Cardlin: * Being VERY LOUD while tiny person is sleeping * Me: SHHHHHH! Cardlin: * continues being loud * Me: BOI Shoosh! Cardlin: * becomes quiet * Me: Thank you!
Grace Anderson no girl! I thought the exact same thing!! I work as a nanny during the summer, and whenever I put a baby down for a nap, anyone that starts making a ruckus will get a death glare XD
-ahem- HUSBAND. GOALS. 😍😍😍 also this made me laugh so many times XD "mini-dictator"...I'm the oldest of four siblings and the oldest of a lot of little cousins and mini-dictator is very accurate XD I love them dearly but damn...it's a dictatorship!
no dont be sad pandas ;^; Edit:crap this actually got a like In other news Cardlin:no sleeping in bathes Me: but why I promise to not drown just a couple of minutes please please please
3:49 I feel the same way Cardlin because I caught my mom with 3 bags full of bath bombs, shampoo, soap bars, and other cleansing products from Bed, Bath, and Beyond
My literal first thought when I heard the baby crying: "Forget me!! Baby needs help!! Move it stupid, what if she/he's dieing?!?!?!?!" I'm not even a mother..........
That is so me!!! I baby sat my baby cousin one time and she had started crying. I nearly busted the door to see if she was okay. Turns out, like the baby in the audio, she just woke up from a nap 😂
Damn straight our little one is gonna have a DRAGON!!!😤😍💖🐉 And YES she'll play video games! When she's three. And she's uses yours until she can have her own. She can't touch mine till she's 80.
So that's what it would have been like. Being a single mom, I never got to experience that... at least not until now. 21 years late... but as they say...better late than never. Thanks again.
Hey :) New listener here. This one was awesome, on more than a obvious level. I am a single mom of a amazing little girl and have been on my own with her since her birth. This kind of story/roleplay is something I have always wished to share with someone, it's hard as hell and lonely doing it on my own but the reward is the best part. Hearing a roleplay with a tender, understanding partner seems simple but is multilevel pleasing when you have never experienced that kind of relationship. Enjoying your videos thoroughly and can't wait to click through the playlists ;)
Just sitting here all like "KEEP IT G-RATED DANGIT" there's a baby in the house. Also a few weeks after this my new niece made her debut. She was birthed!
That’s not sleeping that’s drowning...*rewind to a few seconds ago and he pulls out a bath bomb called “Mel-u-Tone-in”* 😂 (which is a sleeping medicine)
Cardlin: "Does help if I told u that u gorgeous in outfit #3?...as I'm sure u did in outfits 1 & 2 as well" Me IRL: *Rolls eyes* Cardlin: "i can hear rolling eyes from here u know" Me IRL: How did you know?!?! 🤭😲
Who else wishes that there was a brightness control for youtube so they could search all the cardlin they wanted with out having to go blind for a split second cuz their screen is so bright and they are doing this at night, in bed, in the dark?
Cardlin: Maybe a dragon Me: yes give the child a dragon Cardlin: cause you're a badass baby, and its 2016! Me:.....I'm sorry what did I go back in time?
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"Thats not sleeping thats drowning." I'M DYING. XDDDDD
Nancy Cuddle Kitten same I had to pause and breathe because I can't 😂
Perfect line
I tapped to that exact moment on accident
XD SAME
I hope you're not dieing in the bath😂
" No love you cannot sleep in the bath; that's not sleeping that's drowning " lol😂😂😂😂
"that's not allowed on my watch "I died on the inside 😂💖
Forever nap
@@cybersspace2195 Yes
Yeah, I've almost drowned a few times
Bath: Mr steal yooo girl!
caden howlter oohhhhahag my globhahaha xD brilliant!
Yasssss!!!!!
XD OH SHIT!
I'm screeching
Ha! I’m done😂😂
That was too funny! 😆👏
"yep I officially have the hottest wife alive" screams*
Me: Me and you both know das a lie-
@@totallynotparker.3579 u makin' me Cri-
Hottest wife alive= kinda chubby with stretch marks from the little one... Yeah thanks babe 😘
Wait-
Alive-
He hAd oThEr wIvEs
1Kth like hehe
*having a cute well deserved kissing session*
baby: *cries*
me: goD DAMMIT
hahaha
another reason why i don't want have children
@@naughtymili u are so certain
"let me get into some none-work clothes"
*imagines cardlin in a hotdog suit*
gosh darn it, me
Mint O'Connor won’t lie I though that too but like in a chicken onsie
Mint O'Connor I can
A bear onesie guys duh 😂
Oml
😂
"My love, I'm a modern dude." I don't know who this man is but if he speaks like that I'd marry him😂😂
I read that as he said it
i hope i dont sound ridiculous i dont know who this man is
Omg right haha
Agreed
" Let's keep this PG"
me: GOD DAMN PG RATING SYSTEM!
