Bert Kreischer : The Machine Reaction

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  • Опубликовано: 21 дек 2024

Комментарии • 283

  • @PIForever
    @PIForever  5 лет назад +231

    Hey, everyone, can you hear me? If you can, THANKS FOR WATCHING!

    • @AakarshDureha
      @AakarshDureha 5 лет назад +5

      Finally watched it! This one never gets old.

    • @Random_qubit
      @Random_qubit 5 лет назад +5

      On JRE podcast Bert talks about how he actually ended up partying with the Cops that night and i think they let him drive their cop car when he was drunk lmao

    • @eugeniav4721
      @eugeniav4721 5 лет назад +1

      @@Random_qubit you took the thought right out my mind 😉

    • @eugeniav4721
      @eugeniav4721 5 лет назад

      💚💚

    • @gabeochoa4003
      @gabeochoa4003 5 лет назад

      Witcher reaction!

  • @somarleor911
    @somarleor911 5 лет назад +870

    This is a true story by the way...

    • @ArmchairRizzard
      @ArmchairRizzard 5 лет назад +53

      That's true. It's supposedly true. obviously embellished for the story, but not THAT much.

    • @billyboblillybob344
      @billyboblillybob344 5 лет назад +120

      @@ArmchairRizzard Actually it was simplified a bit. There are bits that were left out.

    • @ArmchairRizzard
      @ArmchairRizzard 5 лет назад +55

      @@billyboblillybob344 what I mean is, I've heard him tell the story in actual interviews and it's less exaggerated but still mostly accurate.

    • @davebcf1231
      @davebcf1231 5 лет назад +92

      @@ArmchairRizzard He's gone into far more detail on podcasts a couple of times. He told the whole story of the pool hall scam they did and partying with the cops on Rogan for example. Classmates who were there with him have also confirmed it on social media, and one of them posted some pictures from the trip.

    • @Nipponing
      @Nipponing 5 лет назад +5

      No way he thought Russian class was Spanish...

  • @rachaelromine6024
    @rachaelromine6024 5 лет назад +583

    FYI ... The movie "Van Wilder" made famous by lead actor Ryan Reynolds, was based on Bert Kreisher and his college experience. It is hilarious as from what he has said in interviews, eerily terrifying and accurate in some scenes.

    • @jalissacoleman5614
      @jalissacoleman5614 5 лет назад +6

      Is it any good 🤔 I never heard of it I want to check it out ...

    • @ThePizzaGuy1998
      @ThePizzaGuy1998 5 лет назад +6

      @@jalissacoleman5614 could be a lot better, but still a good watch.

    • @rachaelromine6024
      @rachaelromine6024 5 лет назад +18

      Guess it depends on your movie tastes. I'm nearing 50 and college humor is a little beyond me at this point. But I enjoyed it when it came out many years ago.. I think Ryan Reynolds was the perfect choice to play Bert's character and I've watched the movie several times over the years.

    • @jalissacoleman5614
      @jalissacoleman5614 5 лет назад +2

      Ok thanks guys

    • @rachaelromine6024
      @rachaelromine6024 5 лет назад +1

      I honestly don't remember ... 😂

  • @gotlieb9109
    @gotlieb9109 4 года назад +52

    I am from Russia. My father told me a story about some foreign guy, his name was Machine.

  • @johng.4711
    @johng.4711 5 лет назад +252

    Bert posted this on his Facebook page and all his classmates confirmed the story. Keep up the channel - you guys are good at this!

    • @mr.smithgnrsmith7808
      @mr.smithgnrsmith7808 5 лет назад +1

      If I pissed in your face, you’d think it was raining huh?

    • @JOSHCHIMICH
      @JOSHCHIMICH 5 лет назад +4

      Mr.SmithGNR Smith that’s brutal.......
      Pissing IN someone’s face?
      Damn....

    • @georgevanhorn2500
      @georgevanhorn2500 5 лет назад +7

      Mr.SmithGNR Smith well there would be no reason to assume its raining because there’s no evidence of that, there is photographic, and witness evidence that this really did happen

    • @rallyfan101
      @rallyfan101 3 года назад +1

      @@mr.smithgnrsmith7808 There's literally pictures. Stfu lol

  • @AM-fb3cf
    @AM-fb3cf 5 лет назад +125

    "Why does he have his shirt off?"
    Ummm... Because he's the Machine!

