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  • @steeloptic
    @steeloptic 5 лет назад +4719

    i just say through 31 minutes and 51 seconds of tiktoks and didn't even realise how long it was omg

    • @lmTrashT-T
      @lmTrashT-T 5 лет назад +73

      I didn't realize it until I saw your comment 😂

    • @The_Unknown_Wanderer
      @The_Unknown_Wanderer 5 лет назад +45

      How on Earth did that sneak by us?! I never would have realized if it wasn't for you.

    • @lmTrashT-T
      @lmTrashT-T 5 лет назад +1

      @@The_Unknown_Wanderer yep

    • @hoesmad3413
      @hoesmad3413 5 лет назад +1

      Mangofloomf same I only realized cause of ur comment😂

    • @miepmiep4010
      @miepmiep4010 5 лет назад +2

      SAME WTF

  • @a.nonnymouse7655
    @a.nonnymouse7655 5 лет назад +19038

    "Zelda is my favorite Mario character"
    *Draws sword*

    • @blackieechan6215
      @blackieechan6215 5 лет назад +546

      A. Nonny Mouse *peace was never an option*

    • @donnamaldonado3171
      @donnamaldonado3171 5 лет назад +86

      Yeet Boi HYAH

    • @justabit762
      @justabit762 5 лет назад +173

      STOP, YOU'VE VIOLATED THE LAW

    • @blockerton1778
      @blockerton1778 5 лет назад +38

      He don goofed this time

    • @emlyendurden9798
      @emlyendurden9798 5 лет назад +42

      A. Nonny Mouse I came down here to make this comment, but here it was, waiting for me.

  • @AreNoobzEpic
    @AreNoobzEpic 4 года назад +2730

    are we all just going to ignore the fact that one person had a goat in their drawer

  • @charlotte__3657
    @charlotte__3657 4 года назад +1327

    So no ones going to talk about how someone has a GOAT in their chest of drawers...

    • @gachagerbil3088
      @gachagerbil3088 4 года назад +6

      Charlotte Ballard I guess

    • @ms.centurion9708
      @ms.centurion9708 4 года назад +9

      I stuff horses in mine

    • @charlotte__3657
      @charlotte__3657 4 года назад +2

      Mr. Centurion no way!? Like miniature ones or full size?

    • @egg5195
      @egg5195 3 года назад +9

      @@charlotte__3657 Who stuffs minuture horses in a draw??? Only full sized horses work, none of that fun sized shit

    • @naomic863
      @naomic863 3 года назад

      8:04

  • @noth9307
    @noth9307 5 лет назад +2730

    4:45 had me on the floor
    because there weren't any damn chairs

  • @tarcan3246
    @tarcan3246 5 лет назад +5354

    Zelda is my favorite Mario character too

  • @goobitz4231
    @goobitz4231 5 лет назад +3056

    “I got ice cream at mc Donald’s. I’m lactose intolerant!”
    Can we talk about how the machine WASNT broken??? That in itself is an achievement

    • @toomacchi
      @toomacchi 5 лет назад +42

      I actually cracked their machine is always broken thingy.
      It's not broken.... the ice cream inside isn't cold enough to serve or the thermometer is seriously broken so it's not cold inside

    • @youreinvalid8493
      @youreinvalid8493 5 лет назад +21

      @@toomacchi if the ice-cream isn't cold enough to serve them the machine is broken.. that's the point of the machine dude

    • @toomacchi
      @toomacchi 5 лет назад +2

      @@youreinvalid8493 it's a malfunction...

    • @youreinvalid8493
      @youreinvalid8493 5 лет назад +6

      @@toomacchi in every machine worldwide?

    • @noctuadiscipulum9715
      @noctuadiscipulum9715 5 лет назад +1

      @@youreinvalid8493 yeah like the menu in Borderlands 3

  • @samurexatlas7373
    @samurexatlas7373 4 года назад +723

    "Oh my god, Freddie's going crazy"
    *"GIBBBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH"*
    4:03

    • @darianoconnor6820
      @darianoconnor6820 3 года назад +5

      4:31
      The demon in my closet

    • @samurexatlas7373
      @samurexatlas7373 3 года назад +3

      @@darianoconnor6820 And that relates to my comment how

    • @chayboyretard
      @chayboyretard 3 года назад +3

      @@samurexatlas7373 it just does

    • @SlimThief
      @SlimThief 3 года назад +3

      GIBBBBEEEEEEEH

    • @samurexatlas7373
      @samurexatlas7373 3 года назад +1

      @@SlimThief Garry, you will NEVER be as good a Gibby. Back into the closet.

  • @TwixterQueen3
    @TwixterQueen3 4 года назад +2903

    Everyone- *talking about Mario or something*
    Me- is no one gonna talk about if that bear was a real bear just walking having a good time on two legs??

    • @charliem8377
      @charliem8377 4 года назад +15

      Galaxypotatoes ikr I think I have a bear phobia now

    • @PuffTheMagicEnby
      @PuffTheMagicEnby 4 года назад +27

      why is bears knowing how to walk on two legs like literally everybody already knew such a shock?

    • @TwixterQueen3
      @TwixterQueen3 4 года назад +35

      @@PuffTheMagicEnby because I haven't seen one walk on two legs that long.

    • @athymybeloved
      @athymybeloved 4 года назад +10

      when u haven’t seen a bear bc u live in the top floor of a flat.

    • @Florid03
      @Florid03 4 года назад

      @@athymybeloved ha same.

