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  • @amphibiouslanding9383
    @amphibiouslanding9383 2 года назад +1240

    why does lying come so naturally to his forked tongue

    • @joris4235
      @joris4235 2 года назад +2

      lying comes easy to unhinged PSYCHOS who would want to put their LOYAL viewers in a MEAT GRINDER

    • @Pickle-jarr
      @Pickle-jarr 2 года назад +76

      Perfect reference

    • @nosir7882
      @nosir7882 2 года назад

      He’s a heretic dude, he naturally sides with the devil

    • @cho-ws4bf
      @cho-ws4bf 2 года назад +9

      Poker

    • @amphibiouslanding9383
      @amphibiouslanding9383 2 года назад +45

      @@cho-ws4bf I just met her

  • @dumbowe
    @dumbowe 2 года назад +887

    I love how fucking short the poker section was, ludwig thought he had the game in the bag, but he completely forgot that jerma has a gambling addiction.

    • @JBracko
      @JBracko 2 года назад +84

      Ludwig really thought he got one over on Mr. Green

  • @zwn10
    @zwn10 2 года назад +1175

    I love how every time Jerma plays Elden Ring he reacts to the enemies like they're an actual real life threat to him

    • @Lilybun
      @Lilybun 2 года назад +100

      I envy his ability to immerse himself into the game that hard

    • @JoNarDLoLz
      @JoNarDLoLz 2 года назад +77

      Please forgive him, Jerma just finished watching Sword Art Online and he's been traumatized ever since.

    • @oweeb5909
      @oweeb5909 2 года назад +28

      @@JoNarDLoLz oh no not Sword Art Online (SAO) I hate Sword Art Online (SAO)

    • @javelin1423
      @javelin1423 2 года назад +11

      @@JoNarDLoLz Jerma getting trapped on a death game would end in him evolving into an eldritch horror as every few seconds the game world would tint redder and redder as he 'peep the horror'.

    • @coolboyyo654
      @coolboyyo654 2 года назад +17

      @@JoNarDLoLz SAO would be watchable if it was about Jerma tbh

  • @raehik
    @raehik 2 года назад +441

    lost it when ludwig asked jerma "what's your resting heart rate?" and he replied 120

  • @stlngds
    @stlngds 2 года назад +584

    Jerma nutting a three-of-a-kind on the flop against King-Ace and the old "I don't know what I am doing is this good" act actually WORKING on Ludwig was the funniest shit I've ever seen.

  • @Pickle-jarr
    @Pickle-jarr 2 года назад +678

    Ludwig immediately losing in poker after talking himself up made my night

    • @chrisbarnes7804
      @chrisbarnes7804 2 года назад +159

      He challenged a man who lives in Las Vegas and plays in casinos on the regular to a game of Poker and somehow didn’t expect to lose in less than 2 minutes

    • @metformin3154
      @metformin3154 2 года назад +61

      Jerma lives in Vegas, he literally pays his TAXES through gambling.

    • @UnknownPerson-cq3qv
      @UnknownPerson-cq3qv 2 года назад +6

      Typical logwug

    • @beeferbeef7691
      @beeferbeef7691 2 года назад +4

      SPOILERS GOD DAMN IT

    • @compoflask6262
      @compoflask6262 2 года назад +14

      @@beeferbeef7691 you're in the comments lmfao do you want us to discuss gardening?

  • @totallynotlilly
    @totallynotlilly 2 года назад +89

    actually crying over someone misspelling jaundice as "jondis" in chat when jerma mentioned why ludwig's feet were yellow

  • @austenholritz7554
    @austenholritz7554 2 года назад +179

    i love how at 45:50 he just writes 'suana' over and over again and is aghast every time its wrong

  • @breezeshooter42
    @breezeshooter42 2 года назад +150

    After fighting Malenia he knows what it feels like to be the one in the meat grinder for a change

  • @eddyspaghetti6211
    @eddyspaghetti6211 2 года назад +179

    Jerma asking Ludwig if he hated the game genuinely hit me
    I felt that

    • @eddyspaghetti6211
      @eddyspaghetti6211 2 года назад +42

      Like asking your friend to hang out with you and enjoy something you enjoy, being worried if theyre hating it but just saying its cool to not disappoint you
      Man..

    • @nightshadetq2453
      @nightshadetq2453 2 года назад +16

      that entire segment was painfully relatable, he just like me fr

  • @fishflake
    @fishflake 2 года назад +256

    connor permanently damaging his eardrums with crush 40 to pump himself up for the streamer awards is the most i've ever related to a streamer

    • @marvelousball
      @marvelousball 2 года назад +10

      How does Connor have a career. He's the least entertaining person I've ever seen in a while

    • @awesomecoolguy8857
      @awesomecoolguy8857 2 года назад +23

      @@marvelousball he play mar I,o

    • @marvelousball
      @marvelousball 2 года назад

      @@awesomecoolguy8857 did you have a stroke writing that? Should I be worried?

