Was drinking during this, and at one point laughed so hard that my leg and wall were absolutely coated with water, and spent five minutes on the floor choking and coughing. 10/10 would die again.
"These mushrooms shoot poison at noise?" *"Yes."* "And they don't run out of spores?" *"Yes.."* "And they can be fit into a bottle?" *"Yes..."* "And talking is a free action in combat?" *"Oh."*
"If you're making a PBJ sandwich in the kitchen, and a little of the jelly hits the counter, are you gonna chop at it with your knife you dumb piece of shit?!" I died.
I'm a librarian and The Adventure Zone comic just came in so while I'm waiting for the other librarians to quit hogging it, I'm listening to these podcasts for the first time and I am loving it so much! Can't wait to see where all this goes! 😁
I'm a new listener! I'm enjoying this series so far! Never listened to a podcast before let alone listened to a DnD game, so yeay! I love the music you put with these intros, very fitting~
This has become the equivalent of my bedtime story now. I was listening to it last night and fell asleep half way through. It's just so relaxing to listen to.
Emilia Wenthold After his attempt when he was trying to make the sploog sound effect you can hear his teeth or his hand tap a glass cup, which I would assume contains water.
I'm very sad that I'm only just now starting to watch TAZ, but my god, at 50:50, Griffin with the MUD references. "If you were to 'con' them, you would say that the one who just attacked Merle is probably a little closer to the ropes."
fdkdfskdfkjl i didn't realize this was lost mines of phandelver until i saw my boy gundren in the description (i listened to episode 1 a LONG time ago)
85% of this episode
"Make a Constitution saving throw"
*followed by wheezing*
"And you hate it."
"But... like it a little b-"
"Nope."
ONLY HATE IT.
*griffin*: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
*travis*: we gotta get out of this jack off cave
you warned me and yet i was still unprepared
"why did we even come to Jackoff Cave?!"
*You wiggle your hips
*The jelly wiggles back.
*What a meaningful conversation!
1:02:55
Oh!! Thank you, m'dude!
When it got to that part, that's literally all I could think, lol
undertale...
YES!
"How - how big is the splooge wet spot?"
"That's the worst sentence I've ever heard you say out loud."
lmfao
Was drinking during this, and at one point laughed so hard that my leg and wall were absolutely coated with water, and spent five minutes on the floor choking and coughing. 10/10 would die again.
Were you enjoying a cold beverage?
1:02:08
I can't believe daddy McElroy has never played DND before, he's a natural.
That's because he's a *A BIG NERRRD!*
"These mushrooms shoot poison at noise?"
*"Yes."*
"And they don't run out of spores?"
*"Yes.."*
"And they can be fit into a bottle?"
*"Yes..."*
"And talking is a free action in combat?"
*"Oh."*
Nigel farage
Liam White oh my gosh, you have broken D and D
FRED FREDBURGER
Just by the fact you're listening to TAZ and from the content of your profile picture I know so much about you as a person XD
Is that an extended zodiac sign on your pfp?
1:02:26
*Taako shouts*
*"FUUUCK"*
God I loved that.
especially with his voice.
Nmgreendragon 7 Taako shouts FUUUCK
"you shoot out crushed ice and the jelly enjoys a cold beverage" (sent me into a coughing fit)
"I will very flirtatiously hit him with my war hammer"
"If you're making a PBJ sandwich in the kitchen, and a little of the jelly hits the counter, are you gonna chop at it with your knife you dumb piece of shit?!"
I died.
RIP
42:51 timestamp
You are our unsung hero my friend.
"You're actually getting a little wet now fro-"
"Yeah I am!!"
"That was Matrixxx with three x's"
"Is there anything I can kick?"
GREAT one-two father son punch, Clint and Travis
59:34 timestamp
Ahh if only all families had THIS much fun gaming together...
‘it would look super bad if i just like- died’ I SCREECHED
"She thinks my tractor's sexy and I think I'm no longer welcome here" 1:14:08
That needs to be animated XD
I love Griffin's juxtaposition between "idk what that is that hasn't been invented yet" and then immediately "why you beefin' now??"
I'm a librarian and The Adventure Zone comic just came in so while I'm waiting for the other librarians to quit hogging it, I'm listening to these podcasts for the first time and I am loving it so much! Can't wait to see where all this goes! 😁
Wait is this a book!? Where can I get it omg
@@lilyfae7197 any online bookstore or library, the third one is due to release at some point 😁
Rhiannon Edwards Oh cool! I’ll look sometime!
Ahhhhh I’ve finished the first three and I can’t wait for Crystal Kingdom!
"You'll never need to worry about money ever again" "Cuz we'll die?" "No! ........well..."
" 'cause I'm- MAGNUS isn't good with spiders..."
“Cause we’ll die?”
“No... well-“
I don’t know why I found that so funny lmao
Hi Kiera!!
Griffin and his damn vore jellies
banana vore man and his banana vore jellies
"Is this pre-nerf? Is this before I patched you?"
-Jeff Kaplan 2017
I'm a new listener! I'm enjoying this series so far! Never listened to a podcast before let alone listened to a DnD game, so yeay!
I love the music you put with these intros, very fitting~
55:22 "I shriek in terror, seeing him poisoned."
Ohhhh, nooooooo....
"This water makes you feel rejuvinized"
That water must've had a lot of electrobytes
"Spiders are small"
Aragog: *Am i joke to you?*
God this podcast has sparked that fire in me for a good game except i have no friends to play with q.q
Dark Star you could join me ans my bf. Sigh. Just in 2
Dark Star Five months late I come to suggest roll20 for online meet ups. Hope you find some good campaigns.
What's qq
same. my friends would think this is lame but I really want to do this. 😂
@@Kate-uj9rx an emoticon T-T
Oh, gosh! I love how they just keep talking and getting those spores puffed into their faces!
