Bert Kreischer : The Machine Reaction
HTML-код
- Опубликовано: 30 сен 2024
- Check out our reaction for comedian Bert Kreischer's..."The Machine"! #BertKreiscer
Follow us on Twitter: / piforever3
Instagram: / p.i._forever
Facebook: / p.i.foreverent
Subscribe to our channel:
goo.gl/u8Y6sF
Trailer Link : • The Machine - Bert Kre...
Hey, everyone, can you hear me? If you can, THANKS FOR WATCHING!
Finally watched it! This one never gets old.
On JRE podcast Bert talks about how he actually ended up partying with the Cops that night and i think they let him drive their cop car when he was drunk lmao
@@Random_qubit you took the thought right out my mind 😉
💚💚
Witcher reaction!
This is a true story by the way...
That's true. It's supposedly true. obviously embellished for the story, but not THAT much.
@@ArmchairRizzard Actually it was simplified a bit. There are bits that were left out.
@@billyboblillybob344 what I mean is, I've heard him tell the story in actual interviews and it's less exaggerated but still mostly accurate.
@@ArmchairRizzard He's gone into far more detail on podcasts a couple of times. He told the whole story of the pool hall scam they did and partying with the cops on Rogan for example. Classmates who were there with him have also confirmed it on social media, and one of them posted some pictures from the trip.
No way he thought Russian class was Spanish...
This is not entirely true either. Heakes up the best parts
Yes it is true
I am from Russia. My father told me a story about some foreign guy, his name was Machine.
FYI ... The movie "Van Wilder" made famous by lead actor Ryan Reynolds, was based on Bert Kreisher and his college experience. It is hilarious as from what he has said in interviews, eerily terrifying and accurate in some scenes.
Is it any good 🤔 I never heard of it I want to check it out ...
@@jalissacoleman5614 could be a lot better, but still a good watch.
Guess it depends on your movie tastes. I'm nearing 50 and college humor is a little beyond me at this point. But I enjoyed it when it came out many years ago.. I think Ryan Reynolds was the perfect choice to play Bert's character and I've watched the movie several times over the years.
Ok thanks guys
I honestly don't remember ... 😂
Bert posted this on his Facebook page and all his classmates confirmed the story. Keep up the channel - you guys are good at this!
If I pissed in your face, you’d think it was raining huh?
Mr.SmithGNR Smith that’s brutal.......
Pissing IN someone’s face?
Damn....
Mr.SmithGNR Smith well there would be no reason to assume its raining because there’s no evidence of that, there is photographic, and witness evidence that this really did happen
@@mr.smithgnrsmith7808 There's literally pictures. Stfu lol
Something you should know:
"мужчина" = muzshina, or "the man."
"машина" = mashina, or "a machine."
I think homeboy Bert over there, in his panic, tried to tell them that he was The Man but got his words mixed up and told them that he was a Machine instead.
Mashina means a car and a mashine of some sort.
A nan is pronounced muzhCHina. Like China, chat, chase etc.
@@riazhamdanmalik6036 There's no "ch" there when it's spoken. It's мущина.
Блеать, до меня только дошло. Спустя три года..))
"Why does he have his shirt off?"
Ummm... Because he's the Machine!
👍🏽
It's because he lost allot of weight and had allot of self confidence
@@SpaceCity23 LOL No. It's because, early in his stand-up career, he figured out that when he got up on stage, he got REALLY nervous. And when he gets nervous, Bert SWEATS. Like, a LOT. By the time he finished a short routine his shirt would be half-soaked. So he just started taking his shirt off as soon as he got on stage.
just so u guys know, that story is actually true and he as talked in more detail and shown photos and other proof.
he really did run a pool hall scam with the russian mafia members and his class needed a boat or something and the mafia said they would get it, which apparently meant jacking one for the class hahaha
Aw, that was nice of them.
The best part of this story is that its true
Nope
Mr.SmithGNR Smith they literally have a absolute fuck load of proof look it up unless you want to stay ignorant
@@mr.smithgnrsmith7808 yep
It's 100% true
If it is, then he really tells is wrong. How would he know how to say 'Im the machine' in Russian, when he says he doesn't speak a word russian? 2nd....who the fucck can't tell the difference between spanish and russian ?
best thing about all this: it's true!
with countless witnesses, from his class, to some of those gangsters.
i even heard, that "the machine" still is a russian legend.
He actually talks about how his time with the police was even crazier because while the mafia could get away with almost anything, the Police could literally get away with anything
i knew Bert as a kid, and his father. Trust me there is MUCH more to this story.
Whatchu mean ?
I'm So Meta Even This Acronym theyre saying they new bert and berts father when they were a kid and heard the full story
@@georgevanhorn2500 Yeah I got that part you moron
Like what ?
Go on...
