev2015 6 месяцев назад

    I don't understand the thing with women being more likely to be super attracted to really tall men...

  • @jameshamilton1181
    @jameshamilton1181 Год назад +1

    Aaaw i love Bao.... he he

  • @Circ00mspice
    @Circ00mspice Год назад

    DON'T GIVE THIS GIRL UK CITIZENSHIP SO SHE CAN JOIN SAS

  • @arkardomx
    @arkardomx Год назад +2

    Yes... Goes...

  • @xzenitramx666
    @xzenitramx666 Год назад +2

    Thisis why numi and bao sre going to end up marrying in a couple of years.

  • @johnhurley8918
    @johnhurley8918 Год назад +1

    Dear lord....................

  • @tonnenpanda
    @tonnenpanda Год назад +1

    I think, she needs help

  • @flan-z8m
    @flan-z8m Год назад +1

    What am I listening... 💀

  • @pharlap12
    @pharlap12 11 месяцев назад

    Did I just hear "S'il Vous Plait" by Otoboke Beaver at the end!? Is Bao an Otoboke Beaver fan!?!

  • @simplyskrypt3914
    @simplyskrypt3914 7 месяцев назад

    bao, moderation? hahahaha thats a good one. clearly that mustve been a first time viewer XD

  • @arcadius3257
    @arcadius3257 10 месяцев назад +1

    At this point she might as well do the same thing Projekt Melody does on the side.
    Shes already putting actual cam girls to shame with how degen she is 😅

  • @Vaporeon_Did-you-know
    @Vaporeon_Did-you-know 11 месяцев назад

    I remember watching her youtube debut. Still wondering what the hell happend

  • @jakepfrag
    @jakepfrag Год назад +17

    I have never been so turned off. Clips like this put NNN on easy mode.

  • @64_jhex
    @64_jhex 3 месяца назад

    Sick whale ft. Mute moth and CosmicDragussy

  • @dusk2308
    @dusk2308 Год назад +1

    my streamer

  • @stechuskaktus3577
    @stechuskaktus3577 Год назад +4

    Didn't know the painter was 6'10...

    • @fiscarton92
      @fiscarton92 Год назад

      When did she mention a painter?

  • @bomjus1706
    @bomjus1706 Год назад +4

    who is the austrian man? i assume british man is ghost?
    also, didn't you used to put the vod link in the description roach? Susge

  • @forsert7679
    @forsert7679 11 месяцев назад +2

    is she talking about hitler?

  • @Leg3nd-27
    @Leg3nd-27 Год назад

    Ok, ban Bao

  • @Ryme_VT
    @Ryme_VT Год назад +1

    Would

  • @Audiojack_
    @Audiojack_ Год назад

    What the

  • @celsickselcisk2306
    @celsickselcisk2306 Год назад +4

    0:44 she meaning the famous austrian painter?

    • @nal4883
      @nal4883 Год назад +21

      She's talking about Ghost from Call of Duty Ghosts

    • @celsickselcisk2306
      @celsickselcisk2306 Год назад +12

      ​@@nal4883ah a lesser war criminal

    • @nal4883
      @nal4883 Год назад

      yes precisely@@celsickselcisk2306

    • @Garl_Vinland
      @Garl_Vinland Год назад +3

      They made Ghost Austrian? Lmao what we’re they thinking, he’s the most popular… smdh

  • @Noooiiiissseee
    @Noooiiiissseee Год назад +1

    Bruh I don't even have headphones don't do this to me