    • @PIForever
      @PIForever  5 лет назад +11

      👍🏽

    • @SpaceCity23
      @SpaceCity23 4 года назад

      It's because he lost allot of weight and had allot of self confidence

    • @philpennington826
      @philpennington826 3 года назад +2

      @@SpaceCity23 LOL No. It's because, early in his stand-up career, he figured out that when he got up on stage, he got REALLY nervous. And when he gets nervous, Bert SWEATS. Like, a LOT. By the time he finished a short routine his shirt would be half-soaked. So he just started taking his shirt off as soon as he got on stage.

  • @chrismartin6544
    @chrismartin6544 5 лет назад +17

    By far one of my favorite comic stories I’ve seen this story about 30 times and it still cracks me up

    • @tradne85
      @tradne85 3 года назад

      The version the bit is based on is just as good. It even got animated.

  • @Liz-cmc313
    @Liz-cmc313 5 лет назад +107

    I never get tired of this story, one of the best stories ever! 🤣💯

  • @JSainte17
    @JSainte17 3 года назад +6

    This is a true story. The pic of him with the mafia guys.... and his fanny pack.......... is amazing.

  • @agromx224
    @agromx224 3 года назад +13

    best thing about all this: it's true!
    with countless witnesses, from his class, to some of those gangsters.
    i even heard, that "the machine" still is a russian legend.

  • @Suprasylph
    @Suprasylph 5 лет назад +338

    Something you should know:
    "мужчина" = muzshina, or "the man."
    "машина" = mashina, or "a machine."
    I think homeboy Bert over there, in his panic, tried to tell them that he was The Man but got his words mixed up and told them that he was a Machine instead.

    • @riazhamdanmalik6036
      @riazhamdanmalik6036 5 лет назад +11

      Mashina means a car and a mashine of some sort.
      A nan is pronounced muzhCHina. Like China, chat, chase etc.

    • @kaktotak8267
      @kaktotak8267 5 лет назад +4

      @@riazhamdanmalik6036 There's no "ch" there when it's spoken. It's мущина.

    • @maximd.d
      @maximd.d 4 года назад +1

      Блеать, до меня только дошло. Спустя три года..))

  • @groovyhoovy9793
    @groovyhoovy9793 5 лет назад +255

    The best part of this story is that its true

    • @mr.smithgnrsmith7808
      @mr.smithgnrsmith7808 5 лет назад

      Nope

    • @groovyhoovy9793
      @groovyhoovy9793 5 лет назад +34

      Mr.SmithGNR Smith they literally have a absolute fuck load of proof look it up unless you want to stay ignorant

    • @sladeslayed
      @sladeslayed 5 лет назад +5

      @@mr.smithgnrsmith7808 yep

    • @Pinky_Piie
      @Pinky_Piie 5 лет назад

      It's 100% true

    • @Fulgrim_The_Phoenician
      @Fulgrim_The_Phoenician 5 лет назад +1

      If it is, then he really tells is wrong. How would he know how to say 'Im the machine' in Russian, when he says he doesn't speak a word russian? 2nd....who the fucck can't tell the difference between spanish and russian ?

  • @BowlingGreenTampaMan
    @BowlingGreenTampaMan 5 лет назад +75

    i knew Bert as a kid, and his father. Trust me there is MUCH more to this story.

    • @IS-su2jf
      @IS-su2jf 5 лет назад +2

      Whatchu mean ?

    • @georgevanhorn2500
      @georgevanhorn2500 5 лет назад +3

      I'm So Meta Even This Acronym theyre saying they new bert and berts father when they were a kid and heard the full story

    • @IS-su2jf
      @IS-su2jf 5 лет назад +6

      @@georgevanhorn2500 Yeah I got that part you moron

    • @human-male
      @human-male 5 лет назад

      Like what ?

    • @Rytonic69
      @Rytonic69 4 года назад

      Go on...