"Shit dun popped off, as us DMs like to say."
Jumpix LeCay 😂
I love how D&D shows just how bad you truly are at mathematics.
"I'm terrible at nature." - Merle Highchurch
"She thinks my tractor’s sexy and I think I’m no longer welcome here"
Why did this joke fall flat on its face?
Silly, I haven't made it yet!
...
Oh, darn. It tripped.
If the earth was round wouldn't the joke fall like this
/^\
And not like this
_ _ _
Josiah Klein vb
1:04:00 "You've solved my jelly puzzle!" for those looking for it like me
"Was your puzzle to just kill the jellies?"
I died...
This has become the equivalent of my bedtime story now. I was listening to it last night and fell asleep half way through. It's just so relaxing to listen to.
Loved the "Born to Be Wild" montage that begins shortly after 14:18 , lol.
28:56 Griffin's Taako impression gives me life
I love how quick everyone is on their feet. Very good improv!
*Minecraft slime sound*
Aaron Wright your profile picture is just ..., perfection
his fucking magical Christmas shoes
"We just wait and see what's coming"
I love the word choice 😂
DID THEY EVER DELIVER THE PROVISIONS TO FANDOLIN
how do they even
make the 'sploog' noise like halfway through because im slightly concerned
Emilia Wenthold I'm pretty sure he slurps water? I'm not really sure
Emilia Wenthold After his attempt when he was trying to make the sploog sound effect you can hear his teeth or his hand tap a glass cup, which I would assume contains water.
foley
"How big is the splooge wet spot?" "That's the worst sentence I've ever heard you say out loud."
"Spiders are pretty small"
*cue personal flashbacks to facing giant spiders*
Pfft spiders are small.. totally harm... less... *stares at The Hobbit DVD*
And Return of the King w/Shelob
And eight legged freaks
I've got a fix for that, and his is Lucus.
"That must be jam, cuz' jelly don't shake like that".
Why does their dad sound like ben10's uncle?
Cuz he is
Justin sounds so tired yep this guy definitely just had a baby
This should be called CONSTITUTION SAVING THROW
RIP Anthony Bourdain
I was laughing so hard yet also cried lowkey at that part
*di I bring a jaket*
Thinking back I feel like Merle should have passed most of his poison saving throws
is it weird that i know exactly what die theyre rolling by how loud it sounds when it hits the table?
Maxwell Smith what type of die is it
@@Kate-uj9rx I believe they mean how many sides the dice have.
That, my friend, is a true talent.
"Taako stools" 😂
“It must be jam ‘cause jelly don’t shake like that” 1:03:13
Phoenix this line gives me life
woah 50 more to go, welp, time to start playin skyrim while listening.
Awesome series!!
“Dad I’m gonna need you to make a constitution saving”
oh my god the EverQuest reference at @15:00 made my heart sing
Hells yeah my dood
You got THE new update
This is my first experience with DND and I love it
This is damn amazing.
"Is it possible we just wait and see what's coming?" DAD MCELROY COMING IN TO MURDER ME IN MY SLEEP
Magnus: "I wan't to kick the frozen one".
Are we going to get to see any TAZ animations :)??
yea
TheAurtherDent so many animations
Maybe
SO
MANY
"How big is the splooge wet spot?"
"That is the worst sentence I've ever heard you say."
That was the funniest exchange I've ever heard.
how big is the sploog wet spot
"Congratulations, you solved my jelly puzzle!"
poor clarg oh my goodness
I'm very sad that I'm only just now starting to watch TAZ, but my god, at 50:50, Griffin with the MUD references. "If you were to 'con' them, you would say that the one who just attacked Merle is probably a little closer to the ropes."
54:30
You're welcome lol
that “Son of a bitch!” was so genuine XD
NOOOOOOOO NUNDRO, psst check out his boots
My sister just came into my room, took like half of my manga books, her sketchbooks, and spilled my Prisma colors all over the floor.
Ryusaki -.- oh no the prisma colours
"She bites all of your hand off". A complete improv bit. But man....
Loafers of Leaping
i,, i love Merle so much
No SNL, but there is Craig’s List!
EQ reference....amazing stuff guys
Damn, Griff, that’s a lot of “no” :(
why is travis the literal definition of new boot goofin’
I fell asleep to this
"It would look really bad if i just fucking died" is still one of the funniest lines
Barry Fuckin Blue Jeans
*rolls 10*
Huh! Where's dem boots?
~30:38 if ya wanna skip the break v3v
Can someone please tell me where the "you threw my dog in the fire" scene is? Thats where I left off.
Last episode. I don't know the time though.
whats the outro music
Music is so rad, who wrote it??
DayofToast it's by Mort Garson
What's the opening song of the adventure zone?
Dash Dash Deja Vu, by Mort Garson!
Jammy Dodgem
I KNEW IT WAS MY BOI MORT
he did a beautiful album called plantasia that this theme reminded me so much of!
I'm sorry, the term you were looking for was SPUNKLUNKER
fdkdfskdfkjl i didn't realize this was lost mines of phandelver until i saw my boy gundren in the description (i listened to episode 1 a LONG time ago)
yo this show is gonna be big
Travis, Justin, Griffen got it
Susan crushbone castle
Maybe the real map is the friendship we made along the way
The Boots of Springheel Jak.
Skullduggery!
M.I. Wright Springheel Jack-Off Cave Boots
YASSSSS SKULLDUGGERY PLEASANT REFRENCE
I'm so proud of zem....
GREY FOX APPROVES
What happened to the wagon they hid in the brush by the dead horses?
It was unfound. They road it into town. I'm only 10mins in so far, so...
1:07:43 did Meril just make an Aerosmith reference?