SORRY SIR I HAVENT GOT MY BOOKS NOR DOES RON AAAHHH FUCK YOU HARRY DOES ANYONE KNOW WHAT MIGHT THIS BE EE EEE EEEE E E E GRANGER PUTS HAND UP FUCK YOU MRS GRANGER
That’s public schools though. Most private schools (at least in my country) are really strict with the academic performance of the students, and will kick you out if you don’t do well.
"Professor Dumbledore, sir, wait, listen, Professor Dumbledore, sir, it wasn't Harry -" "Hagrid -" "In fact I'd be prepared to say it in front of the Ministry of Magic-" "HAGRID -" "It wasn't Harry. What are you doing here, GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!" "Relax-" "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?" "I do not believe-" "Take me where? Not Azkaban Prison!" "-that Harry attacked anyone." "Well of course you don't. If anybody was looking for some stuff, all they'd have to do would be to follow the spiders-" "HAAAAGRIDDD!" "You're a wizard, DUMBLEDORERAAAAYYYY AHAHAHHAA AYYYYYYYYYARRRRYYYARRRRYYY AHAHAHAHA-! "SILLLEEEEEENNCCEEEEE!" Honestly the best bit!
"Attention!" "Attention!!" "Attentioooooon!!" "Silence!" "Sileeeence!!" "SIIIIILEEEEEEEEENCE!!" Definitely one of the funniest scenes in all of your YTPs!!
"I'll be in my bedroom, making noise and pretending that I'm a wizard!" *"Excellent!"* *Turns to Dudley with a scowl* "And you?" lol idk why this made me laugh so much
+Bhorius Hagrids mental confusion was the most laughable part of this video... Hahaha! : ) I Think Hagrid might have belived he was the principal of the school at some point...
I love after Dumbledore is done having explosive diarrhea he just flushed and says, that was fun. Lol, gets me every single time. This is one of my favorite YTPs you have done next to the wrath of dumbledore and mad hagrid and the no one like Harry
Oh my god the whole scene from 3:59 had me laughing so much. I haven't laughed like that in years. You deserve so many more subscribers! Fantastic video man
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Any friend of Harry's is a friend of Harry's.
Oh wow slughorn are they really??
NH hi brother
Who woulda thought
No shit Slughorn!
Don’t say “any friend of Harry’s is a friend of Harry’s” in that ungrateful way
When people ask me my plans for my school holidays:
“I’ll be in my bedroom, making noise and pretending I’m a wizard.”
My whole quarantine in a nutshell
me rn
“And you will not fuck it up”
The complete OPPOSITE of what he serpost to do.
"I'll be in my bedroom, making noise and pretending that I exist"
"I'll be in my bedroom, making noise and pretending that I'm a wizard."
"Excellent!"
And you?
...I'll be waiting to open the whores!
To right you will
"With any luck this could well be the day i make the biggest deal of my rear, and you will not, fuck it up."
@@fallenangelpvp2003 I read this at the same time he said it.
4:54 "first person to touch the cup will be murdered"
well...you're not wrong...
Too soon
Holy shit i didn't even think of that...
well cedric and harry touched the cup at the same time but I give a pass because it's pretty funny
@@frogchip6484 And both of them get killed by the same person . Technically, murdered.
@@rangv733 not really. Cedric was killed by Wormtail and Harry was killed by Voldomort.
Study hard, and you will be rewarded.
Fail to do so, and you will be rewarded.
Seems legit.
Any friend of Harry’s is a friend of Harry’s Seems legit
I thought this took place in Britain, not America.
Fear .Tear *fuck me* and you will be rewarded.
SORRY SIR I HAVENT GOT MY BOOKS NOR DOES RON
AAAHHH FUCK YOU HARRY
DOES ANYONE KNOW WHAT MIGHT THIS BE EE EEE EEEE E E E
GRANGER PUTS HAND UP
FUCK YOU MRS GRANGER
Your a wizard dumbldore
Private schools be like:
Study hard and you will be rewarded.
Fail to do so and you will be rewarded.
What
@@ssssSTopmotion What is confusing you?
That’s public schools though. Most private schools (at least in my country) are really strict with the academic performance of the students, and will kick you out if you don’t do well.
@@EndOfSmallSanctuary97 well as you say, it is very country-dependent.
@Julian no, I meant private
"You're very much like your father"
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
raping 2 generations l, well done
3:30
Don’t say “you’re very much like your father” in that ungrateful way!
