Loki ASMR (Heartbeat sounds, positive affirmations, Fire crackling)

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  • Опубликовано: 15 ноя 2024

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  • @_turntsnacko_7994
    @_turntsnacko_7994 5 лет назад +2892

    Loki: *starts speaking*
    Me: I DONT DESERVE THIS MUCH AFFECTION

  • @a.altair_xx8661
    @a.altair_xx8661 6 лет назад +5446

    Loki: *starts speaking*
    Me: I AM YOURS

  • @pepperspray9309
    @pepperspray9309 5 лет назад +1618

    Loki: “What troubles you?”
    Me: “Why do they call it a building if it’s already built?”

    • @shadeofdeath2869
      @shadeofdeath2869 4 года назад +57

      I have such a laughing attack 😂😂❤️

    • @pinknicho
      @pinknicho 3 года назад +62

      no no , you have a point 🤔

    • @pleaseenteraname7153
      @pleaseenteraname7153 3 года назад +37

      NOOOOOO THIS IS GONNA KEEP ME UP ALL NIGHY

    • @fatimachaudhry4680
      @fatimachaudhry4680 3 года назад +8

      Bruhhh

    • @gracerobbins8505
      @gracerobbins8505 3 года назад +22

      @@shadeofdeath2869 The purpose of a grocery store is kinda strange. Why do we need sleep? Like our bodies temporarily die. What DOES dying feel like? Why is it called a broom if you sweep with it?

  • @AKATia-sk6xz
    @AKATia-sk6xz 5 лет назад +4361

    Am I. . .Wait-
    Loki: *shush*
    Okay.

  • @liekeemilia
    @liekeemilia 5 лет назад +2418

    Loki: stop apologizing for yourself
    Me: right, sorry

    • @STUP1DSP1DER
      @STUP1DSP1DER 5 лет назад +26

      Lieke Emilia
      Me everyday

    • @kayleeescobar6828
      @kayleeescobar6828 5 лет назад +25

      Loki: It's just you and me. I love you.😔
      Me: I love you too, Lokes.😢
      [gently kissing before falling asleep]

    • @mettaton9047
      @mettaton9047 5 лет назад +9

      @@kayleeescobar6828 what lol

    • @kayleeescobar6828
      @kayleeescobar6828 5 лет назад +6

      @Rachtop It's cute talk for Loki. Loll = lots of Loki love 😘🖤💚💛

    • @detectivesnickers6176
      @detectivesnickers6176 5 лет назад +4

      So relatable. I apologize for everything

  • @sadcanadian9962
    @sadcanadian9962 5 лет назад +1648

    “What’s troubling you”
    You’re dead and cap is old and Tony’s dead and Thor is fat and depressed

    • @bnuuy3490
      @bnuuy3490 4 года назад +60

      @RandomnessArLizu NO IT IS TIME TO STOP

    • @celinegronewold3991
      @celinegronewold3991 3 года назад +53

      And Peter still is cute but has to deal with Tonys death, even tho he is still a child 😭

    • @sitarules1722
      @sitarules1722 3 года назад +38

      And Gamora is also gone😞

    • @coradouv
      @coradouv 3 года назад +7

      PLS

    • @emybarzon
      @emybarzon 3 года назад +31

      also nat, vision and gamora are dead, bucky seems depressed and sam gave steve shield away so now there is a new cap... i wanna die

  • @miimii426
    @miimii426 5 лет назад +4806

    Loki: h-
    me: *C R I E S I N A S G A R D I A N*

  • @ashkaaz
    @ashkaaz 5 лет назад +5751

    Me: How did Tom Hiddleston agree to thi-
    Loki: SHHHH

  • @asmrstar7929
    @asmrstar7929 4 года назад +427

    Here, is a little reminder to people.
    1.Autoplay off
    2. Charger in
    3. Use wifi not data
    4. Turn the lights down
    5. Good Night! :)

    • @saphiwasi4694
      @saphiwasi4694 3 года назад +3

      lifesaver 🥰

    • @kayahidanovic8481
      @kayahidanovic8481 3 года назад +5

      Don’t forget headphones!

    • @S-CB-SL-Animations
      @S-CB-SL-Animations 3 года назад +7

      You forgot the _Do Not Disturb_ option.

    • @jj4998
      @jj4998 3 года назад +2

      @@kayahidanovic8481 how r u gonna sleep with headphones in rip

    • @nelblack4829
      @nelblack4829 3 года назад +5

      @@jj4998 .... Doesn't everyone do it?

  • @tashaswan3756
    @tashaswan3756 5 лет назад +4004

    Me when I saw the video: This looks real cute
    *clicks*
    Loki: *starts talking*
    My heart: *melts like butter*

  • @mop6635
    @mop6635 5 лет назад +3970

    loki : please, do not cry, it wounds me
    me : okay *cries aggressively*

  • @ihatemyson5yearsago357
    @ihatemyson5yearsago357 5 лет назад +959

    Loki: I'll always be with you
    Phone: *turns off all of sudden*
    Me: *cries*

    • @hehehaha9237
      @hehehaha9237 3 года назад +20

      OMG! HE LIED!!!! T--T

    • @sky.x798
      @sky.x798 3 года назад +6

      NOOOOOOOOOOOO T^T

    • @celina-zf5zc
      @celina-zf5zc 3 года назад +15

      I am with you til the end of the line
      The line: 10:00

    • @jovistimphil6245
      @jovistimphil6245 3 года назад +2

      @@sky.x798 knmlln. knlb oiv

    • @matthewmaddied380
      @matthewmaddied380 3 года назад +1

      @@celina-zf5zc yeah! :< Why couldn't this go forever 💔

  • @annaluss-c
    @annaluss-c 5 лет назад +2146

    Loki: You are strong
    me: *cry and fall in depression*

  • @mekaria1337
    @mekaria1337 5 лет назад +1001

    -Cuddle me
    -OH HELL I'M COMING
    -Don't leave me
    - I WILL NEVER

    • @mxlikaxo
      @mxlikaxo 3 года назад +4

      Was going to like but it's at 666 so I can't bring myself to do it

  • @LanaJones_
    @LanaJones_ 3 года назад +446

    me: *starts crying *
    loki: please don't cry
    me confused and scared asf: 👁️💧👄💧👁️