    • @awesomecoolguy8857
      @awesomecoolguy8857 2 года назад +18

      @@marvelousball no,o,ooooooo. I didn

    • @yojirex6374
      @yojirex6374 2 года назад

      @@marvelousball He's really chill to watch and has good chemistry with other streamers

  • @zedtheexplorer5206
    @zedtheexplorer5206 2 года назад +149

    Jerma’s training in chili time prepared him well

  • @TheWampaKing
    @TheWampaKing 2 года назад +48

    “THE ALL KNOOOOWING” cracks me up

  • @bigonlineguy
    @bigonlineguy 2 года назад +115

    cheltie, you’re a lifesaver for those of us who can’t watch the long vods. hope you’re getting enough rest and not dying to get these out; i think we will be happy to have these regardless of how quickly you get them out. no one does it like you!

  • @caskaronn
    @caskaronn 2 года назад +207

    Always a hero Cheltie

  • @YUKILOID39
    @YUKILOID39 2 года назад +43

    malenia's second phase was really hard, but the cutscene where she unfolded the wings and it was just butterflies and crap, i was in awe at how horrifying yet beautiful it looked

  • @Queggletank
    @Queggletank 2 года назад +96

    Coming to the others house in a maid costume is something ludwig did for jerma no questions asked.
    Can't believe this egomaniac has not paid ANY of his debts in full.

  • @sashalvy
    @sashalvy 2 года назад +163

    honestly i respect him for making it this far with that shitty weapon lol

  • @neartheplumtree
    @neartheplumtree 2 года назад +21

    "This just became a videogame" - Jerma985, playing a videogame

  • @MemeSnack
    @MemeSnack 2 года назад +38

    1:21:07 this single shot felt so unbelievably real, wtf

  • @LovelyLori193
    @LovelyLori193 2 года назад +26

    I can't be the only one who thought Jerma was talking about TF2 when he said a game he had a decade of experience in, especially when he said "it's over" lmao

  • @ixxie999
    @ixxie999 2 года назад +78

    Jerma mindgamed the FUQ out of Ludwig on poker and RPS lmao, that was freaking epic. Don't fuq with a wise old man

  • @Absolyst
    @Absolyst 2 года назад +15

    watching him misspell "sauna" a dozen times actually made me lightheaded

  • @bastard2978
    @bastard2978 2 года назад +20

    watching jerma’s lightbulb moment against malenia is so great lmao

  • @AirRice
    @AirRice Год назад +4

    I like how he was more flabbergasted by malenia staying up in the air for like 2 seconds than her pulling out an insane flurry combo move that killed him instantly

  • @PotatoBruh64
    @PotatoBruh64 2 года назад +18

    1:23:15 Jerma just admitted that he wants to kill someone.

  • @ryanj2322
    @ryanj2322 2 года назад +8

    1:15:58 I havent laughed this hard in a long time. The sheer panic of him not knowing if he was about to be attacked just killed me.

  • @chrisbarnes7804
    @chrisbarnes7804 2 года назад +11

    Jerma with the quick thinking lip syncing Ludwig while putting his cam over his head

  • @de-ment
    @de-ment 2 года назад +79

    Did this guy fulfill ANY of his debts from the last battleship stream? what's this now?

    • @iblame_nargles
      @iblame_nargles 2 года назад +32

      he's a crook. he's a cheat and a swindler.
      we always lose to this maniac.

    • @marvelousball
      @marvelousball 2 года назад +4

      He emotionally manipulated us

  • @leoz96
    @leoz96 2 года назад +11

    Suana
    Suana
    Sanua
    Suana

  • @wryse1081
    @wryse1081 2 года назад +15

    aw man you missed the part where he fell to his death right after saying "is he talking about me?"

  • @thejustofit8965
    @thejustofit8965 2 года назад +49

    I was really really hoping for a bro vs bro elden ring pvp.

  • @XGames-94
    @XGames-94 2 года назад +11

    I think this is where jerma peaks. He's never been more excited and enthralled by a game. Elden Ring is even bigger than the live action pieces.

  • @ryanj2322
    @ryanj2322 2 года назад +5

    1:12:06 Jerma genuinely offended that Malenia did not allow him to finish his intro.

  • @jettisonantics
    @jettisonantics 2 года назад +11

    MAN-SERPENT FOR JERMA RUMBLE!

  • @meleeludens
    @meleeludens 2 года назад +13

    “It’s like 1am and the sun starts coming up” what is this maniac on about??