Stop it!
"Professor Dumbledore, sir, wait, listen, Professor Dumbledore, sir, it wasn't Harry -"
"Hagrid -"
"In fact I'd be prepared to say it in front of the Ministry of Magic-"
"HAGRID -"
"It wasn't Harry. What are you doing here, GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!"
"Relax-"
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?"
"I do not believe-"
"Take me where? Not Azkaban Prison!"
"-that Harry attacked anyone."
"Well of course you don't. If anybody was looking for some stuff, all they'd have to do would be to follow the spiders-"
"HAAAAGRIDDD!"
"You're a wizard, DUMBLEDORERAAAAYYYY AHAHAHHAA AYYYYYYYYYARRRRYYYARRRRYYY AHAHAHAHA-!
"SILLLEEEEEENNCCEEEEE!"
Honestly the best bit!
fucking lost my shit there
Same XDDDD
i can't believe i missed it the first time i watched this it's so funny
Dumbledore was already beginning his wrath
I read this while watching the video.
Dumbledore: "Cedric Diggory was murdered by Rubeus Hagrid"
Everybody: **claps**
Snape: "Avada Kedavra"
Harry: "No !"
"Attention!"
"Attention!!"
"Attentioooooon!!"
"Silence!"
"Sileeeence!!"
"SIIIIILEEEEEEEEENCE!!"
Definitely one of the funniest scenes in all of your YTPs!!
I could barely breathe XD
So true!
I agree, I had tears of laughter down my face watching that😂😂😂
That broke immersion a little. Dumbledore would say silence once and people would listen.
Clyax113. Thats the whole point why its funny XD
"So you could send messages to your sexy bitches" OMG I CRIED
Mlpforever "Ill be in my bedroom making noises and pretending im a wizard"
+Mlpforever So Harry's been sending letters to Hermoine, Ginny and Luna.
Yea probably
+JTN L and cho.
+Book Nerd Pinkie Pie I died
"shut up Seamus."
DONT YOU DA.."shut up Seamus."
It's Seamus.
Shut up Seamus
Shut up Meg
It sounds like "Shup Seamus."
"Shut up Seamus"
Don't you dare!
@@CalumHGaming shut up Seamus 😂lol
It’s sheamus
@@ThatGuy-er5yt its Seamus but pronounced as shaemus
"Cedric Diggory was MURDERED, by.. Rubeus Hagrid!"
LOL
Crowd: *Enthusiastic clapping and cheering*
Amos : It my son that my boy
A flawless transition too!
👏👏👏
Hooray
"You are a wizard dumbledoor"! I died XD
how can a door be dumble
Dumbledore lol
Ackermaniac dumbledore*
Heh heh heh
HURAAAAAAY
Hahaha 🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Every friend of Harry's is a friend of Harry's" well fuck me that's fucking brilliant, ten points to Slughorn family.
the bit with hagrid where he starts saying all the lines he's had in the whole series was amazing
TheLankieMidget Those were not all the lines he had...
@@SomeGuyWhoPlaysGames333 woooooosh
@@anddoomsticeforall8140 You dont even know what does woooosh means you inbred. The original comment wasnt even a joke.
@@SomeGuyWhoPlaysGames333 key word: "starts" saying all the lines
Dumbledore: First person to touch the cup will be murdered.
Guess Cedric learned that the hard way.
Hahah yeah
"Be brave, Professor. Be brave like my mother." Oh, man. Now you've dragged Harry's mother into this. lol
Yes very true he r***d h so he r***s him back classic
Him that's what I meant
- You're a wizard Dumbledore
- *:o*
ayy! ahaha
You are a wizard, Dumbledore...
Me: No shit Sherlock
Ö
Im a what
Hooray! Hahaha
The Dumbledore toilet scene had me in stitches haha
That was fun :)
I do love shitting
Me too the he was like "well that was fun" OMG ROTFLMAO😂😂😂😂
TOTALLY XD XD XD
"That was fun."
XD
"Sir Dicholas"
The Hagrid scene was awesome lmao
What are you doing here? Get outta my houuse! Take me where?! Not Azkaban prison?? Yer a wizard, Dumbledore
+Doctor Llahnevar He's very confused, isn't he? XD
"I'll be in my bedroom, making noise and pretending that I'm a wizard."
@@RanDMdude-xx8ge Ah-ah-I’ll be waiting to open the hoOReS.
Excellent!
…..and you?
Ron: shut up Seamus.
