5:58 Right when I saw the zoom in the middle of the screen, I said to myself: "Uh oh! He lost another first clear." And I knew I was going to laugh endlessly afterwards! LMAO!
Dave, believe it or not, my friend and I actually played traffic jam at the same time as you, trying to be the first clear and after our suffering we got second behind you! We were laughing it up
9:51 _"Only once you've reached the point of no hope - only when you've reached that point, can you finally succeed. ...That was literally my last try."_ -A Great Entertainer
Morgana: We're here to steal the treasure cause we're the Phantom thieves! Proceeds to clear the levels before Dave does Morgana: Where's the treasure?!
2:07 "i am the walrus" reminds me of that one part of the cs144 phill swifts wetand waterproof world wide destruction where phil swift says "iam the table"
Doctor: Everything seems fine about your diet and exercise habits but your vitals suggest that you seem to be frequently under a lot of stress ... DGR: About that ... *montage of DGR playing kaizo levels*
In that SMB 3 castle level that was a troll level designed for DGR, at that part with the launchers spitting Munchers, the only thing I was saying to myself was: "Why doesn't he go above the launchers?!?!?!"
Early gang Edit: 0:30-1:00 and 2:05- 3:30 my brain trying to process a question in math 20:16-20:31 when I finish a class I hate but then the next class is just as bad
I thought (because of the title) that this is a trolled episode, instead we get another garbage level at the beginning AND quickly after that another garbage level. Sounds great (maybe not for dave) 😂
How to drive a gamer, insane ? -- Prepare a seeming "normal" level, and change the parameters. -- Worse ? Changing characters, indirectly ! ********** ???? Sample ???? -- Jump over 2nd bomb, and change an unseen Bowser ? -- Die or Repeat level; -- Die on 1st approaching bomb; -- Jump on, and past 1st bomb; -- then Die BY you running backwatds, into 2nd bomb -- Now have 15 bonus lives, and must "catch" each fireball, to finish level ! !! Lost 4 lives, and now have 15 extra lives ! ! Never did defeat Bowser ! !! Warning:.avoid bonus lives, when you have 1 bonus life !
Have to send the DGR struggle levels to thabeast, gpb, and ryu, just because they lose so many runs to #dgr. Still love your stuff, just can’t wait to see the man, the legend, thabeast beat that difficult level on first attempt.... or not
That completion on the water precision level lol, Dave either got extremely lucky, or the Yolo gave him unimaginable skill.
Guaranteed that level has a dev P-switch somewhere.
It reminds me of that uno mas level where if you face left you do not die to the spikes. When he yolo’d he was facing left.
You misspelled presition lmao
@@wolfeyq7536 lmao
Gotta love reloading a page and seeing this as the first result.
Yess
Yep
Nnnooooo you are too meta!
Gotta turn on that bell so you get the notifications :)
Gotta love easy likes
Level creator: it took me 8 months to clear check this
DGR: “finishes it in 2 tries” I doubt that
I think it was 3 tries but point made
I mean the level creator could just be an extremely bad SMM2 player ;)
Well he did cheat it by not jumping on the black cannon ball lol
@@tickolascage9618 Well is the creators fault for not cheese proofing the level then
@@GummieI The creator also said if you cheat it it doesn't count, probably took 8 months to do it legit
DGR: _A level that took 8 months to finish?!_
Geometry Dash players: *That's cute*
Chainchompbraden: yes
lmfao ikr. I can relate with that
It’s the sad truth
True
That hit a bit to close to home
Dave : Plz help me get all these levels off the uncleared board
Also Dave: WHY ARE YOU STEALING THESE FROM ME
lol
Too true
So true
@@williamwood9684 lol
@@NinetyLegos Too true
DGR: "It's gonna work!!!"
Also DGR: *instant death*
DGR thought bubble: "...and then I spoke."
DGR hits you with that grown up life lessons: “goes to show sometimes you just have to go for it!”
DGR: 0.00%
GrayStillPlays: That ain’t enough, MORE ZEROS!
DF: I filled many thumbnails and titles with zeroes.
5:58 Right when I saw the zoom in the middle of the screen, I said to myself: "Uh oh! He lost another first clear." And I knew I was going to laugh endlessly afterwards! LMAO!
11:34 The ghost of Obi-Wan Kenobi tells Dave to use the Force, so he turns off his targeting computer...
I used to bullseye womp rats in my T16 back home, they're not much bigger than 2 meters.
@@minecat1839 hello there!
@@DissociatedWomenIncorporated General Kenobi
@@minecat1839 live long and prosper, my young padawan! 🖖
@@DissociatedWomenIncorporated Peace and long life.