  • @ThexInsidexMan
    @ThexInsidexMan 5 лет назад +193

    just so u guys know, that story is actually true and he as talked in more detail and shown photos and other proof.
    he really did run a pool hall scam with the russian mafia members and his class needed a boat or something and the mafia said they would get it, which apparently meant jacking one for the class hahaha

    • @zztopz7090
      @zztopz7090 5 лет назад +3

      Aw, that was nice of them.

  • @Rytonic69
    @Rytonic69 4 года назад +18

    I love how the more you look into this story, the more you realize this actually happened

  • @brutalfashion
    @brutalfashion 5 лет назад +10

    That’s a great standup bit; I’ve seen it before, but I still laughed as much. Thank you for the reaction! It’s fun to see other people watching comedy/laughing. 👍🏼

  • @poggies7639
    @poggies7639 4 года назад +17

    He actually talks about how his time with the police was even crazier because while the mafia could get away with almost anything, the Police could literally get away with anything

  • @actioninmyphannypack
    @actioninmyphannypack 5 лет назад +4

    Anyone else notice how their ad placement is always on a pause? That’s the way to do it. Don’t let it interrupt the video. Great job and great vid guys. Keep it up

  • @darkerkyo
    @darkerkyo 5 лет назад +23

    I like how everyone had the same reaction when he told everybody that they rob the train but then you guys simply said oh okay as soon as you said while they slept. LOL

  • @malimillions
    @malimillions 5 лет назад +1

    This proves that if you are genuinely a neat person and entertaining as hell even with a language barrier, people will accommodate you. If you're FUN like the machine, they will fight over your company. PARTY!

  • @Poc3d
    @Poc3d 5 лет назад +23

    That might be my favorite story from any comedian. Joey Diaz has some greats as well.

  • @leerjet31
    @leerjet31 3 года назад

    I feel like I'm sitting down to watch these videos with friends when I watch y'all's videos man it's fun to laugh with people

  • @JAlex-ng1mu
    @JAlex-ng1mu 4 года назад

    I've heard this story at least 6 times and loved every one of them a little more!

  • @TheMrCasey
    @TheMrCasey 5 лет назад +11

    Thank you guys more comedy reactions please

  • @DiscoRaptor
    @DiscoRaptor 5 лет назад +5

    I've lost count of the amount of times I've watched this bit... 😂
    Great reaction, guys! 👍

  • @TheSwede9
    @TheSwede9 5 лет назад +12

    definitely best reaction channel out there, keep doing these... and like other commenters said. This is all supposedly true, Bert has talked about it many times on podcasts and did before he made it into a comedy. Has pictures of the trip and old classmates coming on to verify the story etc, of course he spiced some things up for the sake of comedy but the major throughlines are supposedly true

  • @riazhamdanmalik6036
    @riazhamdanmalik6036 5 лет назад +17

    A trip to Russia in 1995..wow!!
    If you'd like to understand what it was like, watch Brigada. All series are on youtube with English subtitles.
    It's really good and realistic.

  • @sankadill
    @sankadill 5 лет назад +94

    It would be a good “story” if it wasn’t true 🤣🤣

  • @hol7824
    @hol7824 5 лет назад +2

    You guys are fun to watch! Thanks!

    • @PIForever
      @PIForever  5 лет назад +1

      You know it's always good to hear that someone enjoyed our video. I mean, it really makes my day to hear all the kind comments you all leave. I want to say thank you for just being you.

  • @GrotesqueGardener
    @GrotesqueGardener 5 лет назад

    By far my new and favorite reaction video. Usually not a fan of reaction videos, but these guys are the best. Clearly on some family OG shit. Telling everyone I know to be here first and all the best to the owners, creators, and fans. I don't know who middle man is but buddy has seen some LIFE and has the laugh to back it up. PLEASE WATCH PATRICE ONEAL - for you and me.

  • @TreyM1609
    @TreyM1609 3 года назад

    Be seeing him in October 2021 i Knoxville. Wife and I can’t wait!! And yes this is a true story

  • @belban69
    @belban69 5 лет назад +3

    I have seen this video maybe 50x and I laugh EVERY time.

