Just when you thought you were safe after your dad broke his arm in that skiing accident. Spank-o-matic 5000 is here to ensure no punishment goes un-punished.
You have finally made a video that I can't make suggestive comments about, it's perfect the way it is. Thank you, this was a great start to today. But I would like the Spank Master 5,000,000 on a shirt.
This is waaaaay beyond the press... 5,000,000 Shades Of Press Beyond The Hydraulic Door Lauri Does Press That's pretty Deep Okay I'm gonna toss myself out of the shop...
There we go! That's the intro and outro that I've grown to love from Beyond the Press! Great to see Hanna fully integrated into the channel now, and even in the regular HPC too! Looking forward to more videos of you two together making mayhem.
Maybe run a shop air hose to the grinder inside the steel tube so that it has some air supply for cooling? That might help prevent the overheating and smoking.
Did you see that the skin of the melon would come off a little bit? One part was only just so much connected. That could have been nice open wounds. The jelly is just the average consistency of human tissue. And you have to consider compression, too. You are right to say not try this at home. Thank you both for risking your skin and the temptation. :D
The word Spank/spanking/spanked count: At least 34, not counting the first time lol. As for the naughty GelBob Nopants getting spanked...I spat my drink as the close up of the slo mo googly eyes and smiling face got me good! xD
Next logical step for those spoons: Small shoes for an ass kicking machine. Bolt a donkey into position, and kick ass! ...I am really curious if you get sponsorship/advertisement offers for this series. This is SO dangerous, but funny, and I wonder what type of company would offer to sponsor.
In the future when Ballistic Bob is floating around in space After the world blows up and there is no more YT he will remember this moment for ever..... CORE MEMORIES
The safety points would've been erased if you'd let the tip hit. It's like a whip, it's the only thing that can do damage. Test was fun, but failed =P Looking fwd to the spiked disco balls
Took me a while to find the time to watch this but boy oh boy it's awesole😂😂😂 i scared my poor dog with how much i laughed. Amazing. Thank you for this hydraulic spanking experience 😂😂😂😂😂
Hi, can you please make one video testing a Casio Duro Marlin MDV 106 in the water press machin? The watch is becoming popular in watches community , so a lot of people is buying it and looking for test reviews, it would be an amazing video seeing if it lasts until 300 bar
Little did Hannah know how far down the rabbit hole she would go when she met Laurie…
The shaking eyes on the gelatin block got me so bad.
The goggly eyes had me LOLing IRL.
One of the funniest things I've seen
Who’s a naughty gel block? Oh yeah 😂
Bob likes being bit naughty :D
Some kind of roblox fleshlight
@@Beyondthepress
I can tell he likes the slap master 5,000,000 by his constant smile and eye movements 😂
You made my day 👍
No Gell block was harmed in the making of this video, just disciplined severely! Great video!
Gel Block was satisfied 😅
Just when you thought you were safe after your dad broke his arm in that skiing accident. Spank-o-matic 5000 is here to ensure no punishment goes un-punished.
I rate the most important COMEDY Points as 5,000,000 out of 5.
The camera angle straight at the gel's face too see the eyes was genius 🤣🤣🤣
"we have achieved all of our goals here today with the spank master 5000" is not a sentence I was ready for before coffee
5000000. You forgot some zeroes. 😂
New girl must be kinky.
He didn't get all of his coffee. Have some sympathy. Make another cup, man! ☕
I can see this selling pretty good in Amsterdam ;)
Yep I would also think that there is some niche use cases for this :D
Probably for the room where they have the lady and the ladder with the toilet seat on top of it.
The googly eyes on the gel block was nice touch 👌
The thumbnail kinda looked like a lawnmower blade on a grinder, that'd be an interesting one
I am scared just by reading this idea. 😂
I thought the exact same thing
Thanks for the laughs you two!
That was entertaining and educational. 😆
Now I kinda want to see a bunch of feather dusters attached to a grinder!