Cardlin: * Being VERY LOUD while tiny person is sleeping *
Me: SHHHHHH!
Cardlin: * continues being loud *
Me: BOI Shoosh!
Cardlin: * becomes quiet *
Me: Thank you!
lol
Then the baby wakes up and dagger eyes fly his way for waking up the baby...
XD
Omg Hahahhaha
Me: *rolls eyes*
Cardlin: "I can hear you're rolling your eyes, you know?"
Me: what the hECK
I was thinking the same!
Me two
@@nataliehains7154 me three
Same-
@@nataliehains7154 five
Cardlin: "I officially have the hottest wife alive.."
Me: *dies*
THERE ARE NO MEN LIKE THIS. “GOURGEOUS, SLEEPING, MINI DICTATOR” 😭😭❤️OMGGGGG “YOURE A BADASS BABY” WHERE ARE THE GOOD GUYS WUT THE FLIP
I know right
They are in heaven. I feel you @phaylo renz
Me: *Enjoy this*
Him: it is 2016-
Me: WAIT A MINUTE ITS 2020 FOR ME
ThE WeRiD DeAd DaBiNg mEmE UnIcOrN -1- same
I thought I was the only one listening to these in 2020 omg
Nah I'm here too 2020 is Absolutely "HORRIBLE"
Could be because it was 4 YEARS AGO
You in a different generation
am I the only one who thought through this entire audio "I swear to Jesus Mary and Joseph if you wake the damned baby they will never find your body "
Grace Anderson no girl! I thought the exact same thing!! I work as a nanny during the summer, and whenever I put a baby down for a nap, anyone that starts making a ruckus will get a death glare XD
my thoughts as well!
same here
And then at the end the baby wakes up xD
Grace Anderson me
10/10 would make second baby.
me 2
Your Name •-• 😂
same
The name killed me
m u s t t h r o w b a b y i n t h e o c e a n
'Hello tiny person' im gonna say that whenever i see a baby now xD
Gwen Bora same
Gwen Bora I already do xD
Gwen Bora Yea......Adorable!!!
OMG same
Same well I do that all the time
“I’ll Go See How Our Mini Dictator Is Doing”
When he said Sex Bomb I'm like LLLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHH
Bob Burger IKR XD
SAAAAAAMMMMMEEEEEE
You can be my sex bomb sex bomb!
That's real lyrics to a real song...
MilesLikesFriedChicken human AGAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
@@JesusChrist-gl1qu which one
“That’s not sleeping it’s drowning”
-The National Life Guard Association
I died when he went no you can not sleep in the baths that's called drowning lol
Laurence Zavul My response would've been, "WELL LET ME DROWN THEN"
"Not on my watch!"
@Reiki Todoroki ummmmmmmm I'm with deku now though me and bakugo didnt work out! Deku and I watched this together!
@Reiki Todoroki well todoroki and deku broke up six months ago but y'know they still hang out as freinds.
imma head out
"introduce video games to the little munchkin" Me as a parent.
sammeeeeee
Leo Blu yep.
Me: Okay, Cardlin. They need to know Mario, Link, Samas, Sonic, *names a bunch of other video game characters and the games their in*
I probably would introduce video games to the little ones, if I had kids
When he said badass baby, the first thing that pop up in my head : levi Ackerman baby 😂
Chillinglama Pama OMG! A baby Levi, that'll be so adorable. 😂
Chillinglama Pama YESSSSSSSSSS
Chillinglama Pama YAS
OH GOD YES.
I really want to see a baby levi now omg it would be so cute
Dad: you sit right here on the bed
Mom: ok... ZZzzzzzzZzzz 😴😴
Nilza Leme Trevezanuto so me xD
"Very sad pandas" awe🐼
Cardlin: *screams*
Me: shut up the tiny person is sleeping
Cardlin: *continues being loud*
Me: BOI SHUSH UP
Cardlin: *stops*
Me: finally thank you god
IKR, our tiny bean is sleeping, be quiet!
Cardlin: "That's my moan hmmph stupid bath"
Bath: Jealous Much?
