Can you imagine the person delivering this showing up and only seeing six grown adults standing thing and being like 'where's the party?' And like nervously laughing and then mark is like: 'we are the party.' In like a creepy voice.
+bts anime trash Basically, his body can't decompose the alcohol correctly, the alcohol- isn't naturally processed and removed from the body. Mostly comes from his Korean genes I believe. Now I'm going to stop before I start squaking like a parrot!!
Its a Bot! Its not going to feel Guilt or offend. Dont even respond to it! When i saw Markimoo name i went! Aaaaaaahhhhhhh! Then i realised it was a bot.
A little update 5 years later: He can drink small amounts of alcohol (I believe he said about a glass on Unus Annus), but he can't drink excessively anymore (like he used to in drunk Minecraft).
Challenge: *actually starts* Mark: *flungs himself face first into the first obstacle* me: *hand through my forehead after facepalming* _"WHY DO YOU MAKE ME SUFFER LIKE THIS"_
"Our time is timed then that time will be added to our teams time and the team time between the two teams is gonna be compared between the team time between the teams." - *APPLAUSE*
Once, in my school, we all had to wear drunk goggles for a class and find a pen that was dropped on the ground. I volunteered cus I was bored. And I did eventually find the pen, after all my class helping me, (my old school had a lot of really kind people) after, however, I felt really sick. Turns out. I had kinda crappy eye sight. Then, I put on the goggles, it made my sight worse, and I also found out that the goggles make people extremely sick if worn to long. The people who brought them in knew this, the school did not. My school was awesome - and so were the company. The company thought that if a kid wore the goggles for the minimum recommended time for an adult before they get sick, it would be the same and we wouldn't get sick. Three students were off for a few days in my class.
Oh jeez, I used them in my elementary class for learning about drugs and stuffs. We tried shooting baskets and walking straight, pretty difficult. I do remember feeling a bit lightheaded after using them too
@@hangryhufflepuff9530 Eh, my school back then was SO much better than the school I moved to a year later - if you want an irresponsible school, try the one who took a group of 11 year olds to London, never checked in when one girl screamed in pure fear (literally a bloodcurdling scream), didn't care when some drunk old guy was slamming on my door full force that night, and almost left without me because I told them I left something in my room, Literally, they told me to go grab it, I came back and the elevator doors were closing.
@@ASteadyForce Back in primary school, we sometimes had people come in to teach us about different things, like the lady who brought in an ostrich egg in the other school I went too, It was one of those things
+KiwiBerry-chan I have to say, that moment when he finished the row at 1:44, his shirt was opened so I literally had my face attached to the monitor too see abs. Is that wrong, or normal fanlove?
I get so sad thinking about how screwed up RUclips is these days and watching Mark is always so refreshing because he's the only one who hasn't changed. Thank you Mark.
"And our time is timed and then added to our teams time and then the team time between to two teams is gonna be compared between the team time between games" .got it cool. The ultimate tongue twister by Markiplier 2016
+Jinig Olgenson Me too, apparently. Your original comment was posted 27 minutes ago, while your answer to +Fabulous Potato was posted 31 minutes ago. THIS IS MADNESSS
This is the same model bouncy castle that my old town would rent for the 4th of July. I think they still did last year before COVID-19 happened. So much nostalgia from this lol. You would race your friend or a random kid each time since there is two routes. This was so random of me to comment lol
Water Balloons are a fifty-fifty shot at fun times or pure fucking pain. A small balloon just filled with water being chucked at you, with a 50-50 shot at it breaking or not.
Um actually I had commented this on the day it was published and I saw that they had re-commented it so I decided to re-comment my own comment that someone else had re-commented :)
Did anyone else get extremely worried when they saw "drunk" in the title?
+Fangirl Armada lol yep
Omg yes I had a heart attack
yeah. with his alcohol problem and all.
Yes I was like "Mark, babe, please don't" 😩
Yeah..
im glad i spent 8 minutes of my life watching grown men turn into dolphins
Same.
FUCKING BEAUTY SUTCH BEAUTY
dolphins have sex with their parents to practice having sex
ill just leave that fact here
+Subal Andruszko that's a myth. Not even wiki states what you said
+Subal Andruszko Well, at least they don't feed their children by vomiting in their mouths
Who else read the title and said "but Mark you'll die"
+Candy Hearts Me
my first thought 😂
.
