@@volant6688 No, I already tried it. The tempo isn't bad, even though it's a bit slower, but the rythm is not synchronised. it's: step-pause-step-bigger pause-step-pause-step-bigger pause... The difference is very small, but it's there and after a few steps it becomes noticeable.
There is something in this sequence I love about the rythm, the intense and repetitive music, the coordination, the march and so much more! It just looks so badass in my opinion.
teacher: let's do a reenactment project of World War II, specifically the invasion of france girls: what a waste of time doing something so boring Boys:
Being in the military opened my eyes to good marching lol...not one guy is out of step, no one’s bopping up and down, they’re keeping DCID all throughout the ranks *its perfection* 😂 if we marched like this in basic we would’ve been the sharpest class in history!
Well, I'd imagine being a soldier In a fascist dictatorship really leaves no room for error. Unless you enjoy the thrill of being executed For not being "pure".
guys, I literally have a Molotov cocktail throwing machine gun, mounted on a tank, I’m currently rolling it out… there. Pointed 23.8 miles away. Hopefully it doesn’t miss!
Not a thing wrong with that. You'll sleep safe and comfortable. Be sure and smack whatever bitch is next to you if she watches home makeovers. Be a favor to us all.
Nah that’s not a German heart, that’s a fking racist, antisemitistic, Autocratic, piece of garbage of a heart, cmon you can’t look at Germany like that anymore that was very long time ago like almost 90 years
Doctor: You’re 2% german
Me:
Rip alexi
Same
I am 100% german 😂😎
@@Raphael-sc6vz lucky you
@@JaimeGarcia-td7pl thank you and i'm a bit proud of it 😁
When she cheats on you and your whole squad knows where she lives
Evebody of you squad will make she suffer
FMB-Milerstico BR yes and we gon rekt her life
@@paper3993 heheh boy >:)
@@paper3993 I'll join
Abit2Deadly4U ayy come
*10 hour video with no ads*
Careful. He's a hero.
Lmao you think RUclips would put ads on this?
)))
Their name shall forever be honoured.
There’s one Ad
Đēmøñ Ůmbŕēøñ there’s like 8 now
As a german I can approve this as real footage of our daily activities.
Taking France be like
@@owenlevy5500 Poland
@@MALE_MODE most of Europe
@@christiefitzgerald5843 the whole world
@@георгийбо-в5з the moon too
When you’re being “discreetly transferred” to the Jedi Temple late at night.
Operation Knightfall moment
Did we have any doubts, any private traitorous thoughts?
Perhaps…
Girls: eww I don’t want to play capture the flag, I don’t like it
Boys:
DarkBrotherhood Assassin German Girls : Why do I hear boss music?
Capture the flag? Don’t you mean capture Europe?
The Doctor I think it supposed to be capture the world
@@Henrique-su3rg oh shit damn bro you right
Blitzkrieg!
Teacher: Can someone give me an example of a dream?
German kid: Yea but last time no one liked it.
CashCow 37, Britain, Russia, Poland, and the US, kids: Oh don’t even start.
British kid: I miss my empire.
US kid: And it begins, well done Germany.
The Israel kid: ah shit, here we go again...
Austrian
Swiss kid: Why again?
Japanese kid, only follows germany so he wont get beat up....gets beat up anyway by everyone else.
When you found the old uniform of your grandpa in the basement
(Troops marching)
Me: *sharpening an axe*
Have you liked russua manstein?
Well, my grandpa fought agains't the germans...
I hate the Communist they kill my grandfather in Stalingrad!
@@potatodirt4244 wasn't that from a cartoon in GTA 5?
How teachers expect you to exit the school during a fire
How we actually leave: **L4D HORDE SOUNDS!**
Genetic Test Results: “You’re 0.01% German”
Me:
I’m 40% German and I can confirm
@@achilles9376 i am 70% german
Teacher: we’re going to France!
Girls: omg I can’t wait to visit Paris and maybe see some cute French boys.
Boys:
We both here from instagram
@@landonmoser34 please link the video 👍
We just be marching
Thog man So true. XD
You got here first... damn
Accidently marched through Poland. What do I do?
Don't stop.