It would be a good “story” if it wasn’t true 🤣🤣
I never get tired of this story, one of the best stories ever! 🤣💯
Liz aye I second that period lol 😂
It's funny how bloods and crips think they're hard like Russian gangsters... hahaha. In Europe it's a whole different ballgame man, bloods and crips ain't shit
Europe in it's own right is a different ballgame (eastern europe)
Jay Rogers you wouldn’t say that in front of them bottom line is people are capable and willing to kill everywhere just because you heard some shit and think you like in the most hard place doesn’t mean shit
@@goofyopp4005 bro russian mob kills politicians, does bombings, kills officials and opens fire broad day in Moscow. Stop try to play urself friend crips and bloods are bunch of bad kids that grew up fighting eachother with fists and guns nothing else
@@goofyopp4005 Of course no one would say anything to them in real life, no one would go to their neighborhood in the first place. But if those were American gangsters running the country they'd be killing kids and raping women like they do here. They rarely fight one on one, but jump someone in groups or shoot at them from a passing car.
This is a true story. The pic of him with the mafia guys.... and his fanny pack.......... is amazing.
I love how the more you look into this story, the more you realize this actually happened
By far one of my favorite comic stories I’ve seen this story about 30 times and it still cracks me up
The version the bit is based on is just as good. It even got animated.
I like how everyone had the same reaction when he told everybody that they rob the train but then you guys simply said oh okay as soon as you said while they slept. LOL
ROFLMFAOOOOOOO
He was telling the truth about Russia in 95. Lmao.
That might be my favorite story from any comedian. Joey Diaz has some greats as well.
That’s a great standup bit; I’ve seen it before, but I still laughed as much. Thank you for the reaction! It’s fun to see other people watching comedy/laughing. 👍🏼
definitely best reaction channel out there, keep doing these... and like other commenters said. This is all supposedly true, Bert has talked about it many times on podcasts and did before he made it into a comedy. Has pictures of the trip and old classmates coming on to verify the story etc, of course he spiced some things up for the sake of comedy but the major throughlines are supposedly true
Anyone else notice how their ad placement is always on a pause? That’s the way to do it. Don’t let it interrupt the video. Great job and great vid guys. Keep it up
A trip to Russia in 1995..wow!!
If you'd like to understand what it was like, watch Brigada. All series are on youtube with English subtitles.
It's really good and realistic.
Thank you guys more comedy reactions please
"Crazy" is simply in the nature of Slavs...
And the craziest of all Slavs are - Russians!
I mean, yes, us Serbs are pretty high on that list as well, but not even close to Russians!
The mafia thing was touched on in Rocky IV, but more subtle. The "chaperones" that wouldn't let Rocky out of their sight... same thing.
Not exactly. Rocki IV happens before the fall of the Soviet Union, the people following him everywhere are KGB (state spies). The story from the standup happens in 95 when the soviet union had collapsed and mobsters and gangs were pretty much running the country. Same idea, but not exactly the same :)
Do anything by George Carlin
Gotcha
@@PIForever Awesome. Look forward to it.
The part about him meeting two gangsters named Igor and Igor is so true. There are only like 18 Russian names per gender, and they circulate quickly.
His college story is true...
~In 1997 Bert was featured in an article in Rolling Stone while attending Florida State University.
The magazine named Kreischer "the top partyer at the Number One Party School in the country."
www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-features/bert-kreischer-the-undergraduate-240847/
You can Google the pictures of him in russia with the mobsters
You have to pay to be safe in Russia ! That was strait up TRUTH !
Burt's new Netflix special ..Telling Secrets.. is surprisingly good.
His special is called Secret Time and he's fucking hilarious in it.
Hell yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
I just started to follow you guys. ✌🏻 You have a really positive channel. Love from 🇸🇪
Bert is awesome!! You guy's should check out Frankenstein's Lab they're all about laughter like you guy's 💛
Yeah, they have a great channel. I hope everyone will check them out.
Darklands
They were on Bert’s podcast as well. He saw them on RUclips and introduced them to the comedy gang
Check out Gabriel Iglesias - racist basket
Aw yeah, that is hilarious
It's funny, wearing a Deadpool shirt, voiced by the man that played the fictionalized version of Bert.
Theo Von THis is not Happening. Trust me. I'd never steer you wrong.
That cab story, this Machine story, and Charlie Murphy's Prince story are my top 3 favorite stories
This proves that if you are genuinely a neat person and entertaining as hell even with a language barrier, people will accommodate you. If you're FUN like the machine, they will fight over your company. PARTY!
Russia in the 90's was like Chicago in the 30's , only.. worse :), btw in russia u said u were on the beach , it wasn't the fact that you're black that they didn't like , it was cause you're american , skin color is an american problem :D just saying.
I have seen this video maybe 50x and I laugh EVERY time.
15:10 dahs old russia
dunno why that made me laugh
React to Ali Saddiq prison riot. You guys are the best
Thank you!
I’ve heard there’s a movie in the works based on this story .
The students who saw him rob the bar car and said, You're in so much trouble. They were snitches. The people at the end of the story were victims of a crime.
To the guy in the left where can I get that deadpool shirt it’s awesome! Need to know for when we beat COVID-19❤️
fastly becoming my fave reaction channel.
the only thing that would make it my top channel if for no reason you decided to react to naruto daily.
i would refresh my feed ever 5 minutes if you did. i super promise.
you guys rock.