*raises hand* Me!!!
Lol
When the video said 'drunk' I literally thought they were going to be drunk.
yeeaahh...that's clickbait for ya
Exactly!😆
Yea... I'm dumb...
Mark’s body can’t properly process alcohol. Last time he did, he had a literal heart attack. Little FYI
@@lovingwomenhours2187 this is RUclips not people getting drunk and kids watch this don't say that
Can you imagine the person delivering this showing up and only seeing six grown adults standing thing and being like 'where's the party?' And like nervously laughing and then mark is like: 'we are the party.' In like a creepy voice.
I'm going to sub to you for that comment XD
No
+JOn Harper that's great
+Misa Mosa please do 💕
uh yeesh
Ryan: My pants are falling
Mark: It's ok
Ooooolaalaa
FANFICTION IS COMING!!!!!!
Here come the Rark fanfic.
+Jonathan B ;D
how bizzare...
I was SOOOOOO confused when I read the title. I was like "MARK DON'T, YOU'RE GONNA DIE"
Omg same I got so scared
+Austin Baker that's cool
bruh same here
me too lmao
IKRRR
I thought they actually were drinking and I was like MARK NO DONT DIE
5:32 And Thus, Ryan Was Born.
Alol
LOL!
Lel
Why did you use caps on every freakin word?!
+MissNewberry! LEAVE PEOPLE THE FUCK ALONE
I was worried he was actually going to be drinking
why?
+bts anime trash he talked about having a mini heart attack, and how if he ever drinks again it could kill him
+bts anime trash Basically, his body can't decompose the alcohol correctly, the alcohol- isn't naturally processed and removed from the body. Mostly comes from his Korean genes I believe.
Now I'm going to stop before I start squaking like a parrot!!
Why?
The parrot thing? Or the Mark Alcohol situation?
At first when he said "drunken challenge" I'm like:" markimoo you can't drink alcohol"!!!!
Bird_ Lord same!
I saw the video name and said that.
He is over 21
@@Snuggletail he is alergic
Barbora Petrekova that must suck because he must always be the designated driver 😂(Aka the babysitter😂😂😂)
Mark's thumbnail looks like a cross between Mario and Spider-Man xD 🎈🎈🎈
ikr
I know!
i see the spiderman
+Tum Tum Gaming same
That was exactly what i thought!😱❤
OMG who else wants a birthday party like this with Mark!
+Suzy Lu YES!
Then rent a bouncy house.
+Blue Sheep Maybe I will :P
Are we not gonna talk about how great mark looks in a flannel wttffff
No and we wouldn't
+W.D Gaster dude chill
LUCKY FLANNELLLLLLL
Sarah Dun AHH UR RITE
LUCKY FLANNEL BABY
LUCKY FLANNEL UP IN DA BIZ'NITCH
Has there been an episode where Ryan doesn't lose his shorts?
+Zithrandmir NoPe
+Zithrandmir
yeah, probably on a nude-beach which would make it ironic :P
lol...
Nope.
+MarkipIier leave bish
imagine wearing drunk goggles... while drunk
Mr. Squig *SUPER DRUNK*
Mr. Squig lol
I thought about that when the vid started
Mr. Squig oh..........dear...........GOD
Double negative so it's normal
Ya know..... This is why grown men shouldn't play on bouncy castles... XD
Jennifer Roberts Actually, this is why they SHOULD 😂👏
Jennifer Roberts lol
Jennifer Roberts ikr XD
Because it's too much fun
i mean people are free to do what they want..
"That was so much harder now that its wet" - Bryan 2016
Ahahahahahahhhhhhh!
+MarkipIier can you fuck off? you dont even have the 100k subs thing at the end of your username or name labelled
Its a Bot! Its not going to feel Guilt or offend. Dont even respond to it! When i saw Markimoo name i went! Aaaaaaahhhhhhh! Then i realised it was a bot.
+MarkipIier really man?
Fun reminder to those who thought they'd actually drink, Mark can't and shouldn't drink for health reasons. 😉
Cristal Barreto oh
Oh ya I forgot it makes him sick the same for my sister to
Cassidy Cisco to sum it up, his body can't process alcohol like other people....
