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  • Опубликовано: 16 ноя 2024

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  • @yukitai9063
    @yukitai9063 Год назад +62

    Did they ever address why HP wizards don't/can't wield 2 wands?
    Some magic stuff say the wielder is part of the magic circuit (so 2 spells could tear the body apart), and others say the wands are the magic circuit.
    If you can dual-wield, I'd always use a protective spell and a custom-made multi-target homing spell. The latter can be replaced with a gun.

    • @raziel710
      @raziel710 Год назад +10

      Harry does use 3 wands at one time. Pretty sure it was in Deathly Hallows against a werewolf. I think the biggest reason this isn't done more often is that since wands are semi-sentient (they choose their wielder) they can rebound spells if they reject the caster and the chance that happens increases when using more than one wand. Also they can't cast multiple different spells at a time, it casts the same spell multiple times resulting in an amplified spell. Keep in mind in HP the wizard is the one casting the spell, the wand it just a focus to make it easier, it is technically possible to do wandless casting of any spell just insanely difficult with advanced spells.

    • @yukitai9063
      @yukitai9063 Год назад +4

      @@raziel710, thank you for the information. :)

    • @cyrusmuller6502
      @cyrusmuller6502 Год назад +3

      @@raziel710 I thought HP meant health points and thought this wizard used health to tear stuff up

    • @ezialb1387
      @ezialb1387 Год назад

      @@cyrusmuller6502same here

    • @KeithElliott-zd8cx
      @KeithElliott-zd8cx Год назад

      arguably, would it matter?
      spells are verbal. you can't say two faux latin terms at the same time, so having two wands wouldn't matter as much.
      and you've got the right idea. potentially cast some long term magics beforehand, just shoot a fucking gun with the other.

  • @TheArklyte
    @TheArklyte Год назад +36

    Not 1911, it doesn't match the style. You need Colt Army. And a sabre. Ideally sabre within which you can insert a wand to wave it and bombard people.

  • @alabamaman1372
    @alabamaman1372 Год назад +13

    I saved a baby cow from being strangled by its umbilical cord.
    Now it’s all grown up and ready to be butchered.

  • @yellowbirb821
    @yellowbirb821 Год назад +20

    The basilisk night vision thing probably wouldnt work, you can see in the movie that someone looked at it thorugh a camera and wasnt 100% frozen but still traumatized and the camera was subsequently broken.

    • @oliwierbroda2575
      @oliwierbroda2575 Год назад +4

      well then good ol' spray and pray

    • @douglasmarshall6949
      @douglasmarshall6949 Год назад +5

      Mrs. Norris saw it through a reflection, Sir Nicholas was already dead, Colin saw it through a camera, Hermione used a mirror around the corner. Even the interior the camera was destroyed

    • @insertusername9755
      @insertusername9755 Год назад +2

      Yep, same in the book

    • @mrminecraft4772
      @mrminecraft4772 7 месяцев назад

      simple, just use a thermals then

  • @AFordFlex2377
    @AFordFlex2377 Год назад +70

    17:33 The amount of thought and detail this guy put into his Alternate 1911 Harry Potty ending is impressive.
    20:15 "Posts Leonardo DeCaprio pointing at 📺 meme."

    • @thatjuicyboi8516
      @thatjuicyboi8516 Год назад +2

      can someone please explain 8:37

    • @Headless_Bill
      @Headless_Bill Год назад +5

      @@thatjuicyboi8516 I think all the replies strongly disagreed with poster's comment, and he had all of their replies deleted.
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    • @markh.6687
      @markh.6687 Год назад +4

      "Harry quickly unsnapped his holster, flipping the thumb safety off his Colt Government Model 1911 as he lined up his sights and squeezed the trigger like he squeezed Hermion's buttocks...."

    • @douglasmarshall6949
      @douglasmarshall6949 Год назад +3

      The Harry Potter guy had some decent points, but a lot of his arguments would fall apart pretty quick.

  • @PatriotWatchman1776
    @PatriotWatchman1776 Год назад +31

    Absolutely loved this guys version of Harry Potter. Hahaha! I'd definitely pay to watch those.

  • @toastmaster914
    @toastmaster914 Год назад +91

    A random person approves all the other random people approving the video

    • @alabamaman1372
      @alabamaman1372 Год назад +1

      Alabama Man approved.

