When you think about it, the Key from Set 1 fights that challenge to the death. Old Mumma Flyboy needs to get his head back in the game, the nation is behind him!
As a member of the down belows, Key's defense of Henry Hoover being English and Watto's lack of support showed a real apathy for the game that I found rather funny
Great that Horne went from giving less than zero shits in the tub to challenging everything for a quick W. I think the best thing about this game is you really just cannot predict what's coming next.
This seems like the logical next game after the absolute madness of last weeks lmao. I don’t mind Horne’s aggressive style and I don’t mind Key walking, but at the same time come on Key!! We want you to win the set!!
@@kcolloran yeah it might be a case of innocent until proven guilty - if Horne can’t prove that Henry the Hoover’s first language wasn’t English, the challenge doesn’t stand. Key shouldn’t walk on speculation. And also it’s very fun when he digs in because of his ridiculous arguments (Dolly the Sheep comes to mind)
@@JimmyDan1980 come on bro we’ve all fallen foul of it once or twice, but it’s no one’s fault but your own if you’re reading the comments before watching the video
I have to correct you there, Joe has not actually met Henry Hoover, they always seem to miss each other. So I find it hard to believe that Joe sings for him.
Unbelievable Tim walked on Henry Hoover, and underhanded play by Horne suggesting that its not Henry Hoover who appears in their show. Clearly he does, he is introduced and he speaks English. And in the first person. And is movingly played by Joe. "Force my nose in your dirty little carpet I couldn't give a toss it's quite cathartic"
They might be privy to secret knowledge that it's not the real Henry performing. You can see kids play Mary and Joseph in school activities and there's no suggestion the English is those characters first language
The problem is, as the caption stated, the actual device is not a Hoover, leaving Tim with the avenue of claiming that he was talking about the fictional character Henry Hoover. And a more apt parallel would be Brian from Life of Brian whose first language was effectively translated into English for the film. Leaving Alex with the argument that Joe's representation of Henry translated his first language of vacuum cleaner into English. The point is, Tim could have, and ordinarily would have argued it out far more than he did. And may still have lost. But isn't that what the game's all about?
"First Language =/= English". If Henry doesn't have a first language, I think he should fall outside the purview of the category, resulting in a walk from Horne. That said, another lovely game. Hoping Key wins this set.
I was thinking this - but if you take the inverse of the category as “only people whose first language is / was English” then it only includes People who have spoken & it was in English. If you can invert “No more people [whom] English [is] not their first language” in a way which includes people who haven’t yet spoken language then Key shouldn’t have walked, but I don’t think it inverts that way.
I agree. I think that he doesn't have a first language at all, and Key shouldn't walk here. But it's a reasonable challenge and after Key not walking in the past when he should have, this kind gesture has brought me back on side for rooting for him to win all remaining games in this set. Come On Tim, as they used to say at wimbledon..
@@monkeymad2 Fair point, I was basing my logic off the information from the 'walk' card, but I appreciate you writing what Watson wrote verbatim. Truthfully I think it could be interpreted in either direction and Watson should have clarified the rule to decide who walked, but it was honourable of Key to not attempt to challenge it.
@@monkeymad2 "Whose first language isn't English" implies two things, that you HAVE a first language, and that it isn't English. The inverse (per strict logic) would be "People who don't have a first language or they do, and it is English.". If Watto meant the first thing, he should've said "People who don't have English as a first language".
Disagree, if he doesn't have a first language, Then his first language is not English! no more people whos first language is not English surely means you can only play people whos first language is English. no language? then thats not English and key walks. boring walk tho, but he was in a rush i suppose
Amazon listing for "Childs T SHIRT : I LOVE HENRY - fun numatic vacuum cleaner hoover design for autistic child - boys girls kids tshirt in ages from 2-14 years (5-6 Years) " looks like the right thing. Also younger than Horne.