    • @monyjames1585
      @monyjames1585 3 года назад +7

      Rightttt

    • @samasherif1884
      @samasherif1884 3 года назад +5

      me right now-

    • @ariyanahsamaniego9471
      @ariyanahsamaniego9471 3 года назад +1

      Ioki come over marcos de niza high school see my students where mask 7:30 p.m. 8:30 p.m. 9:30 p.m. 10:30 p.m. 11:30 p.m.
      12:30 pm. Love you

    • @ariyanahsamaniego9471
      @ariyanahsamaniego9471 3 года назад +2

      Come over my house need help me

    • @matthewmaddied380
      @matthewmaddied380 3 года назад +1

      yeah me too I was like : wt-
      also I love your username

  • @pancake_enby9456
    @pancake_enby9456 6 лет назад +1656

    “My dear”
    Me: *HURK* well there goes my heart!!

    • @maddskillz9505
      @maddskillz9505 5 лет назад +9

      I thought it was going to be like magic sounds or something cuz I didn’t really read it and when he started talking I literally choked out loud😂

    • @aspentree6761
      @aspentree6761 5 лет назад +2

      HURK

    • @saron-4789
      @saron-4789 5 лет назад +2

      I agree I've done the same with a HURK of my own

  • @arcadeunderground420
    @arcadeunderground420 5 лет назад +5444

    Loki: "My dear"
    Me: *falls on floor and wheezes in Canadian*

  • @sophielanglands6920
    @sophielanglands6920 4 года назад +716

    could you imagine Tom Hiddleston finding this 😂😂 he’d be like ‘when did this happen.....tf’ 😂

    • @bananamilk0ml
      @bananamilk0ml 3 года назад +62

      Oh god just imagine 😂 "Well I um I mean it is not so bad but when-"

    • @belleduvall5661
      @belleduvall5661 3 года назад +34

      It's from books he read that starred movies he was in. He willingly did record many books 📚

    • @braidij7598
      @braidij7598 3 года назад +41

      @@belleduvall5661 this video is actually a Tom Hiddleston sound alike. Their link is in the description

    • @Th4tTh1ng
      @Th4tTh1ng 3 года назад +10

      LMAO ikr he'll be so confused and start laughing 😅🤣😂💀

  • @kagome1877
    @kagome1877 6 лет назад +2230

    IM SMILING CREEPILY AT MY PHONE SOMEONE HELP

  • @gelsomino1880
    @gelsomino1880 5 лет назад +1480

    Loki:"I love you"
    Me: *dies*
    I love Tom Hiddleston I'll watch this everyday

    • @Th3ole0
      @Th3ole0 5 лет назад +13

      Ok totally normal

    • @metaphoricalparachute9130
      @metaphoricalparachute9130 5 лет назад +3

      Bangtan Run Episodes wait, IS that Tom Hiddleston?

    • @blank_line
      @blank_line 5 лет назад +2

      @@metaphoricalparachute9130 yeah, i too always wonder how i end up in some unexpected places 😂

    • @metaphoricalparachute9130
      @metaphoricalparachute9130 5 лет назад +1

      dot com okay when and why did he do this?

    • @blank_line
      @blank_line 5 лет назад +17

      @@metaphoricalparachute9130 that's not him. There was once a tumblr account called tom hiddleston soundalike or smth

  • @MeanderingFox
    @MeanderingFox 4 года назад +1025

    Ok, so, Loki has become my therapist. I'm ok with that.

    • @DA24681
      @DA24681 3 года назад +6

      Same🖤

    • @Razzle_32
      @Razzle_32 3 года назад +6

      Same

    • @sitarules1722
      @sitarules1722 3 года назад +10

      Same here I wouldn't mind him as my therapist

    • @kaylagibson6360
      @kaylagibson6360 3 года назад +4

      Same 🥺♥️

    • @imeldasitinta5153
      @imeldasitinta5153 3 года назад +4

      Personally I don’t got a problem with it I mean…😏💅🏽

  • @librahoshino6752
    @librahoshino6752 5 лет назад +673

    *sees thumbnail and description*
    Me: "Ah I bet this'll be nice an relaxi-".
    *Loki starts speaking softly*
    Me:"Whoa! What the -"
    Loki: "Shhhh"
    Me:"...ok" (0///0)
    A very convincing soundalike.

    • @ifyouhaveghosts6
      @ifyouhaveghosts6 5 лет назад +5

      Yeah, Tom Hiddleston really has a calmingly soft voice uwu

    • @glutenfreedead
      @glutenfreedead 5 лет назад +4

      I relate to this on a personal level

  • @vampiregarfield8949
    @vampiregarfield8949 5 лет назад +2198

    Me: *smiling, getting sleepy *
    Loki: sHHhhSsShhhHhHh
    Me: *heart attack *

  • @LanaJones_
    @LanaJones_ 3 года назад +375

    him: *starts breathing loudly *
    me: *suddenly forgets how to breathe *
    him: breath slowly
    me: i cAnT

  • @vanessas17
    @vanessas17 5 лет назад +5166

    The four dislikes are from Thanos and his children.

    • @marijackson3707
      @marijackson3707 5 лет назад +40

      This should have more likes

    • @juggs1233
      @juggs1233 5 лет назад +19

      True

    • @kayleevegliack2389
      @kayleevegliack2389 5 лет назад +57

      Except Gamora because ya know...
      I'm sorry 😂

    • @Lou-Lou-
      @Lou-Lou- 5 лет назад +10

      😂😂😂!!!!

    • @Lou-Lou-
      @Lou-Lou- 5 лет назад +10

      @@kayleevegliack2389 NOOOO!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @reallynibba6795
    @reallynibba6795 5 лет назад +2109

    Therapist:
    *So, have you tried any new coping techniques?*
    Me watching this video:
    Uuuuum..

