“Your body is suffering from acute dehydration due to the exorbitant amount of sodium chloride you’ve been ingesting, causing osmosis to occur at the lining of the cells, leading to more dihydrogen monoxide at the exterior, rather than interior.”
I wish you a swift recovery. I had a recent stint there myself. Spontaneous pneumothorax (collapsed lung for those that don't know the fancy terms). Was plugged into the wall alike an appliance for a week in a pretty decent amount of pain cuz of the mistake they made with the wire they put in my chest. Had to watch ASMR to fall asleep. Could relax otherwise. Now have tingle nigh immunity
@@alesinianunderdyne5021 i turned out to have walking pneumonia &’ my oxygen levels were low , they’re supposed to be at 95 , i was at 79 &’ not even 30 minutes ago my nurse had to come shake me out my sleep cause it started to get low again
I tried to follow directions and look up with my left eye (had surgery on it when I was a kid, it's not strong enough to look up so it goes left and I get headaches). Now I feel like an idiot lol
you probably didn’t know or you did know, but the fear of long words is Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia… I know right? The doctors really trolled when they named this
I only see 7-10 min of a vid before I fall asleep, so now I go back for the parts I have missed. I can only imagine how much work is involved in making new content.
Son:Dad why’s my sisters name rose Me:Well it’s because your mother loved roses Son:Thanks dad Me:No problem ASMR Sheesh The Most Bussin Detailed Orbital Eye Exam You’ve Watched Roleplay (Medical Sleep Light).
Mi estimado, no tiene mucho que conozco tu contenido, sin embargo debo admitir que me relaja bastante. Algo que he notado es que siempre el paciente hace un buen trabajo y en todos los exámenes siempre sale bien. Créeme, pagaría por ver un examen médico tuyo donde atiendas a un paciente burro y que salga con muchos problemas. P.d. si ya tienes uno así pásame el link por favor, que he revisado tus videos y no lo encuentro. ;)
Have you ever wondered when he said “please square up with me” and then got boxed straight in the nose lol. Is that why he says “you can put your hands down”?
Lets go, Drop those likes if you're watching this later 😎
Ok
Yess
Like si hablas español❓
Was up dire
._.
I’m crying, he said “sheesh most bussin asmr” that sounded so nyc 🤣
🤣🤣 sheesh
Omg this man on comments is the best
The “you can put your hands down” gets me every time without fail😂
🤣🤣 hahahaha well, I already know what you guys are up to
Bruh it makes me laugh cause I imagine when he says square up with me just a person on a doctor table just putting dukes up 😂
Sheeesh, this gon be exciting
Yes 👏
I got an ASMR ad before this video and it was the kindest thing RUclips has ever done to me.
Sounds balanced, as all things should be 😁
I got a 2020 Honda Civic ad
My eyes are feeling much better now thank you Dr. Hit.
You’re welcome, glad to help 😁
The doctor: square up with me please.
Me: 👊😐👊
Bruh
Go outside 😬
@@username.zero0 catch me outside, how bout that
Sup tho 💪🏽😎
You should make a doctors exam where you use words like “phsyconuclear photosynthesis” and pretend that you know what you’re talking about 😂
I need to see this
“Your body is suffering from acute dehydration due to the exorbitant amount of sodium chloride you’ve been ingesting, causing osmosis to occur at the lining of the cells, leading to more dihydrogen monoxide at the exterior, rather than interior.”
@@chinmustache6420 I understand
🤣🤣 oh boy I might have to add this somehow
@@chinmustache6420 same bro same
Only DireHit can pull that title off
🤣🤣 sheeesh thanks
i love it when i go to the eye doctors and they have a teeth model on the shelf
Just make sure not to look at them 🤣
“You can put your hands down”
I see you have learned from previous mistakes 😂😂
Im glad you listened 🤣
“Read the fourth line, but backwards”
My left eye: Nah, I’m good
🤣🤣
this video came at the right time! goodnight everybody
Good night, glad I got it out on time for you :)
watching this in the hospital so i can keep myself calm from all these machines 😩
Hope you’re ok! 💖
I wish you a swift recovery. I had a recent stint there myself. Spontaneous pneumothorax (collapsed lung for those that don't know the fancy terms). Was plugged into the wall alike an appliance for a week in a pretty decent amount of pain cuz of the mistake they made with the wire they put in my chest. Had to watch ASMR to fall asleep. Could relax otherwise. Now have tingle nigh immunity
@@xGravesyte thank you , i just have walking pneumonia &’ my oxygen levels are low .