"I hope this doesn't awaken anything in me"
This is art.
You have finally made a video that I can't make suggestive comments about, it's perfect the way it is. Thank you, this was a great start to today.
But I would like the Spank Master 5,000,000 on a shirt.
I want Spank Master 5,000,000 on a shirt!
This has to happen. Do a video when it's released so I know when to buy.
I just want the Spank Master 5000000. No shirt. :D
This was all kinds of awesomeness.
Also, I must say Hanna never fails to bring a smile, she has such a bright lovely energy.
"Supersonic spanking" 🤣
This is waaaaay beyond the press...
5,000,000 Shades Of Press
Beyond The Hydraulic Door
Lauri Does Press
That's pretty Deep
Okay I'm gonna toss myself out of the shop...
Please report to the nurse on the way out, for some corrective… discipline…
The sound of the slapping on the ballistic gel had me laughing very hard, why was it so funny XD
There we go! That's the intro and outro that I've grown to love from Beyond the Press! Great to see Hanna fully integrated into the channel now, and even in the regular HPC too! Looking forward to more videos of you two together making mayhem.
Your test subject seemed to enjoy the spanking, they went a little cross-eyed for a bit.
It's hilarious how effective that is. Perfect non-lethal rapid-fire slaps that would leave you red but otherwise unharmed.
Both of you got so excited when you finally saw it working. The rest of us did too though 😅
Hahaha!
I would like to see a comparison using the smooth side. I feel like it would sound more slappy.
Ah man, I absolutely love this channel.
I've never been more jealous of a ballistic gel block in my life
It hurts too much, belive me
Could probably use this in some schools today. "One more word and your going to the Spankmaster's office!"
The thumbnail makes it look like lawnmower blades.
Yooooo, Hanna is a channel upgrade. 😂
Thanks a lot guys!
My wife just left me for the neighbor who has 35 spanks per second capability, after watching this video.
I think you need to attach this to our old friend router, it spins 35 000 rpm with that kind of slapping you are going to win your wife back!
@@Beyondthepress Ok, just got off the phone with her. She said more than 500 spanks per second will indeed be enough.
Thankyou for saving my marriage.
Just wait until she discovers the reciprocating saw with the [redacted] attached to it.
Gel Bob No Pants seemed to enjoy it Prrriiti Guud.
Luckily we had the bob cam to show how delighted he was!
Another ass-kickin beyond the press video! :D
You guys are so much fun to watch! Hilarious!
Maybe run a shop air hose to the grinder inside the steel tube so that it has some air supply for cooling? That might help prevent the overheating and smoking.
New shirt idea: "It was just a spanking, not anything less, not anything more"
What a way to start my Sunday morning. Watching this video, I mean.
I was waiting for you to use that doll's bottom as a target!
The googly eyes got me. That was freakin hilarious. Thank you. I needed a good laugh.
Fifty shades of grey extreme version🤣
"I think there's still some smoke left in the grinder, so let's try with the watermelon". 😂
Did you see that the skin of the melon would come off a little bit? One part was only just so much connected.
That could have been nice open wounds. The jelly is just the average consistency of human tissue. And you have to consider compression, too.
You are right to say not try this at home.
Thank you both for risking your skin and the temptation. :D
Wow! I was assuming you are just building the Spank Master 4 000 000! But you went above and beyond all expectations again!
Bullwhips next? Maybe wait until there's snow and put the targets on a sled to pull them into the danger zone?
Make sure you have your excuse ready before you turn up at the hospital with no butt
Definately the funniest video Ive watched on youtube for at least a couple of years 😅
This is the craziest bonus content animal
Take a shot everytime he says "spanked" / "spanking" 😂
Well played very well played. You made me have a chuckle
You all are the best! Thanks from Ohio!
I bet there was some testing afterwards 😄
You two have WAY to much fun with the Spank Master 5000000. 🤣
i'd wager money that knock offs of this will pop up on certain corn video websites
Glad to see Anna back with you in more videos.