    • @Ninanufu
      @Ninanufu 5 лет назад +9

      😂❤

    • @sashapeggues4652
      @sashapeggues4652 5 лет назад +4

      Lmaooooo!!

    • @pinktwingirl
      @pinktwingirl 5 лет назад +29

      Fun story my therapist asked me what techniques I use for dealing with my anxiety and depression and I actually told her about this video...

    • @juliam9111
      @juliam9111 5 лет назад +4

      @@pinktwingirl how did she react?

    • @pinktwingirl
      @pinktwingirl 5 лет назад +9

      Lol she just laughed

  • @dotis9
    @dotis9 4 года назад +301

    Everybody: Loki is bad!
    Me and Loki: Shhh

    • @satan5845
      @satan5845 3 года назад +2

      Hi Gabriel

    • @dotis9
      @dotis9 3 года назад +3

      @@satan5845 Oh shit... What did I do?

    • @maelysrouger7019
      @maelysrouger7019 3 года назад +2

      @@dotis9 probably because Satan, Gabriel the angel…. Take care 🙃😂

    • @satan5845
      @satan5845 3 года назад +2

      @@dotis9 you stole my lolly pop

    • @dotis9
      @dotis9 3 года назад +2

      @@satan5845 Me? I would never. I'm pretty sure it was Michael...

  • @petracastro7870
    @petracastro7870 6 лет назад +2397

    Doctor: You have ten minutes of life.
    Me: *watches this video*

  • @sebitealeaf5207
    @sebitealeaf5207 6 лет назад +2054

    I think I'm gonna start crying no one has ever said words like this to me

    • @lokisdeadheart2737
      @lokisdeadheart2737  6 лет назад +84

      Oh gosh please don't cry!!! Someone will

    • @sebitealeaf5207
      @sebitealeaf5207 6 лет назад +61

      Update: i tried to meditate using this but as soon as he started going about the family not believing and stuff i started crying so there's that

    • @randomgirl3492
      @randomgirl3492 5 лет назад +16

      Hanka Strejcová Omg me too no one has ever talked to me that endearing kinda made me emotional

    • @beew7457
      @beew7457 5 лет назад +7

      Omg. Wow. This is like...just. this whole thing is so entertaining.

    • @kayleeescobar6828
      @kayleeescobar6828 5 лет назад +9

      This is the most emotional ASMR I've ever listened to. It makes me believe that he feels sorry for me just as well as I feel sorry for him after everything he's been through. 😢

  • @embroses2208
    @embroses2208 5 лет назад +171

    Loki: *Start's speaking*
    Me: *Just getting ready to sleep*
    Loki: shHshShhShhHhh
    Me: *heartattack*

  • @cl0wnteeth863
    @cl0wnteeth863 5 лет назад +2400

    Loki: starts talking
    My gay ass: *crying and wheezing in a British accent*

    • @sanya5538
      @sanya5538 4 года назад +9

      😂😂😂

    • @scooterscoob7743
      @scooterscoob7743 4 года назад +48

      wh e e z e s in b r I t t I s h

    • @theroadtocosplayandcomicco5840
      @theroadtocosplayandcomicco5840 4 года назад +42

      My straight ass : Fuck me loki

    • @lokiodinson5017
      @lokiodinson5017 4 года назад +27

      Valhalla is this what mortals watch these days (I cried like a child hearing this sexy doode tell me he loves me) I should’ve listen to my oaf of a brother and stayed off of this mortal device

    • @cocoajones446
      @cocoajones446 3 года назад +1

      SAME BAHAHA

  • @angelicaomala3346
    @angelicaomala3346 6 лет назад +1549

    IM BLUSHING

  • @nataliefarag8142
    @nataliefarag8142 3 года назад +178

    Me: **Clicks on this video confused as to how this is possible because Loki doesn't say anything affirming at all and highly doubting that Tom made a meditation/sleep tape**
    Loki: "My dear..."
    Me: **SCREAMS IN EGYPTIAN**

  • @shiinakohz
    @shiinakohz 5 лет назад +1541

    Nobody:
    Literally Nobody:
    Not even Thanos:
    RUclips: So uh... You've been watching a lot of Loki videos and I thought that I could spend that time to erase all of tha- *JUST KIDDING, HERE, HAVE THIS SEXY ASMR. YEEEEEEET*
    **yeets this video to my recommendation**

  • @somesnake3869
    @somesnake3869 5 лет назад +4876

    Loki: "What's troubling you?"
    Me: "Your death."

    • @e.mchristina5260
      @e.mchristina5260 5 лет назад +35

      whatever my name is 😂

    • @LucyAmelia2000
      @LucyAmelia2000 5 лет назад +14

      same

    • @mabelsalazar1535
      @mabelsalazar1535 5 лет назад +162

      Loki: Let us never leave...
      Me: B-but Loki...you died. You already died! You're dead!
      Loki: Shh, I know. But I'm here now.
      How could this be so on point to what I'm thinking?!

    • @steckdosenschlampe
      @steckdosenschlampe 5 лет назад +6

      Don't remember me oooof

    • @dolph5357
      @dolph5357 5 лет назад +49

      Alive in a different universe but it still isn't good enough for me. It's a bit comforting, but not really...
      Also haha I haven't even watched all the Avengers movies I just love Loki 😅

  • @usoppspeII
    @usoppspeII 4 года назад +216

    loki: you are strong
    me: **cries in a british accent**

  • @wearenotdoinggethelp3985
    @wearenotdoinggethelp3985 5 лет назад +771

    Me: *gets excited to finally relax*
    Loki: do not cry
    Me: *violently cries*
    Loki: I hate seeing you in pain...
    Me: AAAAAAAAGHHHHH *sobs*

    • @ashOvO
      @ashOvO 5 лет назад +16

      Jokes on loki because my pain is eternal and never seems to stop :')

