Hasan's Presidential Campaign | Deep Cuts | Patriot Act with Hasan Minhaj | Netflix
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- Опубликовано: 12 июн 2024
- On the latest Deep Cuts, Hasan discusses why the redemption of politicians like George W. Bush as well as former Trump administration members has happened so quickly. Hasan also shares the platform he would run on if he ran for president, the essential items needed for an Indian picnic, and the one rapper he would tell his grandkids about.
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audience member: *asks a question*
Hasan: *uno reverse card* no u
He’s like a politician trying to avoid answering a question
Lol all the time!
Every. Single. Time. 😆
C'mon Hasan, can't you do even ONE Deep Cuts where you answer ALL the questions ?!? 😁😁
“ Throwing sandals at other world leaders” had me in tears
Wouldn't be worse than Trump.
Hahaha such an "Indian parent thing"
And he wouldn't miss! 😂😅
So Nikita Krushev
🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝
I was worried when it had been 7 minutes and Hasan hadn't mentioned his SAT scores, I'm glad I watched it till the end.
😂😂
Lmao
FEEL THE BERN
Had to get it in there.
I'm more impressed he remembered the address of the white house and in the moment came up to a joke that related that to his SAT score. Crazy improv skills.
"An Indian dad as the US president"
*The jokes are going to write themselves...*
Can't be worse than DT. but then I said the same about GWB jr
#bijlikabillkonbharega
The electricity bill is not gonna be paid for by itself
Bernie's slogan from 2016 is still a great catchy one: "Feel the Bern" 😂😂
I love his new one too "Not Me. Us". It's smells like revolutionnnnnnn!!!
yall get in on the yang gang
#yanggang
I like Yang, but alot of his proposals are either vague or are pretty pie-in-the-sky. Take his climate proposal, for instance. It's not as aggressive as say Bernie's plan. It has a longer time span that extends past the timeframe needed to combat climate change (prior to the "cusp of no return"). And unlike Bernie's plan, it lacks cost structure and cost recoupment, so we're kind of in the dark about he plans to implement it. But most importantly, is that he relies heavily on *untested technology* (thorium/molten salt reactors, nuclear fusion, space mirrors) that is nowhere near ready for *mass implementation.*
Also, he refuses to charge a *wealth tax* which would essentially restore the wealth back to laborers (who according to Yang are the *true wealth creators* & backbone of any economy). He's very *weak on foreign policy* and his inclusion of charter schools reveals how out of touch he is on education. Also his admission that he'd *prosecute Assange* (fyi, Bernie wants to protect The Whistleblower Act) was a huge problem for me.
Lastly, while I love the concept of UBI, Yang himself admits the *VAT won't be enough* to finance the *$3 trillion* he needs annually, and so he uses a Roosevelt Institute study to show that govt revenue from UBI-stimulated economic growth would bring $800 to $900 billion -- but *Yang's plan isn't deficit-financed.* That same study showed that a (VAT) tax-financed UBI would *only bring in UP to $800 billion* (some studies suggest less, but I wanted to be generous). That's still $2 trillion under budget. His other claims for how else he'll fund it are also questionable and still come up short for the amount he'll need. Clearly, Yang is in over his head on this and won't be able to get UBI implemented on a *mass scale* for a population our size.
fee.org/articles/andrew-yang-s-math-doesn-t-add-up-on-universal-basic-income
publicpolicy.wharton.upenn.edu/live/news/3136-a-closer-look-at-universal-basic-income
medium.com/@osvaknin/andrew-yangs-ubi-proposal-doesn-t-add-up-195c2f3e7255
@@jessicameaders7565 - #BernTheEstablishment
Hasan: *Reads question..*
Hasan: *Throws question back at audience member*
lol so many times
He can't do comedy without a script.
@@ShubhamKhandelwall Try having your own production and edits on a free range show. You would be shut down in no time.
@@theforgotten8081 I am no hater, and try not to get offended on every little things. It's just something he is no good at like other comedians biggest example is Kevin hart
I think this way is more engaging since it wouldn't serve the purpose if he answered the questions as if it's a script!
Almost everytime
This had “seminar section with hot grad student TA that you have a crush on but he’s happily married with a baby so you settle for throwing weird questions at him” vibes
I... that's so specific. Lowkey agree tho lmao.
Weirdly specific... but yes.
“If you are a 50 year old Indian rocking Air Jordan’s does that make you an uncle?” That’s an amazing question
This is a question that has baffled philosophers for centuries.