There is as much evidence for both of them speaking english if not more for Henry Hoover. Basically was a poor showing not to challenge Horne on it I think
UNbelievable! The Adventures of Henry Hoover is a kids' book series and he clearly speaks English to other hoovers AND people! These are licensed books and don't even have foreign translations! Key, sometimes you are too stubborn and can come across a little McEnroe, but this time, I know you just grew tired. This is beneath you, next time stand up - not just for those above the line nor for those of us below, but please stand up for the line itself. PS I am w*$%ing while I write this.
The wording was 'Whose first language isn't English', not 'Who hasn't got English as a first language'. Henry hoover clearly has no language, and thus is fine.
Ok, so if Horne wins the match - absolutely enormous if - what happens in the next match? Does the serve pass to Watto? Do we get exhibition matches against guest competitors? Will the rules be revised? Will Penelope Pitstop be invited for the opening game? Do the unicorn mugs get replaced by bicorn chalices? So many questions, so many questions....
Well, I've heard what you have had to say and I think those questions are rather profound. 1) This channel gets fuck-all views and is more of a desperate attempt by the boys to connect with others during the apocalypse; therefore 2) The NMJ audience is largely made up of nerds like us who have been watching since the first episode and find themselves heavily invested in the show. Those who reside below the line have clearly made some questionable life choices, but we like it down here and could probably work up enough support to make sure they keep it going.
I would argue Lokys 1st language is English, in that she understands and responds to words like "sit" "walkies" "treat" etc, but wouldn't respond if those words were said in, for example, Russian
Worth saying here that Horne doesn’t know the lyrics to his own song. I just pulled it up on, your friend and mine, RUclips and he definitely says “I’m a short little fat guy” etc.
Put off by Key’s “period fingers”! You seem to be unraveling boys. Pull yourselves together, pull up your job gloves and pull it out of the bag. Much love to BTL ⭐️❤️
I don't quite like that Key walked on that - my argument would be that a hoover doesn't have a first language, so it's first language can't be anything other than English
I've heard parts of what you've had to say, and liked it, but somehow Little Alex Horne (6'2'' by the way) can't get a proper internet connection even though he's worth over a million dollars. And that's where we are, where we are. Over.
Key should not have walked! The category was ’’no more people whose first language isn’t English’’. Henry Hoover has no first language, so the category doesn’t apply. If the category were ’’no more people whose cellphone isn’t an iPhone’’, you couldn’t argue it could apply to Abraham Lincoln. They played it as ’’no more people who don’t speak English as a first language’’. Get ya head in the game Key!
the category 'no more people whose first language is not english' implies that the person/hoover has a first language in the first place. key could have very quickly obliterated any and all argument by conceding that henry hoover's first language isn't english, because he doesn't have a first language (which therefore means he can't have a first language that isn't english), because he's a f*cking hoover. thank you.
@@bryanparry5661 : "Whose first language ISN'T English" - so what is Henry's first language if not English? (And there are books with "The Adventures of Henry Hoover" & "Henry and Hetty's Space Adventure" where Henry speak in English to the other characters)
I mean, double salutes all round but, there are dozens of t-shirts with Henry Hoover on. Lax googling should result in a penalty... perhaps some vinegar in their eyes.
Loads of William Wordsworth t shirts on Amazon !! Open goal, missed opportunity, shocking lax play from Horne & Key. Key walking for that is ridiculous.
BTL here, long time connoisseur of the game, big fan of the play by you three upstarts, but disappointed at Key's walk here. Horne had played a non-speaking baby just before, he's got no business with any of this "sounds" business. Not all sounds are languages, and languages are to communicate - something which your friend and mine, Mr H.T. Hoover, does not do. The category was no more people where their first language isn't English. Henry, capable as he is and a fine man in many respects, hasn't got a first language yet, he either can not or will not communicate with us, so you cannot categorically say his first language isn't English.
Henry Hoover speaks English, or Henry Hoover doesn't speak. "Vrrrooooom" is not a language, it is simply the noise it makes, like an engine, a blowdryer, or a frying pan.