    • @solharv7817
      @solharv7817 2 года назад +7

      He meant like one second it’s 1am and the next the sun is coming up. Like he lost track of time.

  • @Queggletank
    @Queggletank 2 года назад +7

    Jerma forgets he can equip a shield - Malenia edition

  • @doodleEeto
    @doodleEeto 2 года назад +5

    Jerma called mr.green as his stand and destroyed that hand

  • @auto144p6
    @auto144p6 2 года назад +30

    HI CHELTIE I FINALLY SAW YOU IN JERMAS CHAT WHEN THIS WAS LIVE!!!!!!

  • @bigbeefscorcho
    @bigbeefscorcho Год назад +1

    20:27 Jerma was actually pissed here for a second. Real rage flashed across his brain

  • @ihatenwo
    @ihatenwo 2 года назад +9

    1:29:55
    Jerma fucking nails it lmao

  • @bayomo1569
    @bayomo1569 2 года назад +8

    Absolute Unit Cheltie! Thank you so much

  • @Zuzuska
    @Zuzuska 2 года назад +28

    Holy crap, you’re a god for editing this together. Ty so much for all you do ❤️❤️❤️

  • @13thRegen
    @13thRegen 2 года назад +2

    jerma straight up hustling ludwig on poker lmao "oh is this good? should i bet?" god

  • @Happyjuice912
    @Happyjuice912 2 года назад +19

    jerma is mad pt: malenia

    • @auto144p6
      @auto144p6 2 года назад

      he tried to scam a bet by going and farming and he still failed it. fUCK MALENIA ALL MY HOMIES HATE MALENIA

  • @SWAGMONEY_DX
    @SWAGMONEY_DX 2 года назад +5

    absolute legend you are cheltie

  • @aceplace3357
    @aceplace3357 2 года назад +8

    Thank you

  • @lolihitler4198
    @lolihitler4198 2 года назад +3

    very RELIGIOUS streamer PREACHES about the virtue of charity ON STREAM

  • @Celatrec
    @Celatrec 2 года назад +2

    Bros vs Bros was so entertaining I forgot this was an elden ring stream edit 🤣🤣

  • @Jordish0
    @Jordish0 2 года назад

    The part of the stream where Jerma was screaming at Connect 4 was an absolute fever dream

  • @goldlee
    @goldlee 2 года назад

    Thanks again for your crazy fast and crazy good edits Cheltie

  • @yuletidecheer
    @yuletidecheer 2 года назад

    "Aliens dropped us off in a care package"
    *oh boy, it's thrillville all over again*

  • @generaltsingshitao4368
    @generaltsingshitao4368 2 года назад +1

    The spirit of Mr.Green kicked in at the poker section

  • @blendonklinaku4363
    @blendonklinaku4363 2 года назад +4

    Cheltie never sleeps

  • @greenbean4422
    @greenbean4422 2 года назад +12

    Jerma making fun of Gideon was so desperately needed for people who played the game you have no idea
    Overall feels like a waste of a character - same feelings with Horrah "Where have you been this whole time"
    like dude feel

  • @randomacc1029384756
    @randomacc1029384756 2 года назад +1

    you are doing gods work cheltie

  • @auto144p6
    @auto144p6 2 года назад +3

    17:25 holy fucking shit this moment is actually too good. i cant stop laughing

  • @cosmo_froggy
    @cosmo_froggy 2 года назад +1

    Jerma spelling sauna the same wrong way like 5 times in a row is killing me lol

  • @largegroupofmales
    @largegroupofmales 2 года назад +1

    He killed Maliketh alot faster than I thought he would lol

  • @felixcatnapping
    @felixcatnapping 2 года назад +2

    I can't believe he is about to finish the game

  • @ajax9644
    @ajax9644 2 года назад +2

    Cheltie apreciation... yes

  • @chrisdelacruz2348
    @chrisdelacruz2348 2 года назад +1

    GOAT editor

  • @deathbyjypsy
    @deathbyjypsy 2 года назад

    “What are the fingers” 😂

  • @ZomborgOnDuty
    @ZomborgOnDuty 7 месяцев назад

    Jerma's last words: "I am Jerma, sword of-"

  • @soulslasher7890
    @soulslasher7890 2 года назад +4

    i havent watched the entire video but i hope the nutkick bit made it in

  • @YUKILOID39
    @YUKILOID39 2 года назад +2

    i was overleveled enough for melania's first phase to not be very bad, but for her second phase i could not beat it without the help of summoning some other players

  • @ddtdst
    @ddtdst 2 года назад +13

    The video is not working on my end :(

    • @HandlesAreShrakh
      @HandlesAreShrakh 2 года назад +8

      same here must be the PSYCHO ruining wonderful chelties videos

    • @Lilybun
      @Lilybun 2 года назад +1

      probably youtube still processing, it only works on auto resolution for me an only on pc

    • @Heavenlykrill
      @Heavenlykrill 2 года назад

      My video didnt work either until I changed the resolution to 360p. Guess RUclips is still processing the higher resolutions.