  • @zephatry
    @zephatry 5 лет назад +4791

    As a Norwegian person, I can confirm I come from Norwegia
    Edit: First, thanks for the likes :) and someone/people have brought to my attention she said Norwegia, not Norwegian

    • @cloudwing711
      @cloudwing711 5 лет назад +34

      Tiredmations Gr8 *National Norway song play’s* Russefest

    • @finder_
      @finder_ 5 лет назад +81

      norwegia

    • @bullie86
      @bullie86 5 лет назад +57

      As a Dutch guy, I can confirm I’m from Dutchland.

    • @saphydragseen2808
      @saphydragseen2808 5 лет назад +3

      Wait I just came from a video of multiculturalism to see if Norway was there (Norwegian here) and when a come to this video the first comment is "I'm Norwegian" :0, you made my day thank u fellow norwegian

    • @saphydragseen2808
      @saphydragseen2808 5 лет назад +2

      @@cloudwing711 ... Ja vi elsker ... That's the name, thought I would help...
      Though "Vi er Norge i rødt hvitt og blått" is also kind of the national song... We are really patriotic

  • @scapegoatie2605
    @scapegoatie2605 4 года назад +3261

    I'm Norwegian and I can confirm we're actually from Norwegia.

    • @DingoXBX
      @DingoXBX 4 года назад +86

      no way

    • @pig1114
      @pig1114 4 года назад +42

      Yes, this comment is correct.

    • @katharineforsyth1870
      @katharineforsyth1870 4 года назад +102

      @@DingoXBX *Australian voice:* NOR-WAY!

    • @Frypt
      @Frypt 4 года назад +4

      @alycts haha jeg er også norsk aye

    • @cantystals2149
      @cantystals2149 4 года назад +1

      Blue_Boy Sweden?

  • @em-tc6zr
    @em-tc6zr 3 года назад +184

    11:00 same energy as "what are u holding?" "A KNIFE" " *NO* "

  • @kaylinkline3568
    @kaylinkline3568 5 лет назад +2946

    "people need to stop drinking coke, you cant see the spiders."
    Me watching while drinking my coke : "well then."

    • @IronPython-cz1eb
      @IronPython-cz1eb 5 лет назад +27

      Kaylin kline If the spider fell in during processing then the it would’ve dissolved before the coke ever even got to the supermarket due to the acid is coke

    • @mathaibunny2476
      @mathaibunny2476 5 лет назад +6

      Iron Python2908 spiders r stupid strong tho

    • @melonylymon3214
      @melonylymon3214 5 лет назад +7

      Pepsi is fine tho

    • @xxbattleblazexx
      @xxbattleblazexx 5 лет назад +2

      Kaylin kline 1k like🤪🤪🤪

    • @babyrhyth9458
      @babyrhyth9458 5 лет назад +27

      Not a spider but my sister left an open can of Coke on her beside table once and woke up thirsty and went to take a sip, when she did she felt all this crawling inside her mouth and her face. She started screaming and ran to the bathroom and started coughing up. Btw all of this in the darkness, she finally turned the light on and it was ants. A whole army of ants crawled inside her coke can and she drank half of them. She never drank coke after that again lmao

  • @phishypotatoeboi7661
    @phishypotatoeboi7661 4 года назад +1212

    WHY IS NO ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE FISH

    • @APumpkinHobo
      @APumpkinHobo 4 года назад +39

      it's a walking catfish. They're sorta amphibious but no legs. wikipedia article --> en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walking_catfish

    • @liyahfilien7129
      @liyahfilien7129 4 года назад +2

      facts

    • @tylerherring2443
      @tylerherring2443 4 года назад +35

      The concerning thing is that it's highly likely it just injured itself badly it hit that floor hard

    • @SamanthaSmith-mw7hi
      @SamanthaSmith-mw7hi 4 года назад +11

      @@APumpkinHobo actually i believe it was some type of snake-head. walking catfish are shaped different and have whiskers. [i have 4 of them] or it miiiight be a polypeturus? { dinosaur bichir}

    • @SamanthaSmith-mw7hi
      @SamanthaSmith-mw7hi 4 года назад +12

      also snake-heads are notorious for jumping out so they should've gotten a tight fitting lid.

  • @d1zzyghoul911
    @d1zzyghoul911 4 года назад +2718

    Woman: "Get your *paw* off the table"
    Dog: **puts paw off the table**
    Also the dog: SiKe, *BiCh you thought*

  • @liammarks5176
    @liammarks5176 4 года назад +480

    14:56 me trying not to cough in class to annoy other people

  • @Kaden.1227
    @Kaden.1227 4 года назад +1338

    Moment of silence please for the girl who tattooed Greg Hefley on her neck

  • @angelcakeart
    @angelcakeart 5 лет назад +1799

    I hate that I'm here but I miss vine

  • @Maristartacit
    @Maristartacit 5 лет назад +1205

    Why is no one talking about 7:34
    Like who? What? Why? And most positively how the heck did that gosh darn eel shoot at top speed straight up and out of that fish tank.

    • @quartzenmirror2168
      @quartzenmirror2168 5 лет назад +79

      I think it's a species of fish or eel I've heard of, I'm pretty sure it's called something like a Walking Eel and as long as it stays moist it can stay out of water for more than a week!

    • @killianistired
      @killianistired 5 лет назад +57

      @@quartzenmirror2168 its a catfish, pretty sure they come from florida (don't know if they're native to there). there was this big story on it a while back cause they would come up on land during big rain storms and walk from fish pond to fish pond and eat peoples fish.