That's not Ani. This is the replacement model "Hanna".
The word Spank/spanking/spanked count: At least 34, not counting the first time lol. As for the naughty GelBob Nopants getting spanked...I spat my drink as the close up of the slo mo googly eyes and smiling face got me good! xD
If you want more severe spanking I suggest using a thinner belt, that way the contract point is smaller and can cause more damage
1 of the funniest channels on YT lol never fails to make me laugh
I thought it was a lawnmower blade from the thumbnail cause they'll just bolt straight into a grinder lmao
I love your channels so much!
You should have made Gelbob a ballistic gel bum :)
They both have suspiciously pleased looks in their eyes. 😂
Definitely 5/5 for funny - could not stop laughing!
"I think we are just going to use this like seasoned area" Love it.
Of all the cool stuff you guys have done this for some reason jumps to the top
The CRASH research center has a high level of excellence I must say, widely regarded as the most prominent institution in its nische.
this is the funniest thing i've seen in years
It sounds like a car commercial: "From 0 to 15 spanks in 1 second!"
Next logical step for those spoons: Small shoes for an ass kicking machine. Bolt a donkey into position, and kick ass! ...I am really curious if you get sponsorship/advertisement offers for this series. This is SO dangerous, but funny, and I wonder what type of company would offer to sponsor.
Before the belts get unbolted, I wonder if they could be used to spread food onto a piece of bread. Peanut butter perhaps?
Someone is going to use this in one of those zombie killing movies as a modified weapon! I can see it now!
I think I might be forced to defeat my browsing history now😂
Does Hanna have her own channel?
im immediately building these
i cant wait to see my family and friends react to just the title of this video when i send it to them lol i love this series
Today Hanna learned about "smoke came out." 👍😁
So funny, funniest video yet!🤣
Robot Santa says: "Ho ho ho! You've been very naughty!"
There used to be a one-hit wonder nu metal band called Ultraspank. I feel if they had something like this, they’d still be around.
You mean Hoobastank? I'm embarrassed I even remembered the name.
In the future when Ballistic Bob is floating around in space After the world blows up and there is no more YT he will remember this moment for ever..... CORE MEMORIES
From the look on is face we now know why Gel Bob has no pants 🥴
The safety points would've been erased if you'd let the tip hit. It's like a whip, it's the only thing that can do damage. Test was fun, but failed =P Looking fwd to the spiked disco balls
I'd buy that for a dollar 😂
my wife said the ballistic gel dude looked like he did not mind LMFAO
"DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME"
TRIES IT AT HOME
Lauri: Whatever are all these.
Err, why, i do believe those may well be spanking rivets my good sir!
Took me a while to find the time to watch this but boy oh boy it's awesole😂😂😂 i scared my poor dog with how much i laughed. Amazing. Thank you for this hydraulic spanking experience 😂😂😂😂😂
So if your baby refuses to eat with the Baby Feeder 5 000 000 then you upgrade it to the Spank Master 5 000 000 and discipline your baby
"We haven't had this fun in a long time... ...at work" :D
"Spank Master five million" was my nickname in high school
I love the Finnish sense of humor. As a descendant of Finns living in the USA may I have permission to move back there?
When your kinky asf but you're also lazy asf..... 😂
Funny how this was in my recommended videos on Valentine's day 🤔
Dying Grinder is a good band name.
I vote for socks of hot nickles used next 😂
Hi, can you please make one video testing a Casio Duro Marlin MDV 106 in the water press machin? The watch is becoming popular in watches community , so a lot of people is buying it and looking for test reviews, it would be an amazing video seeing if it lasts until 300 bar
Yet another reason to be thankful for the Nordics.
I love it!
BOBCAM IS GENIOUS!! 😂
you just turned on the whole BDSM community with this video
Lmao that's the best one yet. 🤣
You can get about double the rpm out of a router, but it's probably harder to put on custom attachments.
LOL - awesome. I expected some more damage though.