  • @nysus3530
    @nysus3530 3 года назад

    Seeing Power Pack, The Maxx and Black Bolt on your wall sold me. Subbed.

  • @mthorntonwolfe
    @mthorntonwolfe 5 лет назад +23

    The mafia thing was touched on in Rocky IV, but more subtle. The "chaperones" that wouldn't let Rocky out of their sight... same thing.

    • @TeamOfWings
      @TeamOfWings 4 года назад +2

      Not exactly. Rocki IV happens before the fall of the Soviet Union, the people following him everywhere are KGB (state spies). The story from the standup happens in 95 when the soviet union had collapsed and mobsters and gangs were pretty much running the country. Same idea, but not exactly the same :)

  • @zztopz7090
    @zztopz7090 5 лет назад +4

    The part about him meeting two gangsters named Igor and Igor is so true. There are only like 18 Russian names per gender, and they circulate quickly.

  • @bigboyjeff6151
    @bigboyjeff6151 3 года назад +1

    Aye first time on the channel that intro is fire I love it

  • @andrelagerback6691
    @andrelagerback6691 5 лет назад +4

    I just started to follow you guys. ✌🏻 You have a really positive channel. Love from 🇸🇪

  • @neuvocastezero1838
    @neuvocastezero1838 3 года назад

    "I love that someone said 'no'. Like, 'I did a head count before, and it doesn't look like it.'"

  • @rogermortis6583
    @rogermortis6583 5 лет назад +7

    Hell yeah, that's what I'm talking about.

  • @ballconei
    @ballconei 5 лет назад +5

    Burt's new Netflix special ..Telling Secrets.. is surprisingly good.

    • @michaelpahula5236
      @michaelpahula5236 5 лет назад

      His special is called Secret Time and he's fucking hilarious in it.

  • @charlieclark2609
    @charlieclark2609 5 лет назад +27

    It's funny how bloods and crips think they're hard like Russian gangsters... hahaha. In Europe it's a whole different ballgame man, bloods and crips ain't shit

    • @DeezUp4Da3zz
      @DeezUp4Da3zz 5 лет назад +2

      Europe in it's own right is a different ballgame (eastern europe)

    • @goofyopp4005
      @goofyopp4005 5 лет назад +3

      Jay Rogers you wouldn’t say that in front of them bottom line is people are capable and willing to kill everywhere just because you heard some shit and think you like in the most hard place doesn’t mean shit

    • @gravestomper4359
      @gravestomper4359 5 лет назад +4

      @@goofyopp4005 bro russian mob kills politicians, does bombings, kills officials and opens fire broad day in Moscow. Stop try to play urself friend crips and bloods are bunch of bad kids that grew up fighting eachother with fists and guns nothing else

    • @zztopz7090
      @zztopz7090 5 лет назад

      @@goofyopp4005 Of course no one would say anything to them in real life, no one would go to their neighborhood in the first place. But if those were American gangsters running the country they'd be killing kids and raping women like they do here. They rarely fight one on one, but jump someone in groups or shoot at them from a passing car.

  • @garywheeler60
    @garywheeler60 5 лет назад

    Thanks !!! Never saw him before!!!!

  • @raiderking69
    @raiderking69 5 лет назад

    I am so completely digging on your guys collection!

  • @apacifistmachinegunner669
    @apacifistmachinegunner669 5 лет назад

    Cheers from East Texas !!

  • @zzzkoszzz
    @zzzkoszzz 5 лет назад +1

    His college story is true...
    ~In 1997 Bert was featured in an article in Rolling Stone while attending Florida State University.
    The magazine named Kreischer "the top partyer at the Number One Party School in the country."
    www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-features/bert-kreischer-the-undergraduate-240847/

  • @melloyellogsxr
    @melloyellogsxr 5 лет назад

    Had to go where the Navy took us! Lmao. thank you for your service 🇺🇸

  • @jessicabremer9735
    @jessicabremer9735 5 лет назад +1

    Bert Kriescher's marsh mellow bear story is awesome.

  • @Krazyk007x2
    @Krazyk007x2 5 лет назад

    This is one of the best comedy bits ever.

  • @nikwaggoner2480
    @nikwaggoner2480 5 лет назад

    First of your vids ive seen and during the intro after the "listen" i was like "oh... I like these guys".