    • @wearenotdoinggethelp3985
      @wearenotdoinggethelp3985 5 лет назад +6

      ashley martian Absolute truth 😜

    • @RinRoger
      @RinRoger 5 лет назад +4

      Samantha Elford 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @m4rf13
      @m4rf13 2 года назад

      no cuz him saying that made me cry and i felt fine at the start

  • @internetpersona3496
    @internetpersona3496 5 лет назад +1364

    Loki: kneel.
    Me: kneeling, sacrificing life, worshipping, praying to God of mischief
    Loki: um
    Me: shush u beautiful man

    • @thatoneweirdasexual1404
      @thatoneweirdasexual1404 5 лет назад +92

      internet persona *im wheezing because I’m imagining this happening in the movies and I can’t stop laughing at the look on the avengers faces when they see this one random person actually and willingly doing that stuff while Loki looks like he was just presented with a brand new box of LEGOs while Thor got like Mega Blocks or something*

    • @notavailable4286
      @notavailable4286 5 лет назад +4

      Same

    • @graciebrisky2989
      @graciebrisky2989 5 лет назад +4

      Elizabeth Sanchez lMaO 🤣

    • @thenameisangel9607
      @thenameisangel9607 5 лет назад +11

      internet persona *already was kneeling*

    • @detectivesnickers6176
      @detectivesnickers6176 5 лет назад +7

      @@thatoneweirdasexual1404 ahahah I'm dying

  • @kindatoogayforthis938
    @kindatoogayforthis938 5 лет назад +143

    Loki: *breathes*
    Me: oHMYGODYOUREADORABLEMUSTPROTECT-

    • @S-CB-SL-Animations
      @S-CB-SL-Animations 3 года назад +5

      YOUR PROFILE PIC FITS WITH YOUR COMMENT ✋🏽💀

  • @menhirr_
    @menhirr_ 5 лет назад +1246

    Listening to the first seconds of the video got me like "Where the hell has this been cut from" as I supposed to hear the real Tom.
    Then I checked the description.
    I M E A N H O W could anyone be so Lokish without being Loki himself
    I'm trying not to lose my mind over this, but
    Cmon bois
    Petition to make Loki ASMRs a daily occurrence

    • @peli-nel3248
      @peli-nel3248 5 лет назад +1

      *boys

    • @menhirr_
      @menhirr_ 5 лет назад +2

      Are you just being ironic or what
      (I don't want to seem rude, peace & love to everyone)

    • @pinksystmloki382
      @pinksystmloki382 5 лет назад +2

      @@peli-nel3248 the typo is meant to say bois

    • @ziridestaudios
      @ziridestaudios 5 лет назад

      Agreed!

    • @courtneyyeehaw6679
      @courtneyyeehaw6679 5 лет назад +1

      The Forest Assassin . Shadow 2.0 bois

  • @sveasilver8610
    @sveasilver8610 5 лет назад +749

    Loki- talking and being the sweetest man alive
    Me- crying and melting
    Loki- I love you my dear
    Me-*dead*ahhhhhhhh

  • @karinanovakmonsonego6144
    @karinanovakmonsonego6144 4 года назад +206

    Loki: you can return to the world.
    Me: No thanks.

    • @StayMika3025
      @StayMika3025 2 года назад +1

      Same girl/boy/non-binary!!

    • @mysteriousgirl692
      @mysteriousgirl692 2 года назад

      🤭🤣🤣🤣

    • @junipersfine
      @junipersfine 2 года назад

      100%

    • @frappe_love4581
      @frappe_love4581 2 года назад

      Me the first time i heard those words lmao, its true tho, who wants the world when loki exists- i know all you need its 1 word and that word is- loki, its true tho all you need is loki, and ur happy its all fine

  • @fishmilk493
    @fishmilk493 5 лет назад +935

    Loki: *starts talking*
    Me: Welp there goes my heart

  • @jill54
    @jill54 5 лет назад +486

    I... have never heard anything more beautiful in my entire life.

  • @jellyfishjewel9031
    @jellyfishjewel9031 4 года назад +295

    Loki: What is it that hurts you?
    Me: my uterus is committing its monthly suicide attempt, and so I suffer.

    • @alexgordey3669
      @alexgordey3669 3 года назад +9

      Agreed

    • @sannetuinman
      @sannetuinman 3 года назад +8

      Yeah that's very relatable.... sadly 😥

    • @carnowo
      @carnowo 3 года назад +5

      Me too🥺👍

    • @immarypoppinsyall7235
      @immarypoppinsyall7235 3 года назад +8

      Welcome to the pained female club. Ranting, crying and mood swings aloud. We also allow loki obsessed (any marvel character but not Sharon or John) girls.

    • @nikanyxspitzer
      @nikanyxspitzer 3 года назад +3

      I feel your pain

  • @multifandomfaneditor5554
    @multifandomfaneditor5554 6 лет назад +763

    WHY DID I START BLUSHING-

    • @j0ansofarc
      @j0ansofarc 5 лет назад +6

      ME T O O

    • @yoursongeditor8624
      @yoursongeditor8624 5 лет назад +1

      @@Ubuliasan lmao same

    • @4sh70nGal
      @4sh70nGal 5 лет назад +4

      @@Ubuliasan I did the same thing. I had to grab my good earbuds and turn the volume up. I fucking love this. 💚💚

    • @haplessloki
      @haplessloki 5 лет назад +3

      I CAN'T STOP

    • @sarahriddle7211
      @sarahriddle7211 5 лет назад +4

      The first time I heard this I made the most ungodly fangirl noise then gave some very yandere-esque giggles so I feel...

  • @suko1264
    @suko1264 5 лет назад +1414

    Loki: “I love you”
    Me: *Panics in Asgardian* aCk mY hEaRt

  • @kayleigh1316
    @kayleigh1316 5 лет назад +64

    Loki: "It's just you and me. I love you"
    Me: *tears well up in my eyes and I hold onto Loki's hand tightly* "I love you too..."

  • @crazyartistboobah4668
    @crazyartistboobah4668 5 лет назад +1481

    Me: Oh, wow this guys really talente- wait where did my depression go?