DGR would find a lot less "First Clear Steals" if he didn't play "New Levels" lol. If he wants them to stop being stolen, he needs older levels haha.
Or if chat stops lookong up the levels and beat them before he does
Dave, believe it or not, my friend and I actually played traffic jam at the same time as you, trying to be the first clear and after our suffering we got second behind you! We were laughing it up
I’m friend
@@poisontoast016 indeed
@@slickthedead xD
I was rooting for you so hard during that spin jump level, edge of my seat, holding my breath anytime it looked bad. Thank you. (cheers)
8 Months to finish? Sounds like an average autoscroller level lmao.
Amiright fellas
@Kit It also requires precise precision
It also sounds like a Carl level
Nice.
That seems right
Dave almost gives up, wins. Dave rushes through, just for fun, wins.
Dave needs lots of luck, so i cheer for him when he completes levels :)
Dave: "Who is stealing all these clears?!!!"
Ryukahr: *laughs maniacally*
would not be surprised
He still setting premieres like a week in advance?
he's horrid.
Ryu *Nigel* Kahr: _[blows bubbles out of his tobacco pipe]_
I love the creative transitions, like putting the pipe level in the corner or what you did with the Goomba DMV level from a few weeks ago.
12:35: Schrodinger's clip: you both clipped the spike, and didn't.
8:02 "Is there a star hidden here?"
Me: *uncomfortably stares at the yellow box, obviously to tell you "there's a star hidden here"*
You gotta love the occasional adult joke Dave makes. 13:27 😂
That was a fun episode! Loved that you pulled through that hard 10 sec speedrun!
I keep thinking you’re playing my uncleared levels because I have so many
Every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes
@@sem_7015 woah thx yay 😁
9:51
_"Only once you've reached the point of no hope - only when you've reached that point, can you finally succeed. ...That was literally my last try."_
-A Great Entertainer
me: i am the walrus?
John: *I aM tHe EgGmaN*
i have a proposition for a new rule of the internet: if a game is able to be custom created, there shall be at least 1 #dgr level in it
YES
"This took me 8 months to finish"
Me on Stereo Madness: *What a short time that it took you*
PLEASE STEREO MADNESS TOOK ME SO LONG IT TOOK LIKE 50 TRYS
Uh-oh the montage music. Haven't seen that since my old college days
I love seeing mini dave reading a book while the level is going on
The last level was barely a troll. Dave just kept trolling himself.
Wouldn’t be surprised if it took Dave 8 months to finish 😅
I still have an uncleared level from July 2019...nearly 2000 attempts. I hope no streamer finds it.
Just wait
What is the name of the level?
@@pan3221 mission improbable
Code?
@@teelerdet MQ7-C8N-Q7G
1215. I thought it was more. I don't check it often.
Morgana: We're here to steal the treasure cause we're the Phantom thieves! Proceeds to clear the levels before Dave does Morgana: Where's the treasure?!
11:42. That is literally me with short putts in golf 😂
2:07 "i am the walrus" reminds me of that one part of the cs144 phill swifts wetand waterproof world wide destruction where phil swift says "iam the table"
Level Creator: This took 8 months to finish
Dave: Really!? I finished in 3 tries
I love your content. You’re one of the few gamers I feel ok watching with my nephew because I know you won’t cuss
I agree
He did swear once. Then released a public apology after.
Wow pretty racist but okay good off
@@GigaBoost I think whoever you were replying to changed their comment.
@@1tastiger1 I don’t agree bad words are bad
I always look forward to the Qumu remix fail montage- it makes my day to see him struggle to such happy music!
Good to see that the fail montage music is back in this video
DGR doesn’t need to lineup for that water level cause he is a gamer
"Bean fail footage" would have been in that clear pipe level.
Doctor: Everything seems fine about your diet and exercise habits but your vitals suggest that you seem to be frequently under a lot of stress ...
DGR: About that ...
*montage of DGR playing kaizo levels*
“This took me 8 months to finish”
Meanwhile in Geometry Dash:
“I am literally Kenos” - npesta 2020 ( A day with: Bloodlust)
Copied comment.
Stolen 5 years old commesntsns
9:46 "Ah... *that's a lotta dopamum!"* --Markiplier
I like how dgr levels is such a specific genre.
several daves playing at once is a bit that i will never get tired of lol
7:00 "Hey Siri, enable 20 second gaming montage mode"
Watching Dave suffer from Mario Maker 2 is like watching Louis Armstrong get beaten with his own trumpet
Man started reading a book while playing mario maker 😂
DGR: let’s see what makes this level impossible
DGR 5 seconds later: this is impossible
3:00 that mushroom is going on a wild ride
Happy Memorial Day everyone!