    • @-FreeMiner-
      @-FreeMiner- Год назад +1

      I approve your approval that approves approvals

    • @Redshirtgaming96
      @Redshirtgaming96 Год назад +1

      @@-FreeMiner- I approve your approval of a person approving other people’s approval

    • @tibby4503
      @tibby4503 Год назад +1

      tibby approved

    • @jjharson7344
      @jjharson7344 Год назад

      Romford man approves.

  • @techno6467
    @techno6467 Год назад +21

    4:30
    The funny part... his art is actually pretty good.

    • @someweeb6897
      @someweeb6897 Год назад +1

      His art was in fact quite nice. I'm quite jealous, actually.

    • @xboxoneyes7734
      @xboxoneyes7734 Год назад +1

      its easy to forget that he wanted to be an artist before going political

  • @allope4757
    @allope4757 Год назад +7

    3:04
    I just saw this article yesterday 😂 i think the mate was a 30yo male and the funnier thing is that the hole is apparently very small 🔍

  • @dontaskquestions8721
    @dontaskquestions8721 Год назад +9

    2:25 Mr.Beasts K/D Ratio is even better than Jesus

  • @raziel710
    @raziel710 Год назад +5

    6:30 It is sad that we live in a world where I legitimately can't tell if that is a sarcastic tweet mocking vegans or if it actually serious.

  • @52flyingbicycles
    @52flyingbicycles Год назад +1

    You can’t use night vision goggles to see a basilisk because an image of it paralyzes you.

  • @QuestionThings123
    @QuestionThings123 Год назад +7

    Man that guy really put some thought into Operator Harry Potter. I'd go watch the hell outa that movie

    • @ubergamer0198
      @ubergamer0198 Год назад

      Operator Potter & the (Lead Lump, Secret Round in the Chamber, Escapee from Maximum Security , Keg of Propane, Order Delivered to Phoenix, Half-Blood-Half Crip Prince, Deathly Half Inch Holes)

  • @bonefetcherbrimley7740
    @bonefetcherbrimley7740 Год назад +2

    The gun rant near the end of the video is glorious.

  • @TopTierGamerMan
    @TopTierGamerMan 3 месяца назад

    I am curious about something from the HP one:
    Does Voldemort lose a Horcrux everytime he dies and gets resurrected, like the object is giving him that piece of the soul back after he lost the current part? Then the plot wouldn’t make sense since Harry could just *bang bang* everytime he sees Voldemort.

  • @rans0mware
    @rans0mware Год назад +1

    I completely agree with the "HP should have had a gun"

  • @shiniboros
    @shiniboros Год назад +7

    3:30 ayy my boy Tride
    never thought a gd player would be on a video like this

    • @ferronplays
      @ferronplays Год назад +1

      it happened to alias before

    • @MingouGMD
      @MingouGMD Год назад

      Fr i was watching a tride and legit saw this to see for myself and its real lol

    • @MingouGMD
      @MingouGMD Год назад

      ​@@ferronplays eyy k know him, the guy who remade vsc and tested the tightest gaps for game modes and made a gd level for just bugs

  • @paulnash6944
    @paulnash6944 Год назад +18

    #dankness
    Me: *has dream about my crush*
    *alarm clock rings*
    Me: *sits up* Aw man, it was only a dream.
    Crush: *sits up right next to me*
    Me: Wait, what?!

  • @hunterlovejoy7651
    @hunterlovejoy7651 Год назад +3

    Bold of you to assume I have $5 to be stolen in the first place

  • @Enexvitiy
    @Enexvitiy Год назад +1

    Jokes on pirate doggo, I only have $4 left

  • @jedidiahmayes7167
    @jedidiahmayes7167 Год назад +1

    0:38 I too feel the pull, I see it, the Giggussy.

  • @VedIsHere
    @VedIsHere Год назад +1

    0:30 I just imagined him saying
    "I'm 31 b*tch"

  • @stevenpivornik9982
    @stevenpivornik9982 Год назад

    5:15 WTF?! That's one image I'll never be able to shake from my memory. Seriously disturbed

  • @funnynoodleman
    @funnynoodleman Год назад +1

    "Like the video and subscribe right now, or pirate doggo will steal your last 5 dollars"
    HA, jokes on you, I'm broke!