  • @texadan314
    @texadan314 5 лет назад

    Nice reaction. And for a bonus I see the cover of The Amazing Spider-Man #135. Once upon a time I had every SM issue from 96 to somewhere around 250. But I would occasionally swap out boxes of comics with a neighbor and he had all the Spideys when his family moved.

  • @nateburk8952
    @nateburk8952 5 лет назад +1

    Single most best true story hands down.

  • @melissakardos3715
    @melissakardos3715 5 лет назад +5

    You have to pay to be safe in Russia ! That was strait up TRUTH !

  • @Losephos2
    @Losephos2 5 лет назад +1

    Love you guys. You keep picking good shit I keep watching it!

  • @michaelpahula5236
    @michaelpahula5236 5 лет назад +2

    Nice. His Tracy Morgan story is hilarious as well.

  • @mattstanford9673
    @mattstanford9673 5 лет назад +2

    It's funny, wearing a Deadpool shirt, voiced by the man that played the fictionalized version of Bert.

  • @justari6584
    @justari6584 5 лет назад +1

    This is a true story which still blows my mind lol

  • @tbone5112
    @tbone5112 4 года назад +1

    I’ve heard there’s a movie in the works based on this story .

  • @yingyang3769
    @yingyang3769 4 года назад +1

    To the guy in the left where can I get that deadpool shirt it’s awesome! Need to know for when we beat COVID-19❤️

  • @megamaux777
    @megamaux777 5 лет назад +7

    fastly becoming my fave reaction channel.
    the only thing that would make it my top channel if for no reason you decided to react to naruto daily.
    i would refresh my feed ever 5 minutes if you did. i super promise.
    you guys rock.

  • @melissakardos3715
    @melissakardos3715 4 года назад +5

    He was telling the truth about Russia in 95. Lmao.

  • @thomasclayon9143
    @thomasclayon9143 4 года назад

    Couldnt care if this is a true story or not. This is the best story ever and I'd like to think its true.

  • @therealayatollah2678
    @therealayatollah2678 5 лет назад +1

    "When they not hacking us"... And he LOOKED like the smart one.

  • @jatilq
    @jatilq 5 лет назад

    I need to find more of his work

  • @indytux
    @indytux 4 года назад

    Yes true story. Bert is a Tampa legend lol

  • @eugeniav4721
    @eugeniav4721 5 лет назад +5

    Bert is awesome!! You guy's should check out Frankenstein's Lab they're all about laughter like you guy's 💛

    • @PIForever
      @PIForever  5 лет назад +4

      Yeah, they have a great channel. I hope everyone will check them out.

    • @sankadill
      @sankadill 5 лет назад +3

      Darklands
      They were on Bert’s podcast as well. He saw them on RUclips and introduced them to the comedy gang

  • @glyngasson8450
    @glyngasson8450 3 года назад

    They are currently making a film of this

  • @MultiSunzu
    @MultiSunzu 5 лет назад

    I am a black dude living in Bulgaria. I believe every single word he said, period.

  • @adanesi1884
    @adanesi1884 4 года назад

    I'm at the point in my life where I'm cracking up like pops in the middle

  • @virgil52
    @virgil52 5 лет назад +5

    You can Google the pictures of him in russia with the mobsters

  • @ivanstepanovic1327
    @ivanstepanovic1327 5 лет назад +5

    "Crazy" is simply in the nature of Slavs...
    And the craziest of all Slavs are - Russians!
    I mean, yes, us Serbs are pretty high on that list as well, but not even close to Russians!

  • @cshubs
    @cshubs 5 лет назад +1

    The students who saw him rob the bar car and said, You're in so much trouble. They were snitches. The people at the end of the story were victims of a crime.

  • @masakata7040
    @masakata7040 5 лет назад +1

    wow what a story hope its true ... if it is this guy is my hero

  • @miketaylor9544
    @miketaylor9544 5 лет назад +26

    Do anything by George Carlin

  • @seburbin
    @seburbin 5 лет назад

    Hey P.I. when did you guys start the channel?