Dave not realizing he could have gone back to the key door and replaying half of Spin Athletics 3 for no reason. :-D LOL
Hmm no lol there was a one-way blocking him
1:35 so close to death 😱😱😱😱
That face of yours in the thumbnail reminds me of scoobis.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
10:30 See? Scoobis! 😂
Unplanned and synchronized laughter from Dave and myself 20:38
For a pick a pipe level, that was genuinely good cause it didn't simply kill you
I love how family friendly dave is 😄
In that SMB 3 castle level that was a troll level designed for DGR, at that part with the launchers spitting Munchers, the only thing I was saying to myself was: "Why doesn't he go above the launchers?!?!?!"
Early gang
Edit: 0:30-1:00 and 2:05- 3:30 my brain trying to process a question in math
20:16-20:31 when I finish a class I hate but then the next class is just as bad
The part with Squidward with a fork in his throat mad me laugh 😂😂😂😂
This man plays Troll Mario levels with a tolerance I've never seen in a human being. Would that I could play Cold War the same way.
Gotta love a troll level so poorly designed and untested the creator doesn't even know a door in lava won't kill you.
Yay Mondays are my favourite because I get to watch DGR suffer through uncleared garbage levels lol
Kid:it took me 8 months to finish
DGR: clears it in 3 tries
or did he?
it was 4 or 5 tries
I really like that music you put in at the 10 sec speedrun😂
I can't believe that took that many months to beat wow, lol I bet he's just saying that it took him hours
how many times do you want to say "come on"?
dave: yes
"WHAAAAAAA?!?! NOOO!! WHO IS STEALING ALL THESE FIRST CLEARRRRRSS?" 5:59
DAVE: 9:46 , you truely deserved that clear!!
He's vibing in the corner reading the book is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen.
Wdym she?
Ahh my spelling sucks I'll change that
@@sxyzd lmao sorry i love being a smart ass
@@Frustratiing lol
Men: Makes difficult Mario make level
Legends: Makes difficult Geometry Dash level
0:58 You shrink it, I zoom in.
I thought (because of the title) that this is a trolled episode, instead we get another garbage level at the beginning AND quickly after that another garbage level. Sounds great (maybe not for dave) 😂
In the very last level you could simply run straight over the cannons instead hitting that switches lol
DGR being DGR
I love the little cam at the top 😂😂
I love seeing the bean burrito esc vid in the corner the whole time XD
It's been waaaaaaaaaaay too long since we've heard that beautiful fail montage music
True
Congradulations! You are the 110th person I'm subscribed to!
How to drive a gamer, insane ?
-- Prepare a seeming "normal" level,
and change the parameters.
-- Worse ?
Changing characters, indirectly !
**********
???? Sample ????
-- Jump over 2nd bomb,
and change an unseen Bowser ?
-- Die or Repeat level;
-- Die on 1st approaching bomb;
-- Jump on, and past 1st bomb;
-- then Die BY you running backwatds,
into 2nd bomb
-- Now have 15 bonus lives,
and must "catch" each fireball,
to finish level !
!! Lost 4 lives,
and now have 15 extra lives !
! Never did defeat Bowser !
!! Warning:.avoid bonus lives,
when you have 1 bonus life !
you know its good when the smb2 music comes on
It couldn't have taken ro2an 8 months to beat that level, the p-balloon hasn't even been out for 8 months.
@@Aldwulf really?!?! It's already been a year?! 😂
Yes Dave. Don’t give up on those tough levels you can do it
Dave now that Dashie quit can you add a death count, really adds to the videos? Maybe only for uncleared series.
Dang people make bad levels more then I though😂
13:30: this is a kids show Dave 😂
That first/second level combo was hilarious
We made the exact same face, at the exact same time 15:06 😂
Wasn't expecting that "that's what she said" XD
Made in 8 months. Beaten in 8 minutes
Nice work on the thwomp ride level
Prestishun?? DGR, I love that accent of yours!
DGR:this level took 8 months to finish
Cuphead players (not speedrunners):AMATEUR
DGR can't call himself First Clear Johnson on some of these levels.
That level that took 8 months was anticlimactic.
prolly a bad gamer
Not sure if that “8 month” level Dave solved in no time was cheese or not 😅
" We still have our P." - DGR 2021
DGR Troll Level = pick a path - the level.
Hey Dave, on that last level, why didn't you just go above the Muncher launchers instead of going under and hitting the on/off blocks?
I was wondering the same thing!
Have to send the DGR struggle levels to thabeast, gpb, and ryu, just because they lose so many runs to #dgr. Still love your stuff, just can’t wait to see the man, the legend, thabeast beat that difficult level on first attempt.... or not
That is preserverance for sure