  • @anver6594
    @anver6594 5 лет назад +1112

    Me before the video: This is probably gonna make me feel incomfortable, but I'll click on it anyways.
    Tom Hiddleston: starts speaking
    Me: has to pause the video every few seconds, because I'm on the floor internally screaming

    • @kasewiesel
      @kasewiesel 5 лет назад +3

      Anouk V YES!

    • @glutenfreedead
      @glutenfreedead 5 лет назад +7

      Mood

    • @glutenfreedead
      @glutenfreedead 5 лет назад +25

      *"My dear"*
      falls off chair

    • @kkbluebyrd
      @kkbluebyrd 5 лет назад +7

      @@glutenfreedead no joke but I fell off my bunk when he said that

    • @Oskxrr.
      @Oskxrr. 5 лет назад +5

      *YeS I feel you i am trying so hard not to die*

  • @stellaklein8770
    @stellaklein8770 3 года назад +132

    Loki: (kissing noises)
    Me: starts screaming and turning red*

  • @amandad422
    @amandad422 6 лет назад +920

    OMG I NEED the MCU actors doing ASMR

    • @lokisdeadheart2737
      @lokisdeadheart2737  6 лет назад +47

      S A M E

    • @amandad422
      @amandad422 5 лет назад +5

      @II QuietRiot II Hawkeye too OMG YES!!!

    • @delicatelyanxious
      @delicatelyanxious 5 лет назад +5

      @@amandad422 we need a Hawkeye one

    • @amandad422
      @amandad422 5 лет назад +5

      OMG YES.LOVE JRs voice/laugh@@delicatelyanxious

    • @delicatelyanxious
      @delicatelyanxious 5 лет назад +7

      @@amandad422 he's the best
      His voice is great
      But imagine him s i n g i n g

  • @monochromatiic
    @monochromatiic 5 лет назад +504

    This is the closest ima get to someone actually being nice to me

  • @snappedloki753
    @snappedloki753 4 года назад +43

    This is by far the Best Marvel ASMR video ever, so realistic, and his voice, by Odin's Beard, I'm gonna die listening to this

  • @aaa45975
    @aaa45975 6 лет назад +858

    You are doing God's work thank you

  • @cat-oy1vu
    @cat-oy1vu 5 лет назад +464

    I downloaded this so i ccsn sleep while listening to this but guess whAt-
    Im fangirling and cAnt slEeP

  • @slytherinslacker1303
    @slytherinslacker1303 4 года назад +79

    My therapist: What is new your coping mechanism for your anxiety?
    Me: *smiles tightly* Have you heard of the Marvel movies?

    • @Alex-AzerusAngel
      @Alex-AzerusAngel 3 года назад +3

      Same i also now have a whole tom hiddleston playlist.. It works...

    • @felicityjone1076
      @felicityjone1076 2 года назад +2

      @@Alex-AzerusAngel same

  • @fluffyasmr7633
    @fluffyasmr7633 6 лет назад +587

    Cry because I wish this was real so bad.

    • @lokisdeadheart2737
      @lokisdeadheart2737  5 лет назад +39

      You'll find your Loki one day, lovely :)

    • @fluffyasmr7633
      @fluffyasmr7633 5 лет назад +8

      @@lokisdeadheart2737 i hope so .

    • @cecaniacc
      @cecaniacc 5 лет назад +13

      @@lokisdeadheart2737 no one can find a loki. He is that goddamn perfect

    • @laurencompton6609
      @laurencompton6609 5 лет назад +4

      I feel ya

    • @illlitx
      @illlitx 5 лет назад +5

      Fluffy Asmr oh darling don’t be sad. I am here for you. I apologise for being late.

  • @tinydancer6095
    @tinydancer6095 5 лет назад +378

    Loki: your family may not believe in you
    Me: sometim
    Loki: MAY not support you
    Me: okay
    Loki: BUT I DO!!
    Me: should this be lifting me up because it just made me thing about how my family my not be supporting me.

  • @skatsira
    @skatsira 4 года назад +35

    Him: shhh please dry your lovely eyes...
    Me: *crying even more from happiness because he said that*

  • @lokilover1315
    @lokilover1315 6 лет назад +744

    I love this man, and the person whom mastered Loki's Impression.

    • @littlemissoutcast3035
      @littlemissoutcast3035 5 лет назад +21

      Pretty sure thats the real loki

    • @lokilover1315
      @lokilover1315 5 лет назад +20

      @@littlemissoutcast3035 No, sadly, it is not. You can become a patron of this man on www.patreon.com/tomhiddlestonsoundalike I would highly suggest it.

    • @sarahriddle7211
      @sarahriddle7211 5 лет назад +7

      Its truly is amazing😍

    • @shaycormac8996
      @shaycormac8996 5 лет назад +3

      IKR!!

    • @ariyanahsamaniego9471
      @ariyanahsamaniego9471 3 года назад +1

      @@lokilover1315 hello

  • @julesbp9690
    @julesbp9690 5 лет назад +3969

    Me: I'm very lesbian
    Loki: *shh*
    Me: Ok

    • @-mokerly-5984
      @-mokerly-5984 5 лет назад +127

      Oh look I have found a kindred spirit! Sincerely, a lesbian who wears her Loki tee as pyjamas

    • @julesbp9690
      @julesbp9690 5 лет назад +20

      @@dolph5357 X Y no correlation, darling. I don't understand you.

    • @Pauparapa
      @Pauparapa 5 лет назад +14

      Me :")

    • @ShugoCharaLover
      @ShugoCharaLover 5 лет назад +12

      THIS I’M LAUGHI

    • @sreebeetheone
      @sreebeetheone 5 лет назад +8

      Same lmao

  • @Mary-wo9rl
    @Mary-wo9rl 4 года назад +29

    I'm listening to this with sound proof headphones PURE HEAVEN

  • @sarahriddle7211
    @sarahriddle7211 6 лет назад +271

    "Come cuddle with me by the fire"
    Ummmm I have a tons of finals stuff to do-
    "And let us never leave"
    I'm sold😍
    Also I have anxiety as well as arthritis so the multiple things hurting line really works for me.