  • @gabeitch9142
    @gabeitch9142 2 года назад

    bro the poker part made me pumped up

  • @wesley5729
    @wesley5729 2 года назад

    24:00 Ludwig doing his best sonic feet crinkling impression

  • @joemanfred5738
    @joemanfred5738 2 года назад +8

    Nobody fucks with Mr. Greenz

  • @zeadaltaee
    @zeadaltaee 2 года назад +3

    Is he apologizing for accidentally saying "donate to church" ?

  • @RandomProductionz121
    @RandomProductionz121 2 года назад

    holy shit jermas on bro vs bro

  • @justthomas2488
    @justthomas2488 2 года назад +4

    Toontown is actually very fun.

  • @HammerspaceCreature
    @HammerspaceCreature 2 года назад +1

    1:26:35 Jerma is the real life version of DS2 Dragon Rider.

  • @deamooz9810
    @deamooz9810 2 года назад +1

    21:14 I wish I could see chat’s reaction

  • @itsyaboycactus6096
    @itsyaboycactus6096 2 года назад

    "Just dodge the attacks"

  • @zeroskatr11
    @zeroskatr11 2 года назад

    35:50 Jerma says the sun comes up at 12 o’clock at night

  • @Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz1024
    @Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz1024 2 года назад

    Imagine only having one mounted turret

  • @Gh0st652
    @Gh0st652 2 года назад +5

    Can't wait til he finds the rotting fish corpse god

  • @Voc_spooksauce
    @Voc_spooksauce 2 года назад +11

    When Ludwig put his feet and his chat like "FOR FREE?????" it was great
    Sad that i can't watch Jerma play ER yet, since i wanna finish the game first...but i'm glad that Jerma and Ludwig are back togheter :D
    Wonder when they will kiss

  • @WindowsDevPro
    @WindowsDevPro 2 года назад

    "I want to KILL!!" then starts screaming an imaginary persons name over and over.

  • @MetaWhiteYoshi
    @MetaWhiteYoshi 2 года назад

    House Flippers lmao

  • @The_Steele1
    @The_Steele1 Год назад

    54:48 Jesus Connor what a reference.

  • @Abelprojectvapor
    @Abelprojectvapor 2 года назад

    Thank you silly editor

  • @vcr53wus
    @vcr53wus 2 года назад

    love you

  • @willsonpiercepua
    @willsonpiercepua 2 года назад

    *insert fall joke

  • @skruntfanatic
    @skruntfanatic 2 года назад

    Oh hey i can watch the video now sick

  • @nadlanod5897
    @nadlanod5897 7 месяцев назад

    Jerma said some of the HOTTEST takes while being iced repeatedly by Malenia.

  • @KillerHatDude
    @KillerHatDude 2 года назад +1

    38:53 Literally A cartoon Character

  • @jasons217
    @jasons217 2 года назад

    Nice

  • @izren4415
    @izren4415 2 года назад +1

    SLASH ARC

  • @singledigitdan
    @singledigitdan 2 года назад +1

    meltdown of the year.

  • @Salvador-312
    @Salvador-312 Год назад

    This man is insane I refuse to accept that he is real and exists in our world

  • @Salvador-312
    @Salvador-312 2 года назад

    I gotta catch up to this man so I can watch these videos and not get spoiled fuck me

  • @coralanturn
    @coralanturn 2 года назад +4

    it's so frustrating watching jerma play picross becaus i play it all the time and i see what he needs to do but he has no idea

    • @ThrimeWorks
      @ThrimeWorks 2 года назад +3

      Welcome to watching Jerma play literally anything

  • @ItIsRitch
    @ItIsRitch 2 года назад +1

    He totally should have chosen TF2

  • @mrp8171
    @mrp8171 2 года назад +2

    Im so early that i can watch video only in 360p

  • @greaterdanemark2397
    @greaterdanemark2397 2 года назад

    What did he expect from someone from Vegas? To LOSE A POKER GAME?

  • @DZ0
    @DZ0 2 года назад

    i cheesed malenia with the massive rancor spell from a deathbird boss lol constant ghosts fly at her staggering her the whole time. Had to do it, no shame.

  • @carburetor77
    @carburetor77 2 года назад +2

    Malenia took me 7 tries. Maliketh took me 74