Heihei's Dumbest/Funniest Moments - MOANA

Everybody, allow me to introduce Heihei. He is dumb. No other way to put it. In fact, the Disney Wiki page on Heihei says, and I quote, "To put it simply, Heihei is incredibly stupid." He really IS the dumbest character in Disney animation. He eats a rock three times the width of his neck (after which he throws it up and starts pecking at it again) and at one point swallows the Heart of Te Fiti! When he accidentally stows away on Moana's boat, he turns out to be of little help. Too dumb to live, too dumb to die. But somehow, "the chicken lives."
Funny thing is, his voice actor, Alan Tudyk (who also voices the villager who wants to eat Heihei), went to the Juilliard School in New York City, America's most well-known performing arts college; and yet, he ended up voicing a chicken. A brainless chicken. Lol!
Best quotes describing Heihei:
"I'm curious about that chicken eating the rock. He seems to lack the basic intelligence required for pretty much everything. Should we maybe just cook him?"
"Sometimes, our strengths lie beneath the surface. Far beneath, in some cases."
"When you use a bird to write with, it's called tweeting."
"Te Ka can't follow us into the water. We make it past the barrier islands, we make it to Te Fiti. None of which you understand, because you are a chicken."
"The chicken lives."