  • @StormFlameshard
    @StormFlameshard Год назад +1

    Ok but the Harry Potter rant was sorta interesting, like a lot of movies and animes would have ended much quicker if the main character had a gun in like, a world filled with superpowers. Just like:
    "Oh? You have superpowers?"
    *Takes out AK-47*
    BOOM! No more villains/criminals

  • @eclatshwartzbaumcybertune2063
    @eclatshwartzbaumcybertune2063 Год назад +1

    Spawn protection was on there twice

  • @andrijafilipivic4480
    @andrijafilipivic4480 Год назад

    2:19 😂😂😂 I also don't think Jesus had millions of gold and silver coins 😂😂😂

  • @altairkenway5436
    @altairkenway5436 Год назад +2

    17:18 they had us in the first half not gonna lie

  • @martinhybelbauer4857
    @martinhybelbauer4857 Год назад +4

    3:39 geometry dash community moment

  • @jakiśmendol
    @jakiśmendol Год назад +3

    3:39 geometry dash referrence

  • @mpcrauzer
    @mpcrauzer Год назад +4

    8:34 what in the goddamn happened here?

  • @DragonSoulDBZKAI
    @DragonSoulDBZKAI Год назад

    The MrBeast one broke every single dignity i had as a christian, i'm sad now

  • @TheFluffyWendigo
    @TheFluffyWendigo Год назад

    Well I at least I gain immortality but an endless hunger for human flesh. Sounds like a win

  • @marcoamazo
    @marcoamazo Год назад +2

    being an american, the harry potter using guns thing has to be the most american thing ive ever heard.

    • @ubergamer0198
      @ubergamer0198 Год назад

      i mean it would be one hell of a movie series tho.

    • @marcoamazo
      @marcoamazo Год назад

      @@ubergamer0198 true and it would make facing some of the enemies they had to face a hell of a lot easier to fight.

  • @Cheese_gm
    @Cheese_gm Год назад

    Man had time manipulation but got terminal cancer but debuff

  • @syrathdouglas1244
    @syrathdouglas1244 Год назад

    0:48 probably a dead snake with its head being devoured by ants

  • @KingSlaking
    @KingSlaking Год назад

    In regards to the Harry Potter with a gun it’s gonna be tricky unless the rifle itself is the wand and he casts a delayed spell on the bullet

  • @Pigironforge
    @Pigironforge Год назад

    pirate doggo cant steal my last five dollars because im 400,000 dollars in debt

  • @someweeb6897
    @someweeb6897 Год назад

    17:16 "They had us in the first half, not gonna lie."

  • @CharNotLime
    @CharNotLime Год назад

    First person to say what superpower they have gets it but the next person who reply’s chooses your side effect

  • @wyvernharries4788
    @wyvernharries4788 Год назад

    That last one. Yeah what the hell?

  • @matthewflooren945
    @matthewflooren945 Год назад

    1:02 bro got those invincibility pixels

  • @prozen211
    @prozen211 Год назад

    17:37 when a realist gets isekaied into a magic world.

  • @Da_Little_Dude
    @Da_Little_Dude Год назад

    6:25 f-fresh water? ain't not possible gurl, they be pissin in youu.(ain't no way I am telling you how I got this information, even I don't know.)

  • @joshua_bradford
    @joshua_bradford Год назад +2

    0:36 what women think about men that are 5-11 even though they're shorter than the man

  • @pedrocoelho793
    @pedrocoelho793 Год назад

    17:39 this frame of mind is precisely what's wrong with the USA.

  • @GetDougDimmadomed
    @GetDougDimmadomed Год назад +1

    14:00 Guess I'm buying it for both reasons then

  • @sparker938
    @sparker938 Год назад

    #dankness
    Me: gets a spawnkill
    Everyone else in the delivery room:

  • @ryomahoshi1607
    @ryomahoshi1607 Год назад +2

    11:20
    School dropout kills godly deities after avoiding death by demon

  • @thenamedhuman3430
    @thenamedhuman3430 Год назад +2

    3:41 its tride lol

  • @basvandiepen2772
    @basvandiepen2772 Год назад

    1:53 it's called inflation.

  • @The1stBeanCouncilMember
    @The1stBeanCouncilMember Год назад

    2:32
    The many items of store places

  • @matrixphijr
    @matrixphijr Год назад

    5:31 - Apparently the US is winning so hard, they're totally off the graph.