    • @quartzenmirror2168
      @quartzenmirror2168 5 лет назад +9

      @@killianistired Huh, cool! Didn't know!

    • @adphalen
      @adphalen 5 лет назад +10

      • SingulariTea • *YEET* indeed

    • @leena_potatoes7128
      @leena_potatoes7128 5 лет назад +14

      And how did they manage to catch it on camera??

  • @christinaevergreen8351
    @christinaevergreen8351 4 года назад +1225

    are we all not going to talk about the fact about how rude the Madeline McCain one was and how the one where the kid literally fell and drop this like tiny marble things.

    • @neat24
      @neat24 4 года назад +201

      The Madeline McCain one wasn't funny whatsoever

    • @sophiebrown1305
      @sophiebrown1305 4 года назад +17

      It’s Madeleine McCann*
      Also cool if it’s not funny for you then that’s fine but other people may find it funny 🤷🏼‍♀️

    • @KatzeKriegerin
      @KatzeKriegerin 4 года назад +171

      @@sophiebrown1305 If you find it funny then you probably weren't even alive in 2007.

    • @jessalyn4559
      @jessalyn4559 4 года назад +170

      Yeah i came to the comments to see if anyone else thought those 2 were offensive, Madeline was a child when she went missing thats in really poor taste and i felt bad for that boy i dont see how its funny to trip him like that

    • @georgaseebalack6003
      @georgaseebalack6003 4 года назад +20

      @@jessalyn4559 in all honesty if a person is not that attached or has a connection they find the Madison one funny. It could be dark humor I guess and i mean based on the comments I guess this was a long time ago so moreso not much attachment. Everyone is entitled to what they find funny and it's not really harming anyone at this point.
      Note I don't know who Madison is or the story and when it took place. I'm just trying to be reasonable for people who doesn't necessarily have a heart throbbing reaction to every thing but aren't heartless monsters. I don't like when others insult others like that just cuz they don't react the same as you.

  • @kandyk8511
    @kandyk8511 4 года назад +1775

    As a Norwegian it’s insane how many times I’ve heard Americans say “ Norwegia”

    • @lizzymaze10
      @lizzymaze10 4 года назад +62

      *cries in oil*

    • @jopie4200
      @jopie4200 4 года назад +62

      Its horrible that I didn't hear anything wrong with that for a hot second

    • @nexusthefireyspirit7877
      @nexusthefireyspirit7877 4 года назад +33

      Please dont judge our country after those idiots

    • @catj.v.6904
      @catj.v.6904 4 года назад +53

      That was the first time I've even heard the term "Norwegia." I'm probably just not around enough idiots lmao

    • @remytheartist
      @remytheartist 4 года назад +10

      This is the first time Ive heard Norwegia dkbdkcncm

  • @Strawtebby
    @Strawtebby 4 года назад +1013

    I forgot that grade are called “years” in a lot of other countries so I was like “Why are people so mean to 7 year olds?”

    • @meghades5431
      @meghades5431 4 года назад +15

      In my school w e call it first years ect but I am in second year (year 8 8) it just makes it easier

    • @emd9324
      @emd9324 4 года назад +4

      mkw yeah me too but in my school it’s ones then twos then threes and so on lol

    • @themoon8321
      @themoon8321 4 года назад +5

      it’s probably just that the US wanted to be special like when Britain didn’t want to have the euro

    • @Brycicle3d
      @Brycicle3d 4 года назад +1

      American. Yucky

    • @oogabooga1991
      @oogabooga1991 4 года назад +1

      @@themoon8321 nah it just makes it easier to know which is which just as you see this person got confused its being used different

  • @Squilium
    @Squilium 5 лет назад +706

    @11:00 had the same energy as "what do you have" "a knife" "NOOOOOOOO"

    • @j.j.714
      @j.j.714 5 лет назад +25

      That’s the knife kid now. Feel old yet?

    • @scarletellis2274
      @scarletellis2274 5 лет назад +4

      Ay Macarena wow. Old

    • @henrymarenth8645
      @henrymarenth8645 5 лет назад +3

      She sounded just like the mom too omg xD

  • @judi7238
    @judi7238 4 года назад +181

    28:57 as a beardie owner I can confirm that this is just how they are. Constantly. They aren't very rich in the brain cell department but I love them anyways.

    • @theweirdseedot
      @theweirdseedot Год назад

      spirit animal
      also where do you get one?

    • @lisachiappetti6092
      @lisachiappetti6092 Год назад

      I feel like most reptiles don't have a lot going on in the brain department

    • @lisachiappetti6092
      @lisachiappetti6092 Год назад +1

      ​@theweirdseedot also I know this is 7 months old but I wanna help you out. So they're in a lot of pet stores, but I would be super cautious getting one from there because unless they're like family owned or something, pet stores don't have the best rep when it comes to taking care of their animals. So what I'd do is I'd look for a breeder you'll probably get a healthier beardie. Also I beg you to do a lot of research before getting one. Like a LOT.

  • @tobi-xy4ou
    @tobi-xy4ou 4 года назад +1335

    guy: approaches furry
    "i love your pikachu cosplay.."
    *visible anger and confusion*

    • @squishh7805
      @squishh7805 4 года назад +21

      Is that a c o u n t r y h u m a n ?