Keep going
March to Beijing
Conquer it again
Continue marching east and reach Poland's Western border.
Oops accidentally invaded the whole of Europe
Honest mistake.
ah scheiße hier gehen wir wieder!
What brought me here?
I accidentally invaded your hole
@@williamlux wops. I guess we lost to russians
Starbucks: * brings back pumpkin spice coffee*
Literally every white girl in a 5000 mile radius:
Under damn rated
"How do we stop the protests??"
Girls: just give the people what they want!
Boys:
Order must be restored
"give the people what they want" hell naw the people are idiots
flamethrower them
Execute Order SS....
If only lol
when the music is in perfect sync with the footsteps
TheChosenOne That’s the point lol
Dertheus Also when i listen to Spotify with the video on mute.
Unfortunately it's unmarchable irl. The rythm is not synchronised to marching.
@@fanta4897 You can but you would walk a bit slowly
@@volant6688 No, I already tried it. The tempo isn't bad, even though it's a bit slower, but the rythm is not synchronised. it's: step-pause-step-bigger pause-step-pause-step-bigger pause... The difference is very small, but it's there and after a few steps it becomes noticeable.
When your principal says no to creating a political party at school:
Me and the boys:
Deutsches Veilchen when the schools socialist political party takes over so you and the boys gotta take care of it
Yup
Class with Poland kids: ahh shit, here we go again.
I did anyway
@@Kir536 they can take the cleaning kart of the janitor to the gym
Teacher: Where do you want to go for school trip?
Boys: Danzig.
Teacher: Gdansk is Polish territory. Choose a 'domestic' destination.
Boys:
Warsaw it is then...
After the school trip ends
Boys : How we end up in Moscow ?
*Gdańsk
Vladivostok
@@naitsyrksaruk1351 *Danzig
When your Jewish classmate keeps saying he's one of a Gods chosen people.
yea, chosen to suffer
There is something in this sequence I love about the rythm, the intense and repetitive music, the coordination, the march and so much more! It just looks so badass in my opinion.
agreed!
Яко! 🇧🇬✨
When football players sees a member of their team getting threatened in the hallway...
When the Jewish kid insults your lunchbox so you bring your German friends along
@@halfwit533 what if you are german
@@joe8659 bring more Germans to bring alongside you
When the LGBT club at school calls you dumb because your german.
@@williamcreviston9507 you smoke them alive 🙃
Im from germany and everyone in my class voted for mein kampf the teachers face was brilliant
I'm from Poland and my class voted for mein kampf ones as well 😂
hatte sie etwas gesagt Oder stande sie einfach still?
Dane here, what do you mean you voted for it?
It seems there is still hope In labenstraum
What do you mean by voted?
teacher: let's do a reenactment project of World War II, specifically the invasion of france
girls: what a waste of time doing something so boring
Boys:
Me randomly out loud:but mien Fuhrer that is suicide
Im planning on making a trench and buying nerf rifles and playing ww1. But i dont have the money nor equipment to start.
@@firedegon3742 Sounds really cool.
@@firedegon3742 eyo what's the location? Hmu I have a backhoe if you need a trench, I'll do it for free
No mien fuhrer, I’m from ariz-
Being in the military opened my eyes to good marching lol...not one guy is out of step, no one’s bopping up and down, they’re keeping DCID all throughout the ranks *its perfection* 😂 if we marched like this in basic we would’ve been the sharpest class in history!
Now I enjoy the video so much more
Well, I'd imagine being a soldier In a fascist dictatorship really leaves no room for error. Unless you enjoy the thrill of being executed For not being "pure".
Honestly when we did drill in boot camp this is what I imagined we looked like towards the end cause we played a lot of games in the dirt
Teacher: we're going to make a field trip to france
Girls: omg i want to see the Eifel tower
*me and the boys*:
2 f for eiffel pls
@@thomasschuller67 not everyone French
@@Xipe-totex at this point, it's common knowledge
When she goes "I'm single."
Every guy:
I would find the introverts marching away...
Not an introvert, I just like being alone.
So it turns to an army bang
Take her like what Soviet and Nazi took Poland!