@@alesinianunderdyne5021 i turned out to have walking pneumonia &’ my oxygen levels were low , they’re supposed to be at 95 , i was at 79 &’ not even 30 minutes ago my nurse had to come shake me out my sleep cause it started to get low again
Hope you enjoyed the video, sorry to hear you might not be doing so well 🥺. Hope you get better quickly ✌🏽
So glad I was on the same page when he said “square up with me” and immediately said he didn’t mean as a fight
Me when I read the title: 😐
Me listening to the video: 😴
🤣🤣 perfect. Goals were met
Clicked for the Sheeeeesh, stayed for the tinglies ✨
Sheeeeeesh them tingles 🙌🏽
I tried to follow directions and look up with my left eye (had surgery on it when I was a kid, it's not strong enough to look up so it goes left and I get headaches). Now I feel like an idiot lol
It’s okay if you can’t do it, just do what you can 😁
This man’s shape up is ALWAYS sharp 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
When this vid is coming thru i was like : o-ohh SHEEESSHH let's get the tingles
Sheeesh ✌🏽
you probably didn’t know or you did know, but the fear of long words is Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia… I know right? The doctors really trolled when they named this
Lol they did
Mf'n fade too clean my guy 🤌🏻
Thanks for mirin the cut G 😎
@@DireHit i wanna smack it with some aftershave
That is the funniest title I've ever heard for an asmr video
🤣🤣🤣
This guy deserves more views this is so good 😊
Thank you! I appreciate that 🙌🏽
SHEEEEEESH *angels singing*
SHEEEEESH who is hendery?
@@djaygaming8296 kpop idol
@@lalily222 okay.
Sheeeeesh 💪🏽
@@DireHit SHEEEEESHHHHH❤️
This is really good, respectfully my guy
Thank you :)
I only see 7-10 min of a vid before I fall asleep, so now I go back for the parts I have missed. I can only imagine how much work is involved in making new content.
Son:Dad why’s my sisters name rose
Me:Well it’s because your mother loved roses
Son:Thanks dad
Me:No problem ASMR Sheesh The Most Bussin Detailed Orbital Eye Exam You’ve Watched Roleplay (Medical Sleep Light).
🤣lol ok
Win
mans got the sheeeesh fade
Sheeesh i see you miring the cut G 😎
Sheesh this exam is BUSSIN
Fantastic, as usual. I love these!
Thank you 🙏
Omfg he really referenced the sandwich breathe meme
Love your enthusiasm. One if the best and realistic roleplays I have ever seen. Keep it up.
Thank you so much. Glad you enjoy them :)
sheeesh, finally a new video
Sheeesh
To me, your still underrated.
Thank you 😊
wish you still did asmr vids. you're the best at it 🥺
Title: sheeeesh
Me: sheeeesh
The whole world: sheeeesh
Sheeesh
This was indeed the most Bussin eye examination video I have ever watched
Im glad you agree lol
Reminder set! 💜💜💜
Thank you for coming 😁
Nobody:
The planes in the background: WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
🤣🤣
WASSUP AGAIN? Love from Portugal. Love the vids, they are 🤌
Thank you 🙏 as always 👏
That's one crispy haircut. That fade though!
Thanks man 😎
Sheeesh that exam was bussin bussin
Sheeeesh thank you
Mi estimado, no tiene mucho que conozco tu contenido, sin embargo debo admitir que me relaja bastante.
Algo que he notado es que siempre el paciente hace un buen trabajo y en todos los exámenes siempre sale bien.
Créeme, pagaría por ver un examen médico tuyo donde atiendas a un paciente burro y que salga con muchos problemas.
P.d. si ya tienes uno así pásame el link por favor, que he revisado tus videos y no lo encuentro. ;)
🤣🤣 haha gracias por la idea. Todavía no tengo un video así pero pronto
Im watchinh this as its premiering!!!
Thank you for coming to the premiere 😁
This has been helping me so much.Trying to sleep , thanks very much.😪😪
Excellent, hope you got some solid sleep 😴
How did I only find you tonight, good sir? Immediately subscribed and now I’m off to bed 🙌🏼
Haha idk, thank you and welcome 🙏
Bro that's bussin bussin
😁 sheeeesh
Have you ever wondered when he said “please square up with me” and then got boxed straight in the nose lol. Is that why he says “you can put your hands down”?