I've lost count of the amount of times I've watched this bit... 😂
Great reaction, guys! 👍
If love to learn Russian just so can piss off and weird the people out in my southern ass backwards town. It'd be funny as shit. People may not fuck with me , they'd be like oh shit he's speaking Russian, he's got connections. Then I'd be thinking in my head , no its called Duolingo, but yeah you can think I've got connections haha. My family would disown me though. They don't like anyone who doesn't speak English or isn't white
Russians I met in China were cool. And dont let people make you think being black is negative all across the globe. They loved me in China cause they all thought i was in the NBA or something (Im only 6'2 but towered over almost everyone i saw there) until I told them otherwise but they were still very friendly. The most well known americans were Obama and Kobe
Nice. His Tracy Morgan story is hilarious as well.
2 years later...I bet it's still not one of your top vacation spots now that they've invaded Ukraine. (03-13-22)
Answer your question about why he takes his shirt off... I heard him say in an interview one time.... That still today.... He gets very nervous about going out on stage. So he takes his shirt off to help calm his nerves because people then looking at him without a shirt on instead of questioning why he's on stage. He's been doing it long enough now that's part of his schtick.
Russia in the 90’s was the wild west.
Be seeing him in October 2021 i Knoxville. Wife and I can’t wait!! And yes this is a true story
Bert usually doesn't wear a shirt because he's a big guy, and stage lights get HOT. He doesn't want to look nasty by sweating though a shirt.
Please react to George Carlin-Religion is Bullshit or Patrice O’Neil-the nasty show both parts
Aye first time on the channel that intro is fire I love it
According to what another reactor said the reason why they spat at you is because there's two things you don't do over in Russia one you don't steal they're vodka two you don't try to steal their women and three if you able to out drink them or keep up with them they'll respect you long enough not to kill you
"When they not hacking us"... And he LOOKED like the smart one.
His name used to be Burnt Crystals, but he changed it after this Russia experience.
"I love that someone said 'no'. Like, 'I did a head count before, and it doesn't look like it.'"
That miner joke is Louis C.k.’s.....
Everyone is like “this is real” blah blah... honestly I want to see a real Russian mafia member confirm meeting the machine, like does the Mafia have a running joke about the American Machine
there are pictures
been a year, but yes there is indeed rumours of the machine, some peoples fathers and grandfathers would talk about him
You guys are fun to watch! Thanks!
You know it's always good to hear that someone enjoyed our video. I mean, it really makes my day to hear all the kind comments you all leave. I want to say thank you for just being you.
If I remember right the cop said "Come here sit down" or "Come here hurry up"
The van wilder movies are based off of his college years. This story is true
Bert Kriescher's marsh mellow bear story is awesome.
Single most best true story hands down.
this story is true but if you know bert at all his version of the truth is a little wild.
Love you guys. You keep picking good shit I keep watching it!
This is a true story which still blows my mind lol
They are currently making a film of this
The fuck? I hear something?
wow what a story hope its true ... if it is this guy is my hero
Yep it's 100% true
React to ali sidiqi. Prison riot
More videos возлюбленная!
By far my new and favorite reaction video. Usually not a fan of reaction videos, but these guys are the best. Clearly on some family OG shit. Telling everyone I know to be here first and all the best to the owners, creators, and fans. I don't know who middle man is but buddy has seen some LIFE and has the laugh to back it up. PLEASE WATCH PATRICE ONEAL - for you and me.
I you guys ever go to Russia, Will will join the Mafia by the end of the night. I put money on that.
React to aries spears def Jam comedy
Seeing Power Pack, The Maxx and Black Bolt on your wall sold me. Subbed.
I feel like I'm sitting down to watch these videos with friends when I watch y'all's videos man it's fun to laugh with people
Nice reaction. And for a bonus I see the cover of The Amazing Spider-Man #135. Once upon a time I had every SM issue from 96 to somewhere around 250. But I would occasionally swap out boxes of comics with a neighbor and he had all the Spideys when his family moved.
That's unfortunate, this is probably his worst retelling.
Russian of the 90s bad ass!!
Couldnt care if this is a true story or not. This is the best story ever and I'd like to think its true.
Have you guys reacted to any Wheeler Walker jr yet?
If you haven't, prepare to laugh harder than you've ever laughed.
I am a black dude living in Bulgaria. I believe every single word he said, period.
You should react to The Gunfighter. NSFW but hilarious.
I think it is his one joke 😀
He's got more. Flying dildos is a great story. Fighting a bear and skydiving with Rachel Ray are some more. Love to see those reactions. Great reaction to this one
That killed! Yall gotta ck out theo vaughn. "I hate Dennys"
wow, misspelled hashtag. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
If you watch from the beginning he always takes his shirt off at all his shows.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm cracking up like pops in the middle
This is funny but Skydiving with Rachel Ray will bring tears to your eyes
The crazy thing is that its real he got a picture whit the guys he stole that boat whit and shitt