  • @TordBot69
    @TordBot69 Год назад +1

    2:27 coke. not the drink.

  • @eclatshwartzbaumcybertune2063
    @eclatshwartzbaumcybertune2063 Год назад

    14:44 What do i hate seeing in porn?
    Silver watches, big veins(hands), bald, closeups of hands, weird fake tans, d*cks, too much hair, trauma, racism (stereotypes), random added characters, clapping(rhythmic), quick white flashes of light, old guys, random face slapping, clicky music, distracting photos, sexist descriptions, hearing a random guy shout (impatient camera man) , videos where most of it is lead in,

  • @epikjotaro7979
    @epikjotaro7979 Год назад +1

    2:32 Ethan, everything

  • @joshua_bradford
    @joshua_bradford Год назад +2

    Correction mrbeast helped people with cataracts they're not blind people they have blurry vision there's a difference

  • @loganmiles7836
    @loganmiles7836 Год назад

    Give you three guesses which one sounds like a RussianBadger shit post. Seriously, I can almost hear Badger and/or Heavenly trying their damndest not to cackle while reading that.

  • @CosmicOkapi
    @CosmicOkapi 18 дней назад

    6:14 And I ain’t vomiting sand.

  • @peanutmonster-ilovemyfrog
    @peanutmonster-ilovemyfrog Год назад +1

    1:10 i can force people to not to do something, control time, fly, super speed, skills in martial arts and with sword, and infinite wealth
    (give me a wierd side effect)

    • @Nomed38
      @Nomed38 Год назад

      Your powers only work while you have uncontrollable diarrhea while wearing white pants.

    • @peanutmonster-ilovemyfrog
      @peanutmonster-ilovemyfrog Год назад

      @@Nomed38 dang

    • @realnamebutitisnt.6610
      @realnamebutitisnt.6610 Год назад

      You get a disease that requires your limbs to be amputated,making 3 of these useless,your wealth is in monopoly money and,while you can make people NOT do things,you cannot convince them to do things,so you can only prevent stuff.
      I got nothing for time travel,and I dunno if this works or not,but whatever.

    • @peanutmonster-ilovemyfrog
      @peanutmonster-ilovemyfrog Год назад +1

      @@realnamebutitisnt.6610 your the 2nd reply

  • @Xerdar36
    @Xerdar36 Год назад

    To be fair… that was a lot Mayo…

  • @3braincelled-spaceboss451
    @3braincelled-spaceboss451 Год назад

    1:55 technically it was cataract surgery... which isnt for the fully blind... but the bible also wasnt specific on how blind those blind people were so I guess Mr. Beast wins?

  • @lareth87
    @lareth87 Год назад

    Bruh this video only 20 minutes long and they padding it with dupe clips. That's like someone slapping a ginger kid. They are already a walking tragedy, nothing you can do will make it worse.

  • @wanwood360
    @wanwood360 Год назад +3

    who else is here from trides new video? 3:36

  • @averagelightningenjoyer285
    @averagelightningenjoyer285 Год назад

    2:17 Plot twist: MrBeast is Jesus reincarnated

  • @markh.6687
    @markh.6687 Год назад +1

    OMFG! I am The Winnah of #dankness/Featured Comment again! Thank you, Memellion!

  • @robertbusselmaier
    @robertbusselmaier Год назад +1

    Jesus when he gets compared to MrBeast:
    I am limited by the technology of my time
    Jesus, since you’re watching, this is a joke, you are my Lord and savior.

  • @eclatshwartzbaumcybertune2063
    @eclatshwartzbaumcybertune2063 Год назад

    18:48 gun control means…. Dont miss!

  • @codman09
    @codman09 Год назад

    The last one 💀

  • @gamer4l1f34
    @gamer4l1f34 Год назад +1

    11:29 NO WAY! 💀🤦‍♂️

  • @Anas_Shaikh_
    @Anas_Shaikh_ Год назад

    5:18 Iam never caviar again 💀

  • @ضاريالشمري-ل1ن
    @ضاريالشمري-ل1ن Год назад

    5:44 This one was good 😂👍🏻

  • @bluntlyhonest6803
    @bluntlyhonest6803 Год назад

    You forget, Jesus did all that, with No money whilst being hunted by the romans.