HAHA EVERYONE WANT GIRL RIGHT
420th like
When you are ready to invade the whole world but you realize you forget to buy papajoe's all american milkshake
And than you meet a firefighter talking in terrorist
What the hell would an all american milkshake be made off
Fucking bull semen and pure steroids?
Papa stalin milkshake
Go back to your tank
*STRAWBERRY* milkshake!
When you failed to get to art school
This is the most underrated comment I have ever read in my life.
i cannont like it... it would ruin the 69
Papa what you doing here !?!?
Who's ready for a crusade against degeneracy and stagnation?
How about against the liberals and the governments, in order to make a new power
We could try against the “peaceful protest”
Albby Bucklin they want to teach us their peaceful ways... through force
Hand holding
Me and the boys eradicating degeneracy.
This isn’t a loop, this is the first battalion
Nah its the scouting regiment
How,d you know 😐
And this is only their first sortie.
it's wrong kriegs 💀💀💀
NCR: we can’t wait to gamble and drink in new Vegas! It’ll be so fun!
Caesars Legion:
Institute: We've made Synthetic HUMANS!
Brotherhood of Steel:
Doctor Li, James and the rest of the Project Purity scientists: we've almost completed our lifes work!
The Enclave:
All men of culture I see
Random Independent Settlement: (Exists on the edges of NCR Territory.)
The NCR:
The battle of Hooverdam would be so much cooler If the legion came in like this
Also fuck the ncr
*When you pause the video but still hear German troops Marching*
I knew the troops were marching on the street.
Nazy fur alle!
Oh right, we live in Poland
Don’t worry, I’m a neo Nazi
and you realize you're in Poland
My grandfather died in a Concentration camp
He fell out of the watch tower
Hey thats not funny! My grandpa died on one of those camps....
Your granddad fell on him when he was on his guard duty below.
It should have been called Jew-venile
Oof
OH SHOOT I THOUGHT HE WAS JEWISH
- my grandfather was an electrician in the WWII
- It's how?
- he had two lightning on his helmet
When she says: “I’m home alone, daddy, come *BLITZKRIEG* me”
Me:
OwO
Oh no
Blitzkrieg mit dem Fleischgewehr
Kid: *Gets bullied to the point where they commit suicide*
Teachers: *Do nothing*
Girl; *Wears a shirt that shows her shoulders*
Teachers;
Girls on a field trip to Poland: Omg Poland is boring I want to go to France
Boys:
Meme Knight i’m from Poland 👍
Boys: Why not both?
@@King0fYou115 other boy: why not all europe
@@spqrmphoenix Special ED boys, Why not all world!
That's what Hitler said after invading Poland.
When EU wants to ban memes...
All the dansers be like
EU: What is this Germany?!
Germany: Its looks like my fault here?
guys, I literally have a Molotov cocktail throwing machine gun, mounted on a tank, I’m currently rolling it out… there. Pointed 23.8 miles away. Hopefully it doesn’t miss!
*When you hear this without the video*
Poland: Ah shit, here we go again.
Skończony Kretyn, Britain: You know what we are gonna sit this one out.
@@paladinboyd1228 *nervous french noises*
Germany ready to join the good guys with that 100 billion defense budget
That's probably more than a 100 billion defense by 1960
Grandma: why is my phone lagging
Her tabs:
2 Hours, 25 Minutes and 45 Seconds. You never thought anybody would find it, did you?
Thomas The Crippled Nazi Zombies?
2:25:45
Hmmm noice
Yes
Dedication
1000% displine
Hahahaha.
*discipline
It’s the Schutzstaffel of course
A fine goosestep
Hanz, *GET ZE LUGAR*
GET ZE FLAMMENWERFER
LOAD ZE ARMOUR PIERCING!
@@XBOXGamerPro7281 COME ON HANS ZE RUSSIANS ARE COMING,RAUUUUUS
HANZ GET ZA INTIMIDATINGLY SLOW MARCHING SOLDIERS
It's spelled Luger :)
imagine being the guy who trips
Executed on sight
They would probably just shoot you
As we Germans say "Lass liegen, tritt sich fest."
Ah yes, getting stomped on for 5 hours straight as your battalion continues without you
Is it weird that this actually helps me sleep
What the hell! This makes me want to invade and take new land.