    • @deadnotsleeping
      @deadnotsleeping 4 года назад +5

      @@squishh7805 cringe

    • @squishh7805
      @squishh7805 4 года назад +4

      tired-idiot
      You’re the one using the stock image as your pfp

    • @deadnotsleeping
      @deadnotsleeping 4 года назад +11

      @@squishh7805 who genuinely cares other than u its literally just a pfp

    • @squishh7805
      @squishh7805 4 года назад +4

      tired-idiot
      You’re aware of the whole thing about people not respecting people with anime profiles, right?

  • @gojoseyelash6174
    @gojoseyelash6174 4 года назад +860

    11:00
    This, right here, is the "Whatcha got there?" "A knife!" "No!!!" kid, from a few years ago... he's matured, and so have his destruction mechanisms
    Edit: guys i have no idea... that was just a dumb joke T - T

  • @chickennugget315
    @chickennugget315 4 года назад +1504

    Kermit: *sees blood-stained wood chipper*
    Kermit: *aggressive inhale*
    Kermit: *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-*

    • @builtdifferent6227
      @builtdifferent6227 4 года назад +21

      Chicken Nugget the clip was funny until that happened

    • @mook_butt8037
      @mook_butt8037 4 года назад +10

      “blood-stained thing”
      Have you not seen Fargo?

    • @destiny113
      @destiny113 4 года назад +3

      Blood-stained WOOD CHIPPER

  • @blobfish4999
    @blobfish4999 4 года назад +43

    Gibby is like a golden retriever in a game of monopoly because he doesn’t know why he is there but is happy to be there for the experience.

  • @clarav1938
    @clarav1938 5 лет назад +849

    Some of these are BAD but they make the good ones look even better lmao

    • @blazereho811
      @blazereho811 5 лет назад +15

      More than half of them are bad lmao

    • @ItzMxsticTV
      @ItzMxsticTV 5 лет назад +28

      Like the dude that remade his nicki Minaj vine

    • @JanoyCresvaZero
      @JanoyCresvaZero 4 года назад +4

      Or what about the one where it’s just a girl standing in front of an EB Games and says she doesn’t understand? That’s easily the dumbest one, I don’t get why it’s on here...

    • @deffdefying4803
      @deffdefying4803 9 месяцев назад

      like the one about Madelaine. that felt particularly poor taste

  • @safeeyab6291
    @safeeyab6291 4 года назад +673

    I need to know what happens next with "oh sh$&t! that's not her boyfriend"

    • @luciousthefox9971
      @luciousthefox9971 4 года назад +29

      I DEADASS CAME TO THE COMMENTS SECTION TO SEE IF ANYONE WAS WONDERING THAT TOO

    • @markschneider6600
      @markschneider6600 4 года назад +3

      bruh just say shit

    • @komaljain9446
      @komaljain9446 4 года назад

      Timestamp ?

    • @luisachen6389
      @luisachen6389 4 года назад +1

      SHE NEEDS TO TELL HER REAL BF IMMEDIATELY OR I'LL DO

    • @shibaunicorn
      @shibaunicorn 4 года назад

      i came to comments to see if anyone commented that lol

  • @callii2981
    @callii2981 4 года назад +999

    14:56 me trying not to cough in class when I already coughed a bunch of times

  • @diamondzack
    @diamondzack 4 года назад +50

    8:48 that Mario one took me out for a few minutes, man

  • @oshahott2532
    @oshahott2532 5 лет назад +880

    "Zelda is my favorite Mario character"
    Link cosplayer: *drops food and grabs Master Sword*
    This... is yes. This is everything.

    • @NJMC23451
      @NJMC23451 5 лет назад +5

      I'm dying

    • @sophiavilla7831
      @sophiavilla7831 4 года назад +3

      I wheezed when that happened

    • @oshahott2532
      @oshahott2532 4 года назад +2

      @@sophiavilla7831 Same. And the cosplayer didn't even hesitate it was just immediately, "Aight, I gotta kill this bitch."

  • @a_confused_cat4704
    @a_confused_cat4704 5 лет назад +386

    I feel like Vines themselves you more relate to on a spiritual level and tik toks that radiate vine energy are ones you can laugh at but are only temporary comforts in this world. Vines are endless

    • @jassyanimations8947
      @jassyanimations8947 4 года назад +6

      The viners who moved to tik tok cause vine died don't just radiate vine energy. They are vine energy.

  • @Omeganomster
    @Omeganomster 4 года назад +1297

    “pOoR litTlE pUPpY”
    *cat walks up*
    “What do you want?” 🙄

    • @tab4691
      @tab4691 4 года назад +7

      Me tho
      Cats are devil spawn

    • @shadowcultist
      @shadowcultist 4 года назад +22

      @@tab4691 ooh someone likes to grabby grab animals like a toddler and kitties don't like him

    • @Artskine
      @Artskine 4 года назад +1

      That one was me but in reversed. xD

    • @willow_and_morel
      @willow_and_morel 4 года назад

      Tab 100 yeh heck

    • @kannahchan3033
      @kannahchan3033 4 года назад

      My mom hates my cats hahaha

  • @lappelduvide6751
    @lappelduvide6751 3 года назад +11

    1:44
    HE LOOKS UP AT THE SKY AND IM DYING CAUSE YOU JUST KNOW HE'S SCREAMING, "WHY GOD WHY!?" IN HIS HEAD.