    • @lokisdeadheart2737
      @lokisdeadheart2737  5 лет назад +8

      I am glad this could help you my dear

    • @naileagomez4819
      @naileagomez4819 5 лет назад

      I WOULD FUCKING GO RUNNING BITCH FUCK TOM HIDDLESTON

    • @sarahriddle7211
      @sarahriddle7211 4 года назад

      Reagan H. Idk I see the point; isn’t our desire to do just that the reason most of us are here in the first place?😂

  • @youllneverknowmyname
    @youllneverknowmyname 5 лет назад +318

    Loki: let us never leave
    Me: I mean, I gotta get shit done and-
    Loki: shhhhhh
    Me: O-okay

  • @savagexsamura38heart98
    @savagexsamura38heart98 5 лет назад +71

    "I will make you stonger"
    My legs:*get weaker*
    Me: LIAR- wait, hes the god of lies, duh...

    • @nelblack4829
      @nelblack4829 3 года назад

      😂😂🤣🤣🤣 ok that got me

  • @RENSLAYR
    @RENSLAYR 5 лет назад +1553

    Wtf is going on in the replies

    • @MyMxlodiii
      @MyMxlodiii 5 лет назад +14

      True

    • @dolph5357
      @dolph5357 5 лет назад +42

      Naw I'd probably die of a fever but at least I'd die in his arms 😍

    • @Ninanufu
      @Ninanufu 5 лет назад +18

      Different types of panic.

    • @cheese7432
      @cheese7432 5 лет назад +22

      I would just stop talking or give a hug to cope with my brain yelling this
      “A A A A A A A A A A A A A AA A A A A OH MY GOSH I AM RIGHT NEXT TO HIM WHAT I AM GOINGTO DOOOO A A A A AA A A A A A AA A”

    • @RENSLAYR
      @RENSLAYR 5 лет назад +2

      Aunt Becky lmao

  • @sugerkain
    @sugerkain 5 лет назад +171

    "the warmth of your body beside mine"
    me: hold oN, HOLD ON, HOLD ON-

  • @harleygracevlogsthings5005
    @harleygracevlogsthings5005 3 года назад +44

    Me: *is listening in my study*
    Husband: *knocks on door* Whatcha listening to?
    Me: “Uh...guided meditations...”

  • @graveyardcat
    @graveyardcat 5 лет назад +1556

    And just like that... I'm pregnant

  • @leahmccabe4812
    @leahmccabe4812 5 лет назад +391

    Loki: "A-"
    Me: "GET HEEELP!!!" 💔
    *Throws Phone*

  • @thestarprince
    @thestarprince 3 года назад +57

    Loki: “let us never leave”
    Me: but I have online school in like 10 minut-
    Loki: *shhh*
    Me: -////- ok this is fine- I’ll just skip

  • @katenova1922
    @katenova1922 5 лет назад +1168

    I've been listening to this for, like, two months every single day and somehow it cured my depression.. So thank you a lot

    • @auroraitaliana9061
      @auroraitaliana9061 3 года назад +58

      Stuff like this helps my depression a lot because I like ignoring my life and escaping into my own realities... it's my one and only positive coping machamsisim

    • @ninjane8599
      @ninjane8599 3 года назад +9

      @I M If you want to talk I'm here♡ I feel the same, I don't have one single moment of happiness in my life that I can think of

    • @dianagottschalk1424
      @dianagottschalk1424 3 года назад +9

      That's a prescription/regimen I can get behind. I'm on day 3 and it's been life changing. Thanks doc

    • @yelenasvest4247
      @yelenasvest4247 3 года назад +4

      it makes me think none of this is going to be true ever but at least it gives me hope and motivation to shift also it makes me purely happy so thank you it helps

    • @lindathetford3776
      @lindathetford3776 3 года назад

      @Anakin I hope things become better for you. It may not seem like it but they will. You're here you're fighting and you're alive and that's wonderful you have that to be happy for because every moment you're alive is a chance for things to get better I'm not saying it will happen overnight it may take weeks or even years but it will happen I promise you I know people who are living proof. I wish you the absolute best in the world and I hope my words bring some comfort :)

  • @aestheticdreams1199
    @aestheticdreams1199 5 лет назад +287

    Me: Mom, I swear I'm not ga-
    Creator of this video: are you sure about that.

    • @MichixEdits
      @MichixEdits 5 лет назад +18

      Mulan Mcnugget Szechuan Sauce Creator: *_im about to end this man’s whole career_*

  • @gigglyobi-wankenobi9582
    @gigglyobi-wankenobi9582 4 года назад +62

    me: *sees title* oh, this can’t be so bad
    loki: SHHHHHH
    me: *inhuman noises*

  • @mag-narwhal
    @mag-narwhal 5 лет назад +228

    Loki-"my dear"
    Me-*breathes a shaky breath in* "oh my Gods....... *whispers* finally

  • @natyvasova90
    @natyvasova90 5 лет назад +135

    This made me cry... And felt like I was actually in his arms...

    • @sopas8512
      @sopas8512 5 лет назад +2

      Natalia sV same sis what a dream right

    • @juliam9111
      @juliam9111 5 лет назад +4

      I'm one of those people who can feel or smell or hear what you're describing to me, so it truly felt as if he was right there, me hearing the beat of his heart, him encouraging me, his arms wrapped around me and making me feel safe and warm and loved.
      I remember the first time I ever heard this video, my eyes were closed the whole time, and I remember feeling a tear fall from my cheek when I opened them at the end.

    • @ВероникаЯкунина-т8щ
      @ВероникаЯкунина-т8щ 4 года назад +1

      @@juliam9111
      o my God

    • @jameslogan1958
      @jameslogan1958 4 года назад +1

      I literally sobbed. Because my family, I feel, really doesn't support me

  • @xloveablekimx
    @xloveablekimx 3 года назад +16

    Listens to this in 2021... Omg I can't wait for the loki series to begin ❤️

  • @blerdygoddess
    @blerdygoddess 5 лет назад +1714

    Me: *watching this video*
    FBI: *texts my phone*
    FBI: why tf you screaming so loud

    • @lukadeavin6976
      @lukadeavin6976 5 лет назад +6

      Me:because Loki/tom hiddleston thats what!!!