This makes me wanna dropkick the idiot at art school who could have stopped this! But then we would have wolfenstein so I'll dropkick him during ww2
not at all
don't be surprised to see you paralysis demon becoming a n@zi
Not a thing wrong with that. You'll sleep safe and comfortable. Be sure and smack whatever bitch is next to you if she watches home makeovers. Be a favor to us all.
When grandma finished the cheese spätzle and the whole village found out.
Wenn dann schon richtig, KÄSESPÄTZLE
When the antifa kids in your neighborhood challenge you and your friends to a fight, then you all roll up like.
Lol
Oh mein got. Der kaiser would be proud of you mein freund.
@@tyholland05 ja
I heard there is communist pest ya?
With your boys
put speed on 1.25 then it sounds real
Put it to 7.5 to make it more intimidating
Thx
It's almost like Nightcore on 125% heheehe
When France said they have brave army
it scare me 😭
This warms my German Heart a lot
Same
Nah that’s not a German heart, that’s a fking racist, antisemitistic, Autocratic, piece of garbage of a heart, cmon you can’t look at Germany like that anymore that was very long time ago like almost 90 years
Girls preparing for dodgeball: ugh I don't want to get hit...
Boys preparing for dodgeball:
THIS is how to stop riots
liberal riots, how to stop liberal riots
@@rickyrivas4787 oof
@@rickyrivas4787 wearing black Hoodie and Pants with boots and some Caps and helmets with your Own guns against the SWAT lol
Exactly
Tiananmen Square?!
Poland: *watches this video*
Also Poland: " We're in the endgame now"
Hallo Archenemy. German hat?
@@stukaincoming It's Baron Von Zorn from Battlefield V, not sure about the hat though
As a polish I want to blend in and go with them capture my own country
@@seventeen8404 🥸
Nah, as a Pole I would go with them and burn down the swedistan up north.
I keep hating to restart the video after 10 hours, please make a 24 hour one!
Bradley Sean Tan that it does
Right click >>> Loop >>> You're welcome
i sleep to this..and i sleep good!
@@KatieTheWolfy some of us aren't on PC
Bradley woah are you sure? That seems pretty intense
Teacher: we are going to go play paintball today for PE.
Girls: eww no I will ge paint on my new clothes and in my hair
Boys: *marching intensifies*
PE teacher : Ok everyone we will march until the monument
Girls : when we will get to the monument we will rest, stay brave!
Boys :
Give me a rifle and thid uniform minus swastika and I'm good
*me doesnt know the answer
*the last reserve brain cells:
Facist Person a wet dream?
When someone bullys u in gta 5 and u come back with friends
Makes my heart pump again, feels like i have been dead for years... we need this!!
Adrenaline
When you find your old grandpa helmet has 2 thunders like figures on it.
Me: "Grandpa, I didn't know you were an electrician back then!"
@@lockheedmartin2112 dead grandfather's partners: **LAUGHING SPIRIT ASSES OFF**
Girls when they get insulted by a joke: *Starts Crying*
Boys when they insulted by a joke:
When all the German exchange students form a squad.
Yup my complete school
The boys after CNN threatens 4CHAN
8channers after getting dropped
Yep!!
We fucking want to play this game, and media is pushing us to it... Assembol, /pol/acks!
Golden Comment
Some country with oil: *Exists*
America:
Free liberation
Dead 😂
Damn skippy
the good old days where you carpet bomb a village for a month before "liberating" it and everyone cheered
@Angelici Ordinis naw, when we really wanna send a message, we send the BUFF. 108 targets per run ftw
My friends : what kind of music do you listen to?
Me : It's complicated...
Everyone: *makes a ww2 joke in the comments*
The people who press the like button:
"How could you love Nazi?"
" A E S T H E T I C "
The Nazis always had one thing going for them
They had the drip
Put the speed on x2
: Me and the boys on our way to paris
we all watched this way longer than we thought we would
Im 10 hours
Spot on.
Infinite loop...
Do you know why the army is so badass? Because you are part of something bigger than yourself.