  • @NerdyFangirl-hi2hz
    @NerdyFangirl-hi2hz 4 года назад +1584

    No one:
    Lactose intolerant ppl: I'm here to die

    • @circadiana
      @circadiana 4 года назад +16

      It’s the forbidden fruit

    • @MiuIruma
      @MiuIruma 4 года назад +11

      Honestly we're probably just suicidal or some shit

    • @IamtheNight99
      @IamtheNight99 4 года назад +2

      All humans are lactose intolerant. All mammals once weaned are. The myth that humans need breast milk from another species is just a lie created by a corrupt, cruel industry.
      If you want various cancers, man boobs, erectile dysfunction, diabetes, etc. dairy is how you get it. In fact, the primary cause of breast cancer, prostate cancer, and ovarian cancer is dairy. If you know anyone who has died from it, or you have it, blame dairy and the lies they spread.
      www.watchdominion.com
      www.cowspiracy.com
      www.gamechangersmovie.com

    • @IamtheNight99
      @IamtheNight99 4 года назад

      All humans are lactose intolerant. All mammals once weaned are. The myth that humans need breast milk from another species is just a lie created by a corrupt, cruel industry.
      If you want various cancers, man boobs, erectile dysfunction, diabetes, etc. dairy is how you get it. In fact, the primary cause of breast cancer, prostate cancer, and ovarian cancer is dairy. If you know anyone who has died from it, or you have it, blame dairy and the lies they spread.
      www.watchdominion.com
      www.cowspiracy.com
      www.gamechangersmovie.com

    • @IamtheNight99
      @IamtheNight99 4 года назад

      All humans are lactose intolerant. All mammals once weaned are. The myth that humans need breast milk from another species is just a lie created by a corrupt, cruel industry.
      If you want various cancers, man boobs, erectile dysfunction, diabetes, etc. dairy is how you get it. In fact, the primary cause of breast cancer, prostate cancer, and ovarian cancer is dairy. If you know anyone who has died from it, or you have it, blame dairy and the lies they spread.
      www.watchdominion.com
      www.cowspiracy.com
      www.gamechangersmovie.com

  • @katrinaoneil7919
    @katrinaoneil7919 5 лет назад +560

    15:33 pls like to keep this at the top I’m saving this for future replays.

    • @r3dstoner3quired27
      @r3dstoner3quired27 5 лет назад +25

      have you noticed that they literally padlocked them together tho lmao

    • @katrinaoneil7919
      @katrinaoneil7919 5 лет назад +4

      R3dstoneR3quired omg no I didn’t notice that! 😂

  • @PastelCerulean
    @PastelCerulean 4 года назад +432

    "You're feisty"
    "Meaw.."

  • @soupy7426
    @soupy7426 4 года назад +32

    0:53 me when I thought we didn’t have any homework over the weekend but you walk into class Monday morning and hear “alright, let’s take out the homework”

  • @ashlynnfitzpatrick9677
    @ashlynnfitzpatrick9677 4 года назад +7913

    y’all don’t know what vine energy means and it shows

    • @courtneyxrae9676
      @courtneyxrae9676 4 года назад +195

      tbh 💀

    • @sebastianlopez4366
      @sebastianlopez4366 4 года назад +12

      nice

    • @AnEmu404
      @AnEmu404 4 года назад +244

      Ashlynn Fitzpatrick Oh well, let peeps have fun. Plus some of the animal ones were cute.

    • @saram3449
      @saram3449 4 года назад +402

      Vine had a million different types of content soooooo this is fine lol

    • @builtdifferent6227
      @builtdifferent6227 4 года назад +216

      r u an expert or something. It’s literally just a video that feels like a vine

  • @mateolitc8898
    @mateolitc8898 4 года назад +443

    Bruh, that chick was straight up cheating on her bf and her friend put her on blast. I need the full story! 👏

  • @morganrolland2370
    @morganrolland2370 5 лет назад +669

    “Zelda is my favorite Mario character”
    **stands up**
    Me:oh no
    **draws sword**
    Me:OH NO

    • @BrokenFantasy
      @BrokenFantasy 5 лет назад +7

      *is it bad I get a little turned on whenever I see link, whether it’s a cosplayer or irl*

    • @kaitlynfox7238
      @kaitlynfox7238 4 года назад +2

      @@BrokenFantasy yes

    • @blushymilk
      @blushymilk 4 года назад +2

      @@BrokenFantasy no.

    • @kiwibird6178
      @kiwibird6178 4 года назад +2

      @@BrokenFantasy maybe?

    • @jadesunset9120
      @jadesunset9120 4 года назад +1

      Ember Rodgers no

  • @snooze7106
    @snooze7106 4 года назад +19

    The guy with a hot dog in his banana just looked up like god was suppose to answer him-

  • @tatsleo9022
    @tatsleo9022 4 года назад +1335

    is no one going to realize she made a tik tok about a missing child

    • @lil_chainmail8795
      @lil_chainmail8795 4 года назад +16

      time?

    • @tatsleo9022
      @tatsleo9022 4 года назад +57

      sam 17:24

    • @NG-tv1qw
      @NG-tv1qw 4 года назад +62

      I caught that :(

    • @senseiskellig4878
      @senseiskellig4878 4 года назад +256

      I did, after googling her name. I literally thought "wait a minute, that was offensive af"

    • @masucharski
      @masucharski 4 года назад +172

      YES. that was so unnecessary

  • @alexx-ty4wp
    @alexx-ty4wp 4 года назад +263

    sam: omg freddie is going crazy
    gibby: GIBBYYYYY
    me: laughing to death

  • @jphartley4063
    @jphartley4063 4 года назад +606

    Is nobody going to acknowledge the fact that the two chickens are chained together?
    15:32

    • @ossswin
      @ossswin 4 года назад +67

      yo don’t kink shame

    • @catonfire5010
      @catonfire5010 4 года назад +8

      Lmao, I thought that was the crack on my phone

  • @No-uc6fg
    @No-uc6fg 4 года назад +19

    8:00 "You wanna hang out?" "Yeah sure, lemme grab my goat." "Don't you mean coat?"