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Buckinghamshire Broadband is the fourth man in this game. Comedic timing, suspense, distraction, danger. Buckie is almost my favourite character.
With a shoutout to Solent signal
And what's Buckie's first language?
More like Fuckinghamshire Fraud-band
@@martinmaguire-music6692 whatever it is it's full of confusing pauses and silent letters.
No Tintin's dog
Are we all waiting for the inevitable Waston or Horne play Tim Key as a category and he gets them on job gloves
"well I've heard what you..." "no we haven't said anything yet" perfect
When you think about it, the Key from Set 1 fights that challenge to the death.
Old Mumma Flyboy needs to get his head back in the game, the nation is behind him!
He’s gotten out of fiddlier situations before as well, to be fair.
My question is: What's the first language listed in the multilingual instructions that come with Henry Hoover?
As a member of the down belows, Key's defense of Henry Hoover being English and Watto's lack of support showed a real apathy for the game that I found rather funny
Literal job gloves are really exciting to see
Great that Horne went from giving less than zero shits in the tub to challenging everything for a quick W. I think the best thing about this game is you really just cannot predict what's coming next.
He was charging up in that tub
10 seconds and I've found two Henry Hoover t-shirts on Amazon. Truly tragic.
This seems like the logical next game after the absolute madness of last weeks lmao. I don’t mind Horne’s aggressive style and I don’t mind Key walking, but at the same time come on Key!! We want you to win the set!!
Key walking on that when he didn't walk in the early games of the set is ridiculous. I think Henry the Hoover's first language has to be English.
@@kcolloran yeah it might be a case of innocent until proven guilty - if Horne can’t prove that Henry the Hoover’s first language wasn’t English, the challenge doesn’t stand. Key shouldn’t walk on speculation. And also it’s very fun when he digs in because of his ridiculous arguments (Dolly the Sheep comes to mind)
Cheers for the spoiler as soon as I opened the video....
@@JimmyDan1980 come on bro we’ve all fallen foul of it once or twice, but it’s no one’s fault but your own if you’re reading the comments before watching the video
That was a bad challenge. Vacuum cleaner doesn't speak a language
Horne conveniently misremembering the lyrics to his own band's song there... Joe definitely sings Henry Hoover in first person!
I have to correct you there, Joe has not actually met Henry Hoover, they always seem to miss each other. So I find it hard to believe that Joe sings for him.
@@TastyToast1 Can you meet a hoover, or is it just horses that are unmeetable ?
@@bearhustleryou can't meet any animals. Just people, aliens, and birds.
Unbelievable Tim walked on Henry Hoover, and underhanded play by Horne suggesting that its not Henry Hoover who appears in their show. Clearly he does, he is introduced and he speaks English. And in the first person. And is movingly played by Joe.
"Force my nose in your dirty little carpet
I couldn't give a toss it's quite cathartic"
They might be privy to secret knowledge that it's not the real Henry performing. You can see kids play Mary and Joseph in school activities and there's no suggestion the English is those characters first language
The problem is, as the caption stated, the actual device is not a Hoover, leaving Tim with the avenue of claiming that he was talking about the fictional character Henry Hoover.
And a more apt parallel would be Brian from Life of Brian whose first language was effectively translated into English for the film. Leaving Alex with the argument that Joe's representation of Henry translated his first language of vacuum cleaner into English.
The point is, Tim could have, and ordinarily would have argued it out far more than he did. And may still have lost. But isn't that what the game's all about?
@@hanac5286 I don't think Alex was ever going to lay claim to inventing the fictional character Henry Hoover as a spoof of Henry the vacuum cleaner.
Absolutely. We all know Joe is the real brains behind the Horne Section.
By Penelope’s white boots, that was a quick game! I stepped away for a moment to refill my parrot and it was over!
I don’t want Horne to win this set. I don’t want the match to be over!
Henry never understands me when I chastise him for getting stuck behind the door. Unless he’s doing it to spite me he never gets the message.