  • @lockheedx33
    @lockheedx33 Год назад

    The Harry Potter series would be shorter if the wizards just carried guns 😁

  • @AFordFlex2377
    @AFordFlex2377 Год назад +2

    Waiting for the Twitter losers to crucify Mr. Beast on a cross for being a decent person.

    • @alabamaman1372
      @alabamaman1372 Год назад +1

      Waiting for Twatter to crucify Elon Musk for inventing electricity.

    • @toastmaster914
      @toastmaster914 Год назад +1

      Waiting for Twitter users to crucify the person who crucified Mr. Beast

  • @XxzRuNnErzxX
    @XxzRuNnErzxX Год назад

    I can summon any kind of bread in my hand 🍞👍

  • @dagger_bg
    @dagger_bg Год назад +5

    19:09 does anyone have the link to the comment? i need it for a friend

  • @BoiWasTaken_
    @BoiWasTaken_ Год назад

    3:31 LETS GO

  • @flattermations7339
    @flattermations7339 Год назад

    Caiou in the Bayou

  • @the2519
    @the2519 Год назад

    Condoms. Lots of them

  • @ITSJustAGame-ro5ut
    @ITSJustAGame-ro5ut Год назад

    7:57 shit i didnt wven know girls like warhammer

  • @bradyhoneycutt3564
    @bradyhoneycutt3564 Год назад +2

    10:08 I need to to know the name of the artist please.

  • @notfunnydidntlaugh4929
    @notfunnydidntlaugh4929 Год назад

    10:18 crier in a mire?

  • @l4bes
    @l4bes Год назад

    2:30 Lego.

  • @thunderibiscuitz7893
    @thunderibiscuitz7893 Год назад

    MY DUDE SAID GANONUSSY

  • @eclatshwartzbaumcybertune2063
    @eclatshwartzbaumcybertune2063 Год назад

    I havent seen you for a while 😊

  • @carlosciprian1286
    @carlosciprian1286 Год назад +2

    17:30 that îs just cheating 💀

  • @alexlambert2979
    @alexlambert2979 Год назад

    Who made the art at 0:32

  • @charlottezweb1971
    @charlottezweb1971 Год назад +1

    I can become any anime character i want

  • @DredgeX97
    @DredgeX97 Год назад

    What's the thumbnail from? 0:33

  • @ochqchan
    @ochqchan Год назад +2

    can u please make another yandere memes?

    • @BedsideTechSupport
      @BedsideTechSupport Год назад +2

      I feel like this could be a daily comment thing.
      Commenting until we get another Yandere Memes episode Day 1

    • @ochqchan
      @ochqchan Год назад

      @@BedsideTechSupport exactly. day one

  • @brianvance1178
    @brianvance1178 Год назад

    Maybe I’m just crazy, but having a porn addiction would be better for your health than a meth addition

  • @REAPER-ni7nz
    @REAPER-ni7nz Год назад

    I'd buy T14 tank t92-b tanks so I can be safe

  • @TopTierGamerMan
    @TopTierGamerMan 3 месяца назад

    0:24 average FNAF4 player:

  • @johannesvonmalos7505
    @johannesvonmalos7505 Год назад

    0:33 who made this art ?

  • @pranit6450
    @pranit6450 Год назад

    11:30 i feel sleepy

  • @myloalt1163
    @myloalt1163 Год назад

    3:39 Tride

  • @kosuken
    @kosuken Год назад +2

    1:59 actually Jesus helped soo much more and saved many more but due to the low Follower count no one acknowledged it well enough to have it written it down in the books (and human population was WAY lower back then, saving 1 person back then was worth more then saving 10,000 people now because the population would have been around 300million so Jesus fed in 1 afternoon what is now worth of over 10800 people, if you actually read the bible you’ll know that on Easter Jesus went up to hell and saved many many people of pain and he still does it each year which he has been doing for the past 2022 years AND he saves people from purgatory AND he can also save more from hell through prayers which in total while mrbeast helped millions, Jesus helped 2/3 of all people who have died which is 109 billion

    • @kosuken
      @kosuken Год назад

      Actually Jesus fed what is worth 266666 people that afternoon

  • @milesmcallister8542
    @milesmcallister8542 Год назад +1

    4:28 hmmmmmmmmmmmm

  • @selalox373
    @selalox373 Год назад

    3:31 for all the gd players/tride fans