I'll be thinking about this for the entirety of my day. I just want you all to know.
Yup his age makes him.
I’m at that stage in my life where I just treat Deep Cuts as podcasts.
I wanted to hug the graphics guy during the campaign slogan part. So good! :D
Need more of 'Eddie and Hasan'
Now the "Eddie and Hasan" song is stuck in my head. Thank you! Lol
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"Najme Minhaj? The guy who tries to return used underwear to Costco?"-Hasan Minhaj
Yoshiki Kondo underwear**
@@sharoxx1894 fixed it. thanks
Me watching this from Estonia:
- Heyyyyyy! He mentioned Estonia!
I was searching for that comment
Hasan presidendiks!
audience member: *asks question*
hasan: *no u*
Just paused another Deep cuts episode to watch this one 😂
All I do is binge watch Hasan's videos these days.
Namrata Mujumdar lol. Facts. I’ve been Inceptioning Hassan’s vids. Got like 3 tabs open. 😩😆
I wouldn't survive the off season of his show w/out these vids!
@@ohmwaterfalls I know right! The wait for the next season is the hardest part. These videos have become such an integral part of my life now that I make sure to watch one every day, even the ones I've already watched because Hasan's got me spellbound lol.
6:39 LMFAO WATCH HASANS FACE SLOWLY TRANSFORM FROM BEMUSED SURPRISE TO CONCERNED HORROR
that small gulp was the tipping point
Oh my god, thanks for pointing it out
This is the funniest ans most important comment
@@RuthwikRao he genuinely thought about it and then he's like aw hell no
Omg I see it now too😂😂😂
"What can brown do for you?" - Presidential Slogan
I actually think that's the UPS slogan lol.
Brown for the crown
"What browns can't do for you?"-has a more zing to it
I love how he almost never actually answers the questions, he just uses his UNO reverse card every time and then comments on the answer he gets.
Hasan's 34? How's he over a decade older than me yet simultaneously ten times hipper than me?
Andrew Yang’s slogan:
“It’s Not left, Not right, but forward”, or “Make America Think Harder (MATH).”
Andrew Lang's is virtually Identical to the official slogan of the Australian Democrats. "Not Left, Not Right, Just Forward" - OK the unofficial slogan is better known "Keep the Bastards Honest"... But
..... They were formed in 1977... en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australian_Democrats
#YangGang
#yanggang
No comment? Aight, I’m coming back later.
Innovation. I'm not first or anything. I just see no comments is all I'm saying.
That picnic question brought alot of memories man it couldn't have been more true!
3:15 “also hasan’s birthday twin lol” 😂
I saw that.... these guys behind the graphics are good.
I was looking to see if someone had commented on that lol
i fucking love the graphics team on this show. "hasans birthday twin lol"
3:15 Also hasan's birthday twin lol....
He is so awesome!!! He literally changed my narrow minded thoughts about some things...thank you, they say you read all the comments so I thought, I should make the effort of writing one
"My pants turn into a sweatpants I'm a uncle" lmao
“Hasan Minhaj 2020, he is a hottie when he wears his glasses!”
“Payyyyyyyyytriot act with Hasan Minhaj”
Haha nyc one
New episodes on Sunday
Rah Sheen sung that one
Even the graphics for these little clips are top notch :D
I was screaming inside so much that I had to stop the clip and post this before I continued watching.
Mr. Minhaj, you have the perfect political slogan already. It is from your Homecoming King special.
Audacity of Equality.
Good day to the random person reading this comment.
To you too, bro! Thank you! :)
Day is over now
@@abcd-du3tf any day you read it, it turns to be a good day, doesn't it? Have a positive outlook on life. It brings a spring to every step that you take.
Thanks! You too my friend!
@@captainexcalibur5051 I'll wish a good day on anyone with names of both my sons 👍
Hi hasan, I was reading up on hong kong protest and would really like to know if you will be doing an episode on that. It is growing increasingly violent and just doesn’t seem like any side is willing to step down. Would really like to know what your stance on this issue is
@@ValentineCrescent 😂😂. All jokes aside it's a serious matter
Audience: *asks a question
Hasan: I don't know, what do you think random citizen?
Best campaign slogan: "Humanity First" by Andrew Yang
Truth!
Or Feel the Bern.
Say what you want, that's fucking catchy.
I hope his new one ends up being , 'hindsight is 2020'
Nah Andrew Yang was just playing too much mass effect
Audience: asks question
Hasan: Uno reverse card!