-ahem- HUSBAND. GOALS. 😍😍😍 also this made me laugh so many times XD "mini-dictator"...I'm the oldest of four siblings and the oldest of a lot of little cousins and mini-dictator is very accurate XD I love them dearly but damn...it's a dictatorship!
I'm with u on the mini dictatorship of cousins lol
please do more pregnancy video's or a video where she see's her ex in public or aomething(:
Agreed!
+Stupidly Amazing thank you I'm glad somebody agreed with my idea for once!(:
Agreed!! 🔙🔛🔝🔥
thank you !
I agree! Pregnancy and birth/labor coaching will be awesome! :)
Awe so cute. Was I the only one to think that when the baby started crying that she was saying "I want that dragon now Daddy!!"? Lol
RubySage718 OMG me tho
RubySage718 I did XD
Or maybe she was making sure we weren't going to give her a sibling😂
@@oncerand_directioner nooo😂
WAIT.... IM A MOTHER.
OMFG OMFG
WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN!??!?!
i mean- ur not wrong 😯
*i aM tHe mOtHeR oF mY doG*
Your face says it all😂
My mom's gonna kill me
"That's not sleeping ,that's drowning!"😂
Amazing as usual! This totally leads into making another baby....
yeppy YEP! 6w6
Yes..... unfortunately but fortunately
Melatonin... that’s not sleeping, that’s drowning...
WHAT DO YOU THINK MELATONIN DOES?!?!?!
Dani Dinosaur He knows not what he has done
HE WANTS US TO DROWNNNN
hello tiny person xD
best part
Baby Bat it doesn't help i am short XD
Ciel Phantomhive ahah same
Him: "it is 2016"
Me: **in 2020**
Me: "TAKE ME BACK! TAKE ME BAAAAAAAAAAACK!"
*Underwear off*
Baby: IM ABOUT TO RUIN THESE NERDS WHOLE CAREER *cries*
"Hello tiny person"
Gets me EVERY TIME! 💜
no dont be sad pandas ;^;
Edit:crap this actually got a like
In other news
Cardlin:no sleeping in bathes
Me: but why I promise to not drown just a couple of minutes please please please
Now, Cardlin, are you jealous of a bath?
He is very jealous 😂
3:49
I feel the same way Cardlin because I caught my mom with 3 bags full of bath bombs, shampoo, soap bars, and other cleansing products from Bed, Bath, and Beyond
BUY HER THE DRAGGON! Let her be the next Danaerys!!!!
All hail the mad queen after the last episode
An overprotective dad role play? Yes please&thank u👏🏼😘💖
Srsly tho, this is husband goals.👏🏼😜
This man just has my heart in a box somewhere and I dont even want it back lmao he stole it fair and square.
I’m a single mom of a three year old, I’ve been extremely stressed with everything especially him, all your audios help so much
"bECAUSE YOUR A BAD ASS BABY" PFFT- IM DYING-
Him: hello tiny person
Me: are you talking to me or someone else cause everyone I know call me little cause I'm shorter then them
I'm the shortest out of 3 in my class
"Our gorgeous, sleeping mini-dictator" I'm fucking dying my dude
My literal first thought when I heard the baby crying: "Forget me!! Baby needs help!! Move it stupid, what if she/he's dieing?!?!?!?!"
I'm not even a mother..........
Meme Queen, I was thinking the exact same thing
Oh thx for the like! 😊
That is so me!!! I baby sat my baby cousin one time and she had started crying. I nearly busted the door to see if she was okay. Turns out, like the baby in the audio, she just woke up from a nap 😂
I kinda treat my dog like this... Is that bad? >.
No I do😂
Principessa Nah normal I do that all the time
same
IDBDBDUDJSBHSSJWS THIS MADE MY DAYT 🤷♀️
It's normal 😂
Damn straight our little one is gonna have a DRAGON!!!😤😍💖🐉
And YES she'll play video games! When she's three. And she's uses yours until she can have her own.
She can't touch mine till she's 80.
Him: starts kissing
Babby: starts crying
Me: where not having a nother babby ever
So that's what it would have been like. Being a single mom, I never got to experience that... at least not until now. 21 years late... but as they say...better late than never. Thanks again.
haha if my husband said video games, I'd tell him Mario and Zelda only. Resident Evil and Left 4 Dead when she gets older :)
Hey :) New listener here. This one was awesome, on more than a obvious level. I am a single mom of a amazing little girl and have been on my own with her since her birth. This kind of story/roleplay is something I have always wished to share with someone, it's hard as hell and lonely doing it on my own but the reward is the best part. Hearing a roleplay with a tender, understanding partner seems simple but is multilevel pleasing when you have never experienced that kind of relationship. Enjoying your videos thoroughly and can't wait to click through the playlists ;)
Eyy, thanks for finding me. Cheers to you and all the single moms out there, making it happen day by day. =]
"It's 2016-"
Me: hUH-
Out of all these, Cardlin-Personas/Characters, Dadlin has to be a favourite.