Creeper Hunter have you ever heard of sarcasm? They said 'YAAY' sarcastically.
A little update 5 years later: He can drink small amounts of alcohol (I believe he said about a glass on Unus Annus), but he can't drink excessively anymore (like he used to in drunk Minecraft).
At 2:07 did anyone else hear Brian say "oh sh**"? Or is it just me
ShaiAnn Lowe he did
CluckMcChick Animals Oh.. i didnt think he swore. 😨
ShaiAnn Lowe you're opinion my opinion
CluckMcChick Animals No.. I believe you. I was just surprised. I wasn't being insulting if that's what you thought.
He said it
where'd my sock go!? XD the way he said that made me loose it
Same...
+Emily Gosnell ]
4:50
omg xD
SAME
What did you loose
+Emily Gosnell definitely my new senior quote
first thought before seen descrption: "MARK, UR NOT SUPPOSED TO DRINK BEER, WE TALKED ABOUT THIS".
now im like "oh....
k
SAME
SAME OML
71ضققع
Yea me too
Challenge: *actually starts*
Mark: *flungs himself face first into the first obstacle*
me: *hand through my forehead after facepalming* _"WHY DO YOU MAKE ME SUFFER LIKE THIS"_
lmao
Me xD
XD
Flungs, lol never heard that word before
+Brad Hansel like jumppping
I was concerned for a sec thinking “wait, I thought mark couldn’t have alcohol”
"Our time is timed then that time will be added to our teams time and the team time between the two teams is gonna be compared between the team time between the teams." - *APPLAUSE*
I was about to say MARK YOU CAN'T DRINK!
IKT
+Olivia Waters ikr
Why not? He is an adult.
+Kyle Smith It's for health reasons.
+Kyle Smith He has a condition that can kill him if he drinks too much.
I tapped on this video as soon as I saw the words "Drunk" and "Bouncy house" in the same sentence
ikr!
Especially bouncy house.
+Rooster Dude04 not really. They had drunk goggles on and were in a bounce house. Mark can't drink because of a medical condition
I saw drunk, and I was like"no, mark, you're gonna die!"
+mr_enderman77 same
Once, in my school, we all had to wear drunk goggles for a class and find a pen that was dropped on the ground.
I volunteered cus I was bored.
And I did eventually find the pen, after all my class helping me, (my old school had a lot of really kind people) after, however, I felt really sick.
Turns out.
I had kinda crappy eye sight.
Then, I put on the goggles, it made my sight worse, and I also found out that the goggles make people extremely sick if worn to long.
The people who brought them in knew this, the school did not.
My school was awesome - and so were the company.
The company thought that if a kid wore the goggles for the minimum recommended time for an adult before they get sick, it would be the same and we wouldn't get sick.
Three students were off for a few days in my class.
Dang, that's an irresponsible school
For what class was that a beneficial exercise?
Oh jeez, I used them in my elementary class for learning about drugs and stuffs. We tried shooting baskets and walking straight, pretty difficult. I do remember feeling a bit lightheaded after using them too
@@hangryhufflepuff9530 Eh, my school back then was SO much better than the school I moved to a year later - if you want an irresponsible school, try the one who took a group of 11 year olds to London, never checked in when one girl screamed in pure fear (literally a bloodcurdling scream), didn't care when some drunk old guy was slamming on my door full force that night, and almost left without me because I told them I left something in my room,
Literally, they told me to go grab it, I came back and the elevator doors were closing.
@@ASteadyForce Back in primary school, we sometimes had people come in to teach us about different things, like the lady who brought in an ostrich egg in the other school I went too,
It was one of those things
marks words of wisdom "go through the hole!"
lmao
Matthias's words of wisdom:
Matt, make your way to the butthole!
+Classy Gamer LOL
Wow this is more like it. Doing a challenge with out drinking alcohol and getting severely drunk.
ikr
I think drunk glasses are really expensive though but it is a better idea than getting drunk
+Kiara Decker - $80 apparently... not hugely expensive but more than I expected..