  • @ianleighliter2200
    @ianleighliter2200 5 лет назад +762

    At 14:07 I DIED. He threw that shit in some random persons window I-

  • @T-Law.
    @T-Law. 5 лет назад +834

    No one gonna mention 18:58 like? FAa MuLAn 😂🤣

    • @zalfie1980
      @zalfie1980 5 лет назад +6

      T. Law Brilliant

    • @aslanjadecallenreese99
      @aslanjadecallenreese99 5 лет назад +4

      T. Law I HAVE THAT ONE SAVED IN MY FAVORITES 😂

    • @naomichancey7621
      @naomichancey7621 5 лет назад +5

      That one got me good! She did it perfectly too!!!

    • @amethyst5761
      @amethyst5761 5 лет назад +3

      T. Law I have that one saved on my account. I literally die every time I see it 🤣

    • @xxelisaxx
      @xxelisaxx 5 лет назад +4

      _wheeze_

  • @Piece_of_Ship
    @Piece_of_Ship 4 года назад +175

    The hot dog in a banana got me so hard lmao. Guy was like wtf is going on

    • @icanexplain5974
      @icanexplain5974 4 года назад +23

      I love how he looked at the heavens and he was like "I need answers, is this a sign?"

    • @iloveknitting4497
      @iloveknitting4497 4 года назад +3

      Jake Frye and he looks up to the sky like “wtf jesus I just wanted some POTTASIUMMMM”

    • @Crypticdragon1
      @Crypticdragon1 4 года назад +1

      "I have a question for God. Why?"

  • @ABANDONED23456
    @ABANDONED23456 4 года назад +99

    Normal people: Watching TikTok videos on the app.
    Me, an intellectual: Watching TikTok videos on RUclips, despite having the app.

  • @Valerie_04
    @Valerie_04 4 года назад +1116

    [5:39] that’s actually kinda really mean

  • @waterlily1017
    @waterlily1017 4 года назад +108

    19:33 That dog has the softest, cutest, and most adorable whine I have ever heard from a dog. Omg.

  • @kayliegutierrez1820
    @kayliegutierrez1820 5 лет назад +329

    Bro the kid who got tripped really broke my heart 😭 poor kid man

    • @seDrakonkill
      @seDrakonkill 5 лет назад +8

      Kedy Bear
      A Kid-Man is generally referred to as a boy.

    • @dennelyzarazua1571
      @dennelyzarazua1571 5 лет назад

      Same here

    • @breesnutz
      @breesnutz 5 лет назад

      @Israel Salgado they were obviously close..

    • @animegeek68
      @animegeek68 4 года назад

      @Israel Salgado I mean they're close right?
      So they're just I guess pranking him for a bit of fun. A video of you tripping and spilling whatever he spilled is one of the least humiliating things that can be posted. so eh.

  • @aslanjadecallenreese99
    @aslanjadecallenreese99 5 лет назад +281

    8:38 I'M ACTUALLY WHEEZING HOW IS THAT NOISE POSSIBLE

  • @wohdinhel
    @wohdinhel 5 лет назад +540

    14:35 “yeuae haeiv gouet en assoignmint to wroaiet”
    “ah knoieuw”

    • @mockidaweird9580
      @mockidaweird9580 4 года назад +1

      When they catch me playing on my phone when I'm supposed to do homework

    • @dompaiement7643
      @dompaiement7643 4 года назад +8

      Can confirm, this is how Australians speak

  • @grayson444
    @grayson444 4 года назад +670

    2:29
    " if my frog goes in this box, hes officially an idoit."
    *touches frogs butt with finger*
    "BRUH."

    • @tershey8862
      @tershey8862 4 года назад +8

      Grace Olson ikr

    • @jamesflick668
      @jamesflick668 4 года назад +27

      I literally didn't see that before you pointed it out, and that tiktok is ruined to me now

    • @chilledcassidy
      @chilledcassidy 4 года назад +1

      Rex Montmorency but that’s the joke, it makes it funny

    • @somedudester2477
      @somedudester2477 4 года назад +1

      Cassie Tucker does it make it funny tho.. does it😐

    • @scar5117
      @scar5117 4 года назад

      Some Dudester yes

  • @ellasbian
    @ellasbian 4 года назад +13

    "zelda is my favorite mario character"
    *link silently stands up and draws his sword*
    I'M CRYING

  • @SamY-ev5rt
    @SamY-ev5rt 5 лет назад +221

    1:16 This bear is straight up high out of his mind

  • @teasippingcommenter8154
    @teasippingcommenter8154 5 лет назад +514

    “You should sell hotdogs-“ -brief moment of distress- “-because you know how to make a wiener stand-“ -distress-

    • @soda_fairy
      @soda_fairy 4 года назад +5

      Iconnnnic

    • @alanacasper5522
      @alanacasper5522 4 года назад +2

      *Absolute confusion and baffled distress, you mean.*

  • @petrpokorny7768
    @petrpokorny7768 5 лет назад +316

    Dont mind me, i'm just making time stamps for my future self
    4:22
    20:46
    30:55

  • @monsterrftw4767
    @monsterrftw4767 4 года назад +46

    4:25
    Man: YEET
    Cat: *goes flying*
    Also Cat: You have summoned The Almighty Kitten! Prepare to die of looking at my cuteness! And my evil eyes of course.