Ahhhh! My eyes my explode because they turned into hearts😍😍
he is the best dad and husband I've eve seen/heard
no one can test me but Cardlin and Ben are the best possible fathers you could ever get
I think that I just found out a sequence that fits soo right
1 - Bundle of Feels
2 - Welcome to the world, little one
3 - A break for Mom
no sorry this is so cute! Please do more husband ones, they are adorable x
LMAO WAAAAIT HE JUST SAID
_"our gorgeous sleeping mini dictator"_
*I'M CRYIIIINNGGGG* 😂😂😂
Just sitting here all like "KEEP IT G-RATED DANGIT" there's a baby in the house.
Also a few weeks after this my new niece made her debut. She was birthed!
Days*
Autocorrect knows not what a day is.
“and i’m off to be super dad”
YES YOU ARE 🥺
When he said "babe one of your bath boms is about to go missing and never reatern" I died 🤣🤣🤣
Oh my god this is so cute! Please make more like this!
Cardlin - “It’s 2016 you can be whoever you want.”
Did I just pause at that moment just so I could scream laughing? Absolutely. I laughed in 2022.
That’s not sleeping that’s drowning...*rewind to a few seconds ago and he pulls out a bath bomb called “Mel-u-Tone-in”* 😂 (which is a sleeping medicine)
cardlin:"remember bath not for sleeping"
me:*dies bc of how cute that was*
“That’s not sleeping it’s drowning”
IM WHEEZING
Who else was annoyed that the tiny human cried when Cardlin and mom just started kissing each other XD
That's babies for ya. There's also some theories that they do that on purpose cause they don't want to get a sibling😂
@@oncerand_directioner I didn’t even think of that. Your probably right 🤣
"That's my moan *pouty noise* stupid bath"
“It’s 2016 and you can be whatever you want to be.”
We stan a progressive father
2 years later and this one still has so many of my favorite Cardlin quotes
Cardlin: "Does help if I told u that u gorgeous in outfit #3?...as I'm sure u did in outfits 1 & 2 as well"
Me IRL: *Rolls eyes*
Cardlin: "i can hear rolling eyes from here u know"
Me IRL: How did you know?!?! 🤭😲
Aw this is perf :')
When you offered to buy her a dragon......YES!!! Dad of the year, lol!
Who else wishes that there was a brightness control for youtube so they could search all the cardlin they wanted with out having to go blind for a split second cuz their screen is so bright and they are doing this at night, in bed, in the dark?
IM HERE IN 2024 8 YEARS AFTER THIS WAS MADE
him: it’s 2016
me:what? it’s 2024
THE BABYS 6!!!!
I can’t handle this level of cuteness
"hello tiny person"
me: i can alrety tell this is going to be good like normal knowing Cardlin
Ok..being this adorable and hot Cardlin should be a sin...
You should do a asmr rp of going through the pregnancey
"Because your a bad ass baby"
I CANT🤚😭
This is amazing! We need more videos like this! Honestly I loved how you were jealous of the way the bath made me feel~ :3
"That's not sleeping, that's drowning"
AFTER putting in a melatonin bath bomb.... good luck Cardling
"no undressing while I'm gone I'll take care of that for u" Me:*throws pillow at him* PG!!!!!
Ahemmm who let this teddy bear sunshine become a dad?!?!
Cardlin: Maybe a dragon
Me: yes give the child a dragon
Cardlin: cause you're a badass baby, and its 2016!
Me:.....I'm sorry what did I go back in time?
“That’s not sleeping that’s drowning” 😂
Superdad away! X3
Did you just say....
Bhad Bhabie
if a man like this doesnt get to be my boo, i'll educate him to be as much of a gentlemanly dork as cardlin/dadlin 😣❤️😪
This is adorable! Great job Cardlin ♡
me: *rolls eyes*
cardlin: I can hear you rolling your eyes from here..
me: and I oop- 👀
Me: "Hello tiny person"
Friend: I get it I'm short T-T >-
As a single mom during quaritine with a toddler this was all so nice to hear
,,Very sad pandas” *my heart left the chat*
One word. Adorable!