Hospital bills are more expensive though.
well yeah mark doesnt wanna die so... lol
Anyone else just laughing at the thumbnail?
yep, :D
+MarkipIier YOU'RE NOT MARKIMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, OOO, OO, O.... o3o
+MarkipIier reported 👍
+McK K hi
+StygianTraveler141 Hi
Did anyone notice that Mark flipped off everyone when he was holding the ball in the beginning?😂
Adam Trace what?
It was his pointer finger
Adam Trace That was his pointer finger... also... he was holding a water balloon
Adam Trace HE DIDN'T
Adam Trace XD LOL I saw it
Now try the ninja warrior course with drunk goggles.
One cannot simply order an Ninja Warrior course.
+NinjaOreo__
Lol
+Ava M hi
his pants fell off
same!
I saw the word "drunk" and i was like MARK NOOOO DONT DO IT
American Ninja Warrior: Drunk Bouncy House Edition
I would love to see drunk ninja warrior
because ♪"This is Ameericaa, Land of the free, everyone will aim hiiigher, Americaa......"♪
+Marc Cannon me too
+Unknown Person Woah, who are you?
+KiwiBerry-chan I have to say, that moment when he finished the row at 1:44, his shirt was opened so I literally had my face attached to the monitor too see abs. Is that wrong, or normal fanlove?
These challenges with Team Edge are what introduced me to their channel and I’ve been watching them ever since. I love all these goofballs.
did anyone else besides me think that mark was wearing a spider man costume in the thumbnail? lol
yeh lol
Omg I thought I was the only one ^_^
me
Meeeeeee
+Brayden Games wait he wasn't?
I nominate Mark to be the next James Bond.
SAAAME
If he was in a movie, I don't think I could make it without laughing, knowing it was Mark.
+Mac Henshall Yeah Totally He Botched The Start Next Agent 007!
OMG YASS
This was 7 minutes of drunk men being smacked with slippery things filled with liquid
+LogoutGames _ ok
Well, when you put it THAT way...
+LogoutGames _ Yeah.. Um, I guess that's not *incorrect*.
there was more on Matt and Amanda Amanda Faye or matthias channel
(Insert Lenny face here)
3:28 sounded like the Minecraft hurt sound for some reason. That water balloon though XD (Poor Markimoo...)
Just imagine if Mark was actually facing the wrong way in the begining.
The Gavinator Then It Really Shows Being Drunk. As If Your That Drunk Then That COULD Happen
Mark looks SO good in the outfit.
ikr
As always.
he looks like spiderman in the thumbnail.
+Vivi Drome omg I thought that too XD
+Jy3di it's a bot, not a human.
Rented a bouncy castle. CAUSED WE CAN!
Caused?
+Hearica Why did I do this? *whisper* because I can...
+Annoeth sorry but I can't whisper through text
I can't type for shit XD
Sorry i accidentally pressed "report to spam"
at my school there was a traffic safety day, and we all needed to do a course in those drunk goggles, it makes you see rainbow😂 i was in holo heavan😍🌈
Homo heaven*
-sorry i cant tell if im the one making the joke or if i just seem like a jerk for correcting your joke but i hope im the first one-
Holo!!
@@kurlyfryz humour *accepted*
Ive worn them too, i was confused and concerned. We all looked like we were actually going through hangover after we were done
when Brian went mark completely hit him hard
Mark's head: "REVENGE AT LAST!"
Did anyone sit here think "I wonder when one of them is gonna fall off the bouncy castle". Cause I sure did
who needs pants with LEGS LIKE THESE? ;=)
fail
+OneDoomedAngelo same fam
+OneDoomedAngelo have u been hanging around mettatton ex!?
+Intergalactic Anxiety Princess That was amazing. Speed might be key, but it'll cost you some pants
+TrebledUnicorn We went through an obstacle course in PE and our team won and half the people's shorts fell down while going through. Good times.
When I saw the title I was hella confused bc mark can’t drink but then the drunk goggles appeared
Does anybody realize Matthias had the most balloons popped on him? xD
+Miriam Turkynak love the name :D
No I did not
when I read the title I was like "MARK YOU CAN'T DRINK!!" then I was like "ohhhh ok there goggles"
Ikr
they're**
ikr
same
me too
I think the camera man was drunk
I did a obsticale course like this and I got a big bruise on my forehead how I got it from a bouncy castle I will never know
MeepQueen same
That comment is so confusing to read as a dyslexic person but after a bit I now understand
Hey meepqueen do you play roblox?