  • @renee1390
    @renee1390 5 лет назад +373

    I’m just glad Quincy is still alive and kicking

  • @chas7666
    @chas7666 4 года назад +407

    Cat: *gets yeeted off of bed*
    Also Cat: “ah... so you have chosen death.”

  • @danielpeppapigpowers
    @danielpeppapigpowers 4 года назад +215

    "box for idiot frogs"
    Me, an intellectual: "THAT'S A TOAD"

    • @jessycastoepker
      @jessycastoepker 4 года назад +9

      THANK YOU

    • @CaptBirdy
      @CaptBirdy 4 года назад +5

      She also tapped it with her finger

    • @catboyInWebs
      @catboyInWebs 4 года назад +1

      Cadet Birdy because she is calling her toad a idiot, by pushing the toad to the idiot box lmao

    • @isla.luvs.skellies
      @isla.luvs.skellies 4 года назад +1

      She pushed her frog in there...

  • @plassthiic
    @plassthiic 4 года назад +33

    5:31 why they gotta do my man's Josh like that?!?😭💀

  • @Prettyswagdad
    @Prettyswagdad 4 года назад +186

    i’m screaming at the greg heffley tattoo

  • @thegr8hatty
    @thegr8hatty 4 года назад +300

    i haven't seen a single comment about the dog at 19:20 and im sad

    • @Anikane
      @Anikane 4 года назад +9

      didn't even click the timestamp as yet to see which dog it is, but i completely agree anyway

    • @issadar1290
      @issadar1290 4 года назад +7

      Im sad about the chicken egg

    • @tlandermc562
      @tlandermc562 4 года назад +1

      Whats the name of that song?

    • @ashleymalx
      @ashleymalx 4 года назад

      sky blade literally just lalala

    • @whoisintissar
      @whoisintissar 4 года назад

      sky blade Lalala - bbno$ and Y2K

  • @deivonhenshaw896
    @deivonhenshaw896 4 года назад +501

    music: *"Give me a second I-"*
    cat with one eye: "am i a joke to you?"

    • @david-rp6gn
      @david-rp6gn 4 года назад +7

      Deivon Henshaw r/thatsthejoke

    • @nihal74321
      @nihal74321 4 года назад +7

      @@david-rp6gn r/wooosh*

  • @MDSF90
    @MDSF90 3 года назад +9

    Things that are _“some bullshit:”_
    *1. “This.”*
    *2. “This.”*
    *3. “This.”*
    *3. “This.”*
    *5. “This.”*
    *6. “This.”*
    *9. “This.”*

  • @Hdidbi_3049
    @Hdidbi_3049 5 лет назад +373

    00:57 LMAO HE JUST KEPT GOING

    • @ugh1230
      @ugh1230 5 лет назад +2

      wait i don't get that one

    • @haithere4254
      @haithere4254 5 лет назад +3

      Same wtf happend in that one-

    • @lala-kc3br
      @lala-kc3br 5 лет назад

      Maybe he was in some place but was too lazy to explain

    • @kris_3220
      @kris_3220 5 лет назад

      i think so anyways. hope my assumption wasnt racist or anything...

    • @xxelisaxx
      @xxelisaxx 5 лет назад +1

      @@gore6587 finnaly someone understands!

  • @VancePantss
    @VancePantss 5 лет назад +117

    I lost it at "give me a second eye" at 8:30

  • @BoldFaceTube434
    @BoldFaceTube434 4 года назад +284

    The best joke ive ever heard was from my classmate and he said “when i die i want you yo donate my heart to NASA so they can see a black hole up close”
    😂

  • @uikonimi
    @uikonimi 4 года назад +28

    18:57 made me cry laugh (the Fa Mulan bit)

  • @camik2223
    @camik2223 5 лет назад +128

    10:29 not the part 2 we deserved, but the part 2 we needed

  • @prettykittycatnip6226
    @prettykittycatnip6226 5 лет назад +270

    20:20 my cat thinks it’s a kitten and cuddles my phone

    • @haileyc.2977
      @haileyc.2977 5 лет назад +5

      Prettykitty catnip I wanna pop it and hit it with a bat

    • @L_LawlietLuvr
      @L_LawlietLuvr 5 лет назад +6

      Hailey C. ..........what the f u c -

    • @aylag.gonzalez1284
      @aylag.gonzalez1284 5 лет назад

      That is so sweet

    • @haileyc.2977
      @haileyc.2977 5 лет назад

      moonstar the wolf please do I want to be dead

    • @MoonyVoid
      @MoonyVoid 5 лет назад +2

      @@haileyc.2977 neither does that otter

  • @friend1308
    @friend1308 5 лет назад +238

    10:29 Isn't that the "Who am I? Let's go to the beach-beach! .....Ninki minjaj." Guy?

  • @zebdawson3687
    @zebdawson3687 4 года назад +13

    0:50 that man’s got a sense of humor. I appreciate that.

  • @MCNinjaDJ
    @MCNinjaDJ 4 года назад +179

    "I made this trap for my 'frog.' if he goes in here he's officially an idiot" (Toad proceeds to jump in.)