Seamus: DONT YOU DARE-
Ron: shut up Seamus.
you have to admit, though. fire's pretty fascinating.
shu'up Seamus.
+Rosy Jk_8
Seamus to Harry: I wanted to apologise...
Ron: Shut up Seamus! Too late to apologise! Harry is MINE!
@@Anonymoussomeonenr1
Nice name. XD
You should of added the scene where Ron is getting poisoned.
Harry can be like: Proffesor! Help me!
And Slughorn just goes: ahh
😂😂😂
That's a nice idea, thank you! +Rose Joseph-Kevan
+JClayton 1994 :)
@@JClayton1994 AYYY
"First person to touch the cup will be murdered" I think that's somewhat close to what actually happened lol
Very true
"I will be in my bedroom making noise and pretending that I'M A WIZARD" lol
And you ?
@@simsanimations3529 I'll..I'll..I'll..I'll be waiting to open the c*nt!
@@TheLazyFusspot_3428 Too right you will. With any luck this could be the day I make the biggest deal of my rear, and you will not f-k it up.
4:08 - 4:40
I've never laughed this hard before. :'D
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SIIIIIIILEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENCE!!!!
Somehow I knew you were talking about the "SILENCE!" part XD.
Kiwi I
Scieeeeeeeeeeeeeeence!
That's cool how at the start Snape says "JClayton 1994"
Yeah I like it too
new intro for him!!
“First to touch the cup will be murdered”
Well technically you aint wrong
"I'll be in my bedroom, making noise and pretending that I'm a wizard!"
*"Excellent!"*
*Turns to Dudley with a scowl*
"And you?"
lol idk why this made me laugh so much
Ah
Ah
Ah
I’ll be waiting to open the whOOres.
Love it how they cheer Dumbledore saying 'cock'
SILENCE!
SIILENCE!
SIIILENCEEEE
+Jimmy Cotreau Poor Dumbledore... All those idiotic students!
SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Jimmy Cotreau SUYYYLL *AAAAAA* HAAAAAaaaaaaaaaNCE
Snape Likes Children.
Dumbledore Likes Children.
Slughorn Likes Children.
WHO'S NEXT?!
Lockhart Likes Children. XD
Gilderoy likes children
Oh,Wait! DOLORES likes children
Flitwick Likes Children. XD
NerdCentral How about Hagrid likes children?
"That was fun!"
I DIED
This is your best one, and also the best Harry Potter YTP I've ever seen.
Shut up Seamus
Have you seen mad hagrid?
Go to No one likes Ron it’s funny...
"The first person to touch the cup... will be MURDERED"
They got that part right
@@CalumHGaming _Too soon.._
The trouser zip makes me die every time! :')
Lmao same
When
@@shivangisharma7400 3:37
4:22 I was in stitches with the previous bit but Dumbledore getting progressively more pissed off made me lose it! XD
"You're very much like your father" xD
Umbridge is always having a mental breakdown in these XD
That crowd-scene... Oh my god, I had trouble breathing
"You're a wizard, Dumbledoor, EYYYYYY!"
The censored scenes are horrifically funny.
"YER A WIZARD DUMBLEDORE" Lmao you don't say
XD
eyy! ahaha
+Bhorius Hagrids mental confusion was the most laughable part of this video... Hahaha! : ) I Think Hagrid might have belived he was the principal of the school at some point...
"You're nearly dickless nick"
"Prefer sir dickolas"
That was great and clever
1:35 that's the point
Dursleys are so arrogant that they even don't know where heart is located
2:02 - "Biggest deal of my rear" LOL!
Slughorn saying 'soch my coch' is now haunting my dreams......... 😂
8:20 Umbridge yet again has another mental breakdown.
Yep that is my fav part
“Secret messages to sexy bitches? No, sir.”
- Vernon Dursley, 1992
You need a new YTP that should be called "Seamus won't shut up" XD
4:52 Well he's not wrong
Hilarious how madona falls of stage when snape kills her from the brits award thing lol
8:00 The stares of the Patil sisters made me lol
4:34 Dumbledore had seriously had enough here xD That was the highest pitch scream from Dumbledore i could've imagined!
4:00 , Dumbledore ignored xDDDD
6:12
“That was fun!”
the didn't he bit at the end I'm absolutely dying :)
Definitely
madelyn rodriguez f-uck youewW
SILENCE! ATTENTION! ATTENTION! ATTENTION! SILENCE!