MeepQueen .-. Just cause something is bouncy doesn't mean it doesn't hurt Use some common sense
You punched/kicked yourself
Always win the flannel shirts that match you're hair Mark
...*your
+The Generalissimo autocorrect
+Rejected_ __Sam lucky flannel!
Daddy Iplier ī
Daddy Iplier f
Do a drunk volleyball a challenge that would be funny
Jenna Muhammad that so would
Jenna Muhammad drunk dodge ball
Jenna Muhammad yes he should
Jenna Muhammad he shuld but with team edge and tyler and eathen
i think a drunk doge ball challenge...and yes..i said doge ball...dunnn dunnn dunnn
This is the ninja warrior on a whole new level
Team code names:
Mark = Commander Matt = Commander
Matt = Scout Ryan=Scout
Ryan = Tank J-Fred = Tank
PknmTrainerWantsToBattle 22 yeah
*BONK*
PknmTrainerWantsToBattle 22 z
Jesse Roach *SCOUT IS SPY*
PknmTrainerWantsToBattle 22 I
3:04 Women in the house are wondering what the fuck the youngsters are up again.
+Die Finsternis those are their wives....
Alaia Aguero So, since they are their wives I shouldn't consider them women or what is your point?
+Die Finsternis who knows
+Die Finsternis *Facepalm*
+Die Finsternis you did call them youngsters, and if they have wives they're technically not that young.
I'm not old enough to drink bit I can do that I've worn those before it's sooooo cool and weird at the same time
the demigod child
What did ur parents do 2 ur room????????????????
Darkiplier Markiplier well I was at school and they had to take my book back to the library so they trashed it 😒
the demigod child ya me to
the demigod child lkjjb
the demigod child WHAT DID IT LOOK LIKE
I love how Luna will be able to look back at this and see what her dad did for a living.
I challange you to go in blindfolded and add soap to the bouncy house.
Omg yaaaaaaassssss
that would be the bouncy castke of death
MARK IF U SEE THIS U MUST DO IT
nice...👌
My thoughts when I saw the title=Mark.............why
My thoughts when I saw the title=Mark............yes
+Claire From Capital dude mark can not get drunk. he will die. you want him to die?
+Absalmovie22 why can't he get drunk
Why would he die?
Rio Dante because his body can't process it he said it on one of his videos
4:51 Every kid that's ever been in one of these things before
I came here after watching Unnus Annus video where he goes through a MARINE COURSE. this is fun
'Bounce house' and 'drunk' make an awesome combination xD
This is so going to happen at the next party I throw!....
lol
These bots are the new cancer of youtube.
+Karl Bangemann but dont reply to it everybody it will multiply
SOMEONE MAKE A GIF OF MARK SAYING,"IT WAS HARD!" AND ADD IN JACK WITH A PERVY LOOK ON HIS FACE!!!!!!😂😂
LOL what time was that at 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
okay, I have a plan...we need to attract jack to LA...QUICK! SOMEONE BAKE CAKE AND COOKIES! SEPTIPLIER WILL HAPPEN! SHIP GONE CANNON! OMFG :D
Septiplier will never happen!!!
OMG YESSSSSS #septiplier
+Eberechukwu Ezennome 😥😢my dreams have been demolished 😰😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
0:34 I understand everything now
I get so sad thinking about how screwed up RUclips is these days and watching Mark is always so refreshing because he's the only one who hasn't changed. Thank you Mark.
I saw the word "drunk" in the title and I was like "Mark no"
I watched the video and I was like "Mark YES"
I love how it's Matt and Matt, Bryan and Ryan, but then there is just J-Fred and Mark😂
4:00 to 4:46 man Matthias had a aweful day at the beggining he kept saying ow and screaming😂😂.
quit talk’n bud.
-just checking on my old comments
Ryan went through that like a graceful baby panda.
"And our time is timed and then added to our teams time and then the team time between to two teams is gonna be compared between the team time between games" .got it cool.
The ultimate tongue twister by Markiplier 2016
The music made this video 10 times better
I feel high, let me change the names of Matt, Mark, and Ryan to:
Matt -----> Mogaias.