  • @roadgliderider1
    @roadgliderider1 3 года назад

    Great skit

  • @jordansherrill7094
    @jordansherrill7094 5 лет назад

    First off, ROLL TIDE! secondly, great video guys

  • @Seattlefan77
    @Seattlefan77 5 лет назад

    Russians I met in China were cool. And dont let people make you think being black is negative all across the globe. They loved me in China cause they all thought i was in the NBA or something (Im only 6'2 but towered over almost everyone i saw there) until I told them otherwise but they were still very friendly. The most well known americans were Obama and Kobe

  • @damonbryan7232
    @damonbryan7232 5 лет назад

    He's got more. Flying dildos is a great story. Fighting a bear and skydiving with Rachel Ray are some more. Love to see those reactions. Great reaction to this one

  • @victorwalker1717
    @victorwalker1717 3 года назад

    If I remember right the cop said "Come here sit down" or "Come here hurry up"

  • @shawnsmith1865
    @shawnsmith1865 2 года назад

    Answer your question about why he takes his shirt off... I heard him say in an interview one time.... That still today.... He gets very nervous about going out on stage. So he takes his shirt off to help calm his nerves because people then looking at him without a shirt on instead of questioning why he's on stage. He's been doing it long enough now that's part of his schtick.

  • @jeffreyglenellen1188
    @jeffreyglenellen1188 5 лет назад

    Dope shirt, Chris

  • @folkblues4u
    @folkblues4u 5 лет назад

    Have you guys reacted to any Wheeler Walker jr yet?
    If you haven't, prepare to laugh harder than you've ever laughed.

  • @ThorosThor
    @ThorosThor 5 лет назад +1

    good reaction..👍

  • @generictimestamperstupendi9021
    @generictimestamperstupendi9021 5 лет назад +3

    15:10 dahs old russia
    dunno why that made me laugh

  • @offroad5798
    @offroad5798 5 лет назад

    Best true story ever

  • @rkdrama2443
    @rkdrama2443 4 года назад

    Appreciate yall

  • @MultiSunzu
    @MultiSunzu 5 лет назад

    I live in Bulgaria. I believe him.

  • @eddiewilkinson9794
    @eddiewilkinson9794 5 лет назад

    This is funny but Skydiving with Rachel Ray will bring tears to your eyes

  • @scottpeterson7469
    @scottpeterson7469 5 лет назад +9

    React to Ali Saddiq prison riot. You guys are the best

  • @stacypollock9289
    @stacypollock9289 3 года назад

    More videos возлюбленная!

  • @marlahudgins7038
    @marlahudgins7038 5 лет назад

    M y favorite

  • @GRivera379
    @GRivera379 5 лет назад +1

    That miner joke is Louis C.k.’s.....

  • @paulwagner454
    @paulwagner454 5 лет назад

    Reaction. - opening scene. BLAZING SADDLES.

  • @williamvangorden44
    @williamvangorden44 5 лет назад

    I'm the machine!!!

  • @Jrays.official
    @Jrays.official 4 года назад

    The guy in the middle looks like shug knight a little bit lol

  • @michaelpahula5236
    @michaelpahula5236 5 лет назад +15

    Theo Von THis is not Happening. Trust me. I'd never steer you wrong.

    • @TheCondorjc
      @TheCondorjc 4 года назад

      That cab story, this Machine story, and Charlie Murphy's Prince story are my top 3 favorite stories

  • @LaunchedKnot777
    @LaunchedKnot777 4 года назад

    wow, misspelled hashtag. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

  • @GaijinGuy36
    @GaijinGuy36 2 года назад

    Bert usually doesn't wear a shirt because he's a big guy, and stage lights get HOT. He doesn't want to look nasty by sweating though a shirt.

  • @Arms2
    @Arms2 3 года назад

    His name used to be Burnt Crystals, but he changed it after this Russia experience.

  • @mjkjelland13
    @mjkjelland13 5 лет назад

    He does his stand-up shirtless because its funny.

    • @yousnoerd
      @yousnoerd 5 лет назад

      As opposed to his material?

    • @mjkjelland13
      @mjkjelland13 5 лет назад

      @@yousnoerd Correction he thinks its funny to do it.