    • @MCNinjaDJ
      @MCNinjaDJ 4 года назад +2

      15:32 That might actually be the FUNNIESt shit I have literally seen in my entire life.

    • @valeries9297
      @valeries9297 4 года назад +13

      You can see she poked them to make them jump.

    • @breathofthewildnerd1261
      @breathofthewildnerd1261 4 года назад +3

      I read that as
      “Toad princess to jump in”

    • @legiterally_just_a_slime
      @legiterally_just_a_slime 4 года назад +3

      What kind of toad is that though? It looks similar to the common ones in my neighborhood. Did she just grab one from the wild and decide to keep it as a pet?

    • @the_proto_type679
      @the_proto_type679 4 года назад +4

      She legit pushes it in

  • @ianhausam5464
    @ianhausam5464 5 лет назад +106

    27:23, it took me rewatching it twice to realize the terrified screams that sounded like a child in great pain came from a fuvking animal

    • @natashalongley3517
      @natashalongley3517 5 лет назад +1

      Isabella Hausam did they? How do you know?

    • @Tecno-Dark
      @Tecno-Dark 5 лет назад +35

      Its a different video, the first one is a kid (the guys little brother), and the next clip is the cat. The transition threw me off to i had to look it up.
      Still concerning tho

    • @Marie-yj5gd
      @Marie-yj5gd 5 лет назад +6

      Oh boi I thought it was from the same tiktok too I legit almost started crying

  • @pixiegirl1330
    @pixiegirl1330 4 года назад +150

    I was watching this like “haha, that’s funny” and “that’s cute”, but once it got to the chair one at around 5 minutes, I couldn’t stop laughing.

  • @greengamer2026
    @greengamer2026 3 года назад +8

    27:15 this and the next one fit so well together lol

  • @mcspadee
    @mcspadee 4 года назад +210

    *”Mario” riding on a bike*
    *crashes*
    “wwwaAAAAAAAAAaa”

  • @Deadbones3421
    @Deadbones3421 5 лет назад +269

    1:41 he looked like he was asking God why he forsaken him

  • @jenpai_senpai
    @jenpai_senpai 4 года назад +127

    30:55 is one of the best ones, hands down.

  • @zinogrey2609
    @zinogrey2609 4 года назад +9

    18:26 thats one step below being creepypasta right there. I was not prepared

  • @vitaligvarliani3455
    @vitaligvarliani3455 5 лет назад +110

    0:51 legend says he is still saying “this is some bullshit” to this day 😂😂🤣🤣

  • @croqueta777
    @croqueta777 4 года назад +136

    *8:47** Italian person falls*
    _insert Mario’s scream_

  • @lxnca
    @lxnca 4 года назад +220

    11:16
    The chicken: Why is the human performing a ritual on my egg

    • @nuttkraker2127
      @nuttkraker2127 4 года назад +1

      Observe&Kill that was a shit

    • @MiuIruma
      @MiuIruma 4 года назад +15

      @@nuttkraker2127 that was an egg

  • @kieramccormick875
    @kieramccormick875 4 года назад +10

    2:31 Poor frog’s being framed smh 😔✊

  • @owenkeach6805
    @owenkeach6805 5 лет назад +64

    Everyone’s gangsta until the bear walks like a human

  • @salem508
    @salem508 4 года назад +75

    15:02
    me, trying to hold back my tears
    then someone asks me if im okay

    • @noiz9491
      @noiz9491 4 года назад

      Same 😂😔

  • @rachelsantos3602
    @rachelsantos3602 5 лет назад +60

    " I look like that!? That bdabdabda that's all folks??"😂 9:24
    Also the mario one got me😂

  • @tea_lex1647
    @tea_lex1647 4 года назад +62

    Am I the only that feels really bad for the cat? It must have been so painfully loud to it.

    • @jessicuhh017
      @jessicuhh017 3 года назад +4

      yeah that was not cool. i hate when people fuck with animals, it's not funny.

    • @worthyimmersion4052
      @worthyimmersion4052 3 года назад

      On the contrary I find it very funny

    • @worthyimmersion4052
      @worthyimmersion4052 3 года назад +1

      I apologize I hadent gotten to that part yet wtaf that really be fucked up

    • @starlight_studios_art
      @starlight_studios_art 3 года назад

      I wouldnt be suprised if the poor cat became deaf :

    • @athingcalledwild7416
      @athingcalledwild7416 3 года назад +2

      I believe that’s a different tiktok? The transition is just so smooth it seems like it’s the same video.

  • @vvitchmist4856
    @vvitchmist4856 5 лет назад +169

    The fact a meme was made about Gen Z as parents ended me. I feel mad old.

  • @charliep4751
    @charliep4751 5 лет назад +87

    The short-worded goat made me cry. She’s beautiful

  • @clarav1938
    @clarav1938 5 лет назад +180

    11:55 boomer discovers gen z black magic

    • @elijahguy_p
      @elijahguy_p 5 лет назад +5

      Why does he look like Tom Holland?

  • @frankitro04
    @frankitro04 3 года назад +17

    30:55 I'M ACTUALLY IN TEARS

  • @krysrivers525
    @krysrivers525 4 года назад +508

    " you need to sell hotdogs because you know how to make a weiner stand" AH IM DYING LMFAO

    • @royalblu1100
      @royalblu1100 4 года назад +9

      2:39 for a timestamp lol

    • @lolacariad
      @lolacariad 4 года назад +3

      what makes it so much funnier is the build-up to it lmao