    • @cheese7432
      @cheese7432 5 лет назад +13

      Me: watch these
      FBI: *Screams*

    • @trashcancat1
      @trashcancat1 5 лет назад +6

      Me: *is watching this*
      FBI agent watching my phone: Go back in there, tear

    • @adriannasmith8033
      @adriannasmith8033 5 лет назад +2

      Last Friday night with Loki ( fanfiction)
      Write by: Adrianna Smith
      You were dating Loki dressed up in contemporary all nicer then black. In stead he's we're in all beach theme.
      We went to bar which you never really go to the bars just because alot of thugs. You don't drink because how sensitive you are with alcohol. And even if it's controlled you get drowsy or even fall asleep and even starting get tipsy.
      Which it's rare like one time you were laughing and you tired to stop but you just can't. You were at Asgard visiting with Loki.
      Anyway, you were at the bar just finished your meal and drinking your sangria. Just then a live band was starting to play. You love live band music and Loki knew that you love to dance and to sing.
      Loki was so distracted but because thinking about how attractive you are.
      It's obvious since he's places his hands on your hips.
      Your heart is beating fast . While you were dancing, a little uncomfortable at first. Then he correct his position of his hands.
      During the slow dance swing his hips back and forth along with yours. One hand is on your hip and the other is rapping around your waist.
      You placed your head on his chest just to hear his heartbeats in his chest. Button down shirt with lightly open just to see some hairs in chest. After few minutes you and Loki finished your drinks this time you are more less aware of your surroundings.
      Not realizing that someone was trying to kill your boyfriend/feoncay. Who is working for Thanos which he is spying you and Loki.
      While they followed and you where walking to Loki hotel room. But they were interrupted by the Avengers. And they were arrested because they had stolen that belongs to the Avengers.
      Anyway, you were too nervous get physical. But Loki wasn't hesitating to make his first moved. To kissing passionately as he is carrie's you. You you grew weak and he was making out with you. Under the stars at the hotel balcony looking over the ocean of gulf of Mexico.
      Miss the tropics ocean beaches of Florida.
      And have fun with her family and friends.
      What's making it worse is losing her career and health conditions is not doing well enough to support to get a better pay job that she dreams about. But last Friday night with Loki is a good one.
      The end
      Link:Lokigirl721.weebly.com

    • @anderalexandra2793
      @anderalexandra2793 5 лет назад +7

      your neighbor: SHUT UP IM TRYING TO SLEEP

  • @Odea-2896
    @Odea-2896 6 лет назад +716

    Many fandoms would kill to have this kind of content XD. Thank you so so so much for sharing this, I need it so badly. Loki is the one who really helped through my anxiety, thank you thank you thank you again for this ❤❤❤

    • @lokisdeadheart2737
      @lokisdeadheart2737  6 лет назад +18

      You're welcome!!! It makes me so so happy I could help!!

  • @Mrsharleylamb
    @Mrsharleylamb 5 лет назад +13

    The fact that I fell asleep the first 2 seconds of him talking. My heart melted instantly

  • @desiree8812
    @desiree8812 5 лет назад +366

    why am I crying in my bed at 3 am??

    • @kaiya7278
      @kaiya7278 5 лет назад

      Desirée Arzà lmaooo me

    • @naileagomez4819
      @naileagomez4819 5 лет назад +1

      BITCH BECAUSE THIS IS THE MOST HORRIFYING SHIT EVER CREATED TF

    • @joy-he4ew
      @joy-he4ew 5 лет назад

      @@naileagomez4819 reeee calm dooownn :0

    • @frogatka2164
      @frogatka2164 5 лет назад

      same

    • @zhansayamustafina9726
      @zhansayamustafina9726 5 лет назад

      Cuz you realize he is dead and not real... *drop of tear going down my cheek*

  • @petracastro7870
    @petracastro7870 6 лет назад +308

    I can't watch.
    I'm screaming so hard that I can't watch.
    Aaaa

  • @musicalifornia49
    @musicalifornia49 3 года назад +13

    I've died and gone to heaven. I don't think I can sleep to this though because I am way too in love with him. His voice makes me melt, and just imagining actually being in Loki's arms is the most magical thing ever.
    Edit: I'm actually crying irl right now this is so beautiful.

  • @agata_horosz4991
    @agata_horosz4991 5 лет назад +270

    This voice, I like it... ANOTHER !💚💚💚💚

    • @RENSLAYR
      @RENSLAYR 5 лет назад

      Agata_ Horosz omfg u just did that well guess what

    • @Jacquetta0791
      @Jacquetta0791 5 лет назад +1

      😂😂😂

    • @ambrosia893
      @ambrosia893 5 лет назад

      Okay Thor.... LMAO 😂 gods this man is soooo dreamy!

  • @dalazygurl3105
    @dalazygurl3105 5 лет назад +119

    6:18 "and focus on your breath"
    Me: bruh I'm doing my homework at 4AM and I can't even concentrate cause I'm focusing on your voice😂❤️

  • @sangwoodxddy4791
    @sangwoodxddy4791 3 года назад +9

    Thank you. After fighting with my mom, I searched "Loki Comfort Audio" and this popped up first. I hoped for an amazing audio and I got an extraordinary audio. I began crying more and started to calm down as he told me to breathe in and out. No thank you would ever be enough to express how much I am grateful for this. I love you and keep this up! ❤️❤️❤️

  • @dynamodayak
    @dynamodayak 6 лет назад +400

    Me too,I need a Loki holding me in his arms and helping me fall asleep.. But....how do I get a Loki for myself?