When Henry finally speaks, what a day that will be (I bet he speaks Esperanto)
Henrio la Polvosuĉisto!
Bonvoro alsendi la pordiston, lausajne estas rano en mia bideo!
Really gay
@@franksimon8375 Vere gaja
He does come from Somerset, so English might be his first language when he eventually speaks.
OMG Wattos matching wallpaper and cushions
Unfaltering dedication to idoneapoopoo by Horne at the start there
Respect to Horne for this bit. Enjoy it every single time
This increasingly feels like a share mid-life crises. Which honestly is very relatable... ;-p
Norwegian Blue, lovely plumage.
I'm surprised they didn't play the Henry Hoover song at the end credits.
"First Language =/= English". If Henry doesn't have a first language, I think he should fall outside the purview of the category, resulting in a walk from Horne.
That said, another lovely game. Hoping Key wins this set.
I was thinking this - but if you take the inverse of the category as “only people whose first language is / was English” then it only includes People who have spoken & it was in English.
If you can invert “No more people [whom] English [is] not their first language” in a way which includes people who haven’t yet spoken language then Key shouldn’t have walked, but I don’t think it inverts that way.
I agree. I think that he doesn't have a first language at all, and Key shouldn't walk here.
But it's a reasonable challenge and after Key not walking in the past when he should have, this kind gesture has brought me back on side for rooting for him to win all remaining games in this set. Come On Tim, as they used to say at wimbledon..
@@monkeymad2 Fair point, I was basing my logic off the information from the 'walk' card, but I appreciate you writing what Watson wrote verbatim. Truthfully I think it could be interpreted in either direction and Watson should have clarified the rule to decide who walked, but it was honourable of Key to not attempt to challenge it.
@@monkeymad2 "Whose first language isn't English" implies two things, that you HAVE a first language, and that it isn't English. The inverse (per strict logic) would be "People who don't have a first language or they do, and it is English.". If Watto meant the first thing, he should've said "People who don't have English as a first language".
Disagree,
if he doesn't have a first language, Then his first language is not English!
no more people whos first language is not English surely means you can only play people whos first language is English. no language? then thats not English and key walks.
boring walk tho, but he was in a rush i suppose
Amazon listing for "Childs T SHIRT : I LOVE HENRY - fun numatic vacuum cleaner hoover design for autistic child - boys girls kids tshirt in ages from 2-14 years (5-6 Years)
" looks like the right thing.
Also younger than Horne.
And I'm here sort of hoping the Hoover argument would turn into something similar to Hulk Hogan-gate
It sort of did in a way-everyone’s turned against Alex!
Odds on Horne wearing the Herbert Hoover t-shirt in the next round? I wouldn't mind it.
Incredible stuff to see The Horne Section come back to bite Horne here
Liking the more mercurial feel of the game in recent episodes, i really hope key still wins the set, i guess we’ll see.
With peace and love this is too short! I'd like a 24-hour episode please and thank you.
*Sings* Does a hoover have a voice?
I hope Horne has another break down this week.
I absolutely ADORE you guys ❤️
Horne would have a better argument about first languages if he hadn't played a literal non verbal baby moments before
He's over a year old, it would be unusual for him to still be entirely nonverbal.
Is he learning language from his Dad? In which case he's blowing raspberries and whinnying like a horse and will be til he's packed off to prep.
@@benflint4207 Do *you* think Boris is spending quality time with one of his children?
@WomanChild that had crossed my mind but don't no one likes RUclips comment essays.
There is as much evidence for both of them speaking english if not more for Henry Hoover. Basically was a poor showing not to challenge Horne on it I think
UNbelievable! The Adventures of Henry Hoover is a kids' book series and he clearly speaks English to other hoovers AND people! These are licensed books and don't even have foreign translations! Key, sometimes you are too stubborn and can come across a little McEnroe, but this time, I know you just grew tired. This is beneath you, next time stand up - not just for those above the line nor for those of us below, but please stand up for the line itself. PS I am w*$%ing while I write this.