Mark -----> Margambo.
Ryan ----> Rayanaki.
Whut
+Fabulous Potato
I just feel high today :P
Jinig -> Jinigosoti
+Jinig Olgenson
Me too, apparently.
Your original comment was posted 27 minutes ago, while your answer to +Fabulous Potato was posted 31 minutes ago.
THIS IS MADNESSS
+KAYMOUS You know what I will ACTUALLY change my name to that :D. That's not bad.
I love the fact that Matt tried to be all ninja like but just headbutted everything instead
This is the same model bouncy castle that my old town would rent for the 4th of July. I think they still did last year before COVID-19 happened. So much nostalgia from this lol. You would race your friend or a random kid each time since there is two routes. This was so random of me to comment lol
This is truly what RUclips is about. It's about saying "Why not?" and then making that statement entertaining. *subs to Mark*
Mark used to hang out and do videos with Matt and Ryan but now he's doing videos with Tyler and Ethan...
Matt and Ryan don't work for him anymore, they work for the Game Grumps.
SVDgirl It's Bryan Not Ryan
vinecous azuline Thanks
SVDgirl they left mark :'(
SVDgirl they don't live together anymore? ?
mark why are you so attractive
ikr
xD
he uses "attract evrybodyperfume
Ikr he's so attractive
shut up
When Ryan lost his britches I laughed SO HARD!!!!
My dad came in and asked if I was okay xD
LOL!
+Spookylady I see london, I see france, I see Ryan's underpants~ xD
+BamBam's Future Girlfriend ^_^ LOL!!!!!!
Good! When I clicked I thought that they would actually be drunk. Hmm
I have to wonder what the neighbors must think seeing a bunch of grown men playing with a bouncy house lol. I am glad to see your knee is better Mark.
Water Balloons are a fifty-fifty shot at fun times or pure fucking pain. A small balloon just filled with water being chucked at you, with a 50-50 shot at it breaking or not.
The most difficult Wipeout challenge EVER.
Small balls
Everyone in the comments are saying how at first they thought mark ACTUALLY GOT DRUNK! HE KNOWS HE CANT DRINK SO WHY WOULD HE?!
first
Mangle The Fox SFM
DarkMidnightNeko. wait why can't he get drunk
Basically, his body can't process alcohol.
+DarkMidnightNeko. Ohhh ok lol
The drunk goggles just cause complications: just actually be drunk! I suppose drunkenness is relative though.
they act like little children.
love it.
Legend has it that when you rent a particular bouncy house you'll find Matthias's sock
You copied someone's comment exactly how it was, word by word and what's funny is that it was 2 comments away from yours
Um actually I had commented this on the day it was published and I saw that they had re-commented it so I decided to re-comment my own comment that someone else had re-commented :)
+SpeedyFireman Alpha what? Dude you make no sense and you copied a comment🌚
Sorry It was a dare from meh friends :l
Ik it doesn't make any sense ;-;
But you know, Friends...
Turn on the captions
Mufferson Johnston Ya it says shut up to you
Mufferson Johnston Beautiful
Ok.....
Can I rent mark......
No no can not
Yeah sure +1 subscriber to mark every second
No
lol
"Make your way into the butt hole"
"Ahw! I'm stuck!"
lol
I like how Ryan sacrificed his pants for speed.
That long moment looking at the top of the slide, before J-Fred's hand appears like he's climbing a mountain.
Also mark was wearing his lucky flannel. Poor lucky flannel.
Oh my god Markiplier say drunk GOGGLES next time, you scared us! 😨
In the title I mean
animeluvr mangaluvr not scared why the hell would we be scared he has done 27 drunk vids...
because his body an no longer 'handle' alcohol that great, I forgot exactly what it was, he just can't drink
animeluvr mangaluvr hi
animeluvr mangaluvr , he did.
So we're all here because of RUclips recommendations right?
Yeaahhh
Matthias seems pissed that he lost his sock XD
My boy elijah actually rented the same bouncy castle for his birthday, most fun I've ever had.
When I saw the title I was about to go full momiplier on mark 😂😂😂 I thought you were going to actually get drunk😂
Those who lose suffer great pain,
but those who win suffer greater.