  • @jasmeetkaur9523
    @jasmeetkaur9523 6 лет назад +302

    best 10 minutes of my life

    • @isabelmarin
      @isabelmarin 6 лет назад +1

      Jasmeet Kaur Same😀

    • @naileagomez4819
      @naileagomez4819 5 лет назад

      WORST TEN MINUTES OF MY LIFE TOM HIDDLESTON IS A DISSAPOINTMENT FUCK HIM

    • @lanieperez3907
      @lanieperez3907 5 лет назад +2

      @@naileagomez4819
      Dude, Calm down.

    • @lanieperez3907
      @lanieperez3907 5 лет назад

      @@naileagomez4819
      You've been commenting this alot.
      Are you ok?
      Why are you mad?

    • @naileagomez4819
      @naileagomez4819 5 лет назад

      Omg i didn't write this I'm sorry my friend did he's a jerk im sorry

  • @heenapeena
    @heenapeena 5 лет назад +14

    I feel like this is what exactly frigga would have told loki when loki himself was having an anxiety attack or was feeling depressed as a kid, and loki is using his mother's way to make others feel better, since it's worked on him many times, even after her death.

    • @Alex-AzerusAngel
      @Alex-AzerusAngel 3 года назад +3

      Aww that is such a precious way to think of it 😊

  • @Angel-sp6ww
    @Angel-sp6ww 5 лет назад +203

    Loki:*starts talking*
    Me:*drops down on the ground and dies in russian*
    Me:*starts crying irl*
    Loki:"dry those eyes..."
    Me:*confused af* how did you know?!
    Loki:"What hurts you?....i will hold you until your hands stop hurting you"
    Me:*interenely screaming*
    Loki:*suddle breathing and quiet heart beats*
    Me:*Dies*
    loki:"don't worry, everything will be okay"
    Me:You're killing meh!! *dying*
    Loki:"nothing needs your attention other then my voice, focus on me"
    Me:BRAH!
    Loki:"whenever you're ready..open your eyes.."
    Me:*opens my eyes* no!
    Loki:"I'm here for you..."
    Me:You're not tho!*cries*
    Loki:"i will love you"
    Me:I do not deserve this!!! *Dies in his arms*
    Edit:i'm crying irl...help??
    Edit 2:i actually feel someone touching me...bro...help??
    Edit 3:I'm sad now...i've rewatched it 2 times by now...can i die??😭

    • @anjobie
      @anjobie 5 лет назад +16

      how do you die in Russian? "I'm just imagine you drop down on the ground and say some stereotipicall russian thing like "Aaaah Wodka"

    • @PhoenixMilk
      @PhoenixMilk 4 года назад +2

      Я умираю по - русски

    • @alenkasotina3596
      @alenkasotina3596 3 года назад +3

      Россия для грустных 😭

    • @Hanna-tp3df
      @Hanna-tp3df 3 года назад +5

      That was a full on movie😭✋🏽

  • @AnimeKat8849
    @AnimeKat8849 5 лет назад +874

    *thinks that this is somewhat click bait considering he screams all his screen time*
    Loki:*whspres*My dear.....
    Holy-*falls to the ground and screams*

    • @sandras2624
      @sandras2624 4 года назад +20

      "considering he screams all his screen time" - why is that so true

    • @sanya5538
      @sanya5538 4 года назад +2

      Yes

    • @sandjoons
      @sandjoons 4 года назад +24

      I think he's quite calm on his screen time, except the
      "TELLLLL MEEEEE"
      and the
      "KNEEEEEEEEEEEEEL"

    • @jasminecattell6252
      @jasminecattell6252 4 года назад +3

      Same

    • @HiroKitty
      @HiroKitty 4 года назад +5

      He makes you scream for him

  • @critterwhisperer5821
    @critterwhisperer5821 4 года назад +48

    Is this actually Tom Hiddleston??? If it is then I ain’t going to sleep
    Loki: SHHHhhhh
    Me: zzzzzz

  • @maddiesienicki2553
    @maddiesienicki2553 5 лет назад +139

    Loki: cuddle me by the fire...
    Me: alrighty I can totally do that

  • @SpaceBunny
    @SpaceBunny 5 лет назад +76

    Loki- "tell me what it is that hurts you"
    Me- the fact I'm hugging my pillow with my eyes closed pretending its you but then the video ends, I open my eyes and your not actually there 😭😭😭

    • @tonihodkinson7017
      @tonihodkinson7017 5 лет назад

      I will always be in your head the picture is nothing I have to do it so the fangirls can't find me xxx

  • @andreia4187
    @andreia4187 3 года назад +6

    I cried this whole video but not with tears, just screaming for help while shaking and listening to Loki's voice.

  • @hadesflavi
    @hadesflavi 5 лет назад +70

    For some reason I though listening to this would be a good idea
    But now Im crying alone in my bed feeling stupid for believing that this was real
    Because when I open my eyes everything vanishes

  • @ishiimo
    @ishiimo 5 лет назад +279

    Loki: I promise-
    Me: **cries while making a little "ree" sound**

  • @mariasokoowska5016
    @mariasokoowska5016 3 года назад +21

    me: plays the video thinking that its another clip of tom smiling or sth
    tom: starts talking
    me: falls on the flor and starts crying like a baby
    tom: says "Ilove you"
    me: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH Ilove you

  • @haydenlinn3147
    @haydenlinn3147 5 лет назад +238

    Man I blame your videos for my crush on Loki
    I liTeRalLY dont need more crushes on fictional characters what do you think ur doing

    • @Ninanufu
      @Ninanufu 5 лет назад

      😄😄😄

    • @blank_line
      @blank_line 5 лет назад +5

      That's why i don't need any real boy in my life. They are so under my standarts now 😅

    • @rorycaleb2661
      @rorycaleb2661 5 лет назад +1

      @dotcom once you get someone who says these things to you in person you too will succome to the love of nonfiction persons aswell

    • @glutenfreedead
      @glutenfreedead 5 лет назад +2

      Same. I love too many fictional crushes

    • @alexaserafica6192
      @alexaserafica6192 5 лет назад +5

      yes but tom hiddleston is real😉