"the bath problem" I love it
This was like ye olde Jockeys of Set 1, didn't mind it though tbf :)
I love Academic Festival Overture... and you guys
The wording was 'Whose first language isn't English', not 'Who hasn't got English as a first language'. Henry hoover clearly has no language, and thus is fine.
❤️ordering a Herbert Hoover t shirt!
Ok, so if Horne wins the match - absolutely enormous if - what happens in the next match? Does the serve pass to Watto? Do we get exhibition matches against guest competitors? Will the rules be revised? Will Penelope Pitstop be invited for the opening game? Do the unicorn mugs get replaced by bicorn chalices? So many questions, so many questions....
Well, I've heard what you have had to say and I think those questions are rather profound. 1) This channel gets fuck-all views and is more of a desperate attempt by the boys to connect with others during the apocalypse; therefore 2) The NMJ audience is largely made up of nerds like us who have been watching since the first episode and find themselves heavily invested in the show.
Those who reside below the line have clearly made some questionable life choices, but we like it down here and could probably work up enough support to make sure they keep it going.
Last week's was always going to be a big show to follow...
I would argue Lokys 1st language is English, in that she understands and responds to words like "sit" "walkies" "treat" etc, but wouldn't respond if those words were said in, for example, Russian
Happy about Horne's determination and win there! And great to see an honourable walk from Key for once!
That was piss poor No More Jockeys! Superb stuff!
A hoover clearly doesn't have a first language, so any category that refers to the first language cannot be violated here.
Worth saying here that Horne doesn’t know the lyrics to his own song. I just pulled it up on, your friend and mine, RUclips and he definitely says “I’m a short little fat guy” etc.
Horne not doing much for The Horne Section merch sales. Sadly I own a Horne Section Henry Hoover T-shirt.
Those first 5 minutes made my brain hurt.
He was filming something that was set in a period? And that's why his fingers are dirty?!
Maybe he's playing a gardener or mechanic in war time?
Belated welcome to The Solent, Key. Hope you had a good time and didn’t stay in the Premier Inn that rents out rooms by the hour.
Surely 'Vvvvvmmmmmm' is a noise not a language? I hope my hoover hasn't been trying to communicate with me all these years.
I have a Henry Hoover tattoo thanks to Joe and the Horne Section!
Now order the Herbert Hoover T-shirt, and post a photo with both.
Reddit r/NoMoreJockeys would be happy I imagine.
The mechanical sound of a Hoover sucking is not language.
Put off by Key’s “period fingers”! You seem to be unraveling boys. Pull yourselves together, pull up your job gloves and pull it out of the bag. Much love to BTL ⭐️❤️
Another great sentence. Such poetry.
just a little nmj to take the edge off
The great bathtub come down game
A slobber knocker of a walk if ever there was one 😵
Incredible that horne’s bottle blow was in key tbh
Horne is the Sergio Ramos of NMJ
Happy Friday at 9am everyone
Its 130 pm here.
9:11 here
I think we are still waiting to discover Henry the Hoover’s first language.
So glad to hear Watto NOT pulling on his hair ❣️❣️
Phoned in… in so many ways
It’s a case of literal job gloves, if you think about it
I don't quite like that Key walked on that - my argument would be that a hoover doesn't have a first language, so it's first language can't be anything other than English
One of the strangest games ever. Key looked very tired...
one of the stranger NMJ games, I suppose it makes sense after the chaos of last week. An episode for the connoisseurs, perhaps.
Have you got Buckinghamshire tiiIIiiiiIIImmmMMMeeEeEe?
Horne, use some of that Taskmaster cash to get better broadband!
Could be argued that Henry Hoover is younger than Horne so Key still should have been out despite the Horne Section song issue
I've heard parts of what you've had to say, and liked it, but somehow Little Alex Horne (6'2'' by the way) can't get a proper internet connection even though he's worth over a million dollars. And that's where we are, where we are. Over.