4:00-5:15 was so funny I almost couldn't breathe for a second.
Overall hilarious, well done.
YES! Yes yes yeseseses another YTP! its perfect.
6:39 i do love shitting - Albus Dumbledore
Yay! Harry...getting..raped. Again. IT WILL NEVER GET OLD!
Dafuq?!
I just wanted to say defuq thats all, I do find the scene hilarious too
RZI Productions Ok. Glad I'm not alone! :)
Hagrid's probably next in line to fuck Harry
The RZI Guy Probably.....or maybe Lockhart.
At 5:46 its clear what sir nicholas thinks of everyone 😂
4:10 Filius Flitwick
just keeps on conducting them. Certianly HE, as a Hogwarts professor, should know better.
"You're a wizard, Dumbledore"
That made me lol. 😄
Holy crap, the Hagrid in Dumbledore's office scene made me cry from laughing
Oh my god your ytp of harry potter are legend, am dying of laughing XD
Why not making anymore ytp bro?
+Hendrik Gode Thanks! I'm editing one now.
+JClayton 1994 I know right your awesome dude , could you subscribe to my channel it's called jack cole I do clash royale and pvz video
+JClayton 1994 I can't wait for next one
+JClayton 1994 hahahahahahahaha Hagrid is confused
The one at 4:00 was SOOOOOOO hilarious!!!
Cedric Diggory was murdered by Rubeus Hagrid*clapping*
OMFG HAGTID WTF HAVE U DONE?!
I love how you always manage to fit in the JClayton 1994.
Also, honestly, you can never get me to feel bad about Umbridge. More like Umbitch.
*Albus on the toilet*
That was fun 😂
I love after Dumbledore is done having explosive diarrhea he just flushed and says, that was fun. Lol, gets me every single time. This is one of my favorite YTPs you have done next to the wrath of dumbledore and mad hagrid and the no one like Harry
Cedric Diggory was murdered by Rubeus Hagrid
Clap clap clap clap clap
Hooraaaaaaaaaay
"SIIIILENNNNCEEE!"
"That was fun."
you know its gonna be a good day when jclayton uploads a ytp
2:40 onwards, the whole thing with Hagrid, made me tear up once again with laughter. xD "You're a wizard Dumbledore". x'D
Nailed the hagrid scene, well done
For some reason watching the cake drop and reform is hilarious and gives me an odd feeling
"that was fun" oh fuck im dying
I kniw right😅😅😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I do love sitting
+Sandra Henriksson shitting u mean?
7:54 they are all looking at her.....behind and she walks by lol
06:32
That was fun..
LMAOOOOOOO XD
8:29 this is what everyone wishes Umbridge to do.
"Shut up seamus"
Everytime he said he I cried haha :,)
(05:59)
Josh Baker The Seamus scenes were requested from a fan. I'm glad he requested it.
I salute the guy who requested, love all your YTPs!
Josh Baker Thank you.
+JClayton 1994 CS1888
great video
This my favorite YTP ever, just thought I'd let you know. :)
Thank you Miss Douglass!
+Halle Douglass Mine too. Mine too! It's really awesome. We want more of them, riiiight? :D
My favorite is dumbledore likes children
+Joseph Dunn that and this is amazing watch them every day xD watch finding nemo ytp aswell i was LMAO
JClayton 1994 *shut up Clayton*
“If you cant control that bloody bird it will have to DIE”
Knowing John Cleese this seems perfectly natural for him to be saying c**t all the time.
One of the best JClayton YTP's.
"Be BRAVE professor! Be brave like my mother..." 😂
Another one yessssss lemme go grab my popcorn!
At 29 seconds in you should of replaced books with "cocks" lmfao
"Get out of my house!" gets me everytime🤣
Please do more of these...they are so fuxking funny 😂
4:43
Dumbledore: Hi there, today Proffesor Moody sucks Sedric Diggory!
Crowd Cheers.
4:28 Dumbledore seems a lot more calm than usual....
3:59 - 4:41 brilliantly done, and well pieced together :)
I just noticed that Dumbledore's voice cracks when he shouts "SILEEEEEEEENCE!" XD
7:40 is terrrifying.
I died at Nearly Headless dick
He prefers SIR Dickolas if you DON'T MIND.
AnAverage Commenter and XD
SaYVYIFK I can't Eveb
Oh my god the whole scene from 3:59 had me laughing so much. I haven't laughed like that in years. You deserve so many more subscribers! Fantastic video man