1 hour?! Sheeeesh
Sheeesh
Ahhhhhh love it ❤️
Excellent 😎
Nice vid :) congrats on hitting 100k subs. Proud of u fam 🔥🔥
Thank you much appreciated 🙏
SHEEESH 😎
Sheeeesh
I was gone for a week and I come back to the this title.
What happened.
🤣🤣 lol just a funny title using meme words
Everyone in live chat. 102k bro?! Underrated!
Haha thanks :)
I love the videos they have helped a lot
Glad they can help :)
I just wanna say i love the title
Sheeeesh thank you
“Location: New York” he broke into a New York doctors office
I like your vids, yet I feel I get more tingles from your soft voice than from your whispering
Thank you, ah okay I got back and forth between whispering and soft spoken for those who like one or the other
Nice giant eye lol this was real long and helpful to fall asleep to. Thanks chris!! 😉❤
Lol thanks, glad you liked it 🤣🤣🤣
Sheeesh, bruh. It do be like that tho. Bus down 💆🏽
Bussin bussin 💪🏽
Ok that's the best asmr video I have ever seen. And then he goes square up with me and you can put your hands down
Haha glad you enjoyed it :)
This is indeed bussin
😎
Hola cuando vas a hacer asmr en ESPAÑOL PORFA😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁
aca te dejo mi canal de asmr en español ruclips.net/video/luD-Rl-PUxk/видео.html
Can you please some eye exam videos with the light in the back off?
are those the E.D.I.T.H glasses?
Yes 😎
This dude knows how to get my ears off 😂😂😂😂
😯 lol
Sheeeeesh this asmr bussin
Shheeeesh
Sheeesh
Sheeeeeeesh look at that lineup 👌🏽
Sheeesh
this is why being early is a godsend
Yes 🙌🏽
Sheeeshh love this also i shared your RUclips channel to friends for they can subscribe!
Omg thank you so much for sharing. I really appreciate that 🙏
@@DireHit for sure g
I just read line 7, it’s F E L O P Z D
Sheeesshh fresh trim mate
Sheeesh!! Thanks
I have a eye exam today lol
Perfect, a real one and a virtual one 😁
Sheeeeeeh was that sandwich good
Sheeeesh it was delicious 😁
Love the title DireHit it do be a bussin exam tho 😂😂
Sheeeesh thank you lol
@@DireHit your welcome haha
You look a lot like the guy from the RUclips channel udy
Idk who that is 😅
Perfect timing.
Perfect time for sleep hopefully 😁
sheeeesh bro🇵🇷
Sheeesh
This was definitely bussin🙌🏾
Sheeesh thank you 😎
@@DireHit yw😎
Best title award goes to... sandwich man!
Thanks lol
Sheesh this eye exam is bussin 😎
Sheeesh
Sheesh, this really is bussin. My eyes havent been bussin but after this they’re bussin again. Your a real bussin dude DireHit
🤣🤣🤣 got you homie
This title is absolutely hilarious 😆
Lol 😂 it really is
Very Cool ASMR 💖😎💖😃💖🤗💖
Thanks
this s**t bussin bussin 🔥
Sheeesh
Yeeesss 😍😍😍
Yessss
FreshCutHit ASMR
Sup tho 😎
Sheeeeeesh
Sheeesh
Why do I get the instinct to speak to him in Spanish-
🤷🏽♂️ I do speak Spanish so idk
bro when will u upload a new video? 🙏
Love your channel almost as much as I love your cut g SHEEEEEEEEEEEEESH😶🌫️
Sheeesh
Uff, out here with the fresh cut. I see you!
😎 sup tho
*Don't you cry over no spilled milk. Yummy88 China Mac kids meal, shout out to the homies that be keepin it real*
yes bestie
Hi
@@DireHit Hey🙋🏿♀️
U don’t green screens I like the background
I haven’t green screen in months, been using the background instead 😁
Love your cut G!
Thanks for mirin the cut G 😎
The tittle of this video🤣
Sheeeesh hahaha
2:15 .. I asked u last time doc.. what chu trynna get into ??🤨👊🏾 square up
Sup tho 😎
The doctor will see you now…