I need the intro and end credits music...it's LIT...
His campaign should be, *Hasan Minhaj 2020, Najme approves* 😂
Shout out to the graphics team. Great work!
I keep pausing to read everything the graphics and editing team inserts, they’re just too good man 😂❤️
Love the edit!!!
Someone : asks a question
Hassan : someone , what do you think ?
And never answers
living for these now
Happy 34th birthday Hasan I wish you,your wife and your daughter best of luck
"-make me in charge of like, Estonia."
me, an Estonian: dope news
loovvvvveee your graphic team!!!!!! they are awesome!!!!!
That guy with the skydiving question really trying to offer some in between season content if you know what I'm saying...
"Humanity First" - Yang2020
The people who hit the dislike button thought it was a download button!
^ *seems legit*
I’m really glad the brought up dwts
The "No black balls in biryani" is something I always question my mom & grandma about when they make biryani so that is something I can relate to 😂😂
3:11-3:15 The fine print killed me.
Cool as always👏
watched this while eating biriyani
6:01 ❤️❤️
That was just adorable
“Why does a five dollar bill have a unibrow on it”
ouch hasan😂😂😂😂🤭
Nice work edditer
Digital team kills it yet again with the snide “actually it was change we can believe in”
"No black balls in biriyani" 😂😂
awesome! bro...
Somehow, I like how he asks the person for their view, who asked the question in the first place
i thought his slogan would be "bringing jncos back again"
I could watch Hasan Minhaj all day
Hasan is my favorite political comedy commentator since John Stewart.
Apparently he interviews Andrew Yang on one of the new episodes when the show is back on. To anyone reading this, please RUclips a long-form interview with Andrew Yang and see what you think. The H3 Podcast is really good! Bless you all!!! #YangGang
Can't wait for this interview!
The off the pill podcast was amazing too
Bro I always enjoy watching your videos.
6:44 thanks for the new lock screen picture hasan
my favorite campaign slogan is “i’ll do my best but i cant promise anything”
i promise ive seen it
I was rewatching Homecoming King on the bus this morning and my friend peered over at my screen. We ended up watching it until we had to get off the bus. She texted saying that you were hilarious and that she was binge watching your videos.
Hasan and his audience, still a better bond than a covalent bond.
Feel The Bern is a great slogan.
I love how mr Najme pops up in almost every internet exclusive! He is like HPV: you don't see him, but he is inside all of us!
I need the music for DeepCuts as ringtone
And here I was worried I'd have to wait months for a new deep cut 😂
I love his humor.
Love this guy! And happy to hear he’s a father now (?). Bless his family.
While I was not alive for it, "I like Ike" seems like a pretty good slogan
Hey Hasaan, Greatwork man keep it up. Please do a episode on climate change, i guess people need to know about this. धन्यवाद
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Yoo my country of Estonia getting a big shout out!
"Make me in charge of like...Estonia" :D We would be happy to have you as our president, though :D
Love Hasan👍🏼
Anybody else pause at 2:27 ! WET CARDBOARD! lol
GO BRO !!!!!
These clips are what made me watch the show. Love these.
Happy belated birthday Hasan
Hassan campagne slogan would be " lota for life" 😁😁😁
Speaking for Estonia, we'd welcome you.
Does anyone else love their theme song I never skip it.
Hasan Minhaj for president!
2:28 Graphics Team found the moment for their soapbox, and by George they grabbed it. Love how great all these slogan/signs look by the way. I'd stick that in my front lawn.
My favorite slogan is Andrew Yang’s
Please be president, Hasan!
He doesn’t deserve that mess
5:32 the person next to her is DEFINITELY a cartoon drawing. prove me wrong
So I'm curious... Why are the Deep Cuts available on RUclips but not (as far as I can determine) on Netflix? I try to watch all the episodes on Netflix to "vote" for more seasons, but it feels strange that my favorite part is something I have to watch out here in Free Content Land!
For my fellow ACT takers who dont understand the SAT, a 1310 is apparently similar to a 28.
OKAY BUT THE PAPER STRAWS... TOO REAL
omg ben smith is a real name, i have a friend with that name lol. smith is like one of the most common last names in australia.
Tarif Adib I think it’s the most common last name in all majority English speaking countries. Apparently all WASPs had the same blacksmith as an ancestor. Dude got around
5:00 😂🤯 I damn near spit out my coffee
God that picnic is accurate .
The graphics department with the truth bomb for 2024's slogan tho...