If something doesn't speak, like a hoover, then it can't be said to have a language therefore no first language.
If he's never spoken to date, then how could English be his first language?
If he's never spoken to date, then how could any other language be his first language?
Key was robbed.
your friend and mine........
When you think about it, this week was always going to be a disappointment after last week. And I, for one, don’t mind it at all.
Wow, after the Lord Mayor's show...
A hoover doesn’t have a language, but surely the category doesn’t apply in that case - so key would be good to play on
Key should not have walked! The category was ’’no more people whose first language isn’t English’’. Henry Hoover has no first language, so the category doesn’t apply. If the category were ’’no more people whose cellphone isn’t an iPhone’’, you couldn’t argue it could apply to Abraham Lincoln. They played it as ’’no more people who don’t speak English as a first language’’. Get ya head in the game Key!
Lightning game here
the category 'no more people whose first language is not english' implies that the person/hoover has a first language in the first place. key could have very quickly obliterated any and all argument by conceding that henry hoover's first language isn't english, because he doesn't have a first language (which therefore means he can't have a first language that isn't english), because he's a f*cking hoover. thank you.
3:07 - job gloves 👌🏼
Don't make fun of Keith Gillespie he was Northern Ireland's George Best
How dare Tim Key say we piss on the poor
Key walking for that is a travesty
I live in fear of Horne winning this set and with it the match, and NMJ ending. :(
If you don’t enter a race you can’t place. Therefore Henry is without language, so can’t have a first language. I demand a recount
If you can’t have a first language, then your first language isn’t English.
@@bryanparry5661 : "Whose first language ISN'T English" - so what is Henry's first language if not English?
(And there are books with "The Adventures of Henry Hoover" & "Henry and Hetty's Space Adventure" where Henry speak in English to the other characters)
still no john bishop? come onnnn give us the bish.
I mean, double salutes all round but, there are dozens of t-shirts with Henry Hoover on. Lax googling should result in a penalty... perhaps some vinegar in their eyes.
Loads of William Wordsworth t shirts on Amazon !! Open goal, missed opportunity, shocking lax play from Horne & Key. Key walking for that is ridiculous.
well im glad everyone is back to their own houses 🧐
I’ve heard what we have to say and an homemade meatball man having a matching pillow and wallpaper and a job glove man… if you think about it…
Great eBayer 10/10
BTL here, long time connoisseur of the game, big fan of the play by you three upstarts, but disappointed at Key's walk here. Horne had played a non-speaking baby just before, he's got no business with any of this "sounds" business. Not all sounds are languages, and languages are to communicate - something which your friend and mine, Mr H.T. Hoover, does not do. The category was no more people where their first language isn't English. Henry, capable as he is and a fine man in many respects, hasn't got a first language yet, he either can not or will not communicate with us, so you cannot categorically say his first language isn't English.
However, and I will die on this hill, there is also a tshirt on Amazon featuring Henry Hoover. The walk is legit.
Henry Hoover is younger than Horne.
Key was robbed.
No new episode today?
Ahrggh my Friday is ruined
it was uploaded, but then privated. maybe an editing issue or something needed to be changed. it'll probably be reuploaded in a short while.
Vrrrooooom is not a language, Key was robbed when you think about it.
Henry Hoover speaks English, or Henry Hoover doesn't speak. "Vrrrooooom" is not a language, it is simply the noise it makes, like an engine, a blowdryer, or a frying pan.
I think Henry Hoover would be a better president than some. Imagine his face on Mount Rushmore! But a Roomba would get more done.
Key looking a little pasty, is he playing a TB sufferer in this dirty nails period drama?
Short but sweet.
The Witchfinder, do we imagine? He looks very tired here.
I'm commenting about the BTL community here because I mean, some of these comments are pure comedy gold, and I respect that.
Anyone else feel like they could do a floorplan of the Horne residence?