Gym teacher: *gives me a lesson with first-graders*
First-graders:
we go to visit germany
girl: ooff that's boring
boys:
Also boys Restore peace and order
Lets go to poland next
Wish we could turn back time, to the good old days
When the Nazis came, into Poland and then took France
Amd then our mama sang us to sleep and now were stressed out.
Good old D-Days
When the mama said "time to invade Poland"
@Lord Farquaad it would be interesting to see a fourth reich happen. Unless its another evil dictator
Beta O'Rourke: Hell yeah, we're gonna take your AR-15s and AK-47s
Das Amerikanische Volk:
Allrigth time to get my *STURMGEWERH*
Teacher: were going to visit poland
Girls: omg poland is sooo boring
Boys:
The french & Netflix: Watch Cuties
The whole internet:
Its getting nominated for an Oscar award.
ruclips.net/video/PVFPLXVwXtA/видео.html
Me:*just spending my holiday in poland*
Also me:
Tired of clicking the replay button, can you do 100 hours ?
Right click the video and enable loop. Enjoy
AudileYeti what if hes watching on mobile?
Well he said clicking rather than tapping so I could only assume. If I'm wrong then how inconsiderate of me
dylan klebold 100 hours is the limit
This is me and the boys in the halls in high school. Yes we did take up a whole hall and march like this. No one stopped us.
I have had 5 of my friends, one with a speaker, play this, and we marched out of the school
You had Guns & Stahlhelms too?
@@siberiusstuph Nah. Just pulled our shirts over our heads like Cornholio
When girls wear the same outfit: omg I’m way prettier
When boys wear the same outfit:
We abouta recreate the clone wars with this one
2.0x speed sounds like a steam engine.
It does
More like washing mashine with a brick inside of it
@@vriloperator so true
Choo choo next stop POLAND
Die Kernaussage Next stop, ausschwitz
when my girlfriend is afraid of a spider
me and my friend:
Spiders:
The Spider: Bj Blazkowics
Medic: you only have 10 hours to live
I:
Teacher: Can somebody tell me the capital of Poland?
German kid: There is no Poland
Teacher: Of course there is?
German kid: Oh I don't think so...
Teacher: Can somebody tell me the capital of Poland?
German kid: Berlin
Teacher: what's the capital of France?
German kid: Vichy
What's the capital of America German kid Berlin duh 🙄
Lol
Imagine waking up in the morning and looking out your window to see this
"Guten tag mf"
When there’s fire drill at school
When you and your gang pull up to the furry club at school
Furries are good allies. Clever and easy to persuade. Socialists on the other hand...
@Voidwalker113 What about gamers
I hate furries
Death to the furries. Summer camp with free showers and easy bake ovens for them.
Amen, Brother.
*some poor country that has no money*
Hey there's some oil over here, what do you know?
*America:*
Girls on a wedding: oh no, she's wearing the same outfit as me
Boys:
God damn that music goes perfectly with the footsteps! Someone has gotta remix this with rammstein
We need those in Europe now!
Die Zeit wird kommen...
Nien
@@nicolite8477 ja
Shtu up and play idiot nazi
megatron29 Ja, mein freund
tbh, this helps me sleep
Best lullaby
Ikr, it replaced my 8 hour ASMR vid that I listened to each night
When your friend gets roasted by a stranger
Me: “Alexa, remind me later to buy soap.”
Alexa: “okay, reminder has been set to invade Europe”
Some random girl in school: "ew boys are dumb"
Me and the boys after hearing her hersey:
Ha! Hersay i get it. Cause she's a girl and what she said was heresy
Finally or should I say , Endlich'
Sprechen Sie Deutsch? Ich kann es nicht gut.
Unbelievable, I'm watching a German soldier marching more than 1 kilometer for 10 hours.
I'm thinking add a man in traditional SS uniform with two others , center one carrying their banner.
Girls”When i become President ill fight for peace and equality!”
Boys:
When one group is happy, another isn't. Equality is hard.
But when everyone is unhappy? That's easy equality.
Gypsy Crusader: **Gets arrested**
*His fans:*
They probably scared the crap out of the Soviets
spetsnaz time
Not at all
@@Hippeaux putin lemme touch your belly :P
They were probably more scared of the commissars who had guns to their backs. The Germans at least offered a quick death.